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That's right.
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Oh, you guys. Good morning, everybody. It's 10 o' clock on the East Coast. It is June 5, 2026. And like a champ out of nowhere, literally. Oh, I can hear me.
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Oh.
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What?
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Do you hear me? No, but hang on. Well, I hear myself twice in the background up here. Hang on, you guys. Wacky. Okay, let's see if it stops. Let me come back. Okay, that was really weird. I'm hearing myself in my head. What do you say?
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Can you hear me?
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Yes. Okay, so sorry. I'm like hearing a second version of me. Crazy. Okay, so listen, five minutes ago, I just sent a link to Jeff and I was like, hey, if you. If you're available, Marcel and I are on pop on. And poof, here he is.
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Here I am.
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Okay, so I have to close this. It's still going.
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Yay. It's Friday, you guys.
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I told you. It's going to be a crazy day.
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Why?
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Why, you guys? Why am I hearing myself?
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We only hear one of you. At least I only hear one of you.
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I only hear one of you. Do you guys hear two of us?
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I hear. I hear it all. I'm gonna be crazy at the end of the show. So, you guys watch me. Watch me melt before your eyes. It's gonna be interesting. It's so insane. I can't do it. Wait, how do I do it without this? Let me try this. You guys, we're having a SC Adams moment, aren't we? Yeah.
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Everything. Everything that came.
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Now, where will I hear you on my speakers?
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Can you hear us? You can't hear us?
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I just don't hear you at all. Okay, I think that's the idea. Right. Okay, so I'm gonna struggle bus it along. In the meantime, I'm gonna play. Oh, you can't hear me, can you?
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Yeah, we can.
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Yeah.
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Even when you had it off, we could.
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Is it my imagination or all of you more attractive than yesterday? I think it's true. Smarter, wiser, more attractive. Excuse me. Not coronavirus, I swear. Well, if you'd like to enjoy this simultaneous sip, all you need is a cup or a bunker A glass of tank or jealous or sty. In a canteen jugger flask, A vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure. The dopamine hit of the day. The thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. Go. I can feel it protecting me from the coronavirus. I believe it did.
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I believe it did, too. And I believe I fixed the problem. Holy cow. So let me just sort of start over. Not really, but you guys. So first I have to tell you, I went out with my girlfriends last night. My friend. My friend Laura had a bunch of us over. She said, bring an accessory. A piece of makeup, a piece of jewelry, something, clothing that you bought that never made it out the door, you never wore it, used it, whatever. Put it in a brown paper bag, seal it up, it all goes in a pile. And it's like, pick the Christmas gift thing or like that thing. They do it like the of part parties at offices. So you pick a bag, you either keep it or steal it. Blah, blah, blah. I picked the last bag, and it was kismet. It was. Oh. And the rule is, whatever it is, you have to wear it all day, the next day. How lucky for me that I happen to pick MAGA red number 47. Look at that, a lipstick. And that is why we are in the red lipstick today. So it's lovely. Lovely little container here. Oh, I can't get the middle. Here's the lipstick we're wearing. Nice little magnetic closure.
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Oh, did they sell it on Amazon?
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I don't know. But what I can tell you, it's patriotic power in every stripe swipe.
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We feel that patriotism coming out of you.
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So that's why I'm wearing this today. And that was a lot. So. So. Good morning, you two. Good morning, everybody. It's nice to be with you on this Friday. All right, so it is sort of Fun Friday mixed with a little bit of news, of course. So I just. You know all the robot talk yesterday, I mean, my friends were texting me, I need that robot. And it was interesting what friends wanted it for what purpose? And I've. I've one friend that's like, don't you want it to wipe your ass when you're older, when no one else wants to? And I'm like, oh, is that why you want the robot? And she's like, yeah, that's why I want it. I'm like, all right. So, you know, some people want it for that. Some people wanted to clean your house, go get your groceries, whatever you want one for. But they're still not ready. But let's just take a. A look at these adorable children watching their robot dance. He's okay.
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He's okay.
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Okay, so he's okay. I promise. I read the story.
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Kynette claims its first victim.
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Yeah.
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The kids are like, yeah, I like
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how the robot backs away slowly, and it, like, realizes What? It's done.
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And after he backs up, he, like, you see, later, he likes, they side shuffle him a little bit left so he's not, like, as close to the kids again. And the kids are like, my God, I hope little, you know, Jimmy's okay over there. Oh, my God. So, you know, I don't want that robot changing my diaper. Just FYI. Marcel, are you ready? I mean, like, after talking to Brian yesterday. Did you get to hear that, Jeff?
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I tuned in for. For some of it, yeah.
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Oh, it's amazing. Watch the rest of it. It gets. We went on for an hour and 50 minutes, so. You're welcome. You guys. You're always like, don't end, don't end. So there you go. We did it. So after that, I mean, what robot do you want, Marcella? Like the everything robot.
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Oh, the question. Whoa. On a Friday, I would want lots of robots.
B
A lot.
D
Yes. It's a whole army of robots.
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Where do they go, though, in your house?
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Just everywhere. You know, like, you know, the gardener robot, the kitchen robot, the cleaning robot.
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Can't one robot do it all?
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It's not the same as having, like, lots of people to order around, you know, lots of robots to order around.
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Oh, you want to, like, be like a ruler?
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Yes.
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Ah, okay. Yes. Got it. Yeah. She wants the army. I'd rather have, like, one, maybe two, too.
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Foot rubs.
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Somebody said, give me a robot that can mow the lawn. Name your price. I like. I just don't care.
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Feed the chickens.
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I need. I need some. I need a robot that can mow acreage.
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Okay, so, Jeff, our golf courses here, they have them, and they're like roombas for cutting grass, and they cut the golf courses.
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Nice.
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Legit.
