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Bill Maher
Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maher.
Moderator
Okay. He is a humorist and author of the bestselling book of essays the Land and Its People. David Sedaris. He's the president and founder of Eurasia Group and she's our media Ian Drummer and she's the co founder of the Lebanon Israel Peace alliance and host of YouTube's oh My World. Hagar Shamali. Okay, now the questions from the people, the real questions. First one is for you.
Bill Maher
In your book, you had chatgpt imitate your writing style. Oh, yeah. Do you think there will come a day when AI can truly capture your voice? No.
David Sedaris
Somebody else told ChatGPT to write something in my style. And so the biggest laugh in the book is I rewrote what it wrote. And just because it can't be dirty right now, maybe it'll change. But it can't surprise people with violence and dirt the way I like to.
Moderator
You think it was programmed too?
Guest Commentator
Woke.
David Sedaris
Everything sounds like it was put through hr.
Moderator
Exactly. Right?
Bill Maher
That's okay.
Guest Commentator
Little elf. Little elf. I mean, you don't get that from ChatGPT. What old little elf? Oh yeah, you remember that. That was his best.
Bill Maher
Yeah.
Guest Commentator
It was so good. The Macy's thing, I mean, you know, it's 100 pages of pure like Rybald. Uncontrollable humor.
Bill Maher
Rybald.
Guest Commentator
Yes.
Bill Maher
I always thought it was rebelled. Is it ribald?
David Sedaris
I think it is ribald.
Moderator
Let's ask.
Bill Maher
Let's ask ChatGPT. Ryebald could be a whiskey can.
Hagar Shamali
Yeah.
Bill Maher
There are words like that like flavor. Flaccid is really flaccid. Now, which is it?
David Sedaris
It's flaccid.
Bill Maher
No, but it's actually flaccid.
Moderator
Really?
Bill Maher
Yes, I'm pretty sure.
Hagar Shamali
Really?
Guest Commentator
Like a sounded judgy.
David Sedaris
Flaccid penis.
Moderator
Yes.
Bill Maher
If you're having a night that's too ribald, you get flaccid.
Moderator
All right. How does the Israeli Hezbollah conflict in
Bill Maher
Lebanon complicate Trump's negotiations with Iran? Well, a lot of.
Hagar Shamali
Yeah, it complicates it a lot, unfortunately, because the Iranian regime wants Hezbollah to survive because it's its main proxy. It's right next to Israel. So anytime they fight for a ceasefire and on top of it, that the Iranian regime is doing it on behalf of Lebanon, it's a gift to Hezbollah. And Trump, he's not negotiating in a principled manner, even though I believe that it's a Nobel Peace Prize on a platter and that we know that he wants. That it is. He's willing. If the Iranian regime says there's no talking unless there's a ceasefire in Lebanon, he. He's willing to sell Lebanon to Iran. And that's a big problem, especially because there's so much progress being made between Lebanon and Israel.
Bill Maher
Sell Lebanon to Iran or Israel sell Lebanon to Iran? Well, doesn't Iran already have Lebanon?
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Hagar Shamali
And, I mean, they have Hezbollah in there, but there's real effort to separate the two.
Bill Maher
Okay, well, what if United States had a separate army like Hezbollah is, that was controlling the southern half of our country? Oh, wait, no. I mean, you know, everybody always blames Israel. I always say, you know what? Stop attacking Israel. This whole thing will end. I mean, Hezbollah has been on their border attacking. Now what Israel is doing is it's basically putting in a buffer zone. This is what it did in the Golan Heights with Syria. It's like, we need stop attacking us, and we won't need these buffer zones. But as long as you do, we have to have an area, you know, Gora. We can go and fight and keep our people out of this. Is that not fair?
Hagar Shamali
Oh, I think it's fair. Personally. I think it's fair. I think that Israelis should only withdraw when certain terms are met and that the Lebanese armed forces control the area.
Bill Maher
They don't give up. Hezbollah doesn't give up. Hamas doesn't give up. You know, they don't, but they just don't.
Hagar Shamali
They can be significantly weakened. They can, and they are in the process of it.
Bill Maher
And so has Iran. Yeah, that's not given up.
