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Sibling Rivalry – "The One About Etiquette"

Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Date: December 3, 2025
Producer: Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Episode Overview

This week, Bob and Monét dive into the nuances of etiquette—from luxury purse culture and texting habits to crying in public and group chat politics, all laced with their signature banter and razor-sharp wit. The duo explore what etiquette means in their lives, riff on pop culture moments, and spill on everyday faux pas, offering both personal tales and observations about the world around them.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Sibling Fakery & Fake Designer Goods

[02:08] Monét kicks off with “sibling fakery”—the notion of finding impressive knock-offs in New York City.
- Monét marvels at how realistic street “dupes” of luxury goods have become:
  
  "It’s not just the stitching and the lettering looks real, but the quality, like, it feels real to me. Like the texture and the quality of it feels good." (Monét, 02:16)
[02:46] Bob contrasts real and fake bags, mentioning that sometimes even the fakes are made in the same buildings as the real thing (allegedly).
- Bob’s anecdote turns personal as he shares a story about his brother gifting him a real Louis Vuitton bag—and Monét’s skeptical assessment of it.

2. Purse Etiquette—Superstitions & Drag Race Influence

[06:12] The discussion shifts to purse culture—Monét insists you don’t put purses on the floor, but Bob’s not superstitious about it.
Bob reveals he used to make his own purses and wallets out of comic books in high school:

"I used to make my own purses. They were... wallets and purses out of comic books." (Bob, 07:01)
Monét recalls a fan-made wallet and runway looks from Drag Race events.

3. Luxury, Resale, and Event Bags

They riff on the cost of designer bags, the logic of “event-only” bags, and the mind-boggling price tags:

"If I’m paying $5,000 for a bag, I would hope they were gonna defy gravity." (Monét, 04:49)

4. Cartoons, Gaming, and Nostalgia

[08:38] A nostalgic detour covers old-school vs. new cartoons.
Monét gushes over the upcoming Avatar: The Last Airbender game, while Bob sticks to Zelda:

“Zelda’s the only game where I’m like, I’m one character all the way through...” (Bob, 09:05)
Jacob, their producer, confirms (SpongeBob is still running as of June 2025).

5. Political Figures & Revisionist Memory

[10:14] They discuss the death of Dick Cheney, confused memories of public shootings, and incidents surrounding various politicians.
- The infamous Dick Cheney hunting accident is recounted, with Monét stunned to learn “He shot someone in the face?!” (Monét, 10:36)
- Bob's revelation:
  
  “My mom got shot in the face. She lived, right?” (Bob, 11:31)

6. Movie Billboards: Good, Bad, and Fugly

[13:10] Monét hypes up Teyana Taylor as an actress after seeing a new DiCaprio-Del Toro movie, while Bob obsesses over effective and terrible billboard/poster designs and what movie marketing gets right and wrong.
Later, they riff about how billboard placement costs can radically differ depending on location:

“If you have the money to rent a billboard, you should have the money to make a nice poster, right?” (Bob, 19:37)

7. Billboard Costs & Times Square Dreams

They break down the math of digital billboards in Times Square—how $36,000 could let you “have pictures of yourself all day long” ([27:04]), and the varying cost of billboards from LA to Times Square.

8. Group Chat Etiquette & Being “Bad at Texting”

[28:46] Monét teases Bob for being “notoriously” bad at returning texts despite being glued to his phone.
Bob insists his screen time is actually lower than Monét’s and they get competitive about daily averages.
They debate the nuances of Google Maps usage skewing their phone time and accuse each other of “live-and-driving” for social media:

“When I do videos and driving, Andy is operating the camera. I’m not using it. And I’m looking ahead every time.” (Bob, 41:21)

9. Public Etiquette: Handling Emotional Strangers

[49:03] Monét and Bob act out what they'd do seeing someone crying in public in NYC vs. LA.

"Oh, walk right past her. Right past her. As if I didn’t even see her." (Bob, 50:15, on NYC etiquette) Monét: “In LA, I would stop. In New York, I wouldn’t. Cause I’m just conditioned...” (50:41)

10. Organized Religion & Greedy Pastors

[52:22] Bob references a viral story of a pastor demanding a $2,000 donation and humiliating a donor who could only bring $1,200.

“The fact that people see shit like this and they still think there’s nothing wrong with organized religion, that is the part that trips me out.” (Monét, 52:41)

11. Fitness Routines, Everyday Rituals, and Old Friends

Bob and Monét reminisce about walking around NYC for fun and Bob’s “every day no matter what” working out phase.
They joke about holding each other accountable for daily rituals and social media challenges.

12. Pop Culture Miscellany: Comics & MCU

[56:27] The episode closes with nerdy debate over which heroes are worthy to wield Thor’s hammer (Mjolnir). Jacob chimes in that both Spider-Man and Storm have lifted it in the comics:

“Who do you think, you know, could probably pick up Mjolnir?” (Bob, 56:27)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Sibling Fakery Reality Check:

"I mean, I have a lot of luxury...I seldom use them. I really use them when I'm going to events."
—Monét X Change, 04:21
Billboard Philosophy:

"If you have the money to rent a billboard, you should have the money to make a nice poster, right?"
—Bob, 19:37
Resale Revelations:

"If I'm paying $5,000 for a bag, I would hope they were gonna defy gravity."
—Monét, 04:49
Etiquette on Crying in Public:

"Oh, walk right past her. As if I didn't even see her."
—Bob, 50:15
Live Discussions of Screen Time:

“My daily average is 6 hours and 44 minutes.”
—Monét, 39:30
“6 hours, 55 minutes.”
—Bob, 39:33
On Organized Religion & Scandal:

"That pissed me off. When I saw that, I got so annoyed… The fact that people see shit like this and they still think there's nothing wrong with organized religion, that is the part that trips me out."
—Monét, 52:35 & 52:41

Timestamps for Important Segments

| Timestamp | Segment/Topic | |-----------|-------------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:08 | Sibling fakery & fake bags | | 06:12 | Purse etiquette & superstitions | | 08:38 | Cartoon nostalgia & video games | | 10:14 | Political figures, Cheney & memory fuzziness | | 13:10 | Movie billboards, Teyana Taylor as “it girl” | | 19:37 | Billboard spending and effectiveness | | 27:04 | Times Square billboard math | | 28:46 | Group chat etiquette & texting arguments | | 39:30 | Comparing screen time stats | | 49:03 | Etiquette: what to do when someone cries in public | | 52:22 | Pastor scam story & discussion on organized religion | | 54:25 | Daily rituals & fitness “every day no matter what” | | 56:27 | “Worthy” superheroes—Mjolnir debate |

Tone and Language

The entire episode is characterized by rapid-fire, irreverent, and affectionate banter. Both hosts toggle between sarcastic jabs and real talk, with plenty of pop culture references, inside jokes, and friendly arguments. Their comedic chemistry is constant, lively, and sprinkled with New York/LA flavor.

In summary:
This episode explores how etiquette plays out in the everyday (and often absurd) lives of Bob and Monét: in what we value, how we communicate, how we process public emotion, and, of course, how we roast our siblings—even the fake ones. Whether you love high fashion, group chat drama, or sharp pop culture takes, this one delivers classic Sibling Rivalry realness.

