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I'm Danny Gold, the host of Criminal Lives, a brand new true crime series available exclusively on Wondery. Criminal Lives is a series about everyday people who became criminal masterminds as told by the actual criminals themselves. It's a show about ambition, greed and what some people are willing to risk to get to the top. I'm about to play you a clip from the first episode of Criminal Lives where we'll meet Greg Valentino, the roid king who went from scrawny kid to bodybuilding legend and then stumbled into the dangerous world of underground steroids. Wondery plus subscribers can listen to the entire series right now, exclusively and ad free.
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Wonder.
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It'S the fall of 1995, Yorktown Heights, New York. Inside a hardcore, no frills gym. Greg Valentino is just finishing a set of 150 pound dumbbell curls. He's admiring his massive biceps when his phone rings. It's his friend Paul.
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Paul calls me and he tells me we need to talk and we need to talk in person. Come right now, Come down to the city because you know you can't talk about this shit on the phone.
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Greg and Paul are partners in a growing black market business. They sell anabolic steroids to fellow gym rats looking to get jacked. Business has been good, but now there's trouble. And when Greg gets to Paul's apartment, he finds out just how much trouble they're in.
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The whole house has been ransacked. Everything's gone. It looked like a robbery. And he said to me, bro, it's all gone. I said everything? As in everything? Yes, bro, everything. And you know what that means now, right? That means that we're going to have to go talk to Remo.
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Remo is their supplier and not a guy you want to cross.
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He's like a badass gangster. I mean a bad, bad, bad gangster. He was the kind of guy who would kill you at the blink of an eye.
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Remo had fronted Greg and Paul tens of thousands of dollars worth of high grade steroids. And those steroids had been stolen. Now Greg and Paul are on the hook.
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We're gonna have to explain to him that all that stuff he fronted us is gone. And you know he's gonna get psycho on us.
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Remo tells them to meet him at a parking lot in midtown Manhattan. Greg and Paul get there first and while they wait, they practice what they're gonna say. And then a white Lincoln Town Car with blacked out windows pulls up. Remo rolls down the window and tells them to get in the back.
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We get in. And we start telling him what happened. And he starts punching the dashboard. Motherfucker, Motherfucker. Why didn't you move it? Are you that stupid? That means you're gonna have to fucking pay for that. And he fucking whips out a gun and he points it right at Paul's head, and he says, I should just fucking kill you right now. And he goes, we gotta figure this out. He puts the gun back, and he just starts driving.
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It's after midnight, and the roads are nearly empty. Remo sits behind the wheel, muttering and cursing to him.
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I'm looking at Paul, Paul's looking at me, and he's like, fuck, man, I knew this shit was gonna be like this. And I'm just sitting there going, please, God. Please, God. Please, God, just get us out of this. Just get us out of this.
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Remo drives north over Putnam Bridge and into the Bronx. They head along the east river next to the old railroad tracks. Remo pulls into a deserted parking lot, turns off the ignition and looks over his shoulder, and he goes, get out.
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Of the fucking car. And he goes, get on your fucking knees, both of you. Paul's telling him, come on. Come on, Rema, listen, we can figure this out. We'll fix it. We'll fix it. I'll just smack. And he hits Paul with the gun, with the butt of the gun. Boom, boom. And he starts hitting him with him. Paul's bleeding, and he's got the gun right to Paul's head, and he's holding it there. And he kept poking him with the barrel. And you could tell he's thinking, should I just pull the trigger? And all I could hear was my heart beating in my ears. And all of a sudden, bam. Throws like, two, three shots right in the dirt. And then he quickly pivots around and he puts the gun to my head. Normally, you figure there's going to be this, like, cold steel feeling, but it wasn't cold. It was warm. I could feel the heat. And I'm thinking to myself, at any second, he can just pull that trigger. And now it's me. My name is Greg Valentino, and I was probably the biggest steroid dealer on the east coast back in the 90s. Everybody came to me.
