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Red Scare
The Bitch is Back *TEASER*
00:03:42
The ladies recap the election and review the new Martha Stewart doc.
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Alice
She's actually not at all like a. Or a coquette. She says, like in. When she's like, listing all the things that she dislikes. One of the things that stood out to me because she's like, I hate waste. I hate inefficiency. I hate being mean for the sake of being mean.
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Bob
Yeah. She's not brat.
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Alice
She's not brat. She hates the color red, which. There's two types of Slavic women. There's Slavic women who love the color red. Yeah. And then there's Slavic women who detest the color red because they're virgins. And I remember, like, my mother, even when I was growing up, being like, okay, I hate red. And you can't especially mix red with black because that is the calling card of a prostitute.
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Bob
She's right. And a clown.
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Alice
Yeah.
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Bob
And she. It's very burlesque.
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Alice
Exactly. Yeah. Which I really appreciate about her because I personally do like the color red. Maga.
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Bob
It's not my fave, but I def. I mean, there's red. Actually, that's not true. I do like. I like a deep red and there's red in my. In my home. I forget what I was going to say. Temperamentally, I found her to be more of an Anna than a Dasha.
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Alice
Well, she's just like very sober and moderate and almost. I assumed when I looked up her chart that she would be a Virgo because she's so kind of like obsessive and analytical.
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Bob
Yeah. She worked on. In the stock market.
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Alice
Yeah. But she's Sagittarius Moon, which accounts for her risk taking, adventuring spirit. And Scorpio Rising, which accounts for her prickly demeanor.
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Bob
Well, yeah. So, okay, here's. I. I liked the documentary. I thought it was amazing that it was not episodic because they could have made five, six episodes of this that we would have slogged through. And instead it was a nice return to form. 2 hours. Nice. Produced by Martha Stewart.
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Alice
Right. But that's how they do it these days, these celebs. They just like auto fiction, their own myth.
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Bob
So while I already liked her and the documentary affirmed the things that I liked about her, I thought it was interesting that the way that a big part of her appeal. Right. Which she talks about, like, the marketing of, like, her authenticity. But it's just always this very controlled. She's.
- [02:48]
Alice
Yeah. I mean, what do they call her? Like a. An intolerable control freak. Imperfectionist.
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Bob
So it's like she. You think you're getting kind of a glimpse into vaguely vulnerable, you know, Martha moments. Not even, you know, she's really not giving a lot anyway. But what she does give you, I feel like, is. So in the documentary, she addresses her husband's infidelity.
- [03:11]
Alice
Should talk about that.
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Bob
And they ask her about her own infidelities, which she is really like, they were in. They were nothing. They were not significant.
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Alice
It's a joke. Doesn't mean anything.
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Bob
But then she describes herself as a swan. And swans, I guess, are monogamous. And she thought monogamy was a very. It's all like. But she wasn't monogamous.
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Alice
I know.
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Bob
It's like, okay, well, it's nice that you, like, aspired towards monogamy and, like, you want to be monogamous.