The One About the Met Gala

Summary

Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry - "The One About the Met Gala"

Introduction

In the episode titled "The One About the Met Gala," hosts Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen dive deep into the glitz and glamour of this year’s Met Gala. Released on May 7, 2025, the episode is a vibrant exploration of fashion, celebrity appearances, and the overarching theme of the event: Super Fine Tailoring, Black Style. Despite not being actual siblings, Monét and Bob's dynamic chemistry shines through as they dissect the intricate details of the gala's most talked-about looks.

Decoding the Met Gala Theme: Super Fine Tailoring, Black Style

Monét and Bob begin by unpacking the Met Gala's theme, emphasizing its focus on Black dandyism—a cultural practice where black individuals use sharp, elegant fashion to assert dignity, individuality, and resistance. Monét articulates, “Black dandyism is a cultural practice where black individuals use sharp, elegant fashion to assert dignity, individuality, and resistance,” highlighting how it challenges racial stereotypes and serves as a form of political and personal expression.

Celebrity Looks and Fashion Analysis

The bulk of the conversation revolves around the various celebrity outfits that adorned the red carpet. Monét and Bob offer detailed critiques, blending humor with insightful commentary. Some standout discussions include:

1. Diana Ross in Ugo Mosey:

   • Bob: “[00:15:50] ‘Diana Ross is wearing a white gown with this gigantic, like, feather-trimmed coat, and it looks like the cracked ice of Antarctica over her back.’”
   • They admire the intricate design, noting the blend of elegance and boldness reminiscent of Rihanna's fashion statements.

2. Teyana Taylor in Ruth E. Carter:

   • Monét: “[00:26:14] ‘Teyana Taylor wearing Ruth E. Carter. It might be too early to call, but this look is just amazing.’”
   • The hosts praise the intricate details, such as the oversized hat and pocket chains, appreciating the embodiment of dandyism and creativity.

3. Whoopi Goldberg in Thom Browne:

   • Bob: “[00:31:42] ‘Whoopi has been eating the girlies up lately. When Whoopi steps out, she shows out.’”
   • They discuss the sophisticated blend of classic and contemporary elements, emphasizing Whoopi’s impeccable style.

4. Lisa from BLACKPINK in Marc Jacobs:

   • Monét: “[00:71:12] ‘Lisa from BLACKPINK with her civil rights panties on is crazy.’”
   • While Monét is more critical of the outfit’s functionality, Bob appreciates the boldness and unique accessories, sparking a lively debate on fashion practicality versus statement pieces.

Met Gala's Evolution and Cultural Impact

Monét and Bob reflect on how the Met Gala has transformed over the years, especially under Anna Wintour's influence. Monét expresses surprise, “I was never, like, growing up in New York City, all throughout high school, college, only, like, the past, what, 10 years, I had even known that the Met Gala is a thing,” underscoring the event's growing prominence in popular culture.

Bob adds historical context, “[00:11:27] ‘Diana Vreeland did the first Met Gala,’” and mentions Eleanor Lambert’s role in its inception, providing listeners with a comprehensive understanding of the gala’s roots and its significance as a major fashion event.

The Intersection of Fashion and Identity

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to exploring how fashion at the Met Gala serves as a medium for self-expression and identity formation. Monét emphasizes, “style is a statement of liberation, community, and transcendence across generations,” while Bob discusses the role of menswear in dandyism and its reinterpretation in modern fashion.

Humorous Banter and Personal Anecdotes

Throughout their analysis, Monét and Bob infuse the conversation with their signature humor and personal stories. From playful jabs at each other's fashion knowledge to reminiscing about their days in drag in New York City, their rapport makes the discussion both entertaining and relatable. Notably, Bob shares, “[00:57:00] 'Let me find my polka dot skirt because, y'all, you're not about to do my skirt dirty,’” highlighting their playful interactions amidst serious fashion critique.

Conclusion

"The One About the Met Gala" offers listeners an engaging blend of fashion analysis, cultural commentary, and infectious humor. Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen successfully demystify the complexities of the Met Gala, making high fashion accessible and entertaining. Their insightful discussions on Black dandyism, celebrity style choices, and the gala's cultural significance provide a comprehensive overview for both fashion enthusiasts and casual listeners alike.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Bob the Drag Queen: “[00:02:22] 'You don't have to reinvent yourself completely. Sometimes you just need a new lens.'”

• Monét X Change: “[01:09:54] 'When you wear something like this, do you put... Is there a modesty something there just in case or you are just playing with fate the entire night?'”

• Monét X Change: “[03:40:43] 'I have never been to the Met, so...'”

• Bob the Drag Queen: “[07:08:35] 'This is so you can hold till the end, not so you can interrupt me.'”

• Monét X Change: “[10:38:22] 'Can I just say, I never... How long has the Met Gala been happening?'”

• Bob the Drag Queen: “[27:07:08] 'Teyana Taylor wearing Ruth E. Carter. It might be Too early to call. My favorite look.'”

• Monét X Change: “[36:56:57] 'I disagree with that. I don't think that that's how that works, but we just have to agree to disagree.'”

These quotes capture the essence of their dynamic discussion, blending insightful observations with their characteristic humor.

Final Thoughts

Monét and Bob's episode serves as a testament to their expertise and camaraderie, offering listeners a captivating journey through the world of high fashion and the cultural narratives it intertwines with. Whether you're a fashion aficionado or simply enjoy their witty banter, "The One About the Met Gala" is a must-listen episode that entertains while it educates.

Transcript

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monét X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monét X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monét X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monét X Change]

And I'm Mon X Change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is Sibling rivalry. On this week's episode, we pontificate on Violet Chachki's toes.

[Monét X Change]

We talk all about the Met Gala.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we find out what made Monet say this.

[Monét X Change]

When you're walking, you're exposing yourself. And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I wouldn't expect you to get it if you're basic. Listen, y'all. Welcome back to. Okay, I'm gonna wear glasses.

[Monét X Change]

I can't. With the director's hat. I can't. And you made it worse. Cause you have the sweater on, too. You have the director's hat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm saying I love Steven Spielber. I was literally thinking, I like Steven Spielberg.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, no. Oh, what's. What's. What's. What's the. The heavyset white guy director? He did something on 9 11.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, his name is the. The documentarian? Yes. Fuck Jacob. Don't Google it.

[Monét X Change]

You look just like him, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

His name is. What's his name, bro?

[Monét X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

J. What's his name? He did Fahrenheit 9 11. Yes. My.

[Monét X Change]

Mike Wozniak.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Mike Wozniak.

[Jacob]

He has the same last name as a famous singer from the 90s and early 2000s.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hammer.

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Monét X Change]

Mike Houston.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kelly.

[Jacob]

Michael Moore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Michael Moore.

[Monét X Change]

Wait, who's from the 90s as Moore?

[Jacob]

It was Mandy Moore, but she's from the 2000s.

[Monét X Change]

Seriously? Mandy Moore from the 90s?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she was alive in the 90s. She was alive.

[Monét X Change]

Pop star in the 90s.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, he was saying she was alive in the 90s.

[Jacob]

You know her platinum debut single, Candy, debuted in 1999.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Now. Yeah.

[Monét X Change]

Do you even know that song, Bob? You didn't fucking know that song because you're fucking whack.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I know. Candy.

[Monét X Change]

Okay. Sing, sing, sing, sing the melody I'm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Craving for you I'm craving you like candy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Monét X Change]

You better take us on a. On a key journey in A major.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you could never. I literally don't think you could change keys in a song the way I do it. Try it.

[Monét X Change]

You know what? You're right. You're right. It's a talent that you only use.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So it's a skill. So before you try to comfort me, because you don't have the skill to do what I do, this is like when people. When people started doing. When atonal music was introduced to the world, a few people didn't get it. But I wouldn't expect you to get it if you're basic, quite frankly.

[Monét X Change]

Well, what we are, I guess what we apparently, according to Violet Chachki, we, you and I, are unqualified to even do this episode of Watchery. But you know what, bitch? Here we are also. Wait, really quick. I'm gonna send it to the group. Can we talk about Violet having her fucking her man hooves just on display without any nail polish on them ever? Did Violet ever want to put some nail polish on her toes or her fingers ever?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet wants to fight today, girl. Bob, am I wants to fight today, girl.

[Monét X Change]

Bob, am I lying?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet got Violet by that ponytail she be wearing.

[Monét X Change]

She will have them unpolished hooves on display. I was like, she did a thing in pv. So I was like, let me see some pictures. She looked beautiful. And I was like, wait, zoom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look at these damn toes.

[Monét X Change]

And I went to every picture. Her toes and fingers are never painted.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Send it to the group. Send it to the group.

[Monét X Change]

Boom, boom, shakalaka. Them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Them. That second toe is crazy. Do her second and third toe know each other? Girl, have they ever met Bitch girl.

