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Stephen A. Smith (0:51)
Start the clock. Thank you. Thank you very much. How you doing down here? Thank you, people. Thank you. Okay, welcome to the show. Oh, thank you. We've got so much to get to. Thank you. Please. I know, I know. Thank you very much. Please sit down. Put your ass down. I know, I know, I know. I know why you're happy. The tariffs have kicked in now for real now. You know, all year long, I feel like we've been spent the whole last year going, is it in? Is it really in now? Now it's in all these and every. Oh, man. They say everything's gonna go up now. Price, they say car is five grand more than it used to be. Coffee. How's that for a jolt? Because. No, because we got huge tariffs on Brazil now for a personal with the country. So coffee will be up 40%. Let me just say as a public service, never been a better time to start doing cocaine. We get 14% of our beef from Brazil. I was at McDonald's today. The guy said, can you afford fries with that? Yeah, yeah, I was at McDonald's today. That could have happened. Well, of course, Trump says we're doing this because we have to the trade balance and all get that right. And the countries have been taking advantage of us. That's why we need these tariffs on. Like Libya has 30% tariffs because Libya, oh, I am sick of going to Walmart. And everything is from Libya. We got 30% tariff on Syria. As if poison gas wasn't already too expensive. You know, we have made deals with some of these countries. Japan, we made the deal last week. And the people there are not happy with their prime minister for making the deal. I love this. The prime minister of Japan, trying to defend himself, said he's talking about Trump. He said negotiating with him. He said the other party, meaning Trump, is not a normal person. That's a quote. This is saying a lot from a country where you can buy used panties in a vending machine. I kid you. Thanks. But now, to be fair, we are getting billions of dollars back from the tariffs into the government coffers. That's because we have to fix the trade imbalance. And we are using that money, of course, to fund ICE so we can deport all the workers who would be making the stuff that would export and fix the trade imbalance. If all this seems counterintuitive to you, it's because Jeffrey Epstein wasn't at your wedd. You know, I really, I don't get Trump. I really don't. The tariffs, not popular. ICE going around there with their masks, throwing people into vans, not popular. And yet he's doubling down on unpopular. I mean, the ICE thing, they're just going after more. They need more people. So they're having a big recruitment program. No age limit. Now, they announced this week, it doesn't matter how young you are. You can be 18, you can be old as dirt if you like wearing a mask and throwing people in a van. Also a signing bonus. $50,000 signing bonus. You could put a porch on your house for that. Good luck to find anyone who could build it, but you could find it. And you know who's actually joining ice? Not just supporting Dean Cain. This guy played Superman. Not because he's maga. He just needs the money and it. And it works out. He was already living in a van. Okay, so, no, I kid Dean Cain, but no, I think he joined because he heard, but lots of migrants were coming into this country and a lot of them were bad actors. He said room for one more. If all that's not enough, we have another wildfire heading toward la. Have you heard about that? Oh, the smoke is so thick, some of the ICE agents are wearing two masks. You know what? I'll say this for child molesters. When they grab you off the street and throw you into a van, at least they do it because they love it. You know what I'm saying? So, look, people, whether you are fleeing ICE or you are fleeing the wildfires or you are a Democratic Texas legislator who's fleeing the state, it's great to know that America is united behind one thing. Fleeing. All right, we got a great show. We have Dr. Phil and Stephen A. Smith. But first up, he is a Pulitzer Prize winning columnist at the Washington Post, bestselling Author and political commentator and one of my favorite people, George Will is over here. Good to see you, sir. Always an honor. All right, George, I need a great historian to straighten things out for us this week, and you are the best one I know. So let me just begin by saying every day I see Trump doing something that no president has ever done before, taking on things. Like I read today, he's having the olympics here in 2028. He looked around. Who could be in charge of that? Me. He's talking about taking over policing Washington, D.C. getting involved in the mayoral race in New York, taking over the Kennedy Center. I mean, all these things. I remember when I was a kid, there was a cover of Time magazine. Nixon was president, said the Imperial Presidency. So this has been going on for a while. Tell me how far back this goes where the President just gets more and more power.
