Transcript
A (0:12)
Hello, hello, welcome to another episode of Shorthand, your weekly dose of being more interesting.
B (0:21)
Yes, correct.
A (0:23)
And that is what is going to happen to you today, whether you want it or not. Now, when you look at the stuff that kids are watching these days, some of it is rough. But if you think cocomelon is bad, and it is, the studies show it is, you should see the kids TV that they had in the mid-60s in America. It was a mind numbing mix of insufferably condescending hosts and shameless product placement. With an ad or a jingle slotted in every few seconds, preschool kids were watching on average 27 hours of TV a week. And they all knew the beer and soap jingles better than their nursery rhymes. But then a small group of producers, activists and educators had a brilliant idea. To use the same ad land approach to teach kids how to read. Why not instead of teaching them a song about Budweiser, get them to sing about literacy instead. Or equality or compassion. And what if instead of being sponsored by Tootsie Rolls, whatever they are, they're gross. They sound gross. Each episode was sponsored instead by a letter of the Alphabet.
B (1:33)
We probably don't have to do too much to convince you that Sesame street is the goat. If you don't love the Muppets, I have very grave concerns about you as a person. And I do really, really, really. When I die, not open casket, because I think it's barbaric. But I do want a Muppet version of myself in the casket at my funeral. I'll definitely die long before you. That's on you.
A (1:59)
In the casket.
B (2:00)
Yeah.
A (2:01)
Just to be clear. But then the casket's closed.
B (2:03)
No, I mean, you can see that I'm a Muppet. So it's open casket. It's just not me. It's just Muppet me.
A (2:08)
Well, I see, I see. Okay. I just wanted to be clear.
B (2:11)
I mean, good. Before I don't have a will.
A (2:13)
Stop making this Muppet, Muppet Anna. Does she need to be dressed in anything particular? Is she holding anything? Is she. What's her vibe? Or is it up to me?
B (2:24)
That's up to you, I think.
A (2:25)
