The One About Hollywood Parties

Summary

Podcast Summary: "The One About Hollywood Parties"

Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen

Release Date: April 7, 2025

In this lively episode of Sibling Rivalry, hosts Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen delve into their recent experiences with Hollywood parties, share humorous anecdotes, and discuss their adventures with the intricate game Blood on the Clock Tower. Their infectious chemistry and candid conversations provide listeners with an engaging glimpse into their lives beyond the mic.

Exploring "Blood on the Clock Tower"

The episode kicks off with Monét expressing her enthusiasm for trying out the game Blood on the Clock Tower, a sophisticated take on classic party games like Mafia or Werewolf.

Monét X Change [14:34]:

“I played this game called Blood on the Clock Tower a few times. We finally played yesterday. How did you feel about it?”

Bob shares his initial experiences, highlighting the game's complexity and unique roles that differentiate it from simpler party games.

Bob the Drag Queen [15:40]:

“Blood on the Clock Tower is a lot of rules. There are roles like seers, demons, and minions, each with specific powers and objectives.”

Monét and Bob discuss the various roles within the game, such as the Raven Keeper and the Washerwoman, emphasizing how the game's depth keeps players engaged even after multiple rounds.

Monét X Change [16:10]:

“There are two good teams and two bad teams. It’s like a more complex version of Mafia with added layers of strategy.”

Bob elaborates on the game's mechanics, explaining how roles interact and the importance of storytelling within gameplay.

Bob the Drag Queen [21:39]:

“When you're the demon, you can transfer your power by killing yourself, making the game even more unpredictable.”

Poetry and Personal Reflections

Transitioning from games to more introspective topics, Monét and Bob reminisce about their experiences with poetry from their school days.

Bob the Drag Queen [46:29]:

“I heard a fly buzz when I died. The stillness in the room was… a memorable poem from eighth grade.”

Monét attempts to recite "The Road Not Taken" by Robert Frost, leading to a humorous exchange about memorization and public recitation.

Monét X Change [47:43]:

“So it's by Robert Frost.”

Bob the Drag Queen [51:06]:

“Monet literally can't recite the Alphabet unless she sings it.”

Their playful banter underscores the hosts' comfortable rapport, blending humor with genuine moments of self-deprecation.

Adventures at Hollywood Parties

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to recounting their escapades at Hollywood parties, mixing real encounters with fictionalized humor.

Monét shares her experience attending an Elton John party, where she mingled with celebrities and even interacted with Liv Hewson from Yellowjackets.

Monét X Change [37:02]:

“I met Liv Hewson. She's so talented and such a great actor. It was lovely meeting her and her partner.”

Bob relates his own stories from similar events, including humorous attempts to connect with famous individuals and navigating the often confusing social dynamics of high-profile gatherings.

Bob the Drag Queen [56:14]:

“I was testing out a theory at Hollywood parties. I’d introduce myself as a comedian hosting Madonna’s tour just to see if I could spot the real celebrities.”

Their exchanges are peppered with humorous observations and exaggerated scenarios, painting a vivid picture of the unpredictable nature of celebrity-filled events.

Monét X Change [58:37]:

“I'm asking you to write an adult novel like a sister soldier, but like a gay one. Like a gay sista soldier fantasy.”

Sibling Awardery: A New Tradition

Towards the end of the episode, the hosts brainstorm the idea of creating their own award show, Sibling Awardery, inspired by past events like the Slammy Awards.

Bob the Drag Queen [66:17]:

“The Slammy Awards were the worst of Nightlife. We had categories like Worst Singer and Best Nightlife Meltdown.”

Monét and Bob discuss how they can put their unique spin on award shows, focusing on humor and celebrating their quirky dynamics.

Monét X Change [72:06]:

“We don't have an award show like that, honestly. It wouldn't be Sibling Rivalry if we didn't do something a little different.”

Their creative brainstorming underscores the duo's commitment to keeping their content fresh and entertaining for their audience.

Final Anecdotes and Playful Banter

The episode wraps up with more light-hearted interactions, including Monét recounting a humorous misunderstanding with Kaia Gerber, and Bob lamenting the challenges of managing personal relationships amidst their busy lives.

Bob the Drag Queen [60:24]:

“I was in the car with Kaia Gerber and her friend were really sweet, but she kept being modest about her role.”

Monét and Bob's playful teasing continues as they joke about personal habits and quirks, maintaining the episode's upbeat and humorous tone.

Monét X Change [78:51]:

“We found out Kyle told us yesterday that you can see this way though. Do y'all notice?”

Bob the Drag Queen [78:47]:

“Cause I don't look at people's phones. If someone pulls their phones up, I mind my business.”

Conclusion

"The One About Hollywood Parties" offers a blend of humor, personal stories, and engaging discussions that highlight the dynamic between Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen. Their candid conversations about games, poetry, and Hollywood experiences provide listeners with an entertaining and relatable listening experience, showcasing why Sibling Rivalry remains a beloved podcast among fans.

Notable Quotes:

• Monét X Change [10:03]: “Let's go deep, baby. Level three.”
• Bob the Drag Queen [15:40]: “Blood on the Clock Tower is a lot of rules. There are roles like seers, demons, and minions, each with specific powers and objectives.”
• Monét X Change [37:02]: “I met Liv Hewson. She's so talented and such a great actor. It was lovely meeting her and her partner.”
• Bob the Drag Queen [66:17]: “The Slammy Awards were the worst of Nightlife. We had categories like Worst Singer and Best Nightlife Meltdown.”

This episode encapsulates the essence of Sibling Rivalry, blending humor with heartfelt conversations, making it a must-listen for fans and newcomers alike.

Transcript

[Monét X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monét X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monét X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ah.

[Monét X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl.

[Monét X Change]

And some of these other apps, you swipe somebody and they are gone forever. The app be sending them into the abyss. You will never see this person again. Not on Field. And and if you're tired of the usual dating apps and looking for something more real, it's time to try Field. Download Field now on the App Store or Google Play. That's field spelled F E E L D. I might see y'all on there.

[Jacob]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Monét X Change]

And I'm Monex Change and this is sibling rivalry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On this week's episode, we go deep, don't we Monet?

[Monét X Change]

Yes, we do. We talk about Hollywood parties and we.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Find out what made Monet say this.

[Monét X Change]

That's somebody from Alabama that said that. I mean, find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're a bully. You're a mean girl. My addiction to buying things online continues. I'm going to start a TikTok playlist called why did I buy this? And then you all can buy it too if you want. And then maybe I can make some money. This is called an Aztec death whistle. I don't know if that's an offensive name or not to be clear, but I've never blown it before. I just opened it and when you blow into it, it screams do it. Should I scoot back?

[Monét X Change]

What the fuck is wrong with you? It just sounds like static.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did it sound scream?

[Monét X Change]

No.

[Guest]

Do you have to put water in it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. I don't think so. It didn't come with instructions.

[Guest]

I think you have to put water in it first of all. Yeah, I think you have to put water in it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But my addiction to buying things and also I feel like there's something going on now where I keep getting two of everything I buy on TikTok. I do not know if it is if I'm buying two or if they just keep sending me two. Did I find a glitch in the Matrix? Should I unbox this next one on camera.

[Monét X Change]

Yes. And trying to return anything. I mean, I haven't tried, but it seems very difficult to return things on TikTok.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You better say it based on nothing. You said based on this is very monetary. Based on literally nothing.

[Monét X Change]

I literally said. I literally said. I never saw. I said it seems.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But how? Like, based on what? Because, like, so based on nothing is what you're saying. Oh, my God. I bought this game called How Deep Will youl Go? This game is apparently, like, levels of carefully thought out questions cards to build deeper connections with anyone.

[Guest]

All right, let's do it right now.

[Monét X Change]

You want to car for me? You and me, we'll do one round.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ok. How deep will you go? Here we go. And I will post the link. So, I mean, I should make some money if I'm fucking posting about these things.

[Monét X Change]

All right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How deep will you go?

[Monét X Change]

Wait, do you have a TikTok shop people can buy for your thing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but I don't know how to do it. But I signed up for it. But I don't know how to do it yet. I have to spend some time trying.

[Monét X Change]

To figure it out, which means Jacob's gonna figure it out and tell you what to do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then Jacob will teach me, and then I will know.

[Monét X Change]

That's what I said. Jacob will tell you what to do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you tried to be shady the way you said it.

[Monét X Change]

You tried to be cute. That's your internalized shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My nuts, bitch. Sure, take them all the way. Actually, I have really small balls. They wouldn't be able to go very far.

[Monét X Change]

TS Madison. I'm talking about that. She's like. She's like. She's like. She's like. It went. It all went to the meat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I don't have. I have very small balls.

[Monét X Change]

Like marbles, plums, grapes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like. Like a handful of balls. Like a. Like a. Like a handful of balls.

[Monét X Change]

Is a crazy bitch. A fruit? Give me a thing to compare it to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know, like. Like two.

[Monét X Change]

Watermelons?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm trying to find the nut that's an appropriate nut. Two plums is crazy. Whose nuts look like two plums?

[Monét X Change]

No, I. I hooked up with a guy in D.C. that had to. It was. Honestly, I didn't realize. I was like, am I into balls? It was really hot that he had big balls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like two walnuts.

[Monét X Change]

Two walnuts. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. You want to do level one, level two, or level three?

[Monét X Change]

Let's go deep, baby. Level three.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Level three. Getting deep.

