Transcript
Diane (0:01)
Relic radio.
Relic Radio Announcer (0:07)
This is Relic Radio. Sci Fi Old time Radio. Science fiction stories from relicradio.com.
Lights Out Narrator (0:30)
Ionized Yeast presents Lights out, everybody.
Russell Adams (0:42)
It is later than you think.
Lights Out Narrator (0:55)
Lights out brings you stories of the supernatural and the supernormal, dramatizing the fantasies and the mysteries of the unknown. We tell you this frankly. So if you wish to avoid the excitement and tension of these imaginative plays, we urge you calmly but sincerely to turn off your radio now.
Arch Ober (1:22)
My name, Arch Ober. Tonight, a story I enjoyed writing for you because, well, frightening as the thought may be, it could happen.
Russell Adams (1:38)
And furthermore, I might speak frankly, my dear Diane. The basic thing wrong with woman is her nose. Look.
Diane (1:44)
Cut it off, Russell Adams.
Russell Adams (1:46)
Then there's the matter of her ears. Look at them. Well, they're too obvious. Cut them off, too.
Diane (1:51)
No nose, no ears. Fine art critic you turned out to be.
Russell Adams (1:55)
Oh, is this thing odd?
Diane (1:57)
Russ Adams, I hate you. I think it's the best piece of sculpture I've ever done.
Russell Adams (2:01)
Egomaniac.
Diane (2:02)
Will you go away?
Russell Adams (2:04)
Not until I tell my wife how much I adore her. About stopping the artistic endeavors for the night and romancing with the old man.
Diane (2:13)
Any night.
Alien Entity (2:14)
Come on.
Russell Adams (2:15)
Out on the veranda there's a moon.
Diane (2:17)
Spoken as Professor Russell J. Adams, instructor of astronomy at our beloved university.
