The One Where We Become Casting Directors

Summary

Podcast Title: Sibling Rivalry
Episode Title: The One Where We Become Casting Directors
Release Date: June 23, 2025
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen

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Episode Overview

In this uproarious episode of Sibling Rivalry, Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen step into the unconventional roles of casting directors. With their signature comedic flair and infectious chemistry, they dive into the whimsical world of movie casting, reimagining iconic characters and debating the merits of various actors. Their lively banter not only entertains but also offers unexpected insights into the casting process, all while showcasing their playful sibling-like rivalry.

Obsession with the Skarsgård Family

[01:19 - 05:35]

The episode kicks off with Monét and Bob’s mutual fascination with the Skarsgård family. They humorously dissect the talents and notoriety of each Skarsgård brother, leading to a spirited debate about who stands out the most in Hollywood.

• Monét: "I'm just a dumb bitch. They don't know nothing."
  [01:47]

• Bob: "You are constantly stealing ideas from me."
  [01:51]

Their playful accusations of idea theft set the tone for a candid and entertaining discussion about the brothers' roles in various films like True Blood, Big Little Lies, and The Northman. They compare the heights and acting prowess of Alexander, Bill, and Gustav Skarsgård, blending factual information with humorous exaggerations.

Transition to Casting Director Role

[05:36 - 12:10]

Shifting gears, Bob expresses frustration over Monét’s persistent focus on the Skarsgårds, emphasizing the episode’s primary goal: their venture into casting direction.

• Bob: "Glenda doesn't really sing anything. You think about Wicked, Monet."
  [64:06]

The hosts navigate through interruptions and side conversations, highlighting their dynamic chemistry and commitment to staying on topic amidst distractions.

Casting Specific Roles

[12:11 - 57:03]

A. Casting Pennywise from It

Bob and Monét brainstorm potential actors to portray the menacing clown Pennywise, debating unconventional choices like Jack Black and expressing admiration for Bill Skarsgård's performance.

• Bob: "I would keep Zendaya in it for sure."
  [39:40]

Monét counters by suggesting that other actors might bring a fresh twist to the character, showcasing their creative and often humorous casting preferences.

B. Reimagining Charlie's Angels

Monét proposes a diverse and empowered trio consisting of Issa Rae, Zendaya, and Mikaela J. while Bob scrutinizes the feasibility of their action abilities.

• Monét: "I want Issa Rae, Zendaya, and Michaela J."
  [39:14]

• Bob: "Does Issa Rae do fight scenes?"
  [39:31]

Their dialogue underscores the balance between star power and role suitability, leading to lighthearted disagreements and consensus on maintaining Zendaya’s presence in the ensemble.

C. Recasting The Wizard of Oz

Venturing into classic cinema, Bob humorously assigns modern celebrities to the timeless characters of Dorothy, the Tin Man, the Lion, and the Scarecrow.

• Bob: "The Wicked went to the west is Leane Dion. Dorothy."
  [63:10]

• Monét: "I love that you cast unknowns in a lot of your movies. That's good."
  [68:22]

Their imaginative selections, including Vince Vaughn as the Wizard and Lakeith Stanfield as the Tin Man, blend celebrity personas with character traits, resulting in a playful and inventive casting list.

D. Reinventing Wednesday

Monét and Bob tackle the adaptation of the beloved character Wednesday, suggesting actors like Amandla Stenberg and Marsai Martin to bring fresh energy to the role.

• Monét: "I have two... Amandla Stenberg and Marsai Martin."
  [56:59]

They discuss the importance of age-appropriate casting and character alignment, ensuring that their choices resonate with the audience while maintaining the essence of the original characters.

E. Additional Casting Choices

The hosts extend their casting director roles to other characters, including unorthodox suggestions for roles like Uncle Fester and Beatrix Kiddo from Kill Bill. Their choices reflect a blend of popular figures and unexpected picks, adding layers of humor and surprise to their process.

• Bob: "I'm going to cast Wiz Khalifa as Lurch."
  [54:36]

• Monét: "I could hear him being Charlie for sure."
  [46:13]

These segments highlight their ability to merge pop culture with classic roles, creating a unique and entertaining casting blueprint.

Supporting Unknown Talent

[57:04 - 67:00]

Monét introduces Plastique, a rising drag queen who showcases an extravagant look, prompting Bob to marvel at her transformation and editing prowess.

• Monét: "Plastique is putting on a giant set of jugs."
  [48:37]

Their discussion emphasizes the importance of supporting lesser-known artists in the drag community, celebrating creativity and individuality.

Humorous Banter and Dynamic Chemistry

Throughout the episode, Monét and Bob's interactions are peppered with witty comebacks, teasing remarks, and genuine admiration, reflecting their "sibling" rivalry and deep friendship.

• Bob: "Eternity, I support you. And I'm a big fan. And you are my Dorothy."
  [69:25]

• Monét: "I'm so happy she's here. Nice to meet you, babe."
  [69:30]

Their camaraderie not only entertains but also underscores the show's core appeal: a blend of humor, heartfelt moments, and engaging dialogue.

Conclusion

The One Where We Become Casting Directors is a testament to Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen's comedic genius and seamless collaboration. By reimagining beloved characters and engaging in lively debates, they offer listeners a delightful mix of humor, creativity, and insightful commentary on the art of casting. Whether you're a fan of drag, movies, or just great comedy, this episode promises to leave you entertained and inspired.

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Notable Quotes:

• Monét: "I'm just a dumb bitch. They don't know nothing."
  [01:47]

• Bob: "You are constantly stealing ideas from me."
  [01:51]

• Bob: "Does Issa Rae do fight scenes?"
  [39:31]

• Monét: "I want Issa Rae, Zendaya, and Michaela J."
  [39:14]

• Bob: "I'm going to cast Wiz Khalifa as Lurch."
  [54:36]

• Bob: "Eternity, I support you. And I'm a big fan. And you are my Dorothy."
  [69:25]

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This comprehensive summary captures the essence of the episode, highlighting key discussions, memorable quotes, and the dynamic interplay between Monét and Bob. Whether you're skipping the episode or revisiting it, this overview provides a clear and engaging snapshot of their latest comedic adventure.

Transcript

[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Jacob]

It's totally free.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So go on, download the Experian app. Trust me, having a BFF like this is a total game changer. My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Jacob]

And I'm Monex Change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is simply rivalry. On this week's episode, Monet obsesses over the Skarsgards.

[Jacob]

We dive deep into casting some iconic movies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we find out what made Monet say this.

[Jacob]

I'm just a dumb bitch. They don't know nothing. And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are constantly stealing ideas from me.

[Monet X Change]

Monet visited Bob's studio. That's what we were talking about. Monet coming to Bob's studio for inspiration.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, thank you. Yes, for inspiration.

[Jacob]

Okay, let's be very clear. I have never come to get inspired at your studio. Let's be very clear. I've come to your studio to spend time with you and have my best friend to get inspired. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Monet came to my studio. Looking around, I thought she was just, like, checking things out to be like, oh, what's going on? What's new?

[Jacob]

What is this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have to find out.

[Jacob]

Everybody ate eight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Next thing I know, Monet's wearing a pair of pants that I own after she visited my studio.

[Jacob]

What pair of pants you own?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You wearing them right now.

[Jacob]

You own these pants?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, and I own them before you.

[Jacob]

Okay, first of all, these. Are these at your studio?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, unless those are actually mine and you Mop them, Bob. Let me. You saw them. They were sitting on the table.

[Jacob]

I did not see those pants. I swear to God, I did not see them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And just coincidentally, this very unique pair of sweatpants, by chance.

[Jacob]

Unique?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nillibly. I mean, Caleb. Sorry, that's my brother Taylor. Grab a pair.

[Jacob]

They're from Instagram.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ok.

[Jacob]

Unique.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Our feeds are not the same.

[Jacob]

Apparently they are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you are going to tell me that you just happened to come into my studio and then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, you just happen to have this? It is a very. Stand your ass up. Stand up, nigga. Stand up, nigga. Stand your ass the fuck up, bitch. Monet is wearing these.

[Jacob]

We have the same pants. That's hilarious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How many times have y' all seen a pair of gray sweatpants with a fucking rope on them? You are constantly stealing ideas from me. Dressing them.

[Jacob]

You know, just stir it up, Clarina. I'm mopping ideas. I come to your studio and see a bunch of hideous fucking wigs all the time. Am I wearing hideous wigs?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. I've seen you wear some hideous wigs.

[Jacob]

Yeah. We'll pull back before your studio like this then.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, roll that beautiful bean I got you.

[Jacob]

And J, roll that beautiful bean footage of you wearing hideous wigs as well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So my question is, when are you going to stop biting off of me?

[Jacob]

Oh, boy. I did not. First of all, you literally started wearing your hat to the front because of me. You are literally copying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is a trauma response. You're being eliminated on the pod. Yeah, this is a trauma response.

[Jacob]

Okay, so you have to get a black one. You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You.