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[01:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
My name is Bob the Drag Queen.
[01:31]
Monet X Change
And I'm Monet X Change. And this is sibling rivalry.
[01:51]
On this week's episode, we introduce sibling fakery.
[01:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
We talk about etiquette.
[01:56]
Monet X Change
And we find out what made Bob say this.
[01:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
Jet fuel does not melt steel. And we find out what made Monet say this.
[02:03]
Monet X Change
Was he bad? I don't remember if he was bad or good.
[02:08]
The sibling fakery going on in the world is really good. I was walking in New York City the other day and I was walking.
[02:16]
Not Canal street, but in Soho. And I was like, I'm gonna look at these. Cause you know the guys, when they have the dupes just on the street on their big. If y' all don't know. If you walk down in New York City and they have this a lot in Europe as well, guys with big blankets, they have a bunch of fake things on the ground. You can look at them. I picked it up and it's not just the quality, it's not just the stitching and like the lettering looks real, but the quality, like, it's like, it's like it feels. I mean, I don't always know what good or real leather is. It feels real to me. Like the texture and the quality of it feels good.
[02:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Taylor, is he getting. He can hear you now, well, I have a real Louis Vuitton bag that I bought, and then I have this fake Louboutin bag. You'll probably know which one is fake, but I want you to tell me if you can figure it out. Okay, but apparently they make the dupes in the room in the same building.
[03:03]
Monet X Change
Allegedly.
[03:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
Like you knew before I knew.
[03:04]
Monet X Change
I can always finish your sandwiches, Bob. Wait, but is that. I think that's like the two Louis Vuitton bags.
[03:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, there's two up there.
[03:14]
Monet X Change
Only the fake.
[03:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not true. Only the fake one.
[03:19]
Unless you mop my real one.
[03:21]
Monet X Change
I mop the. It's me the.
[03:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
And when you announced it, well, girl was like, right next to it.
[03:29]
Monet X Change
Oh, that's the real one.
[03:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. So here's my fake. My fake Louie.
[03:36]
Yeah.
[03:37]
Monet X Change
I will say get into it, open.
[03:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
It up, look around.
[03:39]
Monet X Change
Give me a second. I feel like the real one wouldn't have.
[03:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
I feel like the real would have.
[03:45]
Monet X Change
All this going on.
[03:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
What do you mean all this?
[03:47]
Monet X Change
No, Bob, you have to get the same.
[03:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
This is definitely a Louis Vuitton fro.
[03:50]
Monet X Change
No, you. You. You have to get the same thing.
[03:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
You.
[03:52]
Monet X Change
You can't get two different bags. Like I. Does the real one have, like, all this? I feel like this would be. What's more seamless and.
[03:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, no, it. No, it is.
[04:00]
Monet X Change
That's fake.
[04:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, this. No, this is real. This. This is a gift.
[04:05]
Monet X Change
From who?
[04:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
My brother.
[04:06]
Monet X Change
Your brother gave you Louis Vuitton purse?
[04:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
[04:09]
Monet X Change
Oh, that's so sweet.
[04:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
This is real. Well, my brother got it for me. I hope it's real. It was. It was a gift for my brother. He said he got it from the mall.
[04:18]
Monet X Change
Let me see.
[04:21]
I mean, I have a lot of luxury. Me and Kim were talking about this the other day. Me and her, we have a lot of luxury bags. But I will say of all these luxury bags, I don't know why. I seldom use them. I really use them when I'm going to events.
[04:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
Why you just give me this? Well, because this is.
[04:35]
Monet X Change
Bag lady. Look how much you.
[04:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
So to be clear, that one on the real one of the real of that duck bag, the head is in those three pieces just like that. Is it? Yeah. It's not just one piece. How would you make one piece of leather curve bag?
[04:50]
Monet X Change
I don't know, Bob, but If I'm paying $5,000 for a bag, I would.
[04:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
Hope they were gonna defy gravity. I mean, you wanna defy physics.
[04:56]
Monet X Change
Jacob, can you look up the Louis Vuitton duck bag? Duck purse?
[04:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. It wouldn't defy physics.
[05:01]
Monet X Change
I don't know, Bob.
[05:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
Listen. And it's more than 5. The real one is way more than $5,000.
[05:05]
Monet X Change
I feel like the real one was probably. Let me guess. The real one they probably retailed for, I'm gonna say, $9,500.
[05:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
And if I recall correctly, it's $1,400.
[05:18]
Monet X Change
$1,400, if I recall. $1,400.
[05:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, 14,000.
[05:23]
Monet X Change
Okay, you said 1400.
[05:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, $14,500, if I recall correctly. Oh, no. You're closer to.
[05:29]
Monet X Change
Right.
[05:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
$9,000.
[05:30]
Monet X Change
Yeah. Well, that's the resale, you see. No, the top one.
[05:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
No. Monet, your eyes are not doing what they're supposed to do.
[05:37]
Monet X Change
I got my.
[05:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
What's the.
[05:38]
Monet X Change
What's the life?
[05:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
Which one are you talking about? Got my eyes, but they don't see us far now. Yeah. That's giving you right now, anyway.
[05:50]
Monet X Change
Okay, well, probably just throwing purses at me.
[05:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, you wanted. The point was for you to do.
[05:56]
Monet X Change
I've never seen you carry that purse.
[05:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
I've carried it. I mean, I don't care. More than likely, if I'm carrying a bag, it is almost always my coach bag. Like, I carry my coach bag more than I carry it.
[06:06]
Monet X Change
Or that Gucci one. You love that little Gucci bag.
[06:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, that's. That's, like my everyday, like, fanny pack. Like, I'm like, that bag is not. Is not.
[06:13]
Monet X Change
Like, you know, you don't put purses on the floor.
[06:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
Are you superstitious? No. Then why does it matter?
[06:20]
Monet X Change
Because I thought you were. You. You did not.
[06:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
I did, Monet. No, you didn't.
[06:24]
Monet X Change
Only. Only around purse. Only around purses. I know you. I know you care about purse, purse culture and purse life a lot, so that maybe purses. You cared about purses.
[06:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, you didn't. You never thought I would. You never thought I was superstitious.
[06:33]
Monet X Change
Very superstitious.
[06:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
You have in your mind that I would just randomly superstitious about purses?
[06:38]
Monet X Change
Because you love them so much.
[06:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
You're. No. No. You didn't.
[06:40]
Monet X Change
Did you like purses before. Before it became a thing on Drag Race? Because I feel like I don't remember you carrying a purse before Drag Race.
[06:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
I used to make my own purses.
[06:48]
Monet X Change
We used to have fanny packs.
[06:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
I used to make my own purses. They were.
[06:52]
Monet X Change
They were bags you used to make. Like, you. You made that polka dot. That was on a purse. But that was a fucking. A tote bag.
[06:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but I made it.
[06:59]
Monet X Change
But that was like.
[07:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
I also used to make Purses in high school.
[07:02]
Monet X Change
Did you really?
[07:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
You speak wallets and purses out of comic books?
[07:06]
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah, Kids used to do that. A fan made me a really cool one.
[07:11]
For the Season 10 Facebook reveal event when I had that yellow suit on that. That guy made me. And then Asia o' Hara had that big.
[07:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
That guy.
[07:21]
Monet X Change
Hold on. Asia o' Hara had the big thing with the feathers, and she walked around and she poked me in her eye with my feather.
[07:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
Poked you in your eye?
[07:28]
Monet X Change
Yeah, Asia o' Hara poked me in my eye with her feather. And then he made, like, this really cool. I used to have in my house a really cool.
[07:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait. Yellow suit that guy made for me.
[07:36]
Monet X Change
Yes. The Mugler recreation.
[07:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, Domino, I made it for you.
[07:39]
Monet X Change
Yes.
[07:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
And then, wait for the pro.
[07:44]
Monet X Change
The season. This. The Runway. The. Bring it to the Runway.
[07:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, let's take a look. Oh, that there was.
[07:50]
Monet X Change
Honestly.
[07:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
Drag Race.
[07:52]
Monet X Change
Drag Race needs to get back to doing these. These were so fun. Do y' all remember the drag Race meet the Queen's video live thing? That was so fun. It was.
[08:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
[08:02]
Monet X Change
There she goes.
[08:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's where you get.
[08:03]
Monet X Change
What? Look.
[08:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
Where is that suit?
[08:09]
Monet X Change
I sell that suit at home. I love that suit.
[08:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm surprised you didn't try to sell that for $3.
[08:13]
Monet X Change
You was just selling your shit.
[08:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
[08:16]
Monet X Change
Like, I walked in the other day, y' all had a whole table of shit you were selling, so mind your.
[08:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
Those are my out of drag clothes. So. So, yeah. I mean, what do I.
[08:27]
Every item of clothing I ever had in my life was to keep it all Eep op orp. Awp. Ah.
[08:30]
Monet X Change
Where's that from?
[08:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's from the Jetsons. Yes. Come on. And it's Eep op or Ah. Ah.
[08:39]
Monet X Change
See, they don't make cartoons like they used to.
[08:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, old head? They make good cartoons. Like what?
[08:44]
Monet X Change
Give me one good cart. Besides Avatar the Last Air, I don't watch cartoons, which. Oh, my God, this Avatar the Last Air video game coming out. Like a fighting game. I'm so excited.
[08:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, like a fighting game.
[08:55]
Monet X Change
Yes, like a Mortal Kombat.
[08:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
