The One About Robots

Summary

Sibling Rivalry Podcast: "The One About Robots" (May 25, 2026)

Overview

In this episode, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change take listeners on a wildly funny and surprisingly thoughtful journey into the world of robots, AI, and drag. With their signature banter, the duo navigates everything from the semantics of what makes a robot, to robot sex, domestic automation, advances in AI, and how technology might impact the arts—including drag and performance. Along the way, they roast each other, reminisce about “the old days,” and dive into intense (and hilarious) debates about circumcision, snack preferences, and what makes a great drag queen.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Bodega, Snacks, and Domestic Drama

• [02:42 – 05:05] The show launches as Bob and Monét bicker over the poorly stocked studio bodega. Bob insists:

  "Everything in bodega is free, correct? So it should be free from complaints, too." — Bob [03:05]

• Monét points out Bob’s habit of raiding his fridge and pantry, with playful accusations and warm ribbing about Bob's soda preferences and “giant hands.”

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2. Drag Realness & Pop Culture asides

• [05:27 – 07:45] Bob asserts his drag makeup skills, comparing himself favorably to other queens ("I look like a cisgender woman… Some of you girls have to slap on makeup."). Monét teases Bob’s supposed resemblance to Leslie Jones.
• The duo veers into political banter, debating the merits of Jimmy Carter and Herbert Hoover, and riffing on New York and Southern city comparisons.

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3. Task Games & Improv Tangents

• [10:20 – 11:13] The hosts debate whether certain snatch game characters should be “retired” once someone wins. Bob jokes:

  "Now no one can do the robot. Nah, man." — Bob [10:41]

• The AI and robot motif emerges as they reference movies and the modern prevalence of AI.

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4. Robot Sex: The Uncanny Valley and 'Fuck Machines'

• [11:13 – 15:35] Monét starts a playful but surprisingly deep dialogue about robot sex:

  "I hope mine can fuck me." — Monét [11:13] "I will fuck you if you look like a robot, but not if you look like a human, because I don't think we are even a hundred years within getting beyond the uncanny valley of a humanoid robot." — Bob [12:48]

• Discussion of real and hypothetical robot and machine sexual experiences, including references to “fuck machines” and the ease/cleanliness of manual vs. automated sex toys.

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5. Robot or Not? What Defines a Robot?

• [35:06 – 39:00] Deep dive (with classic tangents) into the definition of a robot vs. a machine:
  • Reading the Oxford and Wikipedia definitions.
  • Debating whether washing machines, PlayStations, microphones, and cars qualify as robots.
  • Jacob chimes in, offering that adaptability and autonomy are key.

  "Is your PlayStation a robot?" — Bob [36:05] "By this definition a washing machine is a robot." — Monet [38:35] "Is a car a robot?" — Bob [39:06]

• Laughter ensures as limitations and logic of the definitions unravel.

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6. Automation at Home: Roombas, Jetsons, and Rosie

• [35:25 – 43:39] Would Bob or Monét want a humanoid robot in their home? Not really:

  "I would rather have robots in my home that don't look humanoid because I want them to be able to function quickly, not be struggle busting it." — Bob [40:55]

• Bob references "The Jetsons"—are we getting close to that future? Both agree technological change is real, but Monét insists the world will look significantly different in 36 years, Bob isn’t so sure.

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7. Robots, AI, and the Future of Live Art and Comedy

• [46:27 – 48:52] Bob shares a story about an alleged AI George Carlin “performance,” later revealed to be human-written with an AI-voice overlay. What does this mean for the future of live art and comedy?

  "I do think stand up comedy is one of the things that will be safe from AI." — Monet [46:28] "I believe live comedy." — Bob [48:30]

• They debate whether live music, like certain performers’ concerts, could one day become indistinguishable from AI mimicry.

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8. Drag Queen Skills: What Makes One 'Great'?

• [51:09 – 54:32] The duo discusses what defines a “great drag queen”—is it makeup, wigs, costume creation, performance, all the above?
  • Shout-outs to drag queens excelling in specific technical skills.

  "Everyone does not need to do everything to be a great drag queen." — Monet [53:45]

• Lighthearted drag queen “rankings” in hair skills (including Plastique Tiara, Naomi Smalls, Trixie Mattel, and their own struggles).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Robots as Pets:

  "Apparently the best outcome is that AI will keep us like pets." — Bob [11:07]

• Robot Sex Confessions:

  "I will fuck a robot. People fuck robots all the time. There's fuck machines." — Bob [12:59]
  "Angeria Paris Van Michaels stays at home with her fuck machine." — Bob [13:05]

• The Great Robot Definition Debate:

  "So is a TV a robot? See, I don't know where the line is. Is a TV a robot? I don't know." — Bob [38:37]

• On Live Performance and AI:

  "I do think stand up comedy is one of the things that will be safe from AI." — Monet [46:28]
  "Comedy shows will be safe, though." — Bob [48:22]

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Fun Segments

Song Title Game

• [23:55 – 28:03] Jacob moderates as Monét and Bob compete to name songs from SZA, Lady Gaga, and Ariana Grande.

  "I'm gonna tell you right now, if you pointed a gun at my head and said, you have to name 10 SZA songs, I would say, can I please call my family and say goodbye?" — Bob [23:57]

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Spanish Lesson Interlude

• [29:27 – 31:23] Monét phones Bianca Del Rio for confirmation on the Spanish word for “stupid," leading to live, chaotic language learning and inside jokes.

  "The accent's on stuff. Stupido. Not estupido, you fucking gringo." — Monet [29:31]

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Podcast Timestamps for Major Segments

• [02:42]—Bodega Rant & Studio Snacks
• [05:27]—Drag Makeup, Celebrity Impressions
• [11:13]—Robot Sex & AI Concerns
• [35:06]—Robot Definition Deep Dive
• [40:55]—Home Automation & Jetsons Talk
• [46:27]—AI in Comedy & Performance
• [51:09]—What Makes a Great Drag Queen?
• [53:45]—Drag Skills Debate & Rankings

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Conclusion

In true Sibling Rivalry form, “The One About Robots” blends raunchy wit with honest curiosity, bouncing from sex toys to the technological singularity to the politics of drag. Both Bob and Monét bring their unique comedic chemistry—poking fun, raising genuine questions about the future, and exposing the everyday drama of queer life in a robotic world.

“Everyone does not need to do everything to be a great drag queen.” — Monet [53:45]

“I would rather have robots in my home that don't look humanoid because I want them to be able to function quickly, not be struggle busting it.” — Bob [40:55]

Whether you're into tech, drag, or just in need of a real laugh, this episode delivers.

Transcript

[Monet X Change]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob

[Monet X Change]

the Drag Queen and I'm Monet X Change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is simply rivalry. On this week's episode, Monet learns what a fuck machine is.

[Monet X Change]

We talk about robots and we find

[Bob the Drag Queen]

out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

Please show us and put the picture here. And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've thought about this for a long time. So when we get started, we do a clap slate at the beginning of each episode. But then today I had a drink in my hand. Monet saw me with a drink. But you counted anyway.

[Monet X Change]

You sound like a broken clock.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You count it anyway.

[Monet X Change]

And broken clock is what wrong Every. Every hour of the day except for one or two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Twice a day is right. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

How you doing, kiddo? Good. What are you doing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What am I doing? I'm doing a podcast.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know, I just got like a wave of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you tired?

[Monet X Change]

I just lost energy for some reason.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What happened?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know, but I just had those spicy Nacho Doritos.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Is that bad?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to talk about the controversy of my bodega.