[Jacob]

You had to get a black one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, these are. These are old, back in the day wigs. This is the most recent episode of the Pit Stop.

[Jacob]

And you know that wig look, that wig look beautiful. From the front, honey. From the front, you can tell me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So since you're talking about, oh, you're all your old back in the day wigs, Mon. Listen, I understand. I'm a big inspiration, Bob.

[Jacob]

Hey, let me tell you something. There is no. I did not see those fucking pants as your thing. First of all, you started wearing y' all. Bob wore these green pants last night. Bob ain't never wear pants like that since I started wearing baggy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is true.

[Jacob]

You started wearing pants.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob been wearing big, baggy, flowy clothes for a very long time.

[Jacob]

The pants that Bob wore on the list episode, y' all. Bob ain't never wear pants like that. And y' all know they're clearly a Monet X Change. Inspiration. It is very my style. So it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have been known to wear big, baggy, flowy clothes, not pants.

[Jacob]

You have your little dresses and your little sacks. Not pants.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wear pants. I wear the pants in this relationship. And apparently I inspire you to put on the exact same pants.

[Jacob]

And I wear the cock ring in this relationship, baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All these bitches is my sons. You wear the cage. Wow.

[Jacob]

Misgendering me and now I'm a son.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, you are my son.

[Jacob]

Ridiculous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All these bitches is my son. I gave you both. I non binary Jew. All these bitches is my sons.

[Jacob]

Well, bitches are just a female dog.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not what I say.

[Jacob]

So now I'm a dog.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're a female. You're a dog and you're my son. But it's okay. I understand. I understand.

[Jacob]

Anyways, I get all I'm saying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I get it. You understand that. So thank you. I want to say thank you for being inspired.

[Jacob]

Is it bad to be drinking wine at 10am?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's for you to decide. For me, it would be bad. Yes.

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why are you trying to hide the. The brand that you're promoting on that, on that coffee cup?

[Jacob]

I'm not trying to hide it. It's just the way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because they kicked you off their network.

[Jacob]

It's just, it's just the way the way the cup.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They kicked you off their network. I know what that cup says. Clear it up.

[Jacob]

Yeah, it says Bulma.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because you know, you know what? When they don't talk about that. Blue Ivy literally kicked her off the, off the tv. Blue Ivy walked into the.

[Jacob]

Blue Ivy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Studio and said, I want this off the air. And you know what? You got taken off the air.

[Jacob]

I have a question. Will we feel old when we, when we officially see the Blue Ivies, the northwest sizes and all of them like full on careers and they're like fucking 20, 30 something. Is that, is that when do you think we'll feel old? These literally these little children that we've grown up with as we're adults.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think for me, having an adult living in my home who I knew since, who I knew his mom before he was born is when I started feeling a little bit like not as I had some influence in my studio the other day. You know Keon, the one who does the Edna mode thing. Yeah, the little scoot.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Came over and we just like did some content. I, I finally had one of my content creator hangouts. Monet had one a while back. I finally had my. You remember when you went to that guy's house and you danced.

[Jacob]

I don't remember.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You went to the guy's house and you danced, but the video never came out. He was like, some guy who, like, does dances.

[Jacob]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Garrett Clinton.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's the one. So I finally had my influencer hangout day. It was very interesting. Cause I see these influencers who, like, team up, and I'm like, what is this? Like, what is the hang like? Like, what is the hang normally like? And I was asking Keon, and he was like, normally we just show up, do the thing, and literally just bounce. Like, literally just be like, all right, we did the thing. They. They meet up. Well, he didn't. To be fair, Keon actually did not say this. I want to be very clear. This is actually. Kean did not say that at all. I extrapolated this. What Keon said was, this was the funnest hang I've ever done. Like, this is the most fun I've ever had collabing with someone. Because we came, we. I showed him around the studio. We did our videos together. We, like, a few videos. We played some video games just randomly offline. We just played Boomerang Fu and Fortnite, and then we did a TikTok live. And he was like, this is, like, the most fun that I've had. So I just want to be very clear. Keon did not say, we make the meals. We go. I extrapolated that, and by looking at other people's videos, I was like, do they just go to people's houses and make videos and just, like, leave? Is that what happened with you?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y' all didn't hang out? Y' all didn't like, Kiki order food?

[Jacob]

No. 19 different. Like, they had, like, 19 different setups. Like, people, like, people were learning a dance. People were filming one. People were. So it was, like, always content creating going on. I literally camera did one, and then I left.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There was no hang.

[Jacob]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know what I want to reiterate. Keon did not say that. That's what he does. I just extrapolated that. And now from. Now from talking to you, and I saw some other video of these people, it was James Charles came up on my screen. Well, actually, James Charles didn't come on my screen is the truth. Okay. This girl making fun of James Charles came off my TikTok feed. And then I went and searched what she was referencing, because James Charles. I don't follow James Charles. And I wanted to what she was referencing. And then I looked to, like, two or three of his videos. And it's just him and like these like very famous tiktokers and they're just like dancing. And I'm like, do they just go to his house for like 20 minutes, maybe even less, and just do this dance and then just like leave? Is that how it is?

[Jacob]

Maybe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which I'm not judging. It's just. It's just so new to me because you know how it is where we come from. You hang out, you go to the garment district, you sew, you make, you really, really hang out. After the gig, you go to the diner. Like, you and I are used to, like the people you collaborate with, you really rarely hang out with them, you know?

[Jacob]

But also, drag is different than content creating, right? Like, drag is. Drag is so much of a lifestyle content creation. I guess it could be a lifestyle, but drag was literally like a lifestyle for us. Like we were at the clubs together, we were doing everything. It wasn't just only making garments. We like work together. We. Some people live together, you know what I mean? So I think it's more of a lifestyle working together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They live here. They got in content houses and shit.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it was this video where, where James Charles and this guy who does this like chickadee, bang, bang, chickadee, chickadee. Have you seen his dance?

[Jacob]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's literally just like this guy going like. That's the whole dance. It's just that shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, push, push, push. Ooh, that's the whole dance. And he just does this dance like everywhere. He just goes with as many celebrities or influencers as he can. Just doing this dance, that's his thing. And it's just so interesting to me.

[Jacob]

So are you, are you, are you into your, your Tick tock hang era?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am, but you could. No, no, I don't think. I don't have any other ones lined up. But if another tick tocker comes over and wants to create something, we have, we, we like, you have to hang out, you know, I mean, you have to sit while I make the dress. Like we have to hang out. You're not about to pop in here, make a video and turn around and leave we hanging out.

[Jacob]

Why? That's what they want. That's what they're comfortable with. I don't want to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want to create with them. Work fair, you know what I mean?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, did you have fun doing that?

[Jacob]

I did not have fun. I was also. I was new to la, so it was just all a New experience. I think I was living in LA for maybe, like, two or three weeks. I think I just got a car, like, so I was just, like, figuring out, like, what it means to live in Los Angeles. So I was like, oh, this is kind of what people do. So I don't really know, to be honest. I have never done it since then, so I don't know. I don't really know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like I look like a movie director.

[Jacob]

Yeah, you really, especially with the hoodies today. You're really sinking into that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, guys, can we reset to one? Do you know what that means? Do you even know what that means?

[Jacob]

I have no idea. I've actually never been on a set before or done a movie or anything before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, since your being sarcastic, what does it mean to reset to one?

[Jacob]

I don't know. I've never been. I've never.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't try to be cute. What does it mean to reset to one?

[Jacob]

I literally said, I don't know. I've never done it. I've never done a commercial.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Even though you forget shows you've been on, we remember. So if you. The question is, are you paying attention when you're there? That's the question. I'm not asking if you've ever been on set. I'm asking do you pay attention when you're there?

[Jacob]

Wow. Literally never have done anything. I do not know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, I think you're dodging the question because you don't know what it means. Reset to one.

[Jacob]

Exactly. I don't. I don't know. I. I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This tactic might work on Andy. This tactic might work on Patrick. I literally might work on Tyler.

[Jacob]

Y. I literally said I don't know, so what? What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you also said you never did anything, so one of these two is lie. I've never been on a set. You have been on a set. You lying ass. You're a lying. You never been in front of a camera. You lying. You had a whole TV show. You lying. So what's the truth? Are you lying then? Are you lying now? Tell us what reset to one means.

[Jacob]

I don't know. I never. I've never done anything. I'm just a dumb bitch. I don't know nothing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. That part I agree with. You stop lying. You stop lying after that. You stop lying after. I never did anything. Then you started telling the truth when you said I'm a dumb bitch. I know when the. I know when the lies start. When they stop. Okay? You not about to fool me, honey.

[Jacob]

A fucking cunt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you Seen Nosferatu?

[Jacob]

No, I haven't seen it yet. That's the one with Alexander Skarsgard. Bill Skarsgard. The boys are hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bill Skarsgard is low key. The most famous Skarsgrd now.

