The One About Thieving Drag Queens

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – "The One About Thieving Drag Queens"

Date: March 9, 2026
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change

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Episode Overview

In this unruly and heartfelt episode, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change—two celebrated Drag Race alums and performers—dive into the messy world of drag queens "borrowing" jokes, performances, and even entire routines from one another. The main theme revolves around originality, inspiration, plagiarism, and the sometimes blurred lines between homage and theft in queer nightlife. The episode is peppered with hilarious personal stories, playful shade, debates about Beyoncé’s inspirations, and a joyous showcase of Bob’s song parodies. Fans of Sibling Rivalry can expect classic banter, quick-witted exchanges, and honest discussion on the culture of drag.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Reunion and Live Shows Reflection

• The duo kick off by reminiscing about the magic and chaos of their recent live show, energized by the presence of a live audience.
  • Quote (Monét X Change, 00:07): "Yeah, seeing you all in person was fierce. The energy was unmatched. And I'm still laughing at the chaos during the Traitor segment."
• The live experience brings their on-stage family dynamics to life, highlighting how they "get into it" but ultimately always come back together.

2. Playful Banter: Dates, TikTok Awards & Platonic Love Lives

• The hosts exchange escalating faux-arguments about not being each other's "date" to various high-profile events, including the TikTok Awards and the Tonys.
  • (02:21 – 04:58): This bit captures their signature chemistry and mutual ribbing:
    • Quote (Bob, 03:37): "I'm your platonic love life."
    • Quote (Monét, 03:38): "But you don't treat me like that."
    • Quote (Bob, 04:58): "And by the way, it's whichever [awards ceremony] comes first."
• These moments show their deep friendship and the blurred lines between rivalry, affection, and family.

3. Nostalgia & TV Moments: Tyra Banks and Iconic On-Screen Slaps

• The pair digress into 2000s TV nostalgia with stories about Tyra Banks, Top Model, and iconic slaps in film and TV.
  • What's Love Got To Do With It:
    • Quote (Monét, 12:12): "Eat the cake, anime. Eat the cake. Anime."
    • Quote (Monét, 12:46): "...the director was gonna cut, but whatever the thing was, and he actually slapped her. And that's why she goes flying across the table... he slapped the dog piss out of her. And that's the take they ended up using."
• Discussion about Mary Tyler Moore's legendary pool shot and Leonardo DiCaprio’s hand injury in Django Unchained—appreciating the power of unplanned, "real" moments in media.
  • Quote (Bob, 14:57): "He was like, I'm gonna get this fucking shot."

4. Game Night Antics & Partying in the Studio

• Recalling raucous after-hours game nights, hosts and friends partying in their workspace—revealing who drinks what, and gently clowning each other on how different queens handle their liquor.
  • (27:48 – 29:30): Anecdotes about turning the podcast studio into an impromptu club and not cleaning up after.
    • Quote (Bob, 29:30): "This is not an afters. This is not the club. This is my workspace... It looked like when you've been in college and you wake up and your dorm's a mess."

5. Plagiarism & Joke Theft in Drag Culture

(Major Segment: 23:28 – 54:55)

• [Entry Point: 23:28]
  • Bob introduces the discussion about plagiarism as it appears in drag—how jokes, routines, and catchphrases migrate from queen to queen across years and venues.
• They dissect the ethics and realities of performance "borrowing": from asking for song mixes, to recreating iconic numbers, to public catchphrases.
  • Quote (Bob, 46:16): "I do this podcast with the queen. She does a lot of my jokes. I do. Are you sick?"
• Notable Segment – New York Drag Canon:
  • The line "If you see something, tip something" (48:34) is claimed by Bob as her original—and now widely used by other drag performers in the city.
    • Quote (Bob, 48:34): "That's me. If you see something, tip something. That is me. I made that up. No one said that before me."

Verifying Origins (Live Call with Honey Davenport):

• [50:00 – 51:05]: Bob calls Honey Davenport on air to confirm the origin of the "Philip D. Bucket" joke, confirming it’s hers since 2007.
  • Honey Davenport, 50:35: "Well, it was, but I... definitely didn't hear anybody else say it before I started using it in, like, circa 2007."

Discussion on Generational Joke-Sharing

• Many drag jokes, routines, and parodies become embedded as citywide or scene-wide standards, blurring attribution as they’re passed down. References to Jackie Beat, Tina Burner, Candis Cayne, and others illustrate this cross-generational transmission.

Personal Experiences with Theft

• Bob recounts Hedda Lettuce "buying" then appropriating one of his parodies ("All That Jizz"), and talks about seeing his numbers and parodies replicated online and on stage (54:22 – 54:55):
  • Quote (Bob, 54:22): "I wrote a parody. Here's my parody... she was like, oh, I'll give you $50 for that parody. And I was like, no... then she was like, okay, did it anyway."

6. Song Parodies and Drag Queen Musicals

• Bob shares original song parodies—especially those written during lockdown, including "COVID 19: The Musical":

  • Highlights:
    • "All That Jizz"
    • COVID-19 themed versions of "Be Our Guest," "Under the Sea," and "I'm Depressed"
      • Quote/Song (Bob, 55:36–56:57):
        • "You said, 'Wolf Windsor's gonna make you sneeze, Shep Takaka's gonna hurt your throat, Well, buddy, you are fucked, cause I'm the worst and there ain't no antidote...' Don't you wanna go outside? There's just so much to see... COVID 19, COVID 19, Ms. Thing reconsider! Please don't get sick, take it from me..."

• Reflection on why these parodies weren't ever developed further, debating if "COVID 19: The Musical" would be timely or in bad taste now. (57:49–58:44)

7. Beyoncé vs. Bob—Did Bey's team steal?

• Addressing the viral internet buzz: Did Beyoncé’s team take inspiration from Bob’s houndstooth look?
  • Bob (37:14): "Do you think that someone on Beyonce's creative team saw this picture of me and it was on the mood board for that picture? The patterns are similar, the poses are similar, the hat is similar, the face, Keeney is similar. This is essentially the same photo."
  • Monét, with dry honesty (37:50): "No."
• The hosts (and chat) debate the blurred lines between genuine homage and generic morphing of queer culture in pop.

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Notable Quotes

• On on-screen slapping (12:46):
  Monét: "He slapped the dog piss out of her. And that's the take they ended up using."
• On plagiarism (23:28):
  Bob: "Speaking of stealing, I want to talk to you about plagiarism. That's a good drag name, too. Plagia."
• On drag joke origins (50:35):
  Honey Davenport: "I definitely didn't hear anybody else say it before I started using it in, like, circa 2007."
• On signature lines (48:34):
  Bob: "That's me. If you see something, tip something. That is me. I made that up. No one said that before me."
• On generational joke-sharing (51:48):
  Bob: "Apparently Jackie Beat saw Candace Kane do it... Now it's just a New York City drag queen joke."
• On song parody theft (54:22):
  Bob: "I wrote a parody... she was like, oh, I'll give you $50 for that parody... then she was like, okay, did it anyway."
• On Beyoncé’s inspiration (37:14):
  Bob: "Do you think that someone on Beyonce's creative team saw this picture of me... This is essentially the same photo."
  Monét: "No." (dry, decisive)
• On originality in drag (46:16):
  Bob: "I do this podcast with the queen. She does a lot of my jokes. I do."

