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You love these. I don't even know what I'm doing. I'm just hanging out for a minute. Oh, that's so sweet. Oh, flavor. You guys, did you feel like it was a great show? Today. I feel so out of it today. I don't know. I. I think it's is allergies. My. My eyes are so puffy. I'm like, good Lord. My favorite picture. Crusher. Yeah, we want you to come on, Mike. Bert a. The cherry on top. Thank you. You guys are so. It's fine if I stay. Oh, good. I'm so glad you guys are enjoying it. I was sad to see Emma's leaving locals. Tomorrow is her last day of her subscription. And, you know, you guys, thank you so much for staying on locals, by the way. It is, like, really the only thing that can keep us going, so. We so appreciate the subscriptions. Like, you have no idea. And, you know, I. I think we're getting a groove. I think we're getting a groove. So you had a meetup. How was it? I do love an after party. The after parties are so much better because it just kind of boils down a little bit, and then you're, like, hanging out and I love a recap. Oh, you're loving locals. I'm so glad. Oh, you guys, thank you, thank you, thank you. Oh, Chuck, awesome. I love that. Oh, Crusher, you re up for another year. You go. Thank you so much. Thank you so, so much. It does help. It does help. So will you guys. I got my taxes. Oh, you. Where'd you see Gutfeld? Was. Is he doing his thingamajiggy? Thanks, ej. Oh, Suze, you have Phil fatigue. Wait, who's Phil? Who's Phil? Why don't I know? How could I live in New Jersey? Well, I was born and raised here, so I. I will tell you, if I wasn't at the age I'm at now and, like, already settled in, like, you know, bought a house. And when did we bought this house? In 97. Like, if I didn't do all of that then and I was trying to live here now, like, I could never move here now, buy a house and afford a life. But because I'm from here and I got to be established here before all this complete and utter insanity. It's doable. Yeah. New Jersey, it really is great as far as, like, the state goes. But in all honesty, where I live now, Netflix is building, like, a 800 gazillion dollar studio, like, around the corner, and all of Hollywood's moving here. I'm so bummed. So that's just gonna make it so much more expensive. Our taxes are insane. The infrastructure is insane. They're building, building, building, building. I'm like, how many more people do you want to come here? So what? But when I grew up here, we're on the shore, and, like, everything was like cattails, you know? Do you know what cattails are? Like, the little straw, sea grass and cattails. And it was just so sweet. Like, you would drive around. There weren't that many cars on the road, and now you're like. Like, oh, my God, it is so different. Let me see. Springsteen. Oh, yeah. I mean, I've disowned him a long time ago. Springsteen. What an ungrateful prick, if I might say. Charlotte. Yes, Charlotte. I have friends that moved to Charlotte, and they're like, we got to get out. We're coming back. I'm like, well, you're coming back to a even more hectic lifestyle here now. But let's see, what am I missing? Let me look here. Here's my allergies, y'. All. Oh, you like getting suspended from X? I'm so glad. Oh, yeah. No, listen, you guys, with Netflix coming here, the house prices, seriously, like, one day, I think just depends. One day I'll end up selling this house and. But then the thing is, I have to move out of state because I don't want to make a lateral move. Like, sell this house will make a killing on this house, and then go where I can't buy another house here. Like, we'll end up having a mortgage. You know, it's like the prices. So here, Newark, Trenton, Patterson, Camden. You're right, Andy. So here, if a house goes for sale, like, in my town and the surrounding towns, the town I grew up in, I'm making this up. Let's say you list your house for a million. Someone's going to offer you a million three, and someone's going to offer you a million two and a million one, and you're going to take the million three. And also, like, when a house goes for sale here, there's a line around the block of people and realtors waiting their turn to go in and see it. So can you imagine you're trying to buy a house here, and you've got to go against all these people, all the competition. You've got to have cash in hand. You have to purchase as is. No inspections. I can close in 30 days. Like, that's what's happening. So I feel bad for the people that are, you know, starting out, and they want to raise their family here because they grew up here, and you just can't do it. Where do you have space? Save for me. Thank