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Kaley Cuoco
Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maher.
Bill Maher
All right. He was the White House chief strategist who now hosts the War Room podcast. Steve Bannon, he's global security analyst for Washington Post Intelligence and author of Chaos Under Heaven. Josh Rogen. And he hosts Piers Morgan Uncensored on YouTube. Piers Morgan. All right, here are the questions from the people. What does the panel think about reports that the Trump administration plans to hold a military parade on the 250th anniversary of the Army's founding, which also happens to be Trump's birthday? Oh, goody. Tanks in the street, huh? Is that a good thing, do you think?
Steve Bannon
I think it's fantastic, though.
Bill Maher
I think it's a great thing.
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Yeah.
Josh Rogin
Government efficiency at work, Right? That's what we're spending our defense dollars on. Is it parading a bunch of.
Steve Bannon
It's a way to inspire people, as you know, Josh, young men and women to join the military, to see the pageantry like they do in France with macron, that great July 14th, Bastille Day.
Bill Maher
Was there tanks in the street?
Steve Bannon
There were tanks.
Piers Morgan
They do everything we do in the UK all the time.
Bill Maher
All the time tanks are in the street.
Piers Morgan
It's actually, it's always been surprising to me. You don't do it.
Josh Rogin
Yeah. Kim Jong Un loves Kim Jong Un.
Bill Maher
Russia does it, too.
Josh Rogin
Yeah, yeah. Putin, Xi Jinping.
Piers Morgan
Bill, what do you think?
Bill Maher
I don't want America to get Used to the sight of tanks in the streets. That's what I don't. Because once you see it, it becomes normalized. What's behind the churchgoing revol in the uk, particularly among Gen Z, Is that true?
Piers Morgan
If you saw the state of our country right now, there's a lot to go and pray about. There'll be nothing more sinister than that.
Bill Maher
That's it. Kids are getting more religious. Is that what's going on?
Piers Morgan
I don't know. I didn't actually know that was a fact. But I mean, church going generally has been going down.
Josh Rogin
My daughter's too. Her only religion is bluey.
Bill Maher
Thank God I don't have kids. What does the panel think of Jeff Bezos? Company Blue Origin sending an all female crew. And Katie. Yes. Katy Perry and Lauren Chan says. And Gayle King. I know them all, love them all, hope they're all safe. I'm sure they will be to space next week. Is there any scientific merit to this mission?
Piers Morgan
Yes, but you know what I just think people that knock any form of exploration. You know, when I was born in 65, first thing I can really remember as an existent human being was the excitement around the rockets going up.
Bill Maher
Right.
Piers Morgan
And then it sort of stopped. And you kind of thought, I'll be going backwards. I mean, exploration, space travel, the bold frontiers.
Bill Maher
Well, Katy Perry is not exploring space. No, I know.
Piers Morgan
I know, but I wouldn't go up there. Would you go up there?
Bill Maher
Absolutely not.
Piers Morgan
I wouldn't do it in a million years.
Bill Maher
So.
Piers Morgan
I admire the balls. No, we should be cheering them on.
Bill Maher
No, I'm sure it'll be safe, but it's just I wouldn't go skydiving either.
Piers Morgan
No.
Bill Maher
And there's just no reason.
Josh Rogin
Jeff Bezos is my boss and I support him.
Piers Morgan
You toading little crawler. After all the lectures you gave us.
Josh Rogin
Earlier, I would like to get fired today.
Bill Maher
I'm not going to get fired.
Piers Morgan
That's the trouble. You see, the trouble is Josh. You get close to them and then he starts to take over.
Josh Rogin
Guess what, America? Guess what, America? We're all part of the same hypocrisy. Including Steve. Including. Including myself. We're all.
Piers Morgan
Keep me out of it.
Bill Maher
Yeah, too late.
Josh Rogin
Too late. You're in it. You're in it to win it.
Bill Maher
Yeah. No, we here. I'm gonna ask a question. Mike Huckabee, you remember him?
Steve Bannon
Yes, sir.
Bill Maher
He is now the ambassador to Israel. Mike Huckabee. We've had him on the show. If you don't remember. He was the governor of Arkansas, you know, a very religious man. And I'm sure they're sending him to Israel because he's a great friend of Israel. I have a problem with this. You know why people like that are friends with Israel? Because when you know who comes back, right?
Josh Rogin
The Jews have got to rule earth under hell. Right?
Bill Maher
That's the or they all die.
Josh Rogin
Or they all die. Either way, it's not really a great deal for Jesus.
Bill Maher
Saves 144,000 Jews.
Josh Rogin
Right?
Bill Maher
That's not a lot of I don't.
Josh Rogin
Think I'm gonna be. I don't think I'm gonna make the.
Bill Maher
Cut, to be honest with you. I'm not a very observant, super duper. Christians love Israel.
Josh Rogin
Yeah. Yeah.
Bill Maher
I'm just saying. And now he's okay.
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Bill Maher
Low flow showers. Trump is.
Josh Rogin
I'm with Trump on this one. Yeah. No one likes a low flow shower. That's an 8020 issue. That's good politics as far as I'm concerned.
Bill Maher
And Daylight savings time, that's what I like that one.
Josh Rogin
I like the. To be light in the evenings. I'm not a morning person. For all the morning people out there. Forget you.
Bill Maher
But getting rid of it. Don't we have more light in the winter? Yeah, yeah. So that's what we want.
Josh Rogin
If we get rid of daylight savings time. It gets dark early.
Bill Maher
No, no, no, no. What we do now is when it starts to get dark, we move it the wrong way. And now it's dark at like 4 in the afternoon. It's stupid. That's what he's, I think, trying to get rid of. And the penny.
Piers Morgan
Yeah, he's right about all these things, I think.