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:07 – Live show reflection & audience energy
• 02:21 – Dates, TikTok Awards, and platonic love
• 12:12 – Legendary on-screen slaps & TV nostalgia
• 23:28 – Transition to plagiarism and ‘Plagia’ as a drag name
• 27:48 – Drinking and game night antics in the studio
• 33:36 – Bob’s viral look and Beyoncé’s creative inspiration
• 46:16 – Accusations of intra-podcast joke theft
• 48:34 – Bob claims “If you see something, tip something”
• 50:00 – Call with Honey Davenport to clarify joke origins
• 54:22 – Bob’s song parodies appropriated by other queens
• 55:36 – Performance of COVID-19 musical parodies

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Memorable Moments

• The banter about taking each other as dates to awards shows, and negotiating dibs in a hilarious, faux-serious way (02:21–04:58).
• The candid call to Honey Davenport live on air to confirm the true origin of a drag joke (50:00–51:05).
• Bob performing his COVID-19 musical song parodies live as Monét reacts with genuine laughter and astonishment (55:36–57:46).
• The deadpan debate over whether Beyoncé "stole" Bob’s houndstooth concept, with Monét shutting down the suggestion with playful finality (37:14–37:50).
• The closing reflection on the way drag culture evolves—and sometimes cannibalizes itself—in the passage from one queen to the next.

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Overall Tone

Irreverent, quick-witted, and fiercely queer: the entire episode is a blend of loving shade, honest critique, and the real talk only two longtime "rival siblings" and icons of the drag world can deliver. The language is colloquial, vivacious, and full of inside jokes for the drag and queer nightlife community.

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Transcript

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Yeah, seeing you all in person was fierce. The energy was unmatched. And I'm still laughing at the chaos during the Traitor segment.

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After being on different coats for so long, getting to be chaotic on stage together, it was really, truly like the highlight of the night for me. And we got into it over a few things, like we do, but we are family, always come back together. And having a live audience there to witness it, it actually made it really special.

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Bob shares some song parodies.

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And we find out what made Monet say this.

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He slapped the dog piss out of her. And we find out what made Bob say this.

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Beyonce's creative team was inspired by me.

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One, two, three, clap, nigga.

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See how I see how I put my phone down and was able to clap on time.

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Well, that's you. I'm not you. That's a cute durag. Thank you. Why do you have to, like, think about it before you say thank you?

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I was reading.

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Yeah, I'm about to read you.

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And also, I don't believe you.

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That. What? That. That thing is a cute durag. Can I have it?

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Why would you want me to give you a rude durag that think that you think is ugly? I don't even think you want it.

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Okay, I'm not engaging with this.

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I Don't think you are engaging.

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I'm not engaging.

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I think you are engaging.

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Actually, I'm not.

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No, you are. I think you are. We're engaging right now. What are you doing? Monet? We can't do this. I'm sorry. I want to apologize. Give me your hand. I want to be sweet.

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I'm sorry.

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This is a genuine apology. I'm so sorry.

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You're lying.

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I don't. You don't actually think I'm lying.

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I do think you're lying.

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No.

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No.

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You love me.

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I'm very upset at you.

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What are you mad about? You're smiling.

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You're not upset? No, because you won't let me be. You won't let me be your date to the TikTok Awards tonight.

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You.

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You.

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Money. You have a thing.

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No, you can't come anymore, Monet.

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You want to be my guest?

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You want to be my date?

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Well, I have a date. Okay. Bitch. Yellow powder, Q. Add another one. Y' all be taking members all the time. You don't. I've offered you many times to be with me.

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I've told you that I'm your. Okay, here's the thing we said.

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Why would you live with me?

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I'm your platonic love life.

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Platonic.

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But you don't treat me like that.

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I do.

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No, you don't.

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For sure. Which.

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Then you would have invited me to be your date to the TikTok awards.

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Everybody did. My date at certain stuff, though. I mean, Jacob is Jacob. I. Several stuff. Jacob's not even my date.

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I stayed at TikTok awards.

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Yeah. I have to rotate between you, Tao and Jacob, and I don't get.

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I'm not in the rotation. I can be the one that you be texting on. Okay. Occasion, but you. You don't.

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Oh, hey, slow wine. Slow wine. Hey, slow wine. Yes. I live for that. No, we. We.

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We can go to.

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We can go to things together. What do you want to go to next?

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The Tik Tok Awards?

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No, I already have a date for that one, so I get you on the next one, Cuz Jacob was my date to Wicked. How's my date to this? He got Tik Tok Awards. And then I'll get you on the next thing.

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Whatever.

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I. This. When I go to. If I go to the Tonys, you'll be my date. Okay.

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Or the Grammys. Or the Oscars.

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I said Tony's.

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Oh, the Grammys of the Oscars. I'm adding caveats.

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No. Okay, I'll give you one of them.

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You can pick one Oscars. I think that's if. If I had to.

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Wow.

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Because you're like, oh, I'd rather go

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to the Tonys than the Oscars.

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Okay, so Jake can get the Tonys and you can have the Oscars and the Grammys. Which means. Cause you like.

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And the Emmys.

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No, you get two.

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Okay, I want Emmys and Oscar.

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And by the way, it's whichever one comes first. I want both. No, it's whichever one comes first. And then Tal's gonna get the other one and then someone else will get the other one. Maybe. Maybe Justin.

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If Tal, Jacob and I make it, we might all be a chance, you know, you might hold up my picture. I have one picture in my hands, ladies. And you might try Tara Banks.

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Us. Yeah. She has one picture that's so bo. The way she did that was so nasty.

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It was so fierce. I'm sorry. I know that, you know, I'm not discred the girls account.

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I'm obsessed with Tyra Banks.

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You know this, you know. But I know, you know there's a big thing about the girls coming back about how it was abusive of being on set. Top Model it is one of my favorite shows of the early aughts.

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I also want a smize and dream in the States.

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I don't know why she wouldn't do it in the states. Well, I think I know why. Because she got sued by an ice cream company. Yeah, by someone else. Some other. I think someone else did a smize and something and so. And the girl.

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That's not true. Google that. Jacob.

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They did.

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Someone did a smiling dream. I'm pretty sure someone did a model theme.

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No, no, no, no, no. Not ice cream thing. Like someone who was doing like an ice. Like a actual face cream thing. Try to sue her because of the names or something. Something with the names.

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Who sued who?

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I don't know.

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Oh, she got sued. It was at least thing.

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Oh, there we go.

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Was it from modeling? You know, she had a modeling.

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I remember Kim and Kim and Rob went.

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They went.

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And I was going to go to. I was asked to go to. But I didn't. I was. I was living.

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Last year.

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I was in Kim. I wasn't living in LA at the time. I was still in New York.

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Anybody supposed to interview Tyra Banks?

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She's supposed to know right before Exchange rate, right before Pandemic. She was gonna interview her. She was probably my guest on. On exchange rate. And then Pandemic happened. What do you mean?

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I said.

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You said no. Oh, I Thought you said we like sibling rivalry.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ye. Not Ron, not her.

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Who said that?

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Come on. Hermione. Not Ron, not Hermione, not Ron, not Hermione. Yay.

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Well, Harry doesn't talk like that, so who the fuck is that?

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It's not Harry.

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Who is that?

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It's the other one. If it's not Ron, not Hermione, and then you and Harry, it's the three of them.

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Ron or my name. Harry, not.

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No, not me. Not Hermione. Yay.

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That's what it is.

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So Ron said it, right? Right? Yes. Not me. Not Hermione. Yeah. This is the one that.

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Playing chess.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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He's gonna sacrifice himself. No, Harry, No. You got. You got. I've actually never seen this movie. That's not true. I've seen the movie once on a plane, so.

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Do you know I was gonna accomplish one of my dreams of. I wanted to do it for a very long time. I'm doing it next week.

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What dream? Getting your lips doing this?

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No. A tattoo in a place.

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I'm gonna tell you this over your anus.

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Close to my taint, on my grundle. I want to get the hundred emoji in red.

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I don't believe you.

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I'm deadass.

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And you're gonna send me a picture?

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Yeah. Andy is. He is like. I hate that you want to do this. I'm like, well, unfortunate for you, but unfortunately for you, it's not your body.

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You actually gonna. You made plans?

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Yeah. Show me a text on Tuesday. Show me a text. No.

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Cause you're lying. You're so easy to cl. You're so easy. I should be a lawyer.

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Oh, it's fair.

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Oh, it's fair.

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Bob for season two.

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Bob for season two.

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You know, you don't want to be on a Ryan Murphy show.

