Transcript
Sachi Cole (0:01)
Wondering.
Sarah Hagie (0:06)
Sarah, what is the lamest thing you've ever done to seem cool?
Sachi Cole (0:10)
Oh, my God. Honestly, I feel grateful because I have three older siblings who really would make fun of me if I did something out of character. But I do remember once buying, like, something so ugly as a kid, begging my parents for it because I was like, this is. This is cool. And just, like, kind of feeling guilty about it after. Yeah, I don't think I've really done that a ton in my life, to be honest. I don't know. But I feel like maybe I've just buried it very deep down.
Sarah Hagie (0:39)
I do have to admit that there was a long time where I think I fell into, like, the guy's girl trope. Like, I drank a lot of IPAs, and I'll never get that time back.
Sachi Cole (0:47)
Wow. You as a guy's girl is sending a chill down my spine.
Sarah Hagie (0:51)
Can you imagine?
Sachi Cole (0:52)
I can't imagine you pandering to men.
Sarah Hagie (0:56)
I learned a lesson pretty fast.
Sachi Cole (0:59)
That's scary. I am so glad that wasn't a long phase in your life.
Sarah Hagie (1:04)
Just a couple of minutes. Well, I'm asking because today I have a story for you about a scam artist who got into the game all because he was sick of being a dweeb. He wanted people to like him, and money was an easy shortcut. It's the origin story for a lot of villains, but somehow this one includes several more Rolexes. It's 2022, and reformed cyber criminal Bret Johnson is sitting down for a routine check in with FBI agents in Alabama. Brett's in his early 50s. He's pretty easygoing, even though his broad shoulders, full goatee, and permanently furrowed brow give him a much more serious look. Back in the early 2000s, Brett went by the alias Gollum Fun. The Secret Service dubbed him the original Internet godfather after he helped build an online network called Shadow Crew, basically a precursor for today's dark Web. He and the 4000 Shadow crew members committed all kinds of cybercrimes, including identity theft, credit card fraud, and company data breaches. At his peak, Brett was pulling in around half a million dollars every month. That lasted until he got arrested for buying counterfeit cashier's checks. Brett served 90 days in jail, then flipped and started working for the Secret Service. He agreed to help them infiltrate the same kinds of online forums he used to run. In exchange, they let him out on a $10,000 bond, put him up in an apartment, and gave him 50 bucks a day in cash, which is way less than he was making as a cybercriminal it only took him two weeks to start double timing them. Brett filed false tax returns, collecting thousands of dollars a week. He also started talking to a New York Times reporter about writing a book. The feds re arrested him, and when they let him out on bond, he immediately ran away. Here's how he described it years later on the Lex Friedman podcast. I was on the run for four months, stole $600,000. I was in Las Vegas, Nevada, the night before. I'd stolen 160k out of ATMs. The next morning, I woke up, and there's my name. US Most wanted. And that gets your attention. The announcement also exposed Brett's work with the Secret Service. And being outed as an informant put him in serious danger. So he did what any most wanted criminal would do. He fled to Orlando and spent six weeks going to Disney World every single day.
