(Almost) the entire pod is about the Olympics this week. Sorry, not sorry. Caroline and Blake beg the question: why are winter Olympic athletes so much more unhinged than the summer ones? From a Norwegian biathlete’s very public cheating confession to a gold medalist’s credit card fraud conviction, we dive deep into the most wild stories from the week.

In this episode, we also cover:

Why the NFLPA can no longer publish its report cards publicly – and why that’s a loss for the league
What Joe Judge gets wrong about fatherhood in Trinidad Chambliss’ eligibility testimony
What Breanna Stewart’s off-season move to play in Turkey could mean for the WNBA season
A Canadian curling scandal ft. the Swedish…surveillance state?

Going for the Golds:

Milan-Cortina c*ndoms restocked at the village: https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/olympics/2026/02/17/winter-olympics-condom-supply-shortage/88715151007/
Taylor Swift presents…the “Blade Angels”: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU1aS--Aan4/?igsh=ZGg3Mm15aTc2NWJl
Benoit Richaud’s changes outfits more than his skaters: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU3CTbdjY95/