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Bill Maher (0:01)
Welcome to an hbo podcast from the
Bill Maher (0:03)
hbo late night series real time with bill maher. Thank you down there. Thank you so much. How you doing? All right. Wow, so much excitement here today. Thank you. Oh, I love you too. Thank you so much. Listen, I know. Thank you. I appreciate it. I don't know what I do. Thank you. Thank you, thank you. Well, I have a heart attack or something. I'm fine. But I appreciate it and I know why you're happy. Congress finally has passed a funding bill for the Homeland Security Department, which means the tsa, the people who keep us safe from shampoo. So that's finally over after 11 weeks and all the, the big airports have already been upgraded from complete shit show to giant pain in the ball. So that's. But of course, the big story. Another week where political violence has reared its ugly head again. We are officially now, I'm sure you saw what happened at the correspondence center in the age of, of Gen Z assassins. You see this one? Before he did it, he took a selfie. No, I'm not making that up. His manifesto had jokes. Jokes. And it was on recycled paper. I mean, this. We're in a very different era, but, you know, so we know who this guy is. Now at the time it happened, nobody knew. No one knew because they just knew a guy. He had a shotgun, he had a.38, he had hunting knives. And either it was a far left activist heading out to kill or a right winger heading out to dinner. But I am not surprised that it didn't work, that it failed, because trust me, from a comic, no one ever kills at the correspondent's dinner. I've been there. Yeah. And of course, the good news is that no one at the banquet was hurt. Really. As soon as it started, everyone went under the table where a lot of the Trump administration was. Anyway, I kid the. Oh, I kid the Trump people. They like a little nip of the sauce every once in a while. But when you saw pictures of this guy and you heard about him, engineer at Caltech, it was like, it's a little disturbing. You know, he seemed like such a nice, normal guy. The last person you would ever expect to be trying to kill the President until he was activated by James Comey's seashells. Have you heard about this? Yes. Very serious stuff. The Justice Department is trying to put former have headed the FBI James Comey in jail for posting seashells. Why? Because the seashells spelled out 8647. He's the Manchurian beachcomber. That's 86. You get it? 86. Get rid of 47 Trump. Yeah, they're going a little crazy there in Washington, but it was a big. Oh, big week for kings. Are you fans of kings? A weird week for kings because King Charles of England was here. Spoke to a congress, got a standing ovation from the people who were used to be at the no kings rallies. So. And then the rest of the time here, he hung out with Trump. These two, when they're on a play date, they are having. No, they just vibe. They just, you know, same age, they kind of dig each other and they get it their own thing and you know, cousins. They're 15th row of cousins. They share an ancestor, the Duke of Orange. No, it's funny. It is funny because King Charles is officially a king, but he doesn't act or can't act. You know, England is a parliamentary system. Act like a king. And Trump. Trump this week put his face on a coin. You know, like Julius Caesar used to do his face on a coin. And it's like a regular coin. Excep. Just doesn't make sense. Oh, I kid. Oh, yeah. Over at the war. Remember the war? You remember the war. No changes. The staring contest continues. This is getting uncomfortably like a relationship fight. And we're at the. Not spin. We're not speaking. We're arguing over who broke them up with who phase. Fuck that. I fucked that up. It wasn't gonna be that big anyway. I'm telling you, you didn't miss a lot. But. At least good news out here. You know why Hollywood, hello. The box office back again, baby. Devil Wears Prada opens today. They think that's gonna make a fortune. Project Hail Mary was a big hit at the box. People are going to the movies again. Y. Oh, and Michael, the Michael Jackson movie. Huge. Ah, you saw it? Yeah, yeah. Especially, especially among the younger generation. Michael's really good at luring kids. No, the movie. And also big news here from California, the billionaires tax. You know what this is they've been talking about for a long time? A one time tax if you have a billion dollars. And now just this week, we got the news of enough signatures for it to be on the ballot in November to send a powerful. California doesn't belong to the rich. It belongs to the millions of faceless, anonymous people who are running for governor. All right, we've got a great show. We have the governor, we have Gillian Tutt and Brett Stevens, but also the Democratic governor of this state, host of the this is Gavin Newsom podcast and author Of Young men in a Hurry. A Memoir of Discovery. Our governor, Gavin Newsom is. All right. Good to be home, huh?