[Monét X Change]

Distant cousins, girl. You know what I'm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna send.

[Monét X Change]

I'm gonna DM Violet on the information from my doctor. He did wonders for my feet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So should we call violin? Be like, you're not qualified to talk about people's feet anyway. Here we go. Listen, y'all, this is not sibling. This is not sibling draggery. This is sibling watchery.

[Monét X Change]

And we really quick. When we do the sibling rivalry roast, it's going to be called sibling draggery.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is so you can hold till the end, not so you can interrupt me. This is to remember. This is not to interrupt me.

[Monét X Change]

When we do the sibling rivalry roast we're going to be calling. It has to happen every five years. It's going to be called sibling draggery.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, the thing about our roast is, like, I think it makes sense to do it on, like, a special birthday, but you and I are, like, a few years apart, so I'll be 40 next year. But what's it gonna be when you're 36? That doesn't even make sense.

[Monét X Change]

Well, I said I want to do one for my 40th birthday. So.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So when I'm 46, I'm a 44. We're gonna do it when I'm 44. That doesn't make sense.

[Monét X Change]

So you do it on your 40th, and I'll do it on my 40th. I said every five years, nigga. That's perfect.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's four.

[Monét X Change]

Whatever. Close enough.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Um, anyway, we're reviewing the. The looks for the 2025 Met Gala. The theme is super Fine tailoring, black style. I'm not gonna lie to you. I really wanted to go to the Met this year. I really wanted to be at the Met this year. It would have meant a lot to me. I didn't make is what it is because there's always. Not always, but for Best Computer, there have been. Who's done it? Violet, Simone. Aquaria. Is that it?

[Monét X Change]

And RuPaul, if you ever count RuPaul. But, I mean, RuPaul is a motherfucking celebrity.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm surprised that Ru. She don't think Simone's a celebrity.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, my God. Anyway, RuPaul is Simone A celebrity?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Answer right now. Answer the question. Is Simone a celebrity?

[Monét X Change]

Simone is a celebrity, but RuPaul is our queen Mother celebrity.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then don't ever disrespect her like that again, bitch.

[Monét X Change]

Anyway, so they've only been. But I mean, out of the, like, how many Drag Race girls. Out of 300 something, whatever it is, only three have been to the Met Gala, so less. That's, what, 1%.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm also disappointed in you. I'm disappointed in you.

[Monét X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I watched your interview with Gigi Goode, and you never mentioned Gigi's nigga wigs.

[Monét X Change]

You know, when I'm in interviews, I kind of just let the conversation flow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you bought it up. You bought it up.

[Monét X Change]

I. I bought it or I brought it? Which one did I do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, it's part of my accent, if you can.

[Monét X Change]

That's not. I brought it up pronouncing a word completely different. Not an accent.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, but earrings. Oh, but earrings.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, hold on. Wait. Earrings. We kind of bought it up.

[Monét X Change]

We kind of get in the mire of this, okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I can ask questions. I asked. I asked questions. And I. And I. And I, and I. And I bought it up.

[Monét X Change]

Someone said the other day, they were like, is Bob ever gonna clock Monat on the way? She says anyways. And I was like, I know it's anyway, but it's the Brooklyn magic. Like, anyways, I put that on it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can say anyways, but I can't say I bought it up.

[Monét X Change]

Bought it up, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I know that I brought it up, but I say I bought it up. I've always said I bought it up.

[Monét X Change]

Okay, nigga, buy it then.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you started this. And now we're gonna play in the mud. Now we're covered in mud. Now we're sticky. It's getting sticky. Stick, stick, stick, sticky, icky, icky, icky.

[Monét X Change]

Anyway, and so it's only 33 girls have been to the Met Gala. And I mean, it is one. It is the most prestigious night in fashion, I want to say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right? I would say so. For sure. Yeah.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah. Across continents. It happens here, the first Monday in May in New York City. Um, can I just say, before, on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Upper east side, the worst neighborhood in New York City.

[Monét X Change]

Can I just say, I never. I was never, like, growing up in New York City, all throughout high school, college, only, like, the past, what, 10 years, I had even known that the Met Gala is a thing. I never knew that this thing has been happening for so long. How long has the Met Gala been happening?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, for years. Diana Vreeland did the first Met Gala.

[Monét X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So.

[Monét X Change]

But can you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm pretty sure Jacob can verify that, but I'm pretty sure Diana Vreeland is the one who established the Met Gala, or she was the first Vogue editor who. Who. Who took over the Met Gala.

[Monét X Change]

Got it. Yeah. Well, because, I mean, I just. I just don't.

[Jacob]

This says Eleanor Lambert. It started in 1940. Eleanor. Oh, it started in 1948, but. And it's only become what it. What it has been in, like, the past 10 to 15ish years. And that's all because of Anna Wintour.

[Monét X Change]

That makes sense. Because I was like, I, being a New Yorker, I've never even heard or, like, heard this spectacle that was the Met only for the past, like, 10 years. I realized it was a thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I knew about it back in. I would say more than 10 years. I knew about it before I was on Drag Race.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah. I don't think before I was in Drag Race, I knew. I don't think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But little mama Anna Wintour has been at the Met Gala. Has been at Vogue for more than 10 years. She's been there for, like, almost 15, 20.

[Monét X Change]

Right. Yeah, I think. I think. But she probably didn't do it, but.

[Jacob]

She started co chairing the met gala in 95, so 20 years ago. And, you know, so the Met Gala was the Met. And then she combined it to make it a Vogue time with the Met Thing after. Yeah. And, you know, it's a fundraiser for, I think, the Mets costume exhibit. I could be wrong, but it's a fundraiser.

[Monét X Change]

It's in the comments right now. I was like, see, this is why these two. Two ugly, bald, black bitches with no style and notation, and they didn't even fucking know when it started.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When that's you on your alt account, all the comments you're saying, you be writing them for them. What the hell's wrong with you? I will say this. I have only been to the Met costume exhibit one time. I went to China through the Looking Glass, and it was superb, y'all. It is beautiful. Go to. Go toward the middle of the exhibit. If you go to the beginning, you're gonna be inundated. If you go toward the end, you're gonna be inundated. Go toward. Around the middle. When it slows down. It is absolutely a beautiful. It's a beautiful exhibit. If you like costumes.

[Monét X Change]

I've never been, so. I mean, yeah, I like to do it on one. I've never been to the Met. Like, outside of this. I've never been to. I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's free, isn't it? Or is it free on, like, Tuesdays? I believe the Met's free.

[Monét X Change]

I never been to any museums in New York besides the natural history one when they took us on a field trip.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You never been to the Guggenheim?

[Monét X Change]

Nope.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The MoMA?

[Monét X Change]

Nope.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy. M2.

[Monét X Change]

The fuck is M2?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's called M2. What's the MoMA space over in Queens called, Jacob? M2.

[Jacob]

Oh, it's like PS 48.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, some letters and numbers.

[Jacob]

Well, it used to be a public school, and then they made it into a museum.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you mean, Ms. Cracker went to a schools? What's happening?

[Monét X Change]

Burning libraries and close the schools.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never said close schools. One time. Okay, we're gonna get these little last thing. I'll say. One time. Me and Ms. Cracker went to a exhibit at P.S. 48. It was this, like, performance art. Pie was insane. In fact, I'll do. I will do a. A. We'll do a. An exclusive after this, telling you what it was. It was one of the craziest things. It was. It was one of the craziest I've ever been to in my life. That being said, Super Fine Tailoring Black Style. This. This is a theme. Super Fine Tailoring Black Style examines the culture and political power of black style through the lens of dandyism, exploring how fashion has been Used as a tool of resistance, self expression, and identity for the 18th century. From the 18th century to today, it considers style not just as appearance, but as a statement of liberation, community, and transcendence across generations.

[Monét X Change]

Black dandyism is a cultural. Black dandyism is a cultural practice where black individuals use sharp, elegant fashion to assert dignity, individuality, and resistance. Rooted in European dandy traditions, but reimagined through the lens of black identity, it challenges racist stereotypes by turning style into a form of political and personal expression. More than just fashion, it's a statement of pride, creativity, and. And autonomy across generations. Fucking love that. I wonder.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So category is super fine Taylor and black style. So Monat. We must keep that in mind as we look at these looks.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah. Do you think they could do this as a. As a Runway and drag race? Do you think it'll be successful?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, in theory? Yeah, they could. I mean, if they can do the man, why can't they do a drag race? It'll be on. It'll be on. It'll be on a different level. It'll be much more gaudy, I believe, and we'll have probably even more flops.

[Monét X Change]

I mean, this is. This is pretty gaudy. Like, these are. I mean, girl, you put you. You slapped some. Some. Some. Some. Some. Three on one lashes on these people. These people are in drag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do feel like black dandyism was the Met Gala where I feel like we should have been. Tbh.

