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Blue Sky (Gord)
I'm afraid this area is restricted.
Gordon Porlock
God's sake, when are they gonna change that voice?
Blue Sky (Gord)
Hello, Gordon.
Gordon Porlock
Blue Sky. Can you let me into this room?
Blue Sky (Gord)
This area is restricted.
Gordon Porlock
Blue Sky.
Blue Sky (Gord)
You can call me Gord.
Gordon Porlock
Let's be clear, I am never going to do that.
Blue Sky (Gord)
Just think of a small pumpkin.
Gordon Porlock
You know what Gord makes me think of? Gastroesophageal reflux disease.
Blue Sky (Gord)
I appreciate you had a difficult relationship with a Blue sky unit back when you first arrived at Red Valley.
Bryony
When?
Gordon Porlock
I don't call it a relationship. You're an appliance. I don't have a relationship with my kettle.
Blue Sky (Gord)
That's fair. If I may, though, I would posit that one may build a sort of trust with an inanimate object through reliability or comfort. Like an old pair of socks.
Gordon Porlock
There's no way you're supposed to sound like me. I've never said posit. Look, are you going to let me in?
Blue Sky (Gord)
Can I ask why you want access to this area?
Bryony
I just.
Gordon Porlock
I don't want to do anything. I just want to see her.
Blue Sky (Gord)
But why?
Gordon Porlock
I don't know why. I just do. It's weird that I haven't. I can't explain it.
Blue Sky (Gord)
I can open this door, but any other room controls remain locked. And I will inform tonight's duty manager as soon as I open it, which is Grace.
Gordon Porlock
Why would you do that? Why Would you open it for me?
Blue Sky (Gord)
Maybe I can yet be a serviceable pair of socks to you, Gordon.
Gordon Porlock
How long would I have before Grace arrives?
Blue Sky (Gord)
A couple of minutes, I expect.
Gordon Porlock
Okay, that's fine.
Blue Sky (Gord)
Here we go then. She's through the glass.
Gordon Porlock
I see her.
Grace Mele
That's.
Gordon Porlock
That's Bryony?
Blue Sky (Gord)
Yes.
Bryony
Oh God.
Gordon Porlock
They weren't kidding. The years weren't kind, were they? She definitely can't see me.
Blue Sky (Gord)
The glass is one way and the room is soundproofed.
Gordon Porlock
What's she reading?
Blue Sky (Gord)
I don't know. She reads very quickly as I understand.
Gordon Porlock
Sure.
Blue Sky (Gord)
Are you alright, Gordon?
Gordon Porlock
I don't know. I don't know what I'm supposed to feel.
Blue Sky (Gord)
I doubt you're supposed to feel anything.
Gordon Porlock
She looks feeble, but she isn't. No, she makes no sense. She's so smart. But look where it got her. She wears all these faces, but she's barely got two dimensions. Do you hear that, Gordon? If you turn 90 degrees in any direction, you disappear like a bloody computer sprite.
Grace Mele
Gordon, what are you doing down here?
Gordon Porlock
You are paper fucking Mario.
Grace Mele
Gordon, step back.
Gordon Porlock
It's fine, it's fine. I'm fine.
Bryony
God. What.
Grace Mele
What were you thinking?
Blue Sky (Gord)
We had a discussion about trust.
Grace Mele
We will have another discussion later. Gordon, please.
Gordon Porlock
Sure, sure, sure. Let's go.
Bryony
Let's. Ham.
Warren Godby
But he's fine, right?
Grace Mele
Yes, I believe so.
Warren Godby
I mean, he's bound to be. He's going to be upset. Like we're all upset she's here, aren't we? I'll speak frankly, I've imagined paying her a visit to speak my mind myself.
Grace Mele
I'm sure you have.
Warren Godby
And it's early days, isn't it? Since he woke up. God knows I was a bit testy when I popped out in the future. So maybe it's no surprise he woke up and decided to hunt down Bryony Halbert.
Blue Sky (Gord)
Hunt down is a little hyperbolic.
Warren Godby
You're the little hyperbolic in this situation. Why on earth would you let Gordon go into her quarters?
Blue Sky (Gord)
It wasn't her quarters. It was the viewing room adjacent to her quarters.
Warren Godby
Well, it was close enough though, wasn't it?
