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Dr. John Watson
I'm Hugh Bonneville and welcome to Sherlock Holmes Short Stories, the series where we delve into the files of fiction's most brilliant detective, following his keen mind and unerring instincts from the first subtle clue to the final dramatic revelation.
Sherlock Holmes
This time we present the Adventure of.
Dr. John Watson
The Cardboard Box, a case that begins.
Sherlock Holmes
When a lonely spinster receives a mysterious.
Dr. John Watson
Package that chills her to the bone. A simple cardboard box containing two freshly severed human ears. What appears at first to be a cruel prank soon reveals something far more sinister. Leading our heroes from the quiet streets of Croydon to the shipping routes of Liverpool, grisly evidence will be examined and family secrets exposed as Holmes pieces together a tale of jealousy, betrayal and above all, vengeance. From the Noiser Podcast network, this is the Adventure of the Cardboard Box. Part one. In choosing a few typical cases which illustrate the remarkable mental qualities of my friend Sherlock Holmes, I have endeavoured as.
Sherlock Holmes
Far as possible to select those which.
Dr. John Watson
Presented the minimum of sensationalism while offering.
Sherlock Holmes
A fair field for his talents. It is, however, unfortunately impossible entirely to.
Dr. John Watson
Separate the sensational from the criminal, and.
Sherlock Holmes
A chronicler is left in the dilemma that he must either sacrifice details which.
Dr. John Watson
Are essential to his statement and so give a false impression of the problem.
Sherlock Holmes
Or he must use matter which chance.
Dr. John Watson
And not choice, has provided him with. With this short preface I shall turn to my notes of what proved to be a strange, though a peculiarly terrible chain of events. It was a blazing hot day in August. Baker street was like an oven, and the glare of the sunlight upon the yellow brickwork of the house across the road was painful to the eye. It was hard to believe that these were the same walls which loomed so gloomily through the fogs of winter. Our blinds were half drawn and Holmes lay curled upon the sofa, reading and re reading a letter which he had received by the Morning Post. For myself, my term of service in India had trained me to stand heat better than cold, and a thermometer at 90 was no hardship. But the morning paper was uninteresting. Parliament had risen, everybody was out of town, and I yearned for the glades of the New Forest or the Shingle of Southsea. A depleted bank account had caused me to postpone my holiday.
Sherlock Holmes
And as to my companion, neither the.
Dr. John Watson
Country nor the sea presented the slightest attraction to him.
Sherlock Holmes
He loved to lie in the very.
Dr. John Watson
Centre of five millions of people, with his filaments stretching out and running through them, responsive to every little rumour or suspicion of unsolved crime. Appreciation of nature found no place among his many gifts, and his only change was when he turned his mind from the evildoer of the town to track down his brother of the country. Finding that Holmes was too absorbed for conversation, I had tossed aside the barren.
Sherlock Holmes
Paper and leaning back in my chair.
Dr. John Watson
I fell into a brown study. Suddenly my companion's voice broke in upon my thoughts.
Sherlock Holmes
You are right, Watson, said he. It does seem a most preposterous way.
Dr. John Watson
Of settling a dispute. Most preposterous. I exclaimed.
Sherlock Holmes
And then, suddenly realizing how he had.
Dr. John Watson
Echoed the inmost thought of my soul.
Sherlock Holmes
I sat up in my chair and stared at him in blank amazement. What is this, Holmes?
Dr. John Watson
I cried. This is beyond anything which I could have imagined. He laughed heartily at my perplexity.
Sherlock Holmes
You remember, said he, that some little time ago when I read you the passage in one of Poe's sketches in which a close reasoner follows the unspoken thoughts of his companion, you were inclined to treat the matter as a mere.
Dr. John Watson
Tour de force of the author.
Sherlock Holmes
On my remarking that I was constantly in the habit of doing the same thing, you expressed incredulity. Oh, no, perhaps not with your tongue, my dear Watson, but certainly with your eyebrows. So when I saw you throw down your paper and enter upon a train of thought, I was very happy to have the opportunity of reading it off and eventually of breaking into it as a proof that I had been in rapport with you.
Dr. John Watson
But I was still far from satisfied. In the example which you read to me, said I, the reasoner drew his conclusions from the actions of the man whom he observed.