[Monét X Change]

Ooh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you afraid of passing down to your kids.

[Monét X Change]

I'm afraid of passing down to my kids my avoidant behavior and, like, conflicts. You know, this. I just. I just. I just, like. We'll avoid conflicts as opposed to just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Googling it for me. I'm afraid of passing down, like, poor health. Like, poor actual physical health. You know, everyone in my. Not everyone, but a lot of people in my family die pretty young. I'm convinced I'm gonna die pretty young. In my 60s maybe, or I'm gonna live way too long. It's gonna be one of those two things. Also, shout out Angie Stone, who passed away in a car accident. Amazing singer, songwriter, Oscar nominated. I mean, Grammy nominated, amazing songwriter and singer. But, yeah, I'm afraid that that would end up being, like, something that would pass down to my kids. All right, one more. You ready?

[Monét X Change]

Mm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We have to reveal a secret about ourselves. Something I don't know about you.

[Monét X Change]

I don't know what is. I generally can't think what you don't know about me that we haven't talked at this point. We talked for hundreds of hours. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it that the world doesn't know about us?

[Monét X Change]

A secret that the world doesn't know about us? I don't know. You go first. I just went first. You go first.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think a secret that the world does not. You know, I'm really. I'm such an open book.

[Monét X Change]

Right, Right. Same. I couldn't think what the world is. I mean, obviously there are things in the world, but I'm like, like, yeah. Not my Social Security number. Well, just tell us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just tell us the first. The last four digits in the first three, and we'll guess the middle two.

[Monét X Change]

Okay. 7925. 421.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Actually, people can guess your. You don't have to guess. If you lived in New York City, everyone knows if you were born in New York City, everyone knows the first three of your social. Why everyone in there. Everyone who's born in a certain place has the same social. I'm almost positive about this. Let me see. I'm just gonna look that up.

[Monét X Change]

I don't know if that's true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm looking. Born in New York City, Social Security. Yeah.

[Monét X Change]

Nobody would just say on this podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Same ditto Social Security number. If you're born in New York City, your Social Security numbers fall between 050134. Social Security numbers issued to New York fall between 050 and 134. Social Security numbers before June 21 are linked to the number was issued, which is often the same as where the cardholder was born.

[Monét X Change]

So the. The. The. So between 050 and 13 1. That.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That.

[Monét X Change]

That. That's like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Well, Social Security issues. New York City fall between 050, and then it's got a bunch of stars, and then 1, 3, 4, and then a bunch of stars issue between 50.

[Monét X Change]

And 1 through and 134. That's a lot of different combinations.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I think what it's saying is that your Social Security number is either 050 or 134. Maybe it just falls in there. But also maybe because I'm from a smaller place, like, born.

[Monét X Change]

Everyone in Clayton County.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was not born in Clayton County.

[Monét X Change]

Everyone in Atlanta, wherever you were born.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was not born in Atlanta.

[Monét X Change]

Where were you born, bitch?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was born in Columbus, Georgia.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, my God. Everyone in Columbus, Georgia had the same Social Security number. Like, beginning with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me see.

[Monét X Change]

That doesn't sound right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I believe the first three of your Social Security number dictate where you were born.

[Monét X Change]

But, like, I. He's like, okay, I think everyone born.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Social Security numbers fall between 252 and 675.

[Monét X Change]

That is a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it is a lot. But it. But. But. But it narrows it down. And if you have a computer, you can figure it out pretty easily, actually.

[Monét X Change]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So there was some truth to what I was saying. There is. When you have a Social Security number, it fall, like, based on where you live or where you were born. It puts it in a small chunk of numbers.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, but that's different than everyone has the same three digits.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not the same thing. I misspoke. You got me. You want to crucify me and take me.

[Monét X Change]

Apologize. Apologize to the Internet. Say, I'm sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shut the fuck up. How about that?

[Monét X Change]

I'm sorry for being a stupid little bitch. Say that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, let's start with you literally knowing nothing.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, I know nothing. I know not to fucking whoop your ass, nigga.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think you can.

[Monét X Change]

Yes. If we got into an actual physical fight, I think I would tear you up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. I hope that one day we find out.

[Monét X Change]

I hope so, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So we can put this through it. By the way, you don't have to wait. You can find out as soon as you want to.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, Bring your ass over here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then next time you see me, we can square up.

[Monét X Change]

Bring your ass over here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I assure you. Pause the podcast.

[Monét X Change]

Come now. You just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You. You just.

[Monét X Change]

You just down the street, nigga. Come now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're down the street, too.

[Monét X Change]

Okay, but you come See me. I said come see me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll open the door for you.

[Monét X Change]

I'll leave the light on for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Exactly. And let me tell you right now, you will.

[Monét X Change]

You will.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And honestly, we should live stream it because you will get embarrassed.

[Monét X Change]

Okay, sure. So, Bob. Bob. Finally, y'all. So I played this game called Blood on the Clock Tower a few times. And Bob isn't out of town or it didn't work out. We finally played yesterday. How did you. How did you feel about Blood on the Clock Tower?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Blood on the Clock Tower is a lot of rules. So imagine traitors, but everyone has a role. Not. And by the way, in Traders, they're just two roles. Trader or faithful. And now we saw that there's, like, seer, which is, like, granted to one person to have.

[Monét X Change]

Wait, I didn't see that. Please don't spoil it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, well, you. But you're like two episodes behind a seer.

[Monét X Change]

When was the seer happening?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The seer happened on the episode with the chessboard.

[Monét X Change]

And who's the seer?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You want me to tell you now?

[Monét X Change]

I saw the chessboard episode. I don't remember the seer.

[Guest]

I don't think they reveal the seer quite yet. I forget. I think they revealed the seer.

[Monét X Change]

That was the thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but they revealed. They revealed there will be a seer.

[Monét X Change]

Oh.

[Guest]

But also this episode will air by the time the finale's out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So they revealed that there will be a seer. You didn't see that part?

[Monét X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, there's a seer, and the seer gets to find out one person's true identity.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, I didn't hear about that. But we didn't see it happen yet. And then. So, but. So, but I mean, there basically is good and evil, right? There are townsfolk and. And outsiders. And then let me read some of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

These roles like y'all. Let me read some of these roles to y'all. Cause, like, they are. It's not. Monet's making it. Monet's oversimplified. It was.

[Monét X Change]

No, I mean, what. Cause there are four categories. The two good teams are townsfolk and outsiders, and the bad people are minions and a demon. So it's like two good teams, two bad teams, basically.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So there are character ties. Blood on the cocktailer Wiki. Here we go. So if you are, I need the specifics of the roles, Bitch. Not just the idea.

[Monét X Change]

Type in. Type in wash. I can type in washerwoman bought in the Clock tower. Jacob, have you ever played it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I have not. No. So the Raven Keeper. Right, the Raven Keeper. If you die at night, you are woken to choose a player. You learn their character. But it only happens if you die at night. This means you have to be. You have to be killed by the demon. But if you are executed by the town, then your power does not work. How? If the Ravenkeeper dies at night, they get to learn about his power. The Ravenkeeper is woken at night. If they die, the Ravenkeeper may choose a dead player. If they wish, they can choose who's already dead. Also, in this game, when you're dead, you keep playing.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, keep on playing the game, which.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will say it lowers the stakes, but it does make it interesting. But when you play Mafia or the traitors, once you're dead, you're gone. You're out of here.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah. And you have characters like the Washerwoman. You start knowing that one of two players is a particular townsfolk. So if someone is saying, yeah, I'm the saint. I'm the saint. The saint. If the saint gets killed, like during daytime, then the game ends automatically. Like at the. If the saint gets killed at the roundtable, the game is done. So if someone is like, I'm the saint, I'm the saint. It could just be saying that, but. But it could actually be a demon. So we don't kill them. You know what I mean? So there are different things like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So the mayor. If only three players live and no execution occurs, your team wins. Which the mayor is. Is a townsfolk. If you die at night, another player might die instead. So if. If the demon chooses to kill you at night, someone else will just randomly die. But that's also up to the storyteller to decide if they want to kill the other player. There's so many rules. So there's a Grimmery. One person has this giant book with all the information in it. The storytellers can make mistakes. And our storytellers did make a few mistakes.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, the storyteller can make you. You got to play with Justin. Justin. Justin is a really good storyteller. He's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think. You think Lindsay and I forget. Justin's better than Auby and Lindsay.

[Monét X Change]

Aubby and Lindsay were great, but Justin has been doing this for years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just say out loud you think. You think Justin's better than AUB and Lindsay. Just say anyway. Do you or not? Can you answer the question? Are you afraid to answer?

[Monét X Change]

But it was really fun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Back in the day, we used to be say their names. Say their name. Now you're scared to even say a simple who you think's better at this is. You know what? This is the Pit Stop. Monet, y'all. We're getting pissed off. Monet's still in Pit Stop mode. We don't. We don't have.

[Monét X Change]

We.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm so sorry, y'all. Sibling rivalry. Mon didn't clock in. I think it's hard for Monae, the duality between being the Pit Stop host and. And being a host of. Of our podcast, and I think she didn't turn on her sibling rivalry mode. She's still in pit Stop mode.

[Monét X Change]

And how do you balance between being a bitch and a fucking cunt? How do you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Duality. I do that once.

[Monét X Change]

How do you. How do you balance those? Because. Because. Because I can't say which one I'm getting right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ask. Ask. Ask Dylan Efron how I balance it.

