Ringer Tailgate — CFB Round 1 LIVE REACTIONS
Date: December 21, 2025
Hosts: Van Lathan, Joel Anderson, Tay Frazier
Theme: Live, unfiltered reactions to the first-ever 12-team College Football Playoff (CFP) round, with deep dives, wild banter, and a celebration of the sport’s unpredictability.
Episode Overview
The crew gathers for a live, loosely-structured but insight-rich tailgate to react to the opening round of the expanded CFP. While Oregon is finishing off a rout of James Madison, Van, Joel, and Tate debate the fate of Group of 5 teams, dissect Alabama’s wild comeback, and break down Miami’s gritty win over Texas A&M. They bounce between sharp football analysis and hilarious, sidetracked banter about credentialed access, holiday décor, and their own personal stories.
Key Topics & Discussion Points
1. CFP Credential Swag & Press Access Banter
- [01:16-07:46]
- Joel brags about his exclusive CFP press sweatshirt, inciting playful jealousy and teasing about favoritism and credential “power.”
- Running joke about whether Joel, the only officially credentialed member, truly wants his co-hosts to join or just enjoys exclusive access.
- Quote: “You came on here, you peacocked... I just wore the sweatshirt that I got here.” (Van, 07:09)
- The segment embodies the “chaos but sharper than a fan forum” tailgate ethos.
2. Group of 5 (G5) Debate: Do Cinderella Stories Belong?
- [07:52–17:32]
- In light of JMU and Tulane getting crushed in round one, the hosts discuss whether G5 teams should be in the playoff.
- Van’s take: The G5 participation is “a commercial for their programs,” but no evidence yet that any are real threats. He’s tired of the complaints:
- Quote: “All the things you thought before today that were true are still true today. Cinderella does not yet have a place in the college football tournament.” (Van, 08:36)
- Joel: It’s good for visibility, but admits, “They’re already kind of in that netherworld ... those schools are already in that position.” (Joel, 15:40)
- Discussion of creating a “middle class” division or G5-only playoff, but concern it feels dismissive or unnecessary since FCS playoffs already separate tiers.
- Closing thought: G5 in the playoff is about exposure, not true championship contention.
3. Alabama–Oklahoma: Wild Comeback & Internet Meltdown
- [17:32–35:24]
- Deep dive into Alabama’s 27-point unanswered comeback after trailing Oklahoma 17-0.
- The media and fans were quick to declare “the Bama era over,” only to later backtrack—a recurring “crow eating” motif.
- Quote: “I saw people eat crow on the game, but I also watched them eat crow emotionally. They ate emotional crow because they wanted Bama gone ... and they’re not quite off the block yet.” (Van, 20:18)
- Joel questions Oklahoma’s playcalling, especially the overreliance on QB John Mateer, “He's not a great athlete. They kept spamming him running him 15 to 20 times a game—just not effective.” (Joel, 20:40)
- Revisiting experts’ tweets—host Tate reads real-time, premature hot takes that the hosts roast for being reckless but “how the Internet works.”
- Quote: “Do your bold. When you have to eat crow, it is not nearly as bad to eat the crow as it is good.” (Van, 23:11)
- Alabama’s resilience explained as program DNA: “You got to kill them. They expect to win.” (Van, 28:18)
- Debunking the “underdog Alabama” narrative: “You can’t be a Cinderella if you got the nice house, if everybody’s kissing your ass. It’s impossible for Alabama to be a Cinderella.” (Van, 35:24)
4. Miami vs. Texas A&M: Physicality, Defense, & Redemptive Moments
- [40:23–66:10]
- Slow, violent defensive struggle—Miami’s physicality vs. A&M’s vaunted SEC pedigree.
- Joel’s passionate ACC defense: “I hope people give the ACC their props for going into the SEC and beating up ... that team that was number one.” (43:29)
- Van and Joel admire Miami’s D-line, especially Reuben Bain, and how the Canes wore down A&M at the point of attack.
- Sobering conversation about attrition and injuries with playoff expansion:
- Quote: “This game was terrifyingly violent ... Miami lost two defensive backs on the same drive to head injuries.” (Joel, 48:25)
- Redemption arc: Malachi Tony fumbles, is comforted by RB Mark Fletcher, later returns for a game-winning touchdown (“That’s the kind of guy you want... gets players back into it.” – Van, 67:43)
- Debate over whether Tony should've taken a knee at the end to set up a closer FG due to Miami’s unreliable kicking, versus punching in the TD.