[Monét X Change]

Right. Like, this is the one where Civil rights camp, too. Of course. Camp.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Camp as well. But let's get into it. Let's start off strong with.

[Monét X Change]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

With mother Diana Ross wearing Ugo Mosey. I'm probably saying this wrong. What's called Ross Lashley? Like, did she help design this?

[Jacob]

Yes, she helped design it.

[Monét X Change]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Diana Ross is wearing this, like, a white gown with this gigantic, like, either feather. Those feathers. It is a feather trimmed coat, and it looks like. It looks like the cracked ice of Antarctica over her back. I think it looks really cool. It's kind of giving me. Is this the same person who did. No, it's not. It's kind of low key. Giving me a little bit of Rihanna's giant coat.

[Monét X Change]

Hers was Gao Pei.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dana Ross looks amazing. You know, she's 81.

[Jacob]

So on it, I believe, are the names of her children and grandchildren.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How many kids she got?

[Monét X Change]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Where do you see it? Wait, what names, Anna?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I see the names on it.

[Monét X Change]

On the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where there are names on it. You don't see those names?

[Monét X Change]

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Is this her family tree? Oh, wow. That's even cooler. Oh, wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is really cool.

[Monét X Change]

That's really cool. Yeah. Diana Ross has a big ass family. There was this picture a few years ago that was circling. They were at a fam reunion. And Diana Ross's family, she has a very big family.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it gets wider as you.

[Monét X Change]

Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It does.

[Monét X Change]

Let's move on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, is she wearing a bindi? I think she might be something on my screen.

[Monét X Change]

No, I think she would have bindi. I think that this is a beautiful, beautiful guy. I cannot believe she's 81. Diana Ross looks fucking incredible. Do you know who else is 81? 82 and looks insane?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Joy Behar.

[Monét X Change]

Joy Behar. These hoes look. Sorry, I don't mean to disrupt them. These women look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, this is someone's grandmother.

[Monét X Change]

These women look immaculate when they said these sl. Anyway, I think Diana Ross.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Joy Behar is older than Diana Ross.

[Monét X Change]

She's 84, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Joy Behar is 82.

[Monét X Change]

82, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know what Joy Behar is doing, but maybe death becomes her is based on her. It's kind of gaggy.

[Monét X Change]

It's kind of crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She stole my life. She made me a cuckoo. That's my new favorite clip from the show.

[Monét X Change]

Have you seen the musical yet?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but I want to. But my new favorite line is I have this thing. And she goes, she stole my life. She made me cuckoo. She said, well, I spent four years locked in that health spa.

[Monét X Change]

Are you listening to the musical? The soundtrack?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I listen to it through proxy, through Jacob, and through TikTok.

[Monét X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob goes around the house, listen to musicals a lot.

[Monét X Change]

I want to go to see it together with you, you know, I would love that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not going to wait, but I would love that because I don't know when you and I are going to be in New York together again.

[Monét X Change]

We're literally going to be next weekend, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I'm in and out same.

[Monét X Change]

I'm going to 16. I'm leaving the 18th.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but we have stuff to do. We're booked.

[Monét X Change]

Okay. You know, a lot of my creative.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monét X Change]

Let's go on to the next one. Who is Coleman Domingo? His Coleman is a correct. If I'm wrong, he's a chair of this year, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, he is. He's wearing Valentino. This suit. I really love this suit. Actually this suit and I love this big flower. Something about it gives like if Norman Rockwell ever painted black people. Which is a line from my book. But like something about this suit. I really love the oversize of the, of the, of the jacket and the, the length of the jacket, the height of the pants and this big like polka dot flower. I like the mixing of the fabrics.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, I like his reveal. I think the reveal looks really dope. I didn't see the reveal in action. I'm always curious. I mean I know at the Met Gal they do like they'd be so dramatic with the reveals. I remember when Gaga had that. It was like a four stage reveal. She did. She saw it for the thing and everything. So I'm curious what this looked like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, and what's the name? Did that reveal too? A Lil Nas X from the armor to the catsuit.

[Monét X Change]

I don't remember.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was. He was wearing the gold armor and then he ripped it off and then he was wearing this like stone catsuit underneath. I think I was Lil Nas X at the Met gala this year?

[Monét X Change]

We're about to find out. But yeah, I think Coleman looks.

[Jacob]

He was not.

[Monét X Change]

Oh wow. Really? Coleman Domingo is such a handsome man. And have you seen the clips lately of him and his long term partner just being so cutesy and stuff online? It's very adorable.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. I avoid couples content.

[Monét X Change]

Let's go on next to my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, can I say too, like it's weird that Lil Nas X wasn't there because he literally like name dropped Anna Wintour in. In his, like latest single.

[Monét X Change]

I mean, that's probably why she was. She was like, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, she was like, dude, he got a sold out tour. Do that. No and no in tour. Hit me with your loving. It was a three stage reveal. He had this big giant cape on and then it revealed to a armor suit, then a catsuit. Anyway. All right, let's move on.

[Monét X Change]

Let's move on to my queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is she pregnant again?

[Monét X Change]

Yes, girl. She having her third old baby. This was the announcement.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How fertile is. I feel like every time I look up, Rihanna's pregnant.

[Monét X Change]

Fertile Myrtle. Fertile Myrtle. And I mean. I mean, she has been a bad girl. Riri with her man's Asaph Rocky. What did the girl. They probably celebrated after he got his not guilty thing for the court case.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I don't follow them that closely.

[Monét X Change]

Oh yeah, he was involved in the thing when he was not guilty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They said when y'all having babies. He said, asap.

[Monét X Change]

This is insane, yo. I mean, Rihanna just never fucking misses. Like, this just looks so. It's just so beautiful down to this fucking shoe, this pump. It looks so. That's supposed to be like an oxford shoe. She looks. The suiting is beautiful. I love the. The oversized hat, this little ascot bow thingy. The. The corsetry for the, for the. For the. For the bodice is so beautiful. Rihanna looks always looks so fucking stunning by Marc Jacobs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She does look. She does look very, very good. I love that she's accentuating her belly. Um, yeah, she looks amazing. I love this hat. I love the pinstripes on the pant. I love the crop jacket. The, like the bolero crop tuxedo jacket. She looks absolutely stunning. She is. I didn't realize how light skinned she is. If you cover her face, that could be a white person.

[Monét X Change]

Well, there was a. There was a picture of her and Sierra next to each other because Sierra is also a light skinned black woman and Rihanna is like much lighter than even Ciara.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just did not. I never realized how light skinned Rihanna is. She is light skinned.

[Monét X Change]

You know, she probably hasn't been in the sun for a while. You know, black girls, she high yellow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

As they say, hi, yella.

[Monét X Change]

Let's go to somebody else. Who is she be fucking? She turns out they be always Teyana. Tell me I'm killing them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look is remarkable.

[Monét X Change]

Insane.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love this look so much. I. I'm. I'm gonna. It's an early call.

[Jacob]

Can you see who it is for?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Teyana Taylor wearing Ruth E. Carter. It might be Too early to call. My favorite look. But, my God, I. This look is just amazing.

[Monét X Change]

Like, it's so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everything, this, the pocket chains that go all the way down to her ankles. This is dandyism.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, this is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is a dandy. 100%. The feather in the hat. And, bitch, you are macaroni. Teyana Taylor. Put a feather in your hat, bitch, because you are macaroni. This is amazing. She looks so good. I saw Tiana Taylor backstage one time where Madonna tour work.

[Monét X Change]

She. She's. She's. She's. She. She's so. She's so hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's tall.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, she's tall.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like she's tall. Maybe I'm. Maybe I'm making that up. But I remember. I remember being like, oh, hey, like, I was talking to Jake. I was talking to Taylor. Jake about this last night. When. How often do you meet women taller than you?

[Monét X Change]

Oh, rarely.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's pretty rare, right?

[Monét X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, she's five.

[Jacob]

Five.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She must be wearing big shoes. Yeah, it's pretty rare for me. We went to the severance party and we saw a woman, the lady from Game of Thrones. She's six'three I don't know.

[Monét X Change]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Jacob]

Gwendolyn Christie Brienne of Tarth.

[Monét X Change]

I don't know the show.

[Jacob]

Oh, have you seen Severance season two?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, she's a very tall woman. She's a very, very tall woman.

[Jacob]

Gwendolyn Christie.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, let me see. Gwendolyn. Gwendolyn Christie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jake, are the cops coming to get you? What's going on? Oh, wow. Long story short, she's a very, very tall woman. And I was like, it is. It's so rare that I see a woman that is taller than me, and I'm all like, oh, my God.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, yeah. But Taylor. Taylor is a great. It looks like she's killing this dandy look. It's so good. And this was design. Ruthie Carter, who is not a major fashion. She's a major fashion designer.

