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Bill Maher (0:01)
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Bill Maher (1:05)
Ma start the cl. Good to see you again. Thank you, people. How you doing? Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. All right, thank you very much for coming back. Waiting for us to get off vacation. All right, sit down. I know. I can see that you're happy. Just wait till they turn on the kiss cam. You'll be. But how you doing? I mean, people get very pissed off when we take a month off. I tell you, and I'm flattered by that. I am very appreciative of that. But I'm back like sugar in Coca Cola. And I hope, I hope you're having a good summer. It is, ooh, summer out there. August now, and the heat wave. Boy, they say the best thing you can do is stay in a cool, dark place like the Epstein file. Oh, wow. I tell ya, I take a month off, everything switches around. A month ago, the Republicans were all about the Epstein files. We have to see the Epstein files. There's deep state shit out there in the Epstein files. And they found out Trump was in the Epstein files. Why are we obsessing about the Epstein files now? The Democrats, they're like, they're doing everything they can. We got to see the Epstein files. This is so America, isn't it? I mean, let me set it up for you. The party that said there's no there there now says there's there there. And the party that was saying there's there is now saying there's there there, there, there. No. It is so ironic. Trump was hyping the Epstein files for so long this was the conspiracy that we had to get to the bottom of. And now his horrible creation has turned on him. It's like if Elon Musk got run over by a. But the interesting part of this is that Trump's QAnon base, you know, who are always about the pedophiles, they, boy, are they serious about pedophiles. They may be turning on Trump on this one. They really want to see what's in these files. And you know, you know you're losing your credibility when the people who believe in chemtrails and Jewish space lasers and the Democrats eat babies. When that crowd says, I smell bullshit, you're in trouble. And I gotta say, Trump is not helping his own cause by keeping talking about this. Cuz he actually had one good talking point in this, which was that at a certain point he cut ties with Epstein. That's true. Kicked him out of Mar A Lago. But now this week, he told us why. Because see, Mar A Lago has a spa. Best spa in the world. The greatest spa. That's what's important. The spa is the greatest. We had this spa with masseuses, of course, and Epstein kept stealing the masseuses to give him massages, hiring away the people that Trump had hired. This is the big deal breaker that he was stealing his workers. Rape all you want, but I'm a businessman and some things are sacred. So the order of the day in the Trump administration these days seems to be we need to distract from this. We need to get our MAGA base excited about something else. And boy do we know what it should be. Black people who should be prosecuted. That always works. So since we were off, Trump has asked for the prosecution of Obama, Kamala Harris, Beyonce, Al Sharpton, and Oprah. Or as he calls them, the Park Avenue 5. And in other uncomfortable racial news, sad news, we found out this week that Sydney Sweeney is a Nazi. That was just. No, she's not. But you all see the ad that she's out there. This is a very important ad that we're seeing now. There she is dressed like Jay Leno in all blue denim, and she talks about the fact that she has blue eyes. And then she says, I have great jeans, you know, cause she's wearing jeans. But according to the WOKE people, this means that she's a white supremacist. It also doesn't help that her bra size is 36 KKK and and that the name she gave her tits is the Proud Boys. But other than that, no, it's, I will say this, they should have been aware when they wrote this ad that this is what some people were going to think. I don't think they did it on purpose, but I also think it's pretty funny that all the online social justice girls are like, it's racist. There's no such thing as good genes. Right. And then you go on Tinder and swipe left on every bald guy.
