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Foreign welcome to Sleep Money, your guide to the business and finance news of the week. I'm Felix Salmon of Bloomberg, here with Elizabeth Spires of the New York Times. Hello. Here with Emily Peck of Axios.
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Hello, Hello.
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And literally here in an absolutely swanked out Bloomberg podcast studio with Max Chavkin of Bloomberg. Hey Max, introduce yourself and tell me about this whole amazing situation that we're in.
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Yes, I am a writer here at Bloomberg and businessweek and the co host of the Everybody's Business podcast, which is a weekly podcast that tapes here. We model ourselves on Slate Money in every way and yeah, in this very nice studio.
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And you record in this very nice studio which we have co opted this week for Slate Money. And many thanks to Bloomberg for letting us do that. We are going to talk to you about this astonishing piece that you have in the latest issue of Business Week all about Enron, which is amazing and everyone should read it. We are also going to talk about the H1B fiasco that happened this week, but we are going to start by talking about the financing of artificial intelligence and whether it's all circular. Plastifuck, I believe, is the technical term. Are you allowed to say clusterfuck on Bloomberg podcasts?
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We like to keep it clean.
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Yeah. Yours is clean.
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We say F. Cluster F. Are you.
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Allowed to say fustercloak?
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I think so, yeah. I don't. We had to check with Apple. I'm not sure.
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Ah, there you go. Always check with Apple. In any case, we have all of that and a sleepless segment on the 0.01% rule, which is kind of awesome. Coming up on Sleep Monday.
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So Max.
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Yes, Felix.
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Before we talk about your amazing Enron story, we should talk about the big business and finance news of the week, which is that. Let me see if I've got this right. Nvidia is investing $100 billion in open AI. So the open AI can then give the money to Oracle so that Oracle can then give the Money to data centers who can then give the money to Nvidia?
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Yeah, I mean, it seems like to simplify it, Nvidia is putting $100 billion into OpenAI. So OpenAI can give $100 billion or something close to it to Nvidia.
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And correct me again if I'm wrong, but $100 billion is actually a lot of money still, right?
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Big, big investment round, right? Like these are numbers that I don't know, even a few years ago for a private company would seem enormous.
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When I joined Axios, I tried to get a word minotaurs going.
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I think I vaguely remember this.
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Do you remember the unicorns?
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Yeah.
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Do you remember when it was really amazing that a company could be valued at a billion dollars and all the companies that were valued, the private companies that were valued at a billion dollars were called un and then there were like hundreds of them or possibly even thousands. And eventually I decided what we needed was a notch up from a unicorn, which was a minotaur, which isn't a company that was valued at a billion dollars. It was a company that had raised a billion dollars and that was many, many fewer. Raising a billion dollars was crazy. Now we have companies raising $100 billion in a single round.
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So on one hand, the reason that the numbers have gotten so big is because these AI startups, as most people know, right, they run on these data centers. The data centers are very expensive. You have to build them, you have to buy these wildly expensive chips to fill them up with. But I don't know, like there have been suggestions that this deal in particular, as well as like a couple of the Nvidia investments in AI companies sort of look like what I think is called round tripping. This is, would be an accounting trick to essentially goose your revenues, make it look like you're making more money than you are. I don't really understand where the line is there, although that seems like an interesting question to me. The other thing to me is just like this whole AI bubble feels like a lot of companies sort of doing business with each other. Like it's all this self dealing. It really feels like if we're looking for a sign that this is a bubble, this is a sign that this is a bubble.
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If there are three minotaurs passing money between each other, is that technically a Cerberus? We have a term for that.
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I love it. It's a three headed unicorn.
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I mean, Max already kind of said this, but I feel like I just was trying to wrap my head around it last night. It's like I give Felix $100, he gives me a hundred dollars back, and then I give him a hundred dollars and he gives me $100 back. And then we in our, in our accounting of our wealth, we keep adding a hundred plus a hundred plus a hundred, we never subtract. And that kind of seems like a little bit what's happening.
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Well, it feels like self dealing, but it's not the same company, you know, that owns all three entities. They're just passing the same, which is kind of like just very expensive, high end customer acquisition. Right?
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Well, I mean it's what used to be known as vendor finance, I think to a certain extent and in principle, I don't think it's obviously problematic unless and until you reach this point at which every hundred billion dollars of revenue gets valued by the stock market at a trillion dollars or $3 trillion or something like that. And so you wind up with this 20, 30, 50, 100x multiplier effect and Nvidia being worth four and a half trillion dollars or whatever it's worth these weeks.
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One of the stories I read about this deal said that a comment from OpenAI, or maybe it was a background comment from OpenAI and said they're not buying the chips from Nvidia, they're leasing them. And it's like, how does that. I'm not totally sure why that would make it. I mean, maybe that makes it better in an accounting sense or whatever. But it seems like the same basic problem, which is like you have this service that no one really knows how valuable it is. And, and yes, there are a lot of like venture capitalists that really think that large language models are gonna, are gonna bring in trillions of dollars and usher in a new era of intelligence or whatever. But it really seems like for now anyway, most of the money is just coming from other AI companies or software companies that are like so bought into this idea either because of Wall street or because of some other reason. Like none of this feels organic to me.