That was, like, the Spider man game that you used to be obsessed with.
[08:59]
Monet X Change
That Spider man game is so good. You know that now, bitch. The Wolverine one is coming out. You know it looks good.
[09:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
Zelda's the only game where I'm like, I'm one character all the way through that. I want to play Zelda and maybe Baldur's Gate. I tried.
[09:11]
Monet X Change
Did you ever play X Men Legends?
[09:14]
Bob the Drag Queen
No.
[09:15]
Monet X Change
Got it.
[09:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, there was something. I'm. There's something you just asked me, and I want to talk about it.
[09:18]
Monet X Change
The Jetsons Cartoons.
[09:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
What cartoon? Okay, Go to cartoons. I mean, they're still making spongebob, which is a great cartoon.
[09:23]
Monet X Change
I thought. Are you sure?
[09:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
I thought SpongeBob had her, but I feel confident her day. Help us out, Jacob, please. I will.
[09:30]
Monet X Change
I will say. I will say. Wait.
[09:32]
Jacob
I was doing a schedule.
[09:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, are they still making spongebob? No.
[09:36]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[09:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
When do they stop making spongebob?
[09:39]
Monet X Change
Also, I feel. Have you seen the comments? Like, can you guys. I feel like we need to limit our screen. They get so mad when we keep a look at the screen.
[09:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't care.
[09:48]
I want to know. I want to know, like, also, if we're just. If we're looking at when.
[09:54]
Jacob
Oh, no, no. It's 16th season premiered on June 27, 2025.
[09:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
I knew that. I was like. I was like. I knew there's something in SpongeBob.
[10:01]
Monet X Change
I feel like if we. If they stop SpongeBob gaslit me.
[10:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
The two of you.
[10:03]
Monet X Change
If they stop. That's Pisces action. If they stop spongebob, then I think that will be. It will make news.
[10:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. So why did you think they might stop spongebob if you read the news?
[10:12]
Monet X Change
Because in my mind, I thought that was a thing.
[10:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
Dick Cheney's dead.
[10:16]
Monet X Change
He died today.
[10:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
Still love and I.
[10:21]
Jacob
You can hear more about it on our new segment.
[10:23]
Monet X Change
Kurt.
[10:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
Events are already happened by this time, but, yeah, dead as hell, Bob.
[10:30]
Monet X Change
Jesus Christ.
[10:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
He is dead.
[10:33]
Monet X Change
Was he bad? I don't remember if he was bad or good.
[10:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
No. He's actually a really nice guy.
[10:36]
Monet X Change
I don't remember. I mean, obviously he shot someone in the face. Monae. Did he? That was him. I thought he got shot in the face.
[10:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
No.
[10:42]
Monet X Change
Dick Cheney shot at the baseball game.
[10:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
No. While hunt at a someday the madness. Okay.
[10:49]
Monet X Change
No. Some Republican person got shot at a baseball. That is the thing. That is the thing.
[10:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
Shot someone in the face. It's crazy enough. If it was at a baseball game, that would have been actually the most.
[11:00]
Monet X Change
You bought the guy because there's a Republican person.
[11:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm saying. But, but, but, Dick, if Dick Cheney shot someone in the face. No. Dick Cheney shot his best friend in the face while hunting with buckshot.
[11:15]
Monet X Change
By accident.
[11:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, allegedly.
[11:17]
Monet X Change
And did he serve time?
[11:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
No. How it was an accident. You don't get.
[11:23]
Monet X Change
Okay, if we run around and accidentally shoot you, I still killed a person.
[11:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
He's not dead.
[11:29]
Monet X Change
Oh, okay. Buckshot is the thing that sprays when you shoot.
[11:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
Also, everyone who gets shot in the face is not dead. My mom got shot in the face. She lived, right?
[11:36]
Monet X Change
That story was crazy.
[11:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
It is crazy.
[11:40]
Monet X Change
Your mother, she had a guardian angel that day.
[11:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
Honey, there was.
[11:43]
Monet X Change
That was wild.
[11:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
So he got shot in the face with buckshot. And buckshot just sprays out, which is. It's like you're getting hit with shrapnel. Shrapnetal shrapnel.
[11:52]
Monet X Change
What's for shrapnel?
[11:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
What is shrap metal?
[11:56]
Monet X Change
I thought shrapnel was like.
[11:59]
Shrap metal. Yeah, I thought that's what I think it's scrap metal. But I think I'm confusing shrapnel and scrap metal. I thought they were one thing.
[12:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
Shrapnel is little pieces of metal that is usually inside of like a grenade. So when the grenade goes off, shrapnel will spray out and hit everything so it gets lodged in your body. So on top of the fire from the grenade, you're also getting hit with little bits of shrapnel. Tiny pieces of metal.
[12:28]
Monet X Change
Bitch.
[12:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
So he got hit with a buckshot?
[12:30]
Jacob
Uh huh.
[12:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
And then it made news. And then he came out and publicly apologized to Dick Cheney for getting in his way.
[12:39]
Monet X Change
That's crazy. Jacob, did you find a Republican shot at the football. At the baseball game?
[12:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, bitch.
[12:46]
Monet X Change
What can I just say, I think we have not talked about enough.
[12:52]
Jacob
Okay, so there's a MA. In 2017, there was a mass shooting where four people got shot and one of them was a Republican person at a baseball game.
[13:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
2007.
[13:03]
Monet X Change
17.
[13:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
But it wasn't.
[13:05]
Jacob
I don't know if it was a targeted attack just.
[13:07]
Monet X Change
Or.
[13:09]
Jacob
Oh no, it was an assassination attempt.
[13:10]
Monet X Change
Yeah, Assassination attempt. We don't talk about. Enough about what? Teyana Taylor is the new it girl. Not even new. She's more. She's such a great actress, she's such a great dancer. She makes great music. I just saw the new Leonardo DiCaprio movie with Benicio Del Toro.
[13:30]
One battle after another. Have you seen it yet?
[13:31]
Jacob
It's the one with the pregnant woman on it.
[13:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, with what's her name in it?
[13:36]
Monet X Change
Regina.
[13:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
Regina King.
[13:38]
Monet X Change
Hall.
[13:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
Hall.
[13:38]
Monet X Change
Regina Hall's in It is such a phenomenal movie.
[13:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
So let me tell you right now, there are a few things that can, like, make me not want to see a movie and make me really want to see a movie. That poster with that pregnant lady.
[13:53]
Monet X Change
Teyana Taylor.
[13:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's Teyana Taylor.
[13:55]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[13:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
Of that pregnant lady holding a fucking either some sort of an assault rifle with. What's it called again?
[14:03]
Monet X Change
One battle after Another baby.
[14:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm telling you right now, that poster, I remember seeing it because I see it every day coming to and from work. And I was like, I remember thinking to myself, I'm watching that movie. That poster works. But sometimes the poster can be so bad it makes me want to watch too because also where one bad after another. There's another poster for a. Can you pull this up, Jacob? It's called the Death of Snow White.
[14:28]
Have you seen this poster? It's got to be the worst poster next to the. It is the worst billboard next to the best billboard.
[14:39]
Monet X Change
Which one is the better?
[14:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
The one. That's the. That's the billboard and it just says the death of Snow White on this, on that picture. It looks like they just did like a screen grab from the film. Swear to God. No, there it is right there. Yeah, that's the. That's, that's. That's the poster.
[14:55]
Monet X Change
Yeah, that's not great.
[14:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
I would agree.
[14:57]
Monet X Change
That's not great.
[14:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, it's more than not great.
[15:01]
Monet X Change
I love that this depicts though some of the dwarves as women, I feel like, because I feel for the story from the, from the fairy tale. We all just. The dwarves were all male, right?
[15:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I think so.
[15:12]
Monet X Change
Yeah. But now the good.
[15:14]
Bob the Drag Queen
If we're assuming they're gender, then yes.
[15:15]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[15:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
So I guess we're just assuming now.
[15:18]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[15:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, let me say though, I want to jump off this, this thing, my thought process when I saw this billboard, which.
[15:24]
Monet X Change
The Snow White one or the Snow White one?
[15:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
If you know, I'll tell you after the ad break. And I will tell you another thing that you never, ever, ever have to hear us do ads ever again. How Monet.
[15:35]
Monet X Change
Because if they go to our Patreon.
[15:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
Roberta Bob, the direct.
[15:38]
Monet X Change
We started this Patreon six years ago. Maybe six years ago, roughly. And it is the best Patreon out there.
[15:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't care.
[15:45]
Monet X Change
I don't care what Mistress Isabel Brooks is saying.
[15:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, she's scrubbed. We release content, bitch. Every day of the week.
[15:52]
Monet X Change
Every day of the week you have.
[15:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
New content seven days a week. There's content.
[15:54]
Monet X Change
Yeah. So come onto our Patreon. Just Google Cinnamon Ivory Patreon or go to patreon.com cinemariypodcast and you'll find our Patreon. You can join it. We have different tiers of membership and we'd love to see you there. So let's catch you after the break.
[16:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
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[16:33]
Monet X Change
Get Black Friday Savings happening now at the Home Depot limit 1 per transaction.
[16:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
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[16:44]
Monet X Change
