Episode Overview

Title: Blow it Like Beckham (TEASER)
Podcast: Red Scare
Release Date: February 3, 2026
Hosts: Anna Khachiyan & Dasha Nekrasova
Main Theme:
This episode of Red Scare orbits around the cultural legacy of the Spice Girls and the modern spectacle of celebrity, using the Beckham family as a prism to examine class, gender roles, and the transformation of social archetypes in the Instagram era. The hosts riff on the arbitrariness of "Spice" personas, the performative quality of social status, and the dynamic between traditional masculinity and public displays of submission in high-profile couples.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

The Spice Girls’ Identity Categories and Childhood Perceptions

[00:00–01:12]

• The hosts humorously debate the logic of the Spice Girls’ names, questioning why “Ginger Spice” was less of a “type” than the other, more distinct designations.

  • Anna (Person 1) is unsettled by Ginger Spice’s name, finding it insufficiently descriptive compared to Scary, Sporty, or Posh:

    “But then Ginger, I was like, oh, she’s got red hair. Like what’s her thing?... I didn’t really understand.” (00:20 – Anna)

  • Dasha (Person 2) observes Anna’s “autistic affront” about the category, poking fun at the need for logical consistency:

    “You were like autistically affronted by the category.” (00:26 – Dasha)

• They riff on the personality types of each Spice Girl and reflect on not grasping what “posh” meant as children.

Recontextualizing “Posh” and the Beckham Documentary

[01:12–01:56]

• Dasha recalls their previous review of the Beckham documentary, highlighting Victoria Beckham’s (aka “Posh Spice’s”) irony-laden persona:

  • “Posh is like an ironic send up because she’s not posh actually. She’s like nouveau riche.” (01:19 – Dasha)

• The hosts explain the “farce” of social status as David Beckham, a former working-class athlete, marries into a family of relative privilege, and their son in turn seeks to “level up” even further by marrying into greater wealth.

The Next Generation: Brooklyn Beckham and Nu-Celebrity Culture

[01:56–03:24]

• Anna and Dasha discuss Brooklyn Beckham’s relationship and public behaviors, reading them as symbolic of changing gender and power dynamics:

  • Anna on Brooklyn’s insistence in his Instagram story:

    “He says explicitly in his Instagram story that he’s not being controlled, which is like—that’s exactly what someone who is being controlled would say.” (02:46 – Anna)

  • They critique his decision to hyphenate his name:

    “The most cucked thing about him to me is that they hyphenated their name.” (02:51 – Anna)

• Dasha brings up the optics of Brooklyn’s persona:

  • “In pics, he has, like, both he and his dad have that LQ Hassan piker squint that works for the dad, doesn’t work for the son. No, but like, in video, he’s like, inflamed and mousy and he’s talking about how he’s always wanted to be a young father but his wife wants to postpone having children and he’s like, respecting her wishes, which is like the most cucked thing ever because... you should never advertise that your wife is... telling you what to do sexually and replace.” (03:24 – Dasha)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On the logical inconsistency of Spice Girls names:

  “I can't like handle how she doesn't have a distinct enough adjective.” (00:39 – Anna)

• On new class mobility and farce:

  "It’s like very first as tragedy, then as farce, because it’s like David Beckham who is like a working class chav maybe... married a slightly richer girl whose daddy drove a Rolls Royce..." (01:34 – Dasha)

• On public displays of “cucked” masculinity:

  "The most cucked thing about him to me is that they hyphenated their name." (02:51 – Anna)
  "He got a tattoo that said married, and took his wife’s last name." (03:24 – Dasha)

• On gender roles and relationship PR:

  “You should never advertise that your wife is... telling you what to do sexually and replace.” (03:24 – Dasha)

Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:00 – Dissecting Spice Girls names: Black, Scary, Ginger, and childhood confusion
• 01:12 – Discussing “Posh” as cultural performance and the Beckham family’s origins
• 01:56 – Brooklyn Beckham, relationship dynamics, and Instagram optics
• 03:07 – Analysis of male submission: hyphenated names, tattoos, respecting partner’s wishes publicly

Conclusion

This teaser episode of Red Scare knits together sharp, biting social commentary on pop culture, family legacy, and shifting gender politics. The hosts’ signature irreverence is on display as they interrogate the mythology of the Spice Girls and the new aristocracy of Instagram. Through their observations on the Beckham dynasty, Anna and Dasha skewer the performativity of contemporary masculinity and inherited celebrity, offering a pithy diagnosis of the times.