[Jacob]

No, Alexander Skarsgard. I still say he's more famous than him. You think Bill Skars are more famous than Alexander?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's cause you old, nigga. You old.

[Jacob]

No, I think Alexander Scarsgard says are famous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You only think that cause you're old.

[Jacob]

You're forgetting their dad. What's the dad name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't know? You forgetting them too.

[Monet X Change]

Stellan Skarsgard.

[Jacob]

Stellan Skarsgard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bill Skarsgard is the most relevant Skarsgard right now.

[Jacob]

Okay, that's different. Yes, I agree that he's the most relevant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I think he's probably more famous than Alexander.

[Jacob]

I disagree. I think Alexander is still more famous. Bitch, he was on True Love all these seasons. He was in Tarzan. He's done. He's done a lot of movies.

[Monet X Change]

Also Big Little Lies.

[Jacob]

Oh, my girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Just because.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Aren't the Skars guards Swedish?

[Jacob]

Yeah, something Scandinavian.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Scandinavian. Norwegian. One of them. They're from Sweden. I'm gonna go on a limb and say they're from Sweden. The Skarsgard.

[Jacob]

I want to say they're Norwegian.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We'll. We'll. We'll give the answer in a second. But I mean. But also Bill Skarsgard was. What are they?

[Monet X Change]

Swedish?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Swedish. Also Bill Skarsgard. Is it the clown? He's. He's Pennywise.

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The dancing Clown.

[Jacob]

Okay. Big Little Lies is a huge television. Are you kidding me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's Nosferatu.

[Jacob]

Okay. He was. He was fucking. I don't know the name in True Blood. But that guy in True Blood.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Eric.

[Jacob]

Eric.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were. When Eric and Bill had a sex scene.

[Jacob]

Ugh. Alexander Skarsgard in fucking True Blood was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wasn't really into Bill Compton. Oh, yeah.

[Jacob]

Bill was too buttoned up. I was into Alexander Skarsgrd. Heavy though. And that was not my sexual awakening because I was way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bill said Miss Sookie.

[Jacob]

I was way more. I was. You know, I'm gonna rewatch she Loves a brilliant show.

[Monet X Change]

It really goes off the rails after like season three though.

[Jacob]

My friend. My friend Janine was on there. Oh my God. He was in the Northman. I forgot about that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who, Alexander or Bill?

[Jacob]

Alexander. He's in succession.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh yeah.

[Monet X Change]

He's in Secession.

[Jacob]

Yeah, girl. Alexander.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're naming old ass movies. You're old.

[Jacob]

Secession is a show happening where I know what the Fuck are you talking about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, is it?

[Monet X Change]

Won a bunch of Emmys for best drama TV show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like last year, Bill Skarsgard was in Nosferatu. It. He was in the remake of the Crow. Barbarian Boys Killed World. The Devil. The Devil. They remade the Crow, bitch.

[Jacob]

No one wanted to see the first one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, the first Crow was popular.

[Jacob]

I never.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't watch it, but it was very popular, apparently. I mean, I couldn't be me. I did not watch the Crow.

[Jacob]

Oh, could you imagine being the third brother, though? Gustav. Gustav Skarsgrd. Ain't nobody care about no fucking Gustav.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is he an actor?

[Jacob]

Yeah, girl. He was in Vikings, Evil Immigrants. He was in Ratatouille. I don't know what he played in Ratatouille to it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe he quit the business.

[Jacob]

Gustav. I mean, he was acting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Bill's the scary one, apparently.

[Jacob]

And Alexander's a hot one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And who's Gustav?

[Jacob]

Gustav is the loser.

[Monet X Change]

And we need to take an ad break.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go on. All right, we're back. What other movie was he in? You talking about Bill or you talking about? Like, who you talking about? Stuff, girl.

[Jacob]

There's a. There's a fourth one. Valter.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, there's another. Another Skarsgrd.

[Jacob]

Yeah, Valta Skarsgard.

[Monet X Change]

The whole Nepo baby family, girl.

[Jacob]

Well, that was gonna be my question. When does it. When is it talent? And when is it nepotism?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was in Atomic Blonde. He was in Allegiant. He was in Who. Who.

[Jacob]

Who was this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bill. Bill's not a lot, y' all. Bill was in Nos Rod 2. It. The Crow. It. Part two, obviously. Boy kills world. John Wick, barbarian, Deadpool. Two eternals. He was in Eternals.

[Jacob]

Yeah, he's Eternals. Yeah, he is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's the Ooky Kooky and Spooky Skarsgard.

[Jacob]

Okay, there's. Okay, there's five of them. There's Gustav. Eha. Sam, Alexander. And Bill is Alexander, the old. Oh, my God. They're all. Well, because they're fucking Norwegian. They're all like 6 9.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Norwegians are. They're not 6 9.

[Jacob]

He's 6 4.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is very tall.

[Jacob]

It's very tall.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which one? Alexander.

[Jacob]

Notice his valter.

[Monet X Change]

Sam is 6 5.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which one's 6 5?

[Jacob]

Oh, my God. He's an actor's guard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sam and bill is 6 4. No, no. Norwegians are giant people. They're giants.

[Jacob]

Yeah, they really are. Oh, but Sam is definitely not the looker of the family, you know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Nate, can we stop reading the scars? Guards. They Might be big fans of this.

[Jacob]

Imagine the scars guard listening to our.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Podcast at all their family reunions.

[Jacob]

Oh, my God. Yo, they're all six four. Gustav is six' four as well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bill be looking kind of sad. Yeah, I mean, Alexander be looking sad. He be like, does he. Yo. Look like he just sad?

[Jacob]

Okay, if you had to fuck one of them. Which one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Alexander, thank you for coming. My TED Talk next question. Do you have any other questions for me?

[Jacob]

Although, you know, he's one of those people. I think he was really high. He looked like he's not gonna age very well. You know, he always.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He always look how sad he'd be like. He just like he's going through. Going through it, and he'd be like.

[Jacob]

Is he ever married to anyone? No, he's not married. He has been married. Oh, yeah, he has been married.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is he. He got divorced.

[Jacob]

No, nothing Mexican.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's Puerto Rican. I mean, I would love to. Okay, that's not true. I would not love. In my, like, spare time, for funsies, I like to cast movies, but I don't actually want to because. Because, I mean, I will say this. I've not seen a lot of these. I've only seen one Bill Skarsgrd movie I saw. First of all, the trailer for Nosferatu is on. That you look up online is eight minutes long.

[Jacob]

That's crazy. But also, honestly, normalize longer trailers because we know a lot about movies gets left on the cutting room. On the cutting room floor. Why not. Why not put in the trailers things that like. Okay, not everything, but the majority of stuff that is not in the film? Because don't you hate a trailer that just gives you the whole fucking plot and the whole movie? I hate that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I don't want. I don't want to see the whole thing. Yeah, I don't know what. What take you were going for, but I. I don't think it sounds like something I think would be good. Like, we. You can't be giving too much away to the thing. It's too much.

[Jacob]

Yes. I'm saying. And so why don't you send me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A picture of Alexander Skarsgard in full drag?

[Jacob]

Where did he do? Where did he do full drag? Let me see. Who said. Who sent it to you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob Taylor.

[Jacob]

Wow. Not Taylor. Signing secret messages.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A text to me is not a secret. A text to me has nothing to do with you.

[Jacob]

He has both our numbers. You can send it to both of us. We're both on the podcast. That's shady.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why was he up in drags.

[Jacob]

Oh, wow. Is that Chapel Rowan next to him?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her name is Roan. Her name is not Chapel Rowan. Chaperone Roan, like prone or a bone. You don't say a Bowen bitch.

[Jacob]

You mispronounce people's names all the time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I try to fix it. I stopped saying Arrietty. I say Arrietty now.

[Jacob]

You literally call two cast members different names all the time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not mispronouncing. Mispronouncing and confusing are not the same thing.

[Jacob]

Welcome to the stage, Miss Mispronouncing. Whoever did his makeup, I mean, she is giving, like, I love this 70s hair, but this makeup is hideous. Oof.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because he has sad eyes.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's why the outside of his eyes are lower than the inside of his eyes. That's why he looks sad.

[Jacob]

They should not have put his lashes like that. Should have put them up.

[Monet X Change]

So he filmed a movie in San Francisco around the Castro, and the movie premiered at the Castro Theater, and it had.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Wanted to, like, do drag for the Castro.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He looks like. He looks like Reba McIntyre.

[Jacob]

I could see that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, yeah, I think because the outside of his eyes are lower than the inside of his eyes, so he kind.

[Jacob]

Of looks like Mateo. The first time I put Mateo in drag, his lashes were on his cheek.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you see how that is?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So it makes him look sad.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, like, I've not seen a lot of these. I've only seen one Bill Skarsgrd movie. I don't want to see that one where he's trapped in a car. I want to see that one. But I think the casting him in Pennywise was quite brilliant. Like, he was as Pennywise in It was really good casting.

