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All right, let me make sure I see all my comments. Yes, I do. All right, well, those of you who follow the Dilbert Reborn comic, or you may have seen it on X, because I did a unprotected version of it today, you know that I solved a problem I've been working on for a while, which is I needed some way to refer to the people who can't get over the pandemic. Now I understand why you can't get over it. So there's no confusion there, But a lot of people's brains just got broken by the pandemic, and they see the world through that filter. And so I needed a name for people who were. Who were like the Japanese soldiers who didn't know the World War II was over and they were hiding in caves for decades. It feels like that. So the new character I introduced into the deliberate world is Covid Carl. And Covid Carl judges all of your opinions by what your opinion was during the pandemic. And if they don't like your opinion during the pandemic, well, they're not going to like any other opinion you ever have. Well, let's check the science and see if there are any studies that could have saved some money just by asking me. Oh, here we go. Eric Dolan is writing for PsyPost that the quality of friendships are strongly linked to the well being of single Americans. Is there anybody who didn't know that if you're single, the quality of your friendships is important to your well being? Well, I don't Know if any of you knew it, I suspect you did, but they definitely could have saved some money by going to me and saying, Scott, we're thinking about doing this study. And I would say, don't bother, don't bother, just ask me. Well, the first self driving big rig is on the road, a company called Kodiak Robotics. So it's a fully autonomous 18 wheeler. It's in Texas. Now this one runs on LIDAR, so it won't be as cool as Tesla's big rig truck that I think is coming. Right. I believe Tesla's working on that too. But AI conversation is the source of this. But did you, did you ever believe that you would be alive at a time when big rig trucks would be driving without a driver on the same road as you? You know, one way to make sure everything is self driving cars is people are going to be afraid to drive unless they're in a self driving car. I feel as if the self driving cars should have to communicate with each other, even if it's a different brand of car, because if one car goes bad, the other cars could say, hey, cut it out, you're heading right at me. So anyway, self driving everything. But even cooler than that, the Wall Street Journal is reporting about farm, an autonomous farm. So it's an outdoor farm, but it uses robot tractors and I think drones to maybe pick stuff. So it's a fully autonomous farm. Now how many of you have ever worked on a farm? I have worked on a farm. My uncle had a farm that was walking distance from where I grew up. And so my siblings and I would be pressed into farm related services of various types. And it's not very pleasant work. I'll tell you, if you ever want to convince somebody to study hard and get good grades in school, all you have to do is have them work on a farm for a summer and figure out what manual labor is like. They'll study pretty hard after that. But anyway, maybe I'll become a farmer because now you can do it without leaving the house. Imagine being a farmer. This is actually, you know, totally possible. Imagine being a farmer and you own a bunch of real estate and you planted something and you run it from your computer and the whole thing is just running itself with robots while you're inside having breakfast. Well, that's coming. There's a new laser technology from Illinois. I don't know why. Oh, University of Illinois and Next Gen Defense is talking about it now. The details are too boring for this podcast, but the world of lasers used to shoot down Incoming missiles and incoming drones is experiencing some big upgrades. So I feel like we're not that far away from the lightsaber. The only thing that stops you from having a lightsaber is the power source. You know, the size of the power source and the fact that the laser isn't going to stop on its own after five feet or whatever, whatever one of those is. But does it seem to you that if you could get the power source small enough that someday we'll actually have lightsabers? I'm starting to think you could limit how far the laser is still effective. Having it focus somehow. I don't know. Lightsabers. Maybe someday well make America healthy again as a new win. Breitbart is writing about this. Jasmine Jordan that pepsico is dropping artificial colors and flavors from their chips, from their lays and their Tostitos. What would a lay's potato chip or a Tostito look like without artificial dyes? I don't know. I'm not sure it will look good, but maybe if it tastes good, your brain will just say, ah, that's fine. I don't know if it'll make any difference at all. Well, remember I kept saying a few days ago, is today the day that there will be national protests called Good Trouble, in which there were dozens or maybe hundreds of cities that were supposed to be protesting Trump? And I thought it started, but then I didn't say