Hagar Shamali
No.
Bill Maher
All right.
Guest Commentator
As we said before, Israel is by far the most powerful country in the region militarily, economically, technologically. And yet, what have we learned? That Goliath frequently is not able to get done all that Goliath wants. And that's true for Israel, too.
Bill Maher
Yeah. What we also learned from this, and probably everything that ever happens overseas, is there's never a good answer. There's only the least bad answer.
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Bill Maher
William, what do you make of Trump nominating a new Director of National Intelligence? Oh, yes, we did this last week. Bill Pulte, he's one of his stooges. But now he's not. You know, the republic, you know, look, you got to live in the present moment. I mean, nobody was more afraid 10 years ago that this is going to become an authoritarian government. I'm still afraid of it. And yet I have also seen more pushback than I thought would happen. This guy's not going to be the head. The Republican Party itself finally kind of drew a line. They kind of threw a shit fit about this guy, and now he's not. And he's not getting a slush fund either.
Guest Commentator
The 1.8 billion weapons is not actually happening, right? The IEEPA tariffs all over the world on the whim of the President for an emergency. Turns out the Supreme Court said, no bueno. We're not doing that. Even the Trump Kennedy center, turns out, you're gonna go there. It's just gonna be the Kennedy Center.
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Hagar Shamali
I've just been working.
Bill Maher
The more we talk about this, the less likely it's going to happen. So just, please, quiet until June 29th. After each other. Let me get my one fucking award.
Guest Commentator
We want you.
Moderator
Please. There's so much fucking anxiety.
Bill Maher
75% of Americans say the federal government is hiding information about Jeffrey Epstein's clients. Are they right? Well, you know, they just make it look so bad. The fact that they. They've said how many times that they're releasing the Epstein files. And then I think, oh, well, they released the Epstein. And then like, two months later, we got to release the. Wait, you didn't. I thought you did it just
Hagar Shamali
like Groundhog Day.
Moderator
Yeah.
Bill Maher
They're just endless amounts of Epstein files. And I guess there's still Epstein files.
Hagar Shamali
Yeah.
Bill Maher
Yes.
David Sedaris
Someone here at this table is in the Epstein files. I'm in the Epstein files.
Bill Maher
You want to explain yourself?
David Sedaris
Jeffrey Epstein sent an email, and it was a copy of a New York Times article from 2004 about a bookstore in Paris and people who'd read at the bookstore. And I was in there, so I'm in the Epstein files. People treat me a lot differently after learning how to learn the Epstein files, too. I'll tell you, I was nervous about it.
Bill Maher
But you weren't on the plane.
David Sedaris
No, no, I wasn't on the plane.
Bill Maher
And you were not on the island, were you?
David Sedaris
No, but I mean.
Hagar Shamali
Or were you.
David Sedaris
I'm in the files.
Moderator
You what?
David Sedaris
I'm in the Epstein files.
Bill Maher
Yeah, yeah. No, I could see you're very proud of that.
Guest Commentator
I see that. You know, he did actually kill himself. We learned that.
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Bill Maher
We don't know that.
Guest Commentator
Well, I mean, they're not talking of it. The conspiracists have moved on. It turned out there was a lot of. Right. We got the letter. We actually.
Bill Maher
Well, I bet you if I polled the audience, it would hurt. No, I bet you if I asked the audience how many people think it was. I bet you it'd be our 50th. How many people think it was a suicide? That he killed himself in prison?
David Sedaris
No.
Bill Maher
Nobody.
Moderator
Wow.
Bill Maher
Nobody.
Guest Commentator
This was one person right there. I saw.
Moderator
I saw. So just you and this other person.
Bill Maher
That's something.
Moderator
Okay.
Guest Commentator
But, you know, you gotta build from there.
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Bill Maher
So why do you think it Wasn't a foul play.
Guest Commentator
Well, one, because there'd be so many folks that would be aware of some piece of that that we'd hear about from now we've gotten none of it. All we've gotten is crazy people that just spout off nonsense.
Bill Maher
We never really got the truth about the Kennedy assassination, did we?
