Transcript
A (0:00)
Good morning, everyone. For those of you who don't know who I am, my name is Shelley Adams. I'm Scott's ex wife, best friend, admin assistant. And now I have the biggest job of all, which is to preserve his legacy. Scott wasn't just a writer or a thinker. He was someone who devoted his life to making an impact on others. He believed deeply in touching people's lives, offering connection, clarity, and encouragement wherever he could. Scott wanted to share every moment of his journey with the community that meant so much to him. Even in his final days, his wish was simple and heartfelt. That the people who supported him, learned from him and, and walked beside him, whether up close or afar, would remain part of his story through his very last breath. The memorial service will be a private gathering for close friends and family. But Scott was adamant about one thing. His community should be included in his celebration of life. Because of that, a dedicated live stream will be made available so that his followers can join in real time. That wasn't an afterthought. It was Scott's personal wish to ensure that the people he cared about, inspired and connected could stand with him one more time. Details about that will be shared soon. If you feel moved to honor Scott's memory, I know a lot of people are asking me, we just invite you to pick up one of his books, pass it along to someone who might need the hope, the his perspective or encouragement he worked so hard to offer. Sharing his words is a meaningful way to keep his spirit moving forward. Thank you for holding Scott, our family, and the community he cherished in your thoughts during this difficult time. I'm going to go ahead and let others come in and tell us what we're doing today.
B (2:31)
Thank you, Shelley. That is you guys. Is that so, Scott, or what? Like, always thinking of all the people he affects and I mean, we expect nothing less from this amazing human being. And we're so honored that everybody can partake in that live stream. Thank you so much. Thank you, Scott, for thinking of all of us. So why don't we. You guys, I pulled up a simultaneous sip of Scott. I know there's going to be a glare. I'm going to try to make this a little darker, but I thought it was appropriate because we have a little lesson coming in today and you'll see why I like this. So let's. Let's listen to Scott. Okay, guys, I hope you can hear this. Actually, you know what'll make it better? If I do this, and I'm going to put him up to My microphone. Okay. Can you guys hear me okay?
C (3:27)
Yes.
B (3:28)
Okay, ready? All right, so let me do this. Everyone get ready with your mugs.
D (3:34)
As soon as I get my comments. Working here. Success. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization, Skull coffee with Scott Adams. Because it's the best thing that ever happened to you. But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is tankard shells. Wait, no. You need a cup for mugger, a glass of tanker gels or stein, a canteen sugar flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the apparel of pleasure. Dopamine is a day, the thing that makes everything better, including Mondays. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens. Now go. Oh, okay. Well, I have to start by saying that last night in the man cave that I do just for the subscribers to Locals, we discovered that you can make pictures of public figures using rock, their new image generator. And you could have those public figures appear to be very interested in each other. Now, it's not going to do porn, but if you'd like to see a public figure making out with another public figure, apparently you can do that because people were sending me a lot of images of me making out with Michelle Obama, two other people. So after that was done, I said to myself, huh, I wonder. I wonder how well this works. So I started putting in images of myself and other beautiful famous women just to see. Now, it doesn't do anything. You know, this beyond pg. It's all BG rated or maybe G. But it is weirdly fascinating to see how. How just picture perfect I can do of myself with another person I've never met in person. It is scary. So let me tell you. Let me tell you the. The future is going to be wild.