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This week I published a little essay on Bloomberg.com about pricing compute, which is a lovely little sort of corner of auction design, which gets into, I think what you're driving at here, which is that there are two different problems that the AI revolution needs to solve. One is the problem that computer scientists have been working on for decades, which is, you know, number one, how do we build chips which are as sophisticated as the B200 from Nvidia and ultimately how do we get to AGI and does that, you know, all of the Sort of like hard science questions around artificial intelligence. And then the other question which is actually really much more urgent is the financial one, which is, you know, McKinsey is out with a report saying that total investment in data centers over the next five years, which is not very long, is going to be $7.9 trillion. And that is an amount of money that just is almost impossible to comprehend in terms of, like, investment. It's really hard to find that much money on the planet. And the kind of financial engineering and financial ingenuity that you need. I mean, do you remember when Sam Altman was doing his rounds of various Gulf states going, can I have a trillion from you and a trillion from you, and eventually we will have enough trillions. Like, if the AI revolution is going to happen, and that's a big if, but it sort of seems to be on that path, at least for the time being, then we are going to need all manner of financial legendary and ingenuity in order to coral the sheer magnitude of dollars that it requires.
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That's an enormous if.
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A really long piece from July from Ed Zitran that I had ChatGPT summarize for me, not going to lie, basically said that no one's really making money from AI yet except for Nvidia. So of course Nvidia is, you know, putting money back into OpenAI to help it someday make money to keep it alive. But it does seem like a problem that an industry we're talking about costs trillions of dollars. So far hasn't shown much promise in terms of generating revenue beyond me using ChatGPT to summarize an article to explain why ChatGPT isn't that valuable and the.
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Revenue associated with that is like zero.
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Right, Right.
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I love Ed Zittran and I enjoyed his critique, but he also, I think, makes a little bit of a category error in that he's talking specifically about LLMs and generative AI, which is only one part of AI. It's the most, I think, prominent and public facing because most consumers understand how that works. But we're not talking about, you know, machine learning, which has been around for much longer than OpenAI. So I think when we look at who Nvidia is selling to, yes, it's OpenAI and these companies that are working on generative, but I think they're in a less vulnerable position because people, people buy GPUs for things that are not generative AI. If OpenAI implodes, Nvidia still has a business and those data centers still have.
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Some purpose and let's not forget that even if the entire AI verse just kind of implodes, guess what? All of those Nvidia chips will all just get rerouted to doing what they were doing originally, which is crypto so much more useful.
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In addition to the sort of closed loop critique of this particular deal and really of the whole AI boom in general, that it's just like a few big companies plus Nvidia just like passing money back and forth between each other. There's also like antitrust things to talk about with Nvidia, which I guess no one cares about anymore in this year of our Lord 2025.
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I would love to talk about this though, because this is the first thing that sprang to my mind when I saw this deal, which is the way in which Nvidia is using its astonishing cash flows to basically lock in every single major player into its own ecosystem. And that $100 billion comes with strings attached. And the strings are not just you are going to buy Nvidia chips, but it's like you are going to use the whole Nvidia programming languages and support structures. And basically what it means is that even if you want at some point in the future to buy someone else's chips instead of our chips, and even if someone else's chips are better than Nvidia's ships, you're basically not going to be able to do that because you're so locked into the Nvidia ecosystem. And so I feel like Nvidia has basically at this point managed to get itself a real monopoly. Everyone and their mother is out there building AI chips. You know, Amazon is doing it, Google is doing it, Apple is doing it. None of them are actual real competition for Nvidia because Nvidia has all of the customers sewn up. I do think it's a monopoly, but as we have discussed on this show, being a monopoly doesn't seem to be illegal anymore. Like making acquisitions to become a monopoly is illegal, but just like growing naturally into Monopoly, Dom seems to be something that the FTC and the FCC don't really care about anymore.
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No, definitely they don't care about it anymore. I was thinking about it, I'm trying to make sense of it in my brain. Just like if I had a deli or a restaurant and I wanted to have like a case where I sold soda and then Coca Cola came along and was like, we will give you the money for the case. And the case has to be exactly like this. And then the case was such that only Coca Cola bottles fit in the case. And then they were like, we're gonna give it to you for free, basically, and it's fine. And then over the years, they just keep raising the price, though. Well, it's not free anymore. It's a dollar per soda. Now it's $2 per soda. And then you have no other options. You must buy the Coca Cola and put it in the case. And they just become more and more powerful and they make you sell all kinds of other stuff and buy all kinds of other stuff you don't even want, you know, and then you have a caffeine addiction and it's just downhill. Have I gone off the rails? But I was just trying to make it, you know, relatable.
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Example this is why Slate Money would be nothing without you, Emily.
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It's the model. It's how you do your monopoly, it's 101 stuff. And we get mad about it down the road. And then the federal government sues Go and there's a whole lawsuit that we have to talk about for like five years. But you could just stop it now. But no one ever does. But here we see it happening.
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I feel for your inability to sell Pepsi.
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It tastes just as good. I learned this in the 80s.
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That's just wrong, Emily.
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It does. Have you taken the Pepsi Challenge?
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Oh, my God, the Pepsi Challenge. I have a whole thing about that.
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What.
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Foreign.
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Yeah.
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I thought you were going somewhere with the Pepsi Challenge.
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I wanted to know, like, he has a take on the Pepsi Challenge. Like it's been seven years I've been talking to him, I think, and I didn't know he had a take on the Pepsi.