[Monet X Change]

Your bodega you don't have. You don't have a bodega?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's a bodega here in my studio.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, y' all gotta replenish. I'm so irritated when I come here and this fucking place and think it's not replenished. I'm like, what's the point of it being a studio? This shit's not rep replenished like y'.

[Nicole Phelps]

All.

[Monet X Change]

It's bare. It's just all, like, the super spicy, like, the extra spicy chips. No one wants that. Get regular chips.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me tell y' all right now.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I've been hearing a lot of drama about my bodega. Honey, first of all, everything in bodega is free, Correct? So it should be free from complaints, too. That should also be happening.

[Monet X Change]

Honey, first of all, you walk in. Every time you walk into my home, you first, just like the nigger you are. You walk into my home, you stop in my fridge, and, you know, you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

tell me I'm allowed to. You open one door, Bobble stand.

[Monet X Change]

Open both doors with these big ass hands.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Open both at once.

[Monet X Change]

Look at the whole fridge. Like, ugh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Only sodas.

[Monet X Change]

Monet, where are the Coke Zeros? Then you close it, and you go

[Bob the Drag Queen]

over to the pantry, and I find the Coke Zeros. The warm Coke Zeros.

[Monet X Change]

The warm Coke Zeros. And then you go do that. And then you're like, what chips do you have? And then I pull out the M&M's. Like, Monet, you know I don't like what these I don't like. So, please. You can literally do nothing but complain when you come to my home.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't do nothing. I also have fun. I sing, I play combio. I have hosted. I have done the hosting in your home.

[Monet X Change]

Well, should I bring my karaoke machine later so we can all do karaoke?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love karaoke.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, But I have that event that start later Monday. We will still be here, but the fun is gonna be like, I don't want to get. You know, when you come to a

[Bob the Drag Queen]

party later, I think we got a second win. Ooh, someone's Adderall just kicked in, didn't it?

[Monet X Change]

You know, like, especially when you do something on the weekend and, like, you go to something that someone is having and you get there late. You missed half of the group's energy, so you're getting, like, the secondary half. I want to get as much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you doing tonight?

[Monet X Change]

I have a for consideration event.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you dressing up for it?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You better than me?

[Monet X Change]

Well, they paid Me, I guess you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

are better than me. Cause they didn't pay me.

[Monet X Change]

Honey, that was your task. To sneeze loud.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I do not have a lady. Like, sneeze.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't have never been able to sneeze cunt.

[Monet X Change]

I can't count any ladylike things. You have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, let me tell you right now, and I know y' all think I'm doing a bit. I genuine. When I'm up in drags, I look like a cisgender woman. Cisgender woman. Woman. This whole mug. Some of you girls have to slap on makeup. Bianca. Some of you girls have to slap on makeup. Trixie. How far. Some of your girls have to cover yourself in makeup, Mistress Isabelle Brooks. Because I. That is a decision of a woman. I'm not even cutting up. This is c. That's a clown. That's. This is someone's aunt.

[Monet X Change]

You look like Shanay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I put in a picture of myself out of drag and I put it in the chat. GPT said. What's that look like? It said Leslie Jones. I like a cisgender woman. You would never get those results.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I have a question.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You would never get those results.

[Monet X Change]

I have a question. People. Have you seen. People are saying that Z is being too mean to Leslie. Do you. Do you agree in her interview?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I haven't watched it yet.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. People saying that Z was this crooked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I keep. It's all crooked. I have to, like, fix it.

[Monet X Change]

This is a podcast. What part of that do you not understand? So the bulbs that they implanted, were they colored?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I dyed them.

[Monet X Change]

You dyed it? Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can dye my hair.

[Monet X Change]

This is your.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can dye it, cut it for how many months? Six months now.

[Monet X Change]

Six months? Yeah. I think it might be the fastest I've ever seen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I heal quickly.

[Monet X Change]

Wow. What can I say?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We'll just heal quickly.

[Monet X Change]

You're working with Wolverine, huh? You know, I was wondering when you were banging over that thing, like, what the is he looking for over there?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What am I looking for?

[Monet X Change]

Those earrings.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, the earrings.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Because.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because this is my real head. Yeah. This is my real head. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

How was your weekend?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had a lovely weekend. I went to. Can I just say Greenville, South Carolina, is cute. It's kind of cute.

[Monet X Change]

Why would you think otherwise? Did y' all do. We're here there?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Technically, yes. So I think the sister town of Greenville is Spartanburg.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which is like 25 minutes away.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, yeah, a lot of people from Greenville and Spartanburg kind of travel Back and forth. It's kind of like Brooklyn Manhattan. Low key.

[Monet X Change]

It's far from being Brooklyn Manhattan, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

As far geographically. Yes, yes.

[Monet X Change]

Quite far. Yeah. Yeah. But it's not something about Greenville and, and Spartanburg are like Brooklyn Manhattan. Are you kidding me? Don't you ever disrespect my city like that. My set, bitch. The.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who are your most famous New Yorkers? Nicki Minaj, Donald Trump, who else?

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The most famous New Yorker? Donald Trump.

[Monet X Change]

Zoran Mamdani.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Donald Trump. Donald Trump is the most famous New Yorker of all time.

[Monet X Change]

Of all time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Alive.

[Monet X Change]

Alive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Actually, I'm going to go with of all time. I think Donald Trump might be the most famous New Yorker of all time.

[Monet X Change]

Y' all have. Yeah. Jimmy Carter, he was awful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jimmy Carter was not an awful president. Jimmy Carter was a peacemaker. He was the one who bought. He essentially. Well, at one point in time, he's the closest we've ever had to bringing peace to the Middle East. Jimmy Carter.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. But he has some very problematic things in his presidency. He did not look it up. No, say them up. I don't know them, but I've seen them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jimmy Carter is one of the least problematic. He wasn't incredibly effective.

[Monet X Change]

He didn't do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But Jimmy Carter is one of the least problematic.

[Monet X Change]

Herbert Hoover was the least problematic. President

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Herbert Hoover threw us into the

[Monet X Change]

Great Depression to help us heal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. As a country, Herbert Hoover is literally one of the worst presidents of all time. Do you know they have town called Hoovervilles because of how broke people were under Herbert Hoover?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Herbert was pretty terrible.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was horrendous.

[Monet X Change]

What were we talking about? Kill Bill recently?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Last episode.

[Monet X Change]

But. Oh, and my skin in Fortnite. That was the first skin I had. I had a Kill Bill skin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Beatrix Kiddo.

[Monet X Change]

That's her name. I always say her name is Bellatrix.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bellatrix Lestrange.

[Monet X Change]

But it's Beatrix Kiddo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Beatrix Kiddo. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I went to go see the. They did like a movie thing at the AMC where you watch both scene movies back to back. Because I never think I've seen both of them from back to front. It's a great. What a great. You watch them in reverse, like from top to bottom. Like the whole thing. You watch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why do we say top to bottom? Shouldn't you. Why you look at someone like, I feel like I'm looking at something. I look at it like this.

[Monet X Change]

No, Bob, as you were saying, outfit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, an outfit. Like if I'm looking at a building, you don't look at the Empire State Building. Like this. You get it like this.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but as you're. No, but like most things, you look at, you look at. You talk to somebody like, oh, my God. Wow, you look great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can only think of, like, people. Like people that way. Everything else.