Guest Commentator
Did we? I mean, they put out a whole bunch of stuff later on, and we didn't end up learning anything. Nothing super secret that came out of it.
Bill Maher
You believed that Oswald acted alone in the Kennedy assassination.
Guest Commentator
I haven't spent the time to study that, to give you that answer. I have not.
Moderator
Hold on a second. I have not. Oh, okay.
Guest Commentator
I believe the moon lands. I believe the vaccines actually work. But all of these things to me are not conspiracies. I tend to go with science and evidence until you give me something else.
Bill Maher
Oh, okay. But let me go back to you haven't had time to look into it from. This happened in 1963.
Guest Commentator
Haven't you been busy?
Moderator
I know you're a busy man, but, I mean, you must have heard about
Bill Maher
the magic bullet theory. The bullet that went in one guy, out. The other guy came around here, this here. And through his wrist. And I mean, it just. It seems like it really could not have just been the one guy. I mean, back into the left, back into the right. Remember that video of like, you know.
David Sedaris
Okay.
Bill Maher
Oh, perfect for you. Pentagon just released a new batch of UFO files. See, I do believe that, but that's scientific. I mean, I think it's actually less scientific to think we are alone in the universe. That, to me, doesn't. And also, many of the people in the military now are saying this. It's not just crazy farmers out there getting anally probed. It's very serious people. And the Spielberg movie opens. I'm sure that's going to be something. Is this the government's attempt to slowly disclose that aliens are real? Wouldn't it be funny if Epstein was in this file?
Hagar Shamali
It could happen.
Bill Maher
Well, who knows more about anal probing? But anyway, Pentagon just released UFO files. Yeah, I do. I think that this is. They're slowly trying to, you know, get us so we don't freak out when they say, yeah, they're here, they're queer, get used to it.
Hagar Shamali
They're warming us up to it.
Bill Maher
What?
Moderator
They're warming us up to it. You believe that?
Hagar Shamali
Well, I mean, it's hard to see where the government is going with it. I do believe. I think it would be very narcissistic of us to think that we are the only life form in this universe or in the galaxy. And I'm by no means an expert on this at all. They did not privy to files in government, but years to research. I should have, you know. I wasn't for 12 years.
Moderator
You're right.
Bill Maher
What do you think about it?
Guest Commentator
Yeah. I'm not going with UFOs until someone shows me UFOs. It's true.
Bill Maher
Ah, interesting.
Guest Commentator
And she agrees with me, that one woman.
Bill Maher
And you?
David Sedaris
I never think about them, you know, I never really. Never crossed my mind whether they exist or not. Never think about it. And you know, I don't understand either. Like, I lost interest in Jeffrey Epstein so long ago. Like years ago. I felt like he didn't capture my imagination. And I was curious why. How much do you think his being good looking has to do with him capturing people's imagination?
Bill Maher
He was good looking.
Guest Commentator
I don't think he was good looking.
Hagar Shamali
I think he was good looking.
Audience Member
A show of hands.
David Sedaris
I mean.
Moderator
No.
Bill Maher
That is the weirdest conspiracy theory I've heard.
Moderator
All right, we gotta wrap it up. Thank you very much.
Bill Maher
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Guests: David Sedaris, Ian Bremmer, Hagar Chemali
Release Date: June 16, 2026
This Overtime episode features a lively panel discussion sparked by viewer questions. Host Bill Maher welcomes acclaimed humorist David Sedaris, global affairs expert Ian Bremmer, and Middle East analyst Hagar Chemali. Topics range from the limits of AI-generated art, the complexity of the Israel-Hezbollah conflict, Trump-era politics, conspiracy theories, and government transparency on UFOs. The conversation is rich with humor, skepticism, and occasional irreverence.
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This episode captures the Overtime blend of political skepticism, smart commentary, and unfiltered humor. Sedaris’s self-deprecation, Chemali’s sharp Middle East insight, Bremmer’s pragmatism, and Maher’s irreverence keep the conversation brisk and relevant for listeners seeking both entertainment and substance. The interplay between earnestness and levity defines the show’s tone—and underscores the enduring challenge of extracting truth, whether from AI, governments, or official stories.