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I mean, I've done a Ryan Murphy show.

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Which one?

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I did Dr. Odyssey.

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I did.

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Remember?

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You did do that.

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Yeah, Yeah, I did that. And I didn't meet him, so. But, yeah. I gotta be honest with you. Acting for film is not. It's not.

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What are you about to say?

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It's just not. It doesn't. For me. It doesn't give. It's not like theater. Like theater acting is like. The scene doesn't. I'm just burping, girl.

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You did it like four times.

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I had a Red Bull. This. The. The scene doesn't stop in that. In theater.

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Right?

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You will be like, in the emotion. And they're like, stop. Repo the cameras now we gotta get from this angle. And I'm like, I'm supposed to hold this emotion.

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Yeah.

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One time this guy came by and blew a. Like a stick in my eye. He puts a stick that has like. Like, basically like menthol. It's like a Vicks or whatever, and he blows through it. And then it just makes your eyes water there. A lot of time they're crying because they've had chemicals in their eyes.

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Oh, someone did that to you for a scene?

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Because I did. I did. I worked up the tears, but then I was like, I can't. I don't have the acting chops to be crying for 40 minutes and crying with, by the way, with this. 40 minutes. Seven minutes of acting.

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Yeah.

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And 30. And 33 minutes of

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blood vessels.

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33 minutes of fucking repoing cameras and

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lighting and gaffing and. Yeah.

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And rewriting.

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And I love when I see takes that actors were really in that were real. That became the thing. And what I'm trying to say is, I think you know what you're saying. And a movie. What's love got to do with it?

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Hey, what's love got to do? Got to. I started walking on the treadmill during my vocal lessons.

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I see the treadmill. I came in the other day and I saw that fucking treadmill that I'm like, oh, God, she's back on her treadmill. Fucking walking era.

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What's wrong with being on a treadmill?

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It just annoyed me, that era of you.

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My treadmill annoyed you?

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Yes, because I was so annoyed.

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Also. You're so weird.

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I think it's entangled with being frustrated by Beaumo. So when I see the treadmill, I'm triggered thinking about the BOMO meetings and you just fucking bobbing up and down while we're trying to talk about spending all this money on fucking makeup.

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Anyway, should we relaunch bomo? No.

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No.

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Would y' all support us this time?

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No, I'm not.

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Would y' all get into it this time, please, Girl. Oh.

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What I was saying was, in the movie what's Love Got To Do With It.

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Sorry.

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There's an iconic scene where they're at a diner. Laurence Fishburne, the Ike Turner character, and Tina Turner is there, and then Tina's best friend. I forget. The woman who play.

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What's her name?

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The one who namya ho ringe, kills.

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The actor or the character?

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Both.

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Either. Yeah. I forget. You gotta tell me once. But once. Yeah, Jackie.

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Yeah, I think it was Jackie.

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Did you look at this character's?

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Name, Jacob. Jackie also got to do that.

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Can we get it here?

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No, because they say they hate us doing like this the whole time, which I think is fair. We watching some. Some videos.

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Well, that's you. Because this is Monet. Monet would be like, so.

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Because Jacob is typing something. Jackie. Vanessa Bell Calloway. Vanessa Bell Calloway.

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Oh, it is Jackie.

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Yeah. Such. She's such a beautiful woman.

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Anyway, but you do that, you'll be like, do we?

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Because.

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And I think what drives me crazy is the. That I. That's my treadmill. That's my treadmill. That pisses me off. And I've never mentioned it. And I'm glad I got it off my chest, because it upsets me.

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So they're at the scene, and then it's a scene where Laurence Fisher tries to make Tina Turner eat the cake.

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Eat the cake. Anime.

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Eat the cake. Anime. And she's. Until he finally pushes in her face. And then Jackie, her best friend, stands up and he slaps Jackie. And she, like, goes on this, and she, like, very basically flips over the table. And they've done it a bunch of times. And, you know, when you were training how to slap on screen, it took me a while to get this, by the way, because Bob and I used to do.

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You do opposite slapping on screen. They would jump into it.

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They would go into his head like,

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ah, it drives me crazy.

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I was like, monet, you have to go away from my hair, not into my hand.

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You slapped my. You hit my hand with your face.

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So one of the scenes, Jackie, she did something, and then the director was gonna cut, but whatever the thing was. And he actually slapped her. And that's why she goes flying across the table. And that's the take they ended up using was him, like, physically slapping her. She's like. Afterwards, she's like, her whole face was fucking red and fucked up. Cause he slapped the dog piss out of her. And that's the tick ended up using.

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And you like that.

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I mean, I love hearing stories like that about how, like a thing that was. That was an accident. Ends up becoming the real take.

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That's such a violent one. I mean, there's a famous scene. Can you pull it up, Jacob? A famous. Famous scene from. From the Dick Van Dyke show or Mary Tyler Moore show where they lined up a trick shot and Mary Tyler Moore was supposed to miss the shot.

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Trick shot is a rim shot.

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It's in a pool shot. A rim shot is on a pool. A pool shot is the thing you do A rim shot is the thing you do on the drum. The. A rim shot is the Right.

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Right, right, right, right.

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But she was supposed to do a trick shot.

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Who is this?

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I'm typing Maritime More trick shot on YouTube. She ended up nailing this shot, and you can tell that she's so gagged that they got this shot. Here it is. It's on screen now, and we're watching it with you.

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Does she play pools? Favorite movie has just started on tv. Her husband.

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Her Face.

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That's. That's so cool. I love stuff like that.

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And the fact that they, like, continued. Like, the fact they continued on after doing that. It was like. Because I think somebody. Allegedly, she would do the shot, and then a real professional would come in and, like, nail the shot. But then she just fudgeing. Nailed the shot.

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And that's fair.

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And she was like. Because the more she goes. And then she tried to, like, recover.

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Is really funny. I say, I love. I love stuff like that. If y' all know any other ones.

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I know a few.

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I was spent hours like this and just watching these online, so Allegedly.

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But some of them are kind of like, I don't think that's professional. Leonard DiCaprio, when he's bleeding in Django. That was not meant to happen. Like, he slammed his hand on the

[B]

table, moving so long.

[A]

It's such a good movie. He slams down, he. He breaks a dish, and he cuts his hand for real. But he just keeps going through it. And then he, like, uses the blood and he's, like, wiping it out.

[B]

Insane.

[A]

He was like. He was like, I'm gonna get this fucking shot.

[B]

See that Commitment to the committing to. The thing is, I think that's so hot. Like, I would have probably fucked him right there on set.

[A]

Apparently, on the Ms. Pat show, they do rewrites in the moment, but only one actor knows about the rewrite.

[B]

Like, what?

[A]

So they're rehearsing for the scene, but then the writer will go over to one act and be like, we're changing this line. But none of the other actors know.

[B]

And what's that for?

[A]

To catch them off guard. To, like, get their reactions.

[B]

Like improv?

[A]

No, he writes a line. So this is the script.

[B]

Everyone thinks this. Bob, go to store. But he told you.

[A]

But then he comes. He goes. You're going to say, bob, go to the moon. Got it. And then. But they're like, jokes. So then he's trying to catch them off guard and get their real reactions by rewriting. I saw the. I saw her creative director Talking about on. On Tik Tok the other day, the guy who.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And he was. And he was like. And then they showed an example of something about anal bleaching or something about butt sex or something. And they were not supposed to. Oh, it was getting your ass eaten. Something about. Something about analingous. And then she just fucking, like she just talked about that's why nobody wants to eat your ass or something. And then you see. You see Ms. Pepper, like. But they have to. But they know that he does this.

[B]

Got it.

[A]

So they have to like keep. Keep it in the scene while holding together. Do you like when the SNL guys break character?

[B]

Oh, yeah. I mean, I like seeing it. And I think. Cause there's.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Cause I've seen some live improv before and I think that's what makes it feel fun sometimes is to see character. Cause but you know, like in the scene, they think it's so funny that they can't even hold character. And I find joy in that.