[Jacob]

I didn't see it. I still have never seen it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was saying last night would be really funny if there was, like, a trivia. Like, a trivia night. And they were trying to play music to see, like, what the song was. And then the person kept me on it. Like, they play a song like, I don't know. And they play another song. They'd be like, ugh, I don't know. And they play a song, and they'd be like, I don't know. And then it finally gets this one song, and he goes, all right, this is the last one. This is your last chance to see if you can figure out what the song is. If you can get this one right, we will restore all of your points, but we're only going to give you the first few seconds. Name this Tune. He's like, I have nothing. No, like, correct.

[Jacob]

That's like. That's a. That's a good scene from a movie. Alexander Skarsgrd is going to be and. And Charlie XCX are starring in a movie together. Charlie XX is an actress.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, apparently. I mean, is Sza an actress? An act? Do people say. I don't think people say actress, Monet.

[Jacob]

Okay? It's choice as an actor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's archaic language.

[Jacob]

Nigga, you're archaic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are. You are enforcing crazy gender. Gender norms.

[Jacob]

Crazy is wild. It's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are crazy.

[Jacob]

Oh, there's a sister too. Aha.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, can we move on from scars Guards? I beg of you. I beg of you. I have tried three different times to move us into our topic today, and instead of engaging with me and what you already know is a topic, you keep going back, for some reason, to the scars cards.

[Jacob]

Well, you know what? To quote Kamala now, we are not going back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're not going back. Spoiler alert.

[Jacob]

We did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who would you cast as the new it? I mean, Pennywise. I keep saying it. Pennywise.

[Jacob]

Um, yeah. I mean.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, he is. I mean, he is the new Pennywise. But if you were. But if you didn't know about Skarsgrd and you had to pick a person to be Pennywise, who do you think you would choose? Cause I already know who I would choose.

[Jacob]

Who was a weird, creepy actor that I think could really embody that. You go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I go? Why you think of yours?

[Jacob]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, granted, I am constantly casting this man and things because I am just a big, big, big fan of his, and I think he has a really creepy slash serious that we just have not seen yet. Jack Black. I'm always throwing Jack Black in movies. If I was a casting director, I would be throwing Jack Black in practically every single movie.

[Jacob]

You really believe in Jack Black? Like that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. I am a huge Jack Black fan. I think he is just so talented. I think he's so funny. I think he's such a good actor. He's insanely charismatic. He has. He's really great with physical. With physicality and physical comedy and moving his body. I think that Jack Black would make a really good Pennywise because he could do some really cool stuff with his voice too.

[Jacob]

I did a fundraiser with him. He's very nice irl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you into Jack Black?

[Jacob]

I mean, I'm not. Not into him. I don't think I am in the way you are. I'm not like, he needs to be in Everything like you are. But I do acknowledge that he's a good actor and everything I've seen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you seen any of his movies?

[Jacob]

I saw Mario. Super Mario Brothers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you like it? I haven't seen it yet.

[Jacob]

He was. He was great as Bowser. He was also good in School of Rock.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My favorite Jack Black film is what? School of Rock.

[Jacob]

Oh, got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's so good in that movie. That was the movie that made me be like, this is my Will Ferrell.

[Jacob]

Interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is my Will Ferrell.

[Jacob]

Yeah, for sure. Who would. Who would you cast as Bobby in that movie? In it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't even know. One of the stranger kids thing. They're not even kids anymore.

[Jacob]

They're old now. They're adults. You mean. You mean the movie?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In my defense, the movie came out, what, at this point, 10 years ago?

[Jacob]

Is Bobby the main kid?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did. I watched the first season and I.

[Jacob]

No, no, no. And fucking it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, no. I don't know. Bobby is. I think so, girl. It came out like eight years ago.

[Jacob]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They were kids eight years ago, right?

[Jacob]

Yeah, eight years ago. Yeah, they were kids. I think now they're like 22. So. I think so. Eight years ago, they were probably like. Yeah, like 14.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Millie, Bobby Brown is 21 years old. 21 N's calling me. Should I answer?

[Jacob]

Yes, of course.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hey, girl. We're doing the podcast.

[Jacob]

Okay, no problem.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, love you.

[Jacob]

All right, love you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bye. She said she. She said she did not want to talk to you hoes. Naomi said, no free pod for you hoes, honey. Never that, honey.

[Jacob]

Anyway. Yeah, I can see that. So should we cast our own movies?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, we have a list of movies that we are gonna choose from that we're gonna cast. And which movie? Which movie? Which movie did you pick?

[Jacob]

I did Addams Family, Charlie's Angels, and Tu Wong Fu.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am going over to look at my list because it's on Facebook. I'm gonna pause for a second and say, this picture of plasma is absolutely stunning. She looks amazing in this picture.

[Jacob]

You're obsessed with plasma.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm what?

[Jacob]

You're obsessed with plasma.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not obsessed with plasma. But this picture. This is such a good picture. She looks so good here.

[Jacob]

Somebody. Somebody did see what someone commented on the most recent washery.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do they say?

[Jacob]

They're like. Cause you were complimenting Lydia Butthole a lot. Someone was like, bob is definitely looking for a new partner for the firm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anytime I do anything with any person who's Twinkie, they'd be like, see, Bob's obsessed. They ignore everything I do with anyone who's not Twinkie. They'd be like, see? Once again, this proves our point. Even though I will gush over people who are certainly not twinks, their talent, or. You know, whenever I go on and on about how much I think Corey King is really, really funny, or how much I go on about how obviously I'm Team Anya, or how I go on and on about. Actually, I think I feel like it's just Anya at this point. It's just Anya and a bunch of twins. Except Lexi.

[Jacob]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lexi is Anya. Lexi and a bunch of twinks. Everyone. They've gotten rid of everyone else who's not Twinkie.

[Jacob]

Twink.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lana Jarret. Yes. Is she? And we've already had this conversation that black people can't be twins. You are a firm believer in that. I. I don't subscribe to that. Black people can do anything white people can do, including. Including the. The incredibly impressive thing, apparently, of being a Twinkle.

[Jacob]

I agree. I just never.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They were like, you're not nothing but black. You don't get to be in a category. You're not a bear. You're not a twink. You're not a daddy. You're just black.

[Jacob]

That's not what I said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay? That's crazy.

[Jacob]

That's not what I said. I said bears. Yes. I haven't met black bears. I just never met a black person falls into a twink. I haven't met a black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not true. You have met. But Ronnie calls himself a twink. Who? Ronnie.

[Jacob]

I did not know that Ronnie calls himself a twink.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you said you never. You've never. You've never met a black person called himself a twink?

[Jacob]

I've never heard. I never hung out with a black person that, like, self identified as a twink that I knew of. Right. Like all my. All the black people who identify as bears. I also think maybe bear culture. They're just bear culture.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also don't listen to people when they talk, though, so.

[Jacob]

No, just you. I listen to you when you talk. Cause you're always talking shit money.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't listen to yourself when you film these shows and forgot you were on them.

[Jacob]

You do this a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't.

[Jacob]

You don't. You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't. You don't remember when you're on things that you're on. You don't. You don't listen to yourself. You don't listen to anything. You're not a listener.

[Jacob]

I just don't listen to you again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. When you were on that TV show that I wasn't there for, you weren't listening to the director yourself, the other actors, the casting director. Somehow it just escaped your brain.

[Jacob]

I just forgot I smoke a lot of weed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause you weren't listening. Yeah, but anyway, that's just my theory. Apparently it's just me. But anyway, you weren't even listening to your break. What did you eat for breakfast today?

[Jacob]

I just had three humble eggs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rumble eggs. Mateen. Shut the fuck up. Predictable ass hoe.

[Jacob]

And I keep on doing this. It's so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, I found out that I fully have low sodium tahin right here in my office.

[Jacob]

You fucking raggedy ass bitch. Making fun of me when this. You see this, y' all. This doesn't make me want to be me so bad. Nigga, you want to be me so fucking bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, I didn't make fun of you. The black hat. And I'm almost positive that if we read the expiration date, mine was bought before yours.

[Jacob]

The black hat, the low sodium tajin. What else? What else did you like to be like me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Read the expiration date on your teen.

[Jacob]

Started working out. I let you borrow my boyfriend to work out with him. Like, what else do you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was working out way before I met you. You think the first time I worked out was after I met you.

[Jacob]

But you started working out when you saw me getting my shit together. You're like, oh, I want to do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you under the impression that the first time I've ever worked out in my life was after I met you?

[Jacob]

No, I'm talking about now, in this phase of your life, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was gonna be very clear, too, that I literally had a whole thing called every day no matter what. Every day no matter what? Yeah.

[Jacob]

That was two years ago. We're talking about now. We're talking about the current times, baby. We're talking about since September, when I allowed you to take my boyfriend on tour with you. Cause you wanted to get in shape to be like me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Andy can't do things unless you allow him. Yeah, correct. Kinky.

