Dana Holgorsen's whoop score, investigated
Buff Hutts, discussed
What are we all devoting our lives to now that college football has been Fixed
Special guest announcement for next week that also doubles as a test to see who reads the show notes: the BTK killer
Presidential + Vice Presidential aggregate smells, ranked
Mid-show argument over who brought Pizza Hut to Russia
Florida misses on a culturally important recruit
Buckle the fuck up, it's Price Of Crude In The Permian ™ time
Tobacco companies: call us
Travis Kelce get your giant dick over here and take your medicine
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