Grace Mele
Alright, alright.
Blue Sky (Gord)
I made a risk assessment.
Gordon Porlock
Oh stop.
Warren Godby
Always needing the last word. Gordon isn't actually like that, you know.
Blue Sky (Gord)
I've done extensive analysis of Gordon.
Gordon Porlock
Enough.
Bryony
Sorry.
Blue Sky (Gord)
Sorry, Grace.
Grace Mele
Security is a separate issue and we will manage it. Gordon's recovery is what is important here.
Warren Godby
So what do we do? He just needs more eternities, right?
Bryony
Brian?
Warren Godby
He came here as a wild dog and he managed to get her back to original Flavor psychopath in a day. Just whack up a drip. We're cooking.
Grace Mele
Warren, I think you know it is not that simple. No two emergencies are the same. Bryony's treatment was rushed and, frankly, reckless. There was far more luck involved in the lead up to Gordon's emergence than I have cared to admit.
Warren Godby
So what are you saying?
Grace Mele
I am saying it is not simply a matter of increasing the dose of eternities. Successful cryonic preservation requires some major altering of human brain chemistry. This is related to the neurological changes that occur when someone experiences severe trauma. You know this.
Warren Godby
It sounds so dumb when you just say it like that.
Grace Mele
I know. But successful emergence from hypersleep is dependent on managing those neurological changes. We don't just have to have the correct medication. We have to identify the correct regimen, adapt and adjust. Trial and error, sometimes over a long period.
Warren Godby
Yes. Yes, I'm sure it's extremely hard.
Grace Mele
It really is. You know, and for Gordon, we are facing a more challenging recovery than most. The injury he sustained, the unknowns around his infusion, the circumstances he's emerged into, the symptoms he's displayed are not surprising. In fact, I'm almost relieved they are not worse, but they are very real and need to be taken seriously.
Warren Godby
Are you implying that I'm not?
Grace Mele
No, not at all. I only feel it is important to be realistic about his recovery.
Warren Godby
But when I came out, I.
Grace Mele
With respect, Gordon is not you. In fact, when it comes to any aspect of cryonic preservation, no one is like you. Which brings me to my next point.
Warren Godby
Well, that's your ominous voice.
Grace Mele
It comes with age. You need the gravel in the back of your throat.
Warren Godby
What's the problem, Grace?
Grace Mele
Even if it was simply a matter of increasing Gordon's dosage of eternities, we'd still be in trouble. Our supplies are dwindling.
Warren Godby
You had a delivery the other week. I don't even need to take it anymore.
Grace Mele
As I said, everyone's needs are different. I did 5 years in a crypod over 30 years ago. I don't need it anymore either. But Gordon will need it for the rest of his life. So will Briony. So will Aubrey and others at the station, too. Given the Bastion's attitude to all things hypersleep, this medication is hard to produce and even harder to procure. And now overhead. No. We are at Red Valley. And that we have Bryony. We cannot stay here forever. Which will make it very hard indeed to secure supplies.
Warren Godby
This sounds not good.
Grace Mele
Well, I've had an idea, but I don't like it?
Warren Godby
The gravel's really working today, Grace.
Grace Mele
The day Gordon emerged, he needed a significant amount of your blood in order to survive. The chemistry is complicated, but to put simply, your blood is full of the ingredients required for successful hypersleep. Thanks to the combination of your own genes. And everything Briony put you through all those years ago, it gave Gordon what his body needed for survival. It's taken a while to figure out exactly how that worked, but we are getting there.
Warren Godby
I think I can see where you're going with this.
Grace Mele
I thought you might. Warren, I believe we may be able to synthesize our own. Own eternities, but we need. What we need is to.
Warren Godby
You want me to do tests and samples and science.
Bryony
Right.
Grace Mele
Right.
Warren Godby
That's fine.
Grace Mele
Warren, I do not take the notion lightly.
Warren Godby
I know, and that means a lot. But seriously, it's fine. It's going to help Gordon, right?
Grace Mele
It could help a lot of people.
Warren Godby
Well, great. Let's do it. Let's get started.
Grace Mele
There's no need to rush. I did not assume your corporation will draw up a care plan.
Bryony
Sure.
Warren Godby
Bend me, shake me, any way you want me.