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I've seen those on a small scale. In our old neighborhood, we had a. A neighbor that had one of those, and you would see it, it would always be going just like, trim, trim, trim on his little half acre lot.
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Yeah. So now that golf courses are doing it, there's hope for. For you. I know, because you've got chickens and acreage. What's going on over there? What else do you have?
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You know, we have, we have. We have chickens, we have little acreage. We have blueberry bushes, we have an apple tree that does not produce apples. And we have some raised garden beds. I just harvested some zucchini yesterday, and it's. It's pretty nice. We got a little mini homestead going here.
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You have zucchini already? Mine's flowering now. It's like, all right, all Right. So your apple tree probably just needs another one.
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Exactly. Yeah. I just need to get a friend.
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Yeah, I'm trying to grow corn this year, but every time it gets going, one of my little squirrel quitters is like, critters is like, oh, corn. It's corn. And he takes it. So we'll see what happens this year. All right, So I have to tell you, I don't know what Mike Lindell is doing over there with the resumes he's getting, but there's another reporter. Her name is Allison Steinberg from Lindell tv. And these chicks are just badasses. They are. They don't care. They will confront anyone and with a little bit of, like, a nice attitude, which I appreciate. So here is Allison steinberg from Lindell TV triggering Nancy Pelosi by asking about January 6th. Poor Nancy. Let's watch.
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Hi, Congressman Pelosi, Last time I asked you about January 6th, why you turned the National Guard away on January 6th? You told me to shut up and that I was repeating Republican talk.
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Shut up again. Because you're speaking lies and I'm right here.
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You're right here on record saying no. I'll admit it.
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No, I did not admit it. The president never sent what would agree to send the National Guard. Don't waste your time or mine on you.
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Why was your daughter filming you on January 6th?
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Why don't you get away?
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These are just questions the American people want answers to.
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You know what?
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I don't even think you're a real journalist. You work for Mike Pillow Man.
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Actually, I do, and we're very proud.
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Don't consider that journalism like the Pillow Man. That's not journalism. I don't have any reason to talk
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to you, so I love to give
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you a free to record this. I want people to know that you are not a real journalist. You mark for my pillow man, and all you do is spout untruths. Get away from me.
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You can insult me all you want from me.
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Thank you, guys.
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Thank you, Congresswoman. We'll give you my pillow so you
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can have a night. She's a delight, especially when she's sober. That is amazing. She said you work for Mike the pillow Man. She's like, I'd be happy to get you a my pillow. Oh, my God. So, reaction. Jeff, what do you think of Alison? I'm.
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I. I like how she's just like. It's like Mike Lindell surrounding himself with just like his own. His own treasure trove of, like, assassins that are going out there and just Asking. Asking questions. Right. Because you hear it all the time in. In media. I'm just reminded. Reminded of when a journal, quote unquote journalist was talking to Spencer Pratt and bullying him and trying to get him to say anything about Trump. And at a certain point, the guy was like, I'm just asking questions. And it's like only one. Only one side can ask questions, apparently.
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Right.
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I find that in. Endlessly entertaining.
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Yeah. And I just love. I mean, Nancy has no self control. And again, to be fair, she could be hungover, but it's, you know, she's not. Not a nice lady. And answer the questions if you have nothing to hide, which she doesn't. So. Okay, so that's interesting. Oh, look at locals is gl. Glitchy. Okay, so Marcella, do we love her?
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Yeah.
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I thought it was Cara Costa Nova, like, for a minute there, because she had that. That. That, you know, that heat. She brings in the heat. And I don't mean just the look, you know, just like all in asking the question directly and not being. Not being scared at all, you know?
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Right. And like kind of walking and like following her, like how. And how Kara did with that guy.
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And you know what? And she was respectful. She didn't say anything. Like it was Nancy. That was not so respectful.
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But.
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But I don't. What was her name?
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Allison Steinberg.
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Allison Steinberg was so. Kept her cool, kept asking the question, did everything perfect. He's doing some. Some great work now.
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Where do we find Lindell TV? Is that on X? I. I want to. YouTube and X. YouTube and X. All right, we have to. We have to check out, you guys. Let's all check out Lindell TV over the next few days, see what else is going on there.
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You're gonna take away Erica from us.
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I'll be like, hi, give me a mic and I'll go, no, I'd get fired for sure. She could use a better bra. Lemon minty says amazing. So let me see. So. And he's running for what? Governor of Minnesota. Is it, I think. Or senator, I'm not sure, but they need him back.
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Governor, if I'm. If I'm not mistaken.
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Okay, good. Well, we are in full support of him, so we got to. We'll. We'll check out all the Lindell stuff in the next coming weeks, for sure. Yeah, give him some likes, buy a pillow. I mean, he got robbed, you know, trying to defend himself and trying to defend us, the country, the election. So he. He's a extremely patriotic person, so I appreciate him and if you need new pillows, buy them. And also he has sheets from Gaza and pajamas and slippers and all.
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He's running for governor of Minnesota, like you said.
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Wait, are his sheets from Gaza? Is that what he said? No, Egyptian cotton from where? I thought it was Gaza. Giza. Thank you.
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There you go.
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I'm like, all of a sudden, like, it can't be Gaza, can it? Oh, my God. That just.
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I don't think their sheet industry is thriving.
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Oh, my God. I can't. Okay, so that being said. Oh, let's have a little bit of an update. Doug Burgum posted this picture. Look at this. Oh, no, wait, this is.
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Look.
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This is the filling up.
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Yay.
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Oh, look, a reflection.
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They said it wouldn't reflect.
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There were like some Democrat account was like, how dare they? It's supposed to reflect the monument. That flag blue is too bright to reflect. I'm like, aren't you people are insane? Or they restored the reflecting pool. But the water, the water was stolen from the environment.
