Sharp or Square: NFL Week 16 Betting Breakdown
Podcast: Sharp or Square
Hosts: Chad Millman & Simon Hunter
Network: iHeartPodcasts / The Volume
Episode: Sharp NFL Week 16 Bets
Date: December 18, 2025
Episode Overview
Main Theme:
Chad Millman and professional sports bettor Simon Hunter break down NFL Week 16 from a betting perspective, distinguishing between “sharp” (professional) and “square” (public/popular) sides. The episode explores injuries, line moves, and sharp calls, providing listeners with actionable insights for wagering—be it point spreads, moneylines, or contest picks.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Market Reactions and Recap of Sharp Calls
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Quarterback News & Early Week Developments (04:00)
- Recent quarterback shakeups (Brady Cook starting for Jets; two news for Dolphins), causing big line swings.
- Reminder on injury and info volatility: “You lose track of everything when you’re in Vegas...Woke up this morning and like, I couldn’t even figure out what city I was in.” — Simon [04:22]
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Line Movement Reflections
- Chad laments missing early value on Cincinnati; line moved from +1 to -4.5 after Tua injury news.
- “Bad miss by me...I don’t know why. I was spooked off by the line.” — Chad [04:43]
2. Sharp vs. Public Positions Across Big Games
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Rams vs. Seahawks (Thursday Night) (06:00, 09:29)
- Public loves the Rams; “fake sharps” (pros acting like sharps) on Seattle.
- Chad bullish on Rams, skeptical pros’ love for Seattle: “I’ll walk into the trap if this is one...I think the hype is way too much for backing Sam Darnold in this spot.” — Chad [05:56]
- Simon adds distraction factor: “Puka (Nacua) is turning into a distraction...It’s just not what the Rams need.” — Simon [11:00]
- Historical angles: McVay's December/late-season ATS records (28-11 SU in December, 17-3 ATS since 2021), his dominance over Seattle, and evidence Seattle’s home-field edge is gone.
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Washington Commanders at Philadelphia Eagles – Brass Balls Bet of the Week (16:11)
- Both on the Commanders +6.5/+7 as a sharp divisional dog.
- Rationale: Eagles overvalued on blowout win, public “hammering” Philly but line not budging thanks to pro resistance.
- “If I was the general public…and didn’t have a model…why wouldn’t I bet the Eagles here? They looked incredible.” — Chad [17:52]
- Historical: Jalen Hurts’ ATS struggles late season, particularly in December vs NFC East (1-5 ATS in this spot). Dan Quinn’s track record as a dog also cited.
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Kansas City Chiefs at Tennessee Titans (21:23)
- Mahomes out, line drops from 11.5 to 3/3.5. Pros and public leaning Titans but hosts NOT putting it in their contest.
- “Under still looks good…Under is 37.5. Like you said, I don’t know how the Chiefs are going to score.” — Chad [22:52]
- Simon jokes: “Your lack of support on a really ugly dog is shocking to me. The whole Titans voodoo has gotten into your head.” [23:45]
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Minnesota Vikings at New York Giants – Simon Says Pick (27:40)
- Fade on Vikings as road fav after emotional win; Giants the value side.
- Emotional letdown September: “Teams...playing in Dallas, then on the road next game…are 0-6 against the spread this season… failing to cover by almost 11 points.” — Chad [28:32]
- Vikings as dome team in cold, Giants have pass rush advantage.
- “90–80% of tickets are on the Vikings, but 70% of money is on the Giants.” — Simon [30:51]
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Bills at Browns (34:10)
- Buffalo -10 on the road; both hosts unexpectedly lean to Buffalo as the side despite initial hesitation.
- Stat from Evan Abrams: “When Josh Allen plays a defense allowing fewer than 20 points per game, 28-9 ATS in his career...It’s the best mark of any quarterback since ’03.” — Chad [35:31]
- Browns’ OL/injury issues raised; “I think, you know, Cook might have 13 rushing touchdowns. Josh Allen might have 12…” — Chad [37:50]
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Jacksonville Jaguars at Denver Broncos (39:10)
- Jags are a sharp/sneaky side despite public skepticism. Pro money may move line from +3.5 to +2.5.
- Trends: Teams scoring 48+ points Nov or later are 59-42 ATS next game.
- “I am confident in this Jaguars team, but for contest play...it has to be three and a half.” — Chad [43:58]
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Las Vegas Raiders +14.5 at Houston Texans (44:09)
- Classic “buy low, sell high” after a shutout loss.
- Teams shut out the week before are 6-0 ATS this year.
- “We’re simply betting this because of the trends and the numbers…” — Chad [44:52]
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Patriots at Ravens (47:32)
- Pats +3.5 is a play, fading public/Baltimore buzz after a win, despite Lamar Jackson’s stellar record in weeks 15/16.
