Transcript

Michael Duncan (0:00)

Democrats are so demoralized and divided and it kind of felt like the dark money groups were kind of like, we're sitting on all this money. Let's try to make people remember we're still doing something.

Comfortably Smug (0:11)

It reminds me of like Orwell's Animal Farm and all pigs are equal, but some are more equal than others.

Josh Holmes (0:17)

Sure.

Comfortably Smug (0:18)

Very much an Orwellian vibe.

Josh Holmes (0:20)

That is 100%. What a perfect illustration of the worldview of the modern left. Yeah, Be the pack mule.

Comfortably Smug (0:30)

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Daniel Basale (2:31)

ladies and gentlemen, your attention please.

Michael Duncan (2:35)

Summary

Ruthless Podcast – Episode Summary

Episode: Who’s Behind The ‘No Kings’ Money Grab & Why Do They Hate Their Own Supporters?
Date: March 31, 2026
Hosts: Josh Holmes, Comfortably Smug, Michael Duncan (John Ashbrook out on assignment)

Episode Overview

This episode of the Ruthless Podcast takes aim at recent “No Kings” anti-Trump protests, lampoons left-wing dark money astro-turfing efforts, and dissects the internal fissures within the Democratic Party, especially regarding radical activists like Hasan Piker. The hosts provide a trademark mix of irreverence, inside-baseball political analysis, and light-hearted mockery. Key segments include a deep dive into the “No Kings” rallies, a pointed discussion on left-wing division and anti-Semitism, debates over Democrat influencers, and coverage of the hosts' signature March tournament, Hack Madness. The show also highlights government innovation efforts and AFP’s “America 250” campaign celebrating the nation’s upcoming semiquincentennial.

Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Cold Open & Podcast Philosophy

The episode starts with characteristic banter about Democratic demoralization and a recurring joke: “Be the pack mule” for paid protests.
Hosts emphasize their refusal to regurgitate “hot takes” on topics where they lack unique insight:

“If we don’t know it, we’re not going to tell it to you, right?” (Josh Holmes, 04:40)

2. The "No Kings" Protests: Delusion, Aging Boomers, and Astroturfing

Timestamp: [05:41–17:16]

a. Who's Actually Protesting?

Smug observes small, mostly elderly crowds of protestors blocking VA roads.
- “I don’t think I saw a person below the age of 70… Basically the worst person who could grab the mic at a PTA meeting.” (Smug, 06:32)
Holmes notes neither he nor his politically-connected family friends had any idea these protests were even happening.

b. Astroturf and Paid Participation

Hosts mock the professionally-printed banners and claim the protests are orchestrated by dark money groups:
- “All you are is a photo op for an end of year funding document for Open Society.” (Smug, 06:30/16:58)
They play and ridicule a clip from a “No Kings” organizer explicitly telling supporters to “be the pack mule.”
- “There’s brilliant minds… you need to be the pack mule in the fight.” (Clip, 14:32)
“What a perfect illustration of the worldview of the modern left. ‘Be the pack mule. Shut the fuck up. We’re gonna tell you exactly—’” (Holmes, 15:35)

c. Protest Messaging and Hypocrisy

Protesters’ signs proclaim “Respect the Constitution” and “We believe in free speech.”
Hosts call out hypocrisy, citing leftist efforts to shut down conservative voices.
- “You don’t believe in any of that shit. What the hell are you talking about?” (Smug, 13:57)

d. Protests Co-Opted by Radicals

Communist flags and explicit calls for “Communist Revolution” crop up, alienating liberal boomers.
- “Nothing but communist flags. Like, okay, just really winning over the hearts and minds …” (Holmes, 18:00)
The group compares this to LaRouche activists hijacking past rallies for media attention.

e. Conservative Counter-Trolling

A biplane flies over a protest with a banner: “Not a King, He’s Your Daddy” (20:41)
- “Incredible owned you.” (Smug, 20:41)
- “Worth the investment.” (Holmes, 20:49)

