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Bill Maher
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Bill Maher
Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maher.
Pamela Paul
All right, here we are. He's a rock star whose seven city tour begins in March. Kid Rock, former Ohio congressman who chairs the coalition Natural Allies for a Clean Energy Future. Tim Ryan and author of New York Times, opinion columnist Pamela Paul. Okay, here are the questions from the people. The people. That's who we carry about the people. This is what they want to know. Fuck my question. How does Kid Rock celebrate Valentine's Day? Well, there we go, right? Apparently here on Real Time.
Kid Rock
Yeah, I was going to say you're looking at it.
Pamela Paul
But you must have something special with your special lady at some point.
Kid Rock
Not unless you got one at your house.
Pamela Paul
Oh, I thought you were in a relationship. I don't want to pry. Should Kamala Harris run for California governor in 2026 after polls show her leading? I'm gonna give that a big no.
Unknown Speaker
She's had her chance several times.
Kid Rock
She should run far, far away.
Tim Ryan
I'm a Viragosa guy. I like Aunt Antonio Viragosa, the old mayor of la. I think he's truly.
Pamela Paul
Oh, okay. I didn't know he was in the running. Yeah, I think Kamala Harris would make a great president of a university. Not that she's a bad person or a bad candidate or she's smart, but, you know, it didn't work. And by the way, if she does, there would be precedent for this because Nixon. Nixon lost the White House in 1960. And then what did he do? He ran for governor of California. Two years later, it would be the same scenario. And when he lost that one, that's when he said, you won't have Nixon to kick around anymore. And then he was president six years later, so maybe it'll work. Kid Rock. Is it true that you're planning to do a gospel album?
Kid Rock
I am doing Early Beginnings now, doing a gospel record with my old friend Rick Rubin.
Pamela Paul
Oh, Rick Ruben. Have you produced an album of yours before?
Kid Rock
Yeah, he did one record of mine, a record called Born Free.
Pamela Paul
Oh, yeah, I know it well. Wow. So a gospel album. So how does that fit in with some of the songs you've had in the past? Like I'm a lowlife. Like you wouldn't sing that song in church.
Kid Rock
I might.
Pamela Paul
Really?
Kid Rock
I know the Ten Commandments pretty well. And in those commandments I've never once seen or even heard a thought of one being thou shall not swear.
Pamela Paul
No, no, no. I'm just saying. And I know this song is by the way, I love that song and it's very funny, but I'm just picturing some of those lyrics like I got kids I've never seen and their mama's 17. Are you gonna. I mean, are we gonn.
Kid Rock
I take strippers out for breakfast. You're gonna add that to my chest?
Pamela Paul
Oh, I know the whole song. It's hysterical. The president of Columbia. I guess that's the country. Although it could be. The university recently suggested that cocaine was no worse than whiskey. Oh, it is the university.
Kid Rock
No, it's not.
Pamela Paul
And that it. Wait, wait. And that it could be sold more slavely if it were legal. Does he have a point? Cocaine was no worse. Not in my. Not in my experience. Cocaine was the worst.
Kid Rock
Speaking of, do you realize what's going to happen if Trump can really, you know, which I believe he's going to do, you know, stop this flow of fentanyl coming in from China through our southern northern borders? He's literally going to make cocaine great again.
Pamela Paul
I mean, to me, cocaine was the worst. I mean, cocaine is just different. It just. First of all, it's not cocaine, it's partly cocaine. And then it's whatever they cut it with. And it makes you only want to do one thing, which is get more cocaine.
Tim Ryan
And it never ends well.
Pamela Paul
There's a brief honeymoon period and then you're just chasing that high and that. I only did it for like a year and not that much, but it was a terrible year.
Tim Ryan
What year was that?
Pamela Paul
I'll tell you.
Tim Ryan
I think it'd be.
Pamela Paul
Fun to like see what you were doing. You know, it was 1989. My thoughts were.
Kid Rock
My thoughts were short, my hair was long.
Pamela Paul
Exactly. But would you agree with that cocaine's the worst.
Kid Rock
Yeah. I mean, I managed it for, you know, a good number of years.
Tim Ryan
But.
Kid Rock
You know, and I knew a lot of people, you know, on different sides of the spectrum. Some people just swallowed them up. And other people were able to, you know, pick their battles. I have a day off or I have a time. We're gonna party a little bit.
Pamela Paul
Right.
Kid Rock
Move on with life. And that was me for, you know, good portion of the years early in my career. I mean, I am in a rock and roll band, right? But, yeah, then it comes to an age where you're like, okay, this is no good. This is no good. And, you know, and recently I was with a young singer, and she actually asked me. He goes, hey, are you holding? And I'm like, what, 54 years old? I'm like. I go, let me talk to you for a second. I go, you know, I'm not going to give you the whole, you know, preach to you right now before my gospel record's finished. But, you know, if you're not really, don't go down that path. I go, not only because, you know, you don't know where it's going to take you. You're kind of rolling the dice. You're playing Russian roulette, but fentanyl hasn't made it too popular of a sport. You're basically, you know, you're one.