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We can fill it with their tears.
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I know. Oh, my God, these people. And where was the one Doug took such a beautiful picture. Here it is at night. Let me make it bigger. Look at that. It's like only the center was filled at that point. But that's beautiful. Very. What is that show called?
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House of Cards.
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Thank you. Yes, very House of Cards. Esque. I can hear the theme song right now. If you haven't watched House of Cards, I suggest at least the first three seasons. And I'm just saying. I'm just saying, Marcella, it's very Clintonesque. Very Clintony, in my opinion. Great, great show.
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Maybe Obamaesque too.
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It could be. It could be. It was opinion. Yes. Just opinions here. That's all we do. Can you see me, like, rushing through my clips? So then Marcella's got her stories. But, Jeff, we definitely need to talk about what's going on in California. So if you guys will indulge me. I pulled a clip. I hope it's this one from Jesse Waters. It's a little bit long, but it kind of just grabs a bunch of information and then we'll chitty chat about it. It's about three or four minutes. Let's check it out.
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It's been three days since California ran its funky jungle primary. We still don't know anything. The governor's race is stuck at only 50. Well, now it just went up to 57% of ballots counted. LA mayor, 66% counted. Well, it says 62 there. I guess maybe they updated it a little bit, but no one is in a rush. They're just going to slow walk a winner. That doesn't create trust.
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It's insane. This election system that they've created here is just another monument to their uselessness, another version of high speed rail. The whole thing is insane. I mean, the fact that you're sending out mail ballots to every single person on a voting roll, that is wildly inaccurate. The whole thing is a joke, just like pretty much everything else they try and do here.
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It's not a mystery. It's slow by design. Gavin rewrote the law to send out millions of ballots to people who didn't even ask for one. And then the ballots can come in a week after the election and they still count.
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Why does it take so long to count ballots? In California, compared to other states, 80% of voters return their ballots by mail. Each one of them has to go through a signature verification process. If there's a problem in the signature verification process, then you're alerted and you have 10 days to fix that process to come. What's called cure your ballot. All that takes time. Eventually all those ballots come here where they are officially counted.
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Then the local registrars gum a bit worse. They're not required to release daily updates, so each county releases results whenever they feel like it. There's no real deadline to finish the counter to tell people what the votes are. They have about a month to finish. And in the last 24 hours, only 3% more of the vote came in. Florida tallies 8 million ballots before bedtime. California can't even count a single city in a week. What Gavin Newsom has done here is a national embarrassment.
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I had a whistleblower that contacted me from a post office describing that there they had different buckets. They were supposed to put the ballots in after they come in, after election day. And they were explicitly told that it didn't just have to be a postmark that was on or before election day that qualified. If the date was handwritten, that would be okay as well.
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Handwritten? So your ballot counts if someone just scribbles a date on it. No postmark, no proof, nothing. Now, if that's true, we are in deep trouble. California just takes their word for it. The whole system's a python that swallowed a pig. Half the country thinks they're cheating, the other half thinks they're idiots. If it takes you a month to name a winner, it looks rigged. Now, I don't know if it's rigged or not. It looks that way. And this just in, we got a minuscule update from L. A Shocker. It doesn't help Spencer Pratt.
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Now, Spencer Pratt remains in the number two spot for L. A Mayor tonight to face Karen Bass. Democratic council member Anita Raymond gaining ground against Pratt in the most recent update. And that all matters because the way it goes is that the top two finishers, no matter what party they're in, get on the ballot in November. So you got to be in the top two. The governor's race is also too close to call. Republican Steve Hilton and Democrat Javier Becerra lead the pack. But Steyer, Tom Steyer is seeing a boost in the newly counted votes tonight.
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The President wants answers, so he's launching an investigation. The U.S. attorney in LA is on it. We've already seen what Democrats are willing to do to take out Trump. Break the law, strip him off the ballot, indict him, raid his house, shoot him. Because if Pratt and Hilton prevail, Gavin's not going to the White House.
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If Hilton wins the gubernatorial race and Pratt wins the mayor's seat in New York, Gavin Newsom has no chance at the presidency in 2028. Zero. If that happens. If that happens, he has no chance because to indict California is to indict him.
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Spencer already promised to open the books and expose Greasy's failures, and, well, that's after he cleans up the streets, of course. This is what LA used to look like 20 years ago. That's it. Palm trees, convertibles, clean beaches, clean sidewalks, movie stars walking their dogs. It was paradise. All the homeless drug addicts were up in San Francisco with Gav.
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Mm, that's really sad. And so, Jeff, what do you hear? I mean, I feel like if this doesn't go the way it's supposed to be going, then they're going to unleash holy hell in California by people who are watching in real time. Potentially an election being rigged.
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Yeah. So if you look at what's going on, it certainly doesn't look legitimate. I don't know if it's rigged or not. I try to resist very strongly being what I call cheat peeled, cheat pilled, because that's just a half step away from being completely black pilled. Right. But the system's obviously not set up to inspire faith. And if we faith in our elections, then what good are the elections? Right.
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Yeah.
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And to your point, I think this is a really important point, actually, is think about all the Democrats that voted for Spencer Pratt. He's been courting Democrats almost exclusively. Right. For them to get rug pulled. And then Ramen just comes up and magically, you know, look at their campaigns. Look at Ramen. She was sobbing.
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Yeah.
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At the podium. That wasn't a, a happy cry. I'm moving on to the next round. That was a like, apologetic, devastated cry of concession for all those Democrats that voted for Spencer Patton to get rug pulled like that. If that ends up indeed happening, that is going to be a huge talking about pills. That's going to be a red pill for all those people. And I do like what Steve Hilton's doing in terms of sort of courting, you might call them, whistleblowers and people to step up. And like, I would like to see Spencer Pratt do some of that too, because it kind of nests into his narrative of I'm going to expose the fraud. Just saying, like, hey, if you see something, let my team know.