Okay, so I've got a ritual now, y'. All. I didn't think that I would be that girl. Although, I mean, I do make perks and everything, so I knew I could be that girl. But my mornings lately have gotten busy. Between the darker mornings totally wrecking trap travel plans and the fact that I basically live off snacks between Halloween and New Year's, girl, it's chaos. But I've been using AG1 to help me stay one scoop ahead of all that. If you haven't heard of AG1, it's a foundational nutrition drink packed with 75 vitamins, minerals, probiotics, superfoods, functional mushrooms, you name it all in one scoop. You just mix it with water, drink it in the morning, and boom. It's like checking off half your to.
[17:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
Do list before 9am I love my AG1. We got in the studio and people were fighting over who's gonna get the AG1. Honey, I reign supreme. I started using AG1 because, honestly, I got tired of trying to chase my energy with coffee after coffee, Red Bull after Red bull, and taking five different supplements to cover my bases. With AG1 is one scoop once a day, and my gut, immune system, and brain all thank me later. Travel AG1's got me covered with antioxidants, probiotics, and functional mushrooms to keep my system resilient, especially when I'm stuck in an airport breathing recirculated air with 200 different other people. The darker days, the superfoods and B vitamins and AG1 help keep my energy steady. No crash, no fog. And when I go all in on cookies and pies, you know, this time it's the most wonderful time of the year. I have no shame I'm eating. By the way, Kim, I'll see you with that. Friends giving I'm gonna win. It's not a competition, but I'm gonna win. H E1 gives me a full spectrum of micronutrients from whole foods that help fill in the gaps. Plus, it's got probiotics and enzymes to keep my gut on track even when my diet isn't right there.
[18:29]
Monet X Change
And listen, the taste y' all is actually good. It's kind of like my pineapple green tea vibes. Refreshing, not grassy. And it's a perfect way to start your mornings with the AG1 supplement. I'm truly, truly, truly obsessed. Head to drinkag1.comwyvlery to get a free welcome kit with an AG1 flavor sampler and a bottle of vitamin D3 plus K2 when you first subscribe. That's drinkag1.com.
[18:55]
And listen, because Bob forgot, I remind him several times. Thank you to all of our patrons for making this podcast possible. This podcast is literally not possible. I reminded you. That's why I'm lying about the patrons.
[19:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, that's the lie. The true part is that we could not do this without our patrons. We were so grateful. We literally could not pay our amazing staff. We could not pay ourselves. We could not buy these cameras. We could not do any of this stuff if it was not for the patrons. So please, please, please, if you want to help create content like this, consider signing up. So what I was saying about that poster is this. If you have the money to rent a billboard, you should have the money to make a nice. A nice poster, right?
[19:37]
Monet X Change
Maybe someone thought that. Maybe someone thought that would be like, that shot would be. Would be the one.
[19:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
But how many people did that go through? Unless it's just one person. Like. No, no. Monet, no. Because a billboard in la, it's over the. It's over the one on one, y'.
[19:55]
Jacob
All.
[19:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's right over the one on one. Right at the. Off the Burbank exit.
[19:59]
Is. It's a massive billboard. It's the second biggest billboard in that spot.
[20:05]
Monet X Change
How much is this run the billboard?
[20:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
How much is running the billboard?
[20:08]
Monet X Change
I looked at it before. I think it's like 20k.
[20:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
It depends on where you are every. Because I looked up because I had this idea to rent billboards around America to promote my EP gay bars. But I ended up not doing it because I couldn't get it together in time. But I wanted to split the billboard up into six pieces and then just put an image with just a QR code and then have people put it together. Like, what is this? It's just a foot in one frame.
[20:37]
Jacob
It really varies because it's about where the billboard is. So if you want a billboard in Pasadena, you can get one for 2,000amonth. But if you want one like prime LA, like real estate, on, like, the Hollywood strip, you're looking at upward of 100k a month.
[20:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
What does it cost to get your stuff on one of those video screens in Times Square.
[20:56]
Monet X Change
That has to be. I'm no less than 250 a day, probably.
[21:01]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, they tore down what's her name's billboard. Oh, they tore down the whole building. Who in weho, A little Mommy's always had their billboard up. She's a Jenner.
[21:10]
Monet X Change
Kylie Jenner.
[21:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
Kylie Jenner had a billboard up at Sunset and.
[21:19]
Monet X Change
Crescent.
[21:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, further west. Sunset and Las Palmas is further east. Where was Kylie Jenner's billboard? Sunset and La Cienega. Yeah. At Sunset in La Cienega, every month there would be a new Kylie Jenner billboard. Girl, the whole building's gone.
[21:37]
Jacob
For the cosmetics company.
[21:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
For her cosmetics company. And it was. Honestly, I don't even. I don't. I don't even do her. I don't even do her makeup by her makeup. I am not interested in buying her makeup. It does not speak to me. I was always excited to see what the billboard is going to be.
[21:52]
Monet X Change
Really?
[21:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
Because it was always a really good billboard.
[21:54]
Monet X Change
I guess I didn't really go down that way. I never really noticed or cared.
[21:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
But yeah, but yeah, she fudgeing. Next thing I know, the. The whole building, because it was on top of a building. But that's the thing about New York City is driving me crazy, is that one day you'd be walking and be like, I swear there used to be a building here. You ever have that?
[22:14]
Monet X Change
Yes.
[22:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
You'd be like, wait, no, hold on. Yeah, Like, I remember one time when they built Jacob's new school. What? They moved. You didn't go to the new school?
[22:23]
Jacob
I did go to the new school.
[22:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, you didn't go to the new school when they moved the new school down by Union Square? Yeah.
[22:28]
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah, I remember that. Yeah.
[22:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
They took a city block and destroyed. I remember walking one day and you didn't go to the new one.
[22:35]
Monet X Change
You go.
[22:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
Did you go. You went to.
[22:36]
Jacob
I went to the new.
[22:36]
Monet X Change
New school, yeah.
[22:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, the one Union Square?
[22:38]
Jacob
Yeah.
[22:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
So, girl, I was walking because it used to be over near Times Square, right?
[22:41]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[22:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
So. Girl, I was walking around between gigs. Night gigs.
[22:47]
Monet X Change
I was.
[22:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know what I was doing. I was. I was going from Union Square to the Village where I. When I. When I was working in the area, probably when I was working for the Jekyll and High Club. So it's probably as an. As an. As a. And before night. Not working nightlife stuff, but walking and just seeing like one day, like, holy shit, this whole block is gone.
[23:04]
Monet X Change
Right?
[23:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
And it was overnight, y', all. When they did. When they. When they demolished buildings, they don't do them piece by piece. They blow those bitches up.
[23:12]
Monet X Change
Well, I've never been.
[23:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
I never.
[23:13]
Monet X Change
I've only seen the astromath. I've never seen or heard or been around when one is going down, which is crazy.
[23:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
But, you know, they post about them. You can go watch.
[23:21]
Monet X Change
Oh, really?
[23:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
There's like a website where they post demolitions that you can go watch.
[23:26]
Monet X Change
I didn't know that.
[23:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, girl. Because a lot of these buildings mean things to a lot of people.
[23:30]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[23:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
So people are like, oh, I live there. I work there. I did this there. I had my first. I had my wedding there to me. That's so crazy.
[23:37]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[23:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
Just the whole building. I don't know why. Before I knew this, I thought they were taking them apart piece by piece. No, but they can blow up a. Y', all. They're so good at this. They can blow up a building that's attached to two other buildings, and the two buildings on the side will suffer no consequences.
[23:58]
Monet X Change
Do you know you would you. Were you about to wake up right now. The 911 girl. The 911 girl. You know. You know, you don't got the 911 girls in a tizzy in this episode.
[24:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
Girl, because they implement. They collapse in on themselves. Also, if you look at the buildings in New York City, if you ever get a chance to see a building between a empty spot between two buildings, you'll see those slats on the side of the building.
[24:20]
Monet X Change
If you look at what.
[24:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
So if you ever see a building right after a. Right after a demo that was between two buildings, there are these slats on the. On the buildings that connect them. That. That lets the stuff slide forward, I believe, or slide back in some direction where 1.
[24:38]
Monet X Change
The existing building or the street? The street. Interesting.
[24:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
All right. Billboard. Sorry.
[24:43]
Monet X Change
Yeah. So.
[24:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
And still you can't melt steel.
[24:48]
That's the 9 11. That's a 911 dog whistle.
[24:52]
Monet X Change
Oh, that. That.
[24:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
That.
[24:53]
Monet X Change
Jet fuel doesn't melt steel.
[24:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
Jet fuel does not melt steel.
[24:58]
Monet X Change
No, Jacob. We mean, like, how much does it cost for a company to do it?
[25:01]
Jacob
Oh, no, I know. This is. I was showing you this other thing as a person. You can get it for, oh, $150.
[25:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
So 150 bucks. You can get 15 seconds every hour. Every hour.
[25:13]
Monet X Change
But.
[25:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
But will they know? Will they know if it's. If it's like a. If it's like a business.
[25:21]
Jacob
I mean, I guess it's. If it's a Business, too. You probably can do it.
[25:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, so how long does it take to get approved, I wonder?
[25:29]
Monet X Change
We'll do it right now.
[25:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, here's my thing. For 15 seconds, an hour, right?
[25:36]
Monet X Change
Mm.
[25:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
Let me think this through.
[25:40]
150 for 15 seconds every hour.
[25:43]
Monet X Change
So for the whole hour, it would be $600.
[25:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, help us with some math, Jacob.
[25:46]
Monet X Change
For the whole hour, $600.
[25:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
What if I want to get three minutes?
[25:49]