[Jacob]

She actually worked that costume designer. Not like a big label.

[Monét X Change]

Right. She worked on Wakanda forever and on the Black Panther films and some other great, great, great, great, great movies and big sets.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So trend alert. Oh, is this on purpose?

[Monét X Change]

What's the trend alert? Oh, shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is this on purpose?

[Jacob]

Like, no, this was not on purpose. And this is actually the interesting thing because there's a rumor being, like, Anna Wintour every look that goes down the carpet. But she wouldn't have approved this if that was. If that's something she did or she.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did approve it, and she wanted to be shady because Zendaya and Anna Sawai are basically. So Zendaya's wearing Louis Vuitton. Anna Sawai is wearing Dior. These are the same looks.

[Monét X Change]

I cannot. That is crazy. The only difference is that Zendaya has a vest that buttons up, and Anna doesn't appear to have one. And someone help me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it Daya or is it Daya?

[Monét X Change]

I think it's Zendaya. I've heard her say her name. Her name is Zendaya.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monét X Change]

But they have the same type of hat. I don't know what kind of hat this is called. Bob may know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. It's like a floppy hat.

[Monét X Change]

Yes. The technical term. They're both wearing floppy hats. And I think Anna has gloves. And I don't know if Zendaya has them, but, girl, this is essentially the same look. Now, who looks better? In my opinion, maybe just the pose. But Zendaya's sending me with this pose. This pose is so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Zendaya's pose is a little bit better, but they honestly look the same. Like, that's crazy. Zendaya's not eating Anna up. They both look good. These are. I mean, I love a cream suit. You. You will never catch me being mad at someone wearing a cream suit. But, like, that's crazy. When they saw. I want to know when they saw.

[Monét X Change]

Each other what the conversation was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was it like. And was Anna in the corner being like, yeah, respond to my emails faster, bitch.

[Monét X Change]

This fucking Anna Sawai is a fucking villain. Origin story. Also, I just noticed, you know, the Met gala, the carpet is normally like, white or light color in this. It's blue with dandies all around.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, like the occasion forgot flowers when they dragged you.

[Monét X Change]

Well, at least I fucking knew. Nigga, you didn't even know the fans.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dragging when they be like, it's called. But yeah, do you. I think Anna. Anna. Have you ever been in the same room as Anna Wintour before?

[Monét X Change]

No, I have not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I have twice by chance. By the way, I have never spoken to Anna Wintour, but I was. She came to a coach show. I was at a coach basher I went to one time, and she went to the opening night of last five years on Broadway.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And whenever you see her, I'm not lying to y'all. It sends chills through your body. I was like, oh, shit. I remember being like the most.

[Monét X Change]

The most powerful woman in fashion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, yeah, this is gaggy. And I think Anna Wintour did it on purpose to be shady, and now I'm never gonna give it to Miguel.

[Monét X Change]

Let's go on to my queen mother.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My queen, Whoopi Goldberg wearing Thom Browne. I love this look. Whoopi has been eating the girlies up lately.

[Monét X Change]

This is so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When Whoopi steps out, she shows out. I really love this look.

[Monét X Change]

Did you cast the little finger caps on her fingers?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I didn't.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, she posted on her Instagram or someone's Instagram I saw. Oh, I think it was on the shade room Instagram. It has these little, like, caps on her fingers that look really cool. I love the little veil, the top hat. And I mean, Tom Brown has been really getting fucking. I mean, Tom Brown is a big designer for a long time, but over the past, like, two years, I want to say we've been seeing Tom Braun a lot. And I think that Whoopi is really, really, really turning the party out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was on the Traders with a guy who is obsessed with Tom Brown, Bob Harper, who wears almost exclusively Tom Brown, and that little bitch. I got so sick of seeing that little flag, little stripe, and it was good, but I was like, jesus Christ. We get it, Tom. I mean, the branding is. The branding is strong with this one.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, Whoopi looks amazing. And you know. Cause y'all know I listen to the View every day. Whoopi. Whoopi, don't be like, do not like to go out. Whoopi likes to sit her ass at home. So the fact that Whoopi even got up out of her home and came to this, you know, Whoopi was like, all right, all right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The way I am, I can slowly see myself evolving into Whoopi Goldberg is kind of crazy. The way I can tell that I'm going to evolve into Whoopi Goldberg is kind of wild.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to maybe my favorite singer of all time, Lorde, also wearing Tom Brown.

[Monét X Change]

She looks a fucking mess. I'm sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, really?

[Monét X Change]

This is a mess? How is this dandyism? You have on a tube top and a long skirt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The coat. I think the code is offering dandyism. That's it. I mean, okay, to ask that question. How is Diana Ross dandyism?

[Monét X Change]

Because I think, again, let's go back to the definition, right? Examine the culture power of Black south through the lens of Dandy's. Exploring how fashion. Sorry. Use sharp, elegant fashion to assert dignity, individuality, resistance.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but dandyism is menswear.

[Monét X Change]

I know, but I think that you take aspects of That. I think that. Diana.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What about Dana Ross's menswear?

[Monét X Change]

No, I'm saying it's not only menswear. It's a statement of liberation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dandyism is menswear.

[Monét X Change]

I'm sorry. I'm reading the prompt for this. It's a statement of liberation, community transcendence across generations. Diana Ross literally has her family weaved into her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She has that. That is true. True. But the question is, why do you think all these women are wearing menswear? Why do you think it's a coincidence that all the women we've seen so far wearing some form?

[Monét X Change]

I'm not saying that. We're just. We're exploring why Lord is not giving that to me. Yes, you can. Yes, she has a blazer on. That is not so. Technically, that's menswear, but it's not giving the prompt of the gala to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I think that I. I don't think she looks a mess. I think that she does have on menswear. She's wearing the men's coat. It's not a mess to me. I think she looks. It's not. It's not like knocking out of the park for me or anything, but I don't think that she looks a mess. But I do think that what she is doing is. Is. It is incorporating the. The menswear aspect of it in a.

[Monét X Change]

In a very minimal way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In my opinion, she's incorporating more than Dana Ross is. I love Dana Ross's look. Danna Ross has no menswear on. Dana Ross is not wearing an ounce of menswear. I know you say in the generation thing, but what seems to be the. The biggest prompt is the dandyism. The dandy part, the menswear is the big part of.

[Monét X Change]

There's nothing here that says menswear. And what in the definition dandy is?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you think a dandy is?

[Monét X Change]

I know, but I'm saying we're. We're. The prompt for the Met gala was super fine tailoring black style. That was the prompt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it's through the lens of dandyism.

[Monét X Change]

I know where. I know. But dandyism explores these other themes in it as well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you think a dandy is?

[Monét X Change]

I know a dandy is. I know what dandy is. I'm just saying we're talking about two different things. You're talking about just only dandyism. I'm talking about the prompt of the gala, and Diana Ross is giving the prompt of the gala. Lord is doing it. Yes. In a very Small way, in my opinion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And what I will say is, so for me, the prompt starts here. And then as it gets further and further and further down toward the end, the prompts tend to be less like, for example, super fine Tailoring Black style. Black style is like the big. This is like. Tailoring Black Style examines culture through the power of. Through the lens of dandyism. This is also important how fascists use the tool of resistance, self expression, identity, 18th century. That's actually pretty high. Not just styles, appearance, but as a statement of liberation, community, transcendence across generations. So I think the. It's. It's because you can do. You can do liberation, community, transcendence across generations. That has nothing to do with dandyism. Dandyism is not a. That's not what. Dandyism is not about liberation. It's not about generations. Because when they were doing it, they weren't thinking generationally. It is about liberation and there is a community aspect to it. But at the time, it wasn't about going across generations. So I think that people are pulling what they want from the prompts, which is why I think what Dana Ross is doing is great and it works in the prompt. And I think what I think, honestly, they're both on prompt. In my humble opinion, they're both on prompt.

[Monét X Change]

Well, I was gonna say I disagree with you with your statement of like, it starts here and it just gets smaller and smaller and smaller. I disagree with that. I don't think that that's how that works, but we just have to agree to disagree.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monét X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monét X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not all customers will medically qualify for prescription medications compounded med not reviewed by the FDA for safety, efficacy or quality. Let's go on to Tramel Tillman. Is Tom Brown dressing every motherfucking body?

[Monét X Change]

I mean Tom Brown has been big in this, you know, not dandy ism but menswear and suiting and you know, so Tom Brown is big in the menswear world right now. So I mean this makes sense that so many people are wearing Tom Brown.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just met Trmel Tillman. He is so handsome.

[Monét X Change]

I mean he looks handsome hair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, he is absolutely. I love this giant flower on his, this, it's like an orchid. I don't know. I don't know. Flower. It's probably a case you forgot. Flower this big.

