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It's Canada Day weekend, give or take, and Shane and Ryan have three stories that will improve nothing about your life and yet somehow feel essential.

First: the banana car. Twenty-three feet long, Ford F-150 engine, open top, eighty-five miles an hour, and a dedicated app so you always know where it's headed next. Second: Contemporary Calgary is currently housing a thousand-pound butter cowboy, kept from melting by fans running twenty-four hours a day inside a Monopoly exhibit that runs five months. Third: Florida paddleboarders pulled off a dramatic water rescue for what they were confident was a dog. It was a coyote. Everyone survived. Good job, Florida.

Also in the mix: the definitive Batmobile ranking and a brief detour into Homer Simpson's car design philosophy.

Topics: weird news Canada, banana car, butter cowboy Calgary, Florida coyote rescue, useless stories

Originally aired on 2026-07-03