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John Ashbrook
Colbert's essentially lying, being like, well, the Trump administration has shut us down.
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Michael Duncan
This is not the Trump administration banning James Talarico. This is the late night deciding they don't want to give Jasmine Crockett equal time.
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Josh Holmes
And of course, most of this was set up by the establishment Democrats attempting to get a little bit of exposure for a candidate that's otherwise as boring as Wonder Bread.
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John Ashbrook
All this is lies. He's just straight lying to his audience.
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Michael Duncan
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Smug
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Coach Derek Dooley
Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please.
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John Ashbrook
Keep the fate, hold the line and own the lids.
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Smug
It's time for.
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Coach Derek Dooley
Good Thursday to you.
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Josh Holmes
Welcome back to the Ruthless Variety Program. I'm Josh Holmes along with comfortably smug Michael Duncan and John Ashbrook, left to right across your radio dial. It's weird. There's all kinds of strange stuff happening in the world right now, but we need to examine some components of it because it's confusing. But that's why you listen to us. We're gonna break some of this stuff down. It's primary season.
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Smug
Yes.
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Josh Holmes
Which if you're like a regular political person, you follow the news and you are interested in elections and you have a point of view, you're waiting until summer and fall of next year to get super engaged in all this. For people who do this for a living, this is like six to midnight territory.
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John Ashbrook
Yeah. That's the thing is it's hap. So especially for folks who've worked in politics, there's nothing more stressful, but in my opinion, more thrilling than a primary. I mean, that is because it's one thing when you're fighting against the Dems, it's like, oh, of course we all hate them. But a primary is a whole different ball game where it's like you're actually seeing the knives out and you're seeing who's actually good on their feet and who's out there to stab people. I love it.
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Josh Holmes
I love primary because on both the left and the right, the differences are often infinitesimal in terms of what it is that they plan to do. So it's stylistic, it's presentation, it's relative youth and vigor. It's all these things that are all jammed to the forefront and nobody's paying attention, so they gotta scream super loud.
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John Ashbrook
And also Republican primaries are a lot more honest than Democrats. Who'll be like, in South Carolina, we decided we're just gonna rig it, folks, and it's Joe Biden and we cut deals. With what?
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Smug
Well, I think that's what makes this primary season so special is that all of a sudden you see the Dem Civil War playing out in Technicolor in a way that we haven't in a very long time. Because to your point, the media always just wants to cover the Republican infighting. They want to brush the Democrat disagreements under the rug. But now we get to see it on full display. And you know, Democrats have knives too. They hate each other too.
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John Ashbrook
And as we're going to talk about Democrats and the media will even try to use the media to hide and say it's Republicans to blame when it's actually infighting.
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Josh Holmes
Exactly. So we've got a hell of an episode. We're gonna start with that in a second. Just let you know, Coach Dooley is one of the candidates in Georgia for a very important Senate seat that is up this cycle, is gonna be joining us here at the end of the program. Let's start on the Democratic side because I think what we've seen to the point that you guys were just making is, is Democrat infighting in the establishment levers of power that they have used to just basically proclaim Joe Biden as the winner despite never winning any primaries and everybody else dropping out. Like they have these things, they're antiquated in many ways.
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John Ashbrook
They still have their cigar filled back rooms.
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Josh Holmes
Yeah. And they always, and I mean always run right through an establishment media, a compliant group of stenographers, actors who are gonna carry out the message on behalf of the Democratic Party. So you'll recall, I mean we interviewed Cornyn, we're gonna have Hunt and Paxton on in the Texas Republican side of the Texas Senate seat primary. On the Democratic side they've got something just as ugly. Where jazzy jazz Jasmine Crockett captured the hearts and minds of the progressive left. A media darling in many ways. You can see her any night on CNN or msnbc. Has run up against this guy James Talrico Pastor, only fans is, is what we've, we've called him and the establishment Democrat Party, not surprisingly wants the white guy. Yep.
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John Ashbrook
That's the thing is again folks, there's a lot of oppo out there on James that the Dems don't want you to know about and they're trying to cover the whole story with this like made up thing of like, oh, you know, he's a guy who just likes chicks or whatever. But this is an example of them trying to straight up just cut Jasmine Crockett out in terms of following the law on equal time.
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Josh Holmes
Yeah. Well, and they have this reoccurring thing was a beto thing for a while where they like, they dream of Texas and they always try to find a younger dude who basically can either lie his way into the mainstream of the Democratic party, but they know they're going to have to buy hook or by crook because Texas is not a Democrat state. By hook or by crook, they're going to have to field some kind of a candidate who can compete in a general election. And this is just the guy. This is a guy who will say absolutely anything to get a little further down the road. So how do they go about doing that? It's an interesting case study that we've seen play out over the last couple of weeks. You recall the big consternation between The Trump administration's fcc, with Brendan Karr, good friend of the program, telling late night television show hosts Jimmy Kimmel, Colbert, those are the two primary offenders, the View would be another, that are on broadcast television. The FCC has a regulatory responsibility to ensure that that doesn't become campaign television. There is a distinction between cable television of which they have actually no oversight on the content side, and broadcasts which utilize American broadcast airwaves. They have a responsibility at that point to monitor content to ensure that they are not putting thumbs down. And they have something called equal time.
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John Ashbrook
Yep.
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Josh Holmes
Equal time as it has been presented to the general electorate is an argument against Brendan Carr enforcing longstanding principles that were previously just observed. They weren't. You didn't have to enforce these sort of things because people were thoughtful about what kind of content that you put out. If you were talking about David Letterman or Jay Leno or Johnny Carson, you certainly weren't going to have a primary candidate, state legislator without any national import whatsoever on a show that's a spot that's reserved for like the President of the United States. Because why else would you be talking about politics.
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Smug
Exactly.
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Josh Holmes
On late night television, comedy, end of the day type release. Well, they've perverted all of that. You've seen Colbert and Kimmel and the View and places like that on broadcast television. Take it to a point where they're basically just running establishment Democratic campaigns and they're bringing in people that no one could care about at all to try to give them a little bit of exposure or try to give them an ability to fundraise primarily to get a little more money in those coffers. So what happens is all of a sudden the Colbert show announces James Talrico, which is a hilarious prospect. This is a dude who has not a lick of influence on anything that it is that you do on a day to day basis. Not funny. He's not particularly interesting. He's a state legislator in Texas. Like think of a lineup of people who have more import to the viewership of CBS's late night television. The James Howard, you could probably go through 100 million Americans before you landed.
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Michael Duncan
On the same senator from Texas.
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Smug
Right, Right.
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Josh Holmes
But because the Democratic establishment, Chuck Schumer, has decided that in order for us to actually push the sun back in the sky and be competitive in a midterm election where our map doesn't look good, we gotta make sure the Republicans spend an awful lot in Texas, even if we don't win. So therefore, now James Talrico, and I'm sure you've heard his name because they push it out everywhere as if this is a thing is a guest on the Colbert show. Well, he runs into the same problem that Brendan Carr has been talking about. Now, typically, the way it's been framed to the American people is that this is a partisan divide. All that Brendan Carr and Donald Trump want to do is to ensure that Republicans have the same share of voice as Democrats. Well, that's not what the rule is. And to their great credit, they enforce it no matter what. It has nothing to do with partisanship. If you're running in an election and you put somebody on a television set, you have an obligation in broadcast airwaves to air their opponent, whomever they might be, in that party's primary. In which case was Jasmine Crockett. They don't want her. She's on TV almost for a living. And to be honest with you, quite entertaining. As most of you listen to our program have found out. We play jazzy clips almost every week. Very funny. The Epstein one was the funniest. Jeff Epstein accusing somebody of the Jeff Epstein thing, being like, he was a dentist in New Jersey. And somebody's like, yeah, I met any Epstein.
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Smug
Right.
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Josh Holmes
Anyway, so this whole thing goes down and we want to do a little table setting on this case study here on the Variety program, which is they at the Late Night at the Late show have said that they've been censored, that the FCC cannot air this.
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John Ashbrook
That's critical thing. That's how they're packaging this.
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Josh Holmes
They cannot air is being. The Trump administration has decided that what it is that they're gonna do with this interview cannot be seen. And so therefore we're gonna have to put it on the Internet.
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Michael Duncan
Yeah, gotta put it on YouTube.
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Josh Holmes
We gotta put it on YouTube in order for people to see it because they're regulating us out of existence. So we thought here at the Variety Program, we're gonna air what Stephen Colbert himself says here on YouTube about the setup of this interview to see if they blow the flag on this. Now, if you're watching on YouTube, tell us what you think is going to work here.
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Michael Duncan
Well, we're going to put up this episode, and we are immediately going to get a copyright claim from CBS on the footage we're about to play you. And they will essentially censor the ruthless Variety program despite the fact this is fair use.
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Josh Holmes
It's fair use. And we're doing commentary on the clip.
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Michael Duncan
Of course, but which is politically protected speech. And I'm sure we will win that complaint on YouTube 100%, but they'll do it.
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Josh Holmes
But if you're watching this at 5am when this thing comes out and you're surprised by the blank spot that you're about to hear, it's because cbs, who claimed that the federal government was attempting to block their commentary, is in fact blocking you hearing their commentary on our show. Right. So there's an irony involved in this. You gotta hear clip one.
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Stephen Colbert
You know who is not one of my guests tonight? That's Texas State Representative James Tallarico. He was supposed to be here, but we were told in no uncertain terms by our network's lawyers who called us directly that we could not have him on the broadcast.
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Michael Duncan
Then.
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Stephen Colbert
Then I was told in some uncertain terms that not only could I not have him on, I could not mention me not having him on. And because my network clearly doesn't want us to talk about this. Let's talk about this. You might have heard of this thing called the Equal Time Rule.
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John Ashbrook
Okay?
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Stephen Colbert
It's an old FCC rule that applies only to radio and broadcast television, not cable or streaming, that says if a show has a candidate on during an election, they have to have all that candidate's opponents on as well. There's long been an exception for this rule, an exception for news interviews and talk show interviews with politicians. On January 21st of this year, a letter was released by FCC chairman and smug bowling pin Brendan Carr. In this letter, Carr said he was thinking about dropping the exception for talk shows because he said some of them were motivated by partisan purposes. Well, sir, you're chairman of the fcc, so fccu.
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Michael Duncan
Well, you got him.
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John Ashbrook
And like that's the, that's the, the comedian now that we have. That's like David Letterman, Jay Leno, and that's like FCCU is like the, like, I think one of Duncan's kids or Holmes kids could come up with a better joke on that. That's like really pathetic to begin with. But the thing is that's important from this takeaway is Colbert's essentially lying being like, well, the Trump administration has shut us down, our lawyers, because they're also trying to kayfabe that like, oh, you know, CBS is having this internal war of the ownership wants to support Trump and they're silencing the resistance. All this is lies. He just straight lined his audience.
