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It's 836 AD. A battle is in progress in the Kingdom of Wessex. A fleet of 35 Viking longships has put in at Carrum, modern day Carhampton on the Somerset coast, not far from Minehead. They've been met by an army led by King Egbert. Egbert is a formidable military leader. Under his reign, Wessex, a large southern territory, has become the most dominant of the English kingdoms. A position secured by defeating neighboring Mercia. The Anglo Saxon Chronicle will dub Egbert Bretwalda, Overlord of Britain. It is the first step towards the position that his grandson, Alfred the Great, will one day claim. King of all the English. The battle rages. Sword blades crash. Spears probe for gaps between shields. Battle axes shatter skulls. A hail of arrows blocks out the sun. For the Viking warriors, death holds no fear. If they survive the battle, they will live to fight another day. If not, a glorious afterlife in Valhalla awaits. They throw themselves into the fray, pushing against the mass of the enemy with their shields. A blind fury possesses them. Suddenly the word goes round. Snarl from man to man. Svein filking or boar's snout. The formation takes shape. A triangular wedge. Two men at the front, then three, then four, then five drives forward into the enemy ranks, splitting the opposition force down the middle. As the Vik, as the kings break through, they surge round to attack the enemy from behind. The West Saxon soldiers are sandwiched between two banks of seething Norsemen. The air around them is lethal, filled with flailing, sharp edged metal. There is no way out of this but death. Eventually, the Vikings bloodlust abates. A carpet of corpses covers the ground. Crows circle above. Among the dead they will feed on are several members of the West Saxon elite. As the Anglo Saxon chronicle records, the Danes had possession of the place of slaughter. For the Vikings. At last, a corner of England has not just been raided, but occupied. I'm ian glenn from the noiser podcast network. This is real vikings part 3. So far in this series, we've witnessed dragon boats appear over the horizon as raiders from the north terrorized the monasteries of England. We've heard how Viking fleets ravaged the coastlines of mainland Europe and advanced along rivers in their clash with the Christian empire of the Franks. A clash which culminated in 845 with the audacious siege of Paris led by the legendary Viking warlord Ragnar Lothbrok. We're about to meet his sons. The Battle of Carhampton is the first pitched battle that we know of between Vikings and English forces in the Anglo Saxon world. This is how disputes are settled. Two sides pitted against each other across a battleground. There are strict rules of engagement, so much so that at times warfare can seem an almost ritualized business. Often battle locations are chosen because for the Saxons, they have symbolic rather than strategic significance. For example, an ancient holy site. There's a season for fighting too. It's a summer activity, like cricket. Both sides accept the necessity of breaking off from warfare to bring in the harvest. Winter, when the roads are impassable, is unanimously avoided. Plus the Vikings need to sail back home in favorable seas. But as for the other rules, the Vikings do not acknowledge them. For one thing, they prefer to avoid pitched battles if they can. They're not interested in symbolic victories. They want plunder. They go for Soft targets. Unarmed monks and villagers over well armed soldiers drawn up in disciplined ranks. They have a creative, anything goes approach to fighting, favouring ambushes and raids, valuing surprise above all.