Sherlock Holmes
If I remember right, he stumbled over.
Dr. John Watson
A heap of stones, looked up at the stars, and so on.
Sherlock Holmes
But I have been seated quietly in.
Dr. John Watson
My chair, and what clues can I have given you?
Sherlock Holmes
You do yourself an injustice. The features are given to man as.
Dr. John Watson
The means by which he shall express his emotions, and yours are faithful servants. Do you mean to say that you read my train of thoughts from my features?
Sherlock Holmes
Your features and especially your eyes. Perhaps you cannot yourself recall how your reverie commenced?
Dr. John Watson
No, I cannot.
Sherlock Holmes
Then I will tell you. After throwing down your paper, which was the action which drew my attention to you, you sat for half A minute.
Dr. John Watson
With a vacant expression.
Sherlock Holmes
Then your eyes fixed themselves upon your newly framed picture of General Gordon, and I saw by the alteration in your face that a train of thought had been started. But it did not lead very far. Your eyes flashed across to the unframed portrait of Henry Ward Beecher which stands.
Dr. John Watson
Upon the top of your books.
Sherlock Holmes
Then you glanced up at the wall and of course your meaning was obvious. You were thinking that if the portrait were framed, it would just cover that bare space and correspond with Gordon's picture.
Dr. John Watson
There you have followed me wonderfully. I exclaimed.
Sherlock Holmes
So far I could hardly have gone astray. But now your thoughts went back to Beecher and you looked hard across, as if you were studying the character in his features. Then your eyes ceased to pucker, but you continued to look across and your face was thoughtful. You were recalling the incidents of Beecher's career. I was well aware that you could not do this without thinking of the mission which he undertook on behalf of the north at the time of the Civil War. For I remember your expressing your passionate.
Dr. John Watson
Indignation at the way in which he was received by the more turbulent of our people.
Sherlock Holmes
You felt so strongly about it that I knew you could not think of Beecher without thinking of that. Also, when a moment later I saw your eyes wander away from the picture, I suspected that your mind had now turned to the Civil War. And when I observed that your lips set, your eyes sparkled and your hands clenched, I was positive that you were indeed thinking of the gallantry which was shown by both sides in that desperate struggle. But then again, your face grew sadder. You shook your head. You were dwelling upon the sadness and horror and useless waste of life. Your hand stole towards your own old wound and a smile quivered on your lips which showed me that the ridiculous side of this method of settling international.
Dr. John Watson
Questions had forced itself upon your mind.
Sherlock Holmes
At this point I agreed with you.
Dr. John Watson
That it was preposterous and.
Sherlock Holmes
And was glad to find that all my deductions had been correct.
Dr. John Watson
Absolutely, said I, and now that you have explained it, I confess that I am as amazed as before.
Sherlock Holmes
It was very superficial, my dear Watson. I assure you I should not have intruded it upon your attention had you.
Dr. John Watson
Not shown some incredulity the other day.
Sherlock Holmes
But I have in my hands here a little problem which may prove to be more difficult of solution than my.
Dr. John Watson
Small essay in thought reading.
Sherlock Holmes
Have you observed in the paper a short paragraph referring to the remarkable contents of a packet sent through the post to Ms. Cushing of Cross Street, Croydon? No, I Saw nothing. Ah, then you must have overlooked it. Just toss it over to me. Here it is, under the financial column. Perhaps you would be good enough to read it aloud.
Dr. John Watson
I picked up the paper which he had thrown back to me and read. The paragraph indicated it was headed a gruesome packet.
Sherlock Holmes
Miss Susan Cushing, living at Cross Street, Croydon, has been made the victim of what must be regarded as a peculiarly.
Dr. John Watson
Revolting practical joke, unless some more sinister meaning should prove to be attached to the incident.
Sherlock Holmes
At 2 o' clock yesterday afternoon, a small packet wrapped in brown paper was handed in by the postman.
Dr. John Watson
A cardboard box was inside which was.
Sherlock Holmes
Filled with coarse salt. On emptying this, Ms. Cushing was horrified to find two human ears apparently quite freshly severed. The box had been sent by parcel.
Dr. John Watson
Post from Belfast upon the morning before.
Sherlock Holmes
There is no indication as to the.
Dr. John Watson
Sender and the matter is the more.