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Michael Duncan
The Democrats can fake a foul better than LeBron James, which is incredible. Yeah.
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Josh Holmes
Because he's like a soccer player in Real Madrid. They just trip and fall and there's a foul there somewhere. But this is what they do. And of Course, most of this was set up by the establishment Democrats attempting to get a little bit of exposure for a candidate that's otherwise as boring as Wonder Bread left out for eight days.
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Smug
Fellas, the beauty of this, to get back to what we were saying a few minutes ago, the beauty of this is that the Democrats primary process is now out in the open.
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Josh Holmes
Yeah.
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Smug
Okay, we know one of our favorite skits on Saturday Night Live is the David Pumpkin skit, right? And in this case for Democrats, David Pumpkins as Chuck Schumer and CBS and everybody, like Colbert and others are the guys behind him saying, we're just part of it.
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Josh Holmes
We're part of it.
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Smug
You remember that? Like, they're just part of the bit. This was all swept under the rug cycle after cycle. I remember very distinctly in 2020, there was a woman named Erica Smith, a black woman who was a state senator, who Chuck Schumer ran over for the cause of Cal Cunningham. They wanted the white guy who ultimately was their nominee in North Carolina, kissing Cal. Same thing happened in Kentucky. They wanted AM Amy McGrath as their candidate in the 2020 cycle. So who did they run over? Charles Booker in Montana. They did the exact same thing. They wanted Steve Bullock, the governor, as their candidate. So they ran over this guy named Wilmot Collins. And Democrats have done this time and time again, every single cycle. And this is the first time we're seeing it play out. And I think we're all gonna be better for it.
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Josh Holmes
I'm just carrying the one here and doing a little bit of math. It seems like the black guy is usually the person who takes the heat from the Democratic Party.
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John Ashbrook
That's the thing is they will whenever they have the opportunity. They think it's risky because they want to act like they care about black people. They want to tell all the black people to vote for Democrats. But whenever they have a chance, they're gonna get the black person out of the primary and put forward the white candidate who they think has a better chance.
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Josh Holmes
And they're like, no, we represent the African American community with this wonder bred white man.
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John Ashbrook
And that's the funniest part of this.
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Josh Holmes
I actually talked to a black person before.
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John Ashbrook
This is Chuck Schumer owning Jasmine Crockett. He's essentially decided he thinks she's a bad candidate and he's trying to crush her campaign and make it look like the Trump campaign is trying to stop or that President Trump is stopping Talrico from being hurt.
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Josh Holmes
And the beauty of it is he's playing over this huge controversy that Jimmy Kimmel and Colbert. Remember, Colbert's been fired. He's just simply serving out the remainder of his contract concession that I'm sure CBS regrets deeply at this stage because they put him in a hell of a spot. But he's lost that because they turned it into a campaign show. And of course you can't do that with all of. It's not just the equal time component. I mean there's a lot of components that regulate his show that he've turned it into just a political house organ of the Democratic Party. So how does James tell Rico? Why is it that he does this big foray about how they're not allowed to and Brendan Carr is the guy who has stopped me from allowing you to hear this incredible speaker on behalf of the Democratic Party. Well, I'll tell you why. Graphic 1 Talrico posts a tweet. They first of all promote it like hell online. Oh yeah. And they say the Trump administration is blocking Stephen Colbert's conversation with James Talrico. As if there is anybody with two marbles in their head who would think that that is a newsworthy or an entertaining interview. It's not like that's a guy that honestly should have to work super hard to get like the county ledger. So they created a controversy in which they blamed Brendan Carr and the Trump administration for not allowing it. When in reality it is the same equal time rule that applies in this case to Jasmine Crockett, not any of the Republicans, because that is the race before us. Jasmine Crockett was uncontacted according to her campaign about this whole thing, which is where it became problematic. But Tel Rico creates the problem. Then he shows up and tells the world rental kind of email lists that he's been banned by the Trump administration from appearing on Colbert. He proceeds to raise 2.5 million. This is his own numbers. $2.5 million in 24 hours after. And what his set is after the FCC banned our Colbert interview.
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John Ashbrook
Straight up lie.
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Josh Holmes
The issue was never with the Trump administration. It was with the Jasmine Crockett campaign.
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Smug
But they invoke Trump's name and all of a sudden you have something to fundraise about.
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Michael Duncan
Bingo.
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Josh Holmes
But if you also listen to what Colbert has to say, he says that CBS banned him from doing even the mention which he has courageously decided to.
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Michael Duncan
What a hero.
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Josh Holmes
So but if you look at graphic 1A, CBS has a statement about this. Well, it turns out you change management, they don't go along for all of that. The Late show was not prohibited by CBS from broadcasting the interview with James Talrico. The show was provided legal guidance that the broadcast could trigger the FCC equal time rule for two other candidates, including Jasmine Crockett, and presented options for how the equal time for other candidates could be fulfilled. The late show decided to present the interview through its YouTube channel on air promotion on the broadcast rather than potentially providing equal time options. Again, we're not talking about Republican candidates here, folks. You're talking about other Democrat candidates and they refuse to do it. Why? Chuck Schumer's got a guy.
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Smug
Exactly. And we talk all the time about how the media is full of Democrats. But this takes it to a completely different level. Think of how partisan you would have to be to participate in a game to manipulate the Dem primary based on polling because there's a candidate you're told will do better in a general. Think of how partisan you'd have to be to execute on something.
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Josh Holmes
Well, you have to be in the.
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Smug
Party when you've got. You'd have to be an operative. I mean only an operative thinks that way. Jasmine Crockett is. She's entertaining.
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Michael Duncan
Well, that's what I find most interesting about this.
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Smug
If you're in the ratings, then okay.
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Michael Duncan
Very obviously this is not the Trump administration banning James Talarico. This is the late night deciding they don't want to give Jasmine Crockett equal time. And it reveals, I think the most important thing about these late night shows is they are not actually economic enterprises.
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John Ashbrook
Bingo.
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Michael Duncan
That's aimed to make money because to Ashbrook's point, she's way more entertaining. She'd be great ratings for them in their low ratings that they get.
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John Ashbrook
That's the thing. Is this further, this whole, the joke of this whole thing is it just makes it so much clearer that Colbert is a damn operative because he would, he would get better ratings with Jasmine Crockett. But Chuck Schumer and establishment Democrats think they have a better shot with Talrico. So he's willing to go along with this man.
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Michael Duncan
I also want to put a finer point on this. We sort of alluded to it generally and you mentioned it with like Amy McGrath and what have. But like you listener and viewer, you need to know what a well worn path this is for statewide Democrats in the Trump era.
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Josh Holmes
Yes.
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Michael Duncan
You know, Sarah Gideon, Jamie Harrison, Amy McGrath, Beto O', Rourke, all of these people had well orchestrated rollouts of their campaigns. And an integral part of that was appearances on MSNBC or Colbert show where they say the domain five or six times in order to raise millions and millions of dollars. Right. And so this has been a hand in glove operation of Democratic politics for literally a decade. So for Brendan Carr, just the accus it's the accusation that they are a partisan outfit understates it, like literally understates it. It is a sidecar super PAC for the Democrats that they have operated out of the broadcast airwaves that we all as taxpayers, that we own. And he confirms it immediately.
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Coach Derek Dooley
Right?
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Michael Duncan
Like he reads that excerpt from the letter and his response is fuck you. And it's like, okay, well so then you are that thing.
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Smug
And you know what makes it so ironic is that James Talarico is a local state elected legislator. Okay. I remember specifically in 2020 that I, I was told because I pitched these stories myself, that Erica Smith is not on the same level as Cal Cunningham because she is a local state elected legislator.
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John Ashbrook
Amazing.
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Smug
She is not a statewide person like Cal Smith. There are Cal Cunningham, I'm sorry, therefore she's disqualified. And that was the reason they weren't interested in writing stories about a Dem primary. And now we have the local official on cbs.
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Josh Holmes
So this is the kind of thing that you get.
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Michael Duncan
It's almost like they stand for nothing.
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Josh Holmes
Well, this is the kind of thing that you get from Ruthless. It's not enough. When you're talking about media bias and you're talking about the current state of the corporate media, most of you think about that in terms of the framing and the choice of stories about how everything pushes against Trump. It's all in a negative light. It's 100 to 0 in terms of the framework that you get on the evening news. Some of it is about the story selection, what they choose to cover. It's always the Democrat cause celeb rather than news that actually affects you in any meaningful way. But there's also this soft underbelly that we just discussed, which is an operatives deal where you're actually elevating something that has no import whatsoever to the audience that you serve, doing so in order to create something that doesn't exist. In this case, James Talrico. Nobody knows who the fuck this guy is. He's the most boring son of a bitch I've ever seen in my entire life.
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Smug
They've always been full of shit. They've just gotten away with it.
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Josh Holmes
Like this is not something the Republicans think, you know what I mean? It's just not. It's not the way that we like, you have a good candidate. It kind of doesn't matter beyond that. But it's shocking how Democrats and the liberal Left deal with all fake.
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John Ashbrook
It's all made up just in case.
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Smug
They have to thread the needle on candidates because all of their ideas are worthless. They can't run on their ideas. They never could. They have to thread the needle because nothing they're doing is popular.
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Josh Holmes
So just in case you were wondering, like, dad, does Colbert really know Chuck Schumer? Like, do they interact? Oh, we've got a clip for that, too, Of course. Dancing Colbert, dancing Chuck Schumer, getting along and having a wonderful time. I mean, listen, this is. We're just pulling back the veil of stuff that we've known for a long time. But you ought to know, because this isn't a Trump administration thing. It's about his FCC commissioner actually enforcing regulatory and legal frameworks that have been on the books for generations. And looked at the other way by the Biden, by the Obamas, by all these other people who know that you don't have a Democratic Party without a House organ. That is the mainstream media just is. It just is. That's the way they work. All right, so CBS says they didn't stop Colbert from doing anything, but you will not believe who's siding with Trump and the fcc.
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Michael Duncan
Really?
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Josh Holmes
I think we gave a little bit of a preview on some of that. She's pissed and she's got a lot to say right after this.
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Josh Holmes
Okay, so we covered the fact that the entire Colbert operation was not a Trump administration thing. It was a their unwillingness to air Jasmine Crockett against their preferred candidate, James Talrico. Again, hilarious that we're having the conversation a Democrat's not gonna win Texas. I mean, we're having this. There's a lot of Senate races out there where there are candidates that have some import and some significance as to what it is that you all do on a day to day basis. These are not them. But be that as it may, Jasmine Crockett was asked about all of this.
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Jasmine Crockett
Clip 2 We did receive information suggesting that the federal government did not shut down this segment. We will do an official statement once we get another official statement that we anticipate is going to be coming from Paramount. It is our understanding that closing where either Mr. Hoberry or CBS decided that they just did one here and this was because of a fear that the FCC may say something to them and that there may have been advice to just have me on and then they could clear the issue. It was my understanding that someone somewhere decided we just don't want to do that and instead we're going to just do it this way.