3. The Hasán Piker Dilemma: Anti-Semitism & Democrat Identity Crisis

Timestamp: [21:09–38:16]

a. Mainstreaming the Fringe

Politico’s “Dems’ Piker Pickle”—A piece documenting discomfort with Hasan Piker’s rise as a far-left influencer.
Hosts argue Piker was embraced for his online reach but is now a liability due to his radical and anti-Semitic stances:
- “They excused it. We always joke… it’s a Michigan problem.” (Holmes, 33:02)
- “He said the United States deserved 9/11, sympathized with terrorists…” (Duncan, 27:16)

b. The Michigan Problem & Liberal Hand-Wringing

Discussion of Democrat efforts to court radical and anti-Israel elements, especially in swing states like Michigan and Maine.
- “Their problem is that he might make them unelectable.” (Holmes, 34:17)
Outing specific politicians who won’t share a stage with Piker (Booker, Gallego, Slotkin) and those who will (Ro Khanna, Gavin Newsom, Rahm Emanuel). Many key Dems are noncommittal.
- “Aides to [Dem governors] said nothing…” (Duncan, 35:55)

c. Media Enabling, Late Alarm

Media attempts to launder, and now distance from, Piker and the radical left are lampooned as “hand-wringing.”
“Permission slip” for the radical left is given by selective media scrutiny.

d. Anti-Semitism in Dem Politics

Discomfort with candidates like Abdul El Sayed, who refuses to comment on the killing of Iran’s Khamenei due to sensitivity with Michigan Muslim voters.
- “What are we doing here, folks?” (Holmes, 39:23)
“Victory lap” for Ruthless's long-running prediction about the “Dearborn problem.”

e. Contrast with Democrat Campaigning

Routine of running moderates like Abigail Spanberger while hiding radical elements:
- “They’re trying to hide the shit stain in their underwear the whole time.” (Holmes, 38:01)

4. Interview: Scott Cooper (Office of Personnel Management) – Government Innovation & Next Gen Talent

Timestamp: [44:58–61:06]

a. Making Government “Cool”

Cooper discusses new early career initiatives to attract and retain young talent into federal service, especially in tech.
- “I just think we’ve lost the service ethos in the country… I don’t need you to come here for 40 years, come for a couple years, learn.” (Scott Cooper, 47:28)

b. Demographic Crisis Highlighted

Only 7% of federal workforce is under 30 vs. 22% general workforce, with half over 50.
Government is overly reliant on expensive outsourcing vs. building in-house talent.

c. Innovation & Efficiency

Removing unnecessary degree/tenure requirements for federal jobs.
Example: Department of War and Energy leading AI adoption; emphasis on building in-house capability.

d. Call to Action

New portal for early-career applicants: earlycareers.gov
- “If you go on my Twitter feed… you’ll find it. If you go to Smug… you’ll find it there.” (Cooper, 59:10)
Notable quote: “Can the federal government become the finishing school for training for all really smart people?” (Cooper, 59:36)

5. Hack Madness: The Elite Eight

Timestamp: [63:16–66:17]

Signature Ruthless tournament crowning top left-wing media “hacks.”
- “Only one former champion at this point, Oberman… a new champion this year.” (Holmes, 64:13)
Matchups include Don Lemon v. Mehdi Hassan, Keith Olbermann v. Hasan Piker, Stephen Colbert v. Jake Tapper, Abby Phillip v. Mika Brzezinski.
“These are people who got fired… brain damage weaponized against an audience.” (Duncan, 64:24)

6. Chocolate Heist?! – Light Segment

Timestamp: [66:35–71:13]

The panel cracks up at a reported theft of 12 tons of Kit Kat bars in Europe.
- “How do you liquidate that much chocolate on the black market?” (Smug, 67:26)
They imagine OCEAN’S ELEVEN-style planning, fat criminals, and authorities’ clumsy effort to police barcodes.
- “It’s a dumb heist.” (Josh Holmes, 70:21)

7. Celebrate America: AFP’s “America 250” & Liberty Bracket

Timestamp: [71:14–90:57]

a. One Small Step & America 250 Toolkit

AFP’s Daniel Basale joins to discuss grassroots events celebrating America’s 250th—with a focus on individual action and reflection on American exceptionalism.
- “There’s all this negativity out there. The 250th...is a moment for reflection on what is great about America…” (Basale, 72:24)
Examples of “One Small Step” actions, such as founding new schools or local civic involvement.

