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Hey, welcome. Did you miss me? Today's gonna be the quiet talking version. I'm gonna be quiet, but extra awesome. Today it's gonna be full asmr. Let's see. Let me get your comments up here. And then we've got a show for you. So come on in. There we go. Well, did you miss me at all? So I was in the hospital for a couple days. I'm trying to work on my respiratory situation, so I'm going to be soft talking so I don't wear myself out. Okay, so it's a little extra ASMR today. It will seem like low energy, but really it's strategic. You ready for this? Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. Today will be the whisper version, the ASMR version. And if you'd like to take your experience up to levels that no one can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a copper mugger, a glass of tankard cells to stein, a canteen jugger flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens. That's right now. Ahem. Pretty good stuff. Well, today is mostly about hanging out with you people. I do have some things to talk about. Slow news day. Well, not as slow as usual for a Black Friday, which seems racist, but as far as I know, it's not. All right, who wants to talk about the news? Anybody? Yeah, let's talk about the news. All right, so I'll try to give you as much energy as I can, but I can't promise a lot today. Today we're just gonna enjoy the fact that we're all here together. And I got a lot of love yesterday and I'm happy to return it. So let me tell you, I love you all, my audience, including the beloveds, who are a little bit extra special, but you're all awesome. All right, well, I saw a post by Mario Novel who is great person to follow. He has lots of good. Lots of good stuff on Tesla. And apparently Tesla's full, full self driving is reached a new level of awesomeness, getting closer and closer. One interesting thing is that Elon thanked Waymo for going first and, you know, getting approvals and probably making it easier for Tesla to get approved for its full self self driving. But the. The point that Mario was making it's kind of interesting is that once you can, if you can turn your car into a self driving car, imagine having a one hour commute that you could do whatever you wanted. You could get work done, you could sip your coffee, but you wouldn't have to do any effort. It just takes you to work and then takes you home. Well, one of the things that would do is it would make it easier to live an hour away from work. So it could have an impact on real estate prices. So people who live an hour from work suddenly are going to be like, hey, this is totally practical. I love an hour of no kids and no responsibility, hiding away in your, your self driving car for an hour each way. Sounds pretty good. I have to admit, since the, the day I walked out of my cubicle existence, I've thought I would never go back. But when I think about an hour each way in a self driving car where nobody could bother me and I could just, just hang out and do what I want. Well, I don't know, maybe I'll go back to work, maybe I'll get my cubicle job back. But let's talk about some news. So you all know about the story of the National Guard, the two National Guard people who got shot. And apparently that's made it possible for Trump to go full reverse migration, meaning that he's planning to halt third world immigration from everything that's a third third world. Now that seems like a pretty big category and it's something that I think he's wanted to do for a while. But because of the, yeah, because of the tragic news about the National Guard, it sort of creates an opportunity where he can surf the, the emotional feeling of the country. So these anecdotal situations, you know, where there's this one thing that happens that doesn't necessarily tell you, you know, the big picture is just one story of one tragic thing. But those things really move, they move policy. So I don't want to say it's lucky because it's obviously more tragic than anything else, but it does give Trump the opening to be far more severe on his immigration. So he literally wants to, I guess he wants to audit all the green cards and he wants to ship back anybody who's not here for all the right reasons. So I think there's going to be a, it looks like a massive increase in re immigration or why he calls it reverse immigration or the news calls it that, I don't know, I don't know who calls it that, but I'm generally not in favor of using anecdotes, no matter how powerful to make policy. But in this case, it's a policy that at least maybe half the country wanted. So I've got a feeling it'll be very popular with the right wing and it will be called, it will be called racist by the left wing and that will be just completely normal. How in the world could we ever vet all the. The immigrants and keep out the terrorists? How could you even do that? It's completely undoable. So I think the options are either we put up with this. Yeah. Continuous threat or we close down immigration completely. There's only two choices because the, the choice of vetting people really well, that doesn't even seem like it could work. Right. So I think we've had this fantasy that we can vet people. We would know who's dangerous and who isn't. Can't really do that. Not possible. So could be that this is going to be looking at a big change. We'll see. You know, I wonder how many of our policies are based on fear. Did you ever think about that? This would be another one where if there's a big change in policy because of. Would be because of fear. I don't know if fear is the best way to make new policies, but I think we're going to find out. Trump also says that we're going to begin stopping Venezuelan drug traffickers by land. Where exactly would we stop Venezuelans by land? Do you understand that? I think he means direct military action within Venezuela since we don't have a. If we were going to stop it by land, it would already be stopped. In other words, if they. I don't tried to get across the Mexican border, the Venezuelans would probably, you know, we've already stopped them. Excuse me while I take a sip from my awesome water thermos bottle that will make you wish you had one.