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My take on the Pepsi challenge very quickly is that if you put a slightly drier drink up against a slightly sweeter drink and ask people to do a blind taste test, they will always pick the sweeter drink. This also explains a huge amount of which wines score the highest in blind tasting and why sweeter wines generally score higher. However, the revealed preference of people in day to day life is not necessarily for the sweeter drink. That how we actually live and what we actually like is not always the sweeter thing. And that there's something very artificial about blind taste tests that makes sweetness much more salient than everyday life. And so that is why people actually prefer Coke to Pepsi in everyday life, but they prefer Pepsi to Coke in blend tests.
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Pepsi sweeter.
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Pepsi is sweeter.
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Pepsi sweeter.
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Thank you, Max.
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And this is what made Felix the man he is today.
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That's why they gave him an H1B visa they're like, we need your skilled talent at assessing Coca Cola and Pepsi and your knowledge of sweetness and drinks. We need that in the United States.
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I got an H1B visa. I came over here working for a tiny little web company called Idea, and they were paying me $30,000 a year to write words on the Internet. And this was not a high skilled job, but, like, it was a job that frankly, no right thinking American would have wanted to do. So they gave it to me and. Or it was like an English company and they just kind of knew who I was. And they were like, why don't you go over there because we trust you. Like, this was back in the day when people just didn't worry so much, I guess, about, like, you know, foreigners stealing our jobs or whatever. Maybe I did steal someone's job. Should I guilty about that.
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So I think we should just back up and say. Last week, Friday night, the Trump administration put out this executive order saying H1B visas would now cost $100,000 apiece. Wasn't clear if they're meant retroactively or going forward.
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Well, Howard Lutnick gave a press conference in the Oval Office standing, like, looming over Donald Trump and saying, this isn't just $100,000, it's $100,000 per year. And then everyone just kind of agreed that he hadn't said that. But now he's out there saying it again, even though everyone's saying that he didn't say that. Yeah, they put out an official executive order basically saying every single person who has an H1B needs to pay $100,000 when they come into country. And so, like, everyone on planes was getting off planes. People were trying to get back into the country before the deadline, only for the White House to go, you know, oh, sake. We didn't actually mean that. We just meant, like, new H1BS. If you have an H1B, it's fine. So the whole thing was rolled out with maximum chaos.
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It was a mess. Every lawyer I spoke to this week was like, I didn't sleep all weekend. Like, I was just on the phone to. Companies were freaking out, everyone. Just absolute chaos. This is not how you do policy in the United States. It's really shocking.
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This is no way to run a railroad.
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Trump only has one policy tool, though, and it's everybody give me money. You know, it's always some incarnation of that. And what's astonishing to me is that he sort of. It's almost like he started from the question, how can we destroy American economic Primacy in less than four years and then went and did everything that you would do in order to do that. Let's destroy higher ed. Let's start trade wars, and now let's make it impossible to recruit top talent from other countries.
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This was definitely one of the big sort of fault lines back when, you know, a million years ago in what, February, when there was this big fight between Elon Musk and Steve Bannon about, like, who was going to control MAGA. Was H1BS was like, should American companies be able to hire the most talented individuals they can to make America great again, or should they be prevented from doing that so that Americans who aren't particularly talented or not as talented can get jobs? And I think that the Stephen Miller, Steve Bannon side of the the argument has clearly won.
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Elon Musk himself an H1B visa holder, and another lady called Melania, she was.
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On an H1B as well. I thought she was on O. I.
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Was reading yesterday H1B in 1998.
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Wow.
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When she was modeling, me and Melania.
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We were like, hanging out in the H1B club in 1998.
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Class of 98.
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Which one of you is modeling again?
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No, but seriously, I was thinking about it because I recently covered ftc, wanted to do a rule, click to cancel rule. And, you know, they put out notice and comment. They got all this feedback from industry. It got challenged in court, and a court just knocked it down because industry didn't have enough opportunity for feedback. And then the Trump administration on Friday night is like, everyone has to pay $100,000 for these visas starting immediately. And that's okay. And talking to lawyers in the industry, they're like, we don't know if anyone's going to even challenge them in court over this because they're too afraid of this administration.
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Someone is going to challenge them in court. There is a lawyer who is going to be able to find a plaintiff somewhere.
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No, there literally is a lawy lawyer on LinkedIn looking for plaintiffs right now. Like, I've seen his posts and all the lawyers are like, we're just waiting for the suit. But it's not like Amazon is the biggest user of H1BS. But you don't see them out there saying anything about this.
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The suit will never come from the biggest employer of H1B. The suit will come from, like, Idea or some tiny little company that has one H1B. And the suit will win in at least two lower courts and may or may not make it up to the Supreme Court. And I Don't know any lawyer who thinks this is legal, right? I mean, this looks very illegal on its face. And I think honestly, that's one of the reasons why the big H1B employers have been so quiet. It's just because they're low key, waiting for this to just go away in the judicial system somewhere. And then the other reason is just like there is no equity in complaining about Trump in public.
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I don't think it's just that there's no equity in complaining, although that's true. I think it's that the big H1B holders can afford this. Like, it's just not that much money. And although it will disrupt their businesses to some small extent, they can afford it. It's like these tiny startups, the ideas of the world who can't. And like, those are the people, like the venture capitalists who back these startups are the ones who are complaining about it for the most part. Reed Hastings was like out on Twitter praising it and. Reed Hastings.
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Wait, what?
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Yeah, he said, you know, this is a great system because it'll, he said it was going to eliminate the lottery, ensure that the companies that are hiring H1B holders are actually targeting sort of talented employees or whatever, rather than just trying to depress wages.