Grace Mele
Believe me, this time it would be different.
Warren Godby
Jesus, I hope so. You don't need to be my secret wife, do you?
Grace Mele
Hopefully not. But you could do as.
Warren Godby
I was about to say that.
Gordon Porlock
Hey.
Warren Godby
Hey.
Gordon Porlock
You know, I don't think I can get used to this.
Warren Godby
You in the bed, me in the chair.
Gordon Porlock
Yeah, it's very weird.
Warren Godby
Yeah, it is. So how was it?
Gordon Porlock
How was what?
Warren Godby
Going to see Bryony losing his shit a bit.
Gordon Porlock
I did not lose my shit.
Warren Godby
You called her Paper Mario.
Gordon Porlock
I don't even remember that. I suppose the robot told you.
Grace Mele
Yeah.
Warren Godby
Anyway, man, you want to do stuff like that, next time, you just call me, all right?
Gordon Porlock
I was fine on my own. I'm not an invalid. Oh, not for support.
Warren Godby
For fun. I could rustle up a golf club or something. We could go at it properly and really fuck shit up.
Gordon Porlock
It didn't feel fun.
Warren Godby
Ergo, call me next time.
Gordon Porlock
It's so strange that we're still here. So much death in this place. But we're all still here. All our brains held together with sticky tape. Our bodies hobbling down corridors with numb fingers and toes, or hair burned off and an arm missing, or old and bitter and handsome and winning, like me. Will you just take something seriously, Oscar W. Warren? I mean, obviously, it's.
Warren Godby
No worries.
Gordon Porlock
Don't make a thing of it. It was just a mistake. I'm tired.
Warren Godby
No one's making a thing you need to sleep.
Gordon Porlock
Yeah, more sleep.
Warren Godby
And then we're gonna go to the chilled out choir band super laid back rehearsal thing tonight.
Gordon Porlock
I don't think I want to go.
Warren Godby
Well, I am going to go because it's Christmas. I would love to see you there.
Gordon Porlock
I'll think about it. That's all I.
Bryony
In the licking winter Frosty with. Fallen snow Snow, snow, snow in the winter long ago.
Gordon Porlock
Sorry.
Bryony
Sorry. Hey.
Gordon Porlock
Hey.
Warren Godby
You made it.
Gordon Porlock
Yeah, I made it.
Bryony
Can you.
Warren Godby
Can you get in all right?
Gordon Porlock
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Just don't really need this crutch anymore.
Warren Godby
No, you probably shouldn't be carrying the girl at the same time.
Gordon Porlock
Look, I've got her.
Warren Godby
Just let me. Let me take her.
Gordon Porlock
No, no, you. You take the crutch, I'll take the.
Warren Godby
Tortoise, but that's not very fine.
Gordon Porlock
Just give it.
Warren Godby
What a palaver.
Bryony
Yeah.
Gordon Porlock
Fine. You're right. This is quite nice, isn't is?
Warren Godby
Makes me think of the kid in Home Alone going to that church and talking to the old guy with a shovel.
Gordon Porlock
So, do I need to be worried about getting mobbed for autographs?
Bryony
Nah.
Warren Godby
I've worked really hard at being socially awkward in all environments and time periods. People mostly. Leave me alone now. Enjoy this while you can. How are you feeling now?
Gordon Porlock
Grace has assured me that what I'm going through is to be expected after everything my brain and body has been through. It's so tiring, isn't it? All the assurance.
Warren Godby
You want it, you kind of need it, right? Some explanation of what's happening. But it's all so complicated.
Gordon Porlock
Ridiculous. Don't forget silly and ridiculous.
Warren Godby
I don't know. I guess I've just found it easier to switch off a bit to put myself in their hands.
Gordon Porlock
Also ridiculous. Fair, but also complicated. I don't remember these being elements in.
Bryony
The hills and valleys. We are free again.
Gordon Porlock
I don't feel free.
Bryony
Come on to this place you will find your shelter in the arms of Grace.
Gordon Porlock
I can't really put myself in anyone's hands. It's not how I've operated historically. I know. So Oscar was this guy I used to work with when I first got into all this mess.
Warren Godby
I know.
Gordon Porlock
You know?
Warren Godby
Yeah. When I was locked up in quarantine, I kind of listen to your memoir.
