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How are you? Thank you. Great to see you. I appreciate it. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. All right. Thank you. I appreciate that. I do. Okay. All right. Thank you. I know, I missed you, too. Sorry, I know we were off last week. Missed you too. Did you have a good Memorial Day? The President tweeted on Memorial Day. He said, happy Memorial Day, everyone. And including the scum, really, who spent the last four years trying to destroy our country. I, you know, stay classy, Mar? A Lago. Oh, yeah. He also said this. He was speaking at the Kennedy center and he was bitching about, as he often does, you know, the 2020 election, the one he lost. And he said, they rigged it. They rigged that election. He said. And you know what? When they did, when they rigged it, I said, I'm going to run again and I'm going to win and I'm going to shove it up their ass. That's the president who said that. And Lindsey Graham stood up. He said, it was me. I rigged it. No, I did. Oh, we make little jokes. But the president, actually, he has been in a foul mood lately because, well, first of all, he and Putin are kind of on the rocks. It's true. Well, because the war in Ukraine is dragging on. And Trump, remember when he was running, he said, I would solve it on day one. He said, you misheard me. I said I'd solve it one day. And. But, you know, but he and Putin are now in a tweet war. Really? Trump said, you know, Putin, he's killing a lot of people. He went crazy. I don't know what the hell happened to him. You think, you know, a guy, you know, didn't seem Putinesque. And then Putin shot back and tweeted out, the President of the United States is experiencing emotional overload. And Trump said, you know, what, with that attitude, I have half a mind to start supporting our allies. It's terrible, ladies and gentlemen. So much violence in the world. Russia on Ukraine, Israel and Gaza. Mrs. Macron on her husband's face. Well, if you haven't seen it, did you see it? Show it. He's getting off the plane there in Vietnam. Whoa. And the wife clocks him right there in the face. Of course, they didn't know they were on camera. And of course, Macron tried to pass it off and play it off as just a little marital play. It's just no one is buying that. It's a huge embarrassment for the country of France. What's even more embarrassing for France is he immediately surrendered. Oh, speaking of embarrassments, did you see what happened to RFK Jr. He's, you know, head of our health department. And they put out a big report now. I'm with them on the big picture when you get into the details. He put out a big report I was very looking forward to called Make America Healthy Again. Turns out they let AI write a lot of it and AI hallucinates, and they just included, like, they just made up a lot of studies that just didn't exist. And now Bobby really is eating crows. No, I mean, he's really eating fro. Oh, you're way ahead of me. I can't even. No, it was a rough week for the administration people. Elon Musk. A lot of news about him. First, his starship rocket, you know, that they said again, fell apart. And every time it falls apart, the engineers at SpaceX call it a rapidly unscheduled disassemb. No, I'm not making that up. That's what they call it. And they say the autistic don't have a sense of humor. But. But, okay. But you know, Elon, Wow. Big story today in the New York Times. It says his drug use was way more intense during the campaign than we realized. Really? It's like saying Biden was way more old and we realized. But now, this is according to the Times story. Elon has or had a pill kit, you know, like puffy, like he had one. I gotta get One, it seems like a. And he had in it like ketamine, ecstasy, mushrooms. He's got to be the first person in the world to take ecstasy and be overwhelmed by a blissful feeling that made him want to fire everyone at the National Weather Service. And they said he was taking so much ketamine that it actually impacted his bladder function. But clearly not his sperm. But he is. But now Elon is officially no longer part of the administration he was never really officially part of. So they had a ceremony this week, Trump did. And Trump thanked him for being a special government employee. He certainly was that. And then Trump said he looks forward to the next chapter with Elon where he pretends they never met. People told me to hire him. I hardly knew him. Never a fan. And I gotta say, people are saying the pardons that Trump is giving out are getting out of control. He pardoned a nursing home executive. Get this. Who stole employees paychecks. And then the guy's mother has dinner with Trump, gives him a million dollars, and he gets pardoned. I mean, you don't usually see corruption like this in countries that have paved roads. You know, it's today, today, a. A spokesman for Banana Republic said, you know, 20 years ago, the name seemed cute. All right, we got a great show. We have Jake Tapper and Congressman Seth Moten. But first up, he is chairman and senior exec of aiiac, an excretia group, and one of the most influential innovators in entertainment history. Now, the author of the bestselling new memoir, who Knew? Barry Diller. Barry Diller is on my show. How are you, pal? Did you see you generation? Very good. All right. That's a very hip crowd, I would say that knows to give a standing ovation in buried because some people. I mean, your book is called. What is your book called? But how about why you. Let's explain to the people who don't follow show business. Because as I said, you are one of the biggest innovators in show business history. So people have been enjoying what your work has been for a long time, maybe without knowing it. I mean, you saved ABC with the movie of the week. There was no movie of the weeks before that. You went to Paramount and put out things like Saturday Night Fever, which changed the game in movies, like an obituary. Yeah, well, honestly, I think a memoir is. I don't understand. I see all these people like 80. I read Streisands, loved it. Woody Allen's loved it. Cher, Al Pacino. But it does seem like you're saying goodbye. Well, there's not going to be a part. There's not going to be a part two with the next 80 years.