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So let's, let's unpack this a little bit because kind of hidden amongst the noise was actually not a bad idea, which was separate, entirely separate from the $100,000 thing, which was we are not going to make H1BS a lottery anymore. We are going to make it, basically, we are going to give the set number of H1BS, which is going to stay the same. And instead of just handing them out randomly by lottery to everyone who applies, we are going to hand them out to whoever the most skilled applicants are. And you know, we can have a whole philosophical debate about whether the most skilled applicants you can use as a proxy for that, like the highest paid jobs. But that's broadly where we're going with this one way or another. And I think saying, like, we are going to try and funnel these H1Bs to the most skilled applicants is something that seems to me to have been relatively uncontroversial, but then just got completely swamped by this $100,000 thing. But you can do the most skilled applicants thing without doing the $100,000 thing. That is not necessary at all.
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But then you could have, like you said, a whole other debate about what a most skilled applicant is. It's my understanding that a lot of people coming out of University graduate students and those with bachelor's degrees at the beginning of their career who are trying to stay in the United states, secure these H1Bs and then go on to become very skilled workers. But initially, you know, this is just a way of, of developing talent. Like, and that is sort of, it feels very American to me to like, not to be charging six figures for the privilege of working in America, growing your talent, founding a.
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And all of this to Max's point. While, you know, Amazon and other big companies will be perfectly happy to pay a hundred, might be perfectly happy to pay $100,000 to get a very skilled employee, they're not necessarily going to be very happy to pay $100,000 to get someone straight out of college.
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I feel like we need to say also, or I need to say that this, it's not like the H1B system was a great system and it really wasn't.
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It was a terrible system.
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You know, I think it's really true to say that this policy is going to harm Silicon Valley, it's going to harm the innovation engine of the United States, maybe even harm the economy at large. But what H1B was, I think at a lot of companies was basically a scheme to hire workers at below market wages and essentially to undercut the Silicon Valley workers who, during the era when this program became much more popular, were demanding increasingly higher wages. Like, remember there was that story, it was like 10 years ago about Apple and Google colluding on, you know, not poaching each other's employees. Like, it basically became a situation where this is just a way for like Meta and Amazon and Apple and so on to pay way, way, way less for entry level tech?
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Well, I mean, it was partly that, but can I just like spin that a different way, which is that it was a way for these big companies to get these skilled workers, not very expensive or not as expensive as American skilled workers to work in California, in Washington, like in the United States, rather than having to employ them in Ireland or in Bangalore or you know, wherever they, you know, would otherwise have to employ them. I think the ultimate truth of the matter is that these individuals are going to end up being employed by these companies one way or the other. And the only question is, are they going to be employed by these companies in America and become tax paying Americans and contributing to the American economy, or are they going to be employed by these companies in India and become tax paying Indians and contributing to the Indian economy? And I don't know which one Donald.
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Trump would prefer and Canada too. A lot of companies, I mean, the lawyers I spoke to this week, they said all their clients are thinking about ways to move these jobs to other countries. And that's a loss. I mean, even if you are underpaying H1B visa holders in the United States, they're still contributing to the local economy and a broader sort of job ecosystem in the company. If you have an engineer and you're employing them in an office, you're going to need staff around those engineers in that office. You know, everyone's going to go out to lunch, everyone's going to buy real estate, blah, blah, blah. This is how we grow economies. If all of a sudden you put that engineer and you put him back in Canada, then Canada gets all those benefits and then the United States doesn't.
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I also just Occam's Razor, though. I think none of this was really thought through by Trump. You know, he's just sort of reverting to his usual everybody needs to give me money role. But also the Bannon position is just that he doesn't want immigrants generally in the country.
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Stephen Miller has been violently against, or I should say vehemently against legal immigration from day one. This is clearly an attempt to reduce legal immigration. We also saw this week another. Yet another rollout of the famous Trump card. So if you don't want to pay $100,000 for an H1B, you can pay a million dollars for a Trump gold card or $5 million for a Trump Platinum card. And the clear messaging from the White House is basically, if you want a green card, you are going to need to pay either 1 million or 5 million dollars. All of the other ways of getting a green card are going to disappear. And we're just going to funnel you into one of these two things. And if you don't have a million dollars or five million dol out of luck. And immediately someone in the Oval Office, when Howard Lutnick was announcing this, was like, wait, does that mean that spouses of American citizens can't get green cards anymore without paying a million dollars? And Lutnick was like, oh, yeah, I hadn't thought of that. This is not thought through. But Elizabeth is absolutely right that it all just comes down to basically, historically speaking, there were two different ways that rich countries did immigration. There was the American way, which is based on family ties, and then there was like the Canadian or New Zealand way, which is based on skills and that kind of thing. And now Trump is coming up with a third, completely different way altogether, which is just whoever can afford to pay a large amount of money and no one has really tried this before. And again, I'm not sure that this will pass Legal master, especially the platinum card, which you don't have to pay.
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Taxes if you pay the 5 million.
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If you pay $5 million, then you get basically an exception to this universal rule that American residents have to pay tax on their global income. You get like an asterisk and you don't need to do that. My favorite thing is not only do you have to pay $5 million, you also have to spend no more than 270 days a year in the country. They're forcing you to spend three months a year outside the country.
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If you have enough income, there might actually be like an arbitrage play there where you change your citizenship and then get a visa to come back first year. Well, I mean, just not to pay taxes.