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You know, do we know what Spencer's doing right now?
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I don't know. I don't have any inside information there. All I can tell you is what I've seen kind of publicly on, on, on X and I've seen people on his team sort of push back against the notion that, because you'll see some posts that, that say something like this drop happened and zero votes were for Pratt while his team's pushing back against that and saying, like, look, that's just not accurate because like the, the, the rig or whatever you want to call it, wouldn't be that, that blatant, like, you're going to get Pratt boats. It's more about the percentages of does Ramen get more than Pratt? Is she, is she consistently getting more with each successive drop? But I don't know if, you know, if Spencer is watching. I mean, he might be watching this, who knows? But opening the door of like, look, we need to have elections that we can believe in. I think that suits his narrative of talking about, like, look, I'm going to expose all the fraud. And if there's NGO fraud and there's homelessness fraud and there's all this other layers of fraud, I feel like this is something Scott would say, like, why wouldn't elections have some layer of fraud at some strata of the process, especially, you know, California?
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And we're watching so hard, right? And I just think, I don't know, I mean, I, I really want the right people to get in the way that the people are, you know, of California are voting. That's the, obviously the way it should be. But I, I just can't help but think I don't. First of All I don't think California could survive another round of a Democrat governor or LA Democrat mayor. I don't think they can survive it. You know, it can always get worse. People are like, how much worse can it get? O look at what happened in the last four years. So Marcela, you know, do you have any extra intel on this or.
D
I would just say if Spencer Pratt is watching, I would say lawyer up and fight back because this is what they did to Caruso the last election, in the mayor election, in the general election. And Caruso just stepped back. And from what I understand cited but in, in Spencer Pratt's side and for everybody else, there is a Supreme Court decision that should be coming out in June like, like soon or July and is regarding this whole voting day situation, which means that, okay, so there is no postmark anything. Okay. When you send that ballot, there's no nothing that's postmarking it. Okay. The only the date, the way that they decide here is that you sign your name and you put your date on it. If you put a date of 62, that's enough. Obviously it's a system that's allowed cheating.
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Yeah.
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And the system is what is designed for and that's what it is. I know perhaps the different entities didn't want this to happen, but people are going to do it. It's like the honor system. Oh, don't look at the students paper. I'll leave the classroom. And that never really works out. There is a case named Watson B Republican National Committee and you have to watch out for it. It's regarding a Mississippi law that is similar. It's about 14 to 15 states in D.C. also permits counting such ball received within five business days of the election day. So the argument is that there should be an election date and that there shouldn't be anything counted after election day.
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Yeah.
D
And this would require federal statute requires ballots to be received by election day, not just cast postmark by then in the questions that were asked by the justices, not your favorite, but Justice Thomas or Justice Kavanaugh, they asked very tough questions regarding the people that were the Watson people. They asked very tough questions regarding election day. And it sounded to me and a lot of other people that the Supreme Court will rule against this type of elections where you just kind of write in a date and you receive it many days later. And it's counting.
B
The IRS would never allow that. You know, it's like you got to have that thing stamped at the post office before midnight. Well, and then here's here is the Little greasy gav. As he referred to him. I can't stand this mug. Here we go. But you've spoken about accountability. Do you think Democrats will hold you
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accountable for standing by this principled neutrality
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by withholding your endorsement in this non. Possible scenario?
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Yeah, look, I, My, my focus has been making sure that doesn't happen. And I've exercised not just a focus, but I've exercised through some action efforts to, to encourage that doesn't happen by making my case and, and will continue to make my case. I do not see that scenario taking place. I've said this before, so I'll repeat it. I don't anticipate this need to be the case. But there is a bl. Break the glass scenario. And, and I, there's many people that have a deep understanding of what it would look like if Democrats were locked out. And we're going to do everything to make sure that doesn't happen.
B
I'll leave it then.
D
Make sure.
B
Yeah. That Democrats aren't locked out. We'll make sure. Yeah. I have a break the glass scenario that will make sure that doesn't happen. Okay. Marcela, I saw you. You know, you're ready to scream like me. So you want to react to that.
D
Well, I think Steve Hilton will be reacting to the whole situation today in Oppressor in San Mateo, California. I mean, I'm glad you guys are watching because this has been going on for years, possibly even like for, since the beginning. This is, this is not a Gavin Newsom thing. This is like an everyday Democrat California thing. And it's been allowed. But I'm glad that, that he did. You see how he grabbed onto that podium. He couldn't move his hand.
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He didn't.
D
He doesn't. One thing I did, one thing that I have to say and I have to point out is that Democrats aren't good at having somebody question them, which is what Spencer Pratt has figured out, that when in the debate he's questioning them, they don't, they don't react well because they never are questioned in California. That's kind of like Nancy, that lady coming up to her, questioning her, she's like, oh, what's going on?
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They're untouchable in California.
D
They're untouchable. Nobody's asking them questions.
B
Yeah. Ew. And I'm like, ew, Ted lose in California too, right?
D
Yeah.
B
Yeah.
D
And Judy Chu, who doesn't know who was president, World War I. I wish
B
I had that right now. I wish tomorrow was Friday because there were so many options. Okay. So California, we've got a. We've got. Got to listen. The Democrats
D
was here, too.