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Yeah, seeing you all in person was fierce. The energy was unmatched. And I'm still laughing at the chaos during the traitor segment because I mean, it is the greatest show on tv. That's what I'm saying. And having everyone, having everyone been tied in our arguments in real time was everything I dreamed of and more.

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After being on different coats for so long, getting to be chaotic on stage together, it was really truly like the highlight of the night for me. And we got into it over a few things like we do, but we are family. Always come back together. And having a live audience there to witness it, it actually made it really special.

[B]

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[B]

It was five lies. I was like, five lies is crazy.

[A]

And mine was to call one out for every lie she tells. That's why I think I kept like, you don't do that. Mine was to call money out for lies no matter what. So, like, you'd be like, I'm tired, but I don't think you're tired.

[B]

What does it say, girl? Five lies is crazy. I was like, Girl, five in 50 minutes.

[A]

How many did you make it? How many did you do?

[B]

I did three, I think.

[A]

Three?

[B]

Yeah. The Tyra Banks schooling thing. Oh, yeah.

[A]

And Jay were vague, gooey. That's why you wouldn't put it on the screen. I was like, put it on the screen.

[B]

I can't help you out.

[A]

No, I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know yours. I was like, put it on the screen. I was like, why are you. Why you want to secret Google it? Well, I thought.

[B]

I thought yours was to be ridiculously nice. At the top of the podcast, you were like.

[A]

You were like, hi, Lynette. I was like, oh, well.

[E]

So the gag is Tyra Banks actually did get sued for Smythe.

[A]

Oh, I don't know.

[E]

She had a lease for one. A building in Sydney, in Australia somewhere. And then she changed where she went to open her shop and broke the lease. Like, and they're claiming that she was shady about it, so they are suing her.

[A]

But I was being nice because I'm nice. That had nothing to do with.

[B]

That is not your.

[A]

I am nice.

[B]

It is not of your nature to

[A]

be violent to start a pocket.

[B]

Be like, you're not. You're not that.

[A]

I rewind the tape. I said, I. And I reached out and I said, I love you and I want to, like, communicate.

[B]

Okay, you wasn't Z. That's Bob, at the beginning you were

[A]

like, but I just love you. Come here.

[B]

That is not your. Your normal thing.

[A]

What's up? I'm some fucking grumpy, frumpy mumpy. Yeah, just some dumpy, grumpy, bumpy.

[B]

But you are grumpy.

[A]

I am grumpy. I get it from. My mom was grumpy.

[B]

She was so grumpy. Whenever I beg your mom, she was not grumpy.

[A]

No, she's. She's kind of grumpy. Like, she was like, now I don't tell Monet, don't go back on Drag Race. You know, no more drag racing. She's kind of a grumpy lady. And I'm just. I'm just turning into my mom. I'm just becoming grumpy.

[B]

We become our parents.

[A]

I mean, are you becoming. Jackie, you better get. You mean to give you some scotch? Jackie is such an icon. She is such an icon.

[B]

I would never forgive her.

[A]

When she coming back to town.

[B]

She was trying to come back.

[A]

I miss her.

[B]

I will never forgive her for asking my sober friend to go and get her buy her liquor. That was insane to me.

[A]

I've gotten. Have I ever got.

[B]

You never got me a drink. You never. Yeah, you never bought me a drink. Nothing. No.

[A]

I must have given you a drink.

[B]

No. You don't have liquor at your home for your guests.

[A]

There's liquor in my home. I keep telling you this. Jacob has an 85 year old bottle of vodka that's sitting in our freezer that's never been touched.

[B]

Okay. You don't offer me a drink when I come to your house. You don't say, hey, wanna do you like. Would you like a drink with some vodka? So it's not yours. So you're not offering me anything.

[A]

You said you don't have it in your home. There is vodka in my home. Is it still in the fridge?

[E]

It's tequila.

[A]

Oh, it's tequila.

[B]

I don't drink tequila.

[A]

Yes, you do. Yes, you do. That's on your writer. What's the one on your writer? It's the.

[B]

Which I'll stop doing, by the way. I'll change it. But Casamigos.

[A]

Yeah, that's real niggerish tequila.

[B]

No, it's not. No, no, no. Niggerish tequila is Patron. Niggas love Patron.

[A]

Oh, really?

[B]

Yes. And niggas used to be.

[A]

No, no, that's true. When I used to work at every Tuesday. Baby, you can always upsell black folks on Patron.

[B]

Oh, absolutely.

[A]

And Grey Goose. Y' all want Grey Goose.

[B]

Girl, And I was saying. I don't know what y'.

[A]

All.

[B]

The bars in Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco, Mexico, they're scamming you. They are scamming. They're doing. I'm sorry. I mean, this was the old Ritz. They're doing some old Ritz behavior. The Ritz bar in New York City.

[A]

I thought you meant, like, Jacob Ritz. The Ritz. I was like, no, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[B]

I was in PV dejuan and I, we were a group of people, and, you know, everyone's, like, buying shots and stuff. One night. I am not. This is no exaggeration. I had approximately eight shots of tequila. I had about seven drinks.

[A]

And I.

[B]

When I tell you, I was not even. I was, like, kind of a little tipsy, but that amount of alcohol water down 1 million percent.

[A]

Did it taste like alcohol?

[B]

You know me. I'm not good at. I'm not.

[A]

We. Why have we never done the test? I'm telling you, I can smell it and be like, that's scotch. That's gin. That's whiskey. Blindfolded, just from smell.

[B]

Next episode, I will know what they are. We'll do an episode about it in here. I don't think it needs to be. Anything you can do, we can do it just here.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. But I. So I was like, there's no way. And, you know, they. Employees of the Ritz have come out that the Ritz used to do that. I don't know if they still do it. I don't know what the tea is. But back in the day when I was a working New York City girl, employees at the Ritz would say, oh, yeah, girl. We watered down drinks like we watered down the liquor.

[A]

That's crazy.

[B]

I mean, you get more bang for your buck.

[A]

Yeah. Cause you're stealing it 100%. That's like being like, yeah, you get more free stuff if you steal. Yeah, you're stealing. You're stealing. Speaking of stealing, I want to talk to you about plagiarism. That's a good dragon name, too. Plagia. Plagia.

[B]

No, it's not a dragon name. Plagia.

[A]

Plagia. Plagia. Play. No, you can't say Plasma is a great queen. Yes, yes, yes. She's not a Plasma.

[B]

Oh. Cause you think. What do you think? Plasma. You think more of a Dracula queen.

[A]

No. Yeah, she's, like, wearing, like, neons and, like, sharp colors and. And also morphine. Not a morphine.

[B]

Morphing me. What? Rebecca.

[A]

No, morphine's like, something. Yes. Celeste Dion.

[B]

Love.

[A]

That's what she is. She's a Celeste. That's a. Yeah, you. She's a. And. And Plasma is like, Susie. Plasma's like a James. Yeah, Caroline.

[B]

Caroline.

[A]

Like, she said she would take a name and then take the last name of a Broadway star. Like, she'd be like, I'm Janice lupone.

[B]

Right, Yeah, I can see that.

[A]

But she is a really good queen. I'll tell you right now, every time I've hung out with Plasma, she is. I think if we were the same age, she would have been one of the queens I ran with.

[B]

Can I tell y', all, I was having this conversation. Let's. With Jay. I was like, jay, Plasma. I generally think she's hilarious.

[A]

She's so funny.

[B]

And he was like, no, you're, like, talented. You're bugging.

[A]

And she's fun to be around.

[C]

I agree.

[B]

I genuinely enjoy Plasma. She did a Monet Talks episode in New York City, and she. I had. I could talk to her forever.

[A]

We were on the cruise together, the drag cruise, where I bullied all the guests, and she was having. We were having fun. Well, we didn't. We didn't. No, we didn't. I was gonna say we hung out on the. At the one we docked, but that's not true.

[B]

I didn't hang out. I went.

[A]

Bought some key lime pie in Key West.

