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Podcast Host (0:00)
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Storyteller (0:30)
Years ago now, back when I was about 8 or 9, my folks and I lived in this huge, weird old house that was like right on the edge of this small town in rural Pennsylvania. The local school districts also happened to be in the middle of this big restructuring. So even though me and my little brother were only a couple of grades apart, we went to different schools and took different buses. This meant I was the last person to leave the house every morning, but also the first person to get home every afternoon since my school was much closer than his. But this also meant that it was also my job to make sure all the lights were off and all the doors were locked when I left every morning to head off to school. So this one morning I became aware
Podcast Host (1:16)
of the fact that that the light
Storyteller (1:18)
was on in the basement and that the door was open. So before I left, I saw to it that the light was off and the door was locked. Then later when I got home that afternoon, I saw that the light was on and the door was open again. I remember thinking I was losing my mind or something, that I had totally just imagined locking it up. I mean, I was pretty tired most mornings after staying up late playing Overwatch, so it wasn't out of the question that I had just forgotten to do it. So I went over to turn off
Podcast Host (1:50)
the light and close the door.
Storyteller (1:52)
But when I got to the top of the basement staircase, I looked down to see that there was a big shadowy figure standing at the bottom. I freaked out, slammed the door and pushed a cabinet up against it and then bolted to hide upstairs in my room. For months I didn't tell my family because I was positive that what I had seen was a ghost. And I didn't think anyone would believe me. It was Halloween time. I was young and dumb and happened to have fostered a firm belief in the paranormal. Then about six months after that weird little incident, my mom and dad realized that things had been going missing around the house. They blamed me and my brother at first, but after we insisted that we were innocent, we all walked around the place with flashlights trying to figure out how anyone might have gotten inside without actually breaking in. It turns out the thing I had seen in the basement was an actual man and he had been climbing in through a small hole on the outside of the house, worming his way through a crawlspace, then coming up into the house through the basement. Recognizing I'd been alone in that house with him on at least one occasion was one of the worst, most terrifying realizations I've ever had in my life. Needless to say, I don't believe in ghosts anymore. This happened to me when I was 11 and I was staying at a friend's house who I will call Kit. Kit was one of those cool kids in school who was always up to trouble. Looking back, I don't understand how I managed to remain friends with him for so long as I was anything but cool and never did anything he did. One night I was staying over at his place on a Friday after school and we started playing touch football in the backyard one on one. After playing for about 20 minutes, he asked if I had heard of a game called Mop, which I had not. He explained to me that the way the game works is you hide by the road and when someone walks or drives past you shout the word mop, hoping to get some kind of reaction. I suppose the game can be known by any other name, but in my case he called it mop. I agreed, so we went down to his front yard and looked up and down the road to see if anyone was heading our way. I should note that Kit's house isn't actually on a main road, so the only reason you would drive down on the left is if you were going to a house further down. And there were only a few houses on this street past Kit's house, so I wasn't expecting many people to pass by. I hid behind the garage bins which were by the driveway fence and Kit was hiding in the opposite side in the garden. At this point it was about 4pm so it was still light out, which to me made the game less fun. About two minutes in, a car drives by and Kit shouts out mop. Nothing happened, which was no surprise. I knew someone driving by wouldn't be