B
I know. And shift, shift. You had the F. Feinstein. Oh, my God. It's like a cabal of kooks over there. Criminal kooks. They don't care. So also, you know, I just want to say the Democrats, I, I have so many friends now that are Democrats, and I realize that, that they're just like, reevaluating. Like, they're, they're not really complaining about Trump anymore, which I've noticed. And they're not like, the Democrats have to win. And I, So I'm noticing this shift where, you know, my friends that were, like, just hardcore left, I just hate Trump. The TDS is real. Are softening because the Democrats have become the party of, like, murder. They hate women, they want destruction, they want to kill babies. They, you know, it's like, we will cheat, we'll lie, we'll scam. So you're just, like, you're on every side of every moral compass. You're on the disgusting, vile side of it. And you can't keep asking normal Democrats to co sign on all this nonsense. What do you think, Jeff?
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Now, especially when it comes to safety. I've said it before, Spencer Pratt has run a campaign on one of the lower levels of Maslow's hierarchy of needs, safety. And if people don't feel safe, it doesn't matter. You could live in Los Angeles, you could live in Chicago, you could live in Memphis, whatever. If you don't feel safe and you know that people can, can make excuses and, you know, have cognitive dissonance in public, but when they're alone and they see, you know, someone got released and then they killed someone, they can't hide from the reality when they're alone and no one's watching and there's not a theater of social media. And at a certain point, if you don't feel safe, you're going, you may not vote red. Right. Maybe a bridge too far, but you will soften completely of, like, I don't want to get stabbed. You know, like, like just, just really basic stuff of living in a society where you can walk outside of your. Of your house and feel safe. This is, this is one of the first things I wrote about in my book the World and Human Connection, where, like, deinstitutionalization and crime tolerance make for a less social society. And that, to me, is a huge civilizational problem. And so, yeah, I just think it's one of those things that you can't run from. And as Marcela said, when they get questioned, it's obvious that they have no answer for it because they haven't thought about it because they haven't been challenged.
B
I agree. So in the chat, across all the platforms, wherever you live, okay, here we are in 2026. Do you feel safe? Yes. Do you feel safe? No. Yes or no? I want to say, for me, it's a no. I do not feel safe. You know, and I live in a nice neighborhood and area. I mean, typically, generally I do, but I really don't. Like, I've stopped going to places and doing things and, you know, because I don't feel safe anymore like I used to. So let's see. Yes, I feel safe. No, I don't. You don't feel safe? You do. There's a little bit of a split, very rural, second amendment area. Okay, you don't feel safe? Yes. Yeah, I think. I think it's sad that a lot of us don't feel safe. I mean, in your own country or your own area. Not like you used to, Right? So you're in a small town. So, like, now I say okay, so let's. I'll. I'll let these come through. So now I'll say, okay, so you're thinking about your town now. Think about if you were going to travel, whether it was abroad or here. Do you feel safe traveling now, like leaving your area? Like, would you feel safe going even, like to Italy right now or to Spain? Would you feel safe traveling, you know, to California on a vacation? So tell me, yes, I feel safe traveling, traveling or no, I don't feel safe traveling. I just want to see hell. No. No, no. Nope. No to travel. No way. Not at all. No. So no. Yes, you go. Sophia will not travel at this time. No. No travel. No. No desire to travel these days. No, no, no. Yes, you feel safe traveling inside the U.S. okay, so no, they don't feel safe. Okay. So now realize everybody that said no to traveling, you're traveling potentially to somewhere in this world where somebody else said, yes, they felt safe in their own neighborhood. So really, Italy is not safe. I'm just saying, depends where you go. Okay. So travel to Florida is okay. Okay, so. But isn't that interesting? Like, so most people don't feel safe to travel. So, like, you're. Hopefully most of you are living somewhere that you feel safe. And if you don't, where are you going, you know, and how's it going to get fixed and not safe in Seattle? You know, this is sad. You guys, this is, like, a really weird moment for me. I'm really sad that we don't feel safe, a lot of us, for where we live or even to just go outside of your small town or go to El Salvador. El Salvador.
A
If you want to feel safe, go. Go to El Salvador. So on this point, like, a few years ago, my wife and I moved out to the country, and one of the catalysts for us to start looking for a house was I heard about a murder that happened, and I was like, I probably need to look that up, because that sounds like it was really close. And so I typed in the address and the blue dot was on me. And I was like, oh, no. It was, like, in an apartment complex behind our neighborhood. And I was like, oh, no. And actually, if I'm remembering right, I don't think I'm conflating this, but, like, a couple weeks before, we had heard a gunshot, and that may have been a murder, like, just literally, like, beat away from us. And so it's like, yeah, you know, we like this neighborhood, but it's about time to move out to the country, right?
B
Yeah. And some people can't move. They're not able to move. And I feel bad. So, yeah. So you want your politicians to be focused on how to make their constituents safe, and that should be the number one priority. It's supposed to be safety, and, you know, your things are supposed to work, your infrastructure is supposed to be good, and that's all. And they're all focused on nonsense. DEI and Pride Month. I'm sorry. Have a day if you need to have something, but just take a day like everybody else.
A
Safety Month.
B
I know Safety Month would be nice. And like I just said to my friend the other day, I'm like, if you want a flag that makes you feel inclusive, because they're like, well, I need the trans flag, and I need that. Just. It's the American flag. The American flag lets you do whatever the hell you want to in one country. That's your flag, people. You want to show divisiveness and in inclusivity. Put up your pride flag. Put up your whatever flag, because that pride flags not for me, but the American flags for you and for me. So I'm just like, enough with the flags. Put up the American flag. Get some pride that you can actually be whatever it is that you are pretending to be or that you truly are on any day of the week, and then change it back the next day. Okay? That's called the American flag. So get used to It. Yeah, I just. I want. I want safety. So moving on, more criminal insider vibes. We had Marc Andreessen on with Joe Rogan, and I just thought, I like him. I just thought this was a cute. A cute clip about corruption media.
O
The AI thing was very alarming. We had meetings this spring that were the most alarming meetings I've ever been in where they were taking us through their plans. And it was like, what kind of.
B
Can you talk about it?