news, so I thought, well, it must be the next day. And then the next day came and there was no news about it. Well, apparently the whole thing fizzled. It was supposed to be this big, organized national protest. Zero hedges says that it fizzled. And I never even saw it. I didn't see any news coverage. And the speculation is that the, the Trump administration defunding of all those NGOs, you know, the stuff that the Doge people found was probably just money laundering. Could it be that there's not the right kind of money in the right place to organize another fake protest that's nationwide? Or did Democrats figure out that it doesn't move the needle whatsoever and that I would say the more protests there are, the more law and order people are going to want? Because there's always trouble when there's a big protest? And doesn't that work in Trump's favor no matter why they're protesting, as long as there were also violent people in the protest or vandals or whatever? And there always are. There always are. If it's a big one. Wouldn't that always work in Trump's favor. Maybe they just figured it out, this doesn't work. I don't know. But if you were expecting big nationwide protests, you are disappointed. According to PJ Media, David Manny is writing that 140 people leave California every day and a lot of them are going up to Washington state. So Washington State, I guess has no state income taxes. How many of you know what the state income tax is at the highest rate in California? Do most of you even know if I gave you a quiz? It's 13.3%. That's just the state tax, 13.3. And then our gas is something like, I don't know, 40% higher than other people's and our housing is much more expensive and the traffic is bad and the government is terrible and bankrupt practically. And you can't buy fire insurance in most places. And you probably ask me why do you stay? And the answer is today's high temperature will be 79 degrees. There won't be a cloud in the sky, the wind will not be blowing. And at least where I live, not really any insects to speak of. No mosquitoes, no humidity. Yeah, I don't think you can understand how addictive California is. It's not really easy to move out of this place. Depending on what part you're in, I wouldn't want to live in downtown LA or San Francisco. But if you're not living in those places. Yeah, it's really nice. It's hard to find a place you want to go. And I was thinking the people moving to Washington state are going to discover what it's like to have overcast rainy days, like way more than they expect. And a lot of them are going to be ending their own lives because there's a pretty high rated that up there. A lot of it has to do with the weather. So good luck with that if you're moving. I laugh now, but someday, you know, could happen to me. You never know. Remember yesterday I told you the story it was in the news that apparently the Department of Defense was contracting through Microsoft to handle some Department of Defense technical networks and stuff and that Microsoft had hired Chinese nationals, actually Chinese people living in China, to do some tech support which gave them access to some percent of the entire Department of Defense network. And I wondered if that was even true because I thought to myself that sounds like something that couldn't possibly be true. Now PXF has said that they're going to force Microsoft, I guess to cancel those contracts because it was true. Unbelievable that Microsoft had delegated sensitive access to the Department of defense computers for Chinese nationals who are forced to tell the government whatever the government wants them to tell them. Wow. So, but what I don't know yet is what percentage and whether it included our most sensitive stuff. I don't know. It might have been just some systems, and there's a little ambiguity about how many systems were involved. So it might have been a big deal or it might have been a minor deal if it wasn't the most sensitive systems. Don't know. Well, the ex chair of the dnc, Jamie Harrison, he started a new podcast. Why? Because as he says, people want Democrats to just be real. So I guess he started a podcast to show us how to be real or so the Democrats how to be real. The, the fact that Democrats believe that they can manufacture a Joe Rogan, this just blows my mind. You can't manufacture these things. There's like this magic that sometimes hit some things. You could do lots of things and then hope some of them get popular. But the idea that you can manufacture your own Joe Rogan and make it the Democrat version, nothing works that way. That's just not how anything in the real world works. But keep trying. So Hunter Biden was on Jamie Harrison's new podcast, and Hunter wants you to know that he never had anything to do with any decisions in the White House. And he said, quote, hunter said this, you ask one person to go in the record that would ever tell you that I was in any way making a single decision about anything, anything in that White House. Biden told Harrison, I stayed as far away as I possibly could. Which, by the way, broke my heart. Well, I believe him. I believe him because it seems to me that there were so many people around