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So yes, and, and again, this isn't really thought through that right now it is extraordinarily expensive to renounce U.S. citizenship once you have it. I don't know whether that might change, but no, this is very much an attempt to basically reinvent UK non dom status, which turned out to be a complete disaster in, in England. And just saying like, yeah, we want that class of people in America. My guess is it will be found on constitutional. But I've said that in the past and you can't trust the Supreme Court to be the bulwark here.
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It's just really remarkable if you just like zoom out. The Trump administration clearly values rich people over everyone else and is structuring policy that way too. Like the people worthy of consideration are people who can pay a million dollars, $5 million to be here, everyone else can. Like by refugees, by poor people, people in university. And at the same time you're seeing like if you look at the consumer spending, like Mark Zandi has been doing all this work showing that like over the just about half of consumer spending now is being done just by the top 10% of earners or something in the U.S. it's just like we're sort of barreling towards this very unequal, very gilded era, it seems like to me. And I was in a conversation this morning where someone was saying, well, as long as the spending keeps going, the economy is going to be fine and like the market really likes it. But if underneath the spending and the market really liking it is just like an economy that really is just completely favoring the wealthy, that's not good long term for politics, for social cohesion, like there's a lot of problems happening.
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Yeah, but it's good for the rich.
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But it's actually not in the long term. I think it will. It comes back to bite. You're right. Remember the French Revolution? I'm old enough to remember. I remember the Pepsi Challenge, the French Revolution, when they shot those Russian people in the turn of the last century. I remember it all. And I'm telling you, in the long run, it's not good.
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A
Okay, I feel like I really need to cleanse my timeline at this point. So Max, can you tell me about Enron?
C
Yes. So I guess it was at the end of last year. Probably some people saw this, but there was a social media campaign someone Got the trademark to Enron, which is this really cool logo that was designed by Paul Rand, legendary graphic designer. And they bought up all the social media handles and they announced that they were back. There was a launch video. It is really funny because it looks exactly like any corporate social responsibility ad. Sort of could be like a ad for a chemical conglomerate saying, you know, those cancer causing chemicals weren't so bad, but it's Enron. And what kind of proceeded was this, what to me anyway, like very funny social media campaign kind of poking fun at the way corporations like talk to us. And I did a story about it for Business Week where I work and it was fun. The guys behind it did the Birds Aren't Real conspiracy theory. Are you familiar with that one, Felix?
A
Birds Aren't Real was fun. But then when you were writing this, correct me if I'm wrong, I just, I don't have great ability to put myself in the mind of a high flying Business Week reporter. But you were thinking to yourself, why did they go to all the trouble of actually buying the trademarks? They could have done all of this just anyway and used the logo and no one would have sued them. It wasn't like there was some like trademark holder of Enron.
C
I actually asked that question. They didn't and they didn't buy it. They just filed the trademark because the trademark had expired. Like as you're, as you're guessing some of the media reports it was written up as a purchase, but it was really more like a filing fee. I also think parody kind of allows you to basically do. If you've seen the Nathan Fielder Nathan for you episode Dumb Starbucks. This is Dumb Starbucks. But with Enron and the thing that made it weird and kind of a mind bender for me is I went in thinking like, okay, this is gonna be a fun story. These are some guys who are really good at memes, really good at social media and I'm gonna write about them. And about halfway through the story I got a call from a tipster who was like, it's actually all falling apart. There was this crypto launch, everybody lost money and, and indeed basically Enron. The parody sort of turned into Enron like a bad cryptocurrency. I'm not going to use the word scam, although some people have used the word scam.
A
Like on a scale of 1 to actual Enron, obviously the real original Enron was much bigger. But they both kind of collapsed in a spectacular fashion.
C
Exactly. That's what made it so fun for me. So what's Weird is I think that the guys behind this, as I reported in the story, they both basically left the project out of frustration with. Because the crypto guys, crypto investors, essentially launching a cryptocurrency and trying to turn this satirical project into. Into like a get rich quick thing, basically turning it into a thing that they were trying to satirize. But I don't know if, to me, it was like, it actually made the satire somehow even better because, like.
A
Okay, but it did the thing.
C
Yeah.
A
I need to unpack this just a little bit, because one of the defining Questions of the 2020s is our memes real? And we talked about Labubus last week, and they are real. And Pop Mart that makes labuboos is worth $50 billion. And it is a real thing. Dogecoin has a capitalization in the hundreds of billions of dollars. It's a real capitalization. GameStop is a real company with real revenues, basically just staying aloft on pure power of meme. And this ability to turn something funny and stupid into something real is like a defining feature of where we are today. And I feel like your. The birds aren't real guys were doing a satire, but then the crypto backers were like, well, great. Satire is something that is real and we can monetize.
C
Well, I think you're absolutely right. And I left one part of the story out, which is that they also tried. And I don't think this was forced by the crypto backers. They tried to sell energy in Texas as well, because Enron, partly because of the original Enron, Texas and many other states deregulated their energy bars. So now you buy electricity from a different company. It doesn't necessarily have to be the same company that makes the electricity. It doesn't necessarily have to be a utility. It could be like Ryan Reynolds or whatever, like a Mint Mobile situation. And they filed, you know, an application to do this. And the Texas Public Utility Commission, I think part of what led to the. To everything sort of falling apart and me getting this tip and everything is that the Texas Public Utility Commission denied their application on the grounds that people should not have to, like, sort satire from reality when buying electricity, which I think is reasonable, but I also think is a funny line to draw. If you're like, this is the one thing we're not going to accept in Texas when it comes to electricity. It's satire, I think.