[Monét X Change]

You know? You know, I'll ask. I'll ask Zach. I'll ask fucking Rob how he's fucking sent your ass home.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow, that's. That was crazy. That was uncalled for, but it's really fun.

[Monét X Change]

And, like, the. Chris and Lindsey hosted it, y'all. I've been to Atlanta Clocks, I bet. I also hosted one of my house. We got some hors d'oeuvres, some cheese, and some meat. These niggas had fucking balloons. They had an assortment of drinks and cocktails.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Real pentagram. Pentagrams all over the house. Floating candles, cobwebs, netting. I was like, this is great. Do you have a grimory?

[Monét X Change]

The storyteller brings the grimory. That's the storyteller's job.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't own Blood and Clock Tower?

[Monét X Change]

No, I don't. I don't own it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got so you. Justin owned the one that you played.

[Monét X Change]

And Steve also owns one. Steve does it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it. Well, I mean, I like the game. Once you learn it, it takes a learning curve. I will tell y'all this by the second game when I tell you I was on it, and I sat down next to this guy named Larry, and Larry listened to the podcast, so I know you're listening, Larry. And Larry was like, oh, my God, I love this game. This is my favorite game. Like, two people. Aubie was one of the storytellers, and Larry were like, this is my favorite game. Aubie was like, this is my personality. And because Larry was like, I love this game. It's my favorite games. Torque. The one of the games he started, Lair started being like, I'm just tired. Like, I just. I just can't even focus right now. And Then I was like, he's lying, y'all. This is his fucking favorite game. I don't care if he's tired. He told me before we started this is my favorite game. So he would not be acting all tired. And also, a round of people left. If he was so tired, he would have left. He did not leave. He's still here. He is a fucking demon.

[Monét X Change]

So, wait, was this the third game or the second one? I was a traveler in the one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where you're the traveler.

[Monét X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I started. I was. Now, by the way, if you're the demon, which is like the trade, but there's only one demon, maybe two. If you play a certain round, the demon kept moving around the board. Like, the demon just keeps moving around, you can kill yourself.

[Monét X Change]

Minions. He can transfer his power to his.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Minions by killing yourself. You kill yourself, and then someone else becomes a demon. So what my issue was I was too vocal, but I was chasing this demon around.

[Monét X Change]

Vocal, shocked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was chasing this demon around the room from, like, one person. Then I was like, now it's him. And then they moved it again. Like, now it's him. They move it again. Like, now it's him. Like, I knew every single time where the demon was. I was honest. It was my second round. I was very, very impressed with myself.

[Monét X Change]

Well, that's. That's because we played the easy pack, Bob. There's the other one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, we moved to the hard ones.

[Monét X Change]

Would you. With the zabaletta and the thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah. It's not the Zabuletta. It's the. It's the.

[Monét X Change]

The Zambol.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zambol, which is a. I Googled it. A Zambol is a corpse that's been resurrected using Caribbean or African magic.

[Monét X Change]

Ooh, maybe for Halloween. Should I be a Zambol?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You could be a Zambol. But, yeah, I got really good at it. But then I had a round where I was not good. Because you can also be drunk or poisoned. If you're drunk or poisoned, you don't know.

[Monét X Change]

You don't know what power is going on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your powers don't work.

[Monét X Change]

And then if you're drunk the whole time, you think you're a role that you were not the whole time. If you're drunk, when you're a drunk person, you pull a chip, it doesn't say drunk, and it says another role. But the storytellers know that you were drunk. So the whole time you're like, oh, I'm the pacifist. I'm the pacifist.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm the pacifist.

[Monét X Change]

And it's like you found at the end, I was drunk the whole time. It was not the pacifist. I was just the drunk.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In fact, we'll tell you all about some more parties when we get back.

[Monét X Change]

Y'All. So you know, the girlies have always been curious about GLP1 medications. You know, the ones we're hearing so much about lately when it comes to weight loss. But honestly, the price tags and access always felt a little out of reach for the girls who want to lose the weight. So that's why I was so intrigued when I found out. Noom yes, that's Noom, the one known for helping people build better habits, now offers an affordable GLP1 program. It's called Noom GLP1, and here's what makes it different. It's a compounded semi glutide that starts at just $149. If you qualify, it ships right to your door within seven days. But this isn't just about getting a medication. It's a whole support system.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They combine the Bauer GLP1 with their proven behavior change program. So you're not just losing weight, you're learning how to keep it off. You also get Companion, which is Noon's personalized guide that supports muscle retention, which I love, habit building and sustainable weight loss. Plus the access to a care team, a coach, and a supportive community inside the app means you're not having to figure this out by yourself. You can ask about anything, medication side effects, what's working, what's not working, and you get real answers fast. So if you think about GLP1 but felt overwhelmed or priced out, this could be a game changer.

[Monét X Change]

Noom GLP1 starts at $149 and is delivered to your door in seven days. Start your GLP1 journey today at Noom.com that's n o o m dot com Noom the smart way to Lose weight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not all customers will medically qualify for prescription medications. Compounded medications are not reviewed by the FDA for safety, efficacy or quality. When was the last time you needed to see a doctor but made an excuse to put it off? Maybe you thought, I'm too busy or it's gonna heal on its own. Or even which, by the way, your broken leg will not heal on his own or I don't know which doctor to go to. Let's be real, baby. We've all been there, okay? Booking a doctor appointment can feel so overwhelming, but thanks to Zoc doc as I call her, Zachary Dockery, there's no reason to delay anymore. They make it easy to find and book doctors that's right for you. Here's how it works. Sock Doc is a free app. Did you hear what I said? I'm gonna say it again. It is a free app and a website for say a third time because.

[Monét X Change]

I know Amanda wasn't listening. Amanda, I know your ears, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is a free app and it's also a website for the boomers where you can search and compare high quality in network doctors across every specialty. Mental health, dental health, primary care, urgent care, and so much more.

[Monét X Change]

With ZocDoc, you can filter for doctors who take your insurance, are located near you, are highly rated by verified patients and are a great fit for any medical need you have. Once you find the doctor you like, you can see their actual appointment openings and book a visit instantly. And the best part, appointments happen fast, girl. Typically within 24 to 72 hours or even the same day. Real tea, y'all. I just found my primary care physician using ZocDoc. Obviously on the comments like why they don't be using ZocDoc. I actually do. I actually do. And I literally, second time in my life as an adult I have found my primary care physician on zocdoc. And you know, because I've been using her. I mean, I have been.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Again, y'all be think I'd be lying.

[Monét X Change]

I've been using ZOCDOC since they ever since civil Robbie was a thing. Until I made Bob Dudas podcast. I have been using ZOC docs. I've been using ZocDoc for a very long time. And they.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Excuse me, don't add in made me.

[Monét X Change]

I was the one made you do this podcast. We'll talk about that later.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, we will.

[Monét X Change]

So stop putting off those doctor's appointments and go to Zocdoc.com rivalry to find and instantly book a top rated doctor today. That's Z O c d o c.com rivalry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I keep forgetting to bring this toothpaste home when I tell you there are three grown adults living in my apartment squeezing toothpaste out of one. Squeezing toothpaste out of this.

[Monét X Change]

A toothpaste container. Let me see what that looked like. What is that? I've never seen a toothpaste dispenser like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I mean, I've seen a few, but yeah. Jacob, I need to bring this home. I'm putting in my fanny pack right now. Maybe we'll have toothpaste. We don't have to like all throw.

[Guest]

On the way home and get toothpaste.

[Monét X Change]

Literally.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have it. It's here. I have. I don't have to stop and get it. I have it. It's in my hand. This thing is full work.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, and so. And so, y'all. Okay, how y'all. Why don't y'all have other toothpaste things? Everybody gotta shave one toothpaste.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Jacob uses Sensodyne, so sometimes I will go over to his Sensodyne, but I think I've used all of his Sensodyne. But we. I mean, there are still some toothpaste. It's just like, you know, when you're. When you. When the whole thing's flat, you're just pressing the. That's where I am. I mean, it's still coming out, but, like, we're not long for this world.

[Monét X Change]

I love parties. I think at this age stage of my life.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm talking about Hollywood parties.

[Monét X Change]

That's the thing. Oh, wait, I meant to say Hollywood. I love Hollywood parties. I'm gonna say, I think at this stage of my life, I really enjoy a Hollywood moment. Because. No shade, y'all. At this good age and this. At these new feet, I. I mean, since I worked in nightlife, I have never been a stand in line girl. Cause, you know, because of nightlife, privilege and being a drag queen, you know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You and your plantar fasciitis, I don't have the.

[Monét X Change]

You know, it hasn't acted up in a long time. Like, years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That sounds really lovely.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah. So these Hollywood parties slide to the left real quick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. I just want to see, like, where the red and blue meet. How they meet. I just wanted to see what was going on with this tank top. It's cute.

[Monét X Change]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know if they were. They didn't like this. Were they doing, like this? Was it like. Like, did it mer. Did it blend? I just wanted. I was. I was very curious to how they were meeting in the middle and so.

[Monét X Change]

Last night was the Oscars weekend. Well, sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Last night was the Oscars?

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, last night was the Oscars. It was a bunch of parties and stuff, which, by the way, Wicked is cursed. I know. Carlton went.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I told y'all it wasn't gonna win. I knew it. Wicked is cursed. Wicked cannot win new musical. Wicked has never won best musical. I mean, it's only been up twice. Once against Avenue Q and once against Amelia Perez, and it lost.