[Monet X Change]

What else are you looking at?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I look like a dinosaur at the Museum of Natural History. But bottom to top, that's what you're like.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no. As you did it, you felt goofy. As you did it, you felt goofy. You go, my God, look at this big ass dinosaur. Big stuff. You do this stuff. Your height, you do this.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's fair. Because you make eye contact first.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But inside out. Notice it's outside in.

[Monet X Change]

I want to do it from the inside out. That makes sense. She's beautiful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

From the inside out, that works.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, because you're talking about. But that's a different thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She does great from top to bottom, that works. But this building is immaculate from top to bottom. As if you built it from the top.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, no. But it's not about it. It's about like the top. Like the CEOs, like kind of get inside out. Like this. Beautiful on the top. To the point.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I guess in theory, like the building of a company, you would actually start from the top and then move to the bottom.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because you couldn't start with the. With the people who are getting hired.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that would be real.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You got to start with hiring people.

[Monet X Change]

If, as Mikey Meeks just won with Drew Barrymore, do we think that we should retire Drew Barrymore? I feel like when people win with characters we shouldn't do, they should be retired. Like, we don't need any more. Liza Minnelli's Drew Barrymore's Carol Tran.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it okay that I did Carol because. Because Pandora didn't win so I could do it again.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Once someone wins, I think that character gets dead.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But now no one can do the robot. Nah, man.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, the AI Robot. Would you do AI?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that robot was AI, but I don't think people were using the term AI back then.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're not as much. I mean, yes, there's a whole movie called AI, but the term wasn't as prevalent as it is now.

[Monet X Change]

Cg. Go Gina. She better win.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Watch this video about AI and how it's going to eat us all up or something.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, there's several movies about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Apparently the best outcome is that AI will keep us like pets.

[Monet X Change]

I hope mine can fuck me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm listening.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my eye. Can fuck me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, is it gonna. You gonna fuck a robot?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, of course I'll fuck a robot. Why not? I thought it was gonna come.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you want it to be humanoid, or do you want to be cyborg?

[Monet X Change]

Humanoid robot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She like that.

[Monet X Change]

Like that movie? I just won theaters.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bicentennial, man.

[Monet X Change]

No, not by Centennial, man.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like the robot Terminator.

[Monet X Change]

No, wait, hold on. It's a newer movie and like the robot, the guy that fuck. What was this movie?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're not giving me any?

[Monet X Change]

No, it's a recent movie, Companion and give us anything. I can't even tell you. The stars of the movie.

[Jacob]

Jack Quaid.

[Monet X Change]

Lucas Gage. Lucas Gage. Yes.

[Jacob]

Yeah. Companion, 2025.

[Monet X Change]

Like that. I don't remember. Rob, they're like humans.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you show them what he looks like?

[Monet X Change]

They look like regular humans.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would be more comfortable with a robot that. I would be more comfortable fucking a robot that looks like a robot than a robot that looks like a human.

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because it will not feel like a human.

[Monet X Change]

What do you mean it won't feel like a human?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's gonna feel like. It's not gonna feel like a human. Like, you grab my hand, you feel squishy warmth.

[Monet X Change]

They can make this texture.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But what about. Where is the metal gonna be in that? Feels like a bone. This doesn't feel like metal.

[Monet X Change]

But they'll be able to make synthetic bones that feel like bone. Girl, we're talking about in like, 20 years from now. Synthetic bones.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, I don't want a robot because he's gonna move weird. He's gonna blink. He's gonna do. He's gonna do something that's. I want you to. I will fuck you if you look like a robot, but not if you look like a human, because I don't think we're. I. I don't think we are even a hundred years within getting beyond the uncanny valley of a humanoid robot.

[Monet X Change]

You already sending out a fucking SOS signal. We haven't even experienced a thing yet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not fucking no human. I will fuck a. I will fuck a robot. People fuck robots all the time. There's fuck machines?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Angeria Paris Van Michaels stays at home with her fuck machine.

[Monet X Change]

She what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Angeria does not hook up anymore and she just stays at home with her fuck machine and it beats the pussy up. She has like a. Yeah, her fuck

[Monet X Change]

machine fucks her, like in the butt or she's fucking like a puck. A pussy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it rails her. And she's been pretty open about it.

[Jacob]

Here we go.

[Monet X Change]

I Gotta hear this for like a relationship, anything. So I'm like. But I also don't just be wanting to hook up all this arm cuff. It's just starting to get a little like, ugh, for me. Sometimes I don't feel like leaving my house and stuff. So I just be at home with my machine. That's a different story. But yeah, with my machine on my effing.

[Jacob]

What machine?

[Monet X Change]

Sewing machine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have one.

[Monet X Change]

I do have a sewing machine, but I also have the other kind of machine. I got it for my birthday last year. I got it for myself for my birthday. Are you talking about machines?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You.

[Monet X Change]

Are you talking about the butt?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you talking about the kind of. She answered every question you had. Meatball doing the world's journalism. Your arch nemesis doing real journalism.

[Monet X Change]

A machine. Would you. Would you get a machine?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I don't. I don't bought them like that.

[Nicole Phelps]

No.

[Monet X Change]

But the other one, you have ones where you can them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I feel like I've used like a flashlight before, and I just feel like my hand is really doing. I genuinely just like my hand is doing a great job. I genuinely feel like me and my hand cleanup is so easy.

[Monet X Change]

Your hand. Nobody. Nobody.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You ever clean out a flashlight?

[Monet X Change]

I've never used a flashlight before, so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Any of you ever use a flashlight? You ever cleaned it out? It's exhaust. You have to either unscrew it, pull the whole thing out, turn it. You either turn it inside out, wash it, let it dry, and then shoving it back inside of the. The holder is a whole thing.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I'm not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did have one that was like open on both sides, so it was easier to pull it. It was easier. This one is much easier because it's just. It's like this big. So you through it, basically. And then it's easier to. To take out and clean than the big giant long one.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I've never warmed up my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never actually turned on the light part. I've never seen one with an actual, like, light.

[Monet X Change]

Like, I've seen the ones. The guys use it when it's like you put on here and it does it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I ain't sticking my dick in that. When I see the girls put their hair on those things and they come. I ain't putting my hair. I ain't doing. Whenever I see them girls put their hair. You ever seen this? They put their hair in the machine. You're girl, when that sheet machine malfunctions, you're gonna be looking. You're gonna be headed to work With a machine hanging off your hair.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, you will.

[Monet X Change]

No, you will not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'm gonna have to head to work with a machine on my dick. What about when it malfunctions?

[Monet X Change]

It's not gonna happen, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet. Somebody has malfunction. Just stopped working.

[Monet X Change]

It's not gonna just and fuck your dick off of your body.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, and maybe not yet, but you don't be the first one it happens to. This thing just going up and down now. Also, I need a little. I need a little motion.

[Monet X Change]

It is a motion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's crazy when people mime masturbation and they make their dicks way bigger than other dick is in real life. I hate that shit when someone's like, your dick's up here.

[Monet X Change]

It's for stage girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, people do it, like, in person. Like, so the other day I was like, jerking off and I'm like, let me grab my measuring tape because you're telling me your dick is four feet in the air.

[Monet X Change]

You're telling a story.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think you're trying to.

[Monet X Change]

The queen of the. When people do this, I don't think they're trying to convince you that their dick is up here and it's this big. I think they just tell. Because to do this. Yeah, the other day, that was jerking off. Feels more vulgar than, yeah, I was jerking off. Like, this feels like you are really trying to. You don't need all that

[Bob the Drag Queen]

crazy.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

it how you really. I can't remember the community. I think it was either Adele or some more who was like, I'm tired of seeing rappers with their. With these bad bitches. Put your. Put your real wife in the music video. I want to see Irma and I want to see you jerk off how you really jerk off. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

People do a lot on the head. That's wild to me.