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John Ashbrook
Okay. So she basically said straight up that she was not offered equal time and she was implying that the Colbert move was meant to ensure only Talarico got exposure before voting started. For some reason, she decided to have a press conference in a traffic jam next to the airport.
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Michael Duncan
Yeah, yeah, I was going to say, was that on the tarmac at Reagan?
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Josh Holmes
That was not exactly the acoustics.
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John Ashbrook
You're like, ladies and gentlemen, I found a truck stop next to an airport where construction is currently underway.
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Michael Duncan
It makes you kind of understand why Schumer prefers the other guy.
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Josh Holmes
Yeah, well, not good. Except for the fact that she just very clearly and concisely articulated exactly what it was that the whole issue was cbs. They never were contacted by the fcc. CBS provided guidance to Colbert that they would have to have Jasmine Crockett on. They were like, no, thank you.
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John Ashbrook
Hell no.
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Josh Holmes
No, we're not going to do that. We want to just make sure that we can blow this up. So I'm gonna do a segment that they can use and clip and send to donors to try to make it seem like Donald Trump is stopping me from broadcasting this brave person's voice in order for them to raise money. But I had no intention of ever putting jazzy jazz on or talking to the FCC for that matter. None of it. Anyway, that's the whole thing that went down. But this next clip, she puts a little bit more meat on the bone. Clip 3 they name checked you.
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John Ashbrook
I mean, they said this.
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Josh Holmes
The show has provided legal guidance that the broadcast could trigger the FCC equal time rule for two other candidates, including Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett.
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John Ashbrook
What do you make of that explanation?
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Jasmine Crockett
We actually received a phone call and that was a little bit earlier today. And in that call they explained that they actually told CBS that they could go ahead and move forward with the interview of James Talarico. They just needed to offer me equal time. I did not get a request from the Colbert show to go on. As you know, I've been on Colbert multiple times and frankly, and you know, if we would have gotten an offer, that would have been great. But we're in the middle of early voting, so I'm kind of focused on being in Texas at this moment. And, you know, I don't know what to believe, that's for sure. But I got that phone call as I was out talking to voters.
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Josh Holmes
Did you? There's a few things there, dude.
- [33:28]
John Ashbrook
There's a lot there.
- [33:29]
Josh Holmes
One, they're in the middle of early voting, so they wanted to do this right away to ensure that this had the maximum amount of impact. This is a hatchet job on the election. Two, did you hear her say that she's been a guest on that thing before?
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John Ashbrook
Yep.
- [33:45]
Josh Holmes
How hilarious is that? Talk about an unmasking Jazzy. Jazz, infinitely more newsworthy than James Talrico is still a pretty junior member of Congress out of the majority. I mean, this is not somebody who is a newsworthy person in of herself. It's that she says so many crazy fuck things that it's kind of entertaining. Yeah, right.
- [34:11]
Michael Duncan
It's like, we love you, Jazzy, just not right now. Yeah, because we got to put our thumb on the stick.
- [34:15]
Josh Holmes
They invited her previously. She had shown up previously. For what reason, we have no idea because it's not important of the audience whatsoever. But in this particular case, they were unwilling to do so.
- [34:28]
John Ashbrook
Straight up cut and dry while early voting is underway. They're like, we are not going to let her on the air. They're like, we can only have Tal Rico here. We're going to push Talrico and then Tal Rico is going to come out and be like, look at all the money I raised, like, straight up off this appearance. And they want to cut off any possible competition that he would have straight up. She herself. This is not some, like, conspiracy of the Trump administration. She herself says this. It's insane.
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Josh Holmes
Well, it all leads to our question of the day here on the variety program. Will CBS finally fire Colbert? I mean, they already did, but recall that they were giving him a year to end his contract. I guarantee they regret that.
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John Ashbrook
Yeah, they do.
- [35:12]
Josh Holmes
I'll guarantee they regret that. Will they take him off air? I don't know. I mean, the Jimmy Kimmel thing stirred up such a hornet's nest on the left when they tried to get Rid of that clown that like it became a cause celeb. Maybe they just don't want to deal with it. I don't know. You guys have your thoughts when you like and subscribe to the Ruthless Variety program. We read all of your responses and get back to the very next episode. Make them funny because it's fun time Friday. Will they finally fire Colbert? Coming up next, your comments from last episode where we asked, can AOC actually win the White House? Interesting responses right after this. Okay, we asked you, can AOC actually win the White House? Understanding how you would be dubious of such a thing, but also knowing we live in a wild world. We asked all of you. And to do that, we start with a voice.
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Smug
Okay, first comment from Brian on a plate. Brian writes, great name. AOC could win the Dem nomination. As the fellows pointed out, she has also attempted to wash away the DSA label over the last few years.
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Josh Holmes
Democrat, Socialist.
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Smug
If the map remains the same, I could see her making a play for the blue wall with the squad at her back. Arizona now has a plus 7 Republican registration advantage. Nevada has a Republican governor, and Pennsylvania has picked moderate Democrats, but never a Socialist. If those three states hold, she has no realistic path. Love the show, fellas. I listened on Spotify and jumped over just to comment.
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John Ashbrook
Thank you.
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Josh Holmes
Thank you, Brian. I'm gonna plate her off of it. That's a good comment. Comment 2 Dunks, Runks.
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Michael Duncan
This is from Eric Edwards. Eric writes, I don't believe that AOC could win the White House in the 2028 cycle because the Republican nominee, whether Vance or Rubio, would simply be too strong for her. Her performance at Munich is one that even Ajax couldn't clean. When you are supposed to be talking global security and cannot answer a question about a possible China, Taiwan, US conflict, you're toast. She sounded dumb and unprepared and the DNC cannot ignore that. For all of the talk about the squad with AOC as their captain, they she hasn't done one thing legislatively to point to as a policy win. I believe that even the DNC can see that her greatest political ability is garnering attention for herself. Now, I could be wrong, but I don't think so. Stay ruthless, fellas.
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Josh Holmes
Ah, comment. Great comment, Eric. Appreciate that. All right, Smuggles, what do we got for comment 3?
- [37:48]
John Ashbrook
Comment 3 is from Jim Easton and Jim writes, hey guys, my wife and I listened to you on her account while drinking our morning coffee. You asked if AOC could win and my answer is a big yes. They will run her as a Moderate and unifier, just like Obama and Biden, while showing the Republican candidate as a maga, NRA terrorist. We, the American public being complete idiots, will buy into it. Then she gets in and runs the elite progressive itinerary. The governor election in VA is the latest example. Thanks for helping us get a great start in the morning. That's Jim from Fredericksburg, Virginia. And here's the thing. Jim makes a great point. The span burger situation of her being just like a Trojan horse, running as a moderate Democrat, getting in and going to the left of Bernie as soon as she can, I think is something that the Democrats want as their playbook in the midterms and in the presidential like Jim points out. And I think a lot of Republicans need to wake up to that fact and let their neighbors know there's no such thing as a moderate Democrat.
- [38:45]
Josh Holmes
There is no such thing. We've covered that widely here on the Variety program. Well, it's Thursday and when it's Thursday, it's time for our signature game here on the Variety program. And that's King of the Hill. Believe I'm back into the contestants seat. And you tried to ban him, you tried to cut him short. But he's coming right back at you. The old fat man himself, Steve Schmidt.
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Michael Duncan
You have Steve Schmidt?
- [39:10]
Smug
Yeah.
- [39:10]
Michael Duncan
Is that allowed?
- [39:12]
John Ashbrook
No, but he's, he's breaking the law. We got a crooked judge I think, right?
- [39:15]
Michael Duncan
Oh, we definitely have a crooked judge.
- [39:16]
Coach Derek Dooley
Yeah.
- [39:16]
Michael Duncan
Ashbrook has this all wired up for Holmes like you did last time I played him.
- [39:21]
Josh Holmes
We have a rule, crooked judge, that is strictly observed. The rule is that somebody has to sit out. They can't be play two consecutive weeks.
- [39:29]
John Ashbrook
His Steve Schmidt jersey should be in the rafters. That's the fact. I mean he peeled off like five wins in a row when the law wasn't enforced until I put my foot down. Yeah, now he's back. It's like a menace.
- [39:38]
Michael Duncan
You know, it is gratuitous that you're bringing him back.
- [39:41]
John Ashbrook
It is. It's an insult to the game, the spirit of the game and sportsmanship in general.
- [39:48]
Michael Duncan
It's fine. I've got the reigning champion, Bill Crystal.
- [39:51]
Josh Holmes
Okay.
- [39:52]
Michael Duncan
And Ashe bro. Crooked judge is judge.
- [39:54]
Coach Derek Dooley
Yep.
- [39:54]
Michael Duncan
And so you're. Will you at least enforce some law and order in this call 100?
- [39:58]
John Ashbrook
Happy to.
- [39:59]
Michael Duncan
Okay, let's go ringside.
- [40:03]
Josh Holmes
Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please.
- [40:07]
Smug
It's time for King of the Hill. In the red corner, fighting from Pierro made checkbook and current champion of the.
- [40:19]
Josh Holmes
World, Bill War now War forever. Crystal.
- [40:27]
Smug
And now in the blue corner, seeking a chance to reclaim his crown, the old fat man, Steve Schmidt.
- [40:40]
Josh Holmes
Back in his rightful place right there in the ring.
- [40:44]
Michael Duncan
Okay, defending champion goes first. And I'm going to start with a banger that is exhibit number 13, please. So this is Bill Crystal quote, tweeting Andy Kim, you know, Democratic politician from, from New Jersey. I, I'll summarize what Andy Kim's saying, but basically like, kick ice outta New Jersey.
- [41:05]
Josh Holmes
Sure.
- [41:06]
Michael Duncan
Sort of standard Democrat fair. Not enough for Bill Kristol, former Republican, never Trumper. Bill Kristol decided to get to the left of a senator who's a Democrat from New Jersey. Not enough, he writes. Actually, the first step to fix is to abolish ICE as it currently exists. He has gotten to the left of Democratic politicians. Abolish on ice.
- [41:33]
John Ashbrook
You gotta love never Trump. Conservatives being like, abolish ice. Almost like they believe nothing and just say things for money.
- [41:42]
Michael Duncan
Like, what was a fringe position in progressive politics merely four years ago has now become the standard fare for never Trump Republicans.
- [41:52]
John Ashbrook
It's amazing.
- [41:53]
Michael Duncan
That's insane.
- [41:54]
Josh Holmes
They're trying to get to the left of basically anybody. I mean, it's a wild, a wild thing. All right, so Steve Schmidt, apropos of Almost nothing, exhibit 21, please. Canada is under threat from a vicious cancer MAGA. It has crossed the border. The cancer must be stopped. The American people stand with the free people of Canada. The American people stand against their duly elected president, United States with the people of Canada. That's a wild take. I have not seen that.
