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It's about time. Come on in. Take off your coat on the air conditioning and we're gonna have a show. It's gonna be amazing. Good morning, everyone, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. And you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance on improving your mood this morning, all you need for that is a copper Margaret glass, a tankard chalicerstein, a canteen jugger flask, a vessel of any kind, fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure. Let's open the day. The thing that makes everything better is called the simultaneous sip. That happens now. Go. Good, Right? I wonder if there's any new science that would suggest that drinking coffee is good for your health. Oh, we hear something. There's new research from the Queen Mary University of London that says that caffeine can improve your cellular longevity and repair your DNA. And it activates your ampk. Oh, I feel my AMPK being activated right now. I don't even know what it is, but it's definitely activated. So, yeah, turns out that every time you sit with me, you get a little bit younger. Facts. That's called science. I wonder if there's any other science that you didn't need to do because you could have just asked me. Well, here's one. Apparently, according to Neuroscience News, there's a massive new analysis. This. This is so dumb. This shows that exercise is good for children. Does that even seem real? Can you believe that in 2025, somebody apparently got some kind of funding to do research to find out if exercise is good for children. Guess what? It's good for him. So specifically, they're looking at anxiety and depression. And big surprise, when children exercise, they have less anxiety, less depression. Yeah, I think you could have saved a little bit of money on that one. Just ask me. All right, here's another one. This one's almost as funny. Stanford. I saw this on a post by Clint Jarvis on x. Stanford paid 35,000 people to quit social media. And then they checked back with them later to see how happy they were that they quit social media and got paid for. Turns out they were happier. Now, again, do you think there was any chance that you were going to pay somebody to not look at their social media for a little bit and they were going to come back and say, oh, no. Turns out I was very sad that I didn't get to look at my social media? No. And by the way, there's something deeply wrong with this kind of research because obviously, obviously, the people in the research study were completely aware that the reason they were being paid to quit social media was, is so that somebody could study what their mood was. If you did that with anything, you would find a 5 or 6% improvement in mood. You could be like, all right, we're going to remove one of the chairs that you don't use at your kitchen table. Well, we don't even need that chair. I know. So you never use it. So we're going to remove it from the room and we're going to come back and we're going to. After paying you to be allowed to remove that chair in a month, we're going to measure whether you're in a better mood. What do you think would happen? Well, based on everything I know about scientific studying, you would convince yourself that removing that chair made you happier because you would know that they were measuring whether you were happier. And that would be enough for some percentage of people to imagine they were happier. So if people know you're measuring their happiness before and after a thing, I believe there's even a name for this. Is it the Taylor effect, or is that only for. There's something like that for business productivity. If you're measuring the productivity in the business and you make any change whatsoever, productivity goes up. Have you ever heard of that? So if you said, I'm going to study whether changing the light bulbs increases productivity. Oh, the Hawthorne effect. Exactly. Thank you. Yeah, the Hawthorne effect. If people know you're studying it, they just sort of turn into that thing. So watch out for that. The Hawthorne effect.