[Monet X Change]

Well, if you're uncut, it's very insensitive. If you're not uncut, it's not sensitive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you're cut, it is more sensitive.

[Monet X Change]

No, if you're uncut, the head is more sensitive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Head of my dick's not that sensitive.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The head of my dick's not that sensitive. I'm cut, right?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Cause you're cut.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're saying if you're cut, it's not.

[Monet X Change]

You're less sensitive? Yes, yes. If you're uncut, it's more sensitive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what about the half cut?

[Monet X Change]

Girls, I kind of teetered a line between both worlds.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is a half cut. You've never really. I've never seen your penis. But like. What are you talking? Like the left side. What do you mean have. There's no. Did the doctor stop? What are you talking about? You've never really explained this. Well,

[Monet X Change]

I don't want to explain it today.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, every other graphic detail you've ever told when you're fisting someone and a man's shits on your chest, you'll say it on stage, but you won't talk about how your penis may or may not be so you're halfway circum. So was there a circumcision? Yeah, but it didn't take.

[Monet X Change]

It was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you had five skin.

[Monet X Change]

It wasn't circumcision. I had like a three skin, not four.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you were never circumcised? You just don't have a big foreskin?

[Monet X Change]

No, I don't Have a big foreskin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That makes that clear. That clears it up. Thank you. Because saying you were half circumcised is. That's like the doctor's alarm went off and said, oh, I got another circum. I got another. The mo. Had another circumcision to go to.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you for clearing that up.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know what. Need to clear it up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, have circumcised and seeing ways that a procedure took place.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, got it. There's no procedure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

People get adult circumcisions. Bananas.

[Monet X Change]

No, I think some guys need to do it. I've hooked up with some guys and they need to get an adult circumcision because that should be funky.

[Jacob]

You have a few more minutes to complete your task.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

As a reminder, I did mine. Okay, but you didn't do yours, though. You failed at yours.

[Monet X Change]

I did not feel at mine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know what it was, but I know you failed at it.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Without a shadow of a doubt. Without a shadow of a doubt, honey. I feel very confident in that. So we can wrap it up then.

[Monet X Change]

We already did it. Are you a fan of Jasmine Garden?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. Is she a singer?

[Monet X Change]

No, she's an influencer. We know Jasmine Garden. She had that thing, 20 something. Jasmine Garden influencer or Jasmine Garden Tiktoker. Jasmine Gardner. Very smart lady.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll see you. A photo. Oh, Jasmine. Yeah. From Atlanta.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I like Jasmine.

[Monet X Change]

She's at her wedding over the weekend. It was. I'm obsessed. First of all, I'm obsessed with her intellect and how she lives here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love her. She's great.

[Monet X Change]

How she takes these people down. It's so inspiring. And her wedding was so beautiful. And like, I was her wedding party. Had like all these different women, right? They're like, obviously she's. I think she's a. She classifies herself as a witch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's witchy for sure.

[Monet X Change]

I think she. I think she's a witch. She does spells and stuff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And like, it was just. She had this like, fierce. I don't know. I just saw this weekend on my thing, and she had just this fierce, beautiful garden. She had this like green, white, like, gown with like all these like roses and petals. And it's like it looked like a very, like, witchy, like, like not traditional wedding. And if I was ever to do a wedding, I would do something that was non traditional for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like. Like, would you go full Harry Potter invite? J.K. rowling?

[Monet X Change]

I hope. I mean, she. She's gonna. I Want her to be the. What you call it? The officiate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The sorting hat can officiate.

[Monet X Change]

Mm. Cat with you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What would you do?

[Monet X Change]

What would they do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you talking about your wedding, what would you do?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know, to be honest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But something a non traditional. All I know is that I would like a wedding cake to be made out of fancy cakes. Lil Debbie. Fancy cakes. I know that. I want fancy cakes arranged in a

[Monet X Change]

way with the chocolate ones.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, fancy cakes are.

[Monet X Change]

They're like white cakes with a brown thing on it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But they're not yellow. They're not like zebras. Zebras are yellow cake. This is a white cake with white icing. With white, like icing on it.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, those.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's my favorite little Debbie snack. Is that pink?

[Monet X Change]

The box was pink, I think, but

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the cake is white.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then I want that covered in fondant.

[Monet X Change]

That's wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I really want that to be my wedding cake. I've thought about this for a long time.

[Monet X Change]

That's wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What was my task?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I couldn't tell you. What was it? What was it? Did you do it?

[Jacob]

He did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I did it. Yeah, what was it? I had to do a reveal. And you were supposed to, let me guess, not react to my reveal?

[Monet X Change]

No. What was mine?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It wasn't that. No, I have no clue. What was it?

[Monet X Change]

I should just say 10 SZA songs and I did it, by the way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What songs?

[Monet X Change]

I said Broken Clocks. I said garden. I said 20 something. I said Far. I said Kill Bill.

[Jacob]

You said Drew Barrymore.

[Monet X Change]

Said Drew Barrymore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna tell you right now, if you pointed a gun at my head and said, you have to name 10 SZA songs, I would say, can I please call my family and say goodbye? I would not be able to do it. All right, Jacob, here's an idea. You name an artist and Monet and I go song for song until we cannot name. Until the other person cannot name another song from that artist.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I'm into it.

[Jacob]

Okay. And do you want me to go like a hot one or more obscure?

[Monet X Change]

Do hot obscure? No, chick, we're gonna go with some AC dc. I don't have no fucking. I can't. ACDC is not.

[Jacob]

I'm starting.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know one song.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think ACDC is obscure for me? Yeah, to you, bitch.

[Jacob]

I think I have a good one. Who I think has a lot of good ones, but who will still be a hard one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's do it.

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Wait. Who do you think is gonna Win me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, easy. Because music is my life. Patti LaBelle.

[Monet X Change]

Honey. Music equals life.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honey Singer. I have lyrics. You don't have any lyrics on your body.

[Monet X Change]

I do. Unapologetically.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honey. Was it. Soak it up. Okay. Patti LaBelle.

[Monet X Change]

God. You gotta.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not fair.

[Monet X Change]

Bob grew up listening to Patti LaBelle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is every Sunday. Bob. I'm sorry. Is Patty too niche for you? No, but that's not fair.

[Monet X Change]

Like, you're going into, like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is Patty t sneaky little boyfriend?

[Monet X Change]

Literally. Bob literally goes off. Bob literally has her lyrics tattooed on his chest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's Aretha Franklin.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But anyway, not all old black women are the same people.

[Monet X Change]

But they are similar. We cannot do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway. I think about you. No, that's not fair.

[Jacob]

Okay, let's do Lady Chaga.

[Monet X Change]

Who? I think that's fair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're still going down.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe paparazzi born this way. Alejandro.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Teeth cooked. We need a time limit on this. We need a time limit on this. Abracadabra, poker face.

[Monet X Change]

Zombie boy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's do. I want to go deep back into the anals of Ladi Gaga. Christmas Tree.

[Monet X Change]

Bad romance.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's do, Like.

[Jacob]

I feel like she's too popular and this is just gonna go on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. We need someone.

[Monet X Change]

Okay,

[Jacob]

that's not fair For Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not fair.

[Monet X Change]

Exactly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. I grew up listening to.

[Jacob]

Let's do Ariana Grande.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I'm cooked. Let's go.