- [42:29]
John Ashbrook
I think Ashbrook's also sympathized with the Canadians, which is why he'll give it to this crooked candidate, Steve Schmidt, crooked judge.
- [42:36]
Josh Holmes
I feel like there is a little bit of chirping out of the bailiff that is unwarranted in a solemn court.
- [42:42]
Smug
I do. It's just like the apropos of nothing nature of that Steve Schmidt tweet all of a sudden talking about Canada.
- [42:52]
Josh Holmes
I don't know what we did to Canada, by the way.
- [42:54]
Smug
Out of nowhere. It's insane. But Bill Kristol talking about abolishing ice.
- [43:05]
Michael Duncan
Let's go.
- [43:05]
Smug
You know that I guess the new Weekly Standard is the lib standard. And for that reason, Bill Crystal.
- [43:13]
John Ashbrook
Look at that.
- [43:14]
Josh Holmes
It's an interesting, it's an interesting deal. Now, can I pop that exhibit up one more time that I just did? So you'll notice one of the new things that Steve is doing here is attaching a video of sorts. Now, we have not had a precedent in this particular Courtroom about whether or not videos are allowed. We have said very clearly that you could characterize tweets, that there are retweeting and that kind of thing. We have not had a ruling here. I do have another exhibit. I'm not going to play that one, obviously, but I do have another exhibit in which I think the video is relevant for the full consideration the context. So it's not.
- [43:55]
Michael Duncan
It's not enough that you're bringing into the game. I also want to change the rules.
- [44:00]
Smug
Quiet.
- [44:01]
Josh Holmes
Yeah.
- [44:02]
Michael Duncan
Don't get wrong. Videos.
- [44:03]
John Ashbrook
Insane. Let me watch this Crooked judge a lot.
- [44:05]
Josh Holmes
Thank you.
- [44:06]
Smug
Let me ask. Let me ask about the nature of the video. Is it apparent who created this? Or. Or like, I believe Wolf.
- [44:13]
Josh Holmes
I believe it's created. I think it's safe to say it's created by Steve himself. Yes.
- [44:19]
John Ashbrook
Oh, Wolf knows the provenance of videos now.
- [44:20]
Josh Holmes
Yeah, well, no, I mean, I'm trying to make sure that I accurately characterize the provenance.
- [44:26]
John Ashbrook
Video hearsay.
- [44:27]
Smug
In this case. I'll allow it.
- [44:29]
John Ashbrook
See? Crooked judge.
- [44:30]
Josh Holmes
Okay, so we have a new precedent here. It's always worth celebrating.
- [44:35]
Michael Duncan
Disgusting.
- [44:36]
Josh Holmes
We're moving beyond the traditional bonds of a courtroom to live in everyday 21st century.
- [44:43]
Michael Duncan
It's important. Steve Schmidt doesn't have enough of a leg up in this game.
- [44:46]
John Ashbrook
This is insane.
- [44:46]
Michael Duncan
You gotta give him some juice.
- [44:48]
John Ashbrook
You knew Ashbrook would allow this. He's a crooked judge.
- [44:50]
Josh Holmes
Exhibit 19, please, if you don't mind.
- [44:54]
Smug
Okay.
- [44:55]
Josh Holmes
This is Steve Schmidt saying Donald Trump is a domestic enemy of the US Constitution, an enemy of democratic Europe. Save America. MVM is playing this in Poland. It's extremely important to the free people of Poland that they hear the message from the opposition in the U.S. don't be afraid. Poland. Now, Steve has done a fair amount of work overseas that he doesn't want you to know about, which is probably oh, why it is that he has an idea of what this is playing. But you ought to have a look for yourself now that it's admissible.
- [45:30]
Narrator (Komodo dragons segment)
Poland has seen evil descend upon it before it knows the sound of fascist peaks.
- [45:36]
Coach Derek Dooley
This is insane.
- [45:38]
Josh Holmes
No, you're not grabbing the gravity.
- [45:39]
Narrator (Komodo dragons segment)
Death and tyranny. Poland is under threat and attack from the vicious cancer of America's fascist Trump and his incompetent ambassador Tom Rose. Pope John Paul II told the world, do not be afraid. We're here to tell you this. Do not be afraid of these American fascists. John F. Kennedy said the whole world was indebted to Poles who have been fighting and dying for centuries in the cause of Freedom everywhere. Tom Rose doesn't care about Poland's freedom. Tom Rose embarrasses and shames Americans with his threats and silent treatment. How dare he threaten Europe's bravest people? How dare he, the American people, stand with the people of Poland.
- [46:27]
Michael Duncan
Judge, do you regret your decision?
- [46:29]
John Ashbrook
Yeah.
- [46:29]
Michael Duncan
That dude violating the rule of law.
- [46:31]
John Ashbrook
That's like 20 minutes.
- [46:32]
Josh Holmes
Also, Nazi Germany and also.
- [46:35]
John Ashbrook
I think Duncan should get a chance. It's been 20 minutes. Judge. I think Duncan should be allowed to present something.
- [46:40]
Smug
Make your play.
- [46:42]
Michael Duncan
Okay, let's do exhibit number six, please. There's a graphic in this tweet. No video. I'm not going to break the rules of.
- [46:56]
Josh Holmes
It's allowed. There was a very clear court precedent.
- [47:00]
Michael Duncan
So this is Bill Kristol. He puts, you know, there's. I guess he's quote, tweeting the State Department graphic about being proud of America and our heritage. And he quote, tweets it saying, if you think there's nothing in our heritage or in any nations to be unapologetic about, you're a fool. A dangerous fool.
- [47:21]
John Ashbrook
I'm so over this kind of shit.
- [47:25]
Josh Holmes
A dangerous fool.
- [47:27]
Michael Duncan
A dangerous fool.
- [47:30]
Smug
Crystal. It's deranged, but it is run of the mill. Crystal. Deranged.
- [47:33]
John Ashbrook
Okay.
- [47:34]
Smug
That video.
- [47:35]
John Ashbrook
Could you have guessed that after video where the script.
- [47:38]
Smug
Where the script says he is threatening.
- [47:42]
John Ashbrook
Let's keep this rolling.
- [47:43]
Smug
It's insane. And you, you. I gotta think Steve wrote that script.
- [47:47]
Josh Holmes
I have to think.
- [47:48]
Smug
So for that reason, round two goes to challenger.
- [47:53]
Josh Holmes
Yeah. All right, champ.
- [47:55]
Smug
One to one, what do you got?
- [47:58]
Michael Duncan
Well, I don't have a video.
- [48:00]
John Ashbrook
Yeah, you should have come in this kangaroo court.
- [48:03]
Michael Duncan
Kangaroo court.
- [48:04]
Josh Holmes
Should have came prepared for that.
- [48:07]
Michael Duncan
Exhibit number eight. Yeah. So this is Bill Crystal. I mean, this is cool on so many levels. Obvious point, perhaps worth saying straightforwardly. Come on. In maga world, culture equals S race.
- [48:32]
John Ashbrook
He was like, he didn't realize that equals doesn't need an sarpage free S, it's just an equal.
- [48:38]
Josh Holmes
So wait, is that the.
- [48:40]
Michael Duncan
Yes, yes, yes. Okay, so first of all, like calling your shop, being like, I'm going to say this straightforwardly and then not making it straightforward at all, but in his head, when he types out the equal sign, it's equal.
- [48:55]
John Ashbrook
This is equal.
- [48:56]
Michael Duncan
It's not plural. So he has to add an S. So it's a misuse of the Internet. It's brain dead. And it didn't even accomplish what he tried to accomplish because he's a fucking idiot.
- [49:07]
John Ashbrook
That's really good.
- [49:09]
Josh Holmes
It's pretty good. It's pretty good.
- [49:12]
Michael Duncan
Well, that's not up to you. You're my competitor.
- [49:14]
Josh Holmes
I had.
- [49:14]
Smug
I had.
- [49:15]
Josh Holmes
Well, I mean, judge.
- [49:15]
Michael Duncan
I mean, the commentary.
- [49:17]
John Ashbrook
It is up to him. Because Ash puts him as pop.
- [49:19]
Michael Duncan
That's right.
- [49:20]
Josh Holmes
That's outrageous.
- [49:21]
John Ashbrook
Everyone knows this.
- [49:22]
Josh Holmes
Someday I'll be a crooked judge. When I'm a judge, he's an insult. You're disrupting the integrity. The man's own bailiff is attacking the court.
- [49:32]
Michael Duncan
Thank you.
- [49:33]
Coach Derek Dooley
Smug.
- [49:33]
Josh Holmes
That's outrage. You're both should be in contempt. If I was judging both, I had the courage. Outrageous. All right, exhibit 18. It's also a misuse. May not be a plural type, but little Marco's Munich speech was a shallow, shallow one by a hollow man. Now, for one, that is the most hilarious description of Marco Rubio's speech maybe in history, in that even the fiercest critics of the Trump administration were like, boy, that was pretty good.
- [50:01]
John Ashbrook
Yeah.
- [50:01]
Josh Holmes
I mean, I mean, it's, like, universal, right? Even the, like, Margaret Brennan's of the world were like, yeah, it's pretty good. It's pretty good. So, but this, like, he has to undercut all of that. My favorite part is that he does his graphic thing, and this is a new thing that he's starting.
- [50:17]
Michael Duncan
We covered this multiple times where he quotes himself.
- [50:21]
Josh Holmes
He's quoting himself in his own tweet. He's quoting himself and then attributing it Steve Schmidt and then linking to his substack. That is hilarious.
- [50:33]
Michael Duncan
That sound you're hearing is microwave turning on for that.
- [50:37]
Josh Holmes
Are you kidding me?
- [50:38]
John Ashbrook
Dude?
- [50:39]
Josh Holmes
That was literally out a commentary.
- [50:41]
John Ashbrook
You've done that, like, three times. If you're the five times you played.
- [50:44]
Josh Holmes
Schmidt in a row, you're tweeting out your commentary. That is.
- [50:47]
John Ashbrook
We'll have order in this court.
- [50:48]
Josh Holmes
Passing along order in this commentary and then citing yourself is one of the funnier moves.
- [50:55]
Smug
You have to admit that it's completely.
- [50:56]
Michael Duncan
No equal sign with an S. Can we. Will you put the crystal tweet back up?
- [51:02]
Smug
As offensive as Steve Schmidt's misuse of the Internet was, and his ridiculous take on Marco's speech, there is something that stood out to me about this crystal tweet. And it wasn't the Equals. S race, and it wasn't the, you know, the formulation. It's kind of warmed over crystal. What stood out to me is obvious, perhaps straightforwardly. This is a man who.