O
Basically just full government. Full government control. Like this sort of thing.
B
There.
O
There will be a small number of large companies that will be completely regulated, controlled by the government. They told us. They told us. They just said, don't even start. Don't even start. Startups, like, don't even bother. Like, there's just no way. There's no way that they can succeed. There's no way that we're going to permit that to happen.
A
Wow.
O
Yeah. They said, this is already over. It's going to be two or three companies and we're just going to. We're going to. We're going to control them. And that's that. Like, this is already finished.
J
Oh, my God. Now when you leave a meeting like
B
that, what do you do?
O
You go endorse Donald Trump.
B
I love Joe's laugh. I mean, wow, Jeff, I'm gonna let you react to that first.
A
Yeah. You know, it's always good to see my follower, Mark Andreessen on. On Joe Rogan.
B
Yes.
A
Good. Good for him. He finally made it. And I remember this conversation on. On Rogan because they were talking about, I believe it was AI and, And like, what kind of regulations the Biden administration was going to put on AI and it was really just going to be a very small cabal. And it makes it obvious when you think about what typically makes any industry good is competition. Right. You need competition. If you don't have competition, then you get sort of the. It's like the Apple ad from 1984 where everyone's marching in lockstep and you only get your gray IBM box. You know, competition breeds creativity and you have to win the market. And I tend to like Mark Andreessen every single time I see a clip from him. And I'm sure Brian that you guys had on yesterday would agree, like, more just sort of the notion of open source and the notion of, like an AI has to have sort of a good soul for. And I think Brian says the, like, a love of humanity, which. Which I think is really important because when you think of all the things AI is Going to touch in terms of like bring it back to our. At the, at the top of the hour. Like the robot changing you when you're old. Like you want it to have a love for humanity, compassion.
B
Right.
A
Just a spin kick to your sternum. Right. You don't want that. And so yeah, it's really important and it's going to be huge over the next, you know, certainly near term, but long term as well.
B
Yes, for sure. And for those of you that missed yesterday's show with Brian Romelli, please watch it and just cozy up to it and get a big cup of coffee or whatever you're doing, put it on your ears, go for a walk. It was so interesting. He's, he's an amazing person. Marcela, don't you love Mark Andreessen?
D
Yeah, I, I love him. I love him so much. But you know, he's right about. And so is Jeff in regards to open source, like Brian was saying, and control of AI. I think one thing is that possibly he's thinking a mind reading Mark Andreessen, but government control of AI is not good because then it'll control us. Right. So China just. There was a story in the New York Times on Monday or recently about China being able to control figuring out what page you're on or what app you're using and then trying to figure out what crime you will cause in the future by deciphering what you're doing, who you're talking to, what you're saying. Everything is basically recorded your video, you're videoed everywhere and everything else and how it's possible because a human, human investigators, you know, it takes time. So they've always done this. China's always been. And so, you know, you can argue that the United States has been doing that as well, but Snowden. But at the same time, AI gives them that ability to do it super fast. And that's the idea is that future crime, future thought crime of like things that you might do in the future
B
and anticipate that you're going to do something because we're all terrible. So they're going to anticipate your crime.
D
Looking at you.
B
I'm just kidding you, Marcella. Look, just because I'm from New Jersey.
D
For future crimes.
B
Oh yeah, yeah. Well, I know because wait, we've all felt this where you just think about something and then the ad shows up. You've never said it out loud. You've. Right. All right, so how are they doing that? Because that, that is not. I never said certain things out loud. I thought them, and there they are. So Scott felt it. I know it. You guys know it. How are they doing that? I want to know right now, how are they doing that?
A
Yeah. So I was getting my haircut two weeks ago, and my barber and I were talking about this particular kind of cat collar that the cat walks up to an automatic feeder, and it opens up the feeder for that cat. And I was like, what? I didn't even know this technology existed. He's like, yeah, yeah, we have them for our cats. And I'm like, oh, wow. We, you know, we talked about for 20 minutes. And then I go home and the first ad I get is for that exact thing. And I text my barber, I'm like, dude, how? And he's like, that's how you know they're listening.
B
But at least that you had a reason why that one showed up. I. I'll talk to my friends. I'll be like, oh, did you ever see blah, blah, blah? And they're like, no. I'm like, oh, well, you will now because we're talking about it. So it'll show up on your phone later. And sure enough, it shows up on their phone later. But there's times where I'm just thinking about something I'd never thought about. I'm not talking to anyone, and then it's there and I'm like, this is some next level bullshit. Like, what is happening? What is implanted in me? You know? Like, what did I. Did I drink the water? Did I eat the weird food? Like, how'd they get this chip inside of me? I don't know now.
A
And what's interesting about all this stuff is there's the obvious first reaction is they're listening, right? The second reaction might be something like, oh, well, you were getting your haircut and this person searched for this product and you spent time with this person. So maybe you guys talked about it and so I'll go ahead and serve you an ad. But to your point, just thinking about something, then it kind of becomes a question of maybe you just thought about it and you've never said it out loud. Maybe that's accurate. I wonder if maybe you saw something and that triggered you to think about it subconsciously, and then you just noticed the ad the second time. So there's this. There's this odd layer, and I see you shaking your head no, but there's this odd layer of which came first. Is it. Is it thing A or thing B? I think about that stuff because there's always a thin, very Thin layer of plausible deniability that these companies.
