Ringer Tailgate – Episode Summary
The Firing of Brian Kelly and LSU’s Future
Date: October 29, 2025
Hosts: Van Lathan, Joel Anderson, Tate Frazier
Episode Overview
This episode of Ringer Tailgate dives deep into LSU's shocking decision to fire head football coach Brian Kelly. The hosts dissect the layers behind Kelly’s dismissal, analyze the current and future culture of LSU football, debate the next coaching hire, and reflect on the perils and peculiarities of modern college football leadership. Expect a blend of sharp analysis, brutally honest fan perspectives, and classic panel banter with plenty of SEC flavor.
Key Discussion Points and Insights
1. Opening Reactions: Brian Kelly is Out
- The hosts immediately react to the firing:
- Van Lathan is unreservedly celebratory, attributing the moment in part to “hoodoo, not voodoo” (00:44), a nod to the Louisiana cultural underpinnings and his mother’s folk practices:
“Hoodoo is root work and energy manipulation, and that is what we do... Things have to get worse before they get better. But we are on the path.” – Van Lathan (00:49)
- Joel Anderson comes dressed as an LSU Tiger, leaning into the Halloween spirit and his lifelong fandom (01:21).
- The conversation is instantly light—full of inside jokes and Louisiana lore—setting the show’s signature tone.
- Van Lathan is unreservedly celebratory, attributing the moment in part to “hoodoo, not voodoo” (00:44), a nod to the Louisiana cultural underpinnings and his mother’s folk practices:
2. The Emotional Fallout and LSU’s Culture
- Van delivers a powerful metaphor comparing LSU’s loss to a Game of Thrones-style defeat:
“Losing a game is one thing, but having your culture conquered is a completely different thing... They hung the banner of the Flayed man over Winterfell… That's what happened on Saturday night... The next LSU coach is going to have to rehang the banners back over Tiger Stadium.” – Van Lathan (03:53-06:09)
- LSU’s identity is tied to football in a unique way:
“It's one of the only unifying things that we have in our state. So when that falls, the person that's in charge of it is going to fall, too. And that's what happened to Brian Kelly.” – Van Lathan (07:31)
3. Why Did Kelly Fail?
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Joel explores the personal and systemic issues surrounding Kelly:
- Stories of Kelly’s interpersonal failings and notorious insensitivity (e.g., not reaching out to player families, infamous snow-shoveling incident with then-grad assistants Robert Salah and Matt LaFleur).
- Kelly’s background littered with red flags—compare to other controversial coaching figures.
“I didn't realize people disliked Brian Kelly this much... If he just won a few more games, man… a lot of this stuff just doesn't come up.” – Joel Anderson (08:10-11:56)
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Van: Kelly was never truly “in” at LSU, neither embracing nor being embraced by the local culture. His lack of sweat equity, questionable hires and firings (legendary strength coach Tommy Moffett, Mike Denbrock), and a transactional relationship with players sealed his fate:
“Brian Kelly did not put as much into us as we did in him… There was a glitch in the translation between what the head coach was doing and who the players felt like they were playing for.” – Van Lathan (15:09, 18:56)
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Player reaction is telling: Multiple former and current players celebrated online after the firing, a rarity even compared to past coach dismissals.
4. What Was the Final Straw?
- Missteps started early: the infamous “family” accent at the basketball game, awkward recruiting videos, and alienating foundational staff.
- The “point of no return” came with mounting losses, disconnect from players, and amplified scrutiny in a make-or-break season.
“So many LSU players…have taken this opportunity to dance on the grave of their former head coach.” – Van Lathan (18:49)
“If he had lost the game and it was a close game… Is it possible that Brian Kelly would still be the coach of LSU? Yeah, it is. But… still be a conversation being had.” – Van Lathan (21:22)
5. The Firing’s Symbolism and Buyout Details
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Kelly’s ouster was a statewide event—negotiated at the Governor’s Mansion—and his legacy is one of isolation:
“We get the last shot of him at Superior Grill by himself…he had nobody around him. He's the most isolated man in Louisiana.” – Tate Frazier (30:05)
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Massive buyout: $53.8 million, delivered in part via $800K/month for "morality clause" compliance.
6. LSU’s Next Move: Coaching Candidates and Philosophical Direction
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The coaching search is wide open, with fan and institutional expectations sky-high:
- High-profile “names” (Lane Kiffin, Marcus Freeman, Joe Brady, Urban Meyer, even calls for Nick Saban's return).
- Out-of-the-box suggestion: Willie Fritz (Houston). Proven winner in LSU’s footprint, but a long shot (41:28-44:21).
- Ed Orgeron (Coach O) makes a cameo as a potential “comeback” story.
- Emphasis: Forget “winning the press conference”—hire based on fit, toughness, and cultural resonance.