- [51:32]
Michael Duncan
That's good ruling.
- [51:33]
Smug
He's a writer for a living.
- [51:35]
Josh Holmes
That's a good ruling.
- [51:36]
Smug
Obvious, perhaps, straightforwardly, what the hell is it? Does he need an editor, I think he does. For that reason.
- [51:44]
John Ashbrook
Straightforwardly.
- [51:45]
Smug
Is so good. For that reason, Bill Crystal, the champion, retains his ground.
- [51:48]
Josh Holmes
Yes.
- [51:49]
Michael Duncan
Let's go.
- [51:50]
Josh Holmes
Are you going to redact and extend your criticism of this court?
- [51:56]
John Ashbrook
Yeah. Can I say that Ashbrook is such a malleable, soft judge, he can get bullied into judgment. It is soft, valuable judge. You can bully the worst.
- [52:05]
Smug
Interesting.
- [52:06]
John Ashbrook
Bullying works.
- [52:07]
Josh Holmes
So by that hypothesis that you've just extended upon this courtroom, what I am to believe is that the bailiff, who is here to basically proceed over the hearings and make sure that there is an equal playing field as instead of decided to do that.
- [52:21]
John Ashbrook
Only when it's me. Only when it's me.
- [52:23]
Michael Duncan
This is our victory.
- [52:24]
John Ashbrook
Smug.
- [52:24]
Michael Duncan
This is our victory. I share this with you.
- [52:26]
John Ashbrook
Only I'm allowed to do this.
- [52:27]
Smug
Wait a minute.
- [52:28]
John Ashbrook
It's like, sometimes you don't need a filibuster. Sometimes you should have a filibuster, sometimes you shouldn't. That's how the rules don't apply to me.
- [52:34]
Smug
Are we saying counsel had an inside guy here?
- [52:37]
Josh Holmes
That's what's happening.
- [52:38]
Michael Duncan
You made the ruling. It was your decision.
- [52:39]
Josh Holmes
This courtroom is a fraud.
- [52:40]
John Ashbrook
You're the judge, so, I mean, it's up to you, bro.
- [52:42]
Smug
There's a room. There's a rumor going around that you had lunch with the bailiff. Yes.
- [52:47]
Michael Duncan
Is that true? Yeah, of course I did. You get lunch every day.
- [52:50]
Josh Holmes
Was there a plot?
- [52:51]
Michael Duncan
We don't have to plot because we're already so.
- [52:54]
John Ashbrook
Dude, bullying Ashbrook doesn't take, like, a lot of force.
- [52:57]
Smug
These guys are the libs in our courtroom. These are the Democrats who expect things to go a certain way every day.
- [53:02]
Josh Holmes
They do.
- [53:03]
Smug
Every single time.
- [53:03]
Josh Holmes
That's exactly right. And they'll try to bully their way into it.
- [53:07]
Michael Duncan
Well, it worked.
- [53:07]
Josh Holmes
It works. It did work. And for that, I'm eternally disturbed by it.
- [53:14]
Smug
You won because Bill Kristol needs an editor, not because.
- [53:16]
John Ashbrook
Any other reason.
- [53:18]
Michael Duncan
What a game.
- [53:19]
Josh Holmes
Just outrageous. All right. You guys want a little variety?
- [53:23]
John Ashbrook
Always.
- [53:25]
Josh Holmes
So we caught this the other day. There's a woman. You know how they, like, everybody's bringing in weird pets into the airport? Like, throwing a service dog thing on it and being like, yeah, I'm allowed to bring this duck. It's a service duck or whatever. We've seen all the crazy stuff. This one, I think, is the Most brazen. Clip 4. Look at the size of that bull mastiff next to that woman.
- [53:47]
Michael Duncan
Well, it's a Great Dane.
- [53:48]
Josh Holmes
Is. It's a great day. Is it a Great Dane? I mean, it's a horse.
- [53:52]
Smug
Yeah.
- [53:52]
John Ashbrook
For our audio only listeners, this woman wearing yoga pants in an airport.
- [53:58]
Josh Holmes
First off, that's a little much. Okay.
- [54:01]
John Ashbrook
And like a halter top. But the dog that she has, she could ride that thing like a horse.
- [54:06]
Josh Holmes
Well, Jesus, where are you going with that? It's bigger than she sand program. For crying out loud.
- [54:13]
John Ashbrook
The dog is bigger than she is.
- [54:14]
Josh Holmes
Is that all it was? Just a observation of the style?
- [54:17]
John Ashbrook
Can I just say, like, why, why, why? Why are women wearing yoga pants and gym clothes in public? Like, when did we all decide. You know what? I just stopped caring.
- [54:26]
Smug
Isn't it a full third of women walking around an airport wearing yoga pants?
- [54:30]
Josh Holmes
And that's.
- [54:31]
John Ashbrook
It's not like.
- [54:31]
Smug
That's a one off.
- [54:32]
John Ashbrook
I think there's a little to it. Duffy said that. He's right. Like, okay, it's an airport. It shouldn't be. Oh, you know, I'm just wearing my athleisure. Like, I just jumped out of the gym. I'm covered in sweat and disgusting little slob. I'm out in public. That's not how you dress.
- [54:46]
Josh Holmes
But when you do, you should bring a 250 pound pet with you. That's the incredible part.
- [54:52]
John Ashbrook
I wouldn't let her through security. I'd ask her to leave.
- [54:54]
Josh Holmes
Your problem with that clip was her midriff.
- [54:57]
John Ashbrook
I'm over it. I'm over that in public. Okay. You should, like, for God's sake, let's have some decency.
- [55:03]
Josh Holmes
And you're more.
- [55:04]
John Ashbrook
That's a little bit much tan, Rico.
- [55:06]
Michael Duncan
You know, just like smug defendant and king of the hill. I'm gonna defend him here.
- [55:09]
Josh Holmes
This is outrageous.
- [55:10]
Michael Duncan
And that is.
- [55:11]
Josh Holmes
We now have a mutiny on the set.
- [55:13]
Michael Duncan
That is. It's just, you know, the sort of woman who decides to wear an outfit like that.
- [55:18]
John Ashbrook
Yep.
- [55:19]
Michael Duncan
Is the sort of person who shows up with a great danger.
- [55:21]
John Ashbrook
Exactly.
- [55:22]
Michael Duncan
Who's like, I kind of just am addicted to attention. Bingo.
- [55:25]
John Ashbrook
Bingo.
- [55:26]
Michael Duncan
Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
- [55:27]
John Ashbrook
She's not wrong.
- [55:28]
Josh Holmes
We should definitely, on the variety program discourage women from wearing revealing clothes.
- [55:33]
John Ashbrook
Yeah.
- [55:33]
Josh Holmes
Have a little bit of class. That's.
- [55:35]
John Ashbrook
Have a little bit of class.
- [55:35]
Michael Duncan
Well, you encourage those sort of things. And you get a dog and an airplane airport that can. A loaf of bread.
- [55:40]
John Ashbrook
Okay.
- [55:41]
Michael Duncan
That's what happens. Look what you've encouraged.
- [55:43]
Josh Holmes
You gotta draw the line somewhere.
- [55:46]
John Ashbrook
Okay.
- [55:46]
Smug
If you're paying attention to the women, how will you ever find the time to pay attention to smug? Yeah. Which is really.
- [55:52]
Josh Holmes
That's the issue here. The issue at hand. All right.
- [55:56]
John Ashbrook
So is that wrong or should be paying attention to me? I need your attention.
- [56:03]
Josh Holmes
Something tells me the Delrico campaign is gonna be paying a lot of attention to smoke.
- [56:08]
Smug
Do it.
- [56:08]
John Ashbrook
They should.
- [56:10]
Josh Holmes
All right, so this is an animal genre. We're gonna continue with this. What she should have brought if she wanted protection is not a 300 pound dog. She should have brought llamas. There's crime fighting. Llamas. I was unaware that these things actually existed. A failed thief has been caught by police after being blindsided by a herd of llamas. You know a llama, they kind of like. Yeah, like a. Like a mini camel in some ways. You know, covered in yarn.
- [56:39]
Michael Duncan
Like an alpaca.
- [56:40]
Josh Holmes
Yeah, like an alpaca. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Heidi Price and Graham Oliver were suddenly alerted to an intruder in their fields when they heard the cries of their heroic animals on Monday evening. That would be Crook. Had only moments earlier stolen tobacco from a woman nearby when he darted off. But his escape plan was met with an unexpected obstacle. What is it that you say? Well, he jumped over a fence and into the farm off of Karnfield Hill in South Normanton. Derbyshire. Derbyshire. He was in Derbyshire. He looks like the Hobbit.
- [57:17]
Michael Duncan
He took a wrong turn. Hobbiton. Yeah, let's go.
- [57:20]
Josh Holmes
And he's like Hobbiton.
- [57:21]
John Ashbrook
He stole some tobacco and hopped the fence and the llamas were running amok.
- [57:26]
Josh Holmes
He stopped to light his pipe and sure enough there was a pack of llamas upon him.
- [57:31]
Smug
Things are that hard in the uk, you gotta steal tobacco.
- [57:34]
Josh Holmes
I told you we'd bring it to life.
- [57:35]
John Ashbrook
It was hoarded by the llamas.
- [57:37]
Josh Holmes
I told you we'd bring it to life. And it was suddenly confronted by eight llamas. Not one, not two, not three, eight.
- [57:43]
John Ashbrook
Llamas heard a llamas fighting God.
- [57:46]
Josh Holmes
Which chased him through the field before surrounding him and blocking his escape. Heidi and Graham were swiftly alerted to the robber when they heard the animals crying out. They observed at the scene that the llamas had made an extraordinary citizen's arrest, keeping the thief under their watch until Pete Police arrived and carted him off to the station. Heidi said that this was after dusk. And the offender who just escaped police and jumped over the fence to our farm, he had a torch with him and he was running across the field. We've got eight llamas and llamas don't like people entering their personal space after dusk.
- [58:26]
John Ashbrook
I love.
- [58:26]
Michael Duncan
There's a per.
- [58:27]
Josh Holmes
There's a timeline associated with the llama security. If it's after dusk. You do not want to fuck with the llama.
- [58:34]
John Ashbrook
Wait a minute. He's like, you can't feed them or give them water after dusk. Everyone knows llamas freak out.
- [58:39]
Smug
He had a torch.
- [58:40]
John Ashbrook
Yeah. This is such an insane situation. They're like in the countryside. This guy's by torchlight out there trying to just steal some tobacco. Also, you never expected a herd of llamas.
- [58:50]
Michael Duncan
So what does it mean to steal some tobacco? You know what I mean? Are we talking like loose leaf tobacco in a bag?
- [58:57]
Josh Holmes
I don't have an answer.
- [58:58]
John Ashbrook
He's illegally harvesting tobacco. When the llamas make a citizen to.