[Monét X Change]

Wait, Avenue Q was up for an Oscar? Best new musical.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, this was for the Tony Awards.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, okay. I was like, wait, what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I'm saying is like Wicked can't win best anything unless it's like an actor or like cinematographer or something like that. But Wicked cannot win best film. Wicked cannot win.

[Monét X Change]

I mean, Wicked did not even have a big award season. Like what big awards did they win? I think, I think Cynthia wants a Golden Globe, maybe a Scope.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He looked it up, Jacob. It was nominated for 10 Oscars.

[Monét X Change]

And how many did it come out with?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Monét X Change]

I know, but gag Honora, it won two.

[Guest]

At least it won production design and costume design. I don't know if it won a third. I feel like it did, but let me look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, but Cynthia and Ariana didn't win.

[Monét X Change]

I know. I mean, but congratulations to. To Mikey. Who won? Who? This, this new actress. She did Anora. I mean, did you see Anora?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monét X Change]

I thought, I thought I. I thought Anora's love. I really enjoyed it. And she was so. She won. She won best. She won actress and they won best film or something like that. They killed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The only Oscar nominated films I saw were Wicked and the. The Substance.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, substance. Which Demi won the Golden Globe or she won. Yeah, but she didn't win a thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, she ever won.

[Monét X Change]

That's crazy of her. Her career. But to be honest, the Demi. More movies I can name are Ghost, GI Jane and the Substance. I don't know any. Any other Demi movies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, Ghost did win an awesome Charlie's Angels.

[Monét X Change]

Which one?

[Guest]

Charlie's Angels.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, but I mean, Ghost did win an Oscar.

[Monét X Change]

She wasn't in the movie. She was in the series Charlie's Angels. The movie was Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore.

[Guest]

And yeah, she's in it. Isn't she like the villain?

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, but. Yeah, okay, fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, yeah, but she wasn't like the.

[Monét X Change]

She wasn't a lead.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't have to be a lead to win. Again, I want to say this again, no one's responding to me, but yes, Ghost did win an Oscar, but it wasn't for the lead. It was supporting.

[Monét X Change]

Supporting for Whoopi. I know, but. But does. But a supporting would be like Drew Barrymore or like Cameron. Like I don't think she would have been a supporting. As a villain.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Joker won an Oscar. The guy who played the Heath Ledger won an Oscar. A posthumous Oscar. Yes, he did.

[Monét X Change]

For a supporting actor.

[Guest]

Yeah. Joaquin also won for Joker.

[Monét X Change]

I mean, he was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He won best actor though. But Heath Ledger won supporting in Dark Knight Rises or Dark what? A dark. Dark Knight. Dark Knight Rises. Dark Knight. The Dark Knight.

[Monét X Change]

Dark Knight. Yeah. Bane was risers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think. The Scarecrows Rises.

[Guest]

Batman Begins.

[Monét X Change]

Batman Begins.

[Guest]

Dark Knight. Dark Knight Rises.

[Monét X Change]

Bane is the last one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Batman Begins. I thought that was the Christopher Columbus.

[Monét X Change]

No, you keep on saying that. It's not Christopher Columbus. Every time you say that, they dragged. It's not Christopher Columbus that did that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's his name?

[Monét X Change]

Not Christopher Columbus.

[Guest]

Christopher Nolan was the one who did those ones.

[Monét X Change]

No, he's talking about the one that did the really campy one. It's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Chris Lumens never directed a Batman film.

[Monét X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What did Chris Lomis direct that I thought was Batman?

[Guest]

Harry Potter.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Harry Potter. And who did Rent?

[Monét X Change]

Jonathan Larson.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, he didn't direct the film. He was dead. Monet. He'd been dead for like, almost 20 years.

[Monét X Change]

I mean, he made it. He did the book.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who directed Rant?

[Guest]

Chris Columbus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Chris Columbus directed Rent.

[Monét X Change]

But not. But Rant. There's not Batman, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought he directed Batman for some reason. I don't know why I thought he directed Batman.

[Guest]

No.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah. So I got invited to the Elton John.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I got invited, too.

[Monét X Change]

It's okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't say it like you're the one who got invited. I don't like that.

[Monét X Change]

Why didn't we go?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is how you said it.

[Monét X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's how you fix your lips to say.

[Monét X Change]

And it was a whole lot of fun. I met so many. So many celeb friends, you know? You know when you go to these parties, you meet people you didn't realize were fans of yours and liked you. Do you watch yellow jackets?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you get fingered?

[Monét X Change]

I wish. I did make out with someone that I'm not going to say. Who was? I was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You tell us. Are they short or tall?

[Monét X Change]

They're tall.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Over 30 or under 30?

[Monét X Change]

Over 30.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Over 40. Under 40.

[Monét X Change]

I don't know, actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So 30s or early 40s?

[Monét X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, can you tell us if they're over 30 or under 30, please?

[Monét X Change]

Oh, my God, you are so messy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just asking. You don't have to. If the person Monet made out with is over 30 or under 30.

[Guest]

Oh, gotcha.

[Monét X Change]

They're definitely over 30. You mean under 40 or over.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Over 30? Over 40. Under 40. And are they an actor or a. Do they work. Do they work in film?

[Monét X Change]

Sometimes. I'm not. I'm not saying that they are over 40. Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do they work behind the scenes or do they work, like, in front of the camera?

[Monét X Change]

Behind the scenes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Behind the scenes. Okay.

[Monét X Change]

And it was shorter than you were.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Taller than you. Taller than you we already know that.

[Monét X Change]

How you know that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We already know that. Bald. No, they have hair for sure. You don't really date bald guys.

[Monét X Change]

That's not true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What bald guy?

[Monét X Change]

Have you ever dated, Dated, not dated? I've only dated three or four people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You went on a date last night. You were on a date with this person?

[Monét X Change]

It wasn't a date. You're going to. You're about to evolve. You about to cause drama. But it was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm only revealing. I'm the seer.

[Monét X Change]

Well, on the way to the bathroom. So I met them on the thing. We had, like, chat or whatever, and then we exchanged numbers. And I was on the way to the bathroom, and they were like, wow, you look really good. And bitch. You know when somebody put their hand at the small of your back? And I was like, oh. Or the little. And it was great, and it was just so cute. And I was like. And I would've been, you know, facial.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hair or no facial hair?

[Monét X Change]

Facial hair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Last night, Megan, thee stallion. I saw her and she was like, beers. And normally I don't come to people when they call me to them, but I did it for Megan. I went over and she was like.

[Monét X Change]

Girl, Bob, as a rule, y'all know Bob have rules about everything. As a rule.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I broke my rule for Megan. I broke my rule for Megan. And I was like. She was just mad that I got eliminated from Traders. And she was like, I was rooting for you. And I was like, who are you rooting for now? She's like, no one, bitch. I was only rooting for you. You were the one I was rooting for. And then. And then she was like, we play traitors all the time. And I was like, invite?

[Monét X Change]

What does that mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like, you just play mafia, basically. It's literally the same game, I guess. And then I went, oh, invite me over. I'll come. Let me give you my number. She did not give me her phone. She just changed. So she's like. Anyway, she's like, I gotta talk to you all that.

[Monét X Change]

Did she make you drive the boat?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Drive the boat? What?

[Monét X Change]

Drive the boat?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is drive the boat?

[Monét X Change]

Megan, when she, like, is partying, she always. She makes people drive the boat. She has. She always has a bottle of Don Julio and she. And she pours in your mouth.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I would have. I would have said no to that. I would not have broke my. Well if. Okay, 100%. No. I'd have been like, I don't drink.

[Monét X Change]

Is it okay? What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, there's no One, I would break my sobriety for work.

[Monét X Change]

If I was sober, I would break my sobriety for Rihanna. 100%.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would literally. No, I'd be like, I don't drink, girl. Drive the bobby like, I ain't driving no boat.

[Monét X Change]

And she like, you like, I'll park it for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, you wanna put.

[Monét X Change]

Put it down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll dock the boat.

[Monét X Change]

I'll dock the boat. Okay. See, my biggest house. She was obsessed. I met Liv from. Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monét X Change]

Instagram just removed my comment to Nick Smith. I'd never seen this before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What did you say? Nick reported you. Good.

[Monét X Change]

He did. So he commented on my thing. What did I post? Hold on. I don't care why. They said CY N. I don't fucking care why. Oh, Nick commented on my picture of the pictures I posted of me, you know, old pictures of me. He said, when did it get better for you? I said, the day I kill you and I get better. But they know he's my friend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is girl don't know your motherfucking life.

[Monét X Change]

That shit's crazy. Deleted my comment. Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, you were saying Liv. Who's Liv?

[Monét X Change]

Oh, from Yellowjackets. Who? I'm a huge fan. So do you watch Yellowjackets?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monét X Change]

Such a great show. She's so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I only watched, like, one unscripted show.

[Guest]

Liv Hewson.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, Liv Houston. She's so sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank them.

[Monét X Change]

They are so talented and they're such a great actor. And it was so lovely meeting them. Them and their partner. I believe it was their partner. It was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you make out their partner? Is that who you met out with?

[Monét X Change]

No, I did not meet couple.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just wondering. I'm just trying to narrow it down.