[Jacob]

I know. Sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What does he allow him to do?

[Jacob]

It works for us. It's hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You allow him to take off his cage?

[Jacob]

No, he keeps that on. Especially when he works out with you. I want to get extra sweaty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm talking about the cage around his mouth. I would like for you to. If you're gonna implement a cage, put that cage on.

[Jacob]

No, I like him to be. To have free speech. Baby, would you. Would you ever been to cage? To cage play? Like caging myself or you caging someone else?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I'll cage someone. Yeah. Would you?

[Jacob]

I don't know if that's. If that's sexy to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you cage yourself?

[Jacob]

No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't want to cage myself, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Jacob]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Jacob]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Jacob]

I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My laundry situation has gotten so overwhelming. I'm completely overwhelmed by my laundry situation.

[Jacob]

When you say the situation, what is it broken?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. If I clean all of my clothes, I have too many clothes because I still have all the stuff from, like, New York City in here. If I clean all my clothes, I can't. I don't even have enough space to put it all away. So then what ends up happening is the laundry gets cleaned and it stays in the basket. And then I can't discern which basket is clean and which basket is dirty. So then I just put the dirty clothes on top of the clean clothes. Then I just wash the entire thing. But I'm washing clothes that have already been washed. So I just keep washing clothes that I haven't worn yet because I'm running out of baskets because I have too much too many clothes. And also, Monat knows this. I only wear black socks. I cannot find a matching pair of socks in my house. And they're all. And every sock is black. So something I so like, I'm trying to rectify this clothing situation that I Have where I just keep washing clean clothes and. And wearing the same, like five shirts over and over again. Because I just keep washing what's on top and then wearing what's on top. It's out of control. I have to get rid of clothes.

[Jacob]

I do this every spring. I do a spring cleaning every year. Because they're just. If you have not worn something in a year. Actually, no, if you have not worn something in six months, you can give it. You can give it away.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I need to get rid of a bunch of stuff because I did just way too many clothes. Just baskets and baskets.

[Jacob]

Spring cleaning. Spring cleaning has saved my life. I've spring cleaned. It's something that my aunt, when I in Brooklyn, she's very adamant about. And honestly, could you have shit just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sit in your closet, Rose?

[Jacob]

Yeah, Rose, but and just should just sit in your closet that you just. And just give it away also, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How we got to that fight with that one guy who said we doxed him when we fully didn't? I don't remember that one New York City guy who was like, you doxed me.

[Jacob]

Oh, God. Fucking loser.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She never talked about it on the podcast, but I remember thinking about that. I was like, that was crazy.

[Jacob]

That was so stupid also. But nigga, you, you can, you can just have a laundry service. Have a laundry service. They literally come to put all your clothes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not umbrella doing laundry.

[Jacob]

No, no, no. But they'll fold it for you because that's also for me doing laundry. That's the part I hate about it. When I finish all the clothes folding it, I'm like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It'S not about getting clean clothes. I have enough clean clothes. I don't have anywhere to put the clothes. So once I, I. It is hard for me to get an empty basket. So I'm just putting dirty clothes on top of the clean clothes. And because the dirty clothes on top of clean clothes, I just wash the entire basket again.

[Jacob]

Let's get a laundry bag. Those big New York laundry. I have a big laundry bag here. They're huge. They're as big as this house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, then give me one.

[Jacob]

I have one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Give it to me.

[Jacob]

N. Go on Amazon. Order laundry bags.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't you know where to. Don't you know where to get it from?

[Jacob]

You have. You have an ensuite. You have a closet for your, for your, for the, for the bedroom. And you have a whole room. Your bedroom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's Jacob's bedroom. Jacob puts his clothes in there. I don't put my clothes in Jacob's closet.

[Jacob]

Okay, well you, Bob, you have a whole system fucking a container store that you can put clothes in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm tearing that down.

[Jacob]

Okay, but for, until you tear it down, until Tim gets in there and tears it down, store your clothes there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't tell me what you do with my money. Give me the bag. That's the option. The option is I'm coming, I'm, I'm driving over after this podcast and you, you're going to give me the bag. Yo, just like, just like you bought me those chips.

[Jacob]

Bob has a huge fucking condo that there's more than a placeable clothes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have an average sized condo.

[Jacob]

Hey, hey, if that's average, baby, I will, I, I want to be average in your life. An average size apartment, Bob, as a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Reminder to you all, I live in a 1700 square foot home. It is a three bedroom apartment and there are three people who live there.

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And every room has a person in it.

[Jacob]

That's not average.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We don't, we're not, we're not sitting around with just extra rooms.

[Jacob]

In Hollywood.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In Hollywood? Yes.

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I, I guess I have an apartment in Hollywood. You got me. I live in an apartment. Just like a lot of people who.

[Jacob]

Live in apartments in Hollywood, you know, it's a condo. You play, you pay hoa fees. Honey, that's a condo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Only people who say condo people just want to sound fancy, ain't it? It's so pretentious to me. Something about saying I live in a condo is so pretentious. We get it, you own my we, you get it, you own it. Congratulations. You own the, the, the houses don't have different names based on whether you own them or rent them. Only apartments have fancy names whether you own them or rent them.

[Jacob]

Because in the house you don't put. Because that's, that's a different thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you can rent a house. How's it different? You can rent a house, you can rent a car, you can rent an apartment.

[Jacob]

I think if you rent a house, you're just playing, you're just paying the rental. You're not paying the hoa fee.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fees.

[Jacob]

If I'm, if I'm renting this house and a thing I'm not, I'm, I'm, I pay you rent and from the rent you're paying hoa fees because you're the owner.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's the same thing. It's the exact same thing with, with an apartment. If I own the apartment, I still pay the hoa fee. HOA fees. All you're paying is the rent. Yes. Unless I just jack up your rent and it covers the HOA fees.

[Jacob]

So you live in an apartment, but when it's yours, are you paying HOA fees? You're in a condo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're not saying anything different. All I'm saying is I don't know why condo and apartment have such different names based on whether or not you own it or not. Because houses don't do that. It's a house no matter what.

[Jacob]

Okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, no matter whether you rent the house or you own the house, it's a house. When you own the apartment, it's a condo. When you rent the apartment, it's an apartment. I just think that's, that seems silly to me. It is, it is the way it is. It just seems silly to me.

[Jacob]

Well, you know, you have, you have the power to change it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Change the, the English dictionary.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not, I don't, I don't feel strongly enough about it.

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel strong enough about it to, like, have a conversation on the podcast every once in a while. Not strong enough to, like.

[Jacob]

Third time you brought it up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you brought it up. You were like, no, it's a condo. That was you.

[Jacob]

That would be very clear. I live in a Utica. Bitch, let's cast a fucking world.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You act like I live in a mansion. I live in a three bedroom apartment with three people.

[Jacob]

And y' all, I saw the thing. I, I, I looked at the listing. It's not 1700ft. It's actually, it's, it's 1820ft. I looked it up. Square feet, Honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why would you Google my home?

[Jacob]

Because I wanted to know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Since we're in the business. Since we're in the business, honey, let's go ahead, let's go ahead and talk about square feet now. And I'm talking about the square feet below your ankles. The fact that you actually have square feet. Your feet look like squares.

[Jacob]

Can we get to. We are 40 minutes in and we have not talked about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because you kept wanting to talk about the scars. Cards.

[Jacob]

Okay? So I'm going to cast Charlie's Angels. Okay. If I was casting Charlie's Angels, this is what I want. I want Issa Rae, Zendaya and Michaela J.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

As the, as Charlie's Angels. Yeah.

[Jacob]

What's wrong with that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does Issa Rae do fight scenes?

[Jacob]

She was in, she was in the Spider man movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did she fight?

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Issa Rae was in the Spider man movie?

[Jacob]

Yeah, she was. She played, she played Spider Woman.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're making things up.

[Jacob]

I am not making it up. She absolutely did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And she fought.

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Interesting. I agree with.

[Jacob]

Sorry.

[Monet X Change]

She was a voice actress in Spider Man.

[Jacob]

Across the. Across the spider.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She did not do any fight scene.

[Monet X Change]

In the animated film. Yes, yes.

[Jacob]

And she did do fight scenes in it. Yes, she did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not what doing a fight scene is going. She was.

[Jacob]

Oh, she was fighting and she was invented Spider Woman. So she is doing action scenes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We were really bending. We're really reaching here. I see, I see you've been, you've been stretching a lot.

[Jacob]

Also before that, Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore did not. Didn't do fighting roles. She was in Charlie's Angels.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just asked if she does fight scenes. I didn't, I didn't. I. I'm not. All I said was, did she? And also, you don't know that Drew Barrymore didn't do a fight scene. So you're going to tell me right now that that drew you, you know definitively that Charlie angel was Drew Barrymore's first fight scene. I mean, say it, say it with your chest.

[Jacob]

As far as I can remember, Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean as far as you can remember. Don't ever be smirk Drew Barrymore like that.