Monet X Change
So that's six times three would be.
[25:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
15. Wait, how many. How many minutes? How many?
[25:56]
Monet X Change
Fifteen. There's four 50 seconds an hour. So. Sorry. So 15 times 15 is a quarter of a minute. Yeah. So 15 times four would be 600.
[26:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
So one minute is $600.
[26:06]
Monet X Change
Yes. So three minutes would be three times.
[26:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
Six, which is one day.
[26:10]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[26:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's only one day for this thing. It's all day. It says all day.
[26:16]
Monet X Change
Oh, all day.
[26:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's what it says.
[26:18]
Monet X Change
Got it.
[26:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, so how much is it for an hour?
[26:21]
Monet X Change
$600, babe.
[26:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
600 bucks for one hour?
[26:24]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[26:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, let's say they can't be right. Your math has got to be off.
[26:28]
Monet X Change
15 seconds is 150. 30 seconds will be 300. There are two. 30 seconds.
[26:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
I said one hour, Monet.
[26:33]
Monet X Change
Oh, one hour.
[26:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
[26:34]
Monet X Change
Oh, okay. So it's $600aminute. So 600 times 60, which is.
[26:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
What's that?
[26:39]
Monet X Change
$30,000.
[26:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
You didn't do that.
[26:42]
Jacob
3,600.
[26:42]
Monet X Change
3,600.
[26:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, for. I can get an hour. For. I can get an hour.
[26:47]
Jacob
No, no, sorry. It's 30. There are 3,600 seconds. What's 3,600 divided by 15? I'm so bad at math, y'.
[26:53]
Monet X Change
All. I got it. I got it.
[26:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
I got it.
[26:54]
Jacob
If it's $600aminute, 240, no time.
[26:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
150 for 15 seconds.
[26:59]
Jacob
36. $36,000.
[27:01]
Monet X Change
That's what I said. I was like. I was like. I was like. Yeah, so, yeah, that's why I said 30.
[27:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
So for $36,000, I can have this one thing that's just pictures of me all day long for $36,000.
[27:13]
Monet X Change
But maybe they probably have some restriction against doing it, like.
[27:15]
Jacob
Yes. But also. So, looking at Times Square billboards, lower end cost 17,000.
[27:22]
Like, for a smaller one. And then the bigger ones are upwards of 50,000. 100, 100,000. So you could also just pay less than $36,000 and get a full billboard to yourself.
[27:34]
Monet X Change
But where is the location? You're gonna have the shitty one over there on fucking Boot Scoop Boulevard.
[27:40]
You want that primetime on 1515 Broadway. That's what you want?
[27:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I.
[27:47]
Monet X Change
I'll do it.
[27:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
Should we get just a bunch of pictures of us?
[27:50]
Monet X Change
I'll split one.
[27:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I'm either one of these was 250 for businesses though. Okay. Oh.
[28:00]
Monet X Change
Hey.
[28:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
Why. Whose cat is this in the group chat last night?
[28:05]
Jacob
Oh, Taylor's.
[28:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
Why is Taylor's cat?
[28:08]
Jacob
We talk about it on the episode. And we need the. Yes for pictures.
[28:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
The group chat.
[28:12]
Jacob
And Taylor sent 1800 pictures of his cat.
[28:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
So the group chat is insane. And last night, if you're not looking at it, if you don't catch it, every group, every chat in the Tekken. When you look down, you will have missed 50,000 texts. So I was trying to catch up with this one because I normally don't. And then all I see is just this fucking cat. Which by the way, I think looks like a human being in a cat costume.
[28:35]
Monet X Change
Taylor has a very handsome cat.
[28:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, he's very handsome. He's a little too handsome.
[28:40]
Monet X Change
I love Taylor's cat.
[28:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
Murphy be risen.
[28:41]
Monet X Change
That's not Murph.
[28:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
He'd be risen. He be risening me up.
[28:46]
Monet X Change
Okay, Bob.
[28:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
So today.
[28:47]
Monet X Change
So speaking of Grootex, y', all, if y' all don't know about this, Bob is notoriously self proclaimed bad at texting. Yeah, Bob does not answer text messages. But. Which is crazy. The part about it that drives me crazy and a lot of us, including.
[29:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob and everyone else. Bring it down, bring it down. Is that you're constantly. Monet, Monet. Let's reset. Reset, reset, reset. Breathe, breathe.
[29:15]
Monet X Change
Bob is always on his phone, so it's like you just.
[29:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm not all. I'm on my. We've. We've checked our screen time. I'm on my phone less than you are. We have. We have already done the screen time test.
[29:27]
Monet X Change
Did we?
[29:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
On this podcast.
[29:30]
Monet X Change
I. I don't know if that's true, girl.
[29:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
We've done this on this podcast. I am on my phone less than you are.
[29:37]
Monet X Change
Okay, we'll see. I'll wait till you have yours and then I'll review my result.
[29:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. And screen grab them too. Screenshot, screen. Send it straight to the thread so that. So without sending to your little editor first. What editor?
[29:51]
Monet X Change
You mean the one that you fucking have built into your whole framework?
[29:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, the editor. You're a picture photo editor. You know, I see your little buddy, the one you. Who did. Who did. Who did? Our. Our fucking. Who edits our pictures. Yeah. Don't, don't, don't say this did you say to the chat?
[30:07]
Monet X Change
I already sent it.
[30:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
You got me heated up in this bitch.
[30:11]
Monet X Change
Bring it down. Bring it down.
[30:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
The other day, I called one day and I was actually really angry.
[30:15]
Monet X Change
You were? And I was like.
[30:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
And when I was like, you're scraping Monet's like, you're next. You were very calm. You're like, you're. I said, and I apologize.
[30:21]
Monet X Change
You did apologize. I was shocked.
[30:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
I always apologize. You are the one who doesn't apologize, Monet.
[30:27]
Monet X Change
Can you stop pointing at me?
[30:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
I always say I'm very sorry. You're right. I apologize.
[30:35]
Anyway, you're fucking. You roll your eyes. You don't need them for your screen time. When your eyes fall out. How do I look at my screen time again? Hold on.
[30:43]
Monet X Change
You don't even know how to do it.
[30:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
I did it today because. Because. Because Tao tried to come for me too.
[30:48]
Monet X Change
You do.
[30:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
Talking about. I was like, yo, I don't do my screen time more than I. Well, Tao ate my ass. He was really on. He was really. He has like two hours a day. Okay.
[30:57]
Jacob
Settings.
[30:57]
Monet X Change
Tao has two hours a day of screen time.
[31:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. It's like or less. It was actually kind of gaggy. I was like, oh, wow, that's great.
[31:03]
Monet X Change
Oh, wow, that's great.
[31:04]
Jacob
Digital well being.
[31:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. Digital well being. Here we go. Digital well being well being. Is that how I said it? Yes. Well being. Hold on. Digital.
[31:20]
Okay. Why am I.
[31:23]
Digital well? Okay.
[31:25]
Jacob
Do you want me to pull it up for you?
[31:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, no, no. Vaugh.
[31:30]
Monet X Change
We are on V time.
[31:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I found it. Allegedly digital well being.
[31:36]
Monet X Change
Y'.
[31:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
All.
[31:36]
Monet X Change
Look at.
[31:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
Look. Look at this old ass, fucking crickety.
[31:39]
Monet X Change
Ass, old ass nigga trying to navigate this screen time.
[31:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay.
[31:44]
Monet X Change
Okay. Tell us. Reveal the results.
[31:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. This is not correct. Uh huh.
[31:48]
Monet X Change
It's not correct.
[31:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I can reveal these if you want.
[31:51]
Monet X Change
Okay. What is it?
[31:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
What do you.
[31:55]
Monet X Change
It's zero minutes.
[31:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
[31:56]
Monet X Change
No, no, no, no, no. That's not correct.
[31:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
Obviously, it's not correct. Jacob.
[32:03]
Monet X Change
Concede the election convoy.
[32:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, we've done well, mine said zero. You need to concede at this point. I don't even have a phone.
[32:14]
Oh.
[32:14]
Jacob
Oh.
[32:14]
Monet X Change
While we do this, I want to say. I want to say this about. I said something the other day on the podcast that I.
[32:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, there's a convoluted thing.
[32:23]
Monet X Change
There's some shadiness going on. I said the person who did not glue my wigs was super Braider. That is not true. Super Braider is good. The person is Coffee Braids. But she was moonlighting as another account before. Also another person who stole my wigs.
[32:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah.
[32:38]
Monet X Change
So her name is Coffee Braids.
[32:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you want to apologize to Moon Braider?
[32:42]
Monet X Change
Who the hell is Moon Braider? I don't know. Who did you see, Moonbraider?
[32:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
Who did you accuse?
[32:46]
Monet X Change
Super Braider.
[32:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
Did you want to apologize?
[32:47]
Monet X Change
Yeah. Me and her talking right now.
[32:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
Apologize to her publicly.
[32:49]
Monet X Change
I did apologize.
[32:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
I apologize to her in public.
[32:54]
The words. Use the words I'm sorry. Thank you.
[32:56]
Monet X Change
Thank you. I'm good. I got this.
[32:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
Are you going to use the words I'm sorry?
[32:59]
Monet X Change
Can you mind your fucking business, bitch?
[33:01]
Bob the Drag Queen
Because I can't believe you would do this to a woman running an independent. A small business.
[33:05]
Monet X Change
Super Raider is a really, really, really fierce business. She's done a lot of wigs for other girls, like Simone. Aa some other girls. So I apologize. My intention was not to.
[33:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
I apologize. Use the words I'm sorry.
[33:16]
Monet X Change
To I'm sorry.
[33:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
Mind your business, bitch. Monet, she is a single mom who.