[Monét X Change]

And I met a few.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, maybe we can get a full list of everyone who's at the. What bar did you go to? What bar party?

[Monét X Change]

The Elton John.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If we can get a full list of everyone at the party, I'm assuming. So now we narrow it down to someone queer. A man, probably a gay man over 40.

[Monét X Change]

It was a man. I said they were tall. I said they were bald, so. Oh, so tall. Bald people are all men.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did not say bald. You said. You did not say bald. You said hair.

[Monét X Change]

So who.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who was it? Jane Lynch. What tall woman? Leslie Jordan.

[Monét X Change]

You don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, Leslie Jones. It's either Leslie Jones, Jane Lynch, Sheryl Swoops, Brittney Griner. Who was it then?

[Monét X Change]

Honestly, I would make. I would fucking make the fuck out with Brittney Griner. Absolutely.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monét X Change]

I think that'd be hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you did. So it wasn't that. So we know. We're narrowing it down. So anyway, y'all, we're gonna figure this out. Y'all find the list. Go find out who's at the party last night. We. We. We know.

[Monét X Change]

Just find out who looks like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who looks like Andy.

[Monét X Change]

No, I did not look like Andy. Actually. Um, there was. Damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So he's hotter than Andy.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, my God, Bob, you are so funny. I'm asking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't have to answer the question.

[Monét X Change]

You are such a messy bitch. You're not a fucking bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That means he's hotter than me. Go ahead.

[Monét X Change]

Some of the cast of Wednesday, I hung out with them. It was fun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I started watching recently because a friend of mine recommended it. Came over and we watched this show.

[Monét X Change]

Monet. Slumber party. Great show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is a great show. Dickinson.

[Monét X Change]

I don't know what that is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's an Emily Dickinson. It's old. Not old, but it's like 2017, maybe.

[Monét X Change]

That's not old.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, what I mean is it's not new. Like, it didn't just come out. The series is literally. The series is completely done. It's over.

[Monét X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it's called Dickinson. It's Emily Dickinson's story. It's got Jane Krakowski, Wiz Khalifa. It's a really. Wiz Khalifa's an actor. Wiz Khalifa acted in this. Yeah.

[Monét X Change]

Work. I didn't know that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He plays Death. I don't know if Emily Dickinson is obsessed with death.

[Monét X Change]

I don't know anything about Emily or her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dude. I did not know she's. Apparently. She's a lesbian.

[Monét X Change]

Let's take a break. I'm gonna talk a little more about Emily. I'm gonna do some research.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Foreign.

[Jacob]

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[Monét X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh wow.

[Monét X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

They combine the Bauer GLP1 with their proven behavior change program. So you're not just losing weight, you're learning how to keep it off. You also get Companion, which is Noon's personalized guide that supports muscle retention, which I love, habit building and sustainable weight loss. Plus the access to a care team, a coach and a supportive community inside the app means you're not having to figure this out by yourself. You can ask about anything, medication, side effects, what's working, what's not working, and you get real answers fast. So if you think about GLP1 but felt overwhelmed or priced out, this could be a game changer.

[Monét X Change]

The Noom GLP1 starts at $149 and is delivered to your door in seven days. Start your GLP1 journey today at noom.com that's n o m.com noom the smart way to lose weight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not all customers will medically qualify for prescription medications. Compounded medications are not reviewed by the FDA for safety, efficacy, or quality.

[Monét X Change]

Okay, we're back. Wait. Emily Dickinson is a real person, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's a poet, right? Did she write Fly on the Wall or. What was her most famous poem called? Not Fly on the Wall. What's her most famous poem called?

[Monét X Change]

Cool Girl. She looked like. She looked like a Cola Scola in that show.

[Guest]

I don't think she ourselves were wed one summer. Dear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The day of. I don't know if I heard a fly buzz when I died.

[Monét X Change]

I just sounded so ignorant. Monet's so uncultured.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was actually her poem. I heard a fly buzz When I died. The stillness in the room was like the stillness in the air between the heaves. I heard storm work. Do what?

[Guest]

Yeah, that's the name of the poem.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just remember. So I'll read it to you. It's pretty short. I heard a fly buzz when I died. The stillness in the room was like stillness in the air between the heaves of storm. The eyes around had rung by had wrung them dry and breaths were gathering firm for the last onset when the king be witnessed in the room I willed my keepsake signed away what portion of me be assignable? And then it was there interposed a fly with blue uncertain stumbling buzz between the light and me. And then the windows failed. And then I could not see to see. And I just remember that's the only eminent poem that I know of.

[Monét X Change]

And I didn't even know the name of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I remember when we studied poetry in eighth grade. She was one of the poets that we had to study her and. Do you know any poems by heart?

[Monét X Change]

The time has come, the walrus said, to talk of many things.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So do you know it by heart, bitch, or is this like Renaissance?

[Monét X Change]

That's all I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I believe I know this one. Okay, Jacob, look up the lines to Two Woods. What is it? Two woods.

[Monét X Change]

Two roads diverged.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Two woods diverg. Two roads diverged in yellow wood.

[Monét X Change]

So it's by Robert Frost.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Two roads diverge. Who's the poet laureate? I believe. I believe Robert Frost was the poet laureate. Two roads diverge in the yellow wood and. Sorry I could not travel both and be one traveler Long I stood and looked down one to where it bent in the undergrowth. No, no, no. That's what I know. His woods. Whose woods these are? That's what I know. Whose woods these Are I think I know. His house is in the village. Though he will not see me stopping here to watch his woods fill up with snow. My little horse must think it queer to stop without a farmhouse near. Throughout the woods and frozen lake the darkest evening of the year. I give my harness bells a shake to see if there is some mistake. The only other sounds a sweep of easy wind and downy flake. But I have mouths to go But I have mouths to go But I have promises to keep and mouths to go before I sleep and miles to go before I sleep. Something like that. Did I get that right? Jacob?

[Guest]

Mostly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I Learned that in 8th grade. Why is that still with me? I do not know. I do not know.

[Monét X Change]

I mean, I didn't want. I think I know this one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're reading.

[Monét X Change]

I'm not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know.

[Monét X Change]

Said little bitch, you can fuck with me. You see, you don't even.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're lying. I watched you google and the lyrics. I said little bitch, you can't fuck.

[Monét X Change]

With me if you wanted to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hold on.

[Monét X Change]

These are expensive. These is red bottoms these is bloody.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shoes get them both, get, get the score I can get them both I don't want to choose and I'm quick cut a nigga off so don't get comfortable See, I don't dance now I make money moves hey, hey say I don't dance now I make money moves if I see you and I don't speak that means I don't with you I'm a boss, you're a worker I make bloody moves now she say she gonna do what to who? Let's find out and see Cardi B. You know what I meant? You know what I mean? I'm in the. You're in the club just to party. I'm there, I get paid a fee I'd be eating at them so much I know that honestly don't give a about who ain't fond of me Drop two mixtapes in six months. What Bitches working as hard as me. I don't bother with these. I don't let these hordes bother me. They see pictures, they say goals, bitch, I'm who they're trying to be.

[Monét X Change]

Look, I might just call him some babe I might chill on your boo I might just feel on your babe My pussy feel like a leg he want to film in his face.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you do it with the accent though? I'm like, okay, I let him get what he wants. He made me Yves Saint Laurent and the new whip when it goes fast.

[Monét X Change]

As a horse look at that horse. Look at that horse. Yeah, I don't really know any poems like that. I mean, I remember again, life. I used to think I knew life for me and Ben. No Crystal Stair. But I don't know that. I mean, I know the name of it. I don't know the poem by heart.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used to know Maya Angelou's. I don't. The dust, like, still like dust. Like dust I rise.

[Monét X Change]

Dust I rise.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But that one has escaped me. I don't know why. I do not know why. I know that fucking. But we all had to learn a poem and recite it. So everyone had to learn a poem. Can you double check? I'm pretty sure Robert Frost is a poet laureate.

[Monét X Change]

We all do know two words are two roads. Diversion of yellowwood and sorry I could not travel and be one traveler.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, no, you're cheating. Don't sing it. I know, because I know y'all niggas learn this as a motherfucking song. Bitch, you're not slick. Speak it.

[Monét X Change]

I still fucking know it. Where's it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And do without singing.

[Monét X Change]

No, I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But Monet cannot do the Alphabet without singing it. Monet literally can't recite the Alphabet unless she sings it. And I'm not trying to put you on blast, but Monet, literally, it'd be like, A, B, C, D, E, l.

[Monét X Change]

G, Rose, Virginia yellow. 1 I'm sorry I could not travel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Both make it challenging.

[Monét X Change]

Then look. One traveler long I stood to where it bent in the undergrowth and both that morning equally lay Tulis will no step nor trodden back. I don't know the rest of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, yeah, when I was in eighth grade, we all had to learn a poem. Everyone in class had to learn a poem by a poet laureate. And I was assigned whose woods these are or whatever that poem's called by Robert Frost. And then we had to write a book of poetry that had, like, a poem.

[Monét X Change]

What kind of poems did you write?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We had to write one of, like, several. We had to write an epic poem. We had to write a sonnet. We had to write. A soliloquy is not a poem. We had to write. A soliloquy can be a poem, but a soliloquy is not necessarily a poem. A soliloquy is just a character on the show thinking to themselves out loud.

[Monét X Change]

Right? So you do. But, I mean, I feel like when we did our poetry thing in seventh grade, we had to do soliloquies as well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A soliloquy can be A poem. But not all poems are soliloquies, right?