Pamela Paul
Oh, that's what she was asking you about? Fentanyl?
Kid Rock
No, she was asking me for cocaine.
Pamela Paul
Oh, right.
Kid Rock
And I'm like, young lady. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. Let Grandpa speak to you.
Tim Ryan
Words of wisdom from Kid Rock.
Kid Rock
Well, Kid Rock's telling you.
Pamela Paul
Hey, right, right.
Kid Rock
Slow down.
Tim Ryan
There's probably a.
Pamela Paul
But it's gotta be rough. They used to come for the sex. Now they just want your drugs. That's gotta be. That would bother me a lot. All right, now that the Boy Scouts of America is just going by Scout. Oh, God, yes. This is right up your alley or somebody. There's Boy Scouts. Yes, I've. It's been in the works for years. They. We just. It's such an Onion headline. The whole fucking country is such an Onion headline. The Boy Scouts of America. It cannot be called Boy Scouts anymore because it's exclusionary. Like, there isn't a Girl Scouts. Like, this is some sort of crime against nature, that we each. People are different.
Tim Ryan
We were just talking about.
Pamela Paul
It's now Scouting America in the first segment.
Tim Ryan
We were talking about, what are we giving young boys? What kind of structure, what kind of discipline what kind of education? A lot of those projects are really difficult. I was not in the Boy Scouts, would have probably never made it. But those are difficult. They have to achieve. They have to put forth effort. They have to overcome obstacles, they have to overcome failure. That's part of maturing and becoming. Becoming a full functioning adult. And to take that away. To take that away is insane to say this is targeted towards young boys because young boys are different than young girls. And so the approach needs to be different.
Pamela Paul
It's funny when you fart in a sleeping bag. Yeah, it is. Well, I mean, girls don't.
Unknown Speaker
Girl Scouts are much better than the Girl Scouts. I have to say I understand why girls would want to be in the Boy Scouts because it's a lot more fun. The only thing really, as a former Girl Scout that the Girl Scouts had going for them as the cookies. And that's basically it. And the Boy Scouts are doing like learning skills and building fires and why.
Pamela Paul
Can'T they institute that curriculum in the Girl Scouts? No, that's. Yeah, but I mean, this is the kind of thing that gets Trump elected. Yeah, this is the kind. I've said it a million times here. The Democrats. You lost a crazy contest to a crazy person.
Kid Rock
It started decades ago, in my opinion. He started decades ago with timeouts and last place, you know, participation trophies and sorry to put it so harsh, but it seems to me like we lost a good portion of a few generations of men who've just turned into complete fucking pussies.
Pamela Paul
Happy Valentine's Day, everybody.
Bill Maher
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Real Time with Bill Maher: Overtime – Episode #685 Summary
Release Date: February 18, 2025
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The episode opens with Pamela Paul introducing the guests, highlighting Kid Rock's upcoming tour and Tim Ryan's political role. Maher sets the stage for a lively discussion driven by questions from the public.
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The conversation begins with a lighthearted inquiry into Kid Rock's personal life, specifically how he celebrates Valentine's Day. Kid Rock humorously deflects the question, emphasizing his bachelor status.
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Pamela Paul raises a question about whether Vice President Kamala Harris should run for California governor in 2026, following favorable polling. The guests express skepticism about her candidacy.
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The discussion shifts to Kid Rock’s new gospel album, Early Beginnings, produced with Rick Rubin. Pamela Paul probes how this project aligns with his past musical themes, which often include edgy and controversial lyrics.
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The panel delves into the topic of cocaine use, sparked by a humorous exchange about Kamala Harris running for governor and the legalization of cocaine.
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A significant portion of the discussion centers on the Boy Scouts of America's decision to rebrand as Scouting America. The panel debates the implications of this change, touching on gender inclusivity and the loss of traditional structures for youth development.
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As the episode wraps up, Pamela Paul humorously concludes with a Valentine's Day greeting, and Bill Maher signs off, reminding listeners to catch new episodes every Friday.
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Conclusion: This episode of Real Time with Bill Maher featured a robust discussion on a range of topics, including celebrity personal lives, political candidacies, substance abuse, and the societal impacts of organizational changes. Through candid exchanges and sharp humor, the guests provided diverse perspectives on contemporary issues, offering listeners both entertainment and thought-provoking insights.
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Note: Advertisements, intros, and outros have been omitted to focus solely on the content-rich sections of the episode.