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Royal Riot
Hosted by Hayden, Stockton, Eldy, Mattey, Jimmy, Maggie, Sean, Brooke · EN
Are you a fan of Real Salt Lake or the Utah Royals? Come listen to Royal Riot for all your news and updates for the teams!
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URFC: 1st Win of '26 Is Wicked Pissah in Foxborough
Apr 200:41:39Tap to summarizeThe Utah Royals FC 'take a Boston left' on the season and get their first win of 2026 against expansion side Boston Legacy FC. It was a wicked pissah! Yes suh!The episode opens with a Utah Royals Deep Dive Trivia game as Brooke and Stockton attempt to show how 'smaht' they are.Utah is back at home Friday, April 3rd at 7PM to play da...Chicago Stars.Also, if you haven't, join the Throne supporters group.We love you!
Transcribe →RSL: Mattey, we love you!
Mar 3100:58:14Tap to summarizeIn this episode, we gear up for a massive home clash as Sporting Kansas City visits America First Field this Saturday, April 4. Fresh off the international break, RSL is looking to extend a four-game unbeaten streak against a rival they’ve historically stifled in Sandy. We’ll break down the latest news from the past week, including the injury report featuring updates on stars like Emeka Eneli and DeAndre Yedlin, and discuss how the squad plans to maintain its "next man up" mentality. Most importantly, we pay tribute to Royal Riot legend as we celebrate "Mattey’s Farewell," reflecting and looking forward on his impact on sports reporting in SLC.
Transcribe →URFC: Surf'n the Cherry Blossoms While Sippin' on Dunkin'
Mar 2700:45:00Tap to summarizeJoin the Royals Crew as they talk about the Utah Royals FC packed week, covering:The Sunday home opener in Sandy, UT against the San Diego WaveThe Wednesday tie in Washington, DC against the Spirit, and...A preview of the upcoming match Saturday morning (10AM MT) at Gillette Stadium in Foxborough, MA against the Boston Legacy FCThe Royals are getting closer to full squad availability. We saw the return of Mina Tanaka and Miyabi Moriya on Wednesday. Tatumn Milazzo's red car suspension was fulfilled Wednesday. Who else will be fit for fight Saturday and the coming weeks?! Be sure to watch Saturday on ESPN!
Transcribe →RSL: Staying Classy in San Diego
Mar 2401:16:30Tap to summarizeIn this episode, we break down RSL’s gritty 2-2 draw in San Diego, where an 85th-minute tap-in from Victor Olatunji secured a vital road point and extended the unbeaten streak to four games. We highlight Sergi Solans’ clinical headed opener, Juan Manuel Sanabria’s second assist in as many games, and the tactical second-half spark provided by Diego Luna. Despite a frantic counter-attack goal from Anders Dreyer, RSL’s depth proved decisive once again, marking the second straight week a substitute has come off the bench to rescue a result. We wrap up with a look toward the international break and our upcoming home clash against rivals Sporting KC.
Transcribe →URFC: Hungry for some homecookin' on Sunday
Mar 2000:48:12Tap to summarizeFor the first half of the pod, the full Royals crew is joined by Peggy from The Throne -- URFC's only supporters group.If you're not a member, consider joining and taking advantage of the awesome Throne membership perks! Get the deets on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/throne.urfc/We'll see you this Sunday at the RioT for the home opener against San Diego! 5PM kickoff.
Transcribe →#RSL Claret owns Verde
Mar 1701:04:30Tap to summarizeThe episode begins with a recap of the exciting 2-1 win over Austin and a discussion about the upcoming matchup with league leader San Diego. The analysis of RSL's performance and lineup is discussed, followed by a controversial goal and offside call. The impact of Diego Luna's entry and performance is highlighted, along with the crowd's reaction to his presence on the field. The conversation covers the exciting win for RSL, Stein's impressive performance and goal, and the potential impact of ownership on RSL's success. It also includes a detailed analysis of Stein's debut and impact, Justin Glad's performance and goal, and LD's analysis of Stein's goal and performance. Additionally, the discussion of the San Diego matchup and predictions, Monarchs vs. LAFC recap, and an announcement of a giveaway with Brothers for Life are highlighted.TakeawaysExciting 2-1 win over AustinDiscussion about the upcoming matchup with league leader San Diego Exciting Win for RSLImpressive Performance by SteinPotential Impact of Ownership on RSL's SuccessChapters00:00 Introduction and Match Recap06:02 Controversial Goal and Offside Call11:02 Impact of Diego Luna's Entry and Performance35:19 Stein's Debut and Impact40:41 LD's Analysis of Stein's Goal and Performance46:10 Three Stars and Game Recap53:44 Discussion of San Diego Matchup and Predictions01:04:07 Monarchs vs. LAFC Recap and Upcoming Events
Transcribe →RSL: Great Game in Georgia
Mar 1001:01:12Tap to summarizeIn this episode, we celebrate a wild 3-2 road win in Atlanta fueled by goals from Solans, Hezarkhani, and Gozo, though the victory is tempered by the news that Ari Piol is out for the season. We debate whether the front office must find a striker replacement now or wait until summer, while also questioning if Atlanta’s $22 million man, Emmanuel Latte Lath, is the biggest bust in MLS history. After a dominant 5-goal "Monarchs Moment" recap and a look at the upcoming Leagues Cup gauntlet, we wrap things up with a blunt preview of the Austin FC clash—predicting a satisfying RSL win and a Sanabria "thundercunt" goal against a team we truly love to hate.
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RSL: Home, Sweet Home!
Mar 301:15:36Tap to summarizeThere is nothing quite like Opening Night at America First Field. After a frustrating, narrow loss in Vancouver, Real Salt Lake returned to Sandy and proved that the future of this club is happening right now. In this episode, we break down a 2-1 victory over the Seattle Sounders that was defined by Academy excellence and a high-profile debut.
Transcribe →URFC: It's Silly Season (Bonus Episode)
Nov 2000:28:26Tap to summarizeSurprise! We're dropping our 2025 greatest hits with a bonus episode full of silly moments from the URFC squad. It's a lighthearted recap of all the chaos that made this year unforgettable. Turn this on for some laughs and good vibes with Royal Riot. We'll see you in 2026! ❤️
Transcribe →URFC: 2025 Royal Roundup
Nov 1000:58:40Tap to summarizeThe URFC crew wraps up the final episode of the 2025 season! The Royals finish 12th but end on a high note with a 1–0 win over the Spirit. We celebrate Paige Monaghan's goal, Mandy's clean sheet, and farewell appearances from Imani Dorsey and Claudia Zornoza. We chat about the final match, new front office moves, and the playoff bracket (forgive us for dropping this after the quarterfinals!). Join us in voting for team awards and celebrating this group of the Utah Royals one last time. COYR!
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