[Jacob]

I don't think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you use the quote, Drew Blairmore, go play in the rain.

[Jacob]

Can you think of a role, of a fighting role Drew Barrymore did before Charlie's Angel? E.T. shut the fuck up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She fought inner demons. She fought the CIA.

[Jacob]

I think this is a nice range. Like Zendaya and Michaela. I think Issa Rae would be the Cameron Diaz role.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is her name Zendaya or her name's Zendaya?

[Jacob]

I think it's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think her name's Zendaya.

[Jacob]

It's Zendaya.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, okay.

[Jacob]

I've been saying Zendaya, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't. All I asked you was is her name Zendaya or Zendaya? Now you fight. Yeah. Obviously your feelings of guilt that maybe that needs to be discussed. Maybe someone out there can reverse the footage and let us know what Mona actually said.

[Jacob]

Okay. If you're. Then since you don't like my casting, how would you counter my casting?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would keep Zendaya in it for sure.

[Jacob]

Not Michaela.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

J. Michaela J. I haven't even made it far. Let me talk. My God. I would keep Zendaya in the film. I would cast. Hold on, let me get her name real quick.

[Jacob]

Also, you ain't never seen Zendaya fight either.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Zendaya. But she did an acrobatics in that Movie where she was Greatest Showman.

[Jacob]

Oh, I didn't see that.

[Monet X Change]

And she was also in the Spider man films where she was definitely doing leg stunts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, I don't know if she was.

[Jacob]

As in running down the street.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She was actually in the Spider man movie. Like act like with her body.

[Jacob]

Jake was saying stunt did. She ran down as a block.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, they throw her off a building. They throw her off a bridge. In the third one, I would cast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Stephanie sue as one of the angels.

[Jacob]

Well, Amanda seals through east around the bus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is wrong with you? This is why we don't get invited anywhere. This. I was cast Stephanie sue from everything everywhere, all at once as one of the angels.

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause that girl can fight, obviously, right? Like clearly miss Mama throws hands.

[Jacob]

It's Jeff, Stephanie's shoe. And you know Andy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, the shoe.

[Jacob]

Yeah. Andy went to college with her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't care.

[Jacob]

Why you gotta be such a cunt?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That doesn't mean anything to me.

[Jacob]

Just. Oh. So last episode or a couple. A couple months ago at this point, Jake was talking about he went to Parsons with whoever the fuck designed a boo boo boo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That matters to me.

[Jacob]

But you don't care about Andy thread.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. And I'm gonna go on a real whim here. I'm gonna cast Priyanka Chopra. What's your problem with Priyanka Chopra?

[Jacob]

I just never even see you think, oh, she wasn't that show. What is she in that show on NBC? She was an action show. What show?

[Monet X Change]

Quantico.

[Jacob]

Yeah, so, okay, so yeah, she's also in Krish. I know what the Chris is in 2006.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's in a movie called Krish. She was in Heroes in 2020. She was in you can be Heroes. She was in we can be Heroes. Oh, she was in the Matrix Resurrection.

[Jacob]

I didn't see that one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So that's my casting or. Because I want to be multi ethnical. If I can't get Priyanka Chopra, I'm gonna cast Jamila Jamil.

[Jacob]

Or just Priyanka.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Jameela Jamil.

[Jacob]

Oh, yeah, she does do action. Actually. She was in the Hulk. She was in she Hulk.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she was the villain.

[Jacob]

Yeah. Okay, I like that. That's cute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's Charli?

[Jacob]

Ooh, Charli. I wanted to. I want. Okay, recast. Charli needs to be a woman and I want it to be. I want it to be someone. Cuz, like Good morning Angels. Like something with someone. What's her name? Janelle James from Abbott elementary. Good morning Angels. That's what I want.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would keep Charlie as a man, personally.

[Jacob]

RuPaul.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Say again?

[Jacob]

RuPaul.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would keep Charlie as a straight man.

[Jacob]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because it's what I want. I want there to be. This is what I want for this specific role.

[Jacob]

Good, Lil Nas, Calm down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I feel like, how does it make me Lil Nas?

[Jacob]

That's what I fucking want anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, okay. I'm with you. We're on the same page now. Page 13. And I feel like for this, I'm gonna go real up. I'm gonna cast Bill Maher.

[Jacob]

He was already in the first one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But he wasn't Charlie.

[Jacob]

Yeah, he was Bosnian. Ryan. Bosnian.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was he?

[Jacob]

Yeah, Bosley. He was like. He was like, basically Charlie's. I was. Was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was he really?

[Jacob]

Yeah, he was like, Charlie's from. Charlie's Familiar. No, it's Bill Murray.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I was saying he was not. No, I guess Bill Maher.

[Jacob]

Bill Maher, like the. Like the. The co. Pundit. He's a comedian, but, girl, he's taking a turn. Girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said, I'm casting Bill Maher work. I said what? I said.

[Jacob]

I mean, I could hear his voice as Charlie, actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He does.

[Jacob]

He does. I could hear him being Charlie for sure. I'm having RuPaul in mind. RuPaul is going to be the Charlie for Issa Ray, Zendaya, Michaela J.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's cast Kill Bill. But we're only casting Beatrix Kiddo.

[Jacob]

I don't know who. I didn't choose that one because I have no idea. These characters, like, all I know is Uma Thurman's character.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Uma Thurman is Beatrix Kiddo. You know, her character's name is not Uma Thurman. Oh, I know that the actor's name is Uma Thurman.

[Jacob]

No, but I know her. Her fighting name. Cobra Snake.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her name was Black Mamba.

[Jacob]

Black Mamba? No. Wasn't that Vivica Fox? No, she wanted to be Black Mamba.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Black should have been Black Mamba.

[Jacob]

She should have been black. She should have been Blac Chyna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I should have been Black. I should have been motherfucking Black Mamba. So who would you cast as the new Beatrix Kiddo? Like, what an interesting role, considering that I don't think this. It can't be. This person cannot be too young. They need to be, like, in their 30s.

[Jacob]

Oh, yeah, for sure. I would say, honestly, I think she'll make a great, great, great. She'll be so good in this role. She's such a great combat Fighter. And just a great actress. Actor Scarlett Johansson.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's not in her 30s.

[Jacob]

Yeah, but okay, they don't have to be in their 30s. But they get like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They don't have to be. You're right. They don't have to be. We. We are. How old is Carl Johansson?

[Jacob]

Latest. 41. Latest. She couldn't be any older than that.

[Monet X Change]

She is 40.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I'm gonna cast. Okay, this. This woman is not in her. This woman's not in her 30s, but Hunter Schaefer. Hunter Schaefer as Beatrix Kiddo.

[Jacob]

That's a good one. Hunter Schaefer is a good one. That's a good one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would. I would enjoy seeing that. Yeah, you know, I would enjoy seeing that.

[Jacob]

But also, this is. Y' all, this is classic. Classic about the drag queen Monet. That's not in the 30s. Okay. Mine is not in the 30s either. Like, nigga, how you go?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also stated that mine was in the 30s. I stated. All I said. All I stated was two facts. All I did was think too fast.

[Jacob]

You were trying too much for something that you ended up doing yourself somehow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That hurt your feelings. You was. You were feeling sensitive.

[Jacob]

You feel sensitive. I think that's good. I think that's good. I like that.

[Monet X Change]

We have an unrelated drag she emergency that I would like to show you.

[Jacob]

Oh, God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Is video of Plastique. Plastique putting on a giant set of jugs. And then she's putting on. She's pouring the one size beauty.

[Jacob]

I just ordered that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that's the whole look.

[Jacob]

She's fucking Prostique is so pretty. Do you know she.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's a wild look for her.

[Jacob]

You know she edits this all by herself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know. She told me. I mean, it's just. It's just a camera straight at her face.

[Jacob]

Yeah, but it looks so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What. What? What editing magic are you seeing that you couldn't do here?

[Jacob]

Well, the filters that she has on it, it all just looks so. The quality looks really good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a nice camera. Actually. I think she uses her phone.

[Jacob]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When she came and did mine, she used her phone. I don't know if she still uses the phone. Jacob, give this off the screen.

[Jacob]

Wait, Jacob, why is this a. Why is this a she emergency?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think. Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. Plastic tiara with giant jugs.

[Jacob]

Okay. You call me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Boobs were crazy big for her. It was.

[Jacob]

It was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was wild for Plastique.

[Jacob]

Okay, let's go. My turn, my turn, my turn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I'll Just shut the fuck up then. How's that? How's that sound?

[Jacob]

I do. We. We. Jacob said black Adams family. So here's my list.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was gonna say that. So we. If you would just let me talk, you'd see that you and I are actually quite aligned.

[Jacob]

Let's go one for one for my Morticia. I said Sherry Lee Rowe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also said Shirley Ralph.

[Jacob]

Did you really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Absolutely. Oh, my God, yes, sister, absolutely. I mean, who else? Who else?

[Jacob]

Who else? Right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also maybe Angela Bassett.

