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And it happens. Now go. So, so good. Well, I finally found a really satisfying use for AI yesterday. I was just playing around with a grock and I told it to make me a photo of Dilbert riding on a dog. It's just, you know, first thing that popped in my head. And so it makes this picture. But it knew that if a human sized Dilbert were riding on a dog, that would be bad for the dog. So it turned the Dilbert into a little stuffed, looked like a stuffed animal and made a small and put it on a big dog. And I posed it because I thought it was just interesting picture. And AI wants to give Dilbert a mouth because everybody in the world except Dilbert has a mouth. Dilbert has no mouth, by the way, if you didn't know that. And no eyeballs. But it wanted to give him eyeballs with some of the AIs and not others. And he had a necktie, but it didn't seem to understand that it would be an upturned necktie. So it was definitely Dilbert. But yeah, the AI version. And then people saw my version and they tried different AIs. So next thing I know, there's more than one Dilbert riding on a dog. And the next thing I know, it starts morphing from Dilbert riding on a dog to me riding on a dog. And then Dilbert riding on God's shoulders. And then there was the baby Jesus, Dilbert. And then somebody used Mid Journey, which takes a static picture and turns it into a video and somebody improved the background. So the picture started as, you know, just a little thing I thought was funny. And it took out a life of its own and it evolved into all these different directions and there was even a dog riding Dilbert. But my favorite was a picture of me, the AI created of me riding a giant cat, a house cat, but it was a dog. It was a horse sized cat. And I came away from the experience thinking, oh my God, do I want a horse sized cat? Would that be awesome? One you could, you know, put a saddle on and ride. Imagine if you could just say hey and call your cat and your cat would run over and you just jump on it like a, like a horse and ride around. Okay, maybe it's just me. Well, I wonder if there's any new research that could have been skipped if they had just asked me. Oh, here's something from the University of Bath. Now you probably didn't know there was a University of Bath, but a lot of people try to take a bath without any education whatsoever and they'll be like drowning and they won't even get wet. Because they've never gone to the University of Bath, where I believe everybody majors in bathing, I assume anyway. But beyond that, they've also done a study in which they determined that people with higher IQs make better decisions. And the reason is. The reason is the people with higher IQs can predict the results of their decisions more accurately. Uh huh. Yeah. That would be pretty much right in the middle of what a person with a high IQ can do. Predict what's going to happen next. So, University of Bath, you should stick to your strengths, which is teaching people how to bathe. And next time you want to know if high IQ people are smarter than low IQ people, just ask me. Just ask. I got answers. All right. According to the Washington Times, there's a federal employee who managed to do work at home and get paid for three different jobs. So it was Chrissy Monique Baker. So she was working at HUD as a full time management and program analyst, but she also had two separate jobs beyond that. And she was getting paid for three jobs and she's pleading guilty to fraud. Now does that seem like fraud to you? Do you think people should go to jail for having three jobs at the same time when they sign something? They said they wouldn't do that. So I guess that's the fraud part. Yeah, so none of those employers got her full time work. So I guess it is fraud. It reminded me of Wally in the Dilber comic. I've heard of people who had two jobs, which I think was really common during the pandemic. People having two remote jobs. But this is the first one where somebody had three and made it work. I don't know how they caught her. Probably wasn't based on her work performance. Well, can you believe it? Today is the one year anniversary from Biden debating and showing the world that his brain was not working. Does that feel like only one year ago? Is it my imagination or does it feel like it was three years ago that the Biden debate with Trump happened? Does that feel like it could possibly be only one year ago? Oh my God. How much stuff has happened in the last year? You know, just political stuff. Forget about your life. But one year ago, are you having the same the same impression? I have that there's no way that's just one year ago. That had to be at least three years ago. Nope. One I saw that in a post from End Wokness, one of my favorite.
