Transcript
Owen Gregorian (0:00)
Quick, choose a meal deal with McValue. The five dollar McChicken meal deal, the six dollar McDouble meal deal, or the new seven dollar Daily Double meal deal. Each with its own small fries, drink, and four piece of McNuggets. There's actually no rush. I'm just excited for McDonald's for a limited time only. Prices and participation may vary. Not Valder McDelivery.
Erica (0:16)
Good golly.
Marcella (0:17)
Good golly. Lang is fast.
Erica (0:20)
Good morning, everybody. I will not be defeated.
Marcella (0:23)
Steve the Texan was first, though.
Erica (0:26)
Oh, what? Ooh, Texas in the house. You go, Steve.
Owen Gregorian (0:31)
Steve's are back on a skillet bookish.
Erica (0:37)
Good morning, everyone. Is it Monday again already? Has everyone been following the story of Punch Monkey? I. I plan to do an expose, a full story on Punch Monkey. I don't know if we call him Punch Monkey, but little Punch, I'm. This is like the only story that's keeping me alive these days is that
Sergio (0:58)
Little Punch, you want to save America? Would you take him home? Would you adopt him?
Erica (1:04)
I like. Of course. That's like, what my instinct is, but obviously what's best for him is to be amongst his peers and be resilient and find his way. But oh, my God, this little. All right, so drop an emoji in the chat if you think there's going to be a pun. Punch feature film and punch stuffed animals and punch merch everywhere, because it's gotta happen. He Punch punches uniting this country. Look at the punchy people. Yeah, we love punch. All right, I think that gave us enough time to come in, talk about something happy before we get into the disasters. No, just kidding. So, you guys, for anyone who's like me and needs to be talked off a ledge, Sergio's got that task today. So we'll. We'll lean into Sergio. All right, lean in. But before we do anything, Bri, take us away.
Bri (2:02)
Now. I need to warn you before we go further, somewhere in my house, there's an alarm going off, and it's starting to make me crazy because I can hear it, but you can't. So I might have to take you in a trip through the house to find the alarm. But before we do that, we're going to enjoy the new and upgraded simultaneous sip. The reason I tweeted it out is that you can read along and join in on the chorus. It's newly revised. As somebody pointed out on Twitter, I got rid of the word thermos, and as my Twitter wag said, I impeached it. So thermos has been impeached and removed from the list of the simultaneous sip text. And it goes like this. Grab your vessel. Be ready. The simultaneous sip. I know why you're here. You're here for the simultaneous sip. All you need is a copper and bugger of glass. A tank or chalice or stein, a. A canteen, joker flask. A vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. You can fill in your own beverage there. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day. The thing that makes everything better. The simultaneous sip. Go. And add that part. Gotta add the