[Monét X Change]

He like he's wearing women's, women's kitten heels.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, he's not wearing a hill.

[Monét X Change]

Yes it is. There's a heel on there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that's like a, like that's like a 1 inch heel that you put on like a dress shoe. That's not a heel and it is a heel.

[Monét X Change]

I didn't say like a little pointy heel but it's still a heel. He has a little heel. Kitten heels aren't only like a stiletto. They can be wide, they can be thick, they can be torn heels.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But when a dress shoe has an inch on it, you don't call it a kitten heel.

[Monét X Change]

I mean but I'm saying, but the way the styling, like there are no lace. Like it's not even like a. Look at it looks like it looks like a ballet flat with a heel on it. Don't it? Look at, zoom in. This is just like on your nerve and the braid and the hairpiece. Look, zoom in. Nigga.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wouldn't, I wouldn't call this a heel. But anyway, I think he looks really beautiful. I, I love this. I, I, for me the big focal point is these big giant flowers. I love these flowers. They're so over the top.

[Monét X Change]

I think they're so, I think they're tulips. Not. What'd you say? Not or they're tips.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Put tulips on my nuts. How about that? Take tulips. How many lips you got?

[Monét X Change]

I have four actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I only need two.

[Monét X Change]

Well, you can have all four, baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, and the two, the two are on your other face. You two faced bitch.

[Monét X Change]

Oh my God. So aggressive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to somebody who's finally not wearing Tom Brown Shaboozi.

[Monét X Change]

Oh my God. This is really cool. So Shabuzzi, obviously, is a big country singer, but being on Cowboy Carter, like, blew him up even more. We know a lot about Shabuzzi. Shabuzi.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everybody in the club getting in the bar of the club.

[Monét X Change]

I don't know what's up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everybody in the bar.

[Monét X Change]

Club.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's club. Everybody in the club getting tipsy, you know, that's all.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, yeah, it is him. I love this. This is by Robert1. I love these. Are these stones or are these pearls?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They look like pearls. Or some sort of a turquoise bead, maybe?

[Monét X Change]

Yeah. Turquoise beading. Yeah. The suiting looks really beautiful. I love the texture of the suiting. I love incorporating this, like, turquoise color in his jewelry and his watch. He has his nails done. I love this headpie. These little flowy little thingies from the side of the outfit look great. I just. I. I love when a man wears a pant and it goes all the way to the floor that you can't even see the shoe. Maybe because I'm a drag queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would like to see his shoes.

[Jacob]

Sorry, I'd like to correct myself. It's everybody at the bar getting tipsy.

[Monét X Change]

Everybody at the bar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everybody at the bar getting tipsy. I would like to see his shoes.

[Monét X Change]

I see. When he walks, you can see it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I'm. I. I'm saying me as a person, I want to know what shoes he's wearing.

[Monét X Change]

I love that because you just. You just usually look like a. You look like 19ft tall.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He looks amazing.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that my favorite is still Teyana Taylor, but this is the one that I wouldn't want to wear.

[Monét X Change]

It's Teyana. Teyana Taylor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My bad. Teyana Taylor. But I think I would like to wear this because I like to wear black. No, I would wear Teyana Taylor's. No. Oh, my God. Well, I mean, I think Teyana Taylor's are my favorite, but I would like to wear this. This is so beautiful and low key.

[Monét X Change]

He looks snatched, like, with a corset on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, he has, like, a little waist.

[Monét X Change]

Under there, don't he?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's the way it might be the way that the beads are curving up.

[Monét X Change]

Baby, it is. It is giving me.

[Jacob]

She got a little cursed.

[Monét X Change]

Honestly. Thicker than a snicker. Mandy, she. What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He looked thicker than a snicker.

[Monét X Change]

No, I know he got a little hip, but honestly, can we. Has there ever been a time in fashion or history when, you know, men were wearing, like, corsets, like, like, how women were wearing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wouldn't know Probably. Come on, let's go on to a Met gala staple.

[Monét X Change]

This queen knows fashion. She always, every year, this bitch. Sorry. I mean that in a. In a. In a very. In a drag way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is someone's sister.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, I don't know that. Yeah, I was like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, Is she married? Is she. Is she. Does she have. Is she. Is she someone's sister? I don't even know, actually.

[Monét X Change]

Janelle Monae stuns in Thom Browne ex Paul Tazewell. I don't know what that. Oh, he's a costume designer from Wicked. And I guess they collaborated on the show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's literally on the screen.

[Monét X Change]

They collaborated on this look together. I don't know exactly what that means, but I think that Janelle looks dope. This reveal was so cool. She looks like a Picasso painting when she has. She has a coat on and then she does a reveal. It looks really cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Janelle X. Picasso. Yeah. Janelle Monae looks absolutely stunning. She is a queer icon. She is a fashion icon. She's a music icon. She. This look is so good. I can't even say enough good stuff about this look. I love this eye piece coming down. It's a little steampunky. It's a little steampunk coming down from this. From this bowler. I love the white brim of the hat. I love the color. Anyone who knows me knows I really love red, black, and white. I love those three colors together. I love red. My entire living room is red, black and white.

[Monét X Change]

Yes, it is. Because, again, is a color you can see the best, right? Or you don't see it so you like it? I can't remember.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. I just like it.

[Monét X Change]

Wait, but do you see the color red?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can see that she's wearing red. How do you think I clock that? I'm saying.

[Monét X Change]

But what is. Does it look like fire engine red to you? What color. What color red is this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It looks. It looks like a bright red.

[Monét X Change]

Okay.

[Jacob]

It's more of a thing when the red is subtle. So, like, if somebody's wearing a red tint of blush, and it's like more of, like a pinker red, that's where it doesn't, like, really pick up.

[Monét X Change]

Got it, Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I can't fully describe it.

[Monét X Change]

I know there's a tone of redica where we talked about this before, and you're like, oh, I didn't. Or something like, you didn't know you were. You didn't know you ran out of blush because you don't see the Color.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you just.

[Monét X Change]

You just put it on an empty thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah. I didn't realize the blush wasn't. The blush wasn't picking up anymore. For months. I had no clue.

[Monét X Change]

That's. I was like, I know there's something. Cause I already don't see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, the thing is, if you want to know what's up with my color blindness by the card, the game phase 10, that red and green, I can't tell them apart. Specifically in the game phase 10, let's go on to Kimberly Kardashian, who's wearing chrome hearts. I think they're mostly known for their expensive jewelry. Right?

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, yeah. Chrome hearts. I didn't love this. What do you think about this? And Kim hated the pills.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't hate it, but it's fine, Right? I don't think she looks bad.

[Monét X Change]

Like, I think. I think what it is about me, like, a lot of these looks, they seem like unattainable or it will cost a lot of money to look. I feel like I can go to any store on 1 25th and get this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I mean, it. It does not look particularly expensive. I'm gonna say that with my whole chest. But also, I feel the same about Zendaya and Anas Hawaii. Like, I could get a cream suit anywhere. This is true.

[Monét X Change]

This is true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I think she looks good, but I'm not like, gagging. Like. Like, for example, with Zendaya and Anas away, they both look good. I. I would not be like, oh, my dejo. Fuck. I say. You know what I mean? Yeah, but with Kim, I'd be like, oh, if I saw Kim out somewhere, I'd be like, oh, you look nice.

[Monét X Change]

Nice compared to Kim's. I mean, I think my favorite Kim Megal ever was the one. The mugler one, when she was wearing. That was fucking. It's such a great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. You know what?

[Monét X Change]

I'm surprised more. More queens didn't. Didn't recreate that. I thought. I thought I was going to see that everywhere for a while.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's probably hard to make. I like when she destroyed Marilyn Monroe's dress when she ripped it to pieces. That was my favorite look. Fuck capitalism. No, I'm kidding. Imagine saying fuck capitalism at the Met Gala.

[Monét X Change]

Let's talk about Ms. Brat herself. Charl Sexy X in an Der by Stefano Gici. I have never heard any of these names before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Charlie Sexy sex. She. She. She looks like a evil villain in a. In a. In a. In a film.

[Monét X Change]

She looks like Ravenna and Snowman, the Huntsman Is she evil? That's Charlize character clock that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I'm not crazy about this look. She kind of looks like a. Like a Dragula Queen or Dracula ghoul. Sorry. A little bit like. Like, I feel like I know this queen of the club and she be doing Evanescence. She be doing Panic at the Disco. She be doing, you know, that kind of stuff. Maybe a little Fallout Boy.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't hate it, but it's not. I'm not. I'm not gagged.