you. Sjv. Yes, Quantum Dragon. He was always a lefty USA hater. Always. The song Born in the usa, He's a hater. Like you think, oh, he's like so America. And we play this song like every fourth of July. But then when you read the lyrics you're like, oh wait, I don't think he really likes America. Oh my gosh. California and New Jersey. Crazy, right? I know. I'd always say to Scott, like how could you live in California? But then like I'm in New Jersey. But it is so nice. So jw, JB in the chat, we live near each other. So you say. And then all your neighbors tax appraisals are adjusted upward to reflect that sale. Yes, yes, that's so true. Yes. And we have a millionaire. And as Andy put so eloquently, and this New Jersey state has a millionaire tax on selling homes. A million house in New Jersey is a four bedroom 2.5. No, honestly, my house, like let's say in parts of Florida, maybe North Carolina, like you could buy a house like okay, look at it this way. A house like let's say like in parts of North Carolina. Wherever. Cause that's where I look. I look like North Carolina, South Carolina, Florida. You could buy a, a four bedroom home. Like think a hundred thousand dollars per bedroom. Okay. Here. If you wanted like a four bedroom house here it's. You're going way over a million if you have any property. I mean little tiny houses are going like 900 above a million that when we were buying a house they were probably like 120. So it's just crazy. Let's see. Come to North Carolina. Jackie. I know I love North Carolina. I have to be somewhere near water. I don't have to be on the water per se, but I grew up on the shore my whole life. I've lived like in this five mile area my whole entire life. And I have to be near the water. That's the only thing. You did not hear that I'm joining you in South Carolina. Your house tripled worth, but you couldn't replace it. Yeah, babe. Yes. Leave it to your son. So I don't have children, so I'm not leaving anything to anyone. I actually, I don't know, I don't know what's going to be left to anyone. And I don't really care, you know what I'm saying? Oh, Lake Norman is somewhere that I do look at. Oh my God. Your wife's hometown is in Rumson. Jose, I want to be like, who's your wife? I wonder if I Know her Rumpson is out of control. 500,000 for in four. Three in Texas. Not Austin. I wouldn't move to Austin. Austin's freaking. Going out of control. Greenville. I do love Greenville. I have four nieces. And they will all probably get a little something, but I'm not really worried about it. They have parents that plan for them. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I kind of want to. Alabama, who's your wife? I mean, you don't have to say it. DM me. What year does she graduate? Cooked. Weird. You stuff. You're the same. Not sure where everything is going. I'll leave it to friends, I guess. See? Yeah. Oh, where'd you grow up, Fletcher? Dr. Drew is going to come on the show. There's a little. Little behind the curtain. You guys. I love Dr. Drew. Like, we. We talk on the phone, we text. I love him. He's always been amazing. Let's see. Clark Hill. I wish I could be like, hey, everybody, come to New Jersey, you guys. Dr. Drew is just. He's so, like, who you see him as on TV or his podcast or whatever. That's who he is. Like, he's just so sweet. He had. Totally has a nice vibe. He just truly loved. I. I'm not actively working on something with Adam Carolla, but I have a thought and an idea about Adam, about the wellness business. Tell me more. I know. Lion, what's up? Adam's amazing. And also, Dr. Drew, like, truly, you know, loves Scott. Loves Scott. Just. He's so compassionate, which is nice to see after all these years being a doctor. Oh, Stephen Lang, look at you. You're so sweet. And also, he loves our Scott Adams School. So he. He listens just like he did with Scott. Like, he listens most days when he can a lot of times, like myself, he'd be in the shower listening. So that's really fun and cute. I love that. Let's see. Adam Carolla is very cool. I'm, like, waiting for Jose to write back or to DM me. Oh, I know Walt. Walter is tough to nail down, you guys, but you know me. We'll do it. Let's see. I saw Greg Gutfeld when he first started his show, the Gutfeld show, in New York. And then he was on the shore here in Asbury park with. Who did he have with him? Was it Tom Shalhou or somebody else? I don't remember who was with him. It might have been Tom Shalhou. And it was so funny because, of course, he mentioned Scott and he put like a picture up of Dilbert and he's like, yeah, my friend Scott Adams. And I'm like. And I'm like, am I the only one screaming for Scott right now? Yes, Yes, I