D
Was there a point where these guys were basically saying, okay, we're going to satirize this sort of. I mean, Enron wasn't technically a Ponzi scheme, but like a Ponzi scheme. And then somewhere in the process, they're like, actually doing a Ponzi. Sounds like a good idea. You know, where did they decide that they were going to turn it into something that might actually be a business?
C
I think it's more like what Felix is saying. The crypto investors just saw a meme, and memes are monetizable. I think it was as simple as that. They thought, these are two funny guys. They're able to capture attention. We can turn that into something real. And to be fair to the people who launched this cryptocurrency, if you tried to buy it, there was like a big fat disclaimer being like, this is a parody. Any reference to energy is a metaphor. You know, like, it was a long disclaimer saying, do not buy this if you're trying to make money. But of course, that's, like, what people do. And Coffeezilla, I don't know if you all have seen any of his videos. He's like a crypto investigative journalist. He's sort of one of the most important. I can't believe I'm saying this, like one of the most important investigative journalists. During the kind of ftx, like, the collapse of all these crypto scams. He did a really good video about Enron. And his point is essentially, like, you can't have an ironic scam. It's not funny, because an ironic scam is still a scam. And I think there is this sense that it's just gotten harder to do satire today than it used to be, partly because of, like, context collapse and the way that, like, there's just no way to know for sure if something is satirical or something is not. But also because of the weird thing that Felix, you just talked about, where memes suddenly equal money or whatever. And so I think this was just a dud project because you actually can't start a fake Enron without becoming a real Enron.
B
I was thinking about this, and I watched the video. You can't ironically scam people. And this is ironic because it was just satire. But then it turned out that to be the thing. It was satirizing, whatever. But then I was thinking, like, this whole thing is an experience going through the process of learning that birds aren't real. And watching the little video where they say that the birds land on the power lines and that's how they're charged, charging. So amazing. I loved it so much. If I had been more, like, hip to what was happening at the time, I would have absolutely bought a T shirt. Right. So fast forward to the Enron thing. Also, like, fun and entertaining and initially free. But then, like, maybe you start selling some shirts, you market the satire. How is selling the coin different from marketing the satire? I guess because some people got in early and took a bunch of money out of the whole thing. But it's like people are just paying for an experience.
A
It's pumped off fun, have a lot.
B
More money now, and they pay a lot more money. You know what I mean?
C
You're mostly right. And I mean, the thing is, the crypto launch is funny in a way. I mean, it's funny as long as you're not the. We're laughing at it. As long as you weren't. You didn't buy in early and. And see your paper fortune collapse. I will say they sell a puffy vest. It looks like an authentic Enron vest. I didn't buy it because I don't want to waste.
A
How much is it?
C
It was $70, but.
A
But if it was 35, you would have bought it.
C
I was really tempted, but the birds aren't real stuff just makes me laugh. And the Enron thing, you're right, it's funny. And I do think.
A
Can I just, like, I just want to jump in here and say, I didn't see anyone quoted in your piece. And in general, crypto is. And meme crypto in particular. But crypto in general is an area where people lose a lot of money all the time. And if you jump into 20 meme coins, you expect to lose all of your money 19 times out of 20, if not 20 times.
C
Particularly the Enron.
A
Especially the Enron. Like, if no one went into the Enron meme coin thinking, I am certainly going to make money on this. They went into the Enron meme coin going, I will probably lose all my money, but there is a chance I will make money. And this is why no one was. Was that upset that they lost money.
C
Yeah, I don't know that that's true. And I think. I even think calling them meme coins. I sometimes worry that we're doing a disservice to our audiences at journalists, because are they meme coins? I feel like shitcoin was a better way to describe it and a way to describe it that didn't start to do this alchemy where you start to think that there's value here. And I think it's very easy. In the same way that's easy for people in casinos to go in knowing on a rational level that they are not going to win. But somewhere, as they walk from the Pan Asian restaurant to the craps table, start to convince themselves that they are going to win and then can ruin their finances, like in an evening. I think that kind of thing happens here more than anyone in the crypto industry would like to admit. And I don't know what we're supposed to do about it as journalists, because like you said, it's all there. The risks are all there. There's no secret about it.
A
I just think that losing money in crypto is a consumption good. You know, it's what people do for the lulls. And if you wind up making money, their next post, you can consider yourself to have been investing. But if you end up losing money, then, hey, that's what makes it so painfully ironic.
D
But I think there are two things that sort of complicate this story in particular. One is that I think if they'd been a little bit less clever and elaborate about what the satire was, there would have been less confusion around it. Like, there are pieces of it where you're like, oh, yes, this is definitely a joke. You know, they said the Enron stands for energy, Nurture, repentant, opportunity, and nice. Which is hilarious.
C
Connor was like, that was the giveaway. We did that because we were like that. We're trying to give it away.
D
Yeah. And then the other thing, because they did go off on these tangents and consider doing a real business trying to resell energy. I feel like that might have confused a little bit some of the people who were buying the meme coin. Like, maybe there is some value behind this, or at least in as much as you ever have value behind a meme coin.
C
I liked the idea of a utility provider that would just be like a big middle finger to all utility providers, because I think a lot of people hate their utility provider just like they hate their cable company. And that that would be a thing that, like, probably some percentage of irony pilled, disaffected young people would go for. They'd just be like, yeah, I mean, Enron, give me electricity.