Sherlock Holmes
Mysterious as Miss Cushing, who is a maiden lady of 50, has led a most retired life and has so few acquaintances or correspondence that it is a rare event for her to receive anything through the post.
Dr. John Watson
Some years ago, however, when she resided.
Sherlock Holmes
At Penge, she let apartments in her house to three young medical students whom she was obliged to get rid of.
Dr. John Watson
On account of their noisy and irregular habits. The police are of opinion that this outrage may have been perpetrated upon Ms. Cushing by these youths who owed her a grudge and who hoped to frighten her by sending her these relics of the dissecting rooms.
Sherlock Holmes
Some probabilities lent to the theory by the fact that one of these students came from the north of Ireland and.
Dr. John Watson
To the best of Ms. Cushing's belief, from Belfast.
Sherlock Holmes
In the meantime, the matter is being actively investigated.
Dr. John Watson
Mr. Lestrade, one of the very smartest of our detective officers, being in charge of the case.
Sherlock Holmes
So much for the Daily Chronicle, said.
Dr. John Watson
Holmes, as I finished reading.
Sherlock Holmes
Now, for our friend Lestrade. I had a note from him this morning in which he says, I think that this case is very much in your line. We have every hope of clearing the matter up, but we find a little difficulty in getting anything to work upon. We have of course wired to the Belfast Post Office, but a large number.
Dr. John Watson
Of parcels were handed in upon that.
Sherlock Holmes
Day and they have no means of identifying this particular one or of remembering the sender. The box is a half pound box of honeydew tobacco and does not help.
Dr. John Watson
Us in any way.
Sherlock Holmes
The medical student theory still appears to me to be the most feasible, but if you should have a few hours to spare, I should be very happy to see you out here? I shall be either at the house or in the police station all day. What say you, Watson? Can you rise superior to the heat and run down to Croydon with me on the off chance of a case for your annals?
Dr. John Watson
I was longing for something to do.
Sherlock Holmes
You shall have it then ring for our boots and tell them to order a cab. I'll be back in a moment when I have changed my dressing gown and filled my cigar case.
Dr. John Watson
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Dr. John Watson
A shower of rain fell while we were in the train and the heat was far less oppressive in Croydon than in town.
Sherlock Holmes
Holmes had sent on a wire so that Lestrade, as wiry, as dapper and.
Dr. John Watson
As ferret like as ever, was waiting for us at the station. A walk of five minutes took us to Cross street where Ms. Cushing resided. It was a very long street of two story brick houses, neat and prim with whitened stone steps and little groups of aproned women gossiping at the doors.
Sherlock Holmes
Halfway down Lestrade stopped and tapped at a door which was opened by a small servant girl.
Dr. John Watson
Ms. Cushing was sitting in the front room into which we were ushered. She was a placid faced woman with large gentle eyes and grizzled hair curving down over her temples on each side. A worked antimacassar lay upon her lap and a basket of coloured silks stood upon a stool beside her.
Sherlock Holmes
They are in the outhouse, those dreadful.
Dr. John Watson
Things, said she as Lestrade entered. I wish that you would take them away altogether. So I shall, Miss Cushing. I only kept them here until my friend Mr. Holmes should have seen them in your presence.
Sherlock Holmes
Why in my presence, sir?
Dr. John Watson
In case he wished to ask any questions.
Sherlock Holmes
What is the use of asking me.
Dr. John Watson
Questions when I tell you I know.
Sherlock Holmes
Nothing whatever about it?
Dr. John Watson
Quite so, madam, said Holmes in his soothing way.
Sherlock Holmes
I have no doubt that you have.
Dr. John Watson
Been annoyed more than enough already over this business. Indeed I have, sir. I am a quiet woman and live a retired life. It is something new for me to see my name in the papers and to find the police in my house.
Sherlock Holmes
I won't have those things in here.
Dr. John Watson
Mr. Lestrade, if you wish to see.
Sherlock Holmes
Them, you must go to the outhouse.
Dr. John Watson
It was a small shed in the narrow garden which ran behind the house. Lestrade went in and brought out a yellow cardboard box with a piece of brown paper and some string. There was a bench at the end of the path and we all sat down while Holmes examined one by one the articles which Lestrade had handed to him.