[B]

Key lime pie.

[A]

Is this a bit.

[B]

No, I hate key lime pie.

[A]

Everyone likes key lime pie.

[B]

I don't like lime and lemon flavor.

[A]

Can you like key lime pie? Damn.

[B]

This edition.

[A]

Damn. That's crazy.

[B]

Yeah, I don't like lime. I don't like lime and lemon like dirt. So I don't like desserts.

[A]

Yeah, I don't need dirt either.

[B]

I don't like lemon bars. I don't like key lime pie. Like, the lemon lime of it all is.

[A]

That's gaggy. But we did. We hung out. Like, we just hung out. She was fun. She's really bad at cambio. Like, bad.

[B]

Cause I think Plasma.

[A]

She's horrible.

[B]

I think her brain is going too fast.

[A]

Yeah, she's horrible.

[B]

Like, bad, bad, horrible. Okay, so you played Combio on a boat.

[A]

Only with plasma, though. No one else. I gotta be honest. Like, the older queens, like, my age and older were just, like, too old

[B]

and didn't want to do something new.

[A]

And the younger queens were too lit. They were lit.

[B]

I mean, boats and cruises are so fun.

[A]

Like, I tried to. And I tried to get what's her name to play Combia. With. With us. She's such a trinity.

[E]

Mirage.

[A]

Mirage. And Mirage was like, she was. She was going to. I think Plaza might have been a little too drunk to play, too, maybe when she was back, because she was so drunk.

[B]

Gory King girl. We tried to play comedy with Corey King. Corey King, she. After doing Kelly Mansa. So Cory King, they were drinking wine over there. They were drinking wine. Corey was. Was.

[A]

You have to go when you get the car. I joke that Monet has big, big man hands looking like frying pans, but Cory King is a big man. Like, she got her big giant catcher's mitts, Christmas hams on the end of her wrist, just crumpling up the car.

[B]

Instead of just picking up the car, Courtney would grab them, crush them in her hand, then try to uncrumple and open it and be like.

[A]

But she was also like. She was like, wet mouth, drunk. There's a thing where you're drunk and your mouth is just a little wet. She was. She. She was there.

[B]

I didn't really notice all that.

[A]

And I was like, oh, this bitch. I remember being like, oh, this bitch is turned. And then Monet was pouring her drinks. What?

[B]

She wasn't driving home. Who cares?

[A]

She did drive.

[B]

She got in an Uber. She didn't drive. I wouldn't say she did not get in a drive.

[A]

Cory King did not drunk drive. But no, I was like, okay, in Mo's defense, first of all, we have never drank in the studio. There has never been time. We were like, let's all turn up.

[B]

Jacob says, that's not true. The last Texas test is, remember?

[A]

That's why we drank in the studio.

[E]

We were drinking for. Weren't we drinking for Blood in the Clock Tower?

[A]

Oh, no. Mikey bought some.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

When you do more game night lives, you need to have alcohol.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Just wanted. And also, why are you gonna invite me to the next one?

[A]

There hasn't been one since the last one you get. Well, you got invited to the next one, but you were busy.

[B]

Oh, yeah, I was in New York.

[A]

But you got invited to the one before that.

[B]

What was the next one that I want to be invited to?

[A]

I don't know if we're gonna have one. We'll probably do one.

[B]

Do one before the New Year's.

[A]

I would love to.

[E]

I have an idea for one.

[A]

But we were. It was like. That was like. That was like an event. There were like three or four of us here, and Monet's like, let's turn up. I was like, what the fuck is like Monet. And Monet was like, we're getting vodka, honey. Monet had her little Monet exchange serve vodka. She's like, here's some. And I was like. I remember being like, this is not what has. This is not what's ever happened in here. This is not an afters. This is not the club. This is my workspace. And we was like, hey, where the cup said, you know, if you start passing out little cups when they tip topping people off, they left all their cups here. It looked like. I fucking. Like when you've been in college and you wake up and your dorm's a mess. That's what it was like in here when y' all left.

[B]

Okay. You would be wild.

[A]

It was a while. It was like that. You didn't clean up. Taylor was there.

[B]

It was fun. I made the space fun.

[A]

It's already fun.

[B]

I was trying to. I was doing the space for the. I was meeting Cory at Her Vibe to make sure she kept on.

[A]

Yeah, you met her and pushed her further. So you about to say something? I forget. Okay, wait.

[B]

Plagiarism. What do you want to talk about? Plagiarism? Look at you reading it now.

[A]

Now I was doing you. I mean, I saw the Keke Farm

[B]

episode about Beyonce and your look. Is that what you're referencing?

[A]

No. I mean, it's on the docket, but it's not what we're referencing. I mean. So let's talk about in school. So first of all, I never. Plagiarizing was a lot harder back then than it is now. Yeah, and Wikipedia was a lot less reliable. Wikipedia is actually much more. It's actually a more reliable source now.

[B]

But can you use it? You can cite Wikipedia on.

[A]

I don't know. I haven't been in College in 16 years. No longer. Jesus. I was like 20.

[B]

I would assume you still probably can't. I mean, we have not been to school.

[A]

Well, when you go to Wikipedia, Wikipedia has. So you can go to that source. So Wikipedia can be a source, where you can find a source.

[E]

Right.

[A]

And it'll take you to Nat Geo, it'll take you to Britannica. It'll take you to wherever.

[B]

Well, now, with ChatGPT, like, if you use ChatGPT responsibly, like, you like researching where the flip flops come, like chat GPT, can you give me. Instead of saying, write this paper. Can you give me 10 sources about where flip flops came from so you can go look at those sources?

[A]

Where do you think flows came from? I'm gonna say China. China.

[B]

I'm going to say somewhere warm. Australia.

[A]

And the survey says flip flops come from the great nation of.

[E]

There's not, like, one specific one. Like, if we're thinking about sandals, like, the oldest mention of sandals. The modern flip flops are from Japan.

[A]

Japan.

[B]

Yeah. That makes sense.

[E]

They were a type of shoe that soldiers during World War II brought home with them.

[A]

My mom used to call us flip flops. Thongs. I thought it was so weird. She said she was called. She was called them thongs.

[B]

Oh, no. I've heard thong flip flops.

[A]

Yeah. She's like. She's like, well, you're gonna grab these thongs. I'm like, thongs? Yeah. I'm like, mom, what the hell are you talking about?

[B]

And I never. I never. I never plagiarized in school because I was always so afraid of being caught and found out that I'm like. Because it would be like an automatic. Like, you're done. Like, you're zero on the paper. You fail.

[A]

Yeah. I also didn't have that many. I wasn't in any creative writing classes.

[B]

So you don't have to do essays for, like, English or, like, humanities.

[A]

Nothing. No, it was like, I would do, like, researches, but not, like, creative. It wasn't. I don't remember writing anything that that would be. I remember thinking, like, if I'm just taking someone's paper to be harder to do that, then it would be just write my own paper. Especially writing. Take someone's paper, then going through it and rewriting it seems harder than just writing on paper. And I never had to write anything that was more than, like, 10 pages. I never. I've never had to write an essay that was more than 10 pages.

[B]

We had to do it every year. We had to do a 12 page. At least 12 pages. Your public policy to. At the end of your humanities year.

[A]

Interesting. Yeah, but I mean, so my name was referencing. I did Kiki Palmer's podcast. Baby is Kiki Palmer. You can catch it over on her YouTube page. And. And I mentioned that I believe that Beyonce's creative team was inspired by me. And the comments were like, we believe you. Go to the comments, Jacob. The comments were like, yeah, I fully see it. You're the only one who's like, no. You were like, no, Beyonce could never be inspired by you. The comments were like, yeah, girl. That's literally.

[B]

I did not say Beyonce can never be inspired. You always. You tick Swiss. My ad not say, Beyonce can never be inspired by you.

[A]

What'd you say?

[B]

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[B]

I had to look at it again. I was listening to it. I didn't watch it. I remember it's a picture. It's one of your houndstooth thing. I don't remember what you're doing.