[Monét X Change]

This Queen definitely does Charli XCX at the club for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we. There's no need to guess. Her underwear are black. There's. There is no need to guess at all. Let's get a big year.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, huge year. Are you kidding me? Huge. Let's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't know that she was on that song. I Got my I Cash my feeling on a summer day. Was she in Icon of Pop or. She's working with Icon.

[Monét X Change]

I think she just wrote that record.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And she's on the song.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, I think those are her vocals. I think. I think it's her song. She wrote it and from the demo, her. Some of her vocals are still on the record.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's up with Icona Pop?

[Monét X Change]

I had them on Exchange Rate a long time ago.

[Jacob]

So it looks like Icona Pop is the producer, and then Charlie was doing vocals.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, so the whole. So is Icona Pop not a group?

[Monét X Change]

Yes, it's two ladies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, so they're producing and Charlie. Oh, I thought Ikanapop was singer. Singers.

[Monét X Change]

I mean, they are.

[Jacob]

I think they actually are singers too. But that's what they were doing. They specifically did the music.

[Monét X Change]

Bob, news flash. You can be a singer and a producer. I don't want to blow your mind.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Blow my dick. Monet always makes my way.

[Monét X Change]

I say singer because you could you say, like, Alyssa. A singer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How do you say singer?

[Monét X Change]

Singer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Singer.

[Monét X Change]

Let's go on to Ms. Chapel. Rowan worked with. She on this look. She worked with Paul Tapper, the costume director of Wicked, and to source something from ebay. Okay, this is interesting because Chapel, you know, remember her from her Grammy speech, she was very like, fuck this. JK wanna mute. She's like, very Fuck the system. Pay. JK wanna mute. Fuck the system. I want pay, pay, pay artists enough so they can afford healthcare, yada, yada. So I think she better work to. She got her Met Gala look from the. From motherfucking ebay. She better work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I guess you can say fuck capitalism with a Mel Gala. I stand Corrected.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, you can.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I stay corrected. Wow, she looks good. It's kind of low key. Giving what's his name?

[Monét X Change]

Who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Over in Brooklyn.

[Monét X Change]

Who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The guy. He made the sweater you and I fought over.

[Monét X Change]

I don't know his name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zero waste Daniel.

[Jacob]

Zero waist Daniel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zero waste Daniel.

[Monét X Change]

Is that how Daniel looks?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not as a person, but his style?

[Monét X Change]

Oh, I was like he's a redhead.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, no. I think he has black hair or dark brown hair.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, this looks more like 70s gem and a hologram to me. But you know. What do I know? I mean, I do like this outfit. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I mean the patchwork is zero waste dance. You haven't seen zero waste dance work.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, I see this stuff. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't see the patchworkiness of it?

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, no, I was agreeing with you. I was just saying, going on, talking more about her look that to me it looks more like 70s Gemini hologram y like vibes. What do you think?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I guess my question is this. No, yeah, I agree with you but like I thought that to go to the Met galley you had to be invited by a, by a, by a brand.

[Monét X Change]

I thought so too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So is there an ebay table?

[Jacob]

Well, it's possible. She went with Paul Taswell cuz he was doing other stuff for Tom Brown. So I, and he, he also just won the Oscar. So I, I, I feel like Tom, Paul Tazwell was the like the person she was with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But would Paul be invited or would Tom Brown be invited?

[Jacob]

I think Paul would probably be, I mean he won an Oscar and he's a costumer. So I feel like he would have been invited. But I don't know for sure. That's just speculation.

[Monét X Change]

And look at, look at, look at, look at, look at. Zoom in, Jay. Zoom into this picture. Look, look at nsy. She just saw Zendaya. She like, I can't believe this. She is bad girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why is she not wearing her gloves? That's driving me every picture this bitch is holding her gloves. Are they a purse?

[Monét X Change]

No. I think you know how I feel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

About people with their jackets halfway on. Like Lorde had.

[Monét X Change]

But to Bob, Lorde was the best dressed queen of the night. She, Lord, is Bob's black queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I never said that. Like is like, is Lord gonna put the jacket on? Is there a picture of her in the jacket? Monat loves a jacket off the like, what are we doing?

[Monét X Change]

That's not true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love that we did it when queue up the fucking all star seven promo picture, bitch.

[Monét X Change]

All star seven promo I wore a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacket on one arm.

[Monét X Change]

Wait, wait. All Star Seven. What's my All Star Seven promo?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you on crack?

[Monét X Change]

What was the theme?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, where you have one sleeve. Yeah, okay.

[Monét X Change]

It's on. It's fucking on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's under your arm. Monet. You're doing this look. You're doing this, this.

[Monét X Change]

Because I want to show skin, and I also want to show bitch. Y'all, y'all know this is Bob. Bob will find these things, and he will harp on it. I'm going to hear about. Yo, we're going to be hearing about jackets for the next three business years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, because someone el did this, too. And you were like, it's a vibe. Like, putting on your jacket, like, this is crazy.

[Monét X Change]

Because it's not functional. It's form of a function, babe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A jacket's not an accessory.

[Monét X Change]

It is. It clearly is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like when I. We're gonna move on. Let's go on to one of the it girls. Who. Who every time I see her, I think she might be a foot tall. Sabrina Carpenter wearing Louis Vuitton. This is great. Sabrina Carpenter looks like a drag queen. Like, I'm like. I don't know much about Sabrina Carpenter, to be honest, but how is this not drag?

[Monét X Change]

Do you know. Do you know her song?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm Working Late? Cause I'm a.

[Monét X Change]

She's a dragnec woman. I ain't know if I was a drag queen. I'm still a drag queen. I'll still do a mix. Is I was a drag queen is crazy doing mixes. I would make that mix. It would be different songs every time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She says.

[Monét X Change]

Look at you. And one more.

[Jacob]

Sorry. You just sing the same song twice.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, is that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's the same song? Yes.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, no.

[Jacob]

I'm working late. Cause I'm a singer. Da da da da Rubbed around my finger. My twisted humor. He's just now calling now he's thinking about me, baby, I know that's that me espresso.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, what's the other one? Please, please, please, please don't prove I'm right. I did each, please, in a new key. You literally couldn't do that. Literally. Try it. If it's easy, try it. Try it right now.

[Monét X Change]

You're so sick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do three, please, in if you can do it right.

[Monét X Change]

I can't do it. It's your thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm going to do it exactly. Please, please, please don't prove I'm right. I want to finish. Please hold. And please, please, please don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup. You know what? I really don't like when people sing songs and they skip the part. So I hate when I'm listening to someone and I get. The music's not playing, but, like, they go. They go, please, please, please, don't prove I'm right. And please, please. I'm like, no, you have that. People do it all the time.

[Monét X Change]

Like when you're watching a live performance, you want to hear the record. No, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When you're with your friends singing and there's no music playing, they're just singing the song.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, got it, got it, got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They don't do the pause.

[Monét X Change]

Got it, got it. I just remember when the artist is performing it live and they don't do the. Do it to get through the song quickly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How do you feel about that?

[Monét X Change]

It doesn't bother me. I mean, I never thought about it, to be honest. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I can't keep time with you, Bob.

[Monét X Change]

You can't keep time? When did the breakthrough.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have no problem keeping time, bitch. Because again, I remind you all, go back and watch Monet in the wizard of Oz video, okay?

[Monét X Change]

I have one misstep soon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay? Go back and watch Monet in the Beat.

[Monét X Change]

Can I tell you, when I saw Sabrina Carpenter, I thought about you immediately, because, y'all, there was this. Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I never said. I like the look.

[Monét X Change]

You like the look?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I like it.

[Monét X Change]

It's so crazy for me to say, cuz, y'all, back in the day when Bob and I used to do drag in New York City, before we were ever on Drag Race, Bob had this rule that he would never wear leotard. Not on stage, because.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, what?

[Monét X Change]

You had this golden rule that you would not wear a leotard like it would. You would never leave your house in a leotard because you thought it looked so. It looks so bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I didn't want to be on the train in a leotard, so I would wear a skirt. So I would. I would wear it, but I put a skirt over it.

[Monét X Change]

He tell y'all, Bible made this hideous skirt out of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, it was not hideous.

[Monét X Change]

Out of polka dot fabric.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That polka dot skirt was iconic.

[Monét X Change]

So you can't wear a fucking leotard on the train, but she can wear it to the Met Gala.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me find my fucking polka dot skirt because, y'all. You're not about to do my fucking skirt dirty. My skirt was cute.

[Monét X Change]

Honey, a leotard is crazy for you to walk around New York City. But she can wear it to the Met gala, is my point.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I, I think she looks cute. I mean, I guess I wasn't thinking about it in that regard. I mean, I just think she looks cute. I mean, I'm not, I'm not gagging for this. But she looks cute, though. Like, I'm not going to knock myself over just of falling over this look. But I, I do think she looks cute. Yes.