A
Everyone who wants to keep Austin weird, the last five people who want to keep Austin weird, like, they would have started buying their energy from Enron. And it's sad that failed, really, because if we don't have memes, max, what do we have?
C
The crypto investors still own it. It may not be too late. And in fact, after my story came out, the Enron Twitter account tweeted, if you're confused. That's the point. So could be another act here. We don't.
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Numbers round Elizabeth, you have a number?
D
My number is 1 million and that's dollars. And that's how much I told my 10 year old son that that I would take to eat some ice cream off the ground. And where this came from, we're learning about willingness to pay right now and expected utility. And so Ford has been asking me would you do this? Would you do that? And because he's still he's 10, he has a sort of very odd idea about how much things cost. Like our car could either be $500 or 5 million and there's nothing in between. But you can show him any given Pokemon card and he can give you a precise monetary value for how much it's worth on the resale market. But while we were doing this experiment, he started developing these sort of fungible items for negotiation where he came up with a price for like how much 15 more minutes of staying up late is he would pay me $20 if he could stay up 15 minutes later, which was more than I thought he would land on. But if I said will you give me one of your $20 Pokemon cards? He said no. And then we had to talk about fungibility and whether that made any sense.
A
I'm so glad that your 10 year old son is learning about fungibility. And I'm so sad, honestly, that he doesn't have a million dollars of liquid wealth to pay you to eat ice cream off the floor because like you would be a millionaire right now.
D
Well, I asked him how much he would need to be paid and he said 2.2 million. So his threshold is higher. And I don't know where the two came from.
C
I'd do it for like 500 bucks, by the way.
B
I think I would do it. Yeah, I would do it for probably $500. But it depends sp or like is it like a smooshed cone of ice cream and you have to like Lick it. Because then I'm going up to like a thousand for that.
C
Yeah.
D
We didn't discuss the particulars, you know.
B
And then what kind of ground are we talking about? Is it.
D
It was on the sidewalk.
A
Sidewalk at the moment, like, this is like a Brooklyn sidewalk. If it was a Staten island sidewalk, then that would have been a whole different kettle of fish.
B
Exactly. Yeah. It depends on the neighborhood, the flavor.
A
And the flavor Definitely depends on the flavor.
B
If it's pistachio. No.
A
My number is 8.9 billion, which is also a dollar amount, which is the current valuation of a sportsball team called the Chicago Bears. A stake of 2.35% of the Chicago Bears got sold by, like, a minority investor to a couple of the existing sort of majority investors at a valuation of $8.9 billion. And I'm like, you guys already own the team. You already control the team. Why do you need to buy an extra 2.35% at this crazy valuation? It's the highest valuation ever seen in the history of sports or something. And I don't understand. It makes no sense to me at all.
B
Maybe they want to make more money when they sell their stake or something.
C
I think that's it.
A
Yeah. They just want to say, well, look, we valued ourselves at 8.9 billion, so therefore, whoever we're selling it to should be willing to pay even more than that.
C
I mean, it's been a really good way to make money over the last 20 years, buying a sports franchise if you can get one in the United States. Like, they. They seem to only go up in price. There's a fixed number of teams. Media rights have gotten more and more expensive. All these private equity guys are getting in. Probably when the platinum card comes out, they're going to be a bunch of foreign investors to help bid up those prices.
A
Oh, by the way, I should mention we got a wonderful email this week talking about of platinum cards. Last week we talked about the Amex platinum card. And, like, how is it possibly worth $900 a year? Pro tip, be active duty military. If you're active duty military, there's some kind of law that says that you don't need to pay the annual fee for credit cards. And so, like, all of the active duty military types are wandering around with Amex Platinum cards and getting all of the lounge access and the free Ubers and everything. And they're like, yeah, and I don't need to pay a penny for it. It's awesome.
B
I love that.
A
I love that so much. Emily, what's Your number.
B
My number is 40. 40%. That is the share of office worker adults who say they've encountered work slop in the past month.
A
Is that part of the snack program at Bloomberg?
B
Workslop is the term that these researchers from Stanford and a company called BetterUp came up with who did the survey. And it means just like all the AI generated stuff that workers are now sending to each other, emails, slide decks, docs generated by AI that someone then who receives it has to either pass along to someone else or actually read, go through and fix. Or maybe not even. Maybe just send it on to the client who has to then deal with it. But it's apparently becoming a bigger problem. I know this because I published the story and then people wrote to me and were like, it's so bad. It's so bad out there. It gets so much of the slope. So there you go.
A
AI is eating the world and turning us into slop.
B
Oh. And I guess the point is AI is supposed to make work more productive, but it's just making it, not doing it sloppier. Yes. It's just making more work for other people.
A
Okay, Max.
D
All right.
C
My number is 16, which is the number of hours that attendees to Peter Thiel's Antichrist Lecture series, which is off the record, will be spending at the Antichrist Lecture series. That includes four hours of lectures, four hours of Q&A, and then eight hours of mingling with Antichrist enthusiasts and eating tea.
A
Peter giving these lectures?
C
He is. Yes, they're off the record, although. And there have been a bunch of articles written about sort of like talking to people who have gone to the lectures and so on. And I've been following this because I wrote a book about Peter Thiel the contrarian, and just to spoil it for folks. And now this is based on the. He's talked about the Antichrist on the record in other venues and there's some details from these talks coming out. But basically his theory of the Antichrist is the Antichrist is anyone who wants to regulate his investment portfolio. So, like, wait, so he. So wait, hang on a second.