[A]

Yeah, it's a houndstooth picture. I'll show you. So this is the picture right here. You don't. You don't see any. My mind was taken in 2020. Jacob to that point. That's a cowboy, Carter. So it's 2024 or 2023. When will they come out?

[B]

This is similarities for sure.

[A]

Being. Answer the question though.

[B]

What?

[A]

Do you think that someone on Beyonce's creative team saw this picture of me and it was on the mood board for that picture. The patterns are similar, the poses are similar, the hat is similar, the face, Keeney is similar. This is essentially the same photo.

[B]

Besides the audience, I'm asking you, bitch,

[A]

why you afraid to answer?

[B]

I'm afraid of being honest.

[A]

Gonna whoop that ass.

[B]

No, I said that you're afraid to

[A]

go to Houston, get whooped. I was just in Houston and loved honey.

[B]

Allegedly.

[A]

Answer the question.

[B]

What's the question if you want to move before it.

[A]

Do you think I was the inspiration? You know what I'm asking?

[B]

No.

[A]

Do you think I was the inspiration for that picture?

[B]

No.

[A]

Based on what? Based on what? Based on the fact that mine came out five years before hers. It's the same pose. The fabric's very similar. She's wearing a face kini. She's wearing a hat, and her hands are.

[B]

It's not the same pose. You're doing this like this. She's doing guns.

[A]

Denial is a river in Egypt. Your husband is gay.

[B]

I want to go see Doshi live. I've seen her once live. I saw when she opened up for a dosha cat, which was incredible. When I was at crypto arena at the crypto of Kia Forum. I don't remember. I think it was crypto.

[A]

Apparently the crypto is like, the most expensive arena in America. Apparently, something like that.

[B]

Can you see, like, to build?

[A]

Yeah, I think. Can you Google j. Can you google it so we can see what you google?

[B]

It's changed, like, 19 times.

[A]

Well, I'm sure each time a new one gets built. I mean, obviously, Mas Square Garden cost $3 to build because it was built in the year one.

[B]

No, I'm saying, like, it's a thing here. Like, it was like the Staples center, then it was at this center, then it was a crypto arena. Like, I don't. Like. Like Madison Square Garden doesn't change the name often. The crypto arena has been. Or whatever that arena was, has been through, like, Ford.

[A]

Yeah, it used to be something else, didn't it?

[B]

It was a staple.

[A]

So that's a Stadium, though. SoFi Stadium. Isn't crypto a stadium?

[B]

No, it's an arena. Crypto's an arena.

[A]

So what's the difference between arena and a stadium?

[B]

The amount of seats. I think an arena is like, max is out like 20, 000 seats, and a stadium is like 70.

[A]

And I think it's outdoorness. I think. Think stadiums are outdoors and arenas are indoors. So Massacre Gardens is an arena, and

[B]

Barclays is also an arena.

[A]

Barclays because it's indoors. I. I think once you open it up, then it becomes a stadium.

[B]

I think it's seating because, example, Hollywood bowl was outside. But it's. It's. It's. It's not. It's not called Hollywood Stadium.

[A]

The difference between an arena and a stadium. An arena is a large, enclosed venue designed for enclosed. Okay. For events like sports, concerts and other performance. A stadium is a large, open venue designed for Outdoor sports. Oh, my God, the way I'm eating this episode. This is great. Arena generally used for indoor events. Stadium mainly used for outdoor arena. Enclosed stadium, open air. Jesus Christ.

[B]

Are you. Oh, literally have smallest.

[A]

The last one.

[B]

You gotta eat all your food, right?

[A]

No, but you're acting like the. You gotta eat all your food.

[B]

The last one says arena generally have smaller seating capacities and stadiums have larger seating capacities.

[A]

So read all of it. But generally, because the reason what I'm saying is, like, for example, high schools have stadiums. Do they? Yes. High schools have stadiums. Yes, for sure.

[B]

Not in New York City. That's a very foreign thing.

[A]

What do you think we play football in the gym? In the basketball court.

[B]

But I've never heard we're going to the stadium at the highest.

[A]

Like that.

[B]

That blows my mind to hear that. The stadium at the high school.

[A]

Yeah, we have stadiums like you refer

[B]

to where they play football at the stadium.

[A]

Where else would you play? If you're not playing football at the stadium, where are you playing football? Like, where else?

[B]

High school stadium.

[A]

High schools have money because you would

[B]

say just a football field.

[A]

I don't know. I've never heard of a football field in the stadium. That.

[B]

That is crazy to me to think about.

[A]

The football field is just the field. That's just the field. Everyone's sitting where the.

[B]

Where the.

[A]

The concessions are. And then.

[B]

No, I'm hearing what you're saying. I've just never heard that terminology. Like, Kane, when you guys would do a football in. Would you call them stadiums?

[A]

Right.

[B]

Like, that's crazy to me. When I think of stadium, I feel. I feel of large. I think of something really big.

[A]

So there are arenas that are larger than some stadiums.

[B]

Like what.

[A]

Like a high school stadium is. Can probably fit inside of Madison Square Garden. It doesn't see as many people.

[B]

I don't. I've just never heard of high school stadium before. Jacob, have you?

[A]

Yeah. Where do you play football? I just.

[B]

I would just.

[A]

I play soccer.

[E]

Oh, I mean, you would do that outside. I thought you meant for, like, basketball.

[B]

No, no, basketball for high school specifically. I've never referred to that high school football thing as a stadium.

[E]

My high school had like, an indoor track, which was pretty large. Yeah. For like, track meets.

[B]

I'm not saying you're wrong. I've never heard someone refer to a high school place where. Where high school was a playing football.

[A]

And the college places have stadiums too.

[B]

Well, that I know because.

[A]

Well, I mean. But some of them. Some of them are small. Some of them are pretty Small. Not all college state. Everyone's not going to uga, LSU and. And. And where's that?

[B]

Louisiana State.

[A]

Yeah, Everyone ain't going to, you know, Alabama State and Auburn and Kennesaw and. And Buckatoo and.

[B]

All right, we get it. You know you're fucking Southern. Please act like you went to any of these fucking meetings.

[A]

I don't know where Kennesaw is.

[B]

I don't. But we know you do.

[A]

You said something. You have no clue where Kennesaw is.

[B]

I said. I did not say I know. I said, we know that you know these.

[A]

But you said something about Southern. You said, you know, you're Southern.

[B]

Is Kennesaw in the South?

[A]

Absolutely. But you didn't know that. But you didn't know that.

[B]

Okay, using critical thinking and deductive reasoning, I understood where. What you're talking about.

[A]

But you guess. You don't know where Kennesaw is. Do you know what state Kennesaw's in?

[B]

If I had to guess where Kennesaw. It sounds like. Like it's something. It's like an indigenous name, I would imagine.

[A]

I think I. I reconcile.

[B]

I'm going to say Kennesaw is in Alabama.

[A]

It was in Georgia.

[B]

Georgia. Kennesaw, Alabama.

[A]

Kennesaw. They were. They used to be our rivals at CSU.

[B]

Got it.

[A]

But then they went d1 and Yahweh.

[B]

What? D4.

[A]

D5. No, I'm kidding. No, I mean, we were d2. I don't think there is a d4.

[B]

Is there a d4? I don't think there is a D4. I have no idea.

[A]

I don't know. I just know that we were not d. We like. We were like, our rivals are Kennesaw, y'. All. And then Kennesaw was like, girl, we do not. We do not think about y'.

[B]

All.

[A]

Like, I just found out about the Houston. Dallas rivalry.

[B]

The cities, like, for sports teams.

[A]

So people know just the cities. It's like. It's like. It's like New Jersey, New York City. Like, people in Houston do not like people from Dallas.

[B]

Why?

[A]

They think that people in Dallas think they're better than everybody. They think that people in Dallas are bougie and they're phony in their face. And people in Dallas, from what I understand, people in Dallas are like, we don't even think about Houston.