Sherlock Holmes
The string is exceedingly interesting, he remarked.
Dr. John Watson
Holding it up to the light and sniffing at it.
Sherlock Holmes
What do you make of this string, Lestrade?
Dr. John Watson
It has been tarred.
Sherlock Holmes
Precisely. It is a piece of tarred twine. You have also no doubt remarked that Miss Cushing has cut the cord with.
Dr. John Watson
A scissors, as can be seen by the double fray on each side.
Sherlock Holmes
This is of importance.
Dr. John Watson
I cannot see the importance, said Lestrade.
Sherlock Holmes
The importance lies in the fact that the knot is left intact and that this knot is of a peculiar character.
Dr. John Watson
It is very neatly tied. I had already made a note of that effect, said Lestrade complacently.
Sherlock Holmes
So much for the string then, said Holmes, smiling. Now for the box wrapper. Brown paper with a distinct smell of coffee. What, did you not observe it? I think there can be no doubt of it. A dress printed in rather straggling characters. Ms. S. Cushing, Cross Street, Croydon. Done with a broad pointed pen, probably a J, and with very inferior. The word Croydon has been originally spelled with an I, which has been changed to Y. The parcel was directed then by a man. The printing is distinctly masculine, of limited education and unacquainted with the town of Croydon. So far, so good. The box is a yellow half pound honeydew box with nothing distinctive save two.
Dr. John Watson
Thumb marks at the left bottom corner.
Sherlock Holmes
It is filled with rough salt of the quality used for preserving hides and.
Dr. John Watson
Other of the coarser commercial purposes.
Sherlock Holmes
And embedded in it are these very singular enclosures.
Dr. John Watson
He took out the two ears as.
Sherlock Holmes
He spoke, and, laying a board across.
Dr. John Watson
His knee, he examined them minutely while.
Sherlock Holmes
Lestrade and I, bending forward on each side of him, glanced alternately at these.
Dr. John Watson
Dreadful relics and at the thoughtful, eager face of our companion. Finally he returned them to the box once more and sat for a while in deep meditation.
Sherlock Holmes
You have observed, of course, said he.
Dr. John Watson
At last, that the ears are not a pair. Yes, I have noticed that. But if this were the practical joke of some students from the dissecting rooms in, it would be as easy for them to send two odd ears as a pair.
Sherlock Holmes
Precisely. But this is not a practical joke.
Dr. John Watson
You are sure of it?
Sherlock Holmes
The presumption is strongly against it, bodies in the dissecting rooms are injected with preservative fluid.
Dr. John Watson
These ears bear no signs of this.
Sherlock Holmes
They are fresh too. They have been cut off with a blunt instrument, which would hardly happen if a student had done it again. Carbolic or rectified spirits would be the.
Dr. John Watson
Preservatives which would suggest themselves to the medical mind.
Sherlock Holmes
Certainly not rough salt. I repeat that there is no practical.
Dr. John Watson
Joke here, but that we are investigating a serious crime. A vague thrill ran through me as I listened to my companion's words and saw the stern gravity which had hardened his features. This brutal preliminary seemed to shadow forth some strange and inexplicable horror in the background. Lestrade, however, shook his head like a man who is only half convinced. There are objections to the joke theory, no doubt, said he, but there are much stronger reasons against the other. We know that this woman has led a most quiet and respectable life at Penge and here for the last 20 years.
Sherlock Holmes
She has hardly been away from her.
Dr. John Watson
Home for a day during that time. Why on earth then should any criminal send her the proofs of his guilt?
Sherlock Holmes
Especially as unless she is a most consummate actress, she understands quite as little.
Dr. John Watson
Of the matter as we do.
Sherlock Holmes
That is the problem which we have.
Dr. John Watson
To solve, Holmes answered.
Sherlock Holmes
And for my part I shall set about it by presuming that my reasoning is correct and that a double murder has been committed. One of these ears is a woman's, small, finely formed and pierced for an earring. The other is a man's, sunburned, discoloured.
Dr. John Watson
And also pierced for an earring.
Sherlock Holmes
These two people are presumably dead, or.
Dr. John Watson
We should have heard their story before now.