[33:26]
Apologize.
[33:27]
Monet X Change
Well, we were in contact, and I. And we're doing a whole Instagram fantasy together for me to spread the news and to apologize. The gospel of her business and how.
[33:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
Fierce it is and to say the words. Say the words. Anyway, we just had a conversation about how, you know.
[33:44]
Monet X Change
Anyways, that's crazy.
[33:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
But you know what, Super Braider? I'm sorry that my friend did that to you.
[33:51]
Monet X Change
These are the screenshots of this nasty, nasty fucking.
[33:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
What makes you got it right for you? It is. Wait, wait.
[33:58]
Monet X Change
I have the screenshot of this nasty cunt. Coffee Braid.
[34:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes. What if Coffee Braid sues you?
[34:04]
Monet X Change
Then sue me. I'm suing her currently.
[34:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
Are you actually suing? No.
[34:08]
Monet X Change
Yes. We send her paperwork to her business. No. But we have to serve her. We clearly can't find her to serve her ass.
[34:21]
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[34:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
Boo.
[34:30]
Monet X Change
And that's exactly why I want to tell you about Walden University. For over 50 years, Walden has helped working adults like you get the w. With the knowledge and skills to build the future you want and make a difference where it matters most.
[34:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
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[35:12]
Monet X Change
Your future is waiting and Walden is here to help you achieve it. Take the first step. Visit waldenu. Edu Walden University Set a course for change Certified to operate by Chevy.
[35:27]
Y', all, the new year is coming. It's winter season. Bob, thank you.
[35:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
I have a calendar.
[35:32]
Monet X Change
The girlies are getting sick and I think, you know, I've done more winners than you. Four, just four.
[35:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, that's a whole, that's a whole high school career at this time of.
[35:44]
Monet X Change
Year, you know, you gotta, you gotta schedule time to get your flu shots, your covet vaccines, all the things and, and a thing that can be a real deterrent is scheduling them and getting an appointment with your doctor. And that's why I love, love, love, love, love zocdoc because they help you get your appointments. You can find doctors in your area, doctors who take your health insurance, doctors who don't have bad bedside manner. I cannot tell you the amount of doctors I've had with bad bedside manner and it gets on my nerves. And what I like about ZocDoc is that they do patient reviews, y'. All.
[36:14]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm talking it's like rate, rate your professor, y'. All.
[36:17]
Monet X Change
If you want to see people getting and gathering these doctors like Bob will say, like y' all go to the ZocDoc patient reviews and see them get in on those girls. And here's your sign to finally book it. And the best part is you don't have to call anyone. You can do it right now while you're listening thanks to Zocdoc. I need to bring back the sheen.
[36:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yon saying that was good. Sockdoc is a free app and website where you can search and compare high quality in network doctors and click to instantly book an appointment. Nowhere. Callback loops. No, our next available appointment is six months out. Nonsense. They've got more than 100,000 doctors across every specialty from mental health to dental, primary care to urgent care and everything in between. You can filter by insurance. Yep, the one you actually have location near where your home is or your work is or your your side piece specialty and even patient ratings so you know who you can trust.
[37:04]
Monet X Change
Once you find your doctor, you can literally see their calendar and book a time that works for you like on the spot. Most appointments are available in just 24 to 72 hours and sometimes the same day, personally. Well, y', all, I've been using Zocdoc since. Since ZOC knew about civil rivalry. I knew about them since about 2017. 16. I've been using ZOC talk. And I will continue. Stop putting off those Zoctor's appointments and go to Zocdoc.com rivalry to find and instantly book a top rated doctor today. That's z o c-o c.com rivalry zocdoc.com.
[37:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
Rivalry R I V A L R Y.
[37:44]
Hey. Psst. You didn't hear this from me, but Normal Gossip is back for its ninth season. Join me, Rachel Hampton, as I share.
[37:53]
Monet X Change
The juiciest gossip from the real world.
[37:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
With some very special guests. This season, we're bringing back some old friends, a Radiotopia buddy, and for the first time ever, a Nobel laureate. That's right, we have Malala on season nine. Normal Gossip is out on all your favorite podcast platforms.
[38:14]
Monet X Change
So, yeah, the person who stole my hair is Coffee Braids. And there are months and months of screenshots, pictured here on the screen, of her responding, not responding, posting about her thing. She stole my custom.
[38:33]
Braided wig fronts. She's a thief and she will be. Her fucking paperwork. And it's not even about the price of the wigs. It's about you taking them, posting that you're doing work and acting like this whole text message, this whole thing doesn't exist.
[38:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, you have to trick people into getting served sometimes.
[38:52]
Monet X Change
I know. Yeah. Like what Megan did.
[38:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, the mariachi band.
[38:54]
Monet X Change
The mariachi band.
[38:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Megan hired a mariachi band.
[38:57]
Monet X Change
I just can't. I just can't. Okay, no.
[39:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, so I have my screen time. What did. We gotta go. We gotta go bar for bar. Where you at today?
[39:06]
Monet X Change
No, it's just the daily average.
[39:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
Mine doesn't do daily average. It has each day. Pick a day.
[39:13]
Monet X Change
Okay, well, now I guess I have to see all. I don't think mine does days like that.
[39:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
Pick a day, baby.
[39:18]
Monet X Change
Oh, day.
[39:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
Pick a day.
[39:21]
Monet X Change
Mine doesn't do that. We can do weeks.
[39:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
Mine doesn't do that.
[39:25]
Monet X Change
See if I can Google.
[39:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
What's your daily average?
[39:30]
Monet X Change
My daily average is 6 hours and 44 minutes.
[39:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
6 hours, 55 minutes.
[39:36]
Monet X Change
So you're more than me.
[39:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, but then. But then. But then a different day, I'm three hours and nine minutes. And then a different day, I'm six hours and 54 minutes and then a different day.
[39:47]
Mine does every app. It's like you're on TikTok for. So on this six hour and 20.
[39:51]
Monet X Change
20.
[39:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
55 minute. This is Halloween. I'm on TikTok for two hours, 21 minutes. Instagram for one hour, 42 minutes. But here's what. I don't think this one counts. And this is, in my humble opinion, Google Maps for an hour and 34 minutes.
[40:04]
Monet X Change
You're using the app, Bob, using your phone.
[40:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm driving.
[40:07]
Monet X Change
Get MapQuest. If you don't want to use the app.
[40:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's unmapped. That's an app too.
[40:11]
Monet X Change
No, get printed out.
[40:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
Paperwork.
[40:14]
Is yours, including MapQuest. I mean, Google Maps. I don't have MapQuest is yours, including Google Maps. I'm gonna tell you right now, in.
[40:21]
Monet X Change
My opinion, yeah, it does 25 minutes. But also, I don't. Honestly, most places I go to la, I don't use Google Maps. I know where I'm going.
[40:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't use Google Maps either because I'm usually driving to and from work.
[40:33]
Monet X Change
So what is it?
[40:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
But when I. But I believe that, like, for example, today I did not use Google Maps and today is saying that I use Google Maps for 28 minutes, but just because my. My car, it has the maps initiated. So because it took me 28 minutes to get to work today. They're alleging that I use Google. Alleging. And I'm gonna serve them paperwork. No kidding. They're alleging that I use Google Maps for 28 minutes when I wasn't even using it. I know how to get to work. And Jacob Kenneday. I was not in the app. In the map app. App. Oh, no.
[41:07]
Jacob
He was. He was texting while driving.
[41:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob shut.
[41:10]
Monet X Change
You know what he used to get?
[41:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
I.
[41:12]
Monet X Change
What is so crazy? Me.
[41:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
How Live in the drive.
[41:13]
Monet X Change
Bob used to come at me at live and drive. And now literally, you.
[41:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't live and drive.
[41:17]
Monet X Change
You do videos and drive and you post them.
[41:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, Monet, you. In my videos.
[41:21]
Monet X Change
In.
[41:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
When I do videos and driving, Andy is operating the camera. I'm not using it. And I.
[41:26]
Monet X Change
And.
[41:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
And I'm looking ahead. I'm not looking at the camera. If I'm looking at the camera, it is. It is. I'm at a red light. Andy Dilly, not Andy Short. Andy Dilly, who does my social media. She is sitting in the passenger seat with a. And she is recording me. And I'm looking ahead every time. Every single. So all those videos that you see of me doing the breakdown, I started doing my lyric breakdowns in the car. Andy is there recording those videos. I do not do those myself.
[41:52]
Monet X Change
We want to see next time. We want to see the picture.
[41:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
We can call. We can call Andy right now.
[41:57]
Monet X Change
She's just on your payroll. She's gonna lie for you.
[41:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, why would she lie? She's there. She's my social media person. Well, so are you recording all yours by yourself?
[42:07]
Monet X Change
I don't do lives and drives. I don't do.
[42:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm not living. I'm not living.
[42:10]
Monet X Change
I don't do videos. And Dr. Have you ever seen a video of me?
[42:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
Your video. I see. Obviously you're not holding the camera.
[42:16]
Monet X Change
I have stand.
[42:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
So who's. So you telling me when you're walking around doing these plants, is the stand rolling?
[42:21]
Monet X Change
So we have.
[42:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
Liar. Go ahead and lie. Make a lie real quick.
[42:25]
Monet X Change
Ask Andy. Not Andy. My Andy. My fiance.
[42:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, we have a follow drone.
[42:34]
We have follow drones, but that's not what you're recording. You're not there because you're not. First of all, because it's loud.
[42:42]
Monet X Change
You've never used a follow drone before.
[42:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