Biden and probably every single one of them would have tried to keep Hunter's, Hunter's influence at the, you know, the minimum. So, yeah, I don't think Hunter had that much influence. I believe him. He's. He's not a credible character. But on this specific topic, I don't think he had that much influence. Well, the, the Trump administration has reportedly, so far, and probably more to go, have eliminated 22,000 federal workers from around the Washington, D.C. area. So Bloomberg is reporting on that. Is that good? 22,000? Fewer. How many? The thing that this, this report lacks is context. That's why when I read the news, I spend at least half of the time asking Grok to explain the news that I just read. And again today, what I didn't have time for is I wanted to ask how many government employees there are do you know in the comments? Give me a number. If somebody has an extra screen open, how many government employees are there? Because aren't there many millions? Is it many millions of government employees? Is it more than 10 million? Somebody says 1.3 million, 4 million, 4 million. All right, yeah, I feel like it might be in that 4 million range or something like that. So we'll, we'll do a fact check on that. But low millions, 22,000. No, it's way better than adding people. I think Biden added people, a lot of them. So good job on the getting rid of excess people. Apparently the Obamacare insurance, according to the Hill, is going to spike in costs. So a lot of people who have Obamacare are going to find that a lot of the insurance that they have for health will go up 15, 20% this coming year. Now, the reason for the increases is if they say things just cost more than they used to. But they also blame, blame Trump policies. Right? So they blame some Trump policies. It doesn't matter. Just know that your health care costs will go up if you happen to be buying it through the ACA or the Obamacare. Was it more than a quarter of the insurers are looking for big increases. So I don't know if that's going to have an impact on the midterms or elections after that. Let's see, would it affect the midterms? No. Yeah, the midterms are next year, right? The midterms happen in 26. So yeah, that might affect the midterms. We'll see. Well, there's a company called Thingiverse that apparently prints plans for 3D items and some of those items, a number of them, were weapons. But it looks like the Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg has convinced them to stop offering a way to 3D print your own gun. So apparently the so called ghost guns, the guns that you don't know where they came from in New York city, tripled since 2020. And a lot of that must be people making their own gun under 3D printer. But at least one of the companies, I don't know how many there are, but one of them said they will stop doing that. Now, I liken that to what's going to happen with AI that I predicted a while ago. But I'll remind you, in theory, AI will help humans get past all their fake news and false beliefs because it'll be a super intelligence in practice, much like the 3D printer thing, even though the 3D printer could allow you to make a gun, there will be human beings will limit that from actually happening now, probably not eliminate it, but humans will always try to limit what the technology can do because they don't want it to do bad things. So with AI, I'm predicting that every major field of human endeavor will have some kind of organized element to it that will force the AI companies to distort the AI's impression of stuff. So if you were, you know, if you had enough leverage, you could go to the AI companies and say, we don't really want it to say that the climate models are unreliable. So you're in real trouble if they say that. So you might want to put a little code in there that prevents them from doing that. You're going to see that with every industry it will be completely distorted because nobody wants the AI to tell the truth. If you're in an industry that depends on people not knowing the truth, apparently the likelihood of Jerome Powell staying in office through May, the end of his contract is pretty good. And the odds of him being fired before that are pretty low. I guess the reporting from the Wall Street Journal anyway is that Treasury Secretary Scott Besant made the argument to Trump to not try to fire Powell for cause, even though they were looking for some cause. He thought it would disturb the markets and he thought that he thinks the Fed will, or a lot of people think the Fed will lower rates on its own before the end of the year. So it wouldn't buy you something that wasn't going to happen anyway and it would roil the markets. I gave you some serious fake news yesterday and some of you probably still think it's real. Do you remember I was talking about the alleged drawing that allegedly Trump did on a greeting card for Epstein when Epstein had his 50th birthday. And the story was that Trump drew a naked woman and signed his name so it would look like pubic hair on the naked woman. And then I showed you a drawing which I incorrectly believed was that drawing. That's the fake news part. If you saw a drawing that was purporting to be