Sherlock Holmes
Today is Friday. The packet was posted on Thursday morning. The tragedy then occurred on Wednesday or Tuesday or earlier. If the two people were murdered, who but their murderer would have sent this sign of his work to Miss Cushing? We may take it that the sender of the packet is the man whom we want. But he must have some strong reason for sending Ms. Cushing this packet.
Dr. John Watson
What reason then?
Sherlock Holmes
It must have been to tell her that the deed was done.
Dr. John Watson
Or to pain her.
Sherlock Holmes
Perhaps. But in that case she knows who it is. Does she know? I doubt it. If she knew, why should she call the police in? She might have buried the ears and no one would have been the wiser. The that is what she would have done if she had wished to shield the criminal. But if she does not wish to shield him, she would give his name. There is a tangle here which needs straightening out. He had been talking in A high, quick voice staring blankly up over the garden fence. But now he sprang briskly to his feet and walked towards the house. I have a few questions to ask, Ms. Cushing, said he.
Dr. John Watson
In that case, I may leave you here, said Lestrade, for I have another small business on hand.
Sherlock Holmes
I think that I have nothing further.
Dr. John Watson
To learn from Ms. Cushing. You will find me at the police station.
Sherlock Holmes
We shall look in on our way.
Dr. John Watson
To the train, answered Holmes. A moment later he and I were back in the front room, where the impassive lady was still quietly working away at her antimacassar.
Sherlock Holmes
She put it down on her lap.
Dr. John Watson
As we entered and looked at us with her frank, searching blue eyes. I am convinced, sir, said she, that this matter is a mistake and that the parcel was never meant for me at all. I have said this several times to the gentleman from Scotland Yard, but he simply laughs at me.
Sherlock Holmes
I have not an enemy in the.
Dr. John Watson
World, as far as I know, so.
Sherlock Holmes
Why should anyone play me such a trick? I am coming to be of the.
Dr. John Watson
Same opinion, Ms. Cushing, said Holmes, taking a seat beside her.
Sherlock Holmes
I think that it is more than probable.
Dr. John Watson
He paused, and I was surprised on glancing round to see that he was staring with singular intentness at the lady's profile.
Sherlock Holmes
Surprise and satisfaction were both for an.
Dr. John Watson
Instant to be read upon his eager face, though when she glanced round to find out the cause of his silence, he had become as demure as ever. I stared hard myself at her flat, grizzled hair, her trim cap, her little gilt earrings, her placid features.
Sherlock Holmes
But I could see nothing which could.
Dr. John Watson
Account for my companion's evident excitement.
Sherlock Holmes
There were one or two questions. Oh, I am weary of questions.
Dr. John Watson
Cried Ms. Cushing impatiently.
Sherlock Holmes
You have two sisters, I believe. How could you know that? I observed the very instant that I entered the room that you have a.
Dr. John Watson
Portrait group of three ladies upon the.
Sherlock Holmes
Mantelpiece, one of whom is undoubtedly yourself, while the others are so exceedingly like you that there could be no doubt of the relationship.
Dr. John Watson
Yes, you are quite right. Those are my sisters, Sarah and Mary.
Sherlock Holmes
And here at my elbow is another portrait taken at Liverpool of your younger sister in the company of a man who appears to be a steward by his uniform. And I observed that she was unmarried at the time.
Dr. John Watson
You are very quick at observing.
Sherlock Holmes
That is my trade.
Dr. John Watson
Well, you are quite right, but she was married to Mr. Browner a few days afterwards.
Sherlock Holmes
He was on the South American line.
Dr. John Watson
When that was taken, but he was.
Sherlock Holmes
So fond of her that he couldn't.
Dr. John Watson
Abide to Leave her for so long.
Sherlock Holmes
And he got into the Liverpool and London boats. Ah, the Conqueror, perhaps?
Dr. John Watson
No, the May Day, when last I heard, Jim came down here to see me once. That was before he broke the pledge. But afterwards he would always take drink when he was ashore, and a little drink would send him stark staring mad. Oh, it was a bad day that ever he took a glass in his hand again. First he dropped me, then he quarrelled with Sarah. And now that Mary has stopped writing, we don't know how things are going with them. It was evident that Ms. Cushing had come upon a subject on which she felt very deeply. Like most people who led a lonely life, she was shy at first, but.
Sherlock Holmes
Ended by becoming extremely communicative. She told us many details about her.
