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A (0:00)
Ready to order?
B (0:01)
Yes. We're earning unlimited 3% cash back on dining and entertainment with a Capital One Saver Card. So let's just get one of everything.
A (0:08)
Everything. Fire everything. The Capital One Saver card is at table 27, and they're earning unlimited 3% cash back.
B (0:15)
Yes, chef. This is so nice.
A (0:17)
Had a feeling you'd want 3% cash back on dessert.
B (0:20)
Ooh, tiramisu.
A (0:21)
Earn unlimited 3% cash back on dining and entertainment with the Capital One Saver Card. Capital One, what's in your wallet? Terms apply.
B (0:28)
See capitalone.com for details.
A (0:30)
All right, remember, the machine knows if you're lying. First statement. Carvana will give you a real offer on your car. All online. False. True. Actually, you can sell your car in minutes. False.
B (0:41)
That's gotta be true again.
A (0:43)
Carvana will pick up your car from your door, or you can drop it off at one of their car vending machines.
B (0:47)
Sounds too good to be true. So true.
A (0:50)
Finally caught on. Nice job. Honesty isn't just their policy. It's their entire model. Sell your car today, too. Carvana pickup fees may apply.
B (1:00)
If you're an experienced pet owner, you already know that having a pet is 25% belly rubs, 25% yelling, Drop it. And 50% groaning at the bill from every vet visit. Which is why Lemonade Pet insurance is tailor made for your pet and can save you up to 90% on vet bills. It can help cover checkups, emergencies, diagnostics, basically all the stuff that makes your bank account nervous. Claims are filed super easily through the Lemonade app, and half get settled instantly. Get a quote after@lemonade.com pet and they'll help cover the vet bill for whatever your pet swallowed after you yelled, drop it.
A (1:40)
Early parties are more about the parents getting together than the kids when they're that 1000%.
