Sharp or Square – FINAL NFL Week 8 Bets
Hosts: Chad Millman & Simon Hunter
Podcast: Sharp or Square (iHeartPodcasts / The Volume)
Date: October 26, 2025
Episode Focus: Finalizing Week 8 NFL Bets
Episode Overview
Chad Millman and professional bettor Simon Hunter lock in their final five picks for NFL Week 8, dissecting sharp-versus-square angles for each featured game. They address last-minute injury news, market moves, and key betting strategies, helping listeners identify where the “wiseguys” stand on this week’s toughest matchups. The conversation leans into contest-focused plays with attention given to getting the best lines, injury-driven swings, and the hosts’ candid admissions about tough calls and “gross” bets.
Key Discussion Points and Insights
1. Ravens Injury Drama & Contest Strategy
[03:08 - 06:55]
- Game: Chicago Bears at Baltimore Ravens
- The Ravens saw a major line drop (from -6.5 to -2.5) after confusing updates to Lamar Jackson’s injury status.
- Chad criticizes John Harbaugh and the Ravens for "a tone deaf, stupid, arrogant thing to do" by misreporting practice participation, noting that gambling-era transparency is essential.
- They ultimately pull the game from their plays but dissect what went wrong, noting how pro bettors anticipated the move.
- Quote:
“You cannot be doing this anymore. It's a new age... Your franchise, everyone is in bed with these gambling companies.” — Simon Hunter (05:34)
2. Houston Texans vs. San Francisco 49ers
[06:55 - 08:45]
- Play: Texans as short underdogs, moving toward slight favorites
- Despite Texans injuries at wide receiver, Simon expresses faith in C.J. Stroud’s ability to produce, citing the Niners’ weak pass rush and favorable matchups.
- “We can't avoid this one, especially the fact we get such a good line.” — Simon Hunter (08:29)
- Contest Note: Strong play as long as line stays under 3.
3. Cowboys at Broncos: The Case for Denver
[08:45 - 11:05]
- Play: Denver -3 / -3.5
- Chad’s main fear: Bo Nix’s struggle vs. Dallas’ zone defense, but Denver’s pressure and home-field conditions present an advantage.
- Simon leans on Denver’s defensive edge and the Cowboys’ road woes.
- “I still think this number is off by one or two points. So I love that you're still getting under four.” — Simon Hunter (10:31)
4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers at New Orleans Saints
[11:05 - 13:38]
- Leaning Saints +3.5 but Not Locked In
- Classic pros vs. Joes: money on Saints, bets on Bucs.
- Chad is wary of Tampa's injury list and worries about “walking into” a wiseguy trap but recognizes importance of catching the hook.
- Simon likes the number due to Bucs’ injuries, but is not locked due to hesitancy with rookie QB Spencer Rattler vs. Baker Mayfield.
- “They play close games. It's just who they are.” — Simon Hunter (12:47)
5. Cleveland Browns at New England Patriots
[13:38 - 16:47]
- Play: Patriots -7 / -6.5 (“Rock and a Hard Place bet of the week”)
- Chad details why the Browns are a fade off a big win, on the road, with a QB the hosts don’t trust.
- Simon sees this as a classic Vrabel domination spot (referring to New England’s head coach), favoring experience and matchups over Cleveland’s inconsistent franchise history.
- “This just feels like a horrible, horrible situation for this Cleveland team with their quarterback.” — Simon Hunter (15:20)
- Emphasis: Be patient—wait for the line to hit -6.5.
6. Giants at Eagles: Finding the Value
[16:47 - 19:37]
- Play: Giants +7.5
- Philly’s roster is banged up (A.J. Brown, Adoree Jackson, Cam Jurgens out). Giants are relatively healthier.
- Simon: Books haven’t caught up with the Giants’ current quality, and the Eagles are being “priced as a juggernaut” when they’re not dominant.
- “This is not a juggernaut of an Eagles team. This is a team that can't close teams out.” — Simon Hunter (18:53)
- Key: Prioritize +7.5 if you can find it.
