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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maher.
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Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Everybody still here. Great. Thank you very much. Thank you, people. Thank you so much. Please. Thank you so much. Okay, thank you very much. I. I know why you're happy tonight. I'm still on. That's pretty much. Oh, I tell you, man, talk show hosts are going down like blockbusters in the 90s. I mean, well, I guess you all heard Jimmy Kimmel, my friend, my compatriot, he's canned by ABC for comments he made about Charlie Kirk's assassin. The day right after the FCC guy came out ahead of the FCC, said he's going to revoke ABC's license. Let me just tell you something. I am not intimidated by the fcc. And if President Trump is watching, I have one thing to say to you. Have you lost weight? You look terrific. No, that's not me. And never will be. And we're gonna get to all of it. But I think here's Life is fucking weird. It was 24 years to the day that I made comments on ABC that got me canceled from that network. And Jimmy Kimmel took my slot. Did you know that at Politically Incorrect. Oh, yes. I got canceled before cancel even had a culture. So the headline, yeah, this is. This is on my wall from the Variety. White House keeps heat on ABC's More. This shit ain't new. It's worse. We'll get to that. But you know, abc, they are steady. ABC stands for Always Be caving. So, Jimmy, Jimmy Powell, I am with you. I support you. And on the bright side, you don't have to pretend anymore that you like Disneyland. That was, that was always a great part of it for me when I got my ass canned over there. But I mean, this intimidation on the right is just so hypocritical. I mean, everyone is scared now and they're all trying to kowtow. Good Morning America is now changing its name. Could do Good Morning America. Even the scum who didn't vote for Trump. I mean, listen to this. Next year, the Golden Bachelor is Rudy Giuliani. I mean, come on, you know, I'm telling you, everybody's good. Wolf Blitzer is broadcasting live from the capitulation room. That's. And the fcc, the FCC says they're going to go after maybe next the View. They got a new show lined up. It's going to be great. It's called Morning Wood with James Wood. But I gotta say, and I'm, I'm friendly with the ladies on the View, but they didn't say anything about this this week. Nothing, you know? Cause it's never been their thing to weigh in on the issues. It's just, you know, it's just, it's just an upbeat party show. That's why they hired people named Joy and Sonny and whoops. But no girls, let me tell you. Go out strong, okay? It won't kill you, I promise. It's happened to me and I may go out after this show. We don't know. We don't know. And you know, Jimmy, look, I don't think what he said was exactly right. I don't. We don't agree on that. He didn't lose his job for it. He said the MAGA crowd was trying to characterize the assassin as anything but one of them because the guy's the 22 year old kid in Jehovah's family was Maga. As if a 22 year old with a trans girlfriend never rebelled against their family. I mean, but, but was he on the left? I don't know that either. And I hate to do this. I'm tipping the end of the show, which I work so hard on, to keep a secret from the rest of the show. But it's too relevant. What I'm talking about at the end, I'm going to have to say now, which is that it is a fool's errand to try to say that these nuts who do these things are in a team. Jimmy's wrong, I think, to put him in one team. But you know, look at what this guy is doing. I mean, Jimmy has every right to be wrong, but look at this guy. He was doing porn, video games with furries. He was on a game called Furry shades of gay 3. This kid is in his basement with VR goggles on getting virtually ass fucked by a cartoon wombat. And you're gonna put politics into this? This kid doesn't belong in either party. He belongs in a straight jacket. He's an outpatient who should not be out. But you have the right to be wrong or to have any opinion you want. That's what the First Amendment is all about. I was defending it last week on the show against what they're doing in England against the left. Come on, guys, be fair. Now Trump is going after the New York Times. He sued them for $15 billion. He said they're a mouthpiece of the Democratic Party. You know what, Don? They are. You're right. And that's their right to be that. Like there's not a thousand people on the right who are your mouthpiece, okay? That's how we work this country. And he is mad at the New York Times today. He put a tariff on Wordle. But you know this. We can't go down this road, guys. We really can't. I mean, today Trump said he was designated antifa, a major terrorist organization. And they were shocked. They said we're organized. Why not? There is no organization. Antifa is a broad designation with no identifiable leader and no observable plan like the Democrats. So just so, Jimmy, let me just say, Powell, you did a great funny show for two decades. You should be proud of that. If this firing goes for you the way it did for me, you'll get 23 years on a better network. We've got a great show. Alex Wagner and Joe Manchin are here. But first up, he is the former ICE director under President Trump and known currently as the administration's borders are Tom Holman. Tom, look at that. How you doing? Pleasure to meet you, sir. Thank you for coming here. Yes, I mean that sincerely. The first thing I have to tell you is that Republicans come here. I was saying on my show a couple of weeks ago, and people I saw from the reactions on the Internet were shocked that I mentioned this. I should have said it before. They think I don't invite the Democrats. They think we never invited the Clintons. We invite them every week. They've never come. They think we didn't invite Kamala Harris. We invited her every week. She didn't come. AOC These people don't come. The Republicans they show up and they engage in the debate. And I know this is a little off your area and we're going to get to your area, but do you really think that they're not being a little hypocritical about the free speech issue now?