B
Has anyone experienced what I'm. I mean, I will literally think about something so obscure, like. Like, it could be something. Like, in my head, I'll be driving my car. Like, you know what? I wonder how, like, if. If this thing was bent, like, how would they straighten that out? I wonder, you know, Like, I'm just thinking to myself, like, about this piece of metal I was thinking about. And then literally the next day, there's a machine making this thing straight. And I've said it to no one. And I'm like, okay, listen, I know when you put a question out to the universe, just wait for the answer because it'll. But that's a little too freaking specific for me. So, you know? Yes. So everyone is like, I'm seeing. You guys have had this experience, so that's. Is that MK Ultra? What is it? I don't know. I want it all the time. Everybody's saying yes. I don't get, like, you didn't say anything to anyone. You just had a question in your head and then you get the answer it is. So. And if you haven't experienced this or you haven't been paying attention, I'm very detail oriented. I pay attention to everything. My friends say I'm like a walking acid trip. Like, I'll walk in a room and be like, they got new carpet. Or they painted this or did. Like, I. And they're like, what? And the people of the place will be like, no one noticed but you. I'm like, I can't help it. So maybe have a thought about something. Like, do it conscientiously. Have a thought about something and then just see if that answer pops up for you. Don't tell anyone. Just make it your own experiment and then please tell us, you know, if this happens to you in the future. Whatever. It could be the most stupid, obscure thing that wouldn't normally show up for you. Like, pick an industry you never think about. It is wacky. So you. Oh, so you see, you said, I thought it was a coincidence until I heard you and Scott talking about it. Yep, it's very strange. Okay, so how much time do we have? Okay, I wanted to just get to. You guys want to know what I think about New Jersey politics? I just. Just, I. I can't. I just can't. I do see you asking me, but I just can't. We have here. Oh, what was this one? What did I want to know? Oh, wait, you guys, this is weird. Have you seen this? Oh, that Music's.
D
I haven't seen them wear overalls before.
B
Oh, they're like hip waiters. So listen, what is going on? That's in Brooklyn, right? And so there's been multiple incidences caught on camera of people either coming up from manhole covers or going down and so spending like two hours underground. And now people are saying, like, they're worried about the World Cup. Is that what it is? The FIFA, is that coming? No.
D
Where's on June 11th.
B
Okay. So they're like, you know, what are they doing underground? So, okay, my nefarious mobster mind goes right to. They're blowing up the place. I'm just. I'm just speculating. I'm not saying that you guys. I'm just saying this is like where my head goes, okay? Because I'm an Italian and I have a sinister mind. I'm in New Jersey, so I'm like, oh, you know, they're planting bombs underground. They're going to wipe out a whole bunch of people. Blah, blah, blah. If you're going, that's on you. I'm just saying, this is why I don't travel or go anywhere. Or are they plotting, like a way to get into the game without having tickets and pop up, let me know down there, too. That's so funny. So what do you guys think? What? So there's been multiple. Multiple instances of this. That's freaking creepy.
A
Yeah, they're. I would think if it's a, like the most extreme example that my mind goes to, like a foreign sabotage team where it's like, you know, we're. We're going in here, we're going to do something to a utility or something like that, Right? Like we're going to do something nefarious. But then I think, would they wear waiters with reflective patches on them? If they're trying to simulate being, you know, pretend that they're. That their city workers, whatever. Wouldn't they put out like little things around the manhole cones and. Yeah, yeah. And it is. It is odd. It could be that they're just looking for treasure down there. You know, like there might be trinkets or baubles down there that are really interesting.
B
God bless. That was a beautiful. Take you, Heather. I'm going full on sinister. I pray that I am wrong. But why aren't we talking about that? Like, hello. I mean, and then who's going to talk about it?
D
Are they.
B
Mayor of New York? You think the New York mayor is going to have something to say about this? He's got Drag shows going on over there. Literally in, in New York, he has drag shows going on in his office or something. And now I am so confused. I don't know what world I'm in anymore. Let's see. Okay. The other thing. So that's just something to ponder. And if anyone wants to investigate that, please tell.
A
Go down to the sewer.
B
Yeah, no, don't invest down there. Just tell me what you find out. But, and if anyone does go down in the sewer, please let me know. I want to, I want to know besides the. What I think is down there, what is going on down there. Okay, so the other thing I want to get to is a friend of the show, friend of Scott's, Bill Pulte has been put into a new position, and some people are not happy, but here's Matt Gaetz Chitty chatting about it. And let's. So let's talk about it on the other side.
G
Joining us now, Republican strategist and former campaign fundraiser for President Trump, Caroline Wrenn. Caroline. Senate Democrats are saying they are going to execute FISA if we don't pull back Bill Pulte. Should we care?
E
I mean, don't threaten me with a good time. You know, as I'm saying this, I'm like, I can't believe that these senators are threatening that of all things, like, we don't want FISA reauthorized. I certainly don't. And so I'm like, I'm looking at this. I'm like, Bill Pulte has done more to stop the illegal spying on American citizens by our intelligence community than anyone else in history.
G
Yeah, it's a pretty epic start to his tenure as acting dni that he may actually force the hand of the profisa people to engage in more reforms. And by the way, there's a real need for that. I mean, I understand that FISA has a role, but with no warrants with the weaponization that we've seen from the political left. I mean, isn't the core of the MAGA base still wanting to see this program undergo some changes?
E
I have wanted to ever since James Clapper as odni, illegally spied on Trump Tower and the entire Trump and Future administration. And so, yes, I think we do need reform. I actually like that Bill Pulte is not. Not of the intelligence community. I think that's better. I want to have someone overseeing that. And also, you know, the point of the odni, which is actually a position that Ben Rhodes made up when he was doing the 911 Commission. But I guess the point of the ODNI would be to look independently at the different intelligence and help present that to the President. I think it's very good to have someone independent of intelligence community looking and doing that and working.
G
Joining us now, Republican strategist and.
