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Josh Holmes (0:00)
Because unfortunately for Senate Democrats, Chuck Schumer, their leader, can't hear when somebody on CNN asks him a question. And so Democrat leadership is presented on msnbc and AOC is clearly their leader.
Michael Duncan (0:13)
Here we are.
John Ashbrook (0:14)
We're here. And the reason why we are isn't because AOC is secretly orchestrating this thing or all of that sort of stuff. The reality is we're here because Chuck Schumer is a pussy.
Comfortably Smug (0:23)
Like, as soon as she said AOC is directing this bro, Nancy Pelosi, it was like if a broker called and said, you're down today, she's like, that's not like she's, she's like shaking.
John Ashbrook (0:37)
Our nation is standing up for American workers, restoring the pride of making products here at home. That's what we do every day.
Host/Moderator (0:45)
We're America's beverage companies, making American products with American workers in America's hometowns, delivering.
John Ashbrook (0:53)
Brands that have been enjoyed for generations.
Host/Moderator (0:55)
Creating good paying jobs, the kind that require only a strong work ethic.
John Ashbrook (1:01)
Because we believe in the promise of America and the people who make it great.
Josh Holmes (1:09)
Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please.
Comfortably Smug (1:13)
Keep the fate, hold the line and own the lids.
Josh Holmes (1:16)
It's time for our main event.
Host/Moderator (1:23)
Good Thursday to you. Welcome back to the Ruthless Variety Program. My name is Josh Holmes, along with comfortably smug Michael Duncan and John Ashbrook. Left right across your radio dial. As always, you may have noticed that the government is shut down to no discernible effect whatsoever. Maybe you can't go to a national park. I'm getting.
Josh Holmes (1:44)
It's unclear.
Host/Moderator (1:45)
Yeah, I mean, D.C. doesn't seem different.
Josh Holmes (1:48)