- [59:03]
Josh Holmes
Arrest, like, not on our watch. Well, Heidi goes on, she puts a little finer point on it when she says, he literally made a circle around him and then started releasing their warning cry, which sounds like an old man laughing. This alerted my partner who ran out of the house with the dog. They have more animals involved in this protection.
- [59:23]
John Ashbrook
There's like multi layers of animal security on premises.
- [59:26]
Josh Holmes
Tobacco's got like a three form.
- [59:30]
John Ashbrook
We're just happy you didn't get to the birds because you don't want the flock.
- [59:36]
Josh Holmes
Wait till you see the Komodo dragons. They are pissed.
- [59:39]
Smug
Their owner, Dr. Doolittle, he saw a.
- [59:43]
Josh Holmes
Man surrounded by llamas in the middle of the field. He didn't know what to do next and looked absolutely terrified. The dog got really vocal around the man's feet and he was scared of the dog as well. My partner led him back across the field to where he came from and back over the fence where the police arrested him. Heidi said she was really proud of her llamas and rightly so. When all this was happening, they didn't spit onto anyone so as to keep their good manners, even when faced with adversity. She added, it was not only the manner in which the llamas provided security for the field, but it was the polite gesture that they were simply alerting authorities and blocking his passage.
- [60:26]
John Ashbrook
Amazing backstory.
- [60:27]
Josh Holmes
Well, there is a little bit more on the tobacco, the police spokesperson said. We were called to reports of a woman having a number of packets of tobacco stolen from her Mansfield Road so far South Normanton residents at around 6:00pm, clearly after dusk.
- [60:46]
Smug
Yeah.
- [60:47]
Josh Holmes
On February 2nd.
- [60:48]
John Ashbrook
So, dude, did you just take a breaking entering to grab some, like, packs of tobacco? Like, what is it? There's. There's a lot more to this story. There's a lot more to this story that we don't know about.
- [60:56]
Josh Holmes
Well, as a thief amongst us, you can never be Too sure. And protect your property without a pack of llamas.
- [61:02]
John Ashbrook
At least you got the llamas watching out.
- [61:04]
Josh Holmes
Polite llamas. No spreadable. No spitting. All right, when we come back, we got Coach Dooley right after this. Well, in our ongoing effort to provide you all of the information about all the candidates that are ultimately going to make up what is a Senate Republican majority, we're going to have one of our favorite interviews here. I've been waiting to meet this guy. Coach Derek Dooley. How are you, sir?
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Coach Derek Dooley
I'm doing great. I appreciate you guys having me from.
- [61:34]
Josh Holmes
A great state of Georgia.
- [61:35]
Coach Derek Dooley
Favorite interview already. I mean, look, we wanted pressure on me.
- [61:40]
Josh Holmes
Well, you know, we're ball guys.
- [61:42]
Coach Derek Dooley
Yeah.
- [61:42]
Josh Holmes
You know, I mean, we, we, we like politics. We love ball.
- [61:47]
Coach Derek Dooley
Yeah. And you're experts in both.
- [61:51]
Michael Duncan
Wolf, clip that.
- [61:53]
Josh Holmes
Yeah, let's keep. Let's keep that.
- [61:54]
Coach Derek Dooley
Listen, you're.
- [61:55]
Josh Holmes
You're running for the United States Senate, the great state of Georgia. It is a must have. It is a must have. Republicans have stumbled here a little bit in recent years. Obviously, Governor Kemp has held it down at the state level, but this is a place that has two Democratic senators, has absolutely no business having two Democratic senators and John Ossoff foremost amongst them. You decided to throw your hat in the ring.
- [62:21]
Smug
Why?
- [62:22]
Coach Derek Dooley
Yeah, well, long. I'm certainly not your typical political candidate. Three decade career as a football coach. But you just said it. I mean, we need new leadership in the Senate that reflects the values of the Georgia people. And, you know, this really started for me after Covid because I was just immersed in the job. I mean, I loved coaching. 19 years in college, nine in the NFL. I loved what you did with young people. You were in the young people business. And, you know, our country can learn a lot from the locker room. I mean, there's no race, there's no income, there's no religion, there's no politics. And they all have these great dreams. They all have a lot of struggles. And you were able as a coach to use football as a vehicle to help create opportunity in their life that they might not have. And so it's really fulfilling. And I didn't even look up for oxygen. You know, that's what the life of a coach is. But what happened after Covid during the last administration, probably like millions of other Americans, it jarred me a little bit, woke me up. I felt like our country was getting driven off a cliff, and we had a senator here who was riding shotgun, supporting everything that was going on. And now on top of that, I would turn on the tv. And I became equally frustrated at what I saw going on in D.C. and you know, you guys have been in a long time, and I know this, that in my opinion, and I know the voters around Georgia feel this way, that Congress is not working for the people the way it used to. It just simply isn't. And I believe that because it's kind of set up that way. The incentives are set up that way that reward politicians. They don't reward the people. And what's been the result of that? You look at a lot of the careerism that's going on, and I know you guys were with Senator McConnell, he was iconic. But this careerism where people are staying up too long is an issue. Some of the corruption that you're seeing, whether it's through stock trading or whether it's other ways to, you know, gain wealth or fame. But the biggest thing is the inaction where we drift from crisis to crisis and we're not working together to solve problems. And so the sentiment is people are more concerned about getting elected or being a celebrity than they are serving the people. We've sort of lost that. And I think that's why, when you look around the country, voters feel the same way. And it's why they're starting to send different people to the Senate. You look at the 24 election, McCormick up in Pennsylvania beats a Democratic incumbent. You look at Marino in Ohio, beats a Democratic incumbent. You look at Sheehy in Montana, Democratic, all no political experience, but got a long career outside of, you know, politics where they had to exercise leadership. There was a lot of accountability. They were team building, whether it's military, business coaching. And I think the people of Georgia feel the same way. And so each week I've been out, I've been become more confident that we're in the right lane and I'm the guy to do it.
- [65:44]
Josh Holmes
It's interesting because we've talked a lot on the program about how sports and politics have this parallel track where it's A, it's the only two businesses where there are millions of fans on one side or another, and B, there are people who have never spent a day in it who all think you can do it better than the people who are doing it. But it does require, in order to do it successfully, people who understand the team mentality and what it takes to succeed, building consensus. And it seems to me like we've all followed your, your coaching career. That's got to be a part of what it is that you're selling Here?
- [66:28]
Coach Derek Dooley
Absolutely. I mean, like I said in the locker room, you got, you got viewpoints from all over the spectrum. You think there's. People just come in and agree and you have to find this common ground to motivate them to play together and respect each other and respect their differences and learn to love each other. All right. Now that'll never happen in Congress, I can assure you. Loving each other, but Congress used to be like that when I was a kid. You could watch the disagreements were just as passionate as they are today. The difference was the primary objective was to move the ball forward for the American people. And so they get in the room and figure it out. They develop relationships with each other and saw a lot of common good, even though we still have these differences. And that's the old fashioned way. And that's what it takes. It takes people who have been in that world who know how to deliver results. They come from an outcome oriented industry and they're not afraid to talk and work things out with people because just yelling and screaming and blaming the other side for why something isn't getting done, how is that helping the people back in Georgia? It's not.
- [67:36]
Josh Holmes
Well said.
- [67:37]
Michael Duncan
Coach, you mentioned you think one of the failures of our politics is that politics works more for the politicians than it does for the people. And I love that message and I think you're absolutely right. I just wonder if you got to the United States Senate, what it's like a thing that you think is something you would tackle first, pun intended?
- [67:57]
Coach Derek Dooley
Yeah. Well, I've put about 20,000 miles on my truck since August, driving around all four corners of state. It's a big state and there's a lot of people and it's very diverse. And what I found is, first of all, most people want the same stuff, the same things. They want to have a safe community. They want their kids to be able to get an education and or skills that can help them get a job and raise a family and afford a family. And so that to me is always the priority. The fact that we're saying, oh, affordability is an issue now, I'm thinking to myself, it's a damn issue every year. Why are we surprised? That's the most important thing for our people. They want to go work, have skills, work and have a good job and get the government out of their life. That's always the focus. Congress loses. They take their eye off the ball and they get distracted by these other things. But if you say, what's my real priority? It's to attack this Business as usual in D.C. because I do think that there are a lot of reforms that we can do to change how Washington works for the people. I'm very passionate about it. Obviously, the line one is term limits. For me, I've already said I'm going to only serve two terms, and I think term limits could fix 60 or 70% of the problem, because people aren't up there voting, worried about their next election and the party or some other interest group putting pressure on them instead of figuring out to do what's right. So term limits is something. These government shutdowns, this is what I saw during 45 days when our government wasn't working. I saw congressmen go home, get paid, spend time with their family, go out, campaign and raise money, talk about what a great job we're doing. And line one, their job is to fund the government. So why don't we have it where the government doesn't shut down if you don't reach the deadline and you can't go home and you can't get paid and you can't debate about anything else on the floor until you fund the government? So there's a lot of reforms. I think we can do the stock trading deal. I mean, you got interns at banks who have greater restrictions on trading than congressmen who sit on these committees, whether it's digital currency, stock trading. I mean, the American people are fed up with this stuff. But it doesn't have to be that way. And I'm convinced, you know, we all just go, well, that's dc. That's what they want. That's dc Baloney. We can change that. Just change the incentives a little bit. And what's going to happen? Number one, you're gonna get different people running for the right reasons. That's number one. And then number two, they're gonna be a lot more free to solve. But you only have about 12 years. I wanna solve some problems. I wanna get things done. And so you'll be more results oriented. You can't just kick the can down the road, because that's gonna be your legacy. And it all comes down to why are you there. And if you're there to serve the people, then that's what should be your focus.
- [71:01]
Smug
Coach, you mentioned all the miles you're putting on your truck. And Georgia is a gigantic, very diverse state, as you said. And, you know, you talk about changing Congress and, you know, the frustration with Washington. You talk about affordability. I'm just wondering, as you're driving around the state, is there one particular Issue you feel like comes up over and over and over again that you're like, I got to get on that.
- [71:29]
Coach Derek Dooley
Yeah. It all starts with cost of living. It's a real issue, you for everybody. It touches everybody. You know, the. The question is, what do we do about it? There's so many things. But when you talk about all the job creators in the business community, I ask them, I listen probably 75% of the time. And I'm talking about 25, because I've learned so much. I mean, I was a ball coach.
- [71:51]
Smug
Yeah.
- [71:52]
Coach Derek Dooley
I'm not going to sit there and, you know, tell somebody at the chicken plant, you know, what they need. I mean, he knows it better than I do. So I'm listening. But always end the question with, how can the federal government help you? 8 out of 10, it's get out of the way, out of the way. Now, there's certain things where the government needs to be involved. Agriculture, big industry for us, and it's a national security issue. Yeah. There's certain things, there's certain regulations we got to do to protect people. I get it. But most of the time, we tend to screw it up and make things more costly. We kill jobs before they happen. We lengthen the time period. And that's just not healthy to raise wages and to create this cost of living issue. So that's gotta be the priority is cost of living.