B
Okay, okay, so what do we think? I mean, Bill Pulte, so he's known to be a developer, a builder. He obviously can, oh, he was finding all the, like mortgage fraud and all that. So, you know, so he, he understands lots of big financial moving parts. He obviously is a capable person. I don't know what's the problem with Bill Pulte. I agree with her too. I'd rather have someone not of the intelligence agency because they're also in bed with each other. And here he is as an outsider taking a real look at it. So who wants to react first? Marcella, you want to grab it?
D
So I wanted to remind, as you said, Scott Adams really admired Bill Pulte, but Bill Pulte was also part of the show back in 2018. I. Regarding blight authority. So Scott and Bill worked together to, for the project was to aim at urban decay, abandoned buildings, revitalizing inner cities. One of them was San Luis. So Scott knew him a bit better
B
than
D
just by the news stories and all that. He's worked with him. He personally told me that he admired Bill Pulte quite a lot.
B
He.
D
And when he came out, when it came out that, that President Trump was having him be the HUD secretary, he said that he had the whole talent stack. So I think he, I think most people judge somebody by what they've done before. Oh, he doesn't have any intelligence information. He doesn't, he hasn't been in this world. But as Scott Adams would tell you, it's a talent stack. He has everything that is needed to do a great job. And sometimes you don't come from that area, like you said, Erica, sometimes you're not in the intelligence game. But maybe that's a good thing.
B
Right? It's a fresh, fresh eyes. Like I said, someone who's capable, someone who is capable of finding fraud, you know, already in his one position. So let's find the fraud again. It's all about finding the fraud. And if you have a brain and you can surround yourself with competent people, anything is possible. So Jeff, go ahead, take it away.
A
Yeah, yeah, I, I just think of Bill Pulte and as HUD secretary and he got the, he, he got the indictment against Eric Swalwell, I believe, right
B
from, from mortgage fraud and, and not fan. Is it Fanny? No. Leticia.
A
Oh, yeah, yeah, that. Yeah, yeah. And. And so, like, he was able to. To find wrongdoing in that position. And so no wonder people are afraid. You have someone who's actually going to take action and is unapologetic about it. And that's really good. And that's what you need. And to Marcella's point, having the talent stack negates the need for some imaginary credential. And we see it all the time in so many different areas. I want my surgeon to be credentialed. I probably want my dentist to be credentialed. But by and large, like, if you are smart and capable and you can figure things out as any entrepreneur has to. Right. I don't care. You don't have to have all of these different credentials. To me, the more credentials that are stacked up in my mind, what I think is like, oh, well, your creativity is probably going back down towards the average. Right? Because you have been probably beaten down by so many, like, years of, oh, well, we always do it this way. It's like, no, I think of our founding fathers and they didn't have any experience running a country. And that seemed to work out pretty well for all of us. And so there's really been a heavy, a heavy dose of credentialism that I think we're now starting to see that break. And that's good because we Americans really are not excited about how their political sort of class of people have been operating for, for decades now. And so getting some outsiders in, I don't see a downside to that. And a lot of people who desperately cling to sort of the spoil system, they're going to see a huge problem with that because they want people that will continue the. Continue the grift, if you will.
B
That's right. That's right. It's so important. So I like it. I like mixing people up into different departments. Like, even like Spencer saying, I mean, if I was going to run for office, I feel the same way as Spencer, I would surround myself with the best people to get the jobs done. I don't need to know about Bill Maher's solar panels and the taxes and whatever, but I can hire a person to handle all of those kinds of situations. So that's good. I see only 40 minutes left of the show. Hysterical. So I just looked down. That was funny. So, you guys, I am going to wrap it up, but Owen is doing the after party tomorrow, so he'll be on spaces same time as always. So look for him there. SJV will be alongside him. And Jeff, thank you so, so much for coming on today. You're so sweet. He's always like, you know what? If I can come on, I'll come on. You know, you can always ask me last minute. Whatever works. If it works, I'll come. So we loved having you today, right, Marcella? He's so easy to just smooth on.
D
And at the last, he's an amazing, amazing guy.
B
Yeah.
A
Well, thank you. I've been called the. The onion ring in the bottom of the french fry bag.
B
Andy Wang. Andy, I, I read your comments after you guys on, on all the platforms. Andy, you are a funny mofo, I gotta tell you. Thanks, you guys. We see you and we will see you on Monday. But listen, make sure you go to the after party and let's be use. Think of your own little MK Ultra test over the weekend and see, don't tell anybody. Make it really random, but have like a really good, serious thought about it and see if it comes to you. And then I need to know. Thanks, Free Bird. Ask gas or grass. 50 coins. You're the best. All right, so we'll see you guys later. We're going to say thank you to Scott and Shelly for always allowing the show to go on, for everybody to show up here to hang out together. Honestly, you make our day so much brighter. Being here and seeing your names and the familiar faces is just so wonderful. So let's have a closing sip to our beloved Scott and we'll see you back here on Monday. To Scott.
A
Scott.
B
Bye, guys.
Date: June 5, 2026
Theme: An exploration of current events through a persuasion filter, featuring discussions on technology, AI, political integrity, media antics, personal safety, and changing voter sentiments—with a conversational and lively roundtable.
This Friday edition of “Real Coffee” is a blend of casual banter and sharp commentary. The hosts (joined by guests Jeff and Marcella) dissect recent news, social trends, and political developments—always with a focus on how persuasion and narrative shape the public's perceptions. The tone is spirited, humorous, and sometimes irreverent.
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On Pelosi Encounter:
California Voting Woes:
Mass Psychological Shifts:
On AI Regulation:
On American Identity:
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The conversation is punchy, irreverent, highly interactive, and often irreverent but thoughtful. The hosts blend personal anecdotes, news analysis, and speculative humor seamlessly, with a direct, “tell it like it is” style.
Final Note:
The episode wraps reminding listeners to try the “MK Ultra” ad-targeting experiment, keep an eye on evolving news, and come back for more community and caffeine-fueled discussion.