Ridiculous History: That Time Japan Absolutely Rinsed Russia, Part Two: The Togo Turn

Release Date: February 13, 2025
Hosts: Ben Bowlin and Noel Brown
Producer: Max Williams
Podcast Network: iHeartRadio

Introduction

In the riveting second installment of "That Time Japan Absolutely Rinsed Russia," hosts Ben Bowlin and Noel Brown delve deeper into the strategic brilliance that led to Japan's decisive victory over Russia during the Russo-Japanese War. This episode, aptly titled "The Togo Turn," unpacks the intricate maneuvers and pivotal moments that defined one of modern history's most significant naval battles.

Background: The Prelude to Conflict

The episode opens with a brief recap of the events leading up to the Battle of Tsushima. Bowlin references the previous discussion on how Japan had already established control over Port Arthur, allowing them to concentrate their efforts on conquering Manchuria. The hosts emphasize the harsh winter of 1905, describing it as "the greatest villain of history" that forced both empires to pause direct confrontations, resulting in a temporary stalemate (00:56).

Notable Quote:

Ben Bowlin (00:56): "The winter of 1905 absolutely sucks for everyone, man."

Rising Tensions and Strategic Maneuvers

As spring arrives, both Russian and Japanese forces prepare to resume hostilities. Bowlin highlights the severe repression by Russian forces in Manchuria, which inadvertently turned local Chinese populations against them, fostering a clandestine alliance with Japanese intelligence (07:08). This internal strife within the Russian army, exacerbated by the 1905 revolution, weakened their resolve and loyalty, setting the stage for Japan's strategic advantage.

Notable Quote:

Ben Bowlin (07:44): "The Chinese population... 'These Russian guys are super harshing my vibe. Maybe the Japanese Empire isn't that bad.'"

The Battle of Tsushima: A Naval Masterclass

The core of the episode focuses on the Battle of Tsushima, where Admiral Heihachiro Togo's exceptional tactics led to Japan's overwhelming victory. Bowlin narrates how Togo anticipated the arrival of the Russian Baltic Fleet and orchestrated a series of maneuvers to outflank and decimate the Russian forces.

Key Moments:

• Dispatch of Cruisers: Togo sends converted cruisers like the Hong Kong Maru and Nippon Maru to patrol strategic locations, effectively setting up maritime alarms analogous to "cans and strings" around a campsite (14:06).
• The Togo Turn: Faced with the approaching Russian fleet, Togo executes the now-legendary Togo Turn—a maneuver initially perceived as reckless but ultimately positioning his fleet to deliver a devastating broadside against the Russians (21:21).

Notable Quote:

Noel Brown (22:24): "It's not really a term that's meant to be taken positively. If I'm not mistaken, this was considered a bit of a brash, borderline dumb maneuver, right?"

Notable Quote:

Ben Bowlin (22:24): "At first it was. Now it's one of those things that's considered like a legendary chess move."

Aftermath: The Treaty of Portsmouth and Public Reaction

Following the decisive victory at Tsushima, Japan leveraged its newfound position to push for peace negotiations. Bowlin explains how Japan, despite its victory, sought to conclude the war swiftly to avoid prolonged conflict and economic strain. The Treaty of Portsmouth, brokered with President Theodore Roosevelt's mediation, officially ended the war on September 5, 1905.

However, the triumph was met with mixed reactions back home. While military victories were celebrated, the Japanese public felt betrayed by the treaty's terms, leading to the infamous Habiyya Riots in Tokyo. The episode underscores how Prime Minister Katsura Taro's cabinet eventually collapsed due to public dissatisfaction, despite the historical perception of the war as a resounding success.

Notable Quote:

Noel Brown (34:36): "Despite this public backlash in Japan... it's ultimately seen through the lens of history as a resounding success."

Propaganda and Humanitarian Gestures

A fascinating aspect discussed is Admiral Togo's humane treatment of the defeated Russian Vice Admiral Zinovi Ruzhestvinsky. Bowlin recounts how Togo personally visited the wounded Russian admiral, offering words of respect and admiration. This gesture not only showcased Togo's magnanimity but also served as effective propaganda, portraying Japan as a compassionate victor on the global stage.

Notable Quote:

Noel Brown (30:08): "Defeat is an accident to the lot of all fighting men... I can only express my admiration for the courage with which your sailors fought..."

Historical Significance and Legacy

The episode concludes by reflecting on the Battle of Tsushima's lasting impact on naval warfare and geopolitical dynamics. Bowlin and Brown emphasize how Japan's victory marked the rise of Japan as a formidable global power and set the precedent for modern naval tactics. The discussion highlights the battle's role in shaping future conflicts and the evolution of military strategies.

Notable Quote:

Noel Brown (25:10): "The Battle of Tsushima is regarded as the greatest naval victory in modern history."

Conclusion

"That Time Japan Absolutely Rinsed Russia, Part Two: The Togo Turn" offers an in-depth exploration of one of history's most remarkable naval battles. Through engaging storytelling and meticulous analysis, Ben Bowlin and Noel Brown illuminate the strategic genius of Admiral Togo and the broader implications of Japan's victory over Russia. This episode not only educates listeners about the complexities of the Russo-Japanese War but also underscores the enduring relevance of historical military strategies in today's world.

Acknowledgements:
Special thanks to Max Williams for his exceptional production, research associate Dr. Z for invaluable insights, and contributors like AJ Bahamas Jacobs for enriching the show's content.

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