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Nerd Wallet Nerd (0:00)
In Gotham City, shady financial sources are everywhere. Too good to be true. Offers wait around every turn.
Bill Maher (0:07)
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David Hogg (0:12)
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Nerd Wallet Nerd (0:14)
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David Hogg (0:20)
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Bill Maher (0:23)
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Nerd Wallet Nerd (0:27)
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Bill Maher (1:02)
Welcome to an HBO podcast from the.
Mark Cuban (1:04)
HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Ma.
Bill Maher (1:40)
Hi, everybody. How you doing? Hello. Hello. All right. Hi. Hi. Hi, all of you. How you doing? Thank you. Please, please. You're embarrassing me. Thank you very. Thank you so much. Thank you. Oh, I know. I can feel it. The excitement. I know. I know why you're happy tonight. Only 18 days and you'll stop getting texts that say, tim Wall's here. Of course, we're spared mostly here, right, In California because we're not a swing state. So, you know, Los Angeles, you barely know there's an election going on. I do see a lot of yard signs. Of course, they all say armed response. But I will concede. I am a bit anxious. And that's the difference between me and Trump. I will concede. Oh, this. This happened this week in America. It's kind of funny. Trump had. I don't know what you'd call it. Maybe an episode. Let's call it an episode. He was doing one of his rallies and a couple of people fainted. Understandable. He's. He's dead sexy. So, you know, people are going to pass out. All right, so he stops the rally, which, of course, understand people. But then instead of going back to it, he says, no more questions. Let's just listen to music for 40 minutes, you know, like it was nap time. You can't. And not just music, his music. This is every kid's nightmare, when grandpa sits you down and makes you listen to good music. But I'm telling you, they. As a dj, he's no diplo. Diplo is what he has to do to make it down a ramp. Oh, all right, listen. Some of the songs he played during this episode, he played Ave Maria, he played Hallelujah. And he played ymca, Ave Maria, Hallelujah and ymca. It was, it was from his playlist called priest's night out. And then he. And then he actually had a priest night out kind of because he went to the Al Smith dinner. That's the big one they have every year. Kamala didn't show up. But okay, this is where they, you know, it's for the Cardinal of New York and raised charity, blah blah, blah. And of course he can't stop himself ever. But especially these days, even his own advisors are complaining that every time he's in public it just turns into a massive grievous session. It's just all this bitching about. No one ever treats him good enough. The donors don't give enough. The Jews who don't vote for him should have their head examined, for Christ's sake. They have a new term for it. He's campaigning. It's a. It's a really odd pitch, isn't it? Vote for me. I can't catch a break. And of course always will not stop doubling down on eating the pets. That they're eating the pets this week. He said they're eating the pets and other things they're not supposed to. Eating things you're not supposed to. That's not kosher. Okay. And he keeps saying migrants are destroying the country. I don't know, from the look of the people standing in front of the Home Depot, I think they're building it. And of course, that was topic one, migrants. When Kamala went on, she went on Fox News this week. They were fair. They asked her the same question they ask every guest. Don't you just hate Kamala Harris? And the interview was conducted by Bret Baer. Do you know this guy? I must say I have him pegged wrong. I had always heard about him. I don't watch Fox News that much, so I didn't know. I thought he was. They kept saying he was the most legitimate journalist on Fox News. No, actually he was a huge asshole. I. No, I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that even as a partisan way. I'm just saying he was. There's tough journalism. And then he was just a huge asshole. So, you know, being the most legitimate journalist on Fox News, a little like being the hottest person in the dollar store. You. We got a great show. We have Mark Cuban and Joe Scarborough. First up, he's the co founder of the student led organization March for our lives and the leaders we deserve packed. David Hogg. David, how are you? Good to meet you. How Are you. Look at that. They remember you. How are you, David? Great to see you. We don't often get someone your age. I have so much I need to know.
