Buckle up, Savaged Army! This week, Michael is checking in with more than just a few opinions—he’s checking in with two bruised ribs and a severely bruised ego. After a "Monday Morning Disaster" that left him more than a little battered, Michael breaks down exactly how it all went south.

Of course, The Old Man isn't about to let him suffer in silence. Between reminding Michael that his DIY ambitions are way bigger than his actual skills, Tom recounts a recent "near-death" experience involving a roof and a complete lack of gravity. Michael thinks it’s the perfect time for a Christmas Vacation reenactment, but let's just say The Old Man isn't exactly lining up to be the next Chevy Chase.

Plus, we have a very special surprise visit from Grammy to keep the boys in line!

The Monday Morning Disaster: How Michael ended up with bruised ribs and a wrecked ego.
DIY Disasters: The Old Man’s recent close encounter with the ground while working on the roof.
The Clark Griswold Challenge: Why The Old Man is refusing to reenact the classic roof slide.
A Special Guest: Grammy drops by the studio!

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Catch Michael Live: Don’t miss Michael’s guest appearance this weekend on the Lit It Up Live Podcast!

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S7E747: Bruised Ribs & Roof Slips