- [72:43]
Josh Holmes
You have had the good fortune of being around incredible leadership basically your entire life, your whole family, your dad, everybody has been sort of in the business of football, around leadership in general. You've seen a lot of that Nick Saban, somebody you coach with in various locations. Tell me about that as it applies to what it is that you're trying to do.
- [73:06]
Coach Derek Dooley
Well, you're right. I have been blessed. And my father, of course, I watched him serve our state for 40 years as a coach in AD with just a level of class, hard work, integrity and respect for everybody. I mean, he really did represent the state, and that made an impact on me on what leadership looks like. And he also had a tremendous moral courage to do what was right. And that's, you know, when, when the times are tough, that's what really where leadership stands out because you're setting the tone for the people. Of course, you mentioned Nick Saban. I was with. With Nick for nine years, all right. Which some people would say is my greatest coaching accomplishment. Nine years. It's probably top five of all time. Just so you know, the average lifespan is about a year and a half for most coaches. All Right. But listen, I love.
- [74:00]
Smug
McAfee is testing the limits of that number.
- [74:04]
Coach Derek Dooley
The worst thing McAfee can do is get a little too comfortable, because at some point, it's coming. But. But, you know, after a week with Nick Saban, I. I was like, wow. I knew two things were going to happen. One, we were going to win. He was good. And two, he was going to make me better. He was tough on coaches, but he's.
- [74:28]
Josh Holmes
Going to drag you along.
- [74:29]
Coach Derek Dooley
He was going to make you better. And I used to say. I used to tell all the coaches, listen to what he's saying, not how he's saying it.
- [74:36]
Smug
Yeah.
- [74:37]
Coach Derek Dooley
You know, because he. There was no HR department in the. In the staff room. I mean, it was, you know, there were fastballs getting thrown and. And that was. That's who he was. And. And you either you either produced or you weren't there for long. Yeah, and I thrived in that environment. I mean, I just love. And it helped me. I was. I was raised by somebody. You know, it wasn't easy at our house either. You know, he wasn't. He wasn't, you know, holding my hand and singing Kumbaya at home either. And so I have. And I will tell you that I mentioned after Covid, and part of what drove me, too, was watching the leadership in college athletics. And so I'm looking at leadership across the board, whether it's what's going on in college athletics with nil, what's going on in Washington, D.C. in Congress. And it just. It disappointed me because I'm telling you guys, I have so much pride in this country. All right? I was 12 years old when Ronald Reagan got elected, and I'm telling you, he inspired something in me, inspired in the belief in this greatness of our country, the ideals it stands for, the opportunities it creates. And I got three kids in their 20s, and I want them to have the same pride in our country that I do. And we got a lot of work because the environment that our kids are in now, very different than I grew up in. But it always starts with leadership, because leadership sets the tone for the country and it sets the tone for the organization, and that's why I'm doing this.
- [76:08]
Josh Holmes
Yeah, well, I mean, it makes a lot of sense. Listen, you had a number of stops, all of which are incredible. I mean, you were at Dallas Cowboys, obviously, we know about Jerry.
- [76:19]
Coach Derek Dooley
John.
- [76:20]
Josh Holmes
That's what I was. Where I was headed with this.
- [76:23]
Smug
Yeah, we all watched the Netflix.
- [76:24]
Josh Holmes
We all watched Netflix. Tell me about the Jerry Jones experience, Jerry.
- [76:29]
Coach Derek Dooley
I Mean, he is. He's incredible. Okay, I'm gonna share a story, please.
- [76:36]
Josh Holmes
That's why I'm doing this.
- [76:37]
Michael Duncan
Yes.
- [76:37]
Coach Derek Dooley
Okay. And I hope he doesn't get mad at me for this, but when I was coaching for the Cowboys, my son was a receiver at the high school.
- [76:48]
Josh Holmes
Okay.
- [76:48]
Coach Derek Dooley
Okay. Jerry's grandson was the quarterback.
- [76:52]
Smug
Oh, okay.
- [76:54]
Coach Derek Dooley
Stephen, who's Jerry's son, who kind of runs football.
- [76:57]
Josh Holmes
Yeah.
- [76:57]
Coach Derek Dooley
And Steven's like my age. Yeah. And so. So these Friday night football games became. It was a thing. And then the team was really good. This is Texas 5 8, so it's big time football.
- [77:09]
Smug
Yeah.
- [77:10]
Coach Derek Dooley
Well, they all of a sudden go on a run and they're in the playoffs. And the beauty of the NFL is you could go to those games. If I was in college, I'd have been out recruiting.
- [77:22]
Josh Holmes
And.
- [77:22]
Coach Derek Dooley
Yeah, that's NFL. Friday night was yours. And so it was beautiful. And then they would be there. Well, they made it to the semifinals. And the semifinals were going to be played at. AT&T Stadium. The problem was it was on a Saturday now, and we were playing the Giants on Sunday at New York.
- [77:40]
Josh Holmes
Okay.
- [77:41]
Coach Derek Dooley
And so our team charter supposed to leave, leaves at noon. Yeah. Saturday. And so I'm like, son of a guy. It's gonna. So I went to my son, I'm like, man, I hate it. I'm gonna miss it. You know, you guys got to win. But I didn't. I didn't even think they were going to beat this team. And so it's Friday at probably 1:30. Okay. Now, Friday afternoon at about 2, everybody's out. It's the best Friday. Friday's in. The NFL is like the greatest, greatest day of the year. And I'm sitting in my office, I'm kind of doing some last minute things, getting ready for the meetings, and my phone rings, my desk phone, which I didn't even know I had a desk phone. What the hell is that?
- [78:24]
John Ashbrook
What is this?
- [78:24]
Coach Derek Dooley
Yeah. I mean, I mean, literally, we have a desk phone. And I pick it up and it says, derek, it's Marilyn. Hold for Jerry. Maryland's his. And I went, holy smokes.
- [78:36]
Josh Holmes
I'm like, I'm getting fired.
- [78:37]
Coach Derek Dooley
Yeah.
- [78:38]
Smug
I'm like.
- [78:39]
Coach Derek Dooley
My first thing was, what did DEZ do? I'm coaching Des. I'm coaching Destination. I'm like, oh, my God. What. What happened? I mean, you know. Yeah, he. I've. No, you don't get this call, Dooley. Hey, Mr. Jones. He goes, listen, now, don't even show up for that charter tomorrow because you ain't got a seat on a plane. I'm like, sir. He goes, yeah, your ass is going to be an AT&T stadium watching them Highland park boys play. He goes, he goes, you can ride up with me and me and Stephen after the game.
- [79:12]
Josh Holmes
Oh, yes.
- [79:13]
Coach Derek Dooley
Nice. Wow. And I said, I said, that's unbelievable. I said, I. I gotta let me run it by coach Garrett, you know. He goes, I'll take care of Coach Garrett.
- [79:24]
Josh Holmes
You just show up. But you see in front of mechanic.
- [79:28]
John Ashbrook
Yeah.
- [79:29]
Michael Duncan
Who's paying for all this?
- [79:30]
Coach Derek Dooley
It was the greatest win they pulled off. And they were. I'm riding up and amazing. You know, in his private plane after. And he goes, let me tell you something. He goes, you don't ever miss opportunities like this. And I told him, I said, you know, he's running this multi billion dollar empire.
- [79:47]
Josh Holmes
Yeah.
- [79:48]
Coach Derek Dooley
And for him to think of a wide receivers coach who. I'm just like the smallest spoke on the wheel of all time. To think of me like that, it just, it really made an impression. And I will like you want to know why people love him and are so loyal to him?
- [80:04]
Josh Holmes
That's it.
- [80:05]
Coach Derek Dooley
That's it.
- [80:05]
Josh Holmes
Family and leadership.
- [80:06]
Michael Duncan
He understands family. I mean, did you watch Landman?
- [80:09]
Coach Derek Dooley
Oh, yeah.
- [80:10]
Michael Duncan
The appearance that Jerry Jones has in there and he's telling that story about the importance of family and life.
- [80:16]
Josh Holmes
Most the authentic acting I've seen, you.
- [80:18]
Michael Duncan
Could tell he wasn't acting good. You know, he is incredible.
- [80:22]
Coach Derek Dooley
Made you want to buy what he's done with the Cowboys. Yeah. He made sure all his kids. He says, I wanted all my kids to work for me.
- [80:29]
Smug
Yeah.
- [80:30]
Coach Derek Dooley
You know, so.
- [80:31]
Josh Holmes
Well, I'm no Cowboys fan, but I certainly respect the hell.
- [80:34]
Coach Derek Dooley
I didn't mean to digress.
- [80:35]
Josh Holmes
No, that's a great story.
- [80:37]
Coach Derek Dooley
I'm supposed to be talking about the U.S. senate.
- [80:39]
Smug
Yeah.
- [80:40]
Josh Holmes
Yeah, I guess we are.
- [80:41]
Coach Derek Dooley
I got a million other stories.
- [80:43]
Josh Holmes
I can't wait.
- [80:44]
Coach Derek Dooley
Yeah.
- [80:46]
Josh Holmes
I always have to ask three questions for anybody who comes on here the first time that all of our people listen to first one of those is if you can plan your last meal on earth, what would it be?
- [80:59]
Coach Derek Dooley
Well, given the fact that I don't know what time it is in the day, I'm gonna have to go.
- [81:05]
Josh Holmes
Does it matter?
- [81:06]
Coach Derek Dooley
Well, it does. I mean, I don't want to eat a spaghetti and meatball at 8 in the morning if that's my last meal.
- [81:12]
Josh Holmes
Hey, who cares?
- [81:13]
Coach Derek Dooley
So I'm going with the Waffle House all star breakfast Hash brown scatter. Large hash brown scattered. And I'm for your Answer.
- [81:23]
Josh Holmes
It's ridiculous.
- [81:24]
Coach Derek Dooley
But. But look, no matter. Eight in the morning, noon, two in the morning, it's good every time. It always works.
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Josh Holmes
It's good every time. All right, so I'm particularly interested in this question. We think, you know, basically anybody who's successful, they take a look back in their life, and obviously, you're in new adventures now. You've spent your life coaching kids at the highest levels, and you've been experiencing a whole bunch of different people, places and things and all of that. You're obviously taking on a new adventure here and running for the United States Senate. But if you look back at something you were good at or interested in, that you never had a chance to pursue, is there something that you just would want to do that you think you really could have done well, that you just didn't get the opportunity to do it? Well?