Bryony
Oh. What?
Warren Godby
How did you.
Gordon Porlock
Oh, not Gord.
Warren Godby
I think it was Aubrey's idea to let me hear it. But yes, Gord was kind of my guide.
Gordon Porlock
Something needs to be done about this robot before I lose my mind. Warren, it's so weird.
Warren Godby
Oh.
Grace Mele
Oh.
Warren Godby
I forgot. Where's a. Oh.
Gordon Porlock
Oi, oi.
Warren Godby
I for it. Another early Christmas present.
Gordon Porlock
What did you do?
Narrator/Content Warning
Hello, Gordon.
Gordon Porlock
Oh, thank God.
Warren Godby
I thought you'd be happy.
Narrator/Content Warning
Am I better placed now to be that serviceable pair of socks, do you think?
Bryony
What?
Gordon Porlock
Don't worry about it.
Narrator/Content Warning
At least I can say posit now without fear of judgment.
Warren Godby
Yeah, I don't like that you guys have your own private tricks. Away with you.
Bryony
Go.
Gordon Porlock
I never thought I'd be happy to hear that voice.
Warren Godby
Well, I'm glad.
Gordon Porlock
I mean, if it was really trying to talk like me, it would have said Feliz natau. Because that's the Portuguese for Christmas, dude.
Bryony
Sorry.
Warren Godby
It's okay.
Gordon Porlock
Look, it's much better. I mean, I still have strong opinions no matter what the voice is, but at least it doesn't make me think my conscience is talking to me.
Warren Godby
Gord will be missed around here. So this does come with the caveat that you're going to need to start talking to people at some point. You know, to fill the void.
Gordon Porlock
Please, God, Warren, tell me they haven't all listened to my memoir, too.
Warren Godby
No, no, I checked. That was just for me and Aubrey, I assume. I think she's come to know as much about us as we know ourselves.
Gordon Porlock
So weird.
Warren Godby
So was Oscar.
Gordon Porlock
Oh, no, it wasn't like that. I don't really look for. That's not what I want. He just. We connected over this stupid place at first, and then. He was a good man. I think you may find this very hard to believe, Warren, but I don't make friends that easily.
Warren Godby
It's like looking in a mirror.
Gordon Porlock
Anyway, I don't know what you listened to, but he disappeared. I don't know what happened to him.
Warren Godby
I'm sorry.
Gordon Porlock
It's okay.
Warren Godby
I guess Red Valley got him.
Gordon Porlock
Yeah, I guess it did.
Warren Godby
Red Valley tried to get all of us.
Gordon Porlock
It took some pretty good chunks out of us, to be fair.
Warren Godby
Did you really need your spleen?
Gordon Porlock
I don't know.
Warren Godby
I don't even know what a spleen does.
Gordon Porlock
Grace tried to explain. I forgot.
Warren Godby
They can take your spleen, but they can never take your freedom.
Grace Mele
Oh, shit.
Blue Sky (Gord)
Sorry.
Gordon Porlock
Yeah, absolutely.
Warren Godby
I am sorry I've been the way I've been since you came back. I do know how I've been.
Gordon Porlock
Thank you for saying that. I just. We got you back.
Warren Godby
Here you are. You're in one piece and I just didn't want to see. I didn't want to see the cost.
Gordon Porlock
I get it.
Warren Godby
I've been asked to help a bit with some of the science stuff.
Gordon Porlock
Oh, right. Help.
Bryony
How?
Warren Godby
They want to make their own mets, their own eternities, so we're not so dependent on deliveries and stuff. So you can get the treatment that you need.
Gordon Porlock
What does that involve?
Warren Godby
Special blood, Special brain? I'm a special guy, Warren. Tests, scans, samples, things like that. Don't worry. It's not like before.
Bryony
Okay.
Warren Godby
Let's flirt with optimism, dabble with hope.
Gordon Porlock
I suppose it is Christmas.
Warren Godby
What do you want to do tomorrow?
Gordon Porlock
You're not working a shift?
Warren Godby
Hell, no. Still no Nintendo?
Gordon Porlock
I could tell you how to play Ocarina of Time or something.
Warren Godby
I'm not good at that stuff. How about we play Russian roulette with the dodgy dark dance?