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Podcast Episode Summary: Scamfluencers – "Criminal Lives"
Podcast Information:
In the gripping episode titled "Criminal Lives," Wondery's Scamfluencers delves into the dark underbelly of the bodybuilding world, spotlighting Greg Valentino—the infamous "roid king." This episode uncovers Greg's transformation from a scrawny teenager to a bodybuilding legend and his subsequent descent into the perilous realm of underground steroid distribution. Hosted by Wondery, the episode promises an in-depth exploration of ambition, greed, and the lengths individuals will go to achieve notoriety and wealth.
The episode opens with a vivid portrayal of Greg Valentino's rise in the bodybuilding community. Known for his extraordinary biceps and larger-than-life persona, Greg becomes a symbol of success and dedication. However, behind the façade lies a tangled web of illegal activities that ultimately lead to his downfall.
Notable Quote:
"My name is Greg Valentino, and I was probably the biggest steroid dealer on the east coast back in the 90s. Everybody came to me."
— Greg Valentino [02:07]
Greg teams up with his friend Paul to capitalize on the booming demand for anabolic steroids. Their partnership flourishes as they tap into the black market, supplying steroids to eager gym enthusiasts seeking rapid muscle gains. The business thrives, but with success comes heightened risks and challenges.
Notable Quote:
"Paul calls me and he tells me we need to talk and we need to talk in person. Come right now, Come down to the city because you know you can't talk about this shit on the phone."
— Paul [00:51]
As Greg and Paul's steroid business expands, they heavily rely on Remo, their formidable supplier. Remo fronts them tens of thousands of dollars' worth of high-grade steroids, creating a debt that Greg and Paul struggle to repay. This financial strain sets the stage for inevitable conflict.
Notable Quote:
"Remo had fronted Greg and Paul tens of thousands of dollars worth of high grade steroids. And those steroids had been stolen. Now Greg and Paul are on the hook."
— Narrator [02:16]
The tension reaches its peak when Greg receives an urgent call from Paul, signaling that their operation has been compromised. Upon arriving at Paul's apartment, they discover it has been ransacked, indicating a direct hit from Remo. Realizing the gravity of their situation, Greg and Paul prepare to meet Remo to explain their predicament.
Notable Quote:
"He's like a badass gangster. I mean a bad, bad, bad gangster. He was the kind of guy who would kill you at the blink of an eye."
— Paul [01:59]
In a nerve-wracking encounter, Remo confronts them in a deserted parking lot. The meeting swiftly escalates as Remo displays his volatile temper and threatens violence.
Notable Quote:
"I should just fucking kill you right now."
— Remo [02:44]
Remo's aggressive demeanor and the looming threat of violence leave Greg and Paul in a state of panic, highlighting the dangerous stakes of their illicit enterprise.
After the harrowing confrontation, Greg and Paul narrowly escape with their lives. The episode captures the intense fear and desperation they feel, underscoring the precarious nature of their criminal activities.
Notable Quote:
"I'm looking at Paul, Paul's looking at me, and he's like, fuck, man, I knew this shit was gonna be like this. And I'm just sitting there going, please, God. Please, God. Please, God, just get us out of this. Just get us out of this."
— Greg Valentino [03:17]
"Criminal Lives" not only narrates Greg Valentino's tumultuous journey but also serves as a cautionary tale about the seductive allure of quick money and fame. The episode explores the psychological and ethical boundaries crossed by individuals entangled in the pursuit of power and recognition.
Notable Quote:
"It's a show about ambition, greed and what some people are willing to risk to get to the top."
— Host Danny Gold [00:00]
The episode concludes by emphasizing the fragile balance between success and downfall in the world of illicit activities. Greg Valentino's story is a testament to how ambition and greed can lead to morally reprehensible decisions, ultimately resulting in personal and professional ruin.
Closing Remark:
"Listen to Criminal Minds exclusively on Wondery."
— Narrator [05:02]
"Criminal Lives" offers a compelling and nuanced exploration of Greg Valentino's life, blending firsthand accounts with meticulous storytelling to provide listeners with a comprehensive understanding of the complexities involved in underground steroid sales. This episode serves both as an entertaining true crime narrative and a profound examination of human motivations and vulnerabilities.
For more intriguing stories of deception and influence, listen to Scamfluencers on the Wondery App or wherever you get your podcasts. Wondery+ subscribers can enjoy early and ad-free access by visiting wondery.com/links/scamfluencers.