- “Variable in this exact spot…tends to get his guys ready to bounce back.” — Chad [48:43]
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Dallas Cowboys vs LA Chargers (51:22)
- Pros overwhelmingly on Dallas; late week line move support Cowboys.
- Chad: “It just seems like all the numbers…the pros are right. Right. The pros came in heavy on this one.” [53:07]
- Trends: Dak strong at home in back-to-back homestands.
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Arizona Cardinals at Atlanta Falcons (54:22)
- Both hesitant to take a strong position. Slight nod to Arizona as a dog, but numbers on both sides uninspiring.
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Carolina Panthers at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (56:42)
- Panthers a sneaky value as divisional dogs; Bucs on a massive ATS losing streak.
- “This is the exact spot where we’re supposed to back this Panthers [team].” — Chad [57:15]
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Detroit Lions vs Pittsburgh Steelers (60:26)
- Simon flips to Lions -6.5 after research, citing Campbell/Goff bounce-back and Tomlin’s record as a big dog (7-10 ATS).
- “The Lions have not blown a 10-point lead in almost three years…21-0 straight up in those games.” — Simon [61:30]
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- On fake sharps (sharps acting sharp but are public):
- “These guys think they’re professionals, but they’re actually frauds...I’ll walk into the trap if this is one.” — Chad (on the Rams-Seahawks) [05:58]
- On betting divisional dogs:
- “If you want to follow what I call the fake sharps, they’re going to be on the Seahawks…and I think the Rams, it’s going to be the spot.” — Simon [13:17]
- On Jalen Hurts' late-season ATS stats:
- "He is great, usually against the spread to start the year, but then the public keeps betting him...and the number goes too far." — Chad [18:59]
- On contest line shopping:
- “The number is coming down. So I’m happy to see the pros are joining me...This is going to be a pros versus Joe’s type of game.” — Simon (Giants/Vikings) [30:51]
- On the market’s overreaction:
- “My god, if we can avoid this one like Tennessee, I’m happy now.” — Simon (Arizona/Atlanta) [56:35]
- On podcast mission:
- “This is the show that makes the squares sharper and makes the wise guys pay attention.” — Simon [03:34]
Timestamps for Important Segments
| Segment | Timestamp | |-----------------------------------------------|------------| | Sharp Calls & QB News Recap | 04:00 | | Rams-Seahawks in-depth + McVay trends | 09:29 | | Commanders-Eagles "Brass Balls Bet" | 16:11 | | Chiefs-Titans & Market Overreaction | 21:23 | | Giants-Vikings (Simon Says) | 27:40 | | Bills at Browns Extended Breakdown | 34:10 | | Jags-Broncos and Regression Talk | 39:10 | | Raiders-Texans "Buy Low" angle | 44:09 | | Patriots-Ravens, Fading Momentum | 47:32 | | Cowboys-Chargers analytic review | 51:22 | | Cardinals-Falcons reluctant leans | 54:22 | | Panthers-Bucs number talk | 56:42 | | Lions-Steelers power ratings flip | 60:26 | | Biggest Bets & Parlays Segment | 70:23 |
Week 16 Consensus & Contest Picks (“Biggest Bets” Recap) [70:23]
- Most confident plays (early in week):
- Washington Commanders
- Chicago Bears
- New England Patriots
- New York Giants
- Lean Buffalo Bills
- Moneyline Underdog Parlay: Tennessee, Arizona, New York Giants, New England, Jaguars [71:25]
- Favorites Parlay: Saints, Lions, Cincy, Bears/Buffalo, Dallas [71:51]
- Sharp vs Square Standouts:
- Chad’s sharp but “square” bet: Bills -10 [72:40]
- Simon’s “Brass Balls” bet: Washington (+6.5) [16:11]
- Simon’s sharp underdog call: Tennessee Titans [73:10]
Flow and Tone
- Banter: The duo maintain a joking, but data-driven tone—often teasing each other about their picks or reactions to line movement.
- Self-Reflection: Chad expresses regret for missing early line moves; Simon admits to bias on some teams (e.g., Rams).
- Sharp/Public Dynamics: Constantly weigh the merits of pro vs public action and recognize traps.
- Listener Value: All analytics or trends are used to help listeners gain an edge or avoid common pitfalls.
Final Takeaways
- The hosts maintain a sharp/square framework but always question groupthink—even among professionals.
- Persistently advocate fading overreactions, trusting historically profitable trends (e.g., divisional dogs, fade teams off huge wins/shutouts).
- Encourage contest/DFS players to shop lines, beware injury news, and understand NFL market psychology.
Memorable Close:
“Bullying does work on certain people.” — Chad, after finally buying into a previously doubted side [72:29]
“Feedback is a gift. Till next time. Love you. Hey baby. We gonna be here all day. We’re gonna be here all day baby. I like this kind of party.” — Show outro [73:54]
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