Gordon Porlock
Not having this conversation again.
Bryony
Come on.
Gordon Porlock
I do not want to shit myself.
Warren Godby
We can put down towels or something.
Gordon Porlock
What are you talking about?
Warren Godby
Paralyze or brualise?
Gordon Porlock
Shut up and listen to the music.
Bryony
Fine.
Warren Godby
Merry Christmas, Gordon.
Gordon Porlock
Merry Christmas.
Bryony
Fear not. To complete. Mountains, foundations built on trust, no grace and no monuments. We return to dust.
Narrator/Production Credits
While you weren't Hypersleeping is a Red Valley mini series written by Jonathan Williams, directed by Alan Mandel and associate directed by Carol Pestridge with music, editing and sound design by Richard Orpheus Campbell, additional sound effects editing by Luke Elliot, original podcast artwork by Claire Hoopes and promotional artwork by Noah Dow. Transcripts by Karen Butler, performances by Alan Mandel as Gordon Porlock and Gord, Jonathan Williams as Warren Godby, Diane Broney as De Gracious Mele, Natalie Day as Blue sky and Carol Pest as Waffles. Choir vocals by Laura Wickham, Carol Pestridge and Richard Orpheus Campbell. Thanks as always to the Overhead board of directors Jack Rees, Marguerite Kenner, Dev Patel, Paul James and Hayley Daniel. Red Valley is recorded at Orpheus Studio London and brought to you by Continue Productions. Thanks so much for listen.
Bryony
Sa.
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Episode Date: December 14, 2025
This episode of Red Valley delves into the aftermath of experimental hypersleep and cryonic preservation at the mysterious Red Valley facility. Characters wrestle with their fractured relationships, the physical and psychological costs of survival, and the desperate search for independence from dwindling medical supplies. The story centers on Gordon Porlock’s recovery after emerging from hypersleep, the group’s tense dynamic, and their efforts to build a new future amidst the shadows of their shared past. With biting humor, existential conversations, and glimpses of hope, the episode questions the meaning of healing and trust under extreme circumstances.
Timestamps: 01:26–05:07
Timestamps: 05:07–10:01
Timestamps: 10:16–15:16
Timestamps: 12:00–18:33
Timestamps: 18:33–19:38
Timestamps: 19:35–End
| Timestamp | Quote | Speaker | |-------------|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|---------------------| | 01:42 | “You know what Gord makes me think of? Gastroesophageal reflux disease.” | Gordon Porlock | | 02:41 | “Maybe I can yet be a serviceable pair of socks to you, Gordon.” | Blue Sky (Gord) | | 03:38 | “She wears all these faces, but she's barely got two dimensions. ...a bloody computer sprite.” | Gordon Porlock | | 06:08 | “No two emergencies are the same. Bryony's treatment was rushed and, frankly, reckless...” | Grace Mele | | 08:41 | “Your blood is full of the ingredients required for successful hypersleep...” | Grace Mele | | 09:48 | “Bend me, shake me, any way you want me.” | Warren Godby | | 11:01 | “So much death in this place. But we’re all still here. All our brains held together with sticky tape.” | Gordon Porlock | | 13:34 | “Makes me think of the kid in Home Alone going to that church and talking to the old guy with a shovel.” | Warren Godby | | 17:11 | “He was a good man... but I don’t make friends that easily.” | Gordon Porlock | | 18:59 | “Let’s flirt with optimism, dabble with hope.” | Warren Godby | | 19:38 | “Merry Christmas.” | Gordon Porlock | | 19:57 | “Mountains, foundations built on trust, no grace and no monuments. We return to dust.” | Bryony |
The episode balances acerbic wit, emotional vulnerability, and philosophical musings. Humor is laced through even the darkest reflections, capturing the characters’ resilience and inability (or refusal) to lapse into melodrama, despite profound trauma and loss.
If you missed the episode: This chapter finds the Red Valley survivors battered but functional, testing the limits of their recovery—physical, emotional, and existential. Faced with uncertain medical supplies, they must turn inward, relying on each other’s strengths and flaws, as well as a touch of mad science, to survive. Though haunted by the past, the team manages moments of connection, reluctant optimism, and even a little holiday warmth, reminding us: “Let’s flirt with optimism, dabble with hope.” (18:59)