[Monet X Change]

I mean. Okay, let's go. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dangerous woman positions. Bang, bang. Focus. We can't be friends.

[Monet X Change]

Side to side.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Popular.

[Monet X Change]

That's not fair.

[Jacob]

Keep going.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, pov. Good news, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are the names? I was saying good news. I have a song I'm about to say.

[Monet X Change]

You're so full of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was saying good news to me. I'm about to say the name of a song.

[Monet X Change]

You're so full of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jesus Christ. Guys. That being said, What's the one where she's like. Where she's like, I'll help you no more. Is the Wicked the part when I say I don't want to anymore? This is Break Free.

[Monet X Change]

No one mourns the Wicked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go with

[Monet X Change]

I can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know anymore. I can't.

[Monet X Change]

Name another 34. 35. 3435 remix. Shut up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. I don't like that. I don't. I'm not.

[Jacob]

There are two iconic ones from Drag Race that you didn't bring up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which ones?

[Monet X Change]

Which ones?

[Jacob]

Okay, well, first there's Greedy.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Greedy. Valentina Greedy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Didn't you listen to that?

[Jacob]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She did.

[Jacob]

Monet did lip sync to Empty, which you also did not say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm so into. I think I like Arana more than I think I do.

[Monet X Change]

Ariana's great. Her Positions album is such a great album. And what. What I find so impressive is that she. She produces her own vocals and she's stacking and padding herself. I think that's. I find that to be very impressive. She also been in the studio for. For so long, so I get it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you're just like a kid star. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Well, yeah, she was on Broadway. No, Frankie was on Broadway.

[Jacob]

No, she was on Broadway in thirteen.

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The musical.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, as a child.

[Monet X Change]

Thirteen.

[Jacob]

Thirteen. It's about a bar mitzvah.

[Monet X Change]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So do you want to apologize to me? No, I'm just asking him. You opportunity.

[Monet X Change]

No. The answer is no again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you really think I'm the first one to say that on this podcast?

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You said that first.

[Monet X Change]

No, I got that from you. No, that was the you thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that's you. You're an innovator. You're an innovator. You're a tastemaker. You're not. You're an icon. You're.

[Monet X Change]

You're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're a fashion icon.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not trying to be funny. I will invest in you, Mike Sands for us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you invest in something?

[Monet X Change]

Business. Got paid to do this every week, don't I? Yes. You go ass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't say that in front of Nate.

[Monet X Change]

I sure will.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nate didn't grow up in a house where they said the N word.

[Monet X Change]

You're a band.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nate didn't. Did you not? Nate grew up in a. They weren't even allowed to say shut up in his house. You ever sponsored? They couldn't say shut up.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or stupid. You know, I learned this a lot in a lot of Spanish speaking households. Like, stupid is a very offensive word.

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. I think estupiro is like a very harsh word.

[Monet X Change]

Estupido. The accent's on stuff. Stupido. Not estupido, you fucking gringo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think estupido is actually working.

[Monet X Change]

No escupido.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Call someone.

[Monet X Change]

It is estupido.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Call someone.

[Monet X Change]

Let me call a Spanish speaker. Oh, shit. Assad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He doesn't speak Spanish.

[Monet X Change]

No, he called me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Asad does not speak Spanish.

[Monet X Change]

He called me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He speaks Arabic.

[Monet X Change]

Let me call Selena. Cities. She don't really speak Spanish. Like that doesn't go.

[Jacob]

I speak Spanish.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Unless they call Bianca. She don't speak like that either.

[Monet X Change]

But she sure do Estupito. You know, we should go to Bianca. Just, just, just to see what she's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl, I don't know

[Monet X Change]

what. I have two numbers for Bianca. Well, let's try the first one. Man, that's brutal. Bianca. Yeah, I'm say Roy. Hey, Roy. I just have an answer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I, I, I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

I called the first number. I'm gonna try the other one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She don't like you.

[Monet X Change]

She has an LA number and a New York number.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't play the whole thing.

[Monet X Change]

We don't even know what it's saying. Okay, let me try the other one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Goddamn, Bianca. Speak Spanish.

[Monet X Change]

Spanish.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whoever had my phone number before me spoke Spanish. I used to have people call me and just straight up, just go right into Spanish.

[Monet X Change]

Hello. Hello, Roy. This is Monet Xchange here on the podcast. How are you? Roy is gross.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm good.

[Monet X Change]

How are you? Good. Bitch. We have a question. How do you say sure? How do you say stupid in Spanish? Well, I always say estudioville, which is what we've always said. Thank you. Because Bob's talking about some estupedo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did not.

[Monet X Change]

Girl, tell her to get out of here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not what I said. I said estupedo.

[Monet X Change]

Exactly. She sounds like that because she got a lazy tongue. She'll fill you in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, honey, I have an apartment in Detroit, sweetie.

[Monet X Change]

All right, V, we love you. Talk to you soon.

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[Monet X Change]

So Bianca was telling me a story about this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you ever heard people, they use the term house in Vermont or the house in Virginia?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So they were talking about someone who had serial sorta she. Or converted. And she's like, I have. She's like, well, she has the house in Virginia. And they looked at girl and said, no, I have an apartment in Detroit, sweetie. Which is, which is crazy. No, I have an apartment in Detroit. Detroit, sweetie.

[Monet X Change]

That is hilarious. This is youngest friend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, some. Some girl from back in New Orleans.

[Monet X Change]

That is so funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is like something that. That's like genius level writing. That. That is the writing that would win you an Emmy.

[Monet X Change]

Honestly, 100%.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The apart. I have an apartment in Detroit. Sweet.

[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm a Parker girly.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

So we've clarified that. Bianca don't speak Spanish. So that was a crazy choice to make.

[Monet X Change]

But she's still. But people in her family speak Spanish. You don't know that.

[Jacob]

She.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, yes. Her mother speaks Spanish.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't know that.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, her mother has an accent.

[Jacob]

Monea is just trying to get us on the topic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her mother has an accent, but she doesn't speak Spanish.

[Monet X Change]

I have a question for you. Let's say in this world where humanoid robots becoming a thing or a cyborg or whatever they look like, like, would you have one in your home? Like, when they become, like, you have one in your home doing, like, menial tasks, like folding clothes, doing laundry, washing dishes?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I have a hard time. Okay. I was watching this thing about robots and it was saying that the truth is robots are actually more effective and they can maneuver your home better when they look like robots.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Not like humans.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Having a Roomba or a humanoid robot that sweeps the Roomba's going to sweep better than the humanoid robot who is, like, doing this thing.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what I mean? So I would have robots in my home doing, like, for example, I mean, can. Like, where does it stop being a machine and when does it start being a robot?

[Monet X Change]

I think robots are machines, but not all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but not all machines are robots.

[Monet X Change]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, is your PlayStation a robot?

[Monet X Change]

No, it's a machine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So when does a machine become a robot? I genuinely don't know.

[Jacob]

It's about their ability to process data and, like, do things. It's about the brain of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, no, because some robots don't have any brains. Like, some robots are just moving around and doing stuff and they're just programmed. They can't think at all.

[Monet X Change]

But there's still a. There's still a motherboard that is the brain of the thing. Like, the thing that's teaching the thing that's allowed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What makes a robot a robot is its ability to think. It's this ability to do.

[Jacob]

Its ability to operate without human supervision.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's what they say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's the definition of robot. Read the definition of robot. Because, like, if I control a robot, it's still a robot. If I'm controlling all the gears, it is a robot.