Dr. John Watson
Brother in law, the steward. And then, wandering off on the subject of her former lodgers, the medical students, she gave us a long account of their delinquencies with their names and those of their hospitals. Holmes listened attentively to everything, throwing in a question from time to time.
Sherlock Holmes
About your second sister Sarah, said he, I wonder, since you are both maiden ladies, that you do not keep house together.
Dr. John Watson
Oh, you don't know Sarah's temper or.
Sherlock Holmes
You would wonder no more. I tried it when I came to Croydon and we kept on until about two months ago when we had to part.
Dr. John Watson
I don't want to say a word against my own sister, but she was always meddlesome and hard to please. Was Sarah.
Sherlock Holmes
You say that she quarrelled with your Liverpool relations?
Dr. John Watson
Yes, and they were the best of friends at one time. Why?
Sherlock Holmes
She went up there to live in order to be near them. And now she has no word.
Dr. John Watson
Hard enough for Jim Browner. The last six months that she was.
Sherlock Holmes
Here she would speak of nothing but.
Dr. John Watson
His drinking and his ways. He had caught her meddling, I suspect, and given her a bit of his mind. And that was the start of it. Thank you, Ms. Cushing, said Holmes, rising and bowing.
Sherlock Holmes
Your sister Sarah lives, I think you said, at New Street Wallington. Good bye. And I am very sorry that you.
Dr. John Watson
Should have been troubled over a case with which, as you say, you have.
Sherlock Holmes
Nothing whatever to do.
Dr. John Watson
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Dr. John Watson
There was a cab passing as we came out and Holmes hailed it.
Sherlock Holmes
How far to Wallington?
Dr. John Watson
He asked.
Sherlock Holmes
Only about a mile, sir.
Dr. John Watson
Very good.
Sherlock Holmes
Jump in, Watson. We must strike while the iron is hot. Simple as the case is, there have been one or two very instructive details in connection with it. Just pull up at a telegraph office as you pass cabby.
Dr. John Watson
Holmes sent off a short wire and.
Sherlock Holmes
For the rest of the drive lay back in the cab with his hat.
Dr. John Watson
Tilted over his nose to keep the sun from his face.
Sherlock Holmes
Our drive pulled up at a house.
Dr. John Watson
Which was not unlike the one which we had just quitted. My companion ordered him to wait and.
Sherlock Holmes
Had his hand upon the knocker when the door opened and a grave young.
Dr. John Watson
Gentleman in black with a very shiny hat appeared on the step.
Sherlock Holmes
Is Ms. Cushing at home?
Dr. John Watson
Asked Holmes. Miss Sarah Cushing is extremely ill, said he. She has been suffering since yesterday from brain symptoms of great severity. As her medical advisor, I cannot possibly take the responsibility of allowing anyone to see her. I should recommend you to call again in 10 days. He drew on his gloves, closed the door and marched off down the street.
Sherlock Holmes
Well, if we can't, we can't, said Holmes cheerfully.
Dr. John Watson
Perhaps she could not or would not have told you much.
Sherlock Holmes
I did not wish her to tell me anything. I only wanted to look at her. However, I think that I have got.
Dr. John Watson
All that I want.
Sherlock Holmes
Drive us to some decent hotel, Cabby.
Dr. John Watson
Where we may have some lunch and.
Sherlock Holmes
Afterwards we shall drop down upon friend.
Dr. John Watson
Lestrade at the police station. We had a pleasant little meal together.
Sherlock Holmes
During which Holmes would talk about nothing.
Dr. John Watson
But violins, narrating with great exultation how he had purchased his own Stradivarius, which was worth at least 500 guineas, at.
Sherlock Holmes
A broker's in Tottenham Court Road for 55 shillings. This led him to Paganini, and we sat for an hour over a bottle.
Dr. John Watson
Of claret while he told me anecdote after anecdote of that extraordinary man. The afternoon was far advanced and the hot glare had softened into a mellow glow before we found ourselves at the police station. Lestrade was waiting for us at the door. A telegram for you, Mr. Holmes, said he.
Sherlock Holmes
Ah, it is the answer.
Dr. John Watson
He tore it open, glanced his eyes over it and crumpled it into his pocket.
Sherlock Holmes
That's all right, said he.
