Transcript
A (0:00)
You guys, let's just make sure locals is live, especially before we do.
B (0:04)
I can see Steven Gunner.
C (0:07)
Yeah, Locals is live.
A (0:09)
Awesome.
C (0:10)
Yay.
A (0:11)
Hi, guys. Good morning.
C (0:12)
I don't see YouTube.
A (0:16)
Okay, guys, are you ready? We're going to mute for the simultaneous sip. Good morning. We're. We're doing it with Scott today. You guys ready? And then we'll introduce everyone. Okay, let's. Let's get ready for the simultaneous sip.
D (0:36)
Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of the entire civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. And if you didn't think it could get any better, surprise. It's whiteboard day. Yes, we will have a whiteboard in which I'll connect the seemingly different fields of politics, artificial intelligence, the simulation, and Twitter. Yeah, I'll do all that. And in order for you to be primed and ready for that, this mind blowing experience that is the simultaneous sip and coffee with Scott Adams, you're going to need to get ready. And all you need to be ready for this amazing, amazing experience is a copper bugger last tank, which also signed the canteen sugar flask. A vessel of any kind, favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure. It's the dopam beat of the day. It's the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. That happens now. Go. That, ladies and gentlemen, is amazing. I'd like to start with a helpful tip. Have you ever bought anything on Amazon? Well, if you have and you bought more than one thing, you may have run into a situation I run into often. It's called the scale problem. As in, I think I'm buying a big old bag of something and it shows up like it's a free sample. How many times does that happen to you? You buy a chair for your living room and it shows up. It's like, it's a Barbie chair. You're like, yeah, you know, that looked like a real chair. In my defense, I did not check the specs. It looked like a chair. It said a chair. I bought the chair. It just happened to be 2 inches tall. Well, this brings me to my recent purchase, which should have been about this tall, not this wide, the big one. But when you look at the little picture, looks exactly the same. And so I suggest the following Human interface improvement for Amazon, Jeff Bezos, if you're listening, I suggest this. In any situation in which there might be any potential ambiguity about the size and scale of an object, it is not good enough to include it only in the Description which you must click. You must also have a human hand in the picture, preferably the same human hand. Because if this had a human hand, I would know exactly how big it was every single time. And how hard is it to put a hand in a picture? Not very hard. You can even digitally add it just nearby and picture. So please. User interface developers at Amazon, who are, by the way, some of the best in the world. Amazon has some of the best user interface. But that one thing. That one thing bites me in the ass about one time in five, probably literally, I just get some weird size.