[Monet X Change]

But I think its ability to do the task is what makes it a robot. Okay, let's read the definition. This is from Oxford. Oxford. A machine capable of carrying out a complex series of actions automatically, especially one programmable by a computer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So for example. So would you say ChatGPT is a robot?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's doing a task. But it's through your computer though. So like your computer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It said it's supposed to be a computer.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So. Yeah. So chatgpt is a. Is a. Is a robot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So is the computer a robot?

[Monet X Change]

Yes, I think both are. Because the computer's doing tasks that your keyboards are doing.

[Jacob]

I think robot does. It needs to have some kind of physical form. ChatGPT is a computer program.

[Monet X Change]

It's not a robot, but the computer. So the computer's a robot. ChatGPT is what? Just a program? A program.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a washing machine. A robot?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Is washing your clothes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it's. But the automatically part wasn't in there.

[Monet X Change]

But you. But you can't do it. I do my thing automatically. So I just load the things in there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So washing machine is a robot? Yeah, a PlayStation is a robot.

[Jacob]

I don't think they are. I think a robot needs to be flexible and adaptable. I think one of the big things is robots have some level of autonomy and adaptability.

[Monet X Change]

Autonomy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go back to the difference again.

[Monet X Change]

Where are you getting that from?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A machine capable of carrying out a complex series of actions automatically, especially when programmable by a computer.

[Monet X Change]

So my washing machine can do. I just put the clothes in there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's going through several cycles.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. It's doing it on its own. I'm not doing it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A robot is machine.

[Monet X Change]

Especially when this is Wikipedia, by the way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Via a computer capable of automatically carrying out a complex series of actions. A robot can be guided by an external or internal control device. Robots may be humanoid, but most are task performing machines, prioritizing functionality over aesthetics.

[Monet X Change]

I think a washing machine is a robot. What do you think?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think yeah.

[Monet X Change]

By this definition a washing machine is a robot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So is a TV a robot? See, I don't know where the line is. Is a TV a robot? I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is this microphone a robot?

[Monet X Change]

No, it's not completing a task. We're using it as a v. As a vessel to get the task. But it's not. There's nothing. There's nothing automatically happening here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's no programming in the microphone.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, maybe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. Sure. We're gonna get sure is in the chat right now. Actually a lot of people know this, but you know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is a car a robot?

[Monet X Change]

Yes, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob says no.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What about like a car that drives itself? Awaymo's a Robot. Yeah. The Waymo is driving itself.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A lot of cars can drive themselves. I can put my car in cruise control. I will say this. I can put my car in cruise control, and if it comes up against another car, it'll stop itself. So that is a series of automatic

[Monet X Change]

tasks, very complex tasks. Keep you alive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I would say my car, even though it cannot drive itself, it is a robot. And if I try to change lanes without blinking, it tries to put me back. I hate when my car does that. I know where the fuck I'm going to. I hate when my car tries to put me back in the motherfucking lane.

[Monet X Change]

Or it's going back to when you were at Ruby Tuesday. Thought you took a shot or two before you go to work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe I did. I didn't say what I do. I take one shot of Jim Beam before I go to work from an episode ago. Sorry, y'.

[Monet X Change]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then I'd be like, okay, I'm good. Next time I take two shots.

[Monet X Change]

Like, next time I'm going to work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Next time I'm going to work. I can function well on two shots. Big shots, doubles. I'm good. Next time I take three shots. That was the limit. Three shots where someone was at work, said, are you drunk?

[Monet X Change]

Are you like, so are you just. Just 1, 2, 3.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, bang, bang, bang.

[Monet X Change]

Why not just put it? Want to just drink it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. I was 18 mon. What do you want from me? I might have been 18, 21, somewhere in that age. And then I. And then I found out three shots is the amount before someone is like, are you drunk?

[Monet X Change]

So then you went back down to two. Yes, but how long did you do this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All the time?

[Monet X Change]

Whenever I worked, I was saying like, like this. A year, two years. You got sober 20, 22. So you did it from 18 to 22?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, because I didn't have a job forever. So like, like, if I. Like I worked in the morning sometime when I did theater, I worked in the morning.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not going to go to. I'm not going to wake up in

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the morning and take a shot. That' that's a problem. You have a problem, then I don't have a problem.

[Monet X Change]

So a plane is a robot. Planes mostly fly themselves.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So a plane is a robot.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, but is it, I guess Jacob. Jacob. Don't think so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would rather have robots in my home that don't look humanoid because I want them to be able to function

[Monet X Change]

quickly, not be struggle busting it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Like a nice Roomba.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Although I don't really believe in the Roomba.

[Monet X Change]

Because if you get a humanoid robot, then it's just. It's gonna have to use your vacuum robot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, the robot's using a robot. Girl.

[Monet X Change]

Not only did they make a feature where maybe its feet turns into a vacuum and it just walks around your house and is sucking it up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it makes more sense if the vacuum itself can just move around. Like, why do you need to look like. I don't need my robot to look like a human.

[Monet X Change]

I think it's a. Because there are some things that human that. There are some tasks that your robot can't do because it's a human looking. Like, what if it was loading the dishwasher?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They can just make a machine that will unload the dishwasher. If the dishwasher's arms, that would be.

[Monet X Change]

But then that's taking up space in your home. A big old fucking octopus in your house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So is a giant person.

[Monet X Change]

It doesn't have to be a giant person. It could be a small person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How tall is this robot?

[Monet X Change]

I think this robot is just tall enough to do the things it needs to do. Reach all the cabinets.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also his arms. This can't reach the cabinets.

[Monet X Change]

Its arms extend. Bitch. It's a robot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So that is getting taller.

[Monet X Change]

Only his arms are getting longer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why don't the legs get longer?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, maybe the legs can too. If it needs to get taller, he can do anyway. But it's going stature as this. When you need to get bigger or longer arms or taller, your legs extend and your arms extend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think what's best is for the dishwasher to open and then things come out of the countertop and put everything where they belong. Think the Jetsons. Like if I was in the Jetsons. Rosie. What's her name?

[Monet X Change]

Rosie. Rosie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not up in my house. First of all, what is Rosie? The house is automatic.

[Monet X Change]

No one's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, let's wake that up. Rosie's lazy as shit. The house is doing all of its own stuff. What is Rosie doing? Yeah, Rosie is a machine telling machines to machine.

[Monet X Change]

But what were Rosie's tasks?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I saw her dusting.

[Monet X Change]

She dusted.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But the table can dust itself. Bitch. We live in the future. What year was the Jetsons set in?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, what year was the Jetson supposed to be?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause I wanna know how close we are, girl.

[Monet X Change]

We're not. I think it was like probably 2002. Oh, 2052.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

It's underneath the. Yeah, yeah, 2062.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We might be alive, and we're not

[Monet X Change]

going to be the Jetsons. Not those little tubes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We actually might.

[Monet X Change]

We're living on high sky pillars in the tower with those little tubes that take you everywhere. I don't think so, babe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think we'll be in the tubes, but I think we actually might be more advanced than the Jetsons, to be honest. I really genuinely think that by that time, we will be more advanced than we. It won't look. It won't look like that. You know what I mean? But we will have a lot of that stuff, if not more.

[Monet X Change]

That's in What? That's in 40. That's in 36 years. 36 years, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I plan to be alive for another 36 years, roughly, maybe, give or take.

[Monet X Change]

The world's gonna be so different.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or it won't.