- Key Miami defensive stat:
- Keonte Scott: 2 sacks, Reuben Bain: 3 sacks, Akeem Mesidor: 1.5 sacks.
- “They were causing hell for whoever else they play next.” (Joel, 50:39)
5. Ole Miss, Tulane/JMU Blowouts, and Broader Playoff Implications
- [75:30–79:57]
- Acknowledgement that G5 teams like Tulane and JMU “just don’t have what it takes to be competitive” against top P5/SEC foes.
- Ole Miss gets its first historic CFP win without Lane Kiffin—a competent, businesslike performance, but hard to judge much from a mismatch.
6. Authentic Tailgate Vibes: Banter, Anecdotes, and Holiday Cheer
- Ongoing threads about credential “power rankings,” dodgeball/childhood sports prowess, and Joel’s TCU running back days.
- The crew, especially Van and Joel, riffs on holiday traditions and the “two Christmas tree” households.
- Quote: “This is the type of place Santa wants to end up.” (Van, 68:37)
- Closing sidebars on group economics in Kwanzaa, stocking stuffers, and household décor.
- Frequent joking about “chat compromise” (hosts being distracted by live YouTube chat).
Most Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)
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Van on G5 futility:
“Cinderella does not yet have a place in the college football tournament ... let these teams come in, take their lumps, and we move on when real football begins.” (08:36–09:37) -
Emotional reaction to Bama’s comeback:
“They ate emotional crow because they wanted Bama gone ... they want them off the block.” (20:18) -
Alabama’s resilience:
“Alabama is still a program that expects to win ... you got to kill them. They expect to win. They’re not going anywhere.” (28:18) -
On ‘Cinderella’ narrative:
“You can’t be a Cinderella if you got the nice house ... it’s impossible for Alabama to be a Cinderella. They are the standard bearers of college football.” (35:24) -
Joel on ACC pride:
“I hope people give the ACC their props for going into the SEC and beating up ... that team that was number one.” (43:29) -
Analysis of Miami-A&M:
“This game was terrifyingly violent ... so many people got hurt. It's more chance that things will go wrong for a team.” (48:25) -
Malachi Tony’s redemption moment:
“Fletcher going over to him was an OG moment ... we need you right here on this drive. And of course he came through.” (57:32–58:47) -
Van on the importance of a great playoff:
“It would be really awesome if there was fantastic football with compelling matchups ... remind us it’s actually all about the football.” (95:57)
Timestamps for Key Segments
- [01:16–07:46] – CFP credentials & media swag debate
- [07:52–17:32] – Group of 5 playoff place, “Cinderella” discussion
- [17:32–35:24] – Alabama-Oklahoma, Twitter overreactions, and emotional fallout
- [40:23–66:10] – Miami-Texas A&M analyzed: defense, physicality, fumbles, redemption
- [75:30–79:57] – Blowouts: Tulane/JMU, Ole Miss’s playoff victory, meaning for G5
- [68:04–74:38] – Holiday two-tree sidebar & stocking stuffer discussion
- [92:16–96:35] – Closing reflections on college football’s business vs. on-field product
Tone & Style
True to Ringer Tailgate’s brand: fast, loose, and fun. Serious analysis of games and trends is sharply interwoven with inside jokes, candid personal stories, and good-natured roasting—giving listeners both substance and the authentic “hanging at the tailgate” feeling.
Takeaways for Non-Listeners
- The CFP’s first round underscored the gap between elite and G5 teams, fueling debates about access, visibility, and whether the “Cinderella” dream is real or useful.
- Alabama’s comeback showed they remain college football’s standard, no matter how much the sport craves new blood or underdog stories.
- Miami’s gutty win over Texas A&M highlighted how physical attrition will reshape future playoffs, and featured compelling player redemption drama.
- Through it all, the hosts argue for “getting back to the football itself”—reminding fans that, underneath all the business and discourse, the on-field battles still matter most.
Memorable closing thought:
“It would be really awesome if there was fantastic football... remind us it’s actually all about the football. The reason why we have the show, the sport, all of that stuff—it’s about what the guys are doing on the field.”
(Van Lathan, 95:57)