I've seen the way me and Andy have gone droning together. Andy and I have gone droning together.
[42:47]
Monet X Change
Stop trying to steal my boy. My fiance. He does not want to date you.
[42:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
When I tell you I do not. When I tell you Andy is safe.
[42:55]
Around me. When I tell you you could leave Andy butt naked on an island with me for a year and he will eat.
[43:04]
Monet X Change
He'll eat that. Talking about eat your ass. He will eat.
[43:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
Your ass will come back untouched.
[43:08]
Monet X Change
Lies, honey. Liza Minnelli.
[43:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
I tell you, Andy. Andy will come back.
[43:13]
Monet X Change
If you. Andy was stuck on an island for a year, y'.
[43:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
All. Not if me and Andy were stuck on the island for a decade, Y' all are. I will a coconut.
[43:23]
Before I stick my dick in Andy.
[43:26]
Monet X Change
Honey, let's be clear. Andy sticking his dick in years. Andy's dick. Andy is excavating that hole.
[43:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
I wanna be clear. You are doing this to Andy right now. Andy's getting red because you. Because you're doing this.
[43:38]
Monet X Change
Because I know Andy will be tearing you up.
[43:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
Andy is not putting himself in this situation. You are putting Andy in a fight he does not want to be in.
[43:45]
Monet X Change
Andy will tell you what, honey, let's move on. When did you become bad at text messing? Were you always bad at texting?
[43:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I've never liked texting, but I tell people. If you text me, I will just straight up call you if I see that you texted me. I'm just going to give you a call. I'm not. Not first of all, because when I'm in my car, I don't Text him and drive. Like, unlike some people.
[44:16]
Monet X Change
I do not text and drive like that.
[44:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
I've never seen you. Because I'm not in the car very often. I know you do it.
[44:21]
Monet X Change
I mean, I.
[44:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't even know.
[44:23]
Monet X Change
You don't even be honest. Yes, once. Yes, I have.
[44:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
One time.
[44:26]
Monet X Change
Not one time like there is the settlement when I will. But most times actually I put on my. My drive. My.
[44:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
Because I've never gotten that text from you.
[44:32]
Monet X Change
You cuz. Okay, you can automate what you. What. What yours wants to say.
[44:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
I've never gotten the hey, I'm driving.
[44:37]
Monet X Change
But mine doesn't. But mine doesn't automate that. It just. It just doesn't respond. Or it'll tell you to call me. Let me tell you say iPhones we're smart over here. We're not these. These shells of a phone.
[44:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
The phone that you just.
[44:51]
Jacob
Just to be clear, didn't we do like a Samsung?
[44:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
You mean the phone that. That you just promoted?
[44:55]
Monet X Change
What's your ass.
[44:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
You mean the one that you. That used it all? Yeah.
[44:58]
Monet X Change
And.
[44:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
And I. Oh, that's this. This is a.
[45:00]
Monet X Change
Is this a Google Pixel or Android?
[45:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's a Google Pixel.
[45:04]
Monet X Change
Well, yeah, those are good.
[45:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
So what about it? Tell me what. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Run it back. Cause I didn't do a Google Pixel. I didn't do a Google Pixel ad.
[45:14]
Google Pixels are good. Don't stand on.
[45:16]
Monet X Change
I thought this was your little galaxy 29:30, whatever the fuck it was.
[45:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
So first of all, we did a Galaxy ad.
[45:22]
Monet X Change
You. We did a Galaxy ad for what?
[45:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
The Z Fold, bitch.
[45:25]
Monet X Change
Oh yeah, the.
[45:29]
So to be clear, those are good phones too.
[45:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, no, to be clear, I've never done a goog a. I use a Google Pixel. Talk your.
[45:37]
Monet X Change
No, I use a Google Pixel.
[45:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
Look at the.
[45:38]
Monet X Change
No, look.
[45:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
Look the phone in the face and talk your.
[45:41]
Monet X Change
I use a Google Pixel.
[45:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
Backtracking ass fake.
[45:43]
Monet X Change
I use Google Pixel. You can be bought.
[45:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
I can't be bought. You can be bought.
[45:47]
Monet X Change
I use a Google Pixel.
[45:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
I wish I had. I would throw this.
[45:51]
Monet X Change
I wish you would, but you'll be crapping in this set today.
[45:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
I wish I had liquid in this cup. I wish I didn't drink the whole thing.
[45:58]
Monet X Change
I wish you did too.
[45:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I would have. Real housewives.
[46:04]
Got me. Hot talk your.
[46:05]
Monet X Change
You sweating, by the way.
[46:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
Let me rewind. So you're the world's best texter.
[46:16]
Monet X Change
I mean, I'm not the world's best texter, but I can like I communicated stuff because we have A group chat about work stuff and stuff. And Bob will just not respond ever. And then randomly be like, hey. And be like, bitch. Now you. Now a warning. Now you respond. It's just so random when you decide to chime in.
[46:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, so I usually chime in when somebody in the group chat pisses me off.
[46:37]
Otherwise, I'll be like, I'm call.
[46:41]
Monet X Change
Okay, this is.
[46:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, this I gotta update from last night, because I think Jay was watching the live stream.
[46:48]
Jacob
No, no, it was just about the. This is just about our episodes.
[46:52]
Monet X Change
This is from. You'll be our editor. I'll play me.
[46:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, try to do his voice.
[47:00]
Hey.
[47:03]
Also.
[47:06]
Monet X Change
Also, Jade speaks very fast.
[47:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
Also heads up for Bob Monet. But for the last few episodes, both of y' all were heavy snorting into the mic like. Like, throughout the entire episode.
[47:15]
Monet X Change
Why?
[47:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
Why are you both snorting? I'm. I'm not a doctor, so I. I can't tell you. Lol.
[47:20]
Monet X Change
Are we sick?
[47:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
No.
[47:23]
Monet X Change
Like, throughout the entire episode. It sounds like a lot of the.
[47:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
Time, but Bob used to do it a lot, and he got much better, and now y' all are both doing it. Lol. Is it lol.
[47:34]
Monet X Change
And I was. Lol.
[47:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not a great Jay voice, but I would be honest. Jay. If you guys want to know something, Jay, Jacob, and Mitch all have the same voice.
[47:46]
Monet X Change
If.
[47:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
If Jay, Jacob, and Mitch are doing a podcast together. You got y' all at home. Would not be able to discern them. Several times in meeting meetings where I was in a meeting with Mitch and Jacob, and people kept mixing. Jacob can attest to this.
[47:58]
Jacob
Yeah, people do that. I. I don't see it, but I don't hear it.
[48:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't hear.
[48:02]
Monet X Change
And I've spoken to Jay and Mitch and Jacob a lot. I don't hear what you're hearing.
[48:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
So if we. If we can get it together right now, we're gonna insert a audio clip of Jacob, Jay, and Mitch all saying the exact same sentence.
[48:15]
Monet X Change
But the three of y' all don't try to do.
[48:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
Just stay it in your way.
[48:18]
Monet X Change
Say it how you say it.
[48:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
What sentence should we have themselves is the one with all the letters. The quick brown frog jumped over the brown lazy dog. The quick red fox jumped over the brown lazy dog.
[48:26]
Monet X Change
Sure.
[48:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
It says. You know why they use that?
[48:28]
Monet X Change
No.
[48:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's because that sentence has every letter of the Alphabet in it.
[48:32]
Monet X Change
Why does that. Why does that matter having every letter of the Alphabet?
[48:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
Who cares for fonts? So when you need to see font.
[48:37]
Monet X Change
Oh, got it, Got it. Got It. Got it.
[48:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
And also, you get to hear all. You get to hear a lot of the sounds. Got it? Yeah, got it. So we're going to have each one of them say. And put it in right here.
[48:48]
Jacob
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
[48:52]
Monet X Change
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
[48:55]
Jacob
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
[48:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay.
[48:59]
Monet X Change
That's Texas etiquette. So can we say I have better texting etiquette than you?
[49:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
No. For sure. Yeah.
[49:03]
Monet X Change
Okay.
[49:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
What about.
[49:04]
Monet X Change
What is your etiquette? When you see someone crying in, like, a public space, do you approach? Do you leave them alone?
[49:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
Do I know them? Okay.
[49:10]
Monet X Change
Okay, here's a scenario. It's New York City.
[49:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
You say scenario.
[49:13]
Monet X Change
Yeah. What do you say? Scenario. Yeah, I say scenario.
[49:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
What do you say? What do you say, Jacob?
[49:20]
Jacob
I don't know if that's the best scenario.
[49:22]
Monet X Change
Scenario you.
[49:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
Am I the only one with that scenario?
[49:25]
Monet X Change
Yes. Well, you're often the only one when we do stuff in this.
[49:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not true, Monet. First of all, the way that the. The. The fans gathered you on your Halloween costume.
[49:33]
Monet X Change
Stance, which I still stand by what I say.
[49:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. The way that the fans are on my side about the Oreos as well.
[49:38]
Monet X Change
They're not on your side. That was pretty split.
[49:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, it was not.
[49:41]
Monet X Change
That was a split decision.
[49:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I was.
[49:43]
Monet X Change
Okay, here's the scenario. You're walking down 7th Avenue. You're on 22nd Street. You see this woman on the corner crying in New York City.
[49:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
A woman. I don't know.
[49:52]
Monet X Change
You don't know this woman, but she's crying. She doesn't. She. She looks like. She looks like she may have just came. She's on her lunch break. She looks like someone who's working at a star. She was wearing her Starbucks thing.
[50:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
Starbucks thing.