[Monet X Change]

It'll be different. Girl, we're different now from 10 years

[Bob the Drag Queen]

ago, but not that much different. If I fainted, if I was in a coma and woke up, I would be a little confused, but I wouldn't be like, I don't even recognize this place.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But if I woke up in, like, the Jetsons, I wouldn't recognize the world.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I think if. I genuinely think that if I passed out for 36 years and woke up, I could still get up and drive home.

[Monet X Change]

No. No way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think my apartment would still be there. I don't think the roads will change that much.

[Monet X Change]

It would. In 36 years. It will.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think this road. This road has probably been here for 60 years. The road we drive on, they paved it, but the path is still the same. Probably like we do.

[Monet X Change]

Nothing near the landscape would change a lot, though, so. Which would be confusing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Girl, there are bars. There are bars that have disappeared in the past two years. And it's changed how people, like, think about the layout of the land when they go out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When I go back home to New

[Monet X Change]

York, it is a lot of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is maybe New York. Atlanta.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Atlanta.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When I go back to Clayton County, 2000, I. I moved to Kellyanna in 1999. This was 27 years ago. I can still drive around. I can. I can leave cobblestone flats apartments and get to the AMC 24 without questioning it.

[Monet X Change]

I could do that in San Lucia, too. And I left St. Lucia pretty a very long time ago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they have built. There's a whole new school. My whole school. I don't know if the school is gone. The building. There's a whole new school over there. My church. I don't know if my church is still there in church. I said I went to a white church when I was in high school.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which is crazy because it was white.

[Monet X Change]

You would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because it was not a black neighborhood. There was a, there was a, it was a black neighbor. There was one white. The closest church to me was a white church. I don't know why that church is in the neighborhood. I, I cannot figure out why that church is in the neighborhood. But it was a close church to

[Monet X Change]

me because they always come to black neighborhoods to suck us in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it was all, it was all. It was not all, actually. It was, it was a pretty mixed church. Like, was it all white or mixed? Well, the, the, the, the, the, the administration was white, the pastor was white, the singers were white, stuff like that. But there were black congregants. But it was a church run by white people. And in the. I would say the youth group was probably like 40 black, 60 white maybe.

[Monet X Change]

And Vietnamese. A lot of Vietnamese.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not at the church.

[Monet X Change]

Oh God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not at the church. But Atlanta does have a lot of Vietnamese people. Yes, but I don't remember any Vietnamese people at my church. Baron Baptist Church.

[Monet X Change]

If you're listening to this, I don't know when this video's coming out, but I'm on tour, so you should come see me for the High Heels Bad News comedy tour.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or is it a robot?

[Monet X Change]

Or is it a robot? Oh, my God. I do think stand up comedy is one of the things that will be safe from AI. But anyway, before I get there, come to go to monatia.com to get your tickets. Depending on when this video is out. I am coming to Portland, Oregon, to Seattle. I'm coming to San Diego. And I have, I just, I have maybe have announced all my fall dates, which I'm very excited to go to some very interesting places. So I'll see you all very soon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did an interview with a guy who did this. Like I even saw it, but I didn't realize it was him. His name is Chad Kolchin. He has a podcast called the Necessary Conversation with his parents who are maga. And years ago he did this AI George Carlin comedy special. He was like, AI wrote. This is years ago. He's like, AI wrote a George Carlin comedy special and recorded it.

[Monet X Change]

It.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But actually not what happened. He wrote the special, he recorded the special and then he just used a voice modulator to make it sound like George Carlin. But everyone believed that AI wrote it because he just said it did.

[Monet X Change]

Was it good?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It sound. It Sounded like some pretty decent George Carlin material. You ever listen to George Carlin? No, it was. It was George Carlin. I mean, it wasn't like. It wouldn't be George Carlin's best work, but he. Everyone thought AI wrote it and made it, but he actually wrote it. He recorded it, and he just used an AI thing to change the voice or some modulator. I don't know if you call that AI some modulator to do George Carlin's voice over it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I guess. As I said, I think comedy will be safer. AI Maybe not like if all of our. Everyone's George Carlin, but again, this wasn't actually AI. I know what I'm saying. But I'm sure AI can do that if all of. Because it's on the Internet. Exactly. Music. So as I said, comedy, I was talking about. Comedy's not safe from AI. Someone can probably just prompt it to make a Bob the Drag Queen set. And I'm sure with time it'll probably get better where it can get your exact inflections and stuff like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Comedy shows will be safe, though.

[Monet X Change]

Like live shows. Yeah, well, I think that's what I was gonna say. Live anything is the only thing that would be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't believe that. I believe live comedy.

[Monet X Change]

You don't think live music as well?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think so.

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, for example, you go see the gorillas. They're on the screen. Most of the time. It's the gorillas are almost.

[Monet X Change]

It's not AI, the robots.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, I know, but I'm saying the gorillas are on the screen and they're in the darkness on the stage. So you're not actually looking at the gorillas. You're looking at cartoons while the gorillas play down there.

[Monet X Change]

But that's also their aesthetic. That's always been the gorillas scene.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if the gorillas just had animatronics? How would you know? How would you know? First of all, how do we actually. Can you Google it? Do the gorillas show their faces now? Cause I feel like back in the day, I saw. I might be making this up. I feel like I saw a video of the gorillas and they're in the shadows and their cartoons are above their heads.

[Monet X Change]

That's done. They show their faces and.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you show them at the concert? Like, gorilla's concert? Because I feel like. Wait a minute, 20, 26. I just want to see, like. Because I feel like they used to show just Grills concert and just look at the images. But this is fine. Yeah. So what we're looking at right now is. We are looking at.

[Monet X Change]

Are they show their faces.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, they're fully faced out.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe there's one special concert they did. It was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe that was one. Yeah, I saw.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but I think that. I think that live music, like, example, like, for Ray, right? I'm in love with the artist Ray. I'm gonna go see her sza. Like, I'm gonna go. I wanna go see them live. I don't wanna see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you go see Sia and a woman comes out with a giant wig on that covers her whole face, if that's not Sia and this person is lipsticking to an AI version of a song Siya wrote, is that still, like, what are you experiencing there? How do we even know that Sia. I guess we just trust it.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, but it's also. These are people who have built their careers like that. Like, Sia has always been this. Right. It'll be weird if Beyonce started doing that. If we went to Beyonce concert and she just has a big cowboy hat on, her whole thing. You don't see her face. That would be weird. And that's not what you go. That's not what you go to see Beyonce for. You go to see Beyonce. Beyonce and do her thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, if you. If you, like, if you're on RuPaul's Drag Race and then RuPaul's sitting there with like a. A face keeny and like a ponytail and like giant glasses. Was that not RuPaul?

[Monet X Change]

You know? You know, people had the nerve to say it was Raven. I'm like, y' all crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, the skin tone match.

[Monet X Change]

We couldn't see any skin, so how would you know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cuz the skin tone matches.

[Monet X Change]

We didn't see any skin, but the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

skin tone does match.

[Monet X Change]

People accusing Crystal Versace, then I'm like, I mean, she does appear a little dark, but I genuinely think she is a phenomenal drag queen. Do you think so?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Krista Method?

[Monet X Change]

Krista Versace.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she's fine.

[Monet X Change]

No, she's great. Like, I watch some of her things, like she does this thing on her Patreon where she has a masterclass where people can submit pictures of videos of their drag and she'll critique them. And it's such a poignant and, like, really detailed analysis of these people's drag. And I'm like, you know, you could be just surface and be like, oh, yeah, you can blend a little more. And if you maybe did that, she's like, she's so meticulous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think what I'm saying is I really genuinely think that there's a lot more that goes into a fabulous drag queen than just being really good at makeup. So, like, the question is, is she a great drag queen or is she a great, like, makeup artist and like hairdresser? Like, for example, if I can make great wigs, am I a great drag queen? If I can do makeup, am I now a great drag queen?