was. I was like the lone voice screaming for Scott. Joel Pollock, another person like you guys. So he's so awesome. We communicate a lot. And if like the other day he said something to me and I couldn't get back to him till later and actually we were writing to each other texting at the same exact time because I was like, oh, I never responded to Joel. And like, by the time I could get to it, I picked up my phone, this was yesterday. And he had just text me two minutes prior. I'm like, oh my God, we're so in sync. But it was so cute because his text was, are you okay? Because he didn't hear back from me. Normally I'm pretty fast. And I was like, like, that's so sweet. Yeah, Brian and I will work that out. We, we want to do with Brian Romley a like a two hour show. And I think that would be. It will go by in a flash. And he's just so interesting. I don't know. I don't know. Great way to spend the summers, Jose. She was raised spending her summers at the beach clubs. Oh my gosh. Go get her. I need to know. This is my whole entire stomping ground. I do want to talk to Akira again. Wouldn't it be fun to have him on oh, Dr. Drew's Wellness Company. Yes, yes, yes. Yeah. Oh, Surf Rider. This is such a trip. I drive by Surf Rider often. Oh, well, of course, Adam Carolla's Gutfeld approved. Greg. Yes, he does hand out sandwiches. Actually, they had sandwiches for everybody when we went to the Gutfeld show. I was like, oh, it was pretty nice. And they were like catered. Very nice. Maybe Zubi. I'm in touch a little bit with Zuby. So the last time. No, not the last time. The time before the last one. Zuby was interviewing Scott. I remember Scott saying like, I haven't like physically hugged someone in so long or whatever. So I messaged Zuby and I'm like, listen, I know you're going to Scott's. I was like, you have to do me a favor. Just randomly just give him like a really good hug. I was like, he hasn't had a hug in a long time and you know, he could use a hug. So. And then I forget, like. So then after their interview, I messaged Scott And I was like, did Zubi hug you? And he's like, no. But he called me after and said he had just seen your message to give you a hug. I was cracking up. I was like, all right. So yeah, Zubi's awesome. You're on a chain of lakes. I love that. So you guys, Shell's family is very private. Like, they're, you know, Scott was the forward facing person, so we always have to respect that. Let's. I know Zubi. Zubi is such a, a sweet soul. No word on that. He's like, he's like, he's so not me. Like, he's like, he's just always has like such a positive attitude. He never uses bad words. He's like, like so polite and kind of. Oh, sjv. I know, but we love King. Like, there's so many people we love, you know, we'll see. We'll see how everything goes. Subi posted his. Yes, he did. I know. Sometimes you gotta wash them. Like, you know, Subi's great. What else? Oh, oh, oh. You want a little secret? Let me look at my schedule here. 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I'm told it's super easy to do@mintmobile.com Switch upfront payment of $45 for 3 month plan equivalent to $15 per month Required intro rate first 3 months only, then full price plan options available, taxes and fees extra full terms@mintmobile.com. Thank you, Bob. Yes. I love when everyone's like get elon. I'm like, sure. Okay. So one of my favorite people on the planet. You hear Stella Michael Malice is coming on with us next week and I'm so excited. I cannot even tell you for how long I have loved Michael Malice. He's amazing. He's. And I don't know if everybody really knows him on here, but Scott has done his podcast a couple of times. I. I've been watching Michael Malice's podcast since, I don't know, a million years ago. Like, he used to just do these fun podcasts. Like, he'd go live, and if you. If you would, like, tip him during the live stream, he, like, read your question and, like, talk about it. And then he would do this thing where he would, like, taste all different kinds of, like, soda and candy, but, like, really gross flavor, like potato chip flavored soda and all this stuff. And I'm like, who is this guy? But he's amazing. You. Let's see. Oh, wait, I have to read it here. I was trying to read out of my little book here. So Michael Malice will be coming on. Steve Cortez is coming on. There's someone else coming on that I'm texting with, and I'm just trying to pin down because this is definitely somebody I really, really, really want to come on here. And I think you guys will like that. Yeah, this is inside info. Michael Malice has malice for communists. He's an anarchist. Michael Malice is an anarchist. Yeah. NJ came on.