[Monét X Change]

So I'm just asking you teaching me to fucking write one, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you thought a soliloquy was a poem anyway, right?

[Monét X Change]

Yes. And it can be. And I was right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It can be. And you thought a soliloquy was always a poem.

[Monét X Change]

But it can be yes or no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but you thought it was always a poem.

[Monét X Change]

Thank you. But you thought it was procedure when you have to write a colliloquy and.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then we had to write a haiku and I. A haiku. And I can only remember when the poem I wrote. I wrote. It was called loneliness.

[Monét X Change]

What the poem was called Loneliness was your poem.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was one of my poems. I just remember I wrote a poor called blow.

[Monét X Change]

Why? You were feeling things. That's so. That's so beautiful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think I was feeling lonely. I was just channeling someone else's. How did it go? Oh, my God. Have you ever. Have you ever noticed how I can't.

[Monét X Change]

I thought you said you just found all your poems and journals.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I found my journals, but from like adult years. I don't have anything from my childhood. When did my house burned down? I don't have anything for my childhood.

[Monét X Change]

Jesus Christ.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everything from childhood is gone. Sorry.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cooked.

[Monét X Change]

And lost a home today.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you ever. Oh, my God. I want to know. I remember this poem. Have you ever noticed that the rain won't have you ever noticed that the rain won't stop? And how lonely you feel with every drop? Loneliness brings pain, pain that's clear to see and to see you in pain really aches me. So when you're alone, call on a friend and it is me you will see to ease the pain that so awakens me. Oh, my God.

[Monét X Change]

It sounds like peaches. Fuck the paint away.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's brilliant. Can you acknowledge how I wrote that in eighth grade and you just remembered all of it? Yes. Have you ever noticed that the rain won't stop and how lonely you feel with every drop? Loneliness brings pain, pain that's clear to see and to see when pain really aches me. So when you're alone, call on a friend and it's me you will see to ease the pain that so aches me. I got the highest grade in the class for my poems.

[Monét X Change]

Girl, you were. You had a lot of emotions going on over there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I was literally sitting at my window and it was raining and I was like, ooh, the rain. The poem was called the rain. That's what it was called. It was called the Rain.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, and you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And, and you.

[Monét X Change]

And you. You made fun of me with my, with my. The Clouds Keep Coming.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's a Patreon exclusive. Go type in Monet's journal or something on Patreon, y'all. Monet's journal entries. Y'all would think I, Monet was going. If y'all, if y'all think that Monet was talking about her feelings in life, be lifein baby. That ain't nothing compared to what Monet was pouring. Monet was living out full soap operas. Monet was having full relationships with people who didn't know they had them.

[Monét X Change]

With her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet was tormented. Monet thought she was in a sister soldier book, honey. Poor Monet. Young Monet. I feel like.

[Monét X Change]

I feel like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like I wanna write a. Sorry, go ahead.

[Monét X Change]

I think I wanted to write an adult novel like akin to like a sister soldier, but like a gay one. Like I would like to write like a gay sista soldier fantasy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The hottest summer ever. Honestly, you'd already. You're piggybacking off her success and you'd already be in these streets. So I have a theory about these Hollywood parties. Sorry to jump back. Oh yeah, here's my theory.

[Monét X Change]

Uh huh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was testing it out last night and honestly I had a pretty high success rate. So when I'm at these parties, I do not know. I don't. I'm really bad at recognizing people. I'm really, really bad at it. I'm. Y'all saw Name that White Woman. I'm. I'm horrible at this. Right? But I am. So I go up to people at Hollywood parties and I say, hi, my name is Bob, I'm a comedian. I host a Madonna's tour. That's why I'm here.

[Monét X Change]

Uh huh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or so I'll say, hi, my name's Bob. And if they're really famous, they'll just go, hi. And I'll be like, I'm Bob, I'm a comedian. They'll go, oh, that's cool. But they never say their name because I think they think I know their names.

[Monét X Change]

Who they are probably. If they're overfamous. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'd be like, can you just say your name? Like, don't make me be like, who are you? What do you do? Because I know you're famous and I don't know who you are. I don't know what you do. I mean, I famously asked January Jones how she knows Charlize Theron at a party one Time.

[Monét X Change]

I don't even know. Who the fuck is January Jones. I gotta look at that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's a famous actor. I found out about her too.

[Guest]

She was most famous for Mad Men in the Days of Future Past. She also played Emma Frost.

[Monét X Change]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I was like, what? I was like, oh, J wear, that's a cool name. How do you know Charlize? Like, we, we're colleagues or something like that. And I was like, oh, like, do you. Are you like a stylist or something? She goes, no. But she also wouldn't say what she did. Like, they won't just say, I'm an actor. And when you meet someone's famous child, they will not just say, my dad is so and so. They won't just say, my dad is Keanu Reeves. They'll just be like, I came with my dad.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah. Because I think it's like they don't want to feel like they're like, like, like they're, they're, they're, they're. I mean, which is sometimes is the most notoriety. Notorious thing about them is that who their parents are. But you want to kind of like be like, I'm my own person, you know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But to quote Monat. Let's clear it up. Clear it up, honey. Because I don't know y'all hoes and y'all and y'all don't know me, and that's okay. But we should, we can get to know we're at a party. Let's just get to meet each other. So here's my. If you find yourself randomly at a Hollywood party, and I know most of y'all are like, well, what? Bob, Monny, why we at a Hollywood party? Here's my theory. If it is a woman who is skinny and over five'ten who's dressed very well, that's a model. If it is a woman who's beautiful dressed very well, but under five'eight that's an actor. If it's a man wearing jeans, if he's wearing jeans and like a T shirt or like maybe a blazer over a T shirt, that is a film director. If it is a person who's wearing a button up shirt, they look like they could be the waitstaff. That is a comedian. If they have an insanely hot body, they're dressed very fashionable. But you can tell it's not like super duper high end fashion. Like, it's not like it's not like, you know, Runway, Vera Wang or something that is a dancer. And if they are wearing, if they look like, they're going to prom. That's a famous person's child.

[Monét X Change]

Interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or if they look like they went to the Oscars, but they didn't go to the Oscars. That's just a rich person. Like, I met this guy last night, and I. I'm Jacob. I go to be able to start talking. So I was like, hey, what's your name? He was like, my name's Sasha. I was like, oh, hey, Sasha. He was really tall. I said, are you a model? You're so tall.

[Monét X Change]

Are you a model?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He goes, no. I was like, oh, what do you do? He was like, nothing. And I was like, how do you make money? He was like, I don't. I was like, how'd you get. He goes, my dad. And then you pointed at some man who I didn't recognize, who I'm assuming was just either very wealthy or some sort of a famous director or something.

[Monét X Change]

Girl. What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But he was like. He was just dancing. He was like, I don't make money. My dad. I was kind of gagged. Jacob was there for that interaction.

[Monét X Change]

There's no he. This person. I mean. I mean, I guess I'm just so far removed from what that situation would be where you literally have to do nothing. Cause your parents have so much money, you don't have to do anything ever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And everyone was like, it's like, that's.

[Monét X Change]

Like some Billy Madison shit. There's no way this person does absolutely nothing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I believe him. The people with him were like, he's. No, he's a model. I don't know if they were saying, like, he's getting into modeling, or if they were just saying he's handsome. But I was like, so I don't know what? Like, are you a model? He was like, no, no, no. And they were like, no, he's a model. He's a model. But also, I was in the car with the girl on the COVID of Vogue.

[Monét X Change]

Who. Which one?

[Guest]

I'm just gonna let him try to get it for a moment.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maya Zaya Z. Kaia. Kaya, right?

[Guest]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kaia Crawford.

[Monét X Change]

Oh. Cindy Crawford's daughter.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kaia Crawford.

[Guest]

Kaia Gerber.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kaia Gerber. Who is. By the way, did you know Kaia Gerber was the original Gerber baby? That's why they call it the Gerber.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, no, I didn't know that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. That's kind of crazy, because she's been modeling since she was a baby. So. Cindy Carford got her into modeling when she was literally just a baby, and she. That's why they called it the Gerber Baby.

[Monét X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But anyway, I was in the car with Kaia Gerber and her and her friend were. They came in. They knew who I was. Oh, nice to meet you all. What's your name? They were actually really good. They were really, really cool. But she kept being modest. She would not just be like, I'm a model. I was on the COVID of Vogue. She just kept being like. I was like, what are you guys doing? They were like, we're just. We're just nobody actors. That's what everyone says. We're just. We're just nobody act. I was like, so just be honest. Are you being modest or are you like a big deal? They're like, no. And the guy was like, I wish I was being modest. I'm really just a nobody actor who was. He was probably. He was probably famous too. But they were really, really sweet though. Kaia and her friend Mod. No, Mod was a different situation. I can't remember his name, but he kind of looked like. If Andrew Garfield was actually gay and younger, is that a good description of him, Jacob, would you say?

[Guest]

Yeah, for sure, yeah.

[Monét X Change]

Elton John came out and performed with Chaperone at the show, which was really fierce. To see Elton John, like, doing his thing, sitting down on the piano doing his thing was really cute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do they sing?

[Monét X Change]

They sang.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Say Circle of Life, please.

[Monét X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did Chaperone go Nazimbong ya ma baggiesy baba?