7. Jets at Bengals — Analyzing the Sharpside but Passing
[24:23 - 26:11]
- Chad frames the Jets (+6 / +6.5) as the “sharpest number out there,” but neither host feels confident enough to include it as a top five contest play.
- Simon: “I know it's a sharp number… but I gotta avoid this one.”
8. Pittsburgh Steelers at Green Bay Packers
[26:11 - 28:25]
- Play: Pittsburgh +3 / +3.5
- Hosts see the Steelers as a classic home-dog value, contest number at +3.5. Caution: Shop for the 3 if possible, avoid at +2.5.
- Simon: “If it feels like Green Bay to the masses is a much better team… but it just feels like going to be a really close game.”
9. Honorable Mentions and Throw-Outs
- Colts were mentioned as a potential play at -14.5, but both agree the number is “just too huge” compared to others.
- Saints/Bucs and Jets/Bengals are sharp, but not making the final five due to injury uncertainty and lack of conviction.
The Final Five Contest Picks (Week 8)
[28:28; 32:28]
- Houston Texans +1 (also okay at -2/-2.5)
- Denver Broncos -3.5
- Pittsburgh Steelers +3.5 (prefer 3 or better)
- New England Patriots -6.5 (wait for line to drop from -7)
- New York Giants +7.5
“Houston plus one; Denver minus three and a half; Steelers plus three and a half; New York Football Giants plus seven and a half; and New England minus six and a half. That’s our final five.” — Chad Millman (28:49, 32:28)
Total Bets & Bonus Angles
[29:24 - 30:38]
- Lean toward Unders:
- Dallas vs. Denver: Under 51.5 (“feels like a fun under” — Simon, 29:44)
- Houston vs. San Francisco: Under 41.5
- Cleveland vs. New England: Under 40.5 (“Just feels like a gross, boring game” — Simon, 30:11)
- Monday Night Football:
- KC -11.5 (against Washington) as part of a moneyline parlay with ATL and NE
- Kirk Cousins’ late injury news is moving the line (ATL dropping to -6.5).
Notable Quotes & Moments
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On injury reporting in the gambling era:
“It’s a new age. You cannot be doing this anymore.” — Simon Hunter (05:34) -
On Eagles being overvalued:
“This is not a juggernaut of an Eagles team. This is a team that can't close teams out.” — Simon Hunter (18:53) -
On sweating ‘gross’ bets:
“So yeah, in our contest we can get -6.5. They know what they're doing… but yeah, love the Patriots here.” — Simon Hunter (16:37) -
Contest advice:
“Try to find the three wherever you are, even if you have to pay a little bit of the juice.” — Chad Millman (28:45, about Steelers +3)
Tone & Delivery
The conversation is unfiltered, analytical, and sometimes self-deprecating, with both hosts willing to admit mistakes or feel “gross” about backing certain sides. They maintain a practical approach: getting the best number, waiting on lines, and reading the market rather than sticking to firm early-week positions if injury news changes everything.
Timestamps for Key Segments
- Ravens Drama & Betting Transparency: 03:08–06:55
- Texans-Niners Final Analysis: 06:55–08:45
- Broncos-Cowboys Sharp Call: 08:45–11:05
- Saints-Bucs Push/Pull: 11:05–13:38
- Patriots-Browns Must Bet: 13:38–16:47
- Giants-Eagles Key Value: 16:47–19:37
- Jets-Bengals Sharp Debate: 24:23–26:11
- Steelers-Packers Contest Lock: 26:11–28:25
- Top Five Recap: 28:45 / 32:28
- Unders & Bonus Parlays: 29:24–31:36
Final Word
The episode arms listeners with actionable insights, emphasizing market movement, contest strategies, and real-world betting psychology. Chad and Simon’s picks are a blend of sharp logic, line value, and a willingness to stomach the ugliest sides for long-term profit.
Five Final Bets
- Texans +1 (okay up to -2.5)
- Broncos -3.5
- Steelers +3.5
- Patriots -6.5 (wait for line drop)
- Giants +7.5
“That’s our final five.” — Chad Millman (32:28)