[B]

Got it?

[A]

They're like, we do not see Houston.

[B]

They don't see Cola, and they're all

[A]

a little jelly of Austin.

[B]

Austin.

[A]

Everyone loves Austin.

[B]

Austin is that.

[A]

Girl. The famous joke is, someone says, I'm from Texas, I'm from Dallas. And someone goes, oh, my God, I love Austin.

[B]

And of course, San Antonio is legendary.

[A]

The number one city in number one city. Monet and I would like to take this moment, talk about how much we love San Antonio, Texas.

[B]

Yeah. What a great place.

[A]

The boardwalk, the people, the grass, the food. I will say, when you go to Atlanta, people are always gagged at how Green trees.

[B]

Yeah, People.

[A]

Like, there are trees in the city. Like, a lot of trees in the city. And not just in, like, a park. They're everywhere.

[B]

Yeah, it's very green people gag. Yeah. What confuses me is the whole Midtown, downtown of how Atlanta is. Like, downtown is above Midtown.

[C]

Right.

[B]

It's like. It's like there's something weird there. I remember I was there. I was like, I don't think that's true. I was like, I'm going to Midtown. Or maybe, maybe. No, I was calling it Uptown.

[A]

There's no uptown.

[B]

Right. But I was like, if I'm downtown, I'm going uptown.

[A]

No, there's no. There's no uptown. There's no up. There's nothing you would call uptown in Atlanta.

[B]

Go back to that map you were.

[A]

That's at.

[B]

Yeah, okay.

[A]

There's no uptown in Atlanta and was.

[B]

So there's just Midtown and downtown. Why is it no uptown?

[A]

You're just back in the suburbs. Because uptown is like. You're just back in the suburbs. You're so you're. Now you're in PE City City. You're just back in the subs.

[B]

Got it.

[A]

So the suburbs surround Atlanta. They're not just in one direction.

[C]

Like, all.

[A]

Everything around Atlanta. The whole place is just completely surrounded by suburbs.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Like massive. Massive suburbs.

[B]

Suburbs.

[A]

And I will say the. The north suburbs are vi. The north suburbs are very fancy. Peachtree City is like. Like, Ridge is from Peaches. You ever met Ridge? You never met Rich?

[B]

So. So, yeah, once I was training with my old trainer, and he popped in. I didn't know it was Ridge, but then I found the latest.

[A]

So Ridge is from Peachtree City. Got it. Don't he look like from Peach City?

[B]

He's hot.

[A]

He's very attractive. This is Ridge. Ridge is a trainer. If you're in the LA area, he's a fantastic trainer.

[B]

Naomi swears by him. You also swear by him.

[A]

He's amazing. He'll. He'll whip you into shape. Yeah, but he is. He's very fancy. He's very much Peachtree City. I am from the exact opposite side

[B]

of the map of him got it from Clayton county. Has a queen of a stolen. Where my jokes.

[A]

I do this podcast with the queen. She does a lot of my jokes. I do. Are you sick?

[B]

No, I'm allergic to something in here. Something is making my allergies act up.

[A]

Is it a cologne?

[B]

No, I think it's your bullshit. I think. I'm not sure, though.

[A]

Can't wait till you laugh. Don't be thumbs up in this. We're done. We're no longer on the same Accord Kane. But yeah, I mean, no, I mean, you have taken some of my jokes. It's not a big deal.

[B]

I mean, which one?

[A]

I mean, I can't really think off the top of my head. I'm struck with the case of the most, but I can't think off the top of my head. But you have told my jokes before, and you also sometimes just straight up go, like Bob says, and then just straight up tell my joke.

[B]

That's not true. No, if I'd done that, I would, like, on stage. I'll say, if I'm posting a thing, I would like. Yeah, well, I would reference bob says this thing. Or I would say, mateo says this thing. I'm not, like, telling a joke. Like, this is my joke. Yuck, yuck, yuck. I would reference a person that is the joke. You've also done it before. I've heard Nick say that before.

[A]

Like, when I don't tell people jokes. I don't know.

[B]

You have, though.

[A]

Like Monet says.

[B]

No, like, you absolutely have. Again, I can't remember that right now, but you absolutely have done that before. You're not trying to pass it off as your joke. You, like, reference a person saying the joke, like you said about a Jackie B. Joke. I can't remember what it was. It's a Jackie B. Joke. You would say, and you would reference that Jackie said the joke. I'm like, yeah, that's, like, not crazy.

[A]

I've told that story, but I haven't done it on stage. I've told that story that I've told a joke that can be told, but, like, not on stage.

[B]

No, I've been on stage. I've been at a bar with you, and I've heard you reference. I've heard you reference the queen or the person. Okay, anyways.

[A]

I mean, but also, there are a lot of my jokes that have just made it into the New York City, like, canon. And then I would tell a queen that was my joke, and she's like, no, that's just an old New York City Joke. I'm like, no, girl, that's my joke.

[B]

Like what?

[A]

That has become a New York City joke.

[B]

Tell us.

[A]

Like, for example, the. My verbatim lyrics to Big Spender are now a part of the New York City canon.

[B]

Which is what?

[A]

The minute you walked in the joint, I could tell you were a man with a wallet. A real big tipper. So fork it over. Give me the cash. Something about, don't make me have to whoop that ass.

[B]

So you don't remember it.

[A]

I mean, I haven't done it.

[B]

If you see something. Oh, if you see something, is that you?

[A]

That's me. If you see something, tip something. That is me. I made that up. No one said that before me.

[B]

Do you have the ocular proof?

[A]

You know, you.

[B]

The other auditory proof.

[A]

No, the burden of proof is a good point. But you. But it's hard to prove. I can prove something did happen. You can't prove something didn't happen.

[B]

It's all coming back to me. What? Performing that number.

[A]

My performance of. It's all coming back to me. Drag queens are just doing it. All the moves. Where the baby. It's all over the Internet. They're all doing it, like, every move. The baby, the kicking, the baby.

[B]

Do you want to name some of these queens that are doing it? I don't know.

[A]

They're all baby queens. I don't even know them. I don't. I don't even. I don't even know them all. But girls are just doing my straight. My. Because the. The video went viral. You won't find it online. I don't know if they kicked the baby online, but they are just doing my straight up performance. Like, just literally doing my moves. Doing the. Doing the. Hearing the people seeing in the background. I was like, damn, that is. That's my number. That's gaggy. I've seen them take Honey Davenport's bit. Which one? This is my friend Philip D. Bucket. She have a tip. Bucket. His name is Sue.

[B]

See, that's this. That's Keja Carr's joke.

[A]

I think it's Honey.

[B]

I think it's Kesha Carr's.

[A]

I'm gonna call Honey. Cause I think it's Honey Davenport's joke.

[B]

I think it's Kesha Carr.

[A]

Tell Honey she's on the pod.

[B]

Honey D. Oh, Honey Dabble.

[A]

I think Honeymoon. Your mother. Your fucking mother. You are such a disrespectful, Such a nasty woman. Give your mother some motherfucking respect.

[B]

Hi, sister.

[A]

Hey, honey, you're on the pod with me. And Mo.

[B]

Hi, Mom. Oh, what's good?

[A]

So we're talking about how sometimes drag queens in New York City, like, take jokes from other people. And I was saying that I believe you came up with a joke. Philip D. Buckingham Bucket. Yes, that's. That's your. So queens in New York City are still saying, this is my friend Philip. Philip D. Bucket. But I'm like, no, that is Honey Davenport's joke.

[B]

Well, it was, but I. I mean, listen, somebody else could have had the same idea, but I definitely didn't hear anybody else say it before I started using it in, like, circa 2007.

[A]

Yeah, I remember you said it at New World Stages at the. The. Not the. What used to call it. Not the green. What they call it. They called it World New. No, the. The. The room.

[B]

The room.

[A]

What was that?

[B]

The room. Oh, what was that called?

[A]

It's not the.

[B]

It's the Green Room now, but it was called something else then.