the one that Trump did on the greeting card, it's not real. It's just people who took their own shot at it and then other people thought it was real. So there is not in evidence anywhere. It was not in the Wall Street Journal article either. The Wall Street Journal simply described it without showing you an image of it. So nobody in the public domain has ever seen the so called image that was the biggest source of news for the last several days. So that was all bullshit. That drawing was B.S. now, it doesn't change my opinion. What I like about this, this story is that the whole greeting card hoax probably brought the MAGA supporters back together. You know, there was a lot of talk about the MAGA people being, you know, sort of split apart over the Epstein revelations. But now that Trump has seemingly moved in the direction of more. More disclosure. He approved the DOJ asking to unseal the. The grand jury testimony. I don't think it's going to happen, but. But if it did, it would look like Trump was at least trying to make things more transparent. But at the same time, he gets attacked with what looks like fake news about that greeting card, which makes the Republicans say that's not cool. Every time Trump gets in trouble, he gets a little bit more popular with his base. So I feel like he may be what he calls the Epstein hoax, which is an interesting way he frames it. So it's not like the Epstein story is fake. Not all of it, but the part that says that Trump is covering up for himself in some way is. Yeah. Is probably a hoax. That part. So I'll remind you what Alan Dershowitz is saying about Epstein, because I saw something he added to opinions I've told you about before. According to Dershowitz, he is not aware. Remember, he was Epstein's lawyer for the first set of trouble that Epstein got into. But Dershowit says that there were, as far as he knows, there were no videotapes of any bedrooms. That the only. The only videotape was in a public area. And the police put it there because it was just in one of his homes in Palm Springs because he reported had gotten some money was stolen from his home. So somehow he convinced the police to put in their own video to look for, I don't know, the next criminal. But according to Dershowitz, that's all there was. So he would say that there are no videos, you know, blackmail videos. Now, you've heard the FBI and the Department of Justice refer to all the videos of underage people. I believe that those were not taken on the property. I think that they were just from the Internet. Right. So I believe there were lots of videos of horrible things, but not horrible things involving amateurs who were. Who had just visited the island. It was just video that anybody could have gone and gotten from the Internet if that was their thing. So that's what I think. That's my current view. Dershowitz says that no current office holders were named as potential abusers. Now he would know again because he saw all the Names. He just can't tell you what he saw. But he says no current office holders. Do you believe that? Well, he's quite sure that Trump was not incriminated in any of that, so that's cool. And then Dershowitz says he asked his sources in Israel, and he would have good sources if Epstein was part of Mossad. And guess what Mossad said. You'll never guess. He asked Mossad if Epstein was. Was their guy, and Mossad said no. Now, would you find that credible? No, you can't ask the spy, you know, the spy organization, if the worst person in the world was on their payroll, what do you. What are they going to say? Now, I personally believe he probably wasn't personally, I believe he was not on the payroll of a Mossad, nor the CIA. And I'm very much being influenced by. Influenced by the Mike Benz opinion that the real story of Epstein might be that he was the money launderer supreme for any number of bad characters or maybe even intelligence characters who wanted him to connect people who had money with people who wanted to use that money. And some of those uses, but maybe not all, may have been some intelligence network asking for a favor. Now, there's a big difference between being on the payroll and being a secret spy versus those same spy networks having probably more people who don't work for them do stuff for them than the people that they pay. Wouldn't you guess for every one person that the CIA has on their payroll, wouldn't you assume that there are maybe five or 10 people who are not on their payroll? But the people who are on the payroll may ask for favors, and then the people doing the favor might not even know why, and they might not even doing it for any specific payback they might be doing. Doing it. Oh, let's say, hey, here's a deal. If I can get. Get this thing funded for you, or if I can hide this money you want hidden, can you do me a favor later? And we would never know what that favor was, but there would be no payroll. And if asked there was intelligence people would say, no, doesn't work for us. And they would be telling the truth. Just maybe they know. Maybe somebody in the organization knew them. Maybe somebody in the organization asked them for a favor. We'll never know. But it seems likely.