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Coach Derek Dooley
You're talking to a guy who. I actually. I don't know if you know this, but I spent a little time up here in D.C. as a. I was in the lobby world. I didn't know that. Yeah, I know. Most people don't. I actually worked on Capitol Hill for senator. All right, you're talking to a guy who was a lawyer. Yeah. And then he quit, and he's a coach, and now he's running for Senate.
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Josh Holmes
Yeah. So there is some.
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Coach Derek Dooley
My deal is I think I can do that. So I think I'm gonna do it. Why in the hell. If you think you can do something well, why in the hell wouldn't you do it?
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Josh Holmes
I love that. It's the first time I think we've ever had anybody be like, yeah, I did have one thing I was really good at, and now I'm doing it.
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Coach Derek Dooley
I tell my kids, and I really believe this because everybody's like, oh, how do you. How are you? What makes you happy? Chase your happiness. Yeah, But. But to me, you know, happiness is you can find the perfect mesh when you look at the intersection of what you kind of want to do. Like what. What you enjoy with what you're good at, that serves the public good.
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Josh Holmes
Yeah.
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Coach Derek Dooley
If you can find that sweet spot, what do you. What do you like? Yeah, what are you good at? I mean, I might like to paint, but if I'm no good at painting, what the hell, what's the point? Right? Like, you gotta. You gotta chase your skills, too. What do you like? What are you good at? And then how does it serve our country?
- [83:46]
Josh Holmes
Yeah.
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Coach Derek Dooley
And if you can find that perfect intersection, you hit it. And coaching, was that for Me?
- [83:53]
Josh Holmes
Yeah.
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Coach Derek Dooley
And, you know, I hope this next venture is that, too, because I've enjoyed every minute of this campaign.
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Josh Holmes
Fascinating. All right, so our last question is a little esoteric. You may have heard it before. But our view is that almost everyone who is successful in any lot in life is motivated by one of two things. Either the thrill of victory or the agony of defeat. And it's not that anybody likes to lose or anybody doesn't enjoy winning. It's like, what motivates you to take that next step, what gets you up in the morning? Like, I'm not going to get beat today. And like, Michael Jordan is the polar opp. He is the agony guy.
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Smug
Right.
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Josh Holmes
Who invented slights in order to get his game to the next level.
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Michael Duncan
Right.
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Josh Holmes
We always think of it as, like, Phil Mickelson or somebody that's. That's like two iron over water, 280 yards. Not because it's the smart play, it's actually the dumbest play. But he's done it before, and he's like, I think I can do it again. That's a thrill of victory guy. Where do you find yourself on the spectrum? It's a 50, 50 breakdown, I think, in almost every guess that we.
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Coach Derek Dooley
It's a great question for all coaches. You know, and I told you guys this line earlier. Experience is like the comb you get after you go ball. Because, listen, I've been a part of some great teams. I've been a part of getting my teeth kicked in. And it's. It's. It's awesome because you learn at every level. When I was young, I was free, man. You know?
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Josh Holmes
Yeah.
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Coach Derek Dooley
You talk about thrill of victory.
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Smug
Yeah.
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Coach Derek Dooley
And you think you got all the.
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Smug
And.
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Coach Derek Dooley
And there's a lot of good in that because you're playing free, you're taking risk. Okay. But then you do stupid things. Like you said, why did I hit the two iron over?
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Josh Holmes
Yeah.
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Coach Derek Dooley
But then there was a point in my career where I started really getting so eaten up by losing. All right. That I lost a little bit of the focus on what it took to win.
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Michael Duncan
Oh, like, so, like, make you a little timid.
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Coach Derek Dooley
That's right. What happens? It's maybe less risk.
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Michael Duncan
Okay.
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Coach Derek Dooley
Or maybe you're not focused on the things you got to do to win.
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Smug
Yeah.
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Coach Derek Dooley
You're, you know, you get this. Whether it's anxiety or whatever.
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Narrator (Komodo dragons segment)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Coach Derek Dooley
And so all those experiences has been really important for me over the last six months because I think for me, for Michael Jordan, that agony of defeat drives him to focus. Well, When I think of losing, it distracts me, so it doesn't work for me.
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Josh Holmes
You've done a better job of articulating a thrill of victory than I think we've had.
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Smug
Believe it or not, a coach knows this.
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John Ashbrook
That's right.
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Michael Duncan
We've asked this question to many politicians, so.
- [86:35]
Josh Holmes
Yeah.
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Michael Duncan
So getting here, most of them are full of.
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Coach Derek Dooley
They're not. They're not talking from the heart. Okay. That's the difference. They're trying to give some answer that gets some votes. Yeah. Don't get me started. But you know John McKay. Y'.
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Smug
All.
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Coach Derek Dooley
Y' all know John McKay.
- [86:50]
Smug
Yeah.
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Coach Derek Dooley
Am I allowed to say the S word on this?
- [86:53]
Josh Holmes
Would I? Say whatever you want.
- [86:54]
Coach Derek Dooley
John McKay, he told his team, just remember, guys, if you lose, there's a billion Chinese who don't give a damn.
- [87:04]
Josh Holmes
Yeah.
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Coach Derek Dooley
And his point was, it's really not as, like, big as you think you are. All right. And it's really. All those experiences as a coach of succeeding and failing and getting a lot of praise and getting absolutely annihilated publicly have helped me in this campaign to stay focused on. I wake up every day, I say a little prayer to the Lord to help me stay focused and do my best, and I go have a hell of a day as best I can. And if I do that every day and I don't win, I can live with the result. I can live with it and say, you know what? I put it all in the right way, and it's not going to define me of who I am as a man, who I am as a professional.
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Smug
Yeah.
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Coach Derek Dooley
And so that's been my approach, and. Which makes you really enjoy it a lot better. You stay focused on what you need to do today to chip away. You know, right now, we're doing a lot of blocking and tackling in our campaign. 50% of the voters out there don't even know there's a Senate race, much less who the candidates are. And, you know, those last two months are going to be critical. So we're building all that infrastructure, getting our messaging right, and that's what I'm doing. But I've enjoyed every day and meeting people and throwing it out there. And so that's my answer. I don't even know if I answered. For some people, everybody's different. For some people, that agony and defeat can really lock them in better. So it really comes down to what makes you focused on the things you got to do to be successful, not worrying about the result, and that's stable.
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Josh Holmes
May have explained our question. Better than we do. I had, you know, I mean, that is you. You just explained exactly what it is. That's the essence of it. If people want to help you out.
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Coach Derek Dooley
Where do they go do leave for georgia.com. okay, now listen, we hadn't even talked about Ossoff. All right, I don't want to digress, but let's give a couple point of the Duly duly for Georgia.
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Josh Holmes
We have a shit talk section that we can just get to.
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Coach Derek Dooley
Only the people in Georgia can vote. We all know that, but we take money from all over the country, just so you know. Yeah, but this is a really important seat. It really is. And the two things that we got to do to beat him, number one, we got to have a candidate who can stay on offense. Because I'm telling you right now, the Georgia people don't know much about John Ossoff. He lays low, he doesn't get out. You don't see him grandstanding on cnn, you know, making standing by Schumer. But that's right, because he, he would. If Mondami was our senator, he would have the same voting record.
- [89:42]
Michael Duncan
That is the incredible thing about him that I' noticed is that there are many Democrats who are up for reelection now in the United States Senate this cycle who've been more tactful of what they've tried to do here. Over the last year, he's run to the radical left.
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Coach Derek Dooley
He's 98% by all the things that drove me, woke me up and said, you better wake up, buddy, and get active. He supported it. And we're still dealing with 40 year high inflation. He voted for the open borders, all the, the problems we have there, the, you know, woke stuff and women's. I could go on the whole list. He's riding shotgun. So somebody's got to be on offense, not having to play defense on their record, their social media, whatever. That's number one. But number two, really important. We got to learn lessons from past elections in Georgia. And to win statewide, we have a very diverse state. You not only have to have a candidate who can energize and mobilize the Republican base, Trump voters, but you got to have somebody that can have some level of appeal, connection, leadership style that connects with voters who don't always vote Republican, don't always vote in the midterms. And it's something as a coach I've done for 30 years working with people, asking them to trust me, who don't look like me, think like me, talk like me, and earning that trust for the next three years. And that's a critical piece. It's something Brian Kemp did. It's why he annihilated Stacy Abrams. It's something Donald Trump did in 2024, but we haven't done that in the Senate in 10 years.
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Josh Holmes
Yeah.
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Coach Derek Dooley
And we need a candidate who can do those two things.
- [91:26]
Josh Holmes
That's a pitch. It's a hell of a pitch. Coach Dooley, I can't thank you enough for stopping on by the Ruthless Friday program. You're welcome to come back anytime.
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Coach Derek Dooley
Appreciate you guys. Come on down to Georgia. I told you the governor loves y'.
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Smug
All.
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Josh Holmes
Yeah, yeah.
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Coach Derek Dooley
We were riding on a train today and he had his. They weren't AirPods. I don't know what the heck they were. And I said, what are you listening to? He was ruthless. I'm going on there. He loves you guys. Come on down to Georgia, man.
- [91:53]
Josh Holmes
Be careful what you ask for.
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Coach Derek Dooley
Yeah. You Midwest guys need to get a little taster.
- [91:59]
Josh Holmes
I think we know what we're in for.
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Coach Derek Dooley
Appreciate y' all having me, Coach.
- [92:02]
Josh Holmes
Genie, thank you so much. I appreciate it.
- [92:04]
Michael Duncan
Thanks, Coach. Hey, it's Sterling K. Brown from the Hulu original series Paradise. The next chapter begins as Xavier's search for his wife takes him above ground. And what he finds will change everything. It was never just about the bunker. Tune in and discover the truth lies outside Paradise. The official podcast is now streaming and stream Paradise Season 2 on February 23rd on Hulu and Hulu on Disney.
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Smug
This race in Georgia is going to be one to watch, obviously. Very glad that we got Dooley on here. I know that we're going to get the other candidates on as well, and it's going to be like, I'm telling you, all of these Republican primaries are going to play out in their own way. Yeah, this Georgia one is going to be interesting right down to the finish.
- [92:50]
Michael Duncan
Because unlike cbs, we believe in equal time. We do here on the Ruthless.
- [92:56]
Josh Holmes
We do when we put the invite out to everybody, because you're not going to hear them like you hear them here on the Ruthless variety program. For those of you who have been longtime listeners, you know, I mean, you're not going to get the full idea of what their representation would look like until they could sit down with the fellows, have a conversation. So we're glad to do all that. Thanks to Coach Dooley. With that, fellas, I think we did it.
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John Ashbrook
I think so. Absolute banger of an episode. Gentlemen, thank you so much. Coach Dulian, thank you to the listeners. Remember, if you have not yet go to the YouTube and hit that subscribe because it's more fun in video. So until next time, minions, keep the faith, hold the line and own the libs. We'll see you on Friday. Stay ruthless.