Bill Maher
Well, it's just good politics to pick. No taxes on tips, all these little.
Josh Rogin
Things that it's somewhat of a distraction from the ongoing.
Steve Bannon
And raise taxes on the wealthy. He said it last week.
Josh Rogin
Is that coming?
Steve Bannon
It's coming.
Josh Rogin
But what about the tax cut for the wealthy? Isn't that coming?
Steve Bannon
No, no, no. It's going to be extended. Not going to extend the tax cuts for the wealthy. He's got no tax on tips, no tax on Social Security and no tax on overtime.
Josh Rogin
So you're saying all the donors are about to get a tax hike.
Steve Bannon
They're already, they're already screaming. But he said he told the Senate that he's open to. When the extending the tax. Not extending.
Josh Rogin
Open to.
Steve Bannon
No, no, no. But he's already, I think Scott Bessen, the Secretary of Treasury, I think is working on this not to extend it to the upper bracket or make a new bracket.
Josh Rogin
And you think Congress is going to pass that, knowing who they get their money from?
Bill Maher
They do whatever he tells them to do.
Steve Bannon
If President Trump comes in and says.
Bill Maher
Where have you been living?
Josh Rogin
Okay, so the Steve Bennett plan is that Republicans are going to abandon the donor class and then what's going to happen in 20?
Steve Bannon
Where else are they going to go? We got total leverage over them. Where else are they going to go?
Josh Rogin
Well, there's another election coming up.
Steve Bannon
They're going in the midterms. And the thing, where else are they going to go? If you don't restore. If you don't restore the economic viability of the working class and the middle class and you have to do that by sealing the Border. Right. So it's not flooded with illegal alien labor. Number two is the tariffs will bring manufacturing jobs back. And the third is that working class and middle class people need a tax cut. They need no tax on tips, no tax on overtime, and most importantly, no tax on Social Security. That's another 500 billion a year. We have to come with that. It's going to be a huge fight. But Democrats and progressives had control in 2021, in those first hundred days. And they put up a note taxing the billionaires and it didn't even get out of committee. President Trump and the MAGA movement will raise taxes on the wealthy.
Bill Maher
All right.
Josh Rogin
I believe that when the tariffs cause huge inflation that the lower middle class reward the Republicans for that. When all the prices go up. Because in 1890 when we had tariffs, the Republicans lost the House and the presidency because the.
Steve Bannon
You should know this, Josh, but anybody. Because when we raised the tariffs on China in 18, the prices came down. We didn't have any inflation in 19, and we had the highest tariff ever put on the China.
Bill Maher
Hey, how about that direwolf? We brought back the direwolf. They brought back a species called the direwolf that was extinct using DNA they had in a fossil.
Josh Rogin
What could go wrong?
Bill Maher
I mean, what. Well, it's just. I don't know. I mean, I can't.
Josh Rogin
Yeah, they're gonna do the woolly mammoth next. You know, I think they made it.
Piers Morgan
Look, don't knock it until they. 100 years, in a hundred years, they bring back Bill Maher from a fossil. Look how great that would be.
Josh Rogin
No, they made a movie once about, you know, bringing back extinct species and the risk if it was col. Jurassic Park. Maybe you've all seen it. You know, I know, but maybe we shouldn't screw with science that much, you.
Bill Maher
Know, but it's, it's, it's not a dinosaur. It's a wolf.
Josh Rogin
Yeah, but we know what it looked like.
Bill Maher
Yeah, and, and Bobby Kennedy says it tastes like chicken. That's what I. Thank you.
Kaley Cuoco
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Real Time with Bill Maher – Episode #691: Steve Bannon, Piers Morgan, Josh Rogin
Release Date: April 15, 2025
Host: Bill Maher
Guests: Steve Bannon, Piers Morgan, Josh Rogin
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Bill Maher opens the episode by addressing reports that the Trump administration plans to hold a military parade on the 250th anniversary of the Army's founding, coinciding with President Trump’s birthday. The panel debates the implications of showcasing military power through public displays.
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The conversation shifts to the purported increase in religious activities among Generation Z in the UK. The panel explores the underlying reasons and the authenticity of these trends.
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The panel discusses Jeff Bezos' company, Blue Origin, launching an all-female crew that includes celebrities like Katy Perry and Gayle King. They debate the scientific merit and motivations behind this mission.
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Bill Maher raises concerns about Mike Huckabee’s appointment as the U.S. Ambassador to Israel, questioning the nature of his relationship with Israel.
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A significant portion of the episode focuses on tax policies, particularly the potential tax hikes on the wealthy and the administration's strategies to balance the economy through tariffs and tax cuts for the working and middle classes.
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The panel humorously debates the scientific endeavor to resurrect extinct species, specifically the direwolf, and the potential consequences of such actions.
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Bill Maher wraps up the episode by briefly mentioning upcoming topics and encouraging listeners to tune in for future discussions. The episode provides a blend of serious political discourse and lighthearted banter, reflecting the diverse perspectives of the guests.
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Steve Bannon's Advocacy for Military Parades and Economic Policies: Consistently emphasizes patriotic displays and economic strategies aimed at benefiting the working and middle classes.
Piers Morgan's Critical Yet Supportive Stance: Offers comparisons to international practices while maintaining support for the discussed initiatives.
Josh Rogin's Contrarian Views: Balances the conversation with skepticism and humor, particularly regarding space missions and tax policies.
Bill Maher's Skeptical and Reflective Approach: Questions the normalization of military displays, the authenticity of religious trends, and the practicality of scientific advancements.
This episode of "Real Time with Bill Maher" provides a multifaceted discussion on current political strategies, societal trends, and scientific innovations, enriched by the diverse viewpoints of Steve Bannon, Piers Morgan, and Josh Rogin.