b. Liberty Bracket: America’s Champions Face Off

AFP created a March Madness-style “Liberty Bracket” of 64 American champions. Current “Eagle Eight” includes George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abe Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, MLK, Dwight Eisenhower, Ronald Reagan, and Antonin Scalia.
Spirited debate among hosts: Washington vs. Jefferson; Lincoln vs. TR; Reagan vs. MLK; Scalia’s influence.
- “You just kinda don’t have a republic without [Washington].” (Smug, 80:47)
- “He took the words of our founding fathers and applied it, expanding those ideals to all Americans.” (Basale on MLK, 87:17)
Notable moment: Smug tries “oppo research” on MLK (“He flirted with some of that stuff…”), adding levity to the debate, and the hosts settle on George Washington as the winner.

c. How to Vote & Get Involved

Listeners can participate at a250-bracket.com
Events, stories, and toolkits at a250toolkit.com

8. New Ruthless Merch Announcement

Timestamp: [90:58–93:13]

Unveiling the “America 250” Mount Rushmore-inspired T-shirt and minimalist patriotic gear—available at RuthlessPodcast.com
“If you’re thinking about Fourth of July, you’ll want that. Lot of families do the coordinated party outfit.” (Holmes, 92:51)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On the Modern Left:
“What a perfect illustration of the worldview of the modern left. Be the pack mule. Shut the fuck up.” – Josh Holmes (15:35)
On Leftist Protests:
“You don’t understand, you dumb shit. All you are is a photo op for an end of year funding document for Open Society.” – Smug (16:58)
On Democratic division:
“Their problem is that he might make them unelectable.” – Josh Holmes (34:17)
On Government hiring:
“Can the federal government become… the finishing school for all really smart people?” – Scott Cooper (59:36)
On the Liberty Bracket finale:
“It’s George Washington.” – Holmes & Smug (89:36–37)

Segment Timestamps (MM:SS)

| Segment | Time Range | Highlights | |---------|------------|------------| | 1. Show intro / Meta-political take | 00:44 — 05:14 | Show’s approach, uniqueness, “not humiliating ourselves” | | 2. No Kings Protest Breakdown | 05:41 — 17:16 | Elderly protesters, astro-turfing, “be the pack mule” | | 3. Hasan Piker/ Dem Party Crisis | 21:09 — 38:16 | Media laundering, Michigan problem, anti-Semitism | | 4. OPM Scott Cooper Interview | 44:58 — 61:06 | Early career hiring, tech force, merit-based reform | | 5. Hack Madness Update | 63:16 — 66:17 | Elite Eight, left-wing media hacks | | 6. Kit Kat Heist | 66:35 — 71:13 | Chocolate hijinks, black market musings | | 7. America 250 & Liberty Bracket | 71:14 — 90:57 | AFP’s campaign, “Eagle Eight”, host bracket debate | | 8. New Ruthless Merch | 90:58 — 93:13 | Mount Rushmore shirt, patriotic gear |

Tone and Overall Feel

Irreverent, sarcastic, and deeply informed.
Hosts dissect news and left-wing activism with biting humor, pop culture riffs, and inside-baseball knowledge.
They ridicule both fringe and establishment elements (especially those seeking to posture as grassroots but are astroturfed).
Frequent callbacks to Orwell, political history, and in-jokes about the policymaking/media world.

Episode Takeaways

The "No Kings" movement is depicted as an ineffective, astroturfed, elderly-driven spectacle, providing fodder for protest industry jokes.
The left's internal divisions, particularly over radical anti-Semitism and influencers like Hasan Piker, are painted as a real electoral danger, which only now the party establishment and media are willing to address.
The episode weaves in substantive discussions about public service and merit-based hiring, while maintaining its trademark comic edge.
Listeners are invited to participate in bracket voting, government career innovation, and celebratory patriotism, all with a wink and plenty of snark.

For more on bracket voting (Hack Madness & America 250), visit RuthlessPodcast.com and a250-bracket.com. For early-career government opportunities, see earlycareers.gov.