[Monet X Change]

So she does all of it. She does hair. This, this is back think like these like southern girls. She does hair. She makes her own costumes, she does her own makeup. She does her own. She's, she's also a really great performer. Did you see her thing for Halloween? She was Jessica Rabbit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never seen, I've, I, I, I saw, I don't, I, I'm not, this is no credit. I just remember she was like, looking great and like walking around.

[Monet X Change]

No, she did a number. She did a whole number.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What she, like, doing? This was, she was, it was a high energy. Was she dancing or. She just looked really good.

[Monet X Change]

It was like a ballad, like, sultry, sexy number.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was like a, she was like eating.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So by those metrics, I think she's a great drag queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, is Diego Montoya a great drag queen?

[Monet X Change]

No, he doesn't do drag, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I'm saying that's, that's my question. Like, so for me, what I would say is a great drag queen is if I, if I am entertained by what you're doing. But I guess if you find her makeup videos entertaining, then yes, by that metric, she would be a great drag queen. The truth is, I don't know enough about Crystal Method to know, I mean, Crystal Versace to know if she is a great drag queen, because I don't really consume a ton of her content. But yeah, yeah, I guess that's the question. Like, if you, if you. So is it, so is the makeup where it begins? Like, if you can do, if you make wigs and you make dresses but you don't do makeup, would that make you, if you're doing, or if you can do all these things but you just do it on someone else, are you a good drag queen?

[Monet X Change]

No, you're not a drag queen because you're not a drag queen. If you're not going to you, then you're not a drag queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So the moment you put on yourself, you become a good drag queen?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if you're not a great performer?

[Monet X Change]

But we know many, you and I know great drag queens who Aren't great performers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you name some?

[Monet X Change]

I don't. I can't. I can't think of them right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But just.

[Monet X Change]

Well, we know some. You and I have spoken about it a little more.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We used to stand for something on this podcast. Say their names.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow.

[Monet X Change]

But you and I know great drag queens who are not great performers. But this goes onto my thing I say about Drag Race every season. Everyone does not need to do everything to be a great drag queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I agree.

[Monet X Change]

Like Drag Race. But not to you. This is not to you, obviously, you know, but to the fans that watch the show, when one queen fumbles on one thing, like, ugh, she's awful. I'm like. Cause she can't dance. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you know any drag queens who are really, like, particularly bad at something that you still find them to be great drag queens? Like someone who's a really bad dancer, really unfunny, or really yak, yak, yak, who you're like, that is a great drag queen. Because I feel like, I reckon to be a great drag queen, you have to be at least well rounded, right? A little bit.

[Monet X Change]

A little bit, yeah. I mean. But I don't know how to sew. I mean, I do know how to sew. I'm not a great seamstress. I can make the basics.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you can sew. So I would say you are not.

[Monet X Change]

You and I are literally the worst at hair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm better than you.

[Monet X Change]

You're better than me, but you're not. But that better is marginal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I would say that if you're. Who's, like, the hair queen, the hair diva, Gloria. If Gloria and Tyler are up here. And I would say you are. And this is, like, as low as you can be. You are right here.

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm further than that bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm here and I am here. No, no, no, no. Yes. No, no, I'm here, and I would say Trixie's like.

[Monet X Change]

No, Trixie's better than Trixie works.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look at me. Trixie's like, here.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jacob]

Plastique. Tiara.

[Monet X Change]

Plastique is up there with Gloria.

[Jacob]

Naomi Smalls.

[Monet X Change]

Naomi's pretty good with hair, actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know she's gonna do her. I don't know. She's a hairdresser.

[Monet X Change]

She's a hairdresser. Yeah. Naomi's good with hair. Yeah, we talked about this. It's just the one thing. And I've tried Cracker. I hear lessons with Cracker.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cracker's up there.

[Monet X Change]

Cracker is. Cracker is great with Hair. I have a few questions for Domino and my hand just can't.

[Jacob]

Sorry. For our audio listeners, can you do one to ten?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. So if Tyler and Gloria are ten,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

then I would say Trixie's like a 9.5. I would say Plastique is like a 9.8. I would say that Monet is like a zero point.

[Monet X Change]

Bob, zero is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me finish. 0.002. And I'm like two, two and a half tier two. Two and a half for sure. Jessica's.

[Monet X Change]

Bob. Bob thinks he's the next perfidia. Cause he can pull his hair back and slap a fucking donut on it and get called out of hairstyle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The fact is I can do everything you can do. But I can do more than that. I can also style a wig. I can style a wig. Wig. I have never in my year.

[Monet X Change]

What wig have I seen you style? Please show us and put the picture here. What is this wig we've ever seen you shot?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't wait to show you. This is going to be so exciting. This is so exciting.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob, have you ever seen Bob style wig?

[Jacob]

I mean, when he first met. He was doing his own lace front. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

No, that's not styling it. That's not styling a wig.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's even crazier. Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

That's not styling hair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, he needs styling. We had a.

[Jacob]

We did a YouTube video promo for when RuPaul had the party City wig collection. They paid us to do a promo for it. And he had to style his own wig for that.

[Monet X Change]

Let me see you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Jake can pull that one up.

[Monet X Change]

I'm pulling up my other one. I can't wait to see what else. And no one helps you with this wig? This Party City wig.

[Jacob]

I know. Free did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Free help.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So. Okay. But Free Satin looked.

[Monet X Change]

I know. So that's. I'm not even looking at that. Because Free probably helped with the whole thing. Please.

[Jacob]

And here's the final result.

[Monet X Change]

Y' all are. Bob did not do that by himself. And y' all would not gaslight me to think he's up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I ate that wig up.

[Monet X Change]

You did not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I ate that wig up.

[Monet X Change]

Let me see this league.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Give me. Facebook has changed how they do their albums. And it's so annoying. Like, the albums are now.

[Monet X Change]

Look at Free.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look at Free's wide ass. Hands to Twitter. Look at me. Look at me.

[Monet X Change]

Go back to the shot he just had.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob of Alfred. But I'm up in there. I'm up in that wig.

[Monet X Change]

Free's a good drag. Queen. Free's a good drag queen, but he's not the best performer. Free knows that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why did of all you want to call out, why would you choose my baby to call out?

[Monet X Change]

But Free is a great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did this where Free is a wonderful performer.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know what you're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I made that wig myself. I was going up there only.

[Monet X Change]

Please post that.

[Jacob]

Can you put it in the media chat, please?

[Monet X Change]

Only because. Oh, by the way, this is by Free's omission. Cause he says I cannot remember words. Free cannot remember the words to his songs. That's a big part of lip syncing. But Free's a great hairstylist, great at makeup.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did this wig.

[Monet X Change]

You're not helping your kids.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You could never do that.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, I could.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In a million years, Millie. This was one flat wig when I got it. Okay, you could literally never do that. You could. Not on your best day.

[Monet X Change]

You wanna see the wigs I've styled, bitch?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I made this wig. That is a great wig. I look great here. You're a hater, bro. Let me go ahead and put that wig in the chat, honey. Yeah, we'll let y' all decide.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I'll send the ones that I

[Bob the Drag Queen]

have that and you all can comment below. All right, let's get out of here. Yeah, we gotta go.

[Monet X Change]

Bye.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bye, everyone.

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