[Monét X Change]

No, they sang one of Elton's songs and then she. Then he got up and sat on stage and she put a Pink Pony hat on him and she sang Pink Pony Club. Chaperone sang Pink Pony Club in the back of the Abbey last night. Cause that's what that party was. They did it at the West Hollywood park. So the Abbey's literally right here. And Chaperone's like, ah, what have you done? It was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She was literally dancing at a Weho gay bar. That's kind of funny.

[Monét X Change]

Literally. She was singing her song. It was weird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There was a performance at Madonna's party too.

[Monét X Change]

Who was it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lil Wayne. Work came out and did a set.

[Monét X Change]

How long? I mean, I thought Chap was gonna do like a little skibidi bop boop, bitch. She like a 45 minute set.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lil Wayne did about 30 minutes.

[Monét X Change]

I was like, girl, she was giving us all the songs. I was like, work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Wayne, she's a great.

[Monét X Change]

This bitch can sing. Yeah, she's a bitch. Vocals, live vocals. She sounded amazing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I was at the bathroom and Paris Hilton was trying to get into the bathroom. Well, Paris Hilton was standing in line, and her husband was in front of me, and he wanted to give Paris Hilton her spot. His spot in the bathroom. He was like, just go before me. Because she's wearing a complicated order. She had a complicated order on. And Paris Houghton would not. She kept. She didn't want to cut anyone in line. And we could be like, girl, just go like, he's giving you his spot. Like is. I mean, it's his spot to give up. He's giving you his spot. She's like, no, no, I can't. And they kept me like, girl, just go to the bathroom. And she could be like, I know I can't do this. There was, like, five minutes of. Of Paris Hilton's husband and this other guy who. I think I know who he was. He's a famous actor. He was on. He's on. He's the guy from the Larry. Larry David show.

[Monét X Change]

Curb Enthusiasm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Curb Enthusiasm? Yeah. The black guy from Kirby Enthusiasm.

[Monét X Change]

I never seen it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway. Trying to get Paris Hilton in the bathroom. I have seen Kirby. I kept being like, I'll go, but they wouldn't let me go. I kept being like, I'll go. I'll be quick. I promise. They're like, no, we have to get her in this bathroom. I was like, well, she don't want to go. I was like, I believe women. Okay. No, I saw a great episode of Curb youb Enthusiasm about the one where they went to Atlanta. Oh, my God. Curb Enthusiasm is actually a really funny show.

[Monét X Change]

I believe. I just haven't never, like, come across, you know. You know, there are so many movies and TV shows I need to watch, and then when I go sit down to go watch the show, I'd just be like, just go with what I already know and I know will be funny that I'll enjoy. I rarely just watch the new things I need to watch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I met the lady from Severance, which is the only TV show I watch that's scripted.

[Monét X Change]

Which one? Like this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The red lady?

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, the red lad. The redhead. Work.

[Jacob]

She.

[Monét X Change]

What?

[Guest]

Brit Lauer.

[Monét X Change]

Britt Lauer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She was really sweet. I was like, I'm a big fan of yours, and I. I don't want to spoil season two for anyone, so I'm not going to say anything, But I was like, this show is the only show. I said I was. So I said, I know you're sick of hearing this, but I was so mad at how long it took for season two.

[Monét X Change]

She probably like. She. She probably like, if one more Person say this to me if I can slap the piss out of them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she was like. She was like. I under. She was. She was just. She was very, very gracious. She was very, very kind. She was incredibly kind. Honestly, everyone's really nice. Everyone was really. I didn't have any odd interactions last night. Everyone was just honestly, genuinely very, very friendly.

[Monét X Change]

You didn't trip and fall in front of Taylor Swift again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not this time. And last time I rode back in the car with Chloe. Apparently. Her name is Sevignier. We thought it was Savingi.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, Sevignier. Swedish.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that her? Is that how it's pronounced? Yes, it is.

[Guest]

I looked it up.

[Monét X Change]

For some reason.

[Guest]

I thought it was Savinki. I thought it was Sevigny at first. And then I saw somewhere somebody said Savigny who I thought looked like they were credible.

[Monét X Change]

That's somebody from Alabama that said that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So then I was saying Savinki.

[Guest]

And then I sat in the. Kai in the car and Kaia Gerber read me. Read, read me to filth.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She just laughed really hard. So you think people from Alabama can't pronounce names? You want to apologize to our listeners from Alabama?

[Monét X Change]

No, not people. Just Trinity.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What did Trinity do to you?

[Monét X Change]

What? What did Trinity do to me? Nothing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To get this vitriol out of nowhere.

[Monét X Change]

Because I felt like it. Now what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're a bully. You're a mean girl.

[Monét X Change]

You're a mean, mean girl. Regina George. You're a bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Um. You're real plastic hard. What is it? Cold, hard plastic.

[Monét X Change]

Bob, we need to do. I. I just realized. Mom. Mom did Mama Palooza. We have to have sibling awardery.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They did an award show.

[Monét X Change]

It was an award show. It was like a big show. But we can do our sibling show, the sibling Awardery.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's do it.

[Monét X Change]

But we have to. We have to decide, like, is it. Like, what is our show? Is it standup? Is it giving awards? Is it performances? Like, what are we doing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's awards. I mean, basically, we can do. We can just do our own version of the Slammys.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, my God. The Slammies was so funny. The Slammies, y'all, was so the New York. We had the Glam Awards. They weren't the Glammys. They were the Glam Awards. And then in pro tip, the Grammys.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Actually reach out and told them they could not call their show the Glammys anymore.

[Monét X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because it's too close to Grammys.

[Monét X Change]

Is that how that works? Is it because it's too Close.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, they had enough money to scare them. So then I call the Glam Awards.

[Monét X Change]

Damn, they should have trademarked glammies before they scared them or something. They're like, well, actually, we own the trademark on Glammy. So now what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, girl, the Grammys probably bought it before they got a chance to.

[Monét X Change]

Probably. Yeah. So then.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not confirmed, by the way. We don't know that. Don't report that as news.

[Monét X Change]

So then, Bob. Did you create slammies?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I created the slammies. Yeah.

[Monét X Change]

And then so Bob would sit in his apartment and fucking glue dolls to fucking shoes, whatever the hell he was doing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So the Slammy Awards were the worst of Nightlife. So we had numbers like Worst Singer or it was. Maybe you should stick to lip syncing. Was that. We had a Two Left Feet award. We had Best Nightlife Meltdown. We had Best Nightlife Fight. Best. And the ultimate award was Cunt of the Year.

[Monét X Change]

Who won that one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sherry vine won it one time, which.

[Monét X Change]

Is not true, because Sherry vine is literally the sweetest person you ever. Y'all, when I tell you, Sherry vine is literally the kindest person you will ever meet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Azra won it one time.

[Monét X Change]

That. No, that. That's. That's right. Deserved that one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it was. It was. It was all by vote. So the way that. The way that the. The. The. The sl. The slammies worked was this was the year. One of these was the year where Monet and Taylor O'Rear double teamed me in my apartment and made fun of me after Taylor led a physical assault on me. And then Monet instigated it and made fun of me for years in the wake of my physical attack. But we won't have to get into that right now. That just shows how Monet, just like in Traitor, they have to gang up on me to get me, honey. They have to gang up on me.

[Monét X Change]

I wish I could roll my eyes hard. I wish I said I could roll my eyes harder.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Roll them out of your head.

[Monét X Change]

I don't even know how to do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Taylor over here laughing with his little skinny ass. Oh, sorry. That was uncalled for. I didn't call you skinny. Sorry, Taylor. That was uncalled for.

[Monét X Change]

Wow. Not shaming Taylor's body.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I apologize. Sorry, Taylor. Yeah, but you're sitting in a chair, though, aren't you? Must be nice.

[Monét X Change]

And so, wait, so, I mean, so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The way the slamming works, the way the slammings worked is we. I would send out a. You have to work in nightlife. You must work in night. New York City Nightlife. Any role. Bartender, gay, dj, bar bag, coat check. But you have to work at a bar at least one night of the week. Right. Or at least once a month. Basically. You have to be at like at least a monthly party. It can't be like I did. You know, I once performed at Hot Rabbit. You have to work at nightlife. And then I would send out the things. Then you would send, I would send out the category. You send back your nominations. Then I would tally up all the nominations, send back out the top four. You would vote for those. And then I would go to the thrift store and buy these dolls and the, I mean, these, these high heels. I would just buy high heels, spray paint every high heel gold. And then I would take these dolls I got from the dollar store and I would put them inside the shoe. And that was the slammy award.

[Monét X Change]

Why the doll in the shoe? Oh, because like the queen is stuffed in the shoe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And each doll was like, so if it was lipstick, it was if it should be, if it should be lipstick. And she had like table in her mouth and kind of the year had like really bitchy eyebrows. And like best fight was like two dolls, like going at it.

[Monét X Change]

What would. So I, I, I mean, for sipping a watery. I think, like, how many, like a standard, we do like 10 awards, 20 awards.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we can make it about, maybe it could be about drag or just gender non conforming artists and then. Yeah, queer.

[Monét X Change]

I think she'd be a queer queer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you would include like gay comedians and. Yeah, but you know who's going to be the most sensitive and won't want to participate?

[Monét X Change]

Mateo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The designers.

[Monét X Change]

Why Girl Worst garment. Okay, well, we're not doing the slang. We're not doing slams. They're doing nice ones. We're not doing the slam.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to do the mean ones. Why mean ones? Because it's funny to me.