[A]

Yeah, I can't remember. Anyway, all right, that's. I just want to clear it up. Love you so much.

[B]

I love you, too. Bye.

[A]

Bye. But, yeah, I don't.

[B]

I thought. I thought it was a Kakar joke because.

[A]

Probably because Kakar heard someone else said. And then it's just like, so you

[B]

saying KAR is a thief.

[A]

I think that Kar. I. I like, for example, a joke that I have heard Tina Burner do that allegedly Tina Burner heard Jackie beat do that allegedly Jackie beat her. Candace Kane do is when you yell, hit it. So you'll be like, yeah, this next number is about this.

[B]

I thought that was a Tina Turner joke.

[A]

Tina Burner. Yeah. Tina Burner always be like, now it's on broadband. So. So. So this. So I saw Tina Burner. She would get ready to this. She would. She. She prep her number, and then she would go, hit it.

[B]

Right?

[A]

And then apparently that. Then. But then she told me she saw Jackie B. Do it, and allegedly Jackie Beat saw Candace Kane do it and can. But you can find clips of Jackie Beat and Candace Kane, like, yelling and hit it in that voice. And now it's just New York City drag queen joke. New York City drag bit.

[B]

You know what I mean? Got it.

[A]

So, I mean, JK was trying to find.

[B]

Is this. I mean.

[A]

Yeah, so, yeah, so I. I've definitely had things that. That were, like, my bits. I. I've had queens recreate my mixes. Like. Like, I've had queens reach out to me, be like, can you send me the mix? And I was like, no, I don't send my Mixes out. She goes, then send me all the clips and I'll make it myself. And I was like, no.

[B]

I had one person reach out about 2 of my fight number. Someone. Someone. Someone's one wanted my fight number. And I. They were like, can you. I can't find.

[A]

There's.

[B]

I mean, all the Nina Leaks clips are out there. I don't know what they couldn't find. I don't remember. I had to go like, I can't remember who it was. I was like, girl, just. If you want to recreate what.

[A]

That was crazy.

[B]

What? What's crazy?

[A]

But you have three. Three phalanges in your fucking ear.

[B]

No. What was it? Not three flanges. No, I know what he think it was digits. He was three digits.

[A]

You probably could for three diggers. You didn't think I did. Not getting.

[B]

I'm getting a normal amount of finger in my ear.

[A]

You have a deep ear. We've discussed it. You have a very deep ear.

[B]

And don't forget a deep pussy. Deep pussy. Deep ass pussy. I got a dap, baby.

[A]

I don't. Can we.

[B]

I do have a dap.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah. So I don't know what part of the thing was in the line she couldn't find. I'm like, honestly, if you want to recreate the number, why did you send it?

[A]

Because I'm like, I'm not going to

[B]

send it to you. But do. If you want to make my exact number, do the research and get it made.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, just make it like.

[B]

I also don't even do mixes like that anymore. So, I mean, this was five years ago. I was still kind of. I still do them here and there. Like, if. If we end up doing that thing you asked me about yesterday, like, I'll probably maybe do that number.

[A]

I also heard someone online doing my parody of all that jazz, like the verbatim. But also, at the time when I wrote it, a bigger queen stole it from me.

[B]

Who?

[A]

Hedalettis. So I. Hedda Lettuce wrote a lot of parodies. She was a big queen. I used to kind of. Kind of be her assistant a little bit back in the day. I was just mesmerized. Like, oh, my God. I've heard the name Hedda Lettuce. You were on Sex in the City. Allegedly. I didn't watch it, but you were on Sex in the City. And I just want to follow you around and do stuff. I want to learn the art of drag. I was, like, interning for her, basically. And then I was like, I wrote a parody. Here's my parody. And I sang it for her. And then she was like, oh, I'll give you $50 for that parody. And I was like, no, it's like, it's the only parody. It's my first parody I've ever written. Like, I don't want to give it up. And then she was like, okay, did it anyway.

[B]

Like, how does she know it? Like, she.

[A]

I. I sang it for her.

[B]

I said, so she just remembered it all in that one moment. That clever.

[A]

I mean, come on, babe, why don't you paint my face da da d with all that jizz? Don't be neat, get it all over the place I want that jizz T. Get tight and please don't let it loose I want you something, something want your baby juice and something Got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But did my. Did my parody.

[B]

That is crazy.

[A]

And now it's on the Internet, and now other folks are doing all that jizz. I mean, I don't do. I mean, I did write some banger parodies during lockdown.

[B]

Did you have what?

[A]

Oh, my God. I wrote some bangers.

[B]

Why don't you do them?

[A]

You know, girl, it was. It was the. The.

[E]

The podcast before I'm depressed to be our guest.

[A]

It was so good. It was called KOBE the musical COVID 19.

[B]

I remember this. I remember you. And you were like, oh, my God. It's when Bob gets on his ideas. And then I remember you calling me one day. We talked on the phone.

[A]

You said, wolf Windsor's gonna make you sneeze. Shep Takaka's gonna hurt your throat. Well, buddy, you are fucked. Cause I'm the worst and there ain't no antidote. I got contagion in my corner now so you better not cough, you better not touch her eyes. You gonna cough and shake, don't wash your hands. And I' like a big surprise. Don't you wanna go outside? There's just so much to see. It's just a little hug so spread that bug. You ain't never seen a strain like me. Ha ha ha.

[B]

Yeah. And you call me. You were like, is that a banger?

[A]

Oh, I mean, so you were like.

[B]

You like, wanna. If I do this musical, would you. Would you wanna beat it? I was like, sure, girl.

[A]

Are we gonna do it with puppets? I wrote I'm depressed instead I wrote I'm depressed, I'm depressed now I'm not feeling my best. I haven't left my house in a week. Sherry. I barely gotten dressed. Take deep Breath, answer phone calls from my mom, can't reach my healthcare provider and I'm out of sanitizer. No more gloves, no more masks. We don't stand a fucking chance. And I think that there's a tightness in my chest and I am telling you I got a fever too. I'm depressed. I'm depressed. I'm depressed. These are so great. I wrote under the Sea, last one. So it was called COVID 19.

[B]

Under COVID 19, can you say this one?

[A]

They say it was right there. They say the sidewalk is always brighter. Read it for me.

[B]

The sidewalk is always brighter. When you're under quarantine, your friends want to go out dancing. But they don't do that, Miss Thing.

[A]

Look at the things.

[B]

I don't know how the melody goes from there on.

[A]

But don't you do that Miss thing. Just look at the things around you. Right here at your own bedside. Such wonderful things around you. So you need to stay Inside and why? COVID19. COVID19 Ms. Thing reconsidered. Please don't get sick. Take it from me. Out on the street they all are sick. Don't go out there, you fucking dick. From floor to ceiling. In here we healing. COVID 19.

[B]

Why didn't you perform it?

[A]

Well, I had this idea to do a puppet show like I was going to do. I was going to send the songs out to everyone, right? And then they would record the songs, right? And then I would lip sync to them with puppets. So it was going to be like I was going to send to all my friends who sing and act and do all the silly stuff. And then I was going to. Me and Jacob were going to build a puppet theater in the the home with all of the stuff we had laying around and do it with like sock puppets. But then I think that was before the death toll was crazy. And I was like, this is a little. But now we're far enough removed from it that it might actually be kind of cunt again.

[B]

Let me just do it. Well, I'll be down to be a part of it. I'll let you do it.

[A]

I think that the moment has passed to do COVID 19 the musical.

[B]

Yeah, true, true. Or maybe enough time has passed. It'll be roll up in the game

[A]

if you did it on the 10 year anniversary of lockdown, which I believe was February. March.

[B]

March 14th. 2020.

[A]

March 14th of 2030.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I will release the COVID 19 musical. Never before seen. Two times I've sang it on this podcast.

[B]

A new strain, a new strain.

[E]

All right, y'.

[B]

All. Well, we'll see y' all on March 14, 2020.

[A]

Bye, everyone.

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