[Monét X Change]

And I do. Okay, interesting. I mean, I do think she looks cute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You want to fight me about that? You don't think she looks cute?

[Monét X Change]

I think she looks cute, but I, I, More about you talking about the leotard. I, I, I, I was prepared for you to be like, I hate that she has a leotard on, but you loved it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Let's go on to Amelia Gray. Who is Amelia Gray?

[Monét X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's a Valentino. I don't really know what's going on.

[Monét X Change]

She looks awful. Look at those fucking panties showing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She kind of looks like Bimini Bamboo Ash.

[Monét X Change]

Like, why look at those fucking nude. This is a fucking mess. I hate. Oh, my God. The more I zoom in, the more I hate this outfit. Look at those, y'all. Look at these granny panties sticking out of this leotard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, it certainly got a perspective, that's for sure.

[Monét X Change]

She's, she's taking the piss out of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I, I, I don't, I don't understand what Valentino was, was going through when they, when they did this.

[Monét X Change]

Malia Gray Hamlin is an American model.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't think she looks a little bit like Bim Bamboo Ash?

[Monét X Change]

No, I don't do that at all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, let's go on to our next person, please.

[Monét X Change]

Who is H? Oh, Nikki popped up on the shade room. Nikki looks incredible. Her face.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are still watching the shade room?

[Monét X Change]

I'm still in the shade room. I am.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You got to get out of there, Mon.

[Monét X Change]

I know you this almost.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, first, I have found, I have found the. My polka dot skirt.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, my God. Is that what you look. That's why you couldn't say who was Neca. You look with his goddamn skirt. Skirt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, we're also taking turns saying, who's next? And honestly, this skirt is very fucking cute. And I made the skirt myself to a blind person. There it is. Maybe, maybe you need to review it. Maybe, maybe you need to see it again to remember how cute the skirt was. Maybe that's what the problem is, girl. And, Jacob, I would like you to chime in on this skirt.

[Jacob]

The skirt that Nikki's wearing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, my skirt.

[Jacob]

Which one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just sent it to the chat.

[Jacob]

Oh. So, okay, great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's got pleats in it and everything.

[Monét X Change]

Wow. We got a pleat in it. Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honestly, my outfit is giving dandyism in this photo.

[Monét X Change]

I can't.

[Jacob]

Let's send it to Violet and see what she thinks.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, great idea. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And she'll grab it with her fucking toes.

[Monét X Change]

I think Nikki looks stunning. This hair is so beautiful. I love this pinstripe moment. The blue, even the magic going down to the nails. These flowers on her right shoulder. Ah, Nikki looks so delicious. She looks amazing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She looks good. She looks good when she's thick too. I will say this, though. This, this pattern is really hard for camera.

[Monét X Change]

Why? It's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't tell if it's doing the marring. What's it called, Jacob? Marring.

[Monét X Change]

Marring. It's not, I don't, it's not doing it for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Am I crazy?

[Monét X Change]

It's not doing it for me.

[Jacob]

It's doing it for me. If I zoom in, it stops on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The skirt.

[Monét X Change]

I guess. Sorry. I was less zoomed in than y'all. Yeah. When you zoom out to 100%. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't tell what's going on. But anyway, I mean, she looks good.

[Monét X Change]

Again, another diva, Tom Brown. Tom Brown is, has dressed. The majority of people we watched, we looked at tonight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Gagy.

[Monét X Change]

Let's go on to Nicole Kidman.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob. That's so shady. Oh.

[Monét X Change]

Cause he don't know white women.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob didn't put the name on there on purpose. Jacob, you ain't slick. I was like, who the fuck is.

[Monét X Change]

This Nicole Kidman in Balenciaga?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not, girl. It's not dandyism.

[Monét X Change]

It's not. It's breakfast of Tiffany's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, she looks fine. I, I don't like this drop waist thing.

[Monét X Change]

I don't like it either. Look, even, even, even that, even that, that black girl to her right shoulder is unimpressed. Look at her. She's like, what the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do love that this Coco Chanel ankle length skirt, though.

[Monét X Change]

It's Dior, not Coco Dior.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sorry. I, I, I've never really done this look, but I love that look. That Gigi. Good. Does it sometime. Yeah, that, that Dior ankle length, giant petticoat circle skirt is so cute to me.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, I think so too. But yeah, this is. No, I'm not into it, Nicole. Sorry. Hang it up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to Dochi. I hope I don't get in trouble for saying this. I want to top Dochi in this look. This look. Is that.

[Monét X Change]

Is that too much? Is that Jesus, Lord God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was that too much?

[Monét X Change]

That was a lot do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm sorry, Doctor. I'm sorry. I. I take things too far. Dochi. I take things too far. I'm sorry.

[Monét X Change]

Work. That was a whole lot. But, you know, she does look very good. I love this Afro. Having this cigar. Madonna did a cigar thing as well. We're gonna talk about it later, but I think that this color looks beautiful on Dochi. Those. What kind of. What kind of shoe do you call this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Monét X Change]

What is that thing? Jacob, do you know she looks like Shea Coulee? Oh, for sure. I see it, right? Yeah, I see it.

[Jacob]

Isn't that just a loafer? No, but like a sandal loafer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's not. I don't know, girl.

[Monét X Change]

It's called, like, a tea strap or something like that. Loafer or something like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is a really cool look. I love this pop of dark around in her ascot.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This looks amazing. She looks fantastic. This is a really behind her look.

[Monét X Change]

Who is this faggot behind her? Is that Jeremy Scott?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, wait.

[Monét X Change]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's. That's. That's. That's Cola Scola.

[Jacob]

That's Coal Scola.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to Bel Khalis al Masar wearing Burberry.

[Monét X Change]

See, this gives me more Baroque. More like 70s are Baroque, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I'm not. Well, I. I think I can see the dandyism a little bit. Bit. Although it's not. It's not as overt as a lot of other people are doing it. You know what I mean? Like, I feel like overwhelmingly most people are getting the prompt that this is a men's wear category. I feel. I feel like most people, for the most part, are overwhelmingly getting that she's wearing pants and a jacket. I will say that I do love. I do love this look. That being said, I like it.

[Monét X Change]

I. I like the look a lot, too. It just. I don't know how much of the. It's giving me the. The. The.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The.

[Monét X Change]

The. The fantasy. The vibe of the. Of the night. She's also wearing a. It's. Which is a men's accessory.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she's wearing the C bun.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she is. She looks good, though. I like when. I like when Cardi wears her. Like, when Cardi wears hair that either is her natural hair or resembles her natural hair.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, I love the color, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, I don't know if this is her. This might be a wig for all I know. But I like when Cardi B wears her kinky hair out.

[Monét X Change]

I think it's a wig. Let's go on to Ms. Lauryn Hill wearing Jude Danta. I don't know who that even is. I heard of this design.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I, I, I've seen, I want to say I love this look. I've seen better versions of the better pictures of this look. This was one of my favorite looks of the night, to be honest.

[Monét X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monét X Change]

Okay. This, well, you know, I, you know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love when dark skinned people wear yellow. I love a yellow moment.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh.

[Monét X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm sorry. To the fans. I'm sorry. I apologize. Oh, shit. It's on the right side.

[Monét X Change]

I want to say, I want to say it's on the nice side.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To the pillow.

[Monét X Change]

Fans.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would never forsake you. I like this look. I think she looks really good.

[Monét X Change]

I like it too. Maybe I should see a better picture of it. I don't think what's in her hand? What is she holding? Is that a mic?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The pants seem a little longer, long.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, I agree. And what is she holding?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A heart on a stick.

[Monét X Change]

I don't know what the is going on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You, can you look into that and tell us what, what Lauren Hill's holding?

[Monét X Change]

I love this carpet. I want to use this carpet that they're standing on. I want that to be a dress. Like, I love this fabric of the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Carpet and that's why V be reading you because you want a carpet dress.

[Monét X Change]

You said the literally made a dress out of carpet curtains.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was the challenge. I had to.

[Monét X Change]

It's probably a fan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's probably hot. Oh, my God. If that's a fan, I think it is. If that is a fan.

[Monét X Change]

I think it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is so iconic.

[Monét X Change]

I think it is. Girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's amazing. I'm obsessed with that. You better decorate the fan, bitch.

[Monét X Change]

Good for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to Jody Turner Smith. I don't know who this is, but my God.

[Monét X Change]

She was married to the guy from Dawson's Creek, Joshua Jackson.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She looks like that girl, the little skinny girl from New Jersey. The queen.

[Monét X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The little skinny queen from New Jersey. Luxx.

[Monét X Change]

Luxx. No, I see Lux.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If Lux was like this, my sister, I'd be like, for sure.