[Monét X Change]

You want to. Okay, People are not gonna wanna participate in a mean award.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, to be clear, everyone loved the slammies.

[Monét X Change]

Everyone participated with no stakes. If we do it at a nice theater, people in, like in nice gowns and outfits and telling them you were really bad at your job. Worst comedian, unfunniest jokes. That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You all tell me what you think. I think, by the way, it doesn't have to be like, it could be like a biggest Twitter meltdown. Cringiest TikTok moment or cringiest social media moment. Worst garment. Most poorly received single. I like that.

[Monét X Change]

I could be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe you should, maybe you should stop releasing music. Okay. No See, I don't like that.

[Monét X Change]

I think the single is better than you should really not do music anymore when n be spending money on. That's crazy. But.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But everyone laugh. I mean, I will say a few people did show up and get angry. One time. Marty Gold Cummings did storm the slammies in a fit of rage to accept her award for maybe you should lip sync.

[Monét X Change]

But I think. I mean, I like the subversive nature of all of it. I think this could be very fun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And also the thing of the slammy awards were I set this precedent where you come to the slammys dressed as someone else. So you pick a person from nightlife. But also, in Marty's defense, the year that she won the slammy for maybe slip sync, there were like four people dressed as Marty. Go. There were like four different people dressed as Marty Gold Cummings.

[Monét X Change]

No, I think the slams could be fun. I'm into. I mean, the sibling awardery being that I'm. I'm. I'm into that. I think that could be really fun because we don't. You don't have an award show like that, honestly. And it's. You know, it wouldn't be sleeping rivalry if we didn't do a little different. What. What would our award be, though? We're not doing gold shoes. Praying pants. We're not doing that. That's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's really. I think that's a really fierce award. And they're all handmade.

[Monét X Change]

No, we got to have them made nicely.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also want to point out that. I want to point out that everyone loves those. And by the way, people still have those awards to this day. People still simply. They still have their words to this day. That is a. That is all these other words, by the way, these awards I. Of which I have several here in my office, these are all just like, menu. Everyone has the exact same word. They're just manufactured. You just go somewhere, and everyone has the exact same award. Mine were all handmade, each one by me. I made those all by hand. And people. And people really love those awards, I think.

[Monét X Change]

And I think if we're upping this. If we're upping the stakes of this and having everyone come to, like, a nice venue and stuff. We're not giving them fucking plastic shoes or a dollar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The shoes weren't plastic. Some of them were leather. I got them at the thrift store. They came in. You know, thrift stores sell leather shoes. You know that, right?

[Monét X Change]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Really?

[Monét X Change]

And they're also very cheap leather.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, they also sell leather Shoes. Monet. You can buy. You can buy real leather at a thrift store for like practically nothing. This may shock you.

[Monét X Change]

And you can also buy pleather.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know, I know you didn't grow up buying going to thrift stores. Cause you never had to slum it with us.

[Monét X Change]

No, cuz I. That's cuz I wasn't have a thrift store. Thrift store size. How about that? So don't talk about my trauma. I wasn't thrift store size. I could have fit into fucking thrift store shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And never forget it. That is a house for. I thought about. I thought about buying. I've decided this summer is my skank tank summer. And I. I think I want a skank that's as fat as a house. I think I'm gonna do a line where I take everything that someone said about me shade on the Internet and I make it so I have one that says not qualified. Is that what Violet said about us?

[Monét X Change]

I'm not qualified. Just. We shouldn't talk about aesthetics.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She said you're not qualified.

[Monét X Change]

Dishes. I don't remember, to be honest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then I have one and then I have one that says fat as a house.

[Monét X Change]

Wow. A skank tank. Can you make. You have to make a skank tank. You have to buy a tank. Talk and cut it into a skank.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can buy a tank tank. I have this game that I have, the one that says Fries before guys and the one that I have that says Zaddy's home are from Merrick Richards.

[Monét X Change]

Merrick. I thought they were Merrick. Ricky Arti.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They might be. Don't listen to me. But they sent me some years. They just sent me a bunch of. They sent me a bunch of. A bunch of.

[Monét X Change]

I think those are custom made. I don't think like. I think they get the. In this stock and they make the tanks, babe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, Okay. I didn't say. I didn't say they didn't. I don't know if they're custom made or not, but I know that I bought it from somewhere. Like I just bought it. And they sell like a lot of them. They are mass produced. They're not like Merrick Richards or whatever they are. Ricky Arty. They're not made to order. You just buy them online and they. They sell them. They're mass produced.

[Monét X Change]

Did is. Did you and I talk about this? Are you going to get into Marvel Rivals yet? No, that's. Andy. Nevermind.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I tried. It's too much like Over. Over. Overlord. Overwatch. Over. Over.

[Monét X Change]

Overwatch. Overwatch. Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's. I don't like it. The. The. The. The fight space is too small. You can't. It is a bombardment of attack.

[Monét X Change]

What do you mean? It's a bombardment of attack?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're just being bombarded. It's just, like, non stop. Like, there's no rest. There's nowhere to hide. There's no refueling the refueling. There's no. You just die. And I'm also like, I'm okay playing certain games that I'm bad at, but that is one that I can't play that I'm bad at. I can play Mario Kart and enjoy myself, even though I'm not good at it. I cannot play this game. I'm so bad at it. It's not fun. Yeah.

[Monét X Change]

Kind of like you and blood under clock tower.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was great. My first round, I didn't know what I was doing. I was using my power completely, completely wrong. I was the poisoner. I thought I was killing people. I went over to the store. I said, why is no one dead? I keep poisoning people. He goes, no, girl, that's not how that works. You just make them their powers not work. I said, oh, my God.

[Monét X Change]

Which, by the way, y'all, we have a sheet that tells you your thing and your power on it. So nowhere under Bob's description did it say you poison.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It says you're poisoning them, but it doesn't say what poisoning. It just says you're poisoning them. I was like, oh, they're being poisoned. They're gonna die. It doesn't say, and the poison makes their powers not work. It just said you're poisoning. Every night, you choose one person and you poison them. And I was like, okay, I'm gonna poison someone.

[Monét X Change]

And we also said at the top of the game, to really understand your role, put your role in and botc. And it will tell you a breakdown of how your power works. So, nigga, were you listening?

[Jacob]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But he was also like, but make sure you check your phone, because I don't have a screen protector on my phone. And Monet knows one of my biggest pet peeves is screen lurkers, because she's dating one.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are dating a screen lurker. He's not a screen lurker, Monet. He's a screen lurker. Everyone knows that. He's. We were at Les Mis, and he looked past me to look at the phone of the person next to me. He literally leaned over me. Why would I make this up? Leaned over me to look at Someone else's phone. He's just looking at your phone. And he's like. And he keeps going like, well, if you put the phone in my face, I'm like, no, I open my phone, yes, there's a light, but I'm not putting my phone in your face. And then it gagged me. When the person next to me, not next to him, I'm between him and this other person, he leans over to look at their phone. Andy's a phone lurker. He is. I don't know why you're protecting him. And what.

[Monét X Change]

And what was he looking for?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know what he's looking for. He's just looking at the phone. He's just looking. I don't think he's looking for anything, but he just looks at people's phones. If you're using your phone near Andy, he will look at your phone.

[Monét X Change]

Well, I've never had that experience.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe you don't have great self awareness, but everyone on tour, you would protect your man for no reason. Everyone on tour is like, andy's a phone locker. He looks at your phone. And by the way, I think looking at people's phones is so. It annoys me to no end. Do not look at my fucking phone.

[Monét X Change]

Oh my God. Why are you cussing at us?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause I don't look at people's phones. If someone pull their phones up, if I see a bright light, I mind my fucking business. I mind my business.

[Monét X Change]

You definitely looked at my phone a little before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have never been like, oop, that has not happened. I did not. I probably seen your phone if you pass it around. Also you have a protector. So I can't look on your phone unless I'm literally standing directly behind you.

[Monét X Change]

We found out, Kyle told us yesterday that you can see this way though. Do y'all notice? Look, you can see it. You can see this. You can see vertically, but you can't see horizontally.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, the reason. Well, that makes sense because the way the screen protects work, they're just little ridges. So the screen, the screen protector or the screen shield, they're just like really short ridges. So from the side you can't see it because it's blocking the view. But the ridges are all going vertically. So if you had ridges going this way too, you'd only be able to see your phone like literally from this angle. So if you try to use your phone like this, you wouldn't be able to use it?

[Monét X Change]

Well, I don't know. Cause that's not true. I looked it up On Kai, there is ones that do vertical and horizontal. So how do you do that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They probably have the ridges going both ways.

[Monét X Change]

Interesting. All right. How you doing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you turn your phone on the side? Bitch, I gotta go. Bye, everyone.

[Monét X Change]

Wait, wait. What happened to my phone on the side? Tell me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So how far do you have to tilt it before you can look at your phone? Like this.

[Monét X Change]

Say it again. How? What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How far do you have to tilt before you can see your phone? Like this. This.

[Monét X Change]

Like. What's the question?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How far do you have to tilt your phone toward you before it becomes visible?

[Monét X Change]

Like, completely visible. Like, I can see this. That's like 45.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it. Okay, interesting. But anyway, your boyfriend's a phone locker. All right, thanks, everyone.

[Monét X Change]

He's not a goodbye.

[Jacob]

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