[50:01]
Monet X Change
She's on the crowd. She is 27 on the ground crying. No, like, just bent over, crying. Slumped over, crying.
[50:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
And she looks like she's about 27 years old.
[50:10]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[50:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. What kind of crying? Like, are she. Like, she not.
[50:13]
Monet X Change
She's like, oh, my God.
[50:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, walk right past her.
[50:19]
Right past her. As if I didn't even see her. Okay. Like she never even existed.
[50:23]
Monet X Change
Okay. The same thing. You're at the Grove here in la. Same. Same woman in the Grove.
[50:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
Do I recognize her?
[50:30]
Monet X Change
You recognize her from New York?
[50:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm like, oh. I'm like, girl, are you ever okay?
[50:34]
Monet X Change
And she's at the mall, but she's sitting on a bed and crying. Same way.
[50:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, walk right past her.
[50:39]
Monet X Change
Got it.
[50:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
What are you gonna do?
[50:42]
Monet X Change
I think in la, I would stop. In New York, I wouldn't. Cause I'm just conditioned to people in New York just being so. In New York, I wouldn't stop. In la, I would stop. New York is a wild.
[50:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
What do you mean? Okay, you ready? I'm a.
[50:56]
Wait, wait, where are we?
[50:57]
Monet X Change
Are we in New York or la?
[50:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
New Grove.
[51:01]
Monet X Change
And I'm sitting down, I'm like, hey, girl, what's wrong?
[51:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
Are you the one?
[51:06]
Monet X Change
Did you used to work in New York?
[51:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
I used to work in New York City.
[51:08]
Monet X Change
Okay.
[51:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm a big fan, by the way. I can't believe I'm crying in front of you.
[51:12]
Monet X Change
It's all right. What's wrong? What's going on?
[51:14]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God. My fucking cat died.
[51:17]
Monet X Change
Oh, no.
[51:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
It ate my fucking bird. And then the cat got ate by the dog, and then the dog ran into the street, and my husband ran over it, and then his car swerved, and then he hit a tree, and then the car got totaled, and then the car caught flames, and then my husband died.
[51:38]
Monet X Change
That is such an unfortunate series of events.
[51:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
Got the text.
[51:42]
Monet X Change
The text.
[51:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
My son. Oh, dude. Died after he texted me.
[51:48]
Monet X Change
Oh, my God.
[51:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
He text me. He got. He died.
[51:54]
Monet X Change
That is crazy. I'm so sorry to hear that.
[51:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
I just need $3.
[51:58]
Monet X Change
$3.
[51:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
I just need three. $3.
[52:01]
Monet X Change
Okay, let's talk about it. What were $3 gonna do for you right now?
[52:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
Just make me feel better.
[52:05]
Monet X Change
Just three dollars.
[52:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
Just three.
[52:07]
Monet X Change
Just three. Well, I have two.
[52:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
I need three.
[52:19]
I'm gonna. I'm gonna need three.
[52:23]
Did you say about the pastor who locked the door? No, girl, that's old news. This pastor was like, I need a $2,000 seed. Oh, I saw.
[52:31]
Monet X Change
And then the woman came up with $1,200.
[52:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
And he was like, that's not. He said, that's not what I asked for.
[52:35]
Monet X Change
That's pissed me off. When I saw that, I got so annoyed.
[52:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
But also, he still kept it.
[52:40]
Monet X Change
That's crazy.
[52:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
He was like, that's not what I asked for.
[52:43]
Monet X Change
And the fact that people see shit like this and they still think there's nothing wrong with organized religion, that is the part that trips me out.
[52:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
Give me my shit back. Then she said, I'll go work on an extra 800.
[52:54]
Keep me my money back. Then.
[52:57]
What you asked for.
[52:59]
Monet X Change
You know what?
[52:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
You're right. You didn't ask for that. My bad.
[53:01]
Monet X Change
That's pissing me off that people see this and they don't think there's nothing wrong with that.
[53:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
In the Church. And the church said, amen.
[53:07]
Imagine. Imagine that now if you're crying.
[53:14]
There are. There are. Okay.
[53:16]
Monet X Change
When do you stop?
[53:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
If I'm with you in line? Like, I'm not next in line. I met like, let's say I met like the airport and I'm in line and. And we're. We're gonna be together for like the next 10 minutes and you're like uncontrollably sobbing. I'll be like, hey, are you okay? Is everything okay? Because I'm stuck with you.
[53:40]
So.
[53:41]
Monet X Change
Only because it's affecting you. That's why you gonna stop them.
[53:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's not necessarily affecting me. I could ignore it, but I have time. Like. Like I can't think of a time in New York City where I've just been leisurely strolling. Oh, my God. What?
[53:52]
Monet X Change
I used to leisurely stroll around. I'll just walk. Especially like when, like, it started to be spring. Oh, my God. Yeah, just walk around the city. Me and friends used to walk around the city all the time. Me and Lamar, Tyrone, we just went.
[54:01]
Bob the Drag Queen
Home, but I always had somewhere to be.
[54:03]
Monet X Change
No, just to like, we just literally meet up at like 14th street, get on the train, get out the train and just walk until we just had nothing else to do.
[54:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
I did there during lockdown, but that's the only time I ever did it. Wow. Or unless I was going for a walk. Like, I used to do this thing where, like, I'm gonna walk. I used to do this thing maybe like once every day no matter what.
[54:26]
Monet X Change
Every day, no matter what.
[54:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
So was me working out every day no matter what bothering you back in the day. It seemed like you. That was pent up.
[54:31]
Monet X Change
They don't think is your everyday no matter what is my protein thing.
[54:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's like five years of pent up to you.
[54:39]
Monet X Change
Bob was on his everyday no matter what. It was a whole hashtag. He wrote this all into it on social media.
[54:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
I interrupt you into it.
[54:45]
Monet X Change
But you did.
[54:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
Could join if they wanted.
[54:47]
Monet X Change
You would force it down our throats every day since you started doing it.
[54:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
And why did you.
[54:52]
Monet X Change
And I told you in real time.
[54:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
How often do you work out?
[54:56]
Monet X Change
Six days a week. But I don't go on Sunday.
[54:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
You do once every day. What?
[55:00]
Monet X Change
No, I don't work out on Sundays. So that's not.
[55:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
I do not work on Lord's Day.
[55:04]
Monet X Change
Yeah. I want to worship him and honor him.
[55:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
What I was going to say was I used to do this thing a couple of times a month where I'd walk the perimeter of Central Park. Park.
[55:12]
Monet X Change
Oh, wow.
[55:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
How.
[55:13]
Monet X Change
How far is that? I'm sure you. Wow. And how long would that take you?
[55:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't remember. A couple hours maybe. I wouldn't run. I would just walk it. And I was gonna walk the perimeter. Central Park. I want to walk five miles. So I knew I live. I used to live pretty close to the park. Oh, oh.
[55:29]
Monet X Change
When you want to.
[55:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
Want to see Amsterdam. Yeah. So I was like four avenues over.
[55:34]
Monet X Change
Right.
[55:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
So it was a pretty short walk to the park. I just.
[55:36]
Monet X Change
I would loop in the winter.
[55:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
I would do it a couple times a month. I mean, it wasn't like a strict thing. It was just like, oh, I want to go walking. So I'll just walk to the park. I walked and then walk around. So I usually do it in the spring or the summer. I don't think I was a winter walker.
[55:49]
Monet X Change
No, that's my thing about la. That's the thing.
[55:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
Winter walker, White walker. Nevermind. White walkers are from Game of Thrones.
[55:54]
Jacob
Game of Thrones? Yeah.
[55:55]
Monet X Change
Yeah. Are the White walkers from Game of Thrones akin to the. The people from the cold planet and Marvel and Thor?
[56:03]
Jacob
Oh, the. I mean, kind of. Yeah. The Frost Giants.
[56:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
The Frost Giants, they're like zombies.
[56:10]
Monet X Change
The Frost Giants aren't zombies.
[56:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, the White Walkers are kind of like.
[56:13]
Jacob
Yeah, the White Rockers are specifically White Rockers. Yeah, yeah.
[56:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
They'd be like.
[56:21]
But they're like zombies, right?
[56:22]
Jacob
Yeah, they're like ice zombies.
[56:23]
Monet X Change
And the Frost Nights are not zombies. They're just. They're people from a cold planet.
[56:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you think who amongst. Before we go, I want to ask you one last question. Who do you think, you know who could probably pick up Mjolnir?
[56:36]
Monet X Change
Mjolnir the hammer?
[56:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. You have to be worthy. Like who's worthy?
[56:41]
Monet X Change
Worthy?
[56:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. If we were in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, do you know anyone who'd be worthy?
[56:50]
Monet X Change
I don't know.
[56:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
Cause you know, Spider man did it.
[56:53]
Monet X Change
Did he?
[56:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yep.
[56:55]
Monet X Change
Also Captain America, Hela, his sister.
[56:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
Uh huh. And I think that's it.
[57:01]
Jacob
Nope, there's. You're missing a big one.
[57:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, am I?
[57:05]
Monet X Change
Who? Storm. Right?
[57:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, Storm.
[57:08]
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah, but who.
[57:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
She's a thunder God.
[57:11]
Monet X Change
She's not a thunder God. I mean, she's. She's a goddess.
[57:16]
She's a. She's a goddess. Mom, I don't. I don't make the rules.
[57:19]
Jacob
Honestly, this would be such a good Halloween costume.
[57:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
J. You.
[57:28]
Monet X Change
We have to go rap for the cameras. The episode'. Thank you so much.
[57:45]
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