Dr. John Watson
Have you found out anything?
Sherlock Holmes
I have found out everything. What?
Dr. John Watson
Lestrade stared at him in amazement. You are joking.
Sherlock Holmes
I was never more serious in my life. A shocking crime has been committed and I think I have now laid bare every detail of it, and the criminal.
Dr. John Watson
Holmes scribbled a few words upon the back of one of his visiting cards and threw it over to Lestrade.
Sherlock Holmes
That is the name, he said. You cannot effect an arrest until tomorrow.
Dr. John Watson
Night at the earliest.
Sherlock Holmes
I should prefer that you do not mention my name at all in connection with the case, as I choose to be only associated with those crimes which present some difficulty in their solution. Come on, Watson.
Dr. John Watson
We strode off together to the station.
Sherlock Holmes
Leaving Lestrade still staring with a delighted.
Dr. John Watson
Face at the card which Holmes had thrown him. Next time on Sherlock Holmes Short Stories. A curiously tied knot leads to a revelation, a sailor gives a dark confession.
Sherlock Holmes
And the truth behind the severed ears.
Dr. John Watson
Emerges from the fog of Liverpool's Docklands. That's next time on the thrilling conclusion of the Adventure of the Cardboard Box.
Sherlock Holmes
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Dr. John Watson
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Podcast: Sherlock Holmes Short Stories
Host: NOISER
Narrator: Hugh Bonneville as Dr. John Watson
Episode: The Adventure of the Cardboard Box: Part One
Original Release: October 22, 2025
In this captivating episode, Hugh Bonneville brings life to Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson as they embark on one of their most peculiar mysteries: "The Adventure of the Cardboard Box." When a spinster named Miss Susan Cushing receives a gruesome parcel containing two freshly severed human ears, Holmes and Watson are swept into an investigation that spans from the tranquil streets of Croydon to Liverpool’s bustling docks. What begins as a supposed medical student prank soon reveals secrets of jealousy, betrayal, and vengeance. This is the first part of a two-part case.
“You are right, Watson, it does seem a most preposterous way of settling a dispute.”
— Sherlock Holmes (04:05)
“There you have followed me wonderfully!”
— Dr. John Watson, amazed at Holmes' deduction (06:44)
“What appears at first to be a cruel prank soon reveals something far more sinister.”
— Dr. Watson's narration opening (00:56)
“The importance lies in the fact that the knot is left intact and that this knot is of a peculiar character.”
— Sherlock Holmes (15:57)
“These ears bear no signs of [preservatives]... They are fresh too. They have been cut off with a blunt instrument, which would hardly happen if a student had done it.”
— Sherlock Holmes (18:05)
“Oh, you don’t know Sarah’s temper... I tried it when I came to Croydon and we kept on until about two months ago when we had to part.”
— Ms. Susan Cushing (24:54)
“I have found out everything... A shocking crime has been committed and I think I have now laid bare every detail of it, and the criminal.”
— Sherlock Holmes (29:29)
Holmes’ Mind-Reading Feat
“I was very happy to have the opportunity of reading it off and eventually breaking into it as a proof that I had been in rapport with you.”
— Sherlock Holmes (04:49)
Holmes Mapping the Crime
“One of these ears is a woman's, small, finely formed, and pierced for an earring. The other is a man's, sunburned, discoloured, and also pierced for an earring. These two people are presumably dead...”
— Sherlock Holmes (19:35)
Holmes’ Humility and Selectiveness
“I should prefer that you do not mention my name at all in connection with the case, as I choose to be only associated with those crimes which present some difficulty in their solution.”
— Sherlock Holmes (29:52)
This episode is a masterclass in logical deduction, subtle forensic detail, and the delicate interplay of family secrets. Bonneville’s narration captures both Holmes’ razor-sharp intellect and the emotional undercurrents of the characters, setting up a tantalizing cliffhanger for the conclusion.
Preview for Next Episode:
“A curiously tied knot leads to a revelation, a sailor gives a dark confession, and the truth behind the severed ears emerges from the fog of Liverpool’s Docklands.” (30:32)
For listeners who haven’t tuned in: expect rich atmosphere, sharp dialogue, and Holmesian detective work at its best — all leading to a mystery that’s as personal as it is macabre.