David Bloomberg (100:12)
Yes. Well, we discussed several times how Kelly and Lauren managed to break the same rules yet played very, very different games. As you said, Kelly came in absolutely clueless and, you know, had never watched it despite claiming she had. Lauren came in as a supposed super fan who should have known what to do, yet both of them had problems actually taking action. Kelly admitted she didn't even know what a good game is. She just wanted to come in with fresh ideas which she didn't realize weren't fresh at all. They were actually very stale and rotten. And there were good reasons. Nobody did things she tried. I gave her a rating of 1 on a scale of 1 to 10 in our pre preview podcast in predicting how well she would follow these rules, and I was on the mark. We may not be good at winner picks, but apparently I at least got a, you know, absolute worst pick here. She came in with zero understanding of the game and over 70 days later she leaves, still having zero understanding of the game. Because not only did she enter the house with zero knowledge, she was never interested in learning. Instead, she was the embodiment of chaos in the form of an overgrown five year old. Her social game was as bad as her strategic one. And. And she didn't know how to act around people doing bizarre things for no reason. Playing the victim when caught. As she told Ashley at one point, what you see is what you get. I'm a loose cannon. That's how I am. I cause chaos. I do that in my regular life, which I mentioned earlier. I'm sure nobody likes it when she does that in real life any more than players liked it in the house with them or we liked having to watch it. Ashley was spot on in saying, every time I start to feel bad for the girl, she does something to make me despise her. Kelly is not a sweet girl. She's not nice. Between the complete lack of strategic ability and terrible social skills, Kelly should have been out week one. But she kept staying. Not because of any strategic or social ability, but because of two minute carnival games. At one point she said, I'm genuinely not here to win. I'm here to make a name for myself. She made a name for herself, all right. It's just not a name I could say on this podcast because there might be children listening. Lauren, on the other hand, did seem like a sweet young woman. Unfortunately, as she herself said, just being nice doesn't win you Big Brother. Which is something she should have known coming in. But then she also should have known she would have to talk to people and, you know, look them in the eye and not be scared of everything you think might go bump in the night. Yet here we were with her having all of those issues. Plus, of course, the issue of trusting one person, Vince, 100%, despite him repeatedly showing that he didn't deserve it. I mentioned that Lauren told Julie if I went home because I was too trusting or had too much faith in people, I guess that's a better way of going home. And again, I say no. That just means she didn't know how to play. And she should have because it was very clear that Vince was a puppet for Morgan. Despite his claims to the contrary, he clearly did not value her final two the same way she did because he had so many others. Even with Morgan winning out, Lauren had clearly become a threat to Morgan's future ability to control Vince and the game overall. Morgan was going to do everything in her power to get rid of Lauren and keep her top spot in the game. Both Kelly and Lauren had huge holes in their games. Well, Kelly's whole game was a hole, really. But the thing is, both of them should have known better. Kelly purposely came into the game with zero knowledge or understanding. She should have watched the show beforehand. She should have gained some understanding. She had all sorts of excuses, but it comes down to her being her own fault. Lauren did watch the show for many years and considered herself to be a big fan. Yet she didn't understand that you need to lie in Big Brother. You need to talk to people in Big Brother. Maybe she thought those that when she actually got into the house, she'd be able to do those things. I don't know. All I know is she didn't. While Kelly was obviously much, much worse in one night. We said goodbye to two players who couldn't handle some of the most basic Big Brother skills and that is why Kelly and Lauren lost.