[Monét X Change]

I think Jody's, I think this is great. This looks really beautiful. I love. We haven't seen a lot of leather besides Kim K. So I'm bringing that material into the mix. I Think also the people behind her. That woman is tiny. Look at how big this nigga is next to her. And look at how tall Jodie, that bitch, she.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I think Jodie's on a different level. Like, she's on a different plane.

[Monét X Change]

But the man next to her is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Even taller, but he might be a giant. That being said, is this her body? Is she body dad like, I think it is. Her hips are amazing.

[Monét X Change]

Also, her hat is made. Oh, no. I thought the hat was made out of hair. I was a trend alert. No, yeah, she looks amazing. Jodi looks incredible.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, that's a great look.

[Monét X Change]

Let's talk about Halle Berry wearing Laquan. Oh, Halle is letting it all hang out, baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Halle Berry said pussy out.

[Monét X Change]

Whoa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And girl, one wrong step, girl. Okay, so one wrong step for the.

[Monét X Change]

People with vaginas out there. When you wear something like this, do you. Do you put. Is there a modesty something there just in case or you are just playing with fate the entire night? How does that work, bitch?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have worn stuff like this, haven't you?

[Monét X Change]

But I have a penis, so I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you tuck it away.

[Monét X Change]

No. Yeah, I use tape to tuck it up. Someone with a vagina, I assume they're not putting tape tape on their lip.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you. You can't. You can't put my tape. I met a woman at a party recently who makes a product that covers your. And. And. And smushes your. It hides your camel toe for looks like this. I don't know what it's for specifically. She said. She said she does it for, like, fitness, going to the gym. If you don't want to wear panties, you'll put this on and you won't have camel toe.

[Monét X Change]

Interesting. Well, yeah. Well, yeah. Hopefully Ellie has out of there because when you're walking, you're exposing yourself. But you know, what is herself to expose? She can do whatever she wants.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Free the lips. I think she looks great. She's 58 years old.

[Monét X Change]

Wow. Get it, Halle. On to Ms. Doa Cat wearing Marc Jacobs. Just like Rihanna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love this giant shoulder. I love that. I feel like she's the only person I've seen wearing is the animal print.

[Monét X Change]

I think so. I can't tell, to be honest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like this look.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, I think it's a good look. What's on her head?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A hat. Like one of those Moscow hats. Looks like.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, because that's her hair. Oh, God. I thought it's all a one hat piece.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's one of those Moscow hats.

[Monét X Change]

I might be wrong What's a Moscow hat?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like the one that we have in Russia, the MC Russian hats?

[Monét X Change]

Is that the name of it, or you just call it that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just calling it that. I don't know what it's called. It's like, what happens if you Google Moscow hat. Moscow hat? Yeah, it pops up. Oh, it is called a Moscow hat.

[Monét X Change]

Is it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Oh, my God. Maybe. Maybe I knew something.

[Monét X Change]

Jacob, why are you showing us this picture?

[Jacob]

Looks more like it's her hair in this photo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that is her hair.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, I think it's her hair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's a line from Liza Minnelli. That's I love your hat. That's not a hat. That's my hair. You heard that in Liza with a Z?

[Monét X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She goes, lisa, I love your hat. Well, it's Liza, and that's not a hat. That's my hair. Yeah, I like this look. I think she looks cute. I think she. I'm not gagging, like, going crazy, but I think she looks good, though.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, I think it's good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But DOA has been one to shut down the Met Gala before.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, yeah? Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She, like, honestly. Honestly, if you have, like, one or two legendary shutdowns, you're probably good for life.

[Monét X Change]

I agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go ahead and do Angela Bassett, shall we?

[Monét X Change]

Angela Bassett.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is amazing.

[Monét X Change]

Let me zoom out. I can't see the whole thing. All right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is beautiful.

[Monét X Change]

I think she looks good. I love the hat. I love this velvet. This crush, this. This, like, velvet she has on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it looks like a velvet. Yeah.

[Monét X Change]

I love this. This little cape situation, the tie. I think Angela Bassett looks absolutely stunning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And do you want to pick our last one, Monae?

[Monét X Change]

Yes. Let's talk about Lisa, girl. Lisa from blackpink with her civil rights panties on is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I don't think that a lot of. Where is Lisa from?

[Monét X Change]

I think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is she the. Is she the American one?

[Jacob]

No, she's from Thailand land.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's not the American. Is there, like, one that's, like, American? No, I don't think it up.

[Jacob]

I don't think. I don't think so. I don't think they're all from East Asia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I thought one of the blackpink girls was American.

[Jacob]

I could be wrong, but I don't think so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You ain't Puerto Rican, but she's the breakout, right?

[Monét X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monét X Change]

I mean, she's dressed in white lotus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob said. Jacob said. Jacob's drawing. Jacob picking fave. Who's your fave? Jacob, who's the fave? Fan.

[Jacob]

I mean, she's definitely having a moment. She's been the breakout star. But I think others have also, like, been doing their own thing. Like, Rose also is actually, like, pretty successful. I think she's just not on, like, a larger market. I think they all. But Lisa is definitely the breakout.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's. You don't see it, but Lisa is what you're saying.

[Jacob]

That's not what I said. She's great. Rockstar, stream, rock star.

[Monét X Change]

Well, Rose just put an album, so Rose's actually doing quite well. Jacob, so fuck you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that what's going on sometimes is in East Asia, they really don't have a concept of black people.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've had several friends tell me they'll go to Asia and they. They're black people, and they're just being followed around just because they're black and not like, are you still. They're like, oh, my God. Like, can I take a picture with you? See that?

[Monét X Change]

What's in my experience? When I went to Asia, I mean, I guess I wasn't. I was not in East Asia. I was in. I mean, yeah, I was in Japan. Japan's in the east, ain't it?

[Jacob]

Yes, it is.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah. I was in Japan. I was in Taiwan. I was in Singapore. I was in the Philippines. I. I didn't. That was not my experience at all. No one followed me around because I was black. So maybe you're not black. Maybe. Maybe I'm not black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you ever considered that maybe you actually might not be black?

[Monét X Change]

But I've seen the viral videos of people online. I'm like. Like, when I tell you, girl, people didn't batten eyelash. At least I didn't notice of my. Of my skin color.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, like, in. In. In. In Asia, in East Asia and in East Russia, they will still do blackface In East Asia. Yes.

[Monét X Change]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And in eastern Russia, they will just straight up do blackface because they have no cultural context for it.

[Monét X Change]

Well, is that so that she.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. I don't know. I think. But I will say this. I don't think whoever's working at Louis Vuitton is East Asian.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah. Well, is. Pharrell is the. Isn't he the creative director right now of Louis Vuitton?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe Pharrell said, put Rosa Parks on the pussy.

[Monét X Change]

I will say it's not just on her pussy. It's in the whole. It's the whole fabric. The whole thing is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's on her ass.

[Monét X Change]

It's on her. It's on. It's the jacket on her anus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're right. It's not just on her.

[Monét X Change]

The jacket, but the whole jacket is covered up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All you see is her arm. All you. This might be a leotard for all we know. But all we see is the panty.

[Monét X Change]

No, the jack. What do you mean? The jacket? You can see it all on her stomach and all her arms. That's those faces as well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I guess you can see it there. Yeah, but it's not obscured. On the pussy.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, there's pussy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rosa Parks pussy.

[Monét X Change]

Who else? So are they all civil rights leaders?

[Jacob]

I assume so, but I don't know. But I would assume so, but I can't identify.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No shade to the illustrator. But they're not particularly well drawn, so they're not easy to identify.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, yeah. In the middle, you know, right in the middle there. I think that's Malcolm. That's. That's Malcolm X.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right on the labia to the right of.

[Monét X Change]

To the right of Rosie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Up the mouth.

[Monét X Change]

The labia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, to be clear, a labia is not all the way up there.

[Monét X Change]

How would you know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I have one in a jar over there.

[Monét X Change]

Cool. Here's the one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I keep a labia on my counter.

[Monét X Change]

This one's the one. Some clarity.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Listen, Monae, what's our next big award show that we're gonna be doing one of these for?

[Monét X Change]

Ooh, I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To be clear. I know the Met Gal's not an award show, you fucking idiots.

[Monét X Change]

Jesus. Is this how you talk to your fans? People that support you that pay your.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fucking bills to your fans? To be clear.

[Monét X Change]

You see what? I would pay your bills, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would never talk to a bobblehead like that. Ever.

[Monét X Change]

I would talk to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, to you. Whenever I'm popping off bobbleheads, y'all know I'm not talking to y'all, right?

[Monét X Change]

You have been on record of you going off on bobbles. Bobbleheads.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Those are all. None of them are bobbleheads. Bobbleheads. Y'all know what's up. Y'all already know you don't need me to clear things up. And on that note, thank you for.

[Monét X Change]

Coming on my show, bitch. Have a good night.

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[Monét X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monét X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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