[Jacob]

No, Shirley Ralph.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For me, I could see Angela Bassett playing the role, though. Although I don't know. I don't know that I've ever seen Angela Bassett be funny. I don't think I've ever seen Angel Bassett in a comedic role ever.

[Jacob]

Yeah, I think you're right. And see, you know, somebody in the comments.

[Monet X Change]

She was on the. The sketch show. Black lady sketch show. Was she the Bad bitches sketch Support group for bad.

[Jacob]

I didn't see that one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, work. I actually did see it. You're right. I did see that.

[Jacob]

Okay, Gomez, the bad support group. I said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait for who?

[Jacob]

Gomez.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Jacob]

I said Jamie Foxx.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said Kevin Hart, which is the most obvious answer.

[Jacob]

So I put Kevin Hart as well. I think you. You gag it where I put Kevin Hart, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pugsley.

[Jacob]

I said Jamie Foxx for Gomez. What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kevin?

[Jacob]

No, I think Gomez.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Gomez is short.

[Jacob]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Gomez has to be a short king. Oh, my God. Katt Williams is Gomez. He might be doing too much.

[Jacob]

That's too much. Show you Rob. Girl, girl, we can. For Wednesday, I have two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Jacob]

I have Amandla Stenberg. You know who that is?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which one is Amandla Stenberg? Her name's Amandla?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Amandla Stenberg. Okay. Where's she from? She was in the hate U Give acolyte the darkest minds. Everything. Everything. Bodies, Bodies. Colombiana.

[Jacob]

Bodies and bodies. And bodies was so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, and then.

[Jacob]

Or. Or her. Or Marsai Martin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said Marsai Martin from Black.

[Jacob]

Ish. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, that's what I said.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think she might be a little old now.

[Jacob]

I think Amandla is, too. But also, girl, in Hollywood, even though you're old, you can still play the role.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

20, though.

[Jacob]

Yes. She looks. She can. She can pass as. How old is Jenny? Jenna. Jenna Ortega. Because she played the role.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But she's. But she's playing an older Wednesday.

[Jacob]

No, when she's in high school.

[Monet X Change]

Jenna is 22.

[Jacob]

Yeah, I met Marcel in the show Wednesday.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's in high school. Yes, I've never watched Wednesday.

[Jacob]

Yeah, she's in high school.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's also a five foot one.

[Jacob]

So. Yeah, so that can. That can pass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who?

[Jacob]

Jenny or Jenna or Ortega is five' one. Marsai cannot be small. Taller than that. She is a tiny lady.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Marsai Martin. Height. She is 5:2. Yeah. So roughly same height.

[Jacob]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. We were aligned. Who you have for Pugsley?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. I could not think of any young, like, actors like that.

[Jacob]

Asante Black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who is that?

[Jacob]

Asante Black?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're just too old. How old is this man?

[Jacob]

How old is this man?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You want this 23 year old man to play? No, he's too. He's too old because Wednesday's a teenager. Pugsley is young. Pugsley is like 10. Is he. Hold on. Pugsley Adams, age. Pugsley is 8 to 10 years old. I think that we should have that kid. He's the science kid.

[Jacob]

Oh, my God. On like social media.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On Instagram.

[Jacob]

Yes. I love him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The science kid would be so cute as Pugsby.

[Jacob]

Oh, my God, that would be so good. Oh, my God. Take a completely unknown like that. Well, and film and tv and have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Them a new actor, basically.

[Jacob]

Yeah, that would be so good. Actually. Actually, that's a good idea. Okay, how about Lurch? I have Kevin Hart.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have Wiz Khalifa.

[Jacob]

I think Kevin Hart. Lurch would be funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like a tiny little Lurch. Or do they CGI him or puppet him or give him stills?

[Jacob]

No, he's tiny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kevin Hart does too much to be Lurch. He does too much. He can't be like he's doing too much. I'm going to go ahead and cast Wiz Khalifa as Lurch.

[Jacob]

Wiz Khalifa's hilarious. I have Whoopi Golden.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He got to be tall, right?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wiz Khalifa is six three. I'm going to say he is six four.

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Wizcleaf is my Lurch for sure. A very chill, laid back Lurch.

[Jacob]

Yeah. But yeah, I guess Lurch is chill.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Very. Oh, Lurch is the definition of chill. Lurch is a six foot, nonchalant dreadhead.

[Jacob]

Like down Uncle Fester. I said Anthony Anderson.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's actually great. I said Ving Rhames.

[Jacob]

Oh, God, no. He's too burly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Uncle Fester, the big guy.

[Jacob]

Yeah. I think Anthony Anderson fits the bill a little more than me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anderson's a big guy too.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Vin Rhames would be better though.

[Jacob]

No, Anthony Anderson is good. Anthony Anderson is funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. You didn't see Holiday Heart. I see.

[Jacob]

Of course. That's Holiday Heart. I got. Okay for one. For one Halloween. Can I go as the mother and you go as Holiday Heart.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm like, I got the bike.

[Jacob]

Holiday. I got the bike.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know who looks like. You know who looks like Alfre Woodard is Keshia Carr.

[Jacob]

She does look like Alfre Wood.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's a drag queen in New York City. You have to look up old pictures when she didn't have a beard. Y' all Kejiakar. If I am Viola Davis, Keshia Carr is easily Alfre Woodard. Do you get a celebrity? Oh, Jennifer. Used to get Jennifer Hudson, but not anymore, though.

[Jacob]

I get Shirley Ralph all the time. But I don't see it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you do like Shirley Ralph.

[Jacob]

You do. I don't see it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's this. There's. Oh, my God. There's this comedian on TikTok who does drag sometimes. What is his name? What is his name? When I tell you he looks just like Sheryl Lee Ralph, it is crazy how much he looks like Shirley Ralph. What is his name? Ken's or Lynn's or Lean? It's like one. I think it's like a one syllable name. This is going to drive me crazy. I will figure it out because we went live together the other day. It's in my TikTok live things. But he looks. It's crazy how much he looks like Shirley Ralph. It is. It is lit. I cannot remember. Oh, it's gonna drive me crazy. Monet, help me.

[Jacob]

I have no idea. I don't have a clue. And for the. For the grandmother, I said Whoopi Goldberg.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's a great answer. That's a great answer. That's what I was gonna say, too.

[Jacob]

Yeah. Whoopi Goldberg.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's no other opt. There's no. Or no.

[Jacob]

Who are you gonna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or Jennifer Lewis. But I think that Whoopi would be a better choice.

[Jacob]

Jennifer Lewis was a good one, too. Cause her grandmother's kooky. Jennifer Holly is wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her name is Jennifer Lewis, not Jennifer Lawless. But she. But I think Whoopi has come on Festa, but Whoopi has more of like the. The. Also Whoopi wants to do something kind of creepy. She says she wants to do a creepy role.

[Jacob]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I sit there for whoops.

[Jacob]

And the last one I did was Tuong Fu.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. I didn't do too. Wong Fu. Let's hear yours. Okay, but I'll give my input, though.

[Jacob]

For Noxzema Jackson, Daryl Stevens.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That hurt. Go ahead.

[Jacob]

Who would you say?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Myself. Continue.

[Jacob]

We're not we're not putting ourselves.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, you're not putting yourself because you don't love yourself. I'm tell right now, when it comes to the role of Noxima Jackson's Noxima Jackson, I'm gonna go ahead and say this out loud right now. I don't think there's anyone more qualified right now. If they rebooted Tu Huang Fu right now, it needs to be me. There's no one else. It should be. No one else should be playing Noxzema except for me. And I said it with my whole chest. I had a massive crush on Daryl Stevens. Like, I still have a crush on Darrell Stevens. He is. He. He wasn't part of my sexual awakening because I was already an adult. But, like, the hours I spent obsessing over that man is just crazy. He was in the movie, not another gay movie. And he was like a workout instructor. And it was such a hot scene.

[Jacob]

I did. I did the. I did a game movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was called. I can't remember the name of it. It was called Game. I can't remember the name of it. I'm sorry, go ahead, continue.

[Jacob]

I did. What's that show I did on HBO with the space with the alien. Not aliens with the Lovecraft Country. I did love Craft country with him. We were on set together for a week in Atlanta. He was. He's. He's very. He is such a lovely, nice person. He's. He's very hot and. Well, yes, that goes without saying. He's a very beautiful person. Very hot as Patrick. No, if I was. I mean, I think if they do a live. Well, once I know the word, the biopic of Sylvester, I think I'm a shoe in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would say so, yeah.

[Jacob]

Cast me or. I think that. Will that be when I. When I get my Tony, When I do it on Broadway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't want to be in a biopic on a biopay on Broadway.

[Jacob]

I mean, Tina was fucking fierce. MJ was so good. Are you joke.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't see those shows, but bio plays are notoriously bad on Broadway.