“Grind your tape. Look at how these teams responded when they were down… Which coach has a team that goes and gets that… plays with blood, soil, passion. That's what I'm talking about.” – Van Lathan (37:24-41:28)
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The “most entertaining” but least likely outcome would be Nick Saban’s return:
“If Nick Saban came back to coach LSU, the birth rate in Baton Rouge would go down because everybody would bust a nut collectively at the same time.” – Van Lathan (47:00)
7. Wild Banter and College Football Coaching Culture
- SEC coaches group chat: speculation on who kicks fired coaches (like Kelly) out, and group chat admin drama (34:16-36:46).
- Overreaction of the week: Coach Prime compares fast coaching turnovers and buyouts to “BBL culture” (Brazilian butt lifts):
“Everyone wants the quick fix. You can get a BBL, you can come in here flat as I don’t know what and leave thick as a snicker.” – Coach Prime (played at 55:24)
- Lively exchange on whether four years is enough time for a coach—Van argues yes, and lampoons Deion Sanders’ pop culture fluency (57:35-60:10).
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
“Losing a game is one thing, but having your culture conquered is a completely different thing… The next LSU coach is going to have to rehang the banners back over Tiger Stadium.”
– Van Lathan (03:53-06:09)
“I just wonder how different all of this would have been, man… Would Brian Kelly have survived?”
– Joel Anderson (19:52-21:07)
“What matters to me is what happens on the field. But there were two things that I saw… I looked at that and I’m like, that’s odd… he didn’t give a fuck that he [Brian Kelly] was there.”
– Van Lathan, on Kelly’s lack of player bond (27:58-28:34)
“Every time somebody do a Griddy, you own LSU dick… all of that, that's LSU and that's the culture that we're talking about.”
– Van Lathan (06:38)
“The most entertaining outcome? Nick Saban. That's by far the most entertaining outcome... if Nick Saban came back… everybody would bust a nut collectively at the same time.”
– Van Lathan (46:56-47:40)
“Joking about Coach O... If Coach O has learned... that's a guy the players play hard for. That's a guy that can recruit his ass off... What he didn't have was focus. If getting kicked in his ass returns that focus, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.”
– Van Lathan on a possible Orgeron return (50:01-52:25)
Timestamped Highlights
- [03:53] Van’s Game of Thrones analogy—how culture was “conquered” at Tiger Stadium.
- [11:56] Van on accepting “asshole” behavior in coaches when winning, and Kelly’s failures both culturally and competitively.
- [15:09-18:49] Analysis of Kelly’s staff changes, disastrous hires, alienation of key program veterans.
- [27:58] Will Campbell’s NFL draft moment: revealing player-coach disconnect with Kelly.
- [30:05] The “Superior Grill” anecdote as Kelly’s isolating end.
- [36:51-41:28] Van’s “not a dealer thing, it’s a dope thing” speech, outlining how LSU should choose its next coach.
- [47:00] Van’s classic Saban punchline about what would happen in Baton Rouge if Nick Saban returns.
- [55:24] Coach Prime’s viral BBL analogy on instantaneous coaching hires and fires.
- [62:24] Pause of the week: Kirby Smart’s unexpectedly suggestive quote.
Tone & Banter
The episode is uproariously candid, full of local flavor (Louisiana, SEC, cultural identity), and brimming with irreverence, especially in its critique of coaching personalities and the absurdities of modern college football. The panel's LSU passion is woven throughout, mixing dark humor, raw fandom, and sharp critique.
Other Fun Segments
- SEC Group Chat (34:16-36:46): Who manages it, who gets kicked out, and how it goes down.
- Start, Bench, Cut (63:36-67:20): Forced to choose between recently fired coaches: James Franklin, Billy Napier, and Brian Kelly.
- Previewing the Week in College Football: Framing the coming slate as “the Joel Anderson player haters ball” weekend for spoilers and upsets. (70:14-74:10)
- North Carolina Tar Heels Mascot/Racial History Tangent (90:25-95:31): An extended, wildly comic discussion about mascot origins and problematic traditions.
For Those Who Haven’t Listened
You’ll come away from this episode understanding why Brian Kelly didn’t last at LSU (on-field underperformance, culture clash, lack of connection), what the LSU job means to the state and its fanbase, and why LSU’s coaching search is both the most coveted—and most chaotic—in the sport. The hosts’ humor, storytelling, and deep football insight make the stakes and emotions palpable, while also poking fun at the quirks, scandals, and wild energy of college football 2025.
This episode is a must-listen for:
- LSU fans in need of catharsis or validation for the Kelly firing
- SEC diehards addicted to coaching drama
- Anyone interested in the cultural history of modern college football and its excesses
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