A
You have just destroyed my. My priorities. I thought that he was like, pro Antichrist. I thought he identified with the Antichrist.
C
I think he's. There's a little bit of a winking thing there. He's. I don't think he's unaware that there's a vibe that he gives off. But no, his idea is that the Antichrist is basically the out of control left and that they are going to form a One world government to rein in AI and nuclear energy and all of these awesome futuristic technologies that if we would just let them go, would lead us to a glorious future. But people are going to stop it.
A
That's so mundane and sad. I would not spend 16 hours learning that.
D
I would pay a million dollars to avoid that.
C
There was an amazing in the SF Standard, which is like a startup newspaper in San Francisco where they like just waited on the line for the Antichrist lecture series and interviewed some of the attendees and they were all awesome.
A
Did, did people have to pay to attend these lectures or is it like a lottery or.
C
They were selling tickets. It is not clear to me whether anyone actually paid. It's unclear to me what the price, what the ticket price is. I would have done that as the number if I knew the answer in this line. There was one guy who, I don't know if he was doing a bit or what, said he owns a sperm racing company where men race their sperm. There was.
A
Oh my God.
C
There was another.
A
If that doesn't exist, it should.
C
There's another guy whose whole thing is he wants to put like a 10 foot tall silver cross on the moon.
D
I feel like these are the fans Peter Thiel deserves.
C
There were also a bunch of Satanists who were just like, yeah, like maybe the Antichrist is here again. I, I felt like all these people were just, were maybe like left wing plants designed to undermine Peter Thiel.
A
I'm telling you, like, everything is ironic, everything is a meme. Nothing is real. Peter Thiel has finally achieved the greatest thing that anyone can achieve in this life, which is to become an ironic meme.
B
I'm so confused because I didn't pay any attention to this and when I saw Antichrist, I thought it was like a religious thing and I was like, oh, that's so interesting.
D
Well, it is originally, but he's glommed on to some Christian nationalism stuff and he likes, likes the metaphors.
B
So it's just a marketing and it's just a thing where a rich guy says he doesn't like regulation.
C
Well, yeah, but he has a bunch of scripture quotes to back it up. Like, so. So, yeah.
A
Is he religious?
C
He is religious. I would say that his version of Christianity is very different from what, like what the kind of commonly understood version of Christianity.
A
Well, I mean, I know roughly about as much about Christianity as I do about American football, but in my mind, the overwhelming majority of living Christians do not believe in the Antichrist. This is not a part of mainstream theology.
D
Well, but the powerful religious right, which is most white evangelicals absolutely do. And I think he's capturing political momentum there because he wants them to support his political agenda.
B
Can one of you just tell me what is the Antichrist? I know it's not regulation actually in theology.
D
Like is it Satan, is it the devil?
B
Like what?
D
No, it's supposed to be a sort of world leader who's an incarnation of evil who comes back and it seems like they're part of the church, but they're not. There are a lot of descriptions of the Antichrist that make the Antichrist sound a lot like Donald Trump.
A
Ironically, there was a period in like the 9th century or something where there was like a Pope and an anti Pope. But this is definitely we are getting off the court like competencies of Slate money here.
B
We have to leave know who's who.
A
I'm just going to wrap this up at this point because otherwise it's going to spiral out of control. I have way too many people to thank for this one. I'm sitting in a room in in the Bloomberg HQ with a lovely chap called Magnus who made all of this possible along with Shayna Roth and Jessamyn Molly. But mainly all of you lovely people who Write in on slatemoney@slate.com and above all Max Chavkin of Bloomberg.
C
Thank you.
A
It's been amazing to have you on the show and I feel like now we are pod mates, we can do this more often.
C
Love it.
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Host: Felix Salmon
Guests: Elizabeth Spiers, Emily Peck, Max Chafkin
Podcast Theme: A sharp, insightful, and witty weekly round-up of the week’s biggest business and finance stories.
This episode dives into three major stories:
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Nvidia & OpenAI’s $100 billion Deal:
Vendor Lock-in and Monopoly Concerns:
Antitrust and the Changing Nature of Monopolies:
Skepticism About Current AI Revenue:
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The H1B $100k (per year) Fee Shock:
Philosophy and Impact on US Innovation:
The Shift from Lottery to Skills and Wealth:
‘Trump Cards’ for Green Cards:
Broader Inequality and Social Risks:
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Enron as Satirical Meme Business:
Satire to Reality – The Meme Money Phenomenon:
Cryptos, Meme Coins, and Gamble-as-Consumption:
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On the AI Funding Bubble:
On Monopoly by Lock-in:
On the H1B Visa Disaster:
Meme Business, Ironic Scams & Enron:
On Inequality and Gilded Age 2.0:
Conversational, witty, slightly irreverent—balancing deep economic/policy insight with a willingness to poke fun at industry absurdities. Panelists riff off each other and link today’s news to broader historical and social analogies, often using evocative (and funny) metaphors to drive home their points.
This episode of Slate Money provides a sharp, skeptical look at the frenetic, circular world of AI financing, the chaos of US immigration and labor policy, and the memetic, parody-laden culture of modern business. The hosts pull no punches dissecting the hype, the confusion, and the sometimes grim realities underlying 2025’s biggest business stories—with bonus detours into sodas, the French Revolution, and the true meaning of the Antichrist.
If you want to understand why AI finance seems so strange, why US immigration policy is so contentious (and chaotic), and how memes keep blurring the lines between satire and scam, this episode is the perfect window in.