[Jacob]

Those were great. Tina and mj, the two I've seen were fabulous. Better than a fucking jukebox. Well, I guess those are jukebox musicals, but whatever. I don't know. Those were great. And Juliet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not a bio play.

[Jacob]

I know what I'm saying now. I skipped the jukebox musical. All right. For Patrick Swayze, I said Jacob Elordi.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, Let me look up who Jacob Elordi is. How do you how do you spell.

[Jacob]

Elordi E L, O, R I D.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And the character's name is not Patrick Swayze. Vita Boem.

[Jacob]

Vita Bohem.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. I don't know. I don't know anything about this man. I mean, I've never heard of this.

[Jacob]

Man in my life. He's straight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that. Is that his entire. Can you give me anything else about him?

[Jacob]

I think he's a good actor. I think that. I think that would be interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does he do action? Is he. What's up with this guy?

[Jacob]

He was on. He was on that show you hate. What's the name of it?

[Monet X Change]

This is the one where Monet tries to remember TV shows names. It was Euphoria.

[Jacob]

Euphoria.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't hate Euphoria.

[Jacob]

Did you not. I thought you didn't like Euphoria because you like you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said I never watched Euphoria. I didn't. I never said I hated Euphoria.

[Jacob]

You don't like watching, like, high schoolers having sex on tv.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is true.

[Jacob]

Right. So I did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I have never said I hate you for it because I've only seen one episode, which I also thought you.

[Jacob]

Would like it because especially Andrew said it's like. It like, depicts substance abuse, so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I wasn't a crackhead like your boyfriend was.

[Jacob]

Anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wasn't a crackhead anyway.

[Jacob]

And then for Achi Chi, I'm going to say Angel, Curio.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lin Manuel Miranda.

[Jacob]

No. Angel Curio.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why not? Why not Lin Manuel?

[Jacob]

Because no high spell curio. C U R I E L.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Jacob]

C U R I E L. Oh, Curiel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said Curiel. Oh, he's pretty.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, why'd I seen him in.

[Jacob]

He was in pose.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's how I know her. Oh, he's very pretty. Yeah. That's a good casting mo. You ate that up.

[Jacob]

Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Imagine Lin Manuel Miranda Noxzema. I just want to go to the store. I want to be a pageant star. Why is.

[Jacob]

Why is every. Why is everyone a barb when you start rapping with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, this is how Lin Manuel Miranda talks. I came to see. To see a little relevant. I came down, but then I still wrote a little elephant. It is benevolent. I just haven't sent. That's how he always is. All right, ready for. Ready for my. How much time we got?

[Jacob]

No, you do yours. You whatever. We'll do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, maybe what's happening there is that Linden Manuel Miranda is also inspired by. By Nicki Minaj. That's totally plausible.

[Jacob]

Okay, tell us your Casting your last.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One before we have to go wizard of Oz. I ain't talking about Wicked. I ain't talking about the wiz. I'm talking about the mother tucking wizard of Oz. Ok. Ok. Now this casting is crazy. I want y' all to know this casting is crazy. Just hear me out, Lord. Ok.

[Jacob]

Uh huh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Wicked went to the west is Leane Dion. Dorothy.

[Jacob]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna get you and your little dog too. Okay? Next thing you know, you and your doggy will be out of here.

[Jacob]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right. Who do you think, do you. What do you think about casting?

[Jacob]

I think that's wild. I mean you're, you're. You're doing stunt casting, clearly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But would you watch it?

[Jacob]

I would watch it. I don't think I've ever watched it. For good reasons. I watched it because I. This is gonna be wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The wizard is Vince Vaughn.

[Jacob]

I can actually kind of see that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Actually, Vince Vaughn is going to be the Wizard.

[Jacob]

He's a good actor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Glenda the good witch. Amy Sedaris.

[Jacob]

Okay. Are you taking into account singing ability? Can she sing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

Glinda doesn't really sing anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Glinda doesn't sing anything. You think about Wicked. Monet.

[Jacob]

Oh yeah. True.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now this will shock literally no one. Everyone say it with me. The lion is Taylor Swift. Jack Black, obviously. Jack Black is the Lion.

[Jacob]

Why the lion do you think that is the most charismatic creator?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's thick, he can sing, he's hilarious.

[Jacob]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What more do you need? Literally, what more do you need? Okay, the Tin Man. I gotta google his name again. I always forget his name.

[Jacob]

I mean, you didn't say anyone else's name. Why do you say his name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've said, I've said everyone's name.

[Jacob]

You just said the lion before Jack Black. Oh, I thought you meant like the name of the character.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lakeith Stanfield is the Tin Man.

[Jacob]

Was he the one that was in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The broader bother your and Atlanta?

[Jacob]

Hold on. Lakeith Stansfield.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lakeith Stanfield is the Lion.

[Jacob]

How you spell lakeith?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

L, A K is La Keith. La Keith.

[Jacob]

Oh, he was in Black Judas or that religious movie, the Book of Clarence.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Clarence.

[Jacob]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was gonna say Terry Crews could also be a good lion, but I don't know if he can sing.

[Jacob]

Terry Crews.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know Terry Crews, bitch.

[Jacob]

Oh, a tin man. No, I think honestly. Honestly, Terry Crews would be a good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Terracoos could be a lion.

[Jacob]

I think Terracoos would be a good wiz. The Wizard I'm going to quickly let.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know that my other option for Glinda the Good Witch. Oh, shit. I just was Tyra Banks. Imagine Tyra Banks being like, only bad witches are ugly.

[Jacob]

I'll cut into that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, I am obsessed with that. All right. Not the fucking line. The Scarecrow. Now I'm gonna go ahead and say that I did knock off from the Wiz Live because I thought he was amazing. I'm gonna go ahead and just once again put Elijah Kelly in the role as the. As the Scarecrow.

[Jacob]

So good as. Yes, I like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, I had a really hard time with Dorothy because I don't know young people. I need help with Dorothy. I don't know any young people. Look up young teen black.

[Jacob]

So are you doing a black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want Dorothy to be black. I mean, the whole cast isn't black. But I do want Dorothy to be black, though. Specifically.

[Jacob]

Why? Tell us more about that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just want it. This is what I want. Do you want to fight me about it? Any. Any. Any. Any feedback?

[Jacob]

I'm looking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I could. I could. I don't know any teenagers.

[Jacob]

Oh, Storm Reed, maybe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who?

[Jacob]

Storm Reed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Storm Reed. Can she sing?

[Jacob]

I don't know you. You. You don't care about. Anybody else is gonna be able to sing also.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But no, because. Because doesn't sing also. That one girl on TikTok Watermelon and singing and cutting up pomegranates and. And. And. And slicing cantaloupe.

[Jacob]

I don't know her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love her. Jacob, you remember I sent her your. I sent her your. I sent you her version of black girl singing. Her name is Eternity.

[Jacob]

Send it to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Listen to Eternity sing a song. What's the song? What's Glenda song in? Popular.

[Jacob]

Popular.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Listen to this girl sing. She has a very bright, very bubbly voice. Someone less fortunate than I. And let's face it, the wizards less fortunate than I. My tender heart tends to start to bleed. And when someone needs a makeover, I simply have to take over. I know. I know. Exactly. She's my Dorothy.

[Jacob]

I like that you cast unknowns in a lot of your movies. That's good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Calling Eternity unknown is insane.

[Jacob]

You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you want to apologize to Eternity?

[Jacob]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She has 3.6 million followers. More than you, for sure. You're an unknown, bitch. You're the unknown.

[Jacob]

Probably to her. Correct?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Apologize.

[Jacob]

You are literally. Dorinda. Sorry, I don't. Calm down. Yeah, I don't know everyone. She's not. She's not. She's not known to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Eternity watches our podcast and I'm happy.

[Jacob]

I'm so happy she's here. Nice to meet you, babe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tell her she's a known not to me. Tell her you know her.

[Jacob]

I don't know her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You. You. You literally know her name. And you know a song she sings. You know, you are.

[Jacob]

So. So. Do you wanna apologize to Dorinda?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I didn't say I don't know. I said I didn't know who you were.

[Jacob]

Yeah. And I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're saying you. You're saying you don't know her? No, no.

[Jacob]

Just. Cause I heard her. I don't know her, though. I just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know her name. You know what she does.

[Jacob]

I don't even know her name. What's her name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her name's Eternity.

[Jacob]

Okay. That doesn't mean I know her name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just say you know who she is.

[Jacob]

You do know who she is. No, I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You would never support a black woman. You will fight tooth and nail.

[Jacob]

Exactly. You got me. But I would never support a black woman, ever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Eternity, I support you. And I'm a big fan. And you are my Dorothy.

[Jacob]

I love that for y' all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your pride will be.

[Jacob]

You know what it'll be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't even have to tell you. I don't even have to tell you what your pride will be. You already know. You already know what your pride will be.

[Jacob]

You still, that is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Those are our casting. Let us know what you think. Comment below and tell us what you. Am